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kinitopet oc based on my newfound hatred of pelicans
#kinitopet#kinitopet oc#kinitopet au#pelican protection au#peter the pelican#my art#tw eating#?#i saw a cursed post about putting a baby in a pelican and looked up how tf they dont choke#and learned these fuckers are TERRIFYING AND WILL ATTEMPT TO EAT ANYTHING WHOLE#it's. hard to watch i dont recommend it#also yes they can do the inverted spine thing and its just as bad as you're imagining
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#short stories#short story#hungry daughters of starving mothers#alyssa wong#21st century literature#english language literature#american literature#asian american literature#have you read this short fiction?#book polls#completed polls#ask to tag#tw food#tw gross food#tw eating
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fill your mouth with as many gummy bears as you can in 15 seconds
#txtnetwork#soobin#choi soobin#txt#tomorrow x together#tomorrow by together#gifs#my first post as page.soobin ljrlkwekrwrkew hiii#wont be tagging mutuals bc idkk how you all feel about idols eating kljsdfsdfksd#tw eating#food cw#cw food#<--idj what to use the correct tw/cw
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❤️ have you had food today?
Digital illustration of a woman eating ramen. She has her red hair in a ponytail tied with a green scrunchie and bejeweled headband and is wearing a white floral pullover. The ramen has spinach, noodles and letter that read, ‘food is not the enemy’
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@steddielovemonth Day 11: Love is... Saving the last bite for them (Prompt by @acasualcrossfade)
wc: 586 | Rated: G | cw: Food, Eating
Tags: Clean-Up After a Party, Bickering, Steve's House, The Party Being Total Shits (they are not present, but it's the premise)
The Clean-Up Crew
Eddie looks over the mess atop the Harrington’s kitchen counter and sighs.
The place is destroyed – littered with paper plates and solo cups (that were sourced from god knows where), food leftovers, crumbs and overall rubbish. All the aftermath of an impromptu ‘pool party’, pool noodles and all, courtesy of a pack of ravenous and uninvited teen gremlins.
Their lazy Sunday afternoon in the height of an Indiana summer wasn’t supposed to go like this.
Nor did Eddie think he and Steve would be spending their Date Night acting as a clean-up crew. He guesses he should count himself lucky that the little shits even decided to leave – something about Mike having a haul of candy stashed away in his dank basement.
“Can you at least help me if you are gonna start complaining?”
His eyes snap from a melted blob of something-chocolate to find a very disgruntled, Steve glaring back. He’s wearing an apron. One that is surely his mother’s considering the red tartan-like pattern and frills.
“I didn’t say anything!” Eddie defends, stifling a giggle as Steve wildly gestures to the bench as he sports a yellow pair of rubber gloves.
“Just…” Steve sighs, clearly overwhelmed by the volume of mess, “Help me now and then we can eat.”
Eddie frowns and picks up a nearby box of cereal – his Honeycombs Steve adds to his grocery list especially for him. He upends it and sure enough, it’s empty.
He tosses it to the side and grits his teeth.
“And what are we supposed to eat, exactly?” he spits.
Steve smirks to himself, wipes his gloves on his apron and heads – nay, struts – to the refrigerator.
“Dustin bought over a goddamn cake if you can believe it,” he explains, opening the door and disappearing behind it.
And just as quickly he pops back into view, holding up a delicate white dinner plate in victory.
“They are such little shits,” Eddie says, shaking his head in disbelief.
He is certain the fridge is just as barren as the rest of the kitchen, so there’s simply no way Steve could have possibly had an easy time hiding the treat.
“They are the worst,” Steve agrees, setting the plate down between them and ripping off the saran wrap, “But Henderson has a good taste in all things cake.”
He snaps off a glove and tosses it onto the floor, wiggling his brows as he does so.
Eddie recoils, “Don’t talk about Henderson while you make goo-goo eyes at me!”
