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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year

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[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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“no ABBA thank YOU for the music”

-lily evans probably

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astraldreamsss · 2 years

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The Marauders as Gilmore Girls Quotes

James

Sirius

Remus

Peter

Lily

Regulus

Marlene

Dorcas

Bonus:

Sirius to Remus

James to Regulus

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the-shrieking-shack · 2 years

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Remus: James is missing! Can you find him?

Regulus: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Remus: Well, do you?

Regulus: Yes, hang on.

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clumsyartish · 11 months

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Remus: "Peter, you need to stop avoiding your responsibilities." Peter: "Moony, I'm the master of 'I solemnly swear to procrastinate."

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cheekytorah · 9 months

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Sirius: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Remus: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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phoneypotatoes · 1 month

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Harry: *finds a stray cat*

Harry: Can we keep it?

Regulus: Your dad is allergic.

Harry: Father can stay outside.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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astraldreamsss · 2 years

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Lily: he kissed you and you said thank you?

Remus, humiliated: yes!

Lily: well that was very polite!

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the-shrieking-shack · 2 years

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Sirius: James, I know you snuck out with my brother last night.

Regulus: Quick! Play dumb!

James: Who James?

Regulus: NOT THAT DUMB!

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clumsyartish · 11 months

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Sirius: If I sleep naked, but I'm wearing a thousands of duvets... Am I really naked then?

Remus: Sirius. Go. To. Sleep.

Sirius:

Sirius: What's the definition of being naked?

Remus: SIRIUS! Please

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rhetorical-conscience · 3 months

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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