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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Social sleep bonding.

If you take a nap in the hol

There's a good chance that you may wake up with more bodies in your bed than you had before. Demons that live in big family packs will sometimes sleep together. It's a bonding thing.

So if you suddenly feel a slight dip in the bed, don't be alarmed it's just your housemates /mates in general coming in for a snuggle. A gentle nuzzling against your neck and a loud purr-growl before the demon lays down next to you. Followed by another and another.

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leylikestoread · 7 months

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Everyone knows that muzan can change what he looks like due to magic demon stuff, but can the other demons do that?? The only demons I remember doing that in the anime are Daki and Rui (if his weird spider family counts) so do some demons choose to be that ugly?? Or are they that messed up they think that having mouths for eyes is a wonderful idea?? but maybe I’m just channeling my anime only-ness and I’m embarrassing myself

#demon slayer #muzan kibutsuji #demons are weird #I feel really stuipd

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kidfoundonstreets · 2 years

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when you wihs upon a teeth...youc an buy...human star!

oh shit!!! finally that old bag of my baby tooth soemwhere is useufl but what will i use a huamns tar for. maybe itl.l justlook shiny ans d pretty and glwo in the dark (ignore hte scremas)

#wait but why a tooth #out of allt he nthings #demons are weird #unlekss its an angle granitng it??#maybe tis just fat #eohwe #wait wait but buying sugegsts that its on sale??????????wghat if theres a safe wish palce #whats your wish archer tho #do you have a wish youd be willing to kill f

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greykolla-art · 9 days

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“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’

(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)

#grey art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel comic #radiostatic #one sided radiostatic #vox #hazbin vox #alastor #the radio demon #comic #I feel like the coloring got weird here but whatever 👌💜#I think Vox severely overestimated his importance to Al #and to prevent himself from dying from cringe he became a supervillain #I’d absolutely hate Alastor with a passion too if he made me feel that small.😂#radiosilence #onewaybroadcast

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thethoriumreactor · 2 months

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here’s the radioapple I promised, with ducks

Inspired by the fic my love is mine, all mine by silverbindings on AO3, which is a really cute and enjoyable fic if ooc doesn’t bother u. you may know it if ur a radioapple fluff enjoyer

All of these doodles are inspired one way or another by the beginning of this fic, especially the ducks and Lucifer catching fire

(is it surprising tho that most of those are alastor?)

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welcometogrouchland · 1 month

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[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!)#so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!)#when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :]#idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

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selineram3421 · 4 months

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Alastor's Rut Headcanons🦌

Requested

Alastor X Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ its that time of the year and Alastor hates it, implied/suggestive, violence🔪, kisses ⚠

Alastor was in rut.

It was an uncomfortable part of his deer half that he had not accepted. He usually spent this time indoors or a radio broadcast slaughter to take his mind off it.

The problem is that this year it was different. Persistent.

He had a significant other.

They were the sweetest and deadliest thing. A demon that had started working in the hotel recently, with a good taste in music and food.

Rosie also favored them when he introduced the two.

He noticed himself become more possessive when other demons were too close to them. Or if some filthy scum would stare too long.

Then his antlers were itchy.

He had to rub his antlers against a tree to get rid of the feeling. (In the dead of night, somewhere far away from others. Satan forbid if anyone saw him.)

Having been a hunter, he knew what this meant..

There would be problems if anyone were to so much as touch his mate partner.

He'll let his love know about the rut. Mostly for their safety and know that its deer instinct.

During this time, he picked up a few habits. Like making sure his love was well fed, needs taken care of, and showered with gifts.

He already does that but its taken up a notch.

And he's more affectionate, physically that is. More kisses or hand holding PDA wise to steer off any rivals demons.

Almost killing Angel (When isn't he?) when the spider demon got too close to his partner.

Almost kills a few others too. And at some point he's basically sent home until he feels normal again.

You go with him because you're worried.

This leads to more intimate activities.

Of course he's doing his best to not go too far. Mostly kisses and gentle caresses.

Though there is one time that he needs relief of some kind..

I'll just let you imagine that bit.

Its around December that he starts to feel slightly better.

