Memento Conari
Ezra (They/She). ♿️🏳️🌈 20+
Tis I, that dude from the blood sword post. Feel free to say hi.
My original works blog: https://tired-tales.tumblr.com/
My ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/kvothbloodless
My quotes blog: https://quotes-from-the-bookery.tumblr.com
Header: https://twitter.com/SereneNocturne
People keep referring to me as Demily even in private settings when I'm not streaming. I even caught myself referring to myself as Demily. this is just my life now
I’m starting a new job at a jewelry store and we were roleplaying appropriate ways to greet people. A lady was pretending to be a biker guy and I greeted her by asking if he had been riding that day. Then “he” asked if we had silicone rings. And no joke but I thought this lady was pretending to be a biker asking for cock rings and had no idea how to respond.
apparently one whale years ago was observed doing this for hours and now more and more whales in the area are seen copying it so we think it’s a whole new behavior and it seems to be a response to shrinking food sources.
Instead of expending any energy actively hunting, the whale just holds its mouth open wherever fish are being hunted by birds. To escape the birds, the fish try to hide in the whale’s mouth because it’s a darker area that looks like shelter.
…They’re turning into giant, sea-mammal pitcher plants.
I like to think that part of the reason Inej is drawn to Kaz is because he's such a damn performer... I feel like it's easy to forget it bc her job in the Dregs is to go unseen, but Inej was raised in the circus. She performed until she was fourteen, and her tell is still squaring her shoulders like she's performing to an audience. I think it's fun to consider that she likes Kaz exactly because he's a bit of a showman, not in spite of it. That even though he's a conman and a thief and coddles his reputation so hard its difficult to tell where the truth even is, there's still something she finds familiar, or even comforting, in his theatricality and weakness for magic tricks.
Which of these magical items would you rather own? You can't sell, trade, or rent it. Also it's 100% guaranteed that the item will never get lost or break.