Steve lifts the plate into his purview and goddamn it smells like fudgy, chocolate heaven. He could kiss Steve stupid but... He is just so annoyed that those damn entitled kids, who think nothing of treating Steve’s house as their own personal Club Med.
“Did they really go to Melvad’s on the way here?” he wonders, scrunching his nose.
“Yeah,” Steve chuckles.
“And then biked all the way across town with party food and bottles of soda?”
He breaks off a piece of cake with his fingers and all but shoves it into his mouth. He groans, smacking his lips (it tastes just as good as it looks) and greedily licks his fingers.
Steve nods, “And somehow Sinclair hauled over a lifetime supply of Coke cans too.”
“And the pool noodles?” he asks, spittling cake as he dives in for more.
But Steve smacks his hand away.
“After clean up,” he laughs, “Besides, I meant for us to share.”
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie ficlet#steddielovemonth#tw food#tw eating#food mention
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Morgan x reid headcanons? (fluff and angst please?)
I'm so sorry this has been sitting my inbox for like 2 months at least. I miss doing headcanons so much, thank you!
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Morgan takes it upon himself to make sure Spencer eats. Spencer can get so caught up in his own head that he will forget to do basic things. He has also reminded Spencer to use the bathroom but they both would never tell a soul about that.
Spencer in turn makes sure that Morgan doesn't work out too much. It's great that Morgan is into fitness, but Morgan can turn his stress into a workout session that lasts hours and leaves him dehydrated and drained.
Derek is always quick to say what is bothering him while Spencer doesn't like confrontation and will bottle everything up until he pops - crying and yelling over something Derek thinks is small but really was months in the making.
When Spencer has something he wants to communicate to Morgan but he doesn't know how to get his words out - he will write Morgan a letter. Morgan keeps all of the letters - with his favorite being a letter explaining how Spencer really wanted to go to a farm and pet a cow but he wants to make sure he isn't called childish or anything by wanting or doing that.
Finding time for date nights is hard for any working couple, but even harder for people who are always on call and can be home one day and then thousands of miles away from home the next, so Morgan and Spencer don't plan dates - they consider their dates to be anytime they can do something they enjoy together.
For being so in love, Derek and Spencer don't really have much in common - to combat this, Spencer reads about topics that Derek enjoys. Cars, construction, sports - Spencer might not be able to build anything or play a sport but he can still hold a conversation with Derek about it.
Derek makes a point to listen and learn what Spencer is talking about. Spencer loves teaching and sharing what he knows and he loves nothing more than when someone actually cares about what he has to say. Derek hangs onto every word that comes from Spencer's lips.
Derek has a no work talk at home rule. They are at the office enough that Spencer can talk about it there and if they have to talk about it at home, they go for a walk or sit on the patio. Spencer had a hard time with it at first but quickly found out it improved his mental health.
#moreid#moreid hc#spencer reid x derek morgan#headcanons#moreid headcanons#ASD Spencer Reid#because these are very autistic coded#criminal minds#anon ask#tw eating
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"why do you eat so fast?" they ask, not knowing i have the brain of a wild animal that still hasn't grasped the concept of regular meals
#tw food#tw eating#confessions of the gecko#confessions of the hound#otherkin#therian#therianthropy#alterhuman#otherkinity#dog therian#dogkin#canine kin#reptile kin#lizard therian
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Logan Sanders Appreciation Post
#cw alcohol#tw alcohol#tw alcohol mention#alcohol mention#tw drinking#cw food#tw food#cw eating#tw eating#ts logan#ts logic#tss logan sanders#tss logan#logan sanders#ts logan sanders#sanders sides#tss logic#logic sanders#logan sanders appreciation post#logan#i love him#i love him so much#i love his smile#ts sanders sides#ts virgil#ts roman#ts patton#ts janus#logan sanders sides#ts sides
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it's ok jags, i eat my feelings watching the pens too
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Jin Jeong aggressively eating | Bad Prosecutor (2022)
#exosnet#exoedit#kdramadaily#kdramaedit#mgroupsedit#exo#kyungsoo#d.o#bad prosecutor#consider this a late bday post for mr. doh#tw food#tw eating
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icons for you and the squad for when you're feeling crispy
#kinito#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#shitpost#tw death#😭 i guess???#tw eating#jade the jellyfish#sam the sea anemone#mark the question mark#this is like. a running joke in kinitocord#also yes there's two jades bc fried jellyfish is shredded not whole#fried kinito#<- if you want to block fried kinito & friends shenanigans
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Gotham City Sirens by Emma Kubert
#emma kubert#harley quinn#poison ivy#catwoman#gotham city sirens#dc#food tw#tw food#food cw#cw food#food#food mention#eating tw#tw eating#eating cw#cw eating
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The unbearable urge to feed eddie snacks and wipe his lil mouf when he’s done.
