''kids, I'm not feeling really good''
''do you have a way?''
''if you could help my mom-''
bashes brains out
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bloodhounds i miss you bloodhounds i love you bloodhounds you will always be famous
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alright ya wackos <3, i’ve narrowed down the original ‘pick your poison’ poll cause i want to see down to only one, which slutty song in subject matter and/or delivery will end up in top. (top 3 will move on to the next round)
choose with care and feel free to reblog<3
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Looking at them just to feel something tbh with you
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it’s called: freefall cover by paris paloma you are in my veins. forever girl
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What does it say abt me that my two favorite movies are the Truman show and nope
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hockey is The funniest game ever i just watched the best game ive ever seen
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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.
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Palmer’s Softens Smoothes Swivel Stick my beloved 💕💕💕💕💕💕
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Europe rn:
[id: green text reading, "everyone disliked that." /end id]
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