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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 5 months

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I asked AI to write an incorrect MHA quote post and...it's certainly something! It weirdly got the characters personalities right...but the plot is...bad. Real bad. And focused on sandwiches?? You'll see.

Here's hoping ChatGPT didn't yoink this from someone else's AO3/Tumblr...

Me on ChatGPT at 2am last night:

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ChatGPT: Here's a lighthearted and incorrect quotes fanfic for My Hero Academia:

Author: ChatGPT AI

Title: The Quirky Conversations

Setting: U.A. High School, during lunch break

Characters:

Izuku Midoriya

Katsuki Bakugo

Ochaco Uraraka

Tenya Iida

Momo Yaoyorozu

Izuku: (looking at his lunch) "Hey, guys! Check this out! I made a sandwich with All Might's face using ketchup!"

Ochaco: (giggling) "That's so cute, Midoriya! You're really creative."

Katsuki: (sarcastically) "Wow, real hero material, making sandwiches that look like All Might. What's next? A Bakugo-shaped explosion cake?"

Izuku: (enthusiastically) "Actually, that's a great idea! I'll make one for your birthday, Bakugo!"

Katsuki: (grumbling) "Like hell you will, Deku."

Later, in the common area:

Tenya: (serious tone) "I must address an urgent matter. Who left the training room without properly disinfecting the equipment?"

Momo: (looking guilty) "Uh, that might have been me, Iida. I was in a hurry, and I forgot."

Tenya: (raising an eyebrow) "Irresponsible actions like this can lead to the spread of germs! We must uphold the highest standards of hygiene, Yaoyorozu!"

Momo: (apologetic) "I promise I'll be more careful next time, Class Rep."

Tenya: "Good. We can't allow chaos to ensue within the confines of U.A."

Later still, in the classroom:

Katsuki: (leaning back in his chair) "I can't believe we have to study for the upcoming exams. What a drag."

Izuku: (nodding) "Yeah, but knowledge is power, Bakugo. We need to be well-prepared for anything that comes our way!"

Katsuki: (smirking) "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just don't try to quiz me on your nerd facts, Deku."

Izuku: (grinning) "Don't worry, Bakugo. I'll save the nerd facts for All Might-shaped sandwiches."

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incorrectccrp · 4 months

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Ted: Okay. Explain quadratic equations to me like I'm 5. Pete: Alright, imagine you have a toy car, and you want to know how far it will go when you push it. A quadratic equation is like a special formula that helps you figure out how far the car will go based on how hard you push it. It's distance=a×(time)2+b×time+c, where a, b, and c are like secret numbers that help us calculate, and time is how long you push the car. Ted: Okay.... explain it like I'm 4. Pete: Okay, imagine you have a big slide, and you want to know how fast a ball will go down the slide. The quadratic equation is like a magical rule that helps us find out exactly how fast the ball will go. It's like having a superpower to know everything about the ball and the slide! So, with the quadratic equation, we can predict how speedy the ball will be when it goes down the slide. Ted: Like I'm 3. Pete: Imagine you have a bouncy ball. The quadratic equation is like a special way to know how high the ball will bounce when you throw it. It's like a bounce prediction formula. Yay for bouncing fun! Ted: Like I'm 2. Pete: Bouncy ball go up. We use special math to know how much up.

#pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #ted #pete #goat bros #incorrect quotes #op #source: me #and chatgpt #i nearly choked when it said this to me lmao #(im not using chatgpt specifically for quotes lmao its just funny smetimes)

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samthegremlin · 9 months

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Aziraphale: (Voice trembling with anger and frustration) Crowley, you insufferable demon! Do you have any idea what these past 6,000 years have been like for me?

Crowley: (Raises an eyebrow) Do tell, angel. I'm all ears.

Aziraphale: (His eyes welling up with tears) It's been torture, Crowley! Watching you strut around, tempting humanity, causing chaos, and—(pauses, takes a deep breath)—and loving you in silence!

Crowley: (Taken aback) Loving me? Aziraphale, you can't be serious.

Aziraphale: (His voice breaking) Oh, I'm deadly serious, my dear. I've loved you since the very beginning, since before we both even knew what love was! And it's been tearing me apart every single day.

Crowley: (Softening, but still slightly shocked) Aziraphale, I...I didn't know you felt that way.

Aziraphale: (Wiping away a tear) Of course you didn't, because I was a fool, just as I've always been! I thought we were enemies, that it was forbidden, but all these years, I've yearned for you, Crowley, like an ache in my very being.

