Read a post recently that made a case for Batman to actually be a sweet "a little bit of coffee with my cream and sugar" type of guy, and Superman to be a black coffee drinker because super metabolism processes the coffee so fast normal stuff doesn't affect him much.
I love this idea. The two switch coffee orders to maintain their respective images. It is glorious.
I raise you: this totally fits the Battison version of Batman. Fandom paints him as an absolute cinnamon roll, so I raise you his coffee order is the cinnamon roll coffee (Brown sugar cinnamon white chocolate breve latte) (I just had one of those, it was divine and so sweet).
His public persona always gets this order with a few specifications (maybe extra sugar and a specific milk type because yes).
So, obviously, Batman cannot be caught dead drinking that. He either never orders in costume, or is forced to get it black, only able to add those pathetic sugar and cream packets when no one is looking.
That is, until he becomes friends with one Superman. Superman has the same but opposite problem as him. So, whenever they are able to get coffee together in uniform, they get each other's orders and discretely switch. Of course, this means they have to get the coffee in containers that look the same and are not see-through.
(He said the double shots of espresso were my idea, haha)
It's very bitter, but the lavander and peppermit neutralize a lot of that overly bitter coffee taste and smooth it out so well. i was honestly worried about trying this, but it's so good!! Try it!
25.05.2022 // No one point out the fact that I'm meant to be on a diet right now, instead let's just admire how impeccable this scroll is. It tasted like heaven I swear. So... I did terribly in one of my last assignments and I feel a crappy about it; I'll have to really give it my all for this next one. Also PSA I'm gonna start tracking #heydilli if you wanna tag me so I can reblog and boost ur posts <3
if scout goes to a café with other people, he will loudly order 'black coffee' bc he thinks it's more manly or something. but then as soon as the people he's with leave, he'll go right back up to the counter and order as softly as possible a 'hot chocolate'/'chocolate milk'/or whatever is their sweetest drink (which is usually something fruity or pink aka something "not manly enough" for him lol)
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that or he proudly and loudly orders a venti pink drink idk both go
The second gayest thing about me is that my coffee shop order is an iced latte with oat milk and lavender. The first gayest thing is that I like girls.
A Christmas freezin' blizzard cold fucker with the elves grindin' on the North Pole, "flappuccino" with 2 shots of "expresso" that will make my reindeer shit.
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Hi! @whumperofworlds here! I like to see your take on the "used as bait" trope (basically, whumper kidnapping a whumpee as bait for whumpee's friends/team), with either your OCs, generic, or fanfiction, whichever you think fits best! :D Hlad to see you in this wonderful community, and I hope you have a great day!!!
Hellooo and thanks so much for the warm welcomeee!! I often see this trope in the context of "Whumper uses Whumpee" but I was also curious about other kinds of the trope!
I may have a fandom-specific version in the future! But for now, you can see it here: