ROTTMNT: Finish
Leo: Just one more level… one more.
Donnie: *Passes by the game room but stops* Wait, are you trying to beat my record?
Leo: If you can do it in a single sitting, so can I!
Donnie: But you’re not used to staying focused.. *Spots a lot of empty coffee mugs* Ah, I see. *Slurps his own coffee* I can’t wait to see you have a caffeine crash.
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More quotes from my day as rottmnt brains and brawns incorrect quotes:
Donnie, looking at Leo and Usagi: that ones gay.
Raph: which one?
Donnie: yep.
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2003 Donnie: Alright, we're going to do an IQ test. What is in my hand?
2003 Leo: Uhhh... a rock?
2003 Mikey: Nah, that's definitely a pebble.
2003 Raph: Idiots, It's a boulder!
2003 Leo, Mikey, and Raph start fighting, while Donnie turns to the camera Office style: It's an egg. It's not even grey or rock colored. It's literally a normal egg.
They would.
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Had fun drawing some incorrect quotes :)!
I think I finally got the hang of drawing them!!
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Raph: Guys, y/n kissed me.
Mikey: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Raph: Unbelievable, I know.
Leo: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Donnie, get the teapot. Raph, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Raph: Oh, it ended damn well ;)
Donnie running back with the tea: Do not start without me!
Leo: Okay, let’s hear about the kiss.
Mikey: Yeah! Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Raph: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then… then we just sort of sunk into it.
Leo: Oh. So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your shell?
Raph: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up, and then they were in my bandana.
Mikey and Donnie: Ohhh.
meanwhile
Y/n, at April's apartment: And then I kissed him.
April: Tongue?
Y/n: Yeah.
April: Cool.
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Raph, completely drunk: I love Y/n
Raph: they have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, they gentle and caring. And wonderful.
Y/N, blushing: I-
Raph, panicked: Don’t you dare tell 'em
Y/N, smiling softly: Okay. I won’t.
Raph: you are a good listener Jones
Y/N:
Y/N: is that who you confuse me with?
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Dee may or may not be changing the lyrics on purpose while jamming to the tune
[If Raph had hair, it would probably have turned into gray so fast with all the stress his little brothers have given him]
Based off this
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Raph: WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! WHEN I FOUND THAT PUNK I'M GONNA-
Y/N: it was me.
Raph: give them some more. You haven't eat much have you?
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Weapons also have souls au
Did I just simply make 2012 & rise crossover? Yes, yes I did!
Did I also add some ✨mystic✨ to it for spice? Yes I absolutely did!!
Am I gonna do this one post and never return to this idea ever again(like I did with my rat au)? I really fucking hope not!!!
The idea itself is that one of 12!turtle’s enemy got so fed up with them that they got their hands on some mystic stuff to capture brothers in weapons and banish them to another dimension. Anything to “never see their stupid turtle faces again!”
To everyone’s surprise it actually worked. And unfortunately for turtles …. That’s how one, what seemed like normal, mission turned into catastrophe. One by one brothers got separated and locked up in their own weapon: Leo in ōdachi, Mickey in kusari-fundo, Raph in tonfās and Donnie in some strange bo stuff (I have no idea what the name of the weapon was in first episode, if you know tell me) . After this they were just dumped through the portal in whatever dimension, those bad guys couldn’t care less honestly.
And that’s how 2012 Leo, Raph, Mickey and Donnie got into Rise!dimension. But…!!! They happened to appear in Hidden city long before Draxum’s mutant warriors were even in plans. Weapons were passed from hand to hand, but never stayed long with one holder. Different yokai complained about seeing and hearing strange things the more they used the weapons. But with every next holder it was getting more and more obvious that these weapons were not just haunted, but possessed mystic powers. With this rumours going around Hidden city about ōdachi that can creat portals and tonfās that make you bigger and stronger, that’s how Baron Draxum found out about them and decided that he wanted them in his collection.