he’s really bad at remembering to eat so you basically have to spoon feed him some soup or yogurt or anything with sustenance on a daily basis. you sit next to him on the couch whilst he’s writing up a campaign, doodling little characters with his tongue poking out the side of his mouth, eyes furrowed as he concentrates. you’re sat with a bowl of yogurt with mixed berries you’d lovingly chopped up into lil bite size pieces and he’s not even aware you’re there.
“eat.” you speak quietly, loading the spoon with the food and swirling it in front of his face like he’s a baby, may as well of said ‘here comes the airplane’. he doesn’t look up, opens his mouth gratefully as you feed him. he hums in content, so clearly this snack was a winner and you make a mental note of it for another time. you feed him the entire bowl, even when he makes a noise of protest during the last few spoonfuls, because you know he’s not full he’s just fed up of having to chew and swallow.
some yogurt dribbles out the side of his mouth, and you smile at him like a lovesick moron, reach a delicate hand out to his chin and thumb away the residue. he smiles all dopey, finally looks up at you with his sparkly brown eyes, leans over to give you a little peck on the lips as a thank you. he’s so soft and you’re so soft for him.
“don’t know what i’d do without you, sweetheart.”
“die of starvation, clearly.”
#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson drabble#not me being soft and there being literally zero eludes to sex in this#what’s wrong with me lol#tw food#tw eating#drabble
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I do not cook.
I am a Introverted AuDHDer who lives alone and works as a freaking daycare teacher; my spoons have to be fairly deliberately allotted, and “dishes” makes the executive in charge of assigning functioning cry.
2020 convinced me that the rotting food is not worth pretending keeping stuff on hand for the random chances I may be willing to do something. If I catch one of those after work, the grocery store is decently close anyway.
My major sources of expenses are also paying for prepared food and craft supplies, so I can afford it.
Oh, and the other issue vis-à-vis keeping food in the house…
65% of the time I have to struggle with the Anhedonia over “Ok, what are you willing to spend money/time on and consume? How are we getting calories and nutrients into you in a manner you find worthwhile?”
Anyway, it’s Sunday and I’m staring at the DoorDash app, trying to figure out what I’m willing to order, because “Leaving the house” is not on the table.
(already vetoed: pizza, fast food burgers; already had recently and don’t want to overdo: pasta, french fries)
#actually autistic#actually audhd#actually ad#executive dysfunction#anhedonia#tw food#tw eating#seriously#what do i want to eat?
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me: losing weight worryingly fast because I’m struggling to swallow
also me: hey you know what good high-calorie food we should have for breakfast? PEANUT BUTTER. You know, that thing even people without dysphagia struggle to get down. Yes, this is sensible. I am very smart
#guess who just choked on peanut butter for half an hour#I ate it all tho :3#I'm proud#weight loss#weight mention#tw weight#tw food#tw eating#disability#radley rambles
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if i cant eat the dog treat then why does it look so tasty
#riddle me this you haters#confessions of the hound#otherkin#therian#therianthropy#alterhuman#otherkinity#dog therian#dogkin#canine kin#nonhuman#tw eating
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