Crowley: (Touched and moved) Angel, you have no idea how much I—

Aziraphale: (Interrupting) No, let me finish! I've watched you save me, time and time again, even when you had no reason to, and it only deepened my love for you. And now, with the world on the brink of destruction, I can't bear the thought of losing you!

Crowley: (Approaches Aziraphale, gently cupping his face) Aziraphale, I may be a demon, and you may be an angel, but if there's one thing I've learned over these millennia, it's that love knows no boundaries, no rules.

Aziraphale: (Tears streaming down his face) Crowley...

Crowley: (Smiles softly) I love you too, Aziraphale. I always have. And I don't care what Heaven or Hell thinks about it. We'll face this together, just like we always have.

Aziraphale: (Sobs with relief, pulling Crowley into a tight embrace) Oh, Crowley, thank you!

In this emotional moment, Aziraphale finally reveals his deep-seated love for Crowley, and the two of them find solace in each other's arms, ready to confront whatever challenges lie ahead.

BTW THAT WAS FROM CHATGPT GUYS

#good omens #good ineffable omens #incorrect good omens #good omemes #aziraphale #incorrect quotes #good omens spoilers #crowley #chatgpt #crowley good omens #aziraphale good omens #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands

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allieinarden · 6 months

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2D-Doofenshmirtz: They cannot arrest an ex-husband and ex-wife for the same crime!

2D-Vanessa: …Yeah, I don’t think that that’s true, Dad.

2D-Doofenshmirtz: Really? (head in hands) I got the worst 🤬 attorneys.

#his legal team is just a swarm of Norm-Bots spewing fictional precedents like ChatGPT #Phineas and Ferb #Arrested Development #incorrect quotes #I think about this every time I think about the movie which is often

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gergthecat · 6 months

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I give you:

Shatter Me incorrect quotes made by Chat GPT

Ella: I’m like a delicate flower.

Aaron: More like a delicate bulldozer.

Ella: I told Aaron I’d be ready in five minutes.

Kenji: And?

Ella: He believed me.

Aaron: Love, I was blinded by your beauty.

Ella: No, that’s just a side-effect of my personality.

Aaron: Love, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Ella: No, but it hurt when I fell for that pickup line.

Gotta love Mr. Chatty

#chatgpt #incorrect shatter me quotes #incorrect quotes #shatter me #aaron x juliette #juliette ferrars #aaron warner

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clumsyartish · 1 year

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Remus: "Peter, you need to stop avoiding your responsibilities." Peter: "Moony, I'm the master of 'I solemnly swear to procrastinate."

#incorrect marauders era quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect wolfstar quotes #yeah i made chatgpt write me incorrect marauders quotes #and i think its hillarious #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #procrastinate #chatgpt #harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect marauders quotes by chatgpt

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weepywhalewatcher · 1 year

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HELP I GOT CHATGPT TO WRITE ST INCORRECT QUOTES BUT I WORDED IT REALLY VAGUELY

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #chatgpt #help what have i done #😭😭😭#ai #incorrect quotes #marlolikesfrogs #marlo's random thoughts

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principledstarfish · 3 months

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For those of you interested, here's a translation of the complaint to Ea-Nasir about his subpar copper ingots in ancient Sumeria:

Dearest Ea-Nasir,

It is with a heavy heart and an unbridled reservoir of disappointment that I find myself compelled to pen this epistle, addressing a matter of utmost urgency and grave disappointment concerning the recent procurement of what was promised as 'first-rate copper' from your esteemed establishment. The very essence of our agreement, I fear, has been tarnished, much like the purported copper in question, which, upon closer inspection, reveals itself to be of a caliber so deplorably subpar, it could scarcely be deemed fit for the crafting of even the most rudimentary of trinkets.

I must confess, Ea-Nasir, that your assurance of quality, which I held in such high regard, now rings as hollow as the echo of my dreams deferred, bouncing off the walls of the cavernous void where my satisfaction with our transaction once resided. In the grand tapestry of commerce, where trust is the thread that binds buyer and seller in a dance as delicate as it is ancient, you have, I'm afraid to say, introduced a discordant step that has left the melody of our dealings decidedly off-key.

As an aficionada of the finer things, a connoisseur of quality, if you will, I approached our transaction with the expectation that the copper supplied would befit a project of the highest order, a veritable magnum opus. Instead, I find myself in possession of material so egregiously deficient, it would struggle to find purpose as a decorative accoutrement in the most dimly lit of chambers, where its inadequacies might mercifully be obscured by shadow.

In light of this most unfortunate revelation, I must insist upon a recourse that will rectify the injustice of this transaction. It is not merely a refund or an exchange that I seek, Ea-Nasir, but the restoration of faith in the sanctity of commerce, a belief so cruelly shaken by this episode. Let us endeavor to resolve this matter with the grace and dignity it demands, lest the legacy of our dealings be forever marred by the specter of this regrettable incident.

#schitt's creek #moira rose #chatgpt writes like moira rose #chatgpt #rose apothecary #alexis rose #david x patrick #incorrect quotes #ancient sumeria #ea nasir #copper ingots #ancient yelp reviews #history

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violetqueenofwands · 1 year

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Red Rising Book 6 Leaks:

What seems to be an early draft of Lysander’s final chapter has leaked onto pastebin.

It’s not confirmed this leak is the final version of the book, it might be from the draft PB ended up trashing before rewrites.

It seems to have confirmed a popular dark horse pairing as canon gay.

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weasleys-bae · 1 year

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ChatGPT created FF. Because why not?

One day, as the two of you are walking through the Hogwarts grounds, Fred stops abruptly in front of you, a playful glint in his eye. "Hey y/n, what do you call a fake noodle?"

You raise an eyebrow, amused. "I don't know, Fred. What?"

"An impasta!" Fred grins widely, clearly pleased with his joke.

You chuckle at his silliness. "You're such a dork, Fred."

Fred pretends to look offended. "Hey, watch it. I prefer the term 'witty'."

As the two of you continue walking, you suddenly hear a voice behind you. "What's so funny, Weasley?"

You turn to see Draco Malfoy and his cronies, Crabbe and Goyle, approaching.

Fred's grin fades as he looks at Draco with disdain. "Just a harmless joke, Malfoy. Something you wouldn't understand."

Draco sneers. "Please, I'm a master of wit. I just don't waste my time on childish jokes."

Fred rolls his eyes. "Well, excuse us for not living up to your standards."

Draco steps closer to you, his eyes scanning your appearance. "Speaking of standards, what are you doing with someone like her, Weasley?"

You feel anger rising in your chest, but before you can say anything, Fred steps in front of you, his wand at the ready. "Watch your mouth, Malfoy. Don't you dare talk about y/n like that."

Draco smirks. "What are you going to do, Weasley? Hex me? That's not very Gryffindor of you."

Fred's grip on his wand tightens. "Don't tempt me, Malfoy. Just walk away."

After a tense moment, Draco finally sneers and walks away with his lackeys trailing behind him.

Fred turns back to you, his wand still in his hand. "Sorry about that. Malfoy can be a real git sometimes."

You nod, grateful for Fred's protection. "Thanks, Fred. I can handle myself, but it's nice to know you've got my back."

Fred's eyes soften as he looks at you. "Always, y/n. Always."

#fred #george #harry potter #incorrect #weasley twins #y/n #pov #quotes #weasley #imagine #harry potter pov #weasley pov #hogwarts #ron weasley #chatgpt #fanfiction #fanfic

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cuntstable · 1 year

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holy shit the biggest ”He would not fucking say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!” moment in my character tags rn

#fandom blogs using chatgpt to generate a new brand of posting similar to incorrect quotes…. we are entering a deeply dark timeline

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daydreams-of-fantasy-worlds · 1 year

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"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not...unless invest in some decent skincare products you do."

– Master Yoda

#Star Wars Incorrect Quotes #Star Wars #Master Yoda #Yoda #ChatGPT

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incorrectclassicbookquotes · 2 months

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What I learned about after being forced to use ChatGPT. It is wrong more times than it is right. If you use it to cheat you get the grade you deserve.

#not an incorrect quote #chatgpt

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incorrectbatfam · 1 year

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Alrighty, I'd like to take a minute to address something that's been cropping up recently, which is stuff like this:

I've been getting an increasing number of asks and comments like the one above (I've deleted the Ao3 comments and turned on moderation). Normally, they don't bug me, but when I keep getting them over and over it kinda feels like a moth buzzing around my room that I can't keep ignoring.

Basically, some people have been wondering if I use an AI to create my posts and fics as they are becoming more common.

Let me state for the record: I don't, nor will I ever.

Without getting into the rabbit hole of my personal opinion on using AI for creative works, I started posting consistently for the DC/Batfam fandom on Tumblr and Ao3 in 2018 and 2020 respectively. Many popular programs came out post-pandemic, such as Sudowrite in 2021 and ChatGPT in 2022.

I don't blame folks who may think that, though. Incorrect quotes already tread on thin ice when it comes to some people not perceiving them as actual fan content—tale as old as time. Coupled with that, I often answer asks with an easily digestible format and write fics on a time crunch that aren't planned out in great detail. I'm fully aware the quality is somewhere in the middle. (This isn't inviting people to tell me I'm amazing and transformed their lives—I'm here to give people a quick chuckle as they go about their day.)

