Rogue: Do you guys hear something?
Sevro: If you don't shut up, we're all gonna hear the sound of you choking on your own blood, Poet.
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Red Rising Book 6 Leaks:
What seems to be an early draft of Lysander’s final chapter has leaked onto pastebin.
It’s not confirmed this leak is the final version of the book, it might be from the draft PB ended up trashing before rewrites.
It seems to have confirmed a popular dark horse pairing as canon gay.
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Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*
All of his children running over:
Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?
Bruce: Of course I am hurt!
Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!
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“Mothers eat their placentas and no one bats an eye but when, I, Hannibal Lecter- “
- Hannibal Lecter some time, probably
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Darrow: ugh I hate Cassius and his golden curls and his broad shoulders and his perfect smile and… what was I saying again
Mustang: … you hate Cassius
Darrow: UGH yeah I hate that guy
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Darrow: Ma' raised no bloodydamn bitch, we keep going.
Cassius: Naw, my mama raised a bitch, let's go.
Sevro: Mum raised nobody, actually, my mum was killed.
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A scenario where Jazz Fenton first meets the Mad Dogs for the first time. Credit to @amethystoceandespiser
Jazz is the first one to compose herself and ask:
Jazz: Ok, now that everything is fine, I've got some questions. ¿Who are you? ¿What are you? And...😳...
She looks at Raph with bishie effects and blushes.
She whispers into Leo's ear.
Jazz: ¿Is he single?
Leo (whispering): Yes~
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Brandy!Cinderella and Prince Christopher looking at Baby Chad Charming: Who’s goddamn white baby is that?
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Matteo: Imagine if you became an apprentice to a Praetor. In ten years’ time, you could be a Praetor yourself. You could have a fleet! Imagine what you could do with a fleet, my goodman. Just imagine.
Darrow, like three years later: Y’all mind if I tear down this whole color-coded Society?
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ROTTMNT: Attention
Splinter: *Watching his commercials*
Raph: Dad? Dad. *Sighs, walking back to the turtle pile*
Leo: No luck?
Raph: None. Didn’t even twitch.
Mikey: Watch a pro get his attention! *Bounces over to the chair*
Raph: *Grumbles* Pro, he says.
Mikey: Hey dad, look at me! *Puppy eyes*
Splinter: *Sips from a stray straw, not moving his eyes away from the tv as he sways his hand at Mikey* Yeah, that’s good, Red.
Mikey: *Pouts as he walks back in shame*
Leo: *Claps* How was it, pro? Or should I say Red?
Mikey: *Whines* He didn’t even get my name right!
Donnie: *Cracks his knuckles* My turn, watch this bad boi win. *Doesn’t move*
Raph: Uh…you gonna…go?
Tv: *Static switches to show a familiar soft shell turtle* Oh papa! Watch this, I-
Splinter: Purple?!
Tv: Yes yes, it’s me, Purple, now isn’t it time-*tv switches off*
Donnie: *Smirks* Nope, and I win.
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Deanna: Eo? More like "ew", amirite?
Darrow: *cries*
Deanna: too soon?
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Virginia: Sevro and I have a lot in common.
Virginia: We're both in love with my husband for one.
Darrow: Uhm...
Sevro: She's not wrong.
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(RSFS au)
Mei: *pointing to Rumble: He don't follow the rules of YOLO
Red Son: Yeah that's because he's a robot you little shit
Mei: My dads don't do YOLO either
Red Son: ...YOLT?
Mei: yep
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Remind me not to get on your bad side.
Eli to Red Hook and Junjie after seeing them fight
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Dancer, to Darrow, right before he marries Virginia: I just can't understand where was your head at when you got involved with this woman.
Darrow's head usually, when involved with Virginia: under Virginia.
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