Let's his partner know that he's not comfortable during rut and thanks them for staying by his side. (Also apologizing if he made them uncomfortable.)

Its February when he finally feels normal again.

*scrolling through deer facts* Huh ok.

~Seline, the person.

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ML for Alastor🎙

#alastor x reader #gn reader #x reader #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #the radio demon #headcanons #implied/suggestive #i had to read a hunter's guide for this and it was so weird

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hussyknee · 6 months

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I know some dickheads have now decided that Judaism is the "bad, violent, terrorist religion" and Islam is the "good, peaceful" one, which is only to be expected of white people, but how much of an issue is it currently? Like I've seen some USAmericans sharing how the Islamic faith shapes Gazans values and perseverance (good) except with that distinct white hippie "I'm about to imprint on this like the world's most racist duck" vibe (bad), but I didn't think they're already turning on Judaism in numbers.

Do they realize that Christianity is also the same kind of comfort to Christian minorities in Asia and Africa? That it was Buddhists that genocided the Rohingyas in Myanmar and Tamils in Sri Lanka? That Hindu fundamentalists are even now trying to ethnically cleanse Muslims in India? How Hindus and Christians are terrorized and persecuted in Pakistan? That Muslims have a history of persecuting and ethnically cleansing Jews too?

Really tired of asking y'all to be normal about people's religions man. There's no religion that's inherently violent or exceptionally peaceful. It's just like any other ideology that becomes a weapon in the hands of ethnic power. Interrogate power, not religion, and respect people's belief systems insofar as they aren't in your business.

Edit: I've amended the "long history" of Muslim persecution of Jews because it might be misleading in the current political climate. Zionism and antisemitic Arab nationalism are twin births resulting directly from Christian colonization, and Islamic empires tended to actually be more tolerant of other religions compared to Christianity, especially Judaism, which was considered a sibling religion. Antisemitism wasn't ideologically entrenched in Islamic tradition. It's simply that ethno-religious power will lead to ethno religious domination and intermittent cleansing of minorities, and Islam is no exception. Humans be humaning always.

#Edit: please boost the edit #why can't white people just be fuckin normal for once #tbh this site was so weird about Judaism that it felt almost culty #I had several crises about whether I was being antisemitic before I realized no I'm just reacting to the idealization-demonization binary #that seems to be all western leftists know how to do #white queers are the worst about this #and now some of the asks I've been getting gives me the impression that the west thinks ''Islamist'' is some kind of dangerous cryptid #y'all attach insane levels of importance to people's choice of headgear #the only common denominator of all the Muslims I know is their fixation on biriyani idk #a lot of white lefties just want to use religion to distance yourself from your white privilege #same reason as why communism is so attractive to you #y'all want to share in a legacy of oppression because it's easier than self-reflection and unlearning #antisemitism #anti Zionism #Islamphobia #philosemitism #white queers #western leftists #racism #religious fundamentalism #genocide #religious violence #knee of huss

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bishy437 · 8 months

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da-ge is stressed,,,

#huaisang ur not helping.....#i hc that nie bros adopt jc and jin ling into their weird family lol #obligatory pls don’t steal my tags tag <3 #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #sangcheng #nie mingjue #nie bros #jin ling #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mine

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fluffsnake · 6 months

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#this what they call girl dinner?#nom #demon!Dean #castiel #human!cas #my art #deancas #spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #dean winchester #nsfw-ish #??#pose looks weird DON'T MIND #supernatural #spn

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Imagine having to change all your cosmetics, deodorants, hygiene products, and shampoo because you live in the devildom.

Yeah, sure, these things smell great to you. But to the demon nose, they smell straight nasty. In some cases, some human products can cause allergies in demons.

It was a whole embarrassing scene going through all your products with asmo and finding stuff that you could replace it with. Asmo loves you very much, and in order for you to continue receiving love from any of them, they'd prefer not to itch and scratch or gag whenever you spray your perfume/cologne.

