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whyse7vn · 2 months

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PALENTINES -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SINGLE LADIES 😁🔥

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: gave my gf an hour long whimpering audio for valentines day

namjoon: you make me sick

jimin: this definitely counts as harassment

jk: yoongi got me a plastic fork

yoongi: yw

y/n: the audio was 5 minutes long????

tae: ok but i sent it to you 20 times

do the math????

jin: you sat there and whimpered into ur phone for 5 minutes that’s crazy

don’t you feel any shame??

tae: why would i feel shame?

it’s called being in love jin

you should try it sometime

jimin: it’s called harassment

hobi: ew man

jk: free asmr :D

jin: it’s gonna be free tae from jail soon

tae: no it won’t

jimin: ur right when you get locked up no one’s gonna want you free

hobi: KEEP TAE IN JAIL 🗣️💯

jk: personally i would want tae free

jimin: personally ur not real so it doesn’t matter what you want

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: ew how the hell did you flip it

i hate that

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: STOP GO AWAY I HATE IT

namjoon: yoongi got jungkook a present this year?

yoongi: not by choice

y/n: it was by choice

hobi: it was a plastic fork

yoongi: a plastic fork not given by choice

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: no

y/n: please

yoongi: no

y/n: pretty please :3

yoongi: it was by choice

y/n: see told you!

yoongi: don’t understand why we have to buy each other shit on this holiday anyways

i like ONE of you not all of you

tae: am i the one you like be honest

yoongi: bye

y/n: it’s our silly little tradition don’t be a loser yoongi

yoongi: whatever

jin: ok anyways who ordered me a fucking marching band???

jk: idk but did you like it??

y/n: gonna take a wild guess and say it was jungkook

namjoon: i thought you have his card how did he order that??

y/n: he has apple pay now i can’t stop him 😕

hobi: wait no fair

jin did NOT deserve a marching band all he got me was his butter photocard???

jimin: he got me that too….

jk: OMG ME TOO >_<

tae: i don’t feel special anymore

namjoon: really jin?

y/n: mine was signed!!

yoongi: cheap

jin: you literally got kook a plastic fork?

yoongi: he loves it

jungkook tell him you love it

jk: i love it

yoongi: see

jin: whatever don’t care

jimin: namjoon got me a fucking book

jin: lol that’s crazy cuz you can’t read

jk: i’m sorry to hear you can’t read jimin hope you can soon :/

namjoon: i put a lot of thought into the book i got you

jin: that’s cute but he can’t read so

jk: i wish i was a book

tae: if you’re a book does that make you a tree?

jk: guys

y/n: no jungkook

jk: oh ok

jimin: i CAN read btw

yoongi: don’t care

jin: sounds like fake news

jk: omg wow ur a fast learner jimin you can read now!!!

jimin: ur talking way too much today

you should stop

jk: is he talking to me????

hobi: y/n got me a holiday to australia

i’m not gonna go cuz like bugs

but that was really nice

y/n: you’re welcome!!!!

tae: k but i got sex

y/n deleted this message!

tae: 😕

silencing me like they did MLK

jimin: what

jk: milk

hobi: did you just compare urself to mlk?

jin: yeah never say that again

tae: why not?? it’s true

yoongi: you are nothing like mlk

jk: tae ur not milk

namjoon: taehyung do not compare yourself to martin luther king ever again please and thank you

jk: or milk

y/n: and in black history month too…

tae: you don’t understand me or him

y/n: yeah ok

back to gifts

joon got me some really pretty flowers

jimin: boringggggggg he does that every year

jk: namjoon got me wood

hobi: ?

namjoon: statue

it’s a wooden statue thing

not just wood

tae: joon giving other boys wood for valentines ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

u wanna know who i gave MY wood too

y/n deleted this message!

namjoon: tae shut up

jin: saw that

tae: i’m just like mlk i’m telling you man

y/n: stop

tae: sorry

jimin: hobi got me shoes

hobi: i did

jk: hobi got me cheese

hobi: expensive cheese

y/n: i took yoongi to those cute photo booth things

yoongi: they didn’t need to know that

y/n: yes they did

we are sharing what we got each other

read the room yoongi

jimin: yeah yoongi read the room

tae: how tf u read a room??!

a room not a book ☠️☠️

u guys dumb as hell

jin: you not knowing what reading a room means makes a lot of sense actually

jk: send photobooth pics ^0^

bet u looked so cute

not you yoongi

y/n

her

not yoongi

i’m talking to y/n NOT you yoongi btw

yoongi: shut up

and no

you’ll never see those photos

jk: ☹️

hobi: so what did yoongi get y/n??

yoongi: don’t worry

tae: personally i’m worried

jk: me 2 guys yoongi is really scary

what if he killed her

y/n: ?

jin: i want to blow jungkook up

jk: i’m no ballon 😭

jimin: probably fucked for valentines let’s be real

tae: well that’s obviously NOT true lmao 😜 ☠️

yoongi: why is that “obviously” not true

we could of

tae: you didn’t

yoongi: and you know how?

tae: cuz i just know

yoongi: yeah ok

we could of for all you know

on the actual day too

tae: you weren’t even with her on valentine’s day

yoongi: and you were?

y/n: he wasn’t

tae: ok

but i could of been

yoongi: but clearly you weren’t

tae: neither were you

namjoon: both of you stop

tae: idk why yoongi acts all high a mighty

especially when it comes to her

y/n: ok that’s crazy

how about you don’t talk about me like i’m not here!

yoongi: idk why taehyung acts like he has a chance lmao

jk: guys

tae: that’s actually crazy

you’d be fucking surprised yoongi!!!!

yoongi: what’s that supposed to mean?

tae: what do you think it means?

tell me yoongi

guess

i’ll tell you if you’re right or not

yoongi: shut the fuck up

tae: or what?

hobi: why this kinda sexualllll

jimin: like 😭😭😭😭

y/n: LMAO STOP

jin: arguing over pussy that belongs to neither of them is crazy i’m just saying

jk: pussy \ ^0^ /

namjoon: how about we all stop arguing and move back to talking about the gifts we got eachother !!

hobi: jungkook got me a ballon

jk: yeah

do you love it

hobi: sure

jk: ^_^

jimin: personally i think hobi’s lying to you kook

jk: WHAT

jimin: i think he hates his ballon actually

jk: hobi pls say he’s lying

hobi: he’s lying

you see it may seem that way because on the outside im a very chill and nonchalant man

y/n: that is not true actually!

hobi: but on inside i am actually very chalant

EXTREMELY chalant no joke

so basically inside im going fucking crazy over the ballon jungkook gave me but it just doesn’t seem like that cuz im a chill guy

jk: but inside ur chalant

hobi: exactly

jk: jimin why would you lie to me

jimin: ur easy to lie to

jk: no im not

jimin: namjoon died in a car crash 24 hours ago

jk: NO NAMJOON OHHMYGOD NAMJOON NO

namjoon: i am not dead

jk: oh

y/n: how did you fall for that

namjoon cant even drive

jk: oh yeah

lol namjoon cant drive guys

namjoon: ok we all know

hobi: so what did you guys actually do on valentine’s day

jk: minecraft but then it got too scary so i played valorant instead

jimin: idk what any of that means but ok

i personally watched movies with joon

namjoon: yeah

i dropped by kook’s and y/n’s place first tho to give my gifts and stuff

hobi: where was my movie invite?????

jimin: we did call you

you were like high as hell

hobi: oh

wow

how real of me

jin: i cooked steak

jimin: for urself?

typical

jin: kys

for me and y/n actually

y/n: …

jin: my fault

yoongi: what

tae: oh

jk: SHE SAID SHE WAS BUSY

TTAHSTNOT FAIIROGJKFNKLDVLKFNKLFHKLNNDKVHNFKVNKLGNGR UFHDFHDKJ GHDKLNGFKLNGFG FHJDJHHGR DHGGRHBDNBF JGHKJGHGR

hobi: ????????????????????

namjoon: cool

jimin: jin???? out of everyone JIN??????

why would you fuck jin

jk: WHATR OHMYGOF WHAT?????? SHUT UP

jimin: on valentine’s day too…..

even fucking ME would make more sense than jin right now

jin: tf is that supposed to mean?

jimin: i said what i said lmao

tae: she cant of fucked jin

cuz she’s fucking me

yoongi: LMAOOOO

u really think your special dont you

thats crazy

jk: WHYIS EVERYONEFUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDOHMGYOJFDJFDKJDSDB

hobi: i dont get it even if she was fucking tae why couldn’t she fucked jin too?

y/n: i am like right here you know

tae: because me and her are serious

yoongi: serious???

you are just a rebound

tae: yoongi i think you’re just upset she didn’t come to you first after the whole jaehyun thing

yoongi: i’m glad she didn’t actually because now i know for sure i’m not rebound

you are

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: why? you getting upset?

idk why you’re acting like the victim here when you’re using her for the same thing

hobi: woah??

jimin: cap taehyung bitchless

yoongi: it’s time you stop using y/n to get over jennie and grow some fucking balls

jin: hold on

jimin: WAITTTTTTTT

hobi: SHUT FUCKING DOWN FR????

jk: imgonnapassout

y/n: oh

namjoon: yoongi

tae: i am not using y/n to get over jennie and you know that

hobi: wait ur fr??? taejennie was fr??

LIKE ACTUALLY?? OHMYGIDTHISISREAL??

yoongi: i know that? thats crazy how could i know that??

you didn’t even tell us about jennie

for over 3 months you were with her and you didn’t tell us

and then those photos of you and her were leaked and you were all depressed for ”no reason”

and now all of a sudden your obsession with y/n?

yeah you’re not using her you’re right i’m just fucking stupid aren’t i?

jimin: holy shit man

tae: i am not using her

yoongi: so why is yeontan with jennie right now?

y/n: tae you told me he was with you parents?

tae: yeah

but

i didn’t tell you that because im using you or anything i just said that because i didn’t want to cause any problems

y/n: you lied to me

for no reason

if you told me the truth it would of been fine

tae: i know

y/n: so when i came over

were you planing on sleeping with me anyways?

were you mad at yourself for calling jennie and leaving yeontan with her?

did you use me to help forget about it?

tae: did you use me to help get over jaehyun?

y/n: no

i can tell you that in full confidence no

now answer my question

tae: you know i would never do that to you

y/n: its a yes or no question taehyung

tae: i would never do that to you

yoongi: yes or no you asshole

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: answer her question

tae: leave me the fuck alone

tae left “SINGLE LADIES😁🔥”

jk: wow

y/n: didn’t sleep with jin btw

jk: ohthankgod

y/n: did sleep with tae once

we are NOT serious

jk: double ohthankgod

wait

y/n: and now i am going to sleep

jungkook come cuddle

gn all

jk: ON MY WAY OHMYGOD IM ON MY WAY

jimin: good night …

hobi: nite!!

yoongi: gn

jin: goodnight

namjoon: gn

DOWNBAD😭🫵🏻 #2 (minus tae)

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namjoon: yoongi that wasn’t fair

yoongi: i know

but she deserved to know

and he wasn’t gonna tell her any time soon

hobi: YOU AND NAMJOON KNEW THIS TAEJENNIE WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME????

yoongi: i just found out

namjoon knew longer

namjoon: not that long

jimin: ok but how do you know tae is using her fr?

yoongi: it’s not hard to connect the dots

jin: still you could be wrong

yoongi: well he didn’t deny it did he?

jimin: to me it looked like he didn’t know if he was using her or not

yoongi: well he needs to figure that out soon it’s not fair to her

or him ig

but mainly her.

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hate this don’t care about anything bring back yellow….

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jungkookstatts · 1 year

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Jungkookstatts Matsterlist

[Last Updated]: February 7, 2024

[Codes]: [☀]: fluff, [⛆]: angst, [❤]: smut, [♔]: drabble

[Disclaimer]: What is currently on this list is all that I have written so far. More is to come <3. The list is organized in order from oldest to newest.

Jeon Jungkook [전정국]

“You’re Sick, Baby,” [☀]

Massage Envy [☀] [❤]

University Superstar [☀] [⛆] [❤]

- JEON 07 [☀] [❤]

- Drabble 1 [☀] [♔]

- Drabble 2 [☀] [❤] [♔]

- Drabble 3 [☀] [♔]

When She Loved Me [⛆] [❤]

Not in the Way You Think [☀] [⛆] [❤]

What We Need [☀] [❤]

Drabble 1 [☀]

Drabble 2 [☀] [❤]

All Over Again [☀] [❤]

Cherry Flavored [☀] [❤]

Kim Namjoon [김남준]

Eight Years [☀] [❤]

Drabble 1 [☀] [♔]

Kim Taehyung [김태형]

As Thunder Rolls [☀] [⛆] [❤]

About Me + Asks

안녕하세요, 여려분 [Formal ‘about me’ post]

Ask's are under #jungkookstattsask

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yejixsm · 3 years

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[ y/n pulls out a small knife]

Jin & Namjoon: oh no....

[ y/n opens a cardboard box with the small knife]

Jin & Namjoon: oh phew

[ y/n pulls out a bigger knife from the box]

Jin & Namjoon: oh no.

#incorrectquotes #btsxy/n #idk what this is #just a thing #hehhehe #kpop

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majestichorseface · 5 years

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Mission: Grocery Shopping

Pairing : 6 Baby BTS x single mom! Reader x Kim Namjoon

Genre: slice of life, humor, crack, family au, run bts inspo

Warning: cussing

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“Namjoooon” you whined over the phone whilst calling for your best friend to help you with your kids.

“Y/n give me an hour and I’ll be there baby okay? Hold tight. Tell the them I’m gonna take em all for ice cream once I get to your place, I just need to finish this report and I’ll get there as soon as I can. Be safe and I love you all”

“I love you too Joon, we’ll see you soon” you replied and groaned once you hung up.

You looked at the room that was once called a living room. It was a huge mess! Your six boys running around and making a ruckus wherever they went. They were currently playing pirates which wasn’t a really calm game. And plus, your boys had the greatest imaginations so it’d hurt to be a killjoy for them, not with those adorable beaming smiles on their faces.

You were 30, flirty, and thriving..Well you were 30, but for the other two? Not a chance. Actually, you were thriving, with your baby boys that is. They were your world and you’re so grateful to have them.

You have 6 boys, yes all boys. Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Taehyung, Jimin, and your youngest at almost two years old -Jungkook.

You first got pregnant with Seokjin at the ripe age of 22 with your boyfriend of 4 years at the time. You both met at your freshman year at college and you two fell in love and immediately hit it off. After graduation, you decided to move in together and one thing led to another and voila! Your first year being flushed into the work field had you pregnant, but you were happy and so was he.

The only issue was that you were pregnant on majority of your 20s stage. So you had to grow up faster. Also, your boyfriend couldn’t keep his pants to himself, and in turn, the rest came along. Even Jimin and Taehyung as fraternal twins. After their birth, your relationship with who-shall-not be named started to go downhill. There’d be constant arguments, every workload was out on you, you held a job of your own, and he was having an affair with your co-worker for years. Let’s say it didn’t end well...You kicked him out and threw all his shit at his face. Fortunately for you, your boys weren’t affected, they were momma’s boys after all since their dad was barely home.

After being relieved of having to be with that douchebag, you were blessed with another miracle of your life. Jungkook. Once you found out, you told your ex. He thought you were saying that you were pregnant just so you’d get back together with him. Ha ha ha, how wrong he was. You sucker punched his face and stomped to your best friend’s house, took Namjoon and the boys for a feast in McDonald’s.

You and Namjoon go way back, from diapers and now... 2nd generation diapers(?). You two were the best of friends even when you were with your ex. Although you didn’t know, Namjoon was a HUGE reason why your ex had insecurities and you couldn’t disagree with that. Namjoon supported you from the very beginning. He was there for every birth when your ex was on a “work shift”. He was a loyal and loving man and you couldn’t ask for anything more.

He helped name the boys and even helped raising them with you. Especially after 2 years of being single, Namjoon stayed nights in your home alongside your boys. They all had a special bond with one another and it filled your heart with so much joy. He even moved in per the boy’s request and he took over the guest bedroom of the house.

“I’m hoooome” Namjoon boomed once he opened the door and took off his coat and shoes.

The boys cheered and all ran for Namjoon, giving him hugs and trying to pitch in on their game. He laughed and gave each and every one of them a kiss on their foreheads. After that the boys went back to their spots. Then, a little baby Jungkook started making his way to Namjoon. Taking little steps, he started walking late which is why he was still a little wobbly on his steps.

“Hey little guy, come here gimme a hug” Joon ushered putting his arms out for Kook to dive in.

Jungkook and Namjoon held the closest bond out of all the boys. Since your ex left before he was born, Namjoon was like his father to him and it was adorable.

Jungkook started giggling and once he reached Joon’s arms, he was showered with kisses and was lifted off the ground. Joon then walks to you, gives you a kiss on the forehead and heads to the mess of a living room.

“Come on boys! I promised your mom ice cream and we need to go get some groceries” the boys nodded and went to their rooms to change.

“How did we manage to finish all the food? Didn’t you just go to the grocery two days ago?” He laughed

“Did you forget Joon? I have 6 growing babies and a huge one right in front of me?”

“Right..”

Jungkook was sat on the floor playing with building blocks babbling to himself. You smiled at the sight and looked at Namjoon. He looked right back at you and you went in for a hug. He hugged you warmly, head resting on top of yours. Hugging Namjoon helped you relieve some of the stress you were experiencing on a daily basis.

“Joon going to the gym is working out, your tits are feeling better every day” you mumbled.

He let go of you letting out a laugh as his face was starting to get flushed. You always spoke about his ‘Namtiddies’ and he’d never get used to it.

“Mama” Jin called “should we go to the grocery first? Then ice cream?”

“Yes baby” you went up to him, zipped up his hoodie and gave him a kiss on the forehead. Your eight year old was getting handsomer and older by the second and you can’t have your first baby grow up just yet.

“Ugh Jinnie look at youuu my babyyy don’t grow uppp” you exclaimed pinching both of his cheeks

“Moooom you’re gonna give me wrinkles” he said as he pried your hands off him. You let out a little sigh as Jin sat on the sofa waiting for his other brothers.

Your second eldest Yoongi was next surprisingly, even with a drowsy look on his face he looked like a porcelain doll. Actually maybe a grumpy cat. You also gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“Yoongi don’t frown your gonna get wrinkles” Jin said as Yoongi sat on the sofa slowly falling asleep on his hyung’s shoulder.

Hobi was next, your little ball of sunshine, your middle child. He was wearing a rainbow sweatshirt with a tiger on it. He ran to give you a kiss on the cheek before taking bouncy steps to his other brothers.

After that were your twins Jimin and Taehyung. They insisted that they can change themselves just fine because they were 4. They always wore matching outfits, but today they chose their own style and it was adorable. Your fraternal twins held such a strong bond but they both held different personalities.

“Alright everyone’s good to go?” Joon silently made a headcount and nodded to himself “To the van!”

“To the van!” The boys cheered and made a run for it.

You took Jungkook from the floor and headed to the car putting him in his car seat and buckling him up before heading to the driver’s seat. Namjoon never drives, he doesn’t even have his license no matter how many times you told him that he should. He said that for world peace, he will just stick sitting on the passenger seat. He was a better driver than he thought he was to be honest.

“Alright boys, this is Mission: Grocery Shopping. Each of you will pair up and find the things on the list I will give each of you. Those who finish first will be the one who chooses dinner and will choose their ice cream first. Got it?”

“Yes mom!” They all said in unison, including Namjoon. Their synchronization always surprised you.

Seokjin and Yoongi:

Laundry soap

Laundry detergent + jungkook’s detergent

Dish soap

Johnson’s shampoo and L’Oréal shampoo for mommy

Meat

Namjoon and Hoseok:

Veggies

Milk, eggs, and cheese

Apple juice

Tissue rolls and paper towels

Mommy’s pads with wings ;)

Jimin and Taehyung:

Snacks

Mommy and Kookie:

Diapers

Wipes

Milk formula

Baby food

Fruits

You gave each group their lists. You purposely gave the twins one objective since they can take a while choosing snacks. You reached the huge grocery store and prepped each group with a basket while you stuck with a trolley so Kook can sit on it.

“Alright boys, remember the rules, stick to your list and don’t make a mess. Give mommy a kiss before we get started.”

Each boy groaned and went to give you a peck on your cheek. You smiled to yourself and the boys quickly made a run to the aisles.

“Looks like it’s just you and me kook” you smiled at him as he giggled in return pointing at the direction you should go and you started pushing your trolley.

“Aight yoongs we should go get the meat first before the soaps since the meat is the odd one out..sound good?” Jin whispered looking vigilantly as if he was a ninja.

Yoongi just hummed in response and got tired quickly running after his hyung while carrying the basket.

“Come on yoongs we can have them win!” Jin exclaimed.

Jin was right. They had to win, no matter what. Yoongi would lie, cheat and do anything to win. He doesn’t like to lose and he never loses. So he kept up his pace and the two quickly looked through the shelves. Adding lamb skewers and chicken nuggets to the meats they always get such as fish and chicken and etc.

Joon and Hobi calmly walked around the aisles hand and hand. Their positive vibes helped them go through their list quite quickly and plus Hobi being with Joon gave him an advantage since Joon had the height and the knowledge on where to find each item. The biggest debacle they had to face however were the bloody pads.

Namjoon broke a sweat, how was he supposed to know which brand you used? And better, why make him get it when he was with a little boy who had no knowledge of periods? He internally cried but kept his composure.

“Um Joon what’re mommy’s pads?” “What’re those?” “Why do they have wings? Do they fly?”

The curious boy threw questions at Namjoon that he didn’t know how to properly answer.

“Uhh Jin what shampoo does mom use?” Yoongi asked

“She gave us the brand but not the specific type” he sighed “think! Which bottle do you always see in the bathroom?”

“Hyung she has her own bathroom, we don’t usually go there”

“Right..hmm let’s see what we have here”

The two kept walking and even left the shampoo isle thinking it was still an extension. Little did they know...

“I think she uses a purple bottle” yoongi added

“Rigghhht! So this one?”

“Yea let’s just get this and maybe see the toy section and then head to the counter!” Jin exclaimed as the boys left.

“Okay okay Namjoon think..what does y/n use hmm...” Joon mumbled to himself as he examined each pack

“So these are like diapers but for older women?”

“Something like that buddy”

“But why?”

“You’ll know when you get older”

“Okay..”

Namjoon finally found the brand that you always use and got 3 of those. And he quickly held Hobi’s hand and dragged him off to tick off another thing from the list.

“Tae! We should get gummies for Jin hyung! He loves those!” Jimin exclaimed, absolutely amazed by the gummies on the shelves. They were in the candy and chips isle for 20 mins yet they only had 2 bags of chips in their basket.

The two wouldn’t let go of each other. Which was adorable, when one went the other direction, the other was dragged and vice versa.

“Excuse me miss? Can you help us get some snacks please? My brother and I can’t reach” Taehyung said to another shopper giving her puppy eyes and she couldn’t say no.

The two giggled around with the woman as she held out snacks they might like and they just cheered when she put it in their basket. Once she was done they thanked her and gave her a hug and skipped away. Her heart melted at the sight because the boys kept holding hands and never let go.

“Jimin Jimin look at this! A tiger!! Rawrrr” Tae exclaimed as he grabbed a tiger plushie from the shelf and he sat down on the floor and started playing. Jimin took a penguin plushie and the two started playing together, forgetting about the mission.

“Mama” Jungkook gurgled

“Yes baby?”

“Where dada?”

“Dada?”

Jungkook just nodded, waiting for your answer. You figured he was talking about Namjoon and you couldn’t wait to tell him that Kookie just referred to him as Dada.

“Dada is around sweetheart, we’ll see him in a few minutes.” You quickly got your shampoo since you forgot to specify which shampoo you actually used and figured they’d just not get it.

“Hey Tae shouldn’t we go to the counter now?” Jimin said putting back the plushie on the shelf

“Whhhaat but the tiger is gonna be all lonely” he pouted

“Don’t worry they’ve got each other see? The penguin and the tiger are best friends so no matter what they always have each other, like us!” Jimin beamed as he helped Tae get up and the two held the basket together and made their way to the counter.

Jin and Yoongi were the first, next was you and kook, next Joon and hobi and last were the twins.

Tae and Jimin were sad, they didn’t get to be first. “How did we not win?” The two said at the same time

“Because you’re not team Seokjin hahahahaha” yoongi and Jin said at the same time as well.

Joon insisted on paying for the groceries and after that the whole team was now packed in the car.

“So where to winners?” You asked looked at the front mirror to see your boys.

“Pizzzaaa!!” Yoongi screamed with his fist in the air as the others joined in his warcry. And then, you zipped off to the pizza parlor and had some ice cream for dessert.

4 hours later you all were home and the boys were changed in their jammies and were all ready for bed. You and Namjoon tucked each and every one of them, giving them a kiss and another kiss from baby Jungkook as well. After that you fed Jungkook a bottle and the baby went out like a light. You bring him to his nursery and put him in his crib, gave him a kiss goodnight and went to the kitchen where Namjoon was unpacking the groceries.

“Joon you know Kook called you Dada?” You started.

“Wha- really- I- that’s... so amazing” he stuttered, shocked as he couldn’t contain his huge-dimpled smile

You were done unpacking and hugged Namjoon from behind, breathing in his scent which felt like home. You then peered over his shoulder to see him unpacking Team Seokjin’s bags. And both of you see an unfamiliar/ yet sorta familiar purple bottle inside.

“Uhhh y/n” this isn’t your shampoo

“Oh my god what the fuck Joon what the heck” you tried holding back a laugh.

In Namjoon’s grasp was a purple durex bottle. A bottle of LUBE. He was taken aback and just stayed silent.

You however were on the floor laughing to your heart’s content. Namjoon looked to you and broke out into a laugh as well and joined you on the floor. If anyone saw this scene, it would look like two crackheads, in love, and laughing their hearts out.

Although they didn’t know about their feelings for one another right?

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Hey guys! This is my first fanfic and I hope y’all enjoyed it. I actually wrote this at 1 AM and now here we are...all finished at 3 AM 😂😂😂.

I’m really excited to try writing bts fanfics! If you guys don’t mind, I hope you can leave in a request for inspo. That’d be really great! Thanks guys for reaching this far, lots of love to you ARMY💜💜💜💜

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jhyg-universe · 5 years

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kim taehyung // peter pan au

peter pan; in which he’s a lost boy and wants the girl to run away with him and be his Wendy

Tags > fluff/soft

Y/N x Tae

The sun glared on the young girls face, the rays pouring over like a water can, illuminating her soft glistening skin. She rolled over her soft sheets like a feather. Her left arm extending to the side, searching for her phone on the white nightstand sitting next to her head. Her finger grabbed the phone, sitting up on the bed during the process.

Her fingertips glided across the screen, notification after notification illuminating her face. They were all texts from her best friend, Kim Taehyung. They have practically known each other since birth. Even after graduating from school and university, they were still stuck together like school, with y/n running her own florist shop and Taehyung venturing into the arts. She opened her phone with numerous texts asking her to come to the park down the road from her apartment. Y/N replied hastily, replying with being there in no less than an hour.

She got up from her soft bed running towards her small baby pink kitchen, a small stretch to walk in her studio apartment. She had some toast with a hot cup of tea. Once she was done eating breakfast, she walked along to her bathroom, washing her delicate face and brushing her teeth. After washing her face thoroughly, she applied a small dab of sunscreen and makeup, radiating a soft sunset glow. Y/N walked over to her closet, putting on a pair of white-washed jeans, a yellow blouse with a bowtie and finishing off with white converse.

Y/N grabbed a blue cross-body bag and headed towards the park, a five-minute walk from her apartment. Once she arrived at the small park, she could see Tae sitting on the bench looking breathtaking with a brown beret and patterned blouse. With a bright smile plastered on her face, Y/N strode towards the park bench.

“Hey stranger,” Y/N said with a small smirk, making eye contact with Tae as she sat next to him on the bench. “I thought you’d never coming,” Tae laughed with a sarcastic eye roll. “So what is it you wanted to tell me?,” Y/N asked questionably, eyebrows raised. Tae sighed, showing off his boxy smile,” Well I had this dream last night that you and I were Peter and Wendy from Peter Pan,” Tae keeping his eyes on me,” and we both just left the country and traveled together and I woke up thinking why not? I mean we’re both in our twenties we have somewhat stable jobs that we could save money from, what have we got to lose?.”

Y/N stared at Tae with eyes her hazel eyes starting at Tae, mouth agape,” Wait, so you're telling me you want us to save up money and them leave and travel? Together? By ourselves?.” Tae looked at me with the brightest smile known to mankind. “Yes! I know it sounds crazy but we can do it! Just imagine how much fun it would be Y/N.” Y/N looked at him, an unsure expression plastered across her face. “I don't know Tae, I mean what will happen to my shop and apartment and what about you an-,” Tae took a hold of her hands, warmth wrapping around them with his delicate hands. Tae looked at her with pure sincerity, shining the brightest smile, pouting when he whispered,” It will be fine. Trust me, darling. Please.” Tae looked at Y/N with big brown puppy eyes. How could she say no to his sincerity?

With a heavy sigh and a slight smile tugging at her lips she replied staring deep into his brown orbs,” Fine, as long as you plan the trip.” Tae jumped with joy, bringing Y/N with him in the process. He hugged her, whispering into her hear,” I’ll plan everything Y/N, don't worry. I’ll protect you.” He let go first from the hug, winking at Y/N. A bright blush appeared on Y/N cheeks while Tae took her hand, guiding her along with him.

Guiding her to Neverland

FIN

by: jhyg-universe

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lilithdusk · 4 years

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Amnesia

Pairings : Soldier!Jungkook and Nurse!Y/N

Genre: pure fluff

Warning: none

Words counting: 2660

Author note: This is my first ever post on tumblr and in English so please, don’t mind me x))

A loud crash resonated, his hands directly coming to his ears to protect himself. He crouched, knees on the ground. He winced when he noticed the blood falling from his arm, a whole new wound opened. He laid down and crawled while bombs were crashing next to him in an awful noise. Screams and complains were the only things he was hearing. Suddenly, he frowned and looked behind him and he swears that he heard some steps coming close. He turned back and fell down, knocked out by the hit he just received on his temples. Black out followed.

Light woke him up. He frowned and raised a hand to his eyes, a grown escaping his lips. When his eyes got used to the light, he looked around him. He was laying down on a mattress, in a huge room in which twenty soldiers were resting on beds. He was surrounded by white, the mattress, the curtains that gave a bit of intimacy, the nurses’ outfit. He was even wearing this ugly white hospital gown. Panic all over his face, he straightened, short breath. He looked around, sat down, and then got up. Bare foot, he got closer to the exit when a nurse opened the door in front of him. Both were staring each other without doing anything, one guilty about being caught and the other one, surprised. The nurse closed the door behind her and the soldier began to speak.

“You have to let me go.”

“You are in a hospital, sir. You have to be taking care of.”

“It’s been one month since I woke up and nobody wants to tell me what happened to me!” He exclaimed.

The nurse sighed before smiling gently and pointing at his bed.

“I’m going to take a look about your file alright? But you have to lay down first.”

He didn’t know if it was the reassuring smile on the nurse’s lips or because she was the first one to accept his demand but he obeyed. Sat down on the mattress, he stared down at her while she was reading. She pouted, thinking, and looked back at him, file between her fingers.

“Sir, you had a traumatic amnesia. You’ve been for one week, we supposed that you were on the field before, fighting. The only thing we know about you is your medical historic.”

The soldier’s eyebrows raised, visible surprise on his face. The nurse put the file on the bedside table.

“It’s okay sir, you’re not the first soldier to get these symptoms. What’s your name?”

“I’m… I… I can’t remember...” He whispers, confused.

The nurse put a hand on his shoulder and the soldier stared at her.

“I am your new nurse. We’ll figure this out together.”

It is been a few months since the nurse entered the soldier’s life. They both got their routine: in the morning, they go on a walk in a park around the hospital and the nurse stays for his lunch. He spends his afternoon writing songs while she is taking care of other patients. In the evening, she comes visit him one last time before leaving. Her shift always begins at seven in the morning and ends up at eight in the evening, and the soldier is used to watching her walking to her car and leaving, standing next to his window. However, tonight, he just couldn’t let her go. He needed to tell her. His day was like any other day, yet, he realized something when he was having lunch with her. Two weeks ago, he convinced her to eat lunch with him, she always watches him with a smile on her face and making sure that he eats everything; he doesn’t remember if he was having lunch with women before his amnesia but surely, she must feel uncomfortable. She is just sitting here, in front of him, observing. It took him one week to build courage in order to ask her to have lunch together and he remembered blushing when she simply answered:

“That’s part of job. I swear, I’m not uncomfortable or anything.”

Her smile was bigger and the soldier simply nodded. He was really quiet for the rest of the lunch. At the end, she wished him a good afternoon, like she always does. He observed her walking away, breathed and raised his voice to make sure she could hear.

“I know that you always need to eat lunch in a matter of minutes during your break.”

This day, he watched her stop in her track and that is what it took him to pursue.

“I don’t want to make you uncomfortable but I might become if you just keep on watching me eating while I can hear your stomach rumbles.”

The nurse turned around, stared at him curiously. The soldier got closer to her.

“Please, just… Just bring your lunch and eat with me. You could rest on your break and enjoy your meal without thinking about getting back to work in the following seconds. For once… Take your time. You’ve been doing that with me for the past months, it may be the time to take care of yourself too.”

The nurse stared at him during seconds that felt like hours to him. The redness on his cheeks became more visible as she smiled at him, genuinely affected.

“I would love to have lunch with you.”

And since that day and for two weeks, both had lunch together. It no longer felt weird or uncomfortable, they were enjoying their meals while talking, smiling and laughing. It felt oddly intimate for the soldier and today, he realized something while watching her smiling and eating. He wanted to tell her at the end but he didn’t build up enough courage. It took him one week to tell her to eat with him, therefore, confessing was out of league, for now.

He thought about that during the whole afternoon and dinner, this particular feeling in his chest. It felt familiar, some déjà-vu kind of things and at the same time, special. For the past few months, he has been looking for some souvenirs, memories, something to remind him who he was before his amnesia. Nothing came up, no matter the activities the nurse prepared or the songs he was writing. He made him anxious until today, that is why he needed to confess. That is what it took him to get up from his chair, meal barely eaten, and left. He ran in the corridors, looking for her. He stopped in his tracks when her voice resonated from a room, the door half-opened. He could visual her smile while she was talking happily to a patient. She finally closed the door behind her and jumped when she noticed the soldier. A hand on her heart, she sighed, an amused smile on her lips.

“You scared me. What are you doing there? Shouldn’t you be having dinner right now?”

The soldier simply nodded and opened his mouth, yet, no sound escaped from them. His throat was dry and, suddenly, embarrassment hit him. The nurse raised her eyebrows, waiting like she always does. The soldier cleared his voice.

“I… I- I just wanted to hum….” He stutters.

“Yes?” She smiles.

This familiar and yet special feeling hit him again when he stopped talking. Her smile caught the words he was about to say. At this point, he was admiring her shamelessly. Seconds later, he sighed and gave her a genuine smile.

“I realized something earlier.” He spoke clearly, confident.

“Oh, about yourself?”

“Yes, you could say that.”

“Your name?”

“No, not something about my past self.”

She tried to hide her disappointment but the soldier could see clearly through her. He made another step, just in front of her, a few centimeters kept them away.

“I realized something about myself, now, in the present.”

She looked at him, curious. He was still smiling, showing his bunny teeth.

“I… The whole routine we’ve been respecting for the past months… It felt familiar, like some kind of routine I’m used to. For the first time, I am comfortable with the fact I know nothing about me and I know I probably sound crazy right now but I just wanted to tell you my progress.” He quickly explained, breathless at the end.

The nurse was staring at him and he couldn’t tell if she was thinking or if he scared her off. However, when her lips turned upward, he swears he practically felt his heart drop. She tried to purse her lips in an attempt to hide her happiness and enthusiasm but the soldier knew better. In the white corridors, while the church clock sounded seven, they were staring at each other, one of them being the happiness of the other.

The day after, the soldier began his day with more enthusiasm, eager to spend half of his day with the nurse. He finished his breakfast in minutes and then went to the hall of the hospital, where he is used to wait a few seconds for her before leaving together to walk around the park. The first time they did it, he remembered being rude to her. They were walking quietly and he couldn’t stand this silence. He wanted to know and discover his past life but, far from his home and with no memories, he was destined to remain unaware. The first walks were the worst, he felt like a ghost, wandering in a park, forgotten about everyone, even himself, until the nurse asked him to sit down on a bench. This day, she was carrying a bag, something he didn’t even notice, too concerned about himself, until she took out a book and handed it to him. He frowned and raised his eyebrows at her. She continued to hand the book to him and he finally reached out for it.

“Journey to the Center of the Earth? By Jules Verne?” He asked, clueless.

“I thought that you need to escape from this place. I get it, even if it’s my job, sometimes it gets a little bit overwhelming around. That’s why I bought it, when this place is a bit too much, you can escape with this book. And… I… I would like you to considerate our walk like an adventure, a moment in your day when you’re just appreciating nature without any pressure about anything else.” She explained.

This day, he couldn’t answer, speechless. He just read the title over and over for the rest of the walk and thanked her. The whole afternoon, he read the whole book without taking once a break. When he closed the book, it was already dark outside and he remembered being yelled at, late for his dinner. Since that particular day, he cherishes their walk in the morning, escaping reality. He still had no idea if it’s a normal feeling, but these walks were the most intimate thing they share, being in their own little world. In the beginning, the nurse tried to remind him some things about life but they ended up talking about hers. He learned that she lived alone and became nurse in the military service because her father died a few years ago at war. She loved singing at the top of her lungs when she was alone, optimist most of the time and hated from the bottom of her heart being late. That’s why he frowned, minutes passing by without her presence. He searched for her in the hall and the following corridors but she was nowhere to be seen.

He returned to the hall, more surprised than disappointed and asked if the nurse was here. Her name fell out of this lips like a nostalgic lullaby, something he is so much used to, like it was his. He may not remembered his name but he knew perfectly hers. He remembered the first time she told him. He was doing a panic attack, terrified and anxious about the possibility of not being able to remember anything about his past life and past self. This day, he locked himself in his room and no one entered, not even the nurse, rather, she stayed hours behind his door, talking to him about common things: the meal at the cafeteria, the funny stories she heard about the woman at the reception and finally her name. Not her surname that he could read everyday on her white gown, her first name. She’s always been very careful about being professional and yet, telling her name was the best thing she could do: something he could lean on when needed. When the woman told him that the nurse began later, he frowned again, however, his heart dropped when the same woman informed him that she was going to take care about another patient.

“Why is that?”

“The direction assigned her to another patient, don’t worry, a new nurse is going to take care of you.”

“But why they decided to change?”

“It’s been four months since she began to work with you… There’s no result. Someone else will heal your amnesia.”

The soldier swallowed and stepped back. His head hurt. When the same woman asked him if he was OK, he simply nodded and went back to the cafeteria. Later, he did walk in the park like he used to, on his own. Something hit him: he began to observe the nature around instead of admiring the woman beside him like he used to. Some soldiers were out, walking or sitting, the sun shining on their skin. The soldier wondered if one of them was the new nurse’s patient as he continued the day the same way: asking himself questions with no answers. When the sun set, he got up from his bed and walked to the window. Journey to the Center of the Earth in his hands, he turned his head towards the parking below. A woman walked to her car and the soldier leaned, his eyebrows raised. Soft knocks made his heat jump. He quickly walked to his door and opened it. Facing the door, the nurse gave him a sweet smile. Redness spread on his cheeks and he stepped aside, inviting the nurse. She thanked him and closed the door behind her. The soldier sat on his bed and put the book aside, the nurse pursuing her lips.

“You’re still reading it?”

“Best book I’ve ever read since I woke up.”

“I take that as a compliment.”

They exchanged a look full of gentleness, a comfortable silence followed.

“I’m so sorry I couldn’t be the one telling you my new assignment.”

“It’s fine, it’s not like you were avoiding me on purpose… Right?”

“Right.” She smiled. “I… If I came here, it’s because I just wanted to make sure that everything’s fine. I was used by our routine, it was kind of weird today.” She confessed.

The soldier nodded and waited.

“I hope that your new nurse is going to fix your problem, I couldn’t.”

“You gave me much more than memories.”

The nurse stared at him during a few seconds before shaking her head.

“I hope we’ll continue to see each other even if you’re not my patient anymore, I’m not going to give up on you yet.” She teased.

The soldier’s smile broke into a laugh and the nurse followed. They looked at each other during another couple of seconds when they calmed down. The nurse nodded once again and then turned around towards the door behind her. The soldier quickly got up and hold out his hand, brushing hers. The nurse faced him and their fingertips intertwined. They were both staring at each othper and the soldier swears she could have hear his heartbeat. Without saying anything, they leaned towards. Their lips touched and the only thing the soldier thought about was that familiar feeling in his chest, changing this foreign place into a home.

#btsimagine #bts fluff #bts fic #bts #bts x yn #bts x you #btsxy #jungkook #soldier!jungkook #nurse!y/n

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whyse7vn · 1 month

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CARDBOARD BOX -

[ ot7 x reader ]

BTW ☠️😂

8 participants - 8 online

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hobi: thinking about when we all lived together and jimin would make jungkook tap dance for food

jk: good times :D

namjoon: but jungkook cant tap dance?

jimin: exactly

namjoon: so you starved jungkook?

jk: no i tapped??

jin: horribly

jk: :(

tae: i liked it

jk: honestly 🥺?

tae: honestly

jk: :D

hobi: why is joon acting like he wasn’t there to witness it???

namjoon: sorry

i just tend to block out the traumatic memories i have with you guys

which is most of them

jin: jungkook was the one dancing for food not you

namjoon: being a witness to that was traumatic

yoongi: it was funny

jk: thank u

yoongi: no

namjoon: moving on

y/n: remember when jungkook would like disappear for 4 hours everyday and come back to the dorms at like 5 am

hobi: OMG YES

jimin: the era where he hated us 😪

yoongi: bring it back

jk: i didn’t hate you guys ☹️

tae: he was just getting his dick wet don’t worry about it

namjoon: he was barley 16?

tae: pussy slayer since 05 😝

namjoon: 05??

yoongi: he was 7 in 05

jin: victim since 05

jimin: jin was like 27 in 05

jin: ??unprovoked

and not fucking true

jimin: as long as you’re alive i’m provoked

y/n: 27 in 05 is crazy

jimin: i’m saying like 😭

hurry up and die maybe?

hobi: bros 31 ☠️

namjoon: ok stop guys

jin: fucking hate all of you

jk: omg it’s raining outside i’m so sad :((

tae: my fault stepped outside and mother nature just couldn’t contain herself

she freaky like that

hobi: paying for ur assassination

jk: what does that even mean

tae: the sky squirting for me bro

jk: oh

that’s nice didn’t know that was possible !!