The issue is all of this is now within the capabilities of AI and it's getting harder to differentiate, which in turn is altering our expectations of each other. You can't draw characters with wonky anatomy, you have to get every feature right or you're using a generator. You can't post a drabble with bad grammar and overplayed tropes, you have to be the next Great American Novelist or you're relying on an algorithm. Fan creators—who are doing this for free, keep in mind—are being held to increasingly higher standards just to prove they are genuine.

Some of you are probably thinking, "it's just fandom, quit making a big deal." The thing is though, fandoms are built on people with different abilities creating for the love of it. This isn't to deride those who use AI as a tool—you do you, it is a hobby in the end. However, when we ascribe mediocrity to inauthenticity, we're reinforcing the notion that if you can't be perfect, you shouldn't bother trying. It's frustrating and frankly has no business in our community.

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cantst0pw0ntstop12 · 19 days

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Some incorrect quotes

ok so i was bored and i asked chatgpt to whip up some incorrect quotes and here are some gems,

Grover: I've been learning how to blend in with humans better. Percy: Really? How's that going? Grover: Well, yesterday I accidentally ordered a pizza with extra grass toppings.

Percy: I heard being a demigod is dangerous. Chiron: Yes, Percy, it is. Percy: So... do you have life insurance for us?

Annabeth: Percy, I found a loophole in the prophecy. Percy: Really? What is it? Annabeth: We can avoid the prophecy if we just stay in bed all day. Percy: Now that's a quest I can get behind.

Percy: I'm going to start a demigod support group. Annabeth: What would you call it? Percy: "Half-Blood Anonymous: One Step Closer to Therapy."

Grover: I've been practicing my pan flute skills. Percy: That's great, Grover. Maybe you can serenade the monsters away next time.

Grover: I'm tired of being underestimated because I'm a satyr. Percy: Don't worry, Grover. You're like a fine wine. You get better with every quest.

Percy: I just realized something. Annabeth: What is it? Percy: If demigods are half-human and half-god, does that mean we're only half-responsible for our actions?

Grover: Annabeth, what's the craziest thing Percy's ever done? Annabeth: Where do I begin? One time, he tried to negotiate with a cyclops by offering him a fruit basket.

Grover: I've decided to take up gardening. Percy: Gardening? That's unexpected. Grover: Yeah, I figure if I can't find Pan, I'll grow my own nature god.

Grover: I'm not just a satyr, I'm also a poet. Percy: Really? Can you give us a sample? Grover: clears throat "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a satyr, and I like... uh... tin cans."

Grover: Do you ever wonder if the gods have group chats? Percy: That would explain a lot, actually. Like why it takes them so long to respond to prayers.

I think they were worth sharing

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo #pjo books #incorrect quotes #percyjackson #percy grover and annabeth #rick riordan #books

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kvothbloodless · 1 year

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As someone who’s followed you for a long time, and a fellow writer….do you genuinely support chatGPT? Even if it has been proven to scrape people’s writings without their consent? And the fact that its a soulless husk of what actual writing is?

So Ive done my best to avoid AI discourse, but I am bad at it. So to put it clearly.

I dont Support chatgpt specifically. Its a program made by a corporation because they can make a profit from it, and curtail its capabilities in line with their goals. I use it sometimes because its fun ans convenient, but I dont pay for it or anything. I think pretty much all legitimate concerns about AI are really just concerns about corporate ethics, at which point the AI specifically becomes irrelevant

I also dont really think the situation in general is one where "support" is the right word to use; its like asking if I support cameras.

I want to be clear im not trying to be vague though; i think in general AI is pretty cool, and that 99% of the arguments against it are factually incorrect, based on inconsistent or bad moral frameworks, or both. Im not going to get into all the reasons AIs are cool, since I dont feel up to doing a Big AI Post, but I do want to gesture vahuely in the direction of how much more accessible this makes artistic creation and experimentation, and all the insanely fun things people can use AI for. However, i do want to address the common arguments against it, especially since it feels like a lot of people are just misinformed and falling into the very easy tumblr trap.

1. Scraping fics without consent: if you post something on a public site for the public to read, and someone downloads it to read it, its not stealing. Tumblr is generally pretty firmly against strict copywrite laws, so its a bit weird that so many people are Very concerned about AIs "stealing" their work in a way thats even less direct than fanfiction. Like, "your writing is so in character" and "wow youre really good at imitating the authors writing style" are common compliments on fics.