And would you believe me when I tell that that’s where Draxum got the idea for his human-destruction warriors to be turtles? When he tried to use kusari-fundo and saw a vision of a ninja-looking turtle yokai that was yelling at him to be freed and was challenging him to a fight! He was mesmerised by this creature’s body structures, the possibility of a shell to be a natural protection, ability to breathe underwater. It was a perfect choice of an animal for a warrior to be mutated from!
That’s where 13 years later, our rise!bois are coming into view! Story goes the same as in the “Mystic mayhem” episode, except…. When rise!turtles tried to use their new mystic weapon and it was malfunctioning, it was mostly cause it was their first time using it, but also cause 12!brothers were being kinda salty about not being used for over a decade and they were trying to get some fun out of all this situation. After all, who could have known that their new holders are gonna finally help them reunite with each other. Not right away, but in time…
And if you’re asking yourself right now “But what about Donnie?” Well…remember how he didn’t take the “glowy weapon”? Yeah, at some point in the story they’ll have to go back to Draxum’s destroyed lab and hope that 12!Donnie and stuff he’s in did survive the explosion.
But for now R!Donnie is just like:
Next
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Raph: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Raph: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Donnie: Uh... what's up with him?
Mikey: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Raph: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Leo, crying: It's working.
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Incorrect Quotes #1 (2012!TMNT)
Leo: What is your biggest weakness?
Y/n: I can be uncooperative.
Leo: Okay, can you give me an example?
Y/n: No.
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Donnie: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Y/n: You need to stop.
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Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?
Mikey: 47
Y/n: That's not even close.
Mikey: But it was fast.
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Raph: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Y/n: I do have a sense of humor you know
Raph: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Y/n: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Donnie: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Donnie, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n: Oh! B positive.
Donnie: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n:
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Leo: I trust Y/n.
Donnie: You think they know what they're doing?
Leo: I wouldn't go that far.
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Leo: Y/n, keep an eye on Raph today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Y/n: Sure, I’d love to see Raph get punched.
Leo: Try again.
Y/n, sighing: I will stop Raph from getting punched.
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Mikey: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Y/n: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Donnie: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Mikey: Yo is Raph sleeping or dead?
Y/n: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Donnie: Yeah, so did I.
Raph: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Raph: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Y/n: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Raph: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DONNIE AND MIKEY WITH ME
Leo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Have this while I work on getting something out for tomorrow :)
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ROTTMNT: Suggestions
Raph: So, any suggestions to get into their secret base?
Donnie: *Raises hand* Guns blazing!
Raph: Anyone else got a non violent idea?
Donnie: *Crosses his arms*
Mikey: *Raises hand*
Raph: Except for Mikey.
Mikey: *Sad noises*
Leo: We all know we’re gonna end up with your plan, because you deny everyone else’s ideas!
Raph: No, I don’t!
Donnie: If this suggestion box existed in reality, I would’ve burned it.
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Stuff from my day as more rottmnt incorrect quotes:
Leo: um excuse me your honour, he never said no cap.
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Draxum: Don't tell me what to do!
Mikey: Stop fussing.
Draxum: okay.
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ADHD vs Autism, the duo ever.
This is actually an incorrect quote from an ask which I finally drew! I love Mikey and Raph content too much, they are certainly a duo.
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Mikey: *Just chilling on the couch eating classic NYC pizza.*
Y/N: *Walks in with a solenm look.* Mikey, we need to talk. There is something I need to confess…
Mikey: *Thinking they are about to break-up.* What is it, babe?
Y/N: I-… I don’t like New York style pizza! I like thin crust!
Mikey: This is… even worse then I expected! How could you do this to us! I loved you, but I can’t accept this abomination!
Y/N: You put mayonnaise and marshmallows on your pizza! If anything, that’s the abomination!
Mikey: *gasp*!
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Donnie: so you know about your crush on y/n?
Leo: i don’t have a “crush on y/n”
Raph: oh right, you just want to date them and marry them and live with them forever
Leo: it’s called admiration and respect
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