Demons are weird.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me x male reader #obey me x reader #obey me asmo #asmodeus avatar of lust #demons are weird

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year

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one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

#obey me #art #i had the idea for this and managed to bulldoze through drawing it all without losing motivation halfway through #but Do Not expect me to post art this frequently in future #idk how to do panels so if the middle bit with the text might be laid out weird #i added the stars and feathers and stuff because there was a bunch of empty space around the boxes #obey me satan #jtta ik #(btw the crumbling symbol next to the exploding feather is the wrath symbol from in-game)#(with the pride symbol attached upside down at the bottom)#(not so much symbolism as it is just me whacking you over the head with the point but it looks cool)#i had a lot of fun doing satan's more monstrous design so i might try my hand at some of the other demons later?#i do have some ideas for levi (deep sea creatures are just really fun)#also happy nightbringer release day!! it showed up on my homescreen like half an hour ago and i was like “wait what”#for some reason i thought it wasn't releasing til next week??#the new genshin patch is today as well so looks like i'll have plenty to do with the rest of my free time for the easter hols #(i promise i'm also working on the next chapter of jtta but i am so stuck on how to get lucifer actually Talking)#anyway. here's a gold star for making it through all my rambling in the tags for anyone who did so: ⭐

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pumpkinrootbeer · 3 months

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"how can he be ace when he acts like that 🤣😂" Im so sorry to be the first person to tell you this but... Asexual people. can have personalities.

#:v #hazbin hotel #alastor #this is possibly the most acephobic fandom I've seen in a minute #''its just jokes!!!1!1" Not funny ones 😭😭#in what world is it funny to imply being flamboyant strips you of your asexuality.#like it's weird guys the jokes are weird #alastor my aroace king 🙏🙏#''hes not aroace!1!1!1!'' in ur mind maybe but I'm operating on a higher plane of existence #''we need more aroace characters!'' you guys can't even handle the demonic murder! 🙄

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catastrothy · 7 months

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#original #vtuber #demon girl #imp girl #impicture #mirakurutaimu #a weird cat drew this #slime #weed #mushrooms #substance use #etc etc etc im not sure what else i can tag this w #look at my hot imp wife

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the-witchhunter · 1 year

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DP x DC Constantine Jr: Father Son Bonding

So John Constantine is more than a bit of a hoe. He’s a disaster bisexual who’s taste in men is “Big and strong enough to fold him like a folding chair” and his taste in women is “competent and could probably kick his ass”

Both describe Doctors Jack and Maddie Fenton

So, I propose that Constantine had a fling with both of them and the resulting threesome resulted in Danny. And I don’t just mean that only one of them is his father, I’m talking more Greek Mythology where the mother slept with both a god and a mortal and both were the resulting child’s father. Danny is the son of both Jack and Maddie Fenton, AND John Constantine.

Probably due to some meddling from Clockwork

So, cut to years later. and Danny is starting to awaken some magical abilities. And thus, John finds out he has a son with the wacky ghost hunter couple he hooked up with years ago. Now Danny is dealing with the fact he has another dad that’s just a disaster of a person, as well as his uncontrolled magical abilities awakening. John is just trying to figure out how to be a functional adult while Danny stays with him for the summer, and if the kid could not mess with his many dangerous magical trinkets that would be great

Aka, Danny spends the summer with his estranged magic dad to learn how to handle his sudden magic powers and causes chaos.

Danny also seems to have inherited John’s resistance to omniscience, much to the displeasure of the Observants. He was bad enough when they could tell what he was going to do...

#Danny Phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #John Constantine #john constantine is canonically bisexual #he also is resistant to omniscience which allows him to trick gods and demons #and it's a bloodline ability #the sheer chaos #john is a weird magnet #and the same could be said about danny

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sandumilfshou · 2 months

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au where modern wwx gets isekai'd into mdzs directly during the sunshot campaign and he doesnt know any demonic cultivation songs but thankfully he was a total memelord in music class and it turns out that darude sandstorm and careless whisper have similar effects on the battlefield

#plot twist nhs is also a transmigrator and he DIES laughing when he hears the 'terrifying demonic tunes' that wwx has been playing #he recommends nicki minaj anaconda next #the results are. weird.#mdzs #the untamed #cql

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