To be clear, there are absolutely ways of interacting with free public content thats bad (like reposting). But AIs arent frankensteining stuff together, or copy pasting anything; they literally could not do that. The training/model files are so insanely tiny compared to the amount of training data that it would be impossible for them to be storing that sort of thing. An AI learning from your writing isnt really any different than a human reading your writing, going "oh I like that" subconsciously, and using that to inform their future writing.

Whats that quote about "to get better at writing, read more"? If you believe that statememt is accurate, then Im a bit confused how youd be upset about an AI "reading" your writing and learning from it?

All of the Actual ways this could be used badly (copying someones art style and then selling art cheaper, etc.) arent actually unique to AI (a person can also do that!), and also usually arent really a thing thats happening enough to be a problem (most people who want art from an artist enough to commission them, are going to want it to actually be done By that artist). Using AI to make an original work, or even to finish a fanfic someone else wrote, is no more theft than if you did it by yourself.

2. "Soulless Husk": im sorry im genuinely trying my best here to be gentle and respectful, but this talking point genuinely makes my blood boil a bit, so im not trying to get personal or insult anyone specifically. Claiming that art made by humans is automatically deeper, that art is all about Meaning and Struggle, comes off as extremely pretentious and just doesnt engage with the reality of art. Im having trouble articulating a good argument here, but like. Art doesnt have to be deep, it doesnt have to have a Message, and the necessity of struggling in order to learn about and create art is an unequivocable bad thing.

Many many people make art (visual, written, etc.) becuase they want to see or read something cool or because they think others will find it fun. Many many people who would like to create art do not do so because it requires talent/practice that they are not willing to put the time and effort into developing, and this is not a moral issue. As Ive said before, laziness is a virtue and self-indulgance is a goal we should aspire to. Using a tool to make the incredibly fun act of creating easier and more accessible is awesome.

Also, who gets to define what "actual art" is? Genuinely seems a bit arrogant and presumptuous to declare that something is or is not "actual art" based on your own preferences.

The posts that Really annoy me are the ones that are like "cant understand the people RPing or playing a TTRPG with AI becuz its soulless. I only ever RP with other people because the fun part is being social or collaberatively building story" or whatever. Cool. I rp and play tabletops because i like to have fun and I enjoy those activities. Im gonna be honest, i find it a bit offensive and kinda.. dumb, to act like its somehow morally superior to only enjoy oneself in a way that Builds Community or Has A Meaning. People do meaningless things because they enjoy doing them and so long as no one is being hurt, thats fine.

3. Replacing workers: This is the only argument that has Any weight, but its still a bad argument. Its absolutrly true that AI is gonna put people out of work. The fact that more people will be out of work and struggling is a bad thing. This is also what happens when literally any new technology is developed, dating all the way back to the industrial revolution (at the Very latest). Automation is almost always a massive net benefit to humanity (im aware this topic could be its own series of posts but You Know What I Mean, please dont start industrialization discourse here), and the fact that it puts people out of work isnt actually an argument against it. Lots of radio operators lost their job when telephones were invented, but that doesnt mean people should have never used the telephone and obstinately stuck with radios. When phone technology advanced, a lot of phone operators lost their jobs, but that doesnt mean people were Morally Wrong to use the new developments that made phones far more convenient.

As in all things, el problema es capitalismo; AI isnt preventing anyone from doing art, its just reducing how many people can get paid to do their art. The correct solution to automation putting people out of work is not to stop the wheel of tech development, but to change society so that one doesnt have to slave away in order to survive.

This also raises the adjacent point, which is that halting tech development like this is impossible. Once the cat is out of the bag, its not going back in. AI tech is going to develop and become more widespread and theres literally nothing you can do to stop that. If you want to be upset about that, its your perogative ig, but im gonna be excitedly waiting for the dam to break and we get an open source LLM that I can use without worrying about data privacy or corporate filters, so I can have fun and RP however much I want and finally be able to write the stuff I want to write but cant do on my own because I have adhd and chronic fatigue, and Id kinda prefer if people stopped trying to rain on my parade because they think im not having fun or creating art in the "right way".

EDIT: I did want to add one more thing! A US court ruled that you cant copywrite something created completely by an AI, and i think thats an awesome move and I hope it gets expanded a bit and spreads elsewhere. This isnt a position based on whether something produced in this way counts as "real art" or is morally bad or whatever, I just think that reducing corporate and IP grasp on anything is good, and that AI specifically is going to be most enjoyable when its free and open source.

#AI #discourse #im genuinely happy to discuss this so feel free to send more asks or reply #but im turning off reblogs because im not a fan of online discoursing

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