can you make her stop tho

tae: tell namjoon to step outside and she’ll stop

namjoon: ???

tae: it will be hot and dry as shit if joon steps out ong

jk: namjoon pls step outside

namjoon: kook you need to stop taking tae’s word for things

jk: what

i take no words

i have my own

namjoon: nvm

y/n: life would be so much fun if one of you was a crack addict

jin: ????

yoongi: freak

hobi: real

jimin: namjoon is right here like….

namjoon: leave me ALONE

jk: i’ll be a crack addict for you

tae: i’ll be a better addict

jk: NO YOU WONT

tae: YES I WILL

y/n: shut up

jk: sorry ☺️💕💖

tae: i could so break jungkook’s legs

jk: ☹️

how will i tap?

hobi: you don’t need to tap anymore kook

ur free from that life

y/n: tap by taeyong

jimin: he may be free from tapping in this life but is the tapping life free from him?

yoongi: what

jimin: mentally jungkook is still my little tapping slut

jk: aw man ://

namjoon: did you need to call him a slut??

can we just be nice

jimin: yes i needed to call him a slut

he’s a slut

tae: he was sixteen tapping for you

ur calling a sixteen year old a slut

guys i think jimin is really weird for that actually

jk: me 2

jimin: so?????

you literally said he was fucking at 16 you indirectly called him a slut too

jk: right !!!!

tae: UMM NO???

i called him a pussy slayer actually

and that could mean anything

jk: like what?

tae: shut up jungkook

jk: ok

i’m sorry

it’s still raining

i’m upset

jin: anyways i think yoongi could be nicer

yoongi: ?????

y/n: yoongi’s great

jin: TO YOU

yoongi is actually really really mean and we need to talk about it

jk: i also think yoongi’s great !!

when i was sad about getting old and sick he told me i probably won’t get cancer and most likely die from getting stabbed at 30 on the 12th of december 3pm

namjoon: oh

y/n: yoongi….

yoongi: no cancer !!

jk: NO CANCER ^0^ !!!!!!

tae: yoongi being cold and mysterious will only get you so far in life

jk: yoongi don’t be cold

🔥🔥🔥

here

y/n: jungkook ur so silly

where are you

i want to bite you

jk: 😳

OMW HOME I PROMISE

WON’T BE LONG I SWEAR

jimin: take me back to the days where you had to buy bitches 46 plots of land and a horse to get pussy

i can’t do this being dumb ass hell shit

hobi: maybe ur just ugly idk??

jimin: ????

yo wtf

hobi????????????

hobi: who said that not me whatttt?

jin: that’s why taemin has jimin blocked

jimin: HE DOES NOT HAVE ME BLOCKED

yoongi: woah ok?

jimin: just saying

anyways

jin: ur ugly 😂

jk: beauty is subjective

yoongi: do you even know what that means?

jk: yes ofc ??

maybe…

no 😔

tae: subjective sex

namjoon: stop

tae: SUBJECT SEX

i class i would love to participate in

y/n: is this you telling us you don’t know how to have sex???

tae: NO

this is me telling you i love sex and partake in it often

hobi: stds

jk: i’m confused

why do you want to take a class on it then ???

y/n: right

you wanting to take a sex class implies you know little on the subject of sex actually

tae: SHUT THE HELL UP

jimin: nothing about my beauty is subjective btw

it’s fact

jin: that ur ugly

yoongi: lol

jimin: namjoon tell them i’m not ugly

namjoon: guys he’s not ugly

jin: he’s really ugly

y/n: namjoon tell tae to stop shouting

namjoon: taehyung stop shouting

tae: NO

NAMJOON TELL KOOK AND Y/N I KNOW HOW TO FUCK

namjoon: kook y/n taehyung knows how to fuck

hobi: namjoon i wont lie to you but u lowkey a bitch

jin: right

namjoon: thank you for that hobi and jin i also love you very much

jk: ohmygod joon loosing his mind again

that is NOT what they said

joon come back to us

fight this namjoon fight it

hobi: fighting by bss

yoongi: who fighting?

jimin: joon and his crippling coke addiction

coke winning

namjoon: can we not

tae: i’ll laugh when you overdose

y/n: exo core

namjoon: i just helped you what is ur issue??

jin: do you notice how yoongi appeared again when the word fighting was said????

we NEED to have this man locked up i’m telling you

yoongi: i’ll have you sectioned

jin: WHAT THE FUCK?????

NAMJOON TELL HIM TO TAKE THAT BACK

namjoon: yoongi take that back

please

yoongi: i take it back

jin: good

yoongi: not

jk: yikes jin he got you

yoongi ur really cool

yoongi: shut up

jk: sorry 😆

y/n: stop being mean

yoongi: cant help it :3

tae: who wants to see me split a watermelon with one hand

jk: ME ME

OHMYGOD ME I DO I DO

I WANT TO SEE

PLEASE SHOW ME PLEASE BEOFRE I PASSED OUT PLEASE

PICK ME TAE I WANT TO SEE ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME

hobi: tae how is ur financial situation these days

tae: kill yourself

hobi: ok wtf???

i was just asking

tae: jungkook im sorry but no broken watermelon today blame hoseok

jk: hobi what the hell man i was really looking forward to the broken watermelon

y/n: i heard tae filed for bankruptcy

tae: NOT TRUE

jimin: i heard he lives in a cardboard box

tae: SHUT UP I DONT

jk: tae omg……… 😧

is this true

tae: NO OBVIOUSLY NOT

YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY

AND I ORDERED US FOOD

jk: pls dont shout at me

i’m trying to remember if your house was a cardboard box or not

jimin: (it was)

tae: NAMJOON

namjoon: guys

jimin: ur no fun

y/n: sorry 😔

tae: yeah

you guys better be sorry

stupid idiots

jimin: shut up broke boy

namjoon: jimin please

jimin: whatEVER

tae: namjoon i don’t say this a lot because normally it wouldn’t be true but man i love you

guys i think me and namjoon were married in our past lives

cuz like were so in tune with each other

like he just gets me

i get him

i believe in every life we find each other

like we get married in every single life except this one

namjoon: no offence but in every life i would find you and divorce you if that were true

tae: oh

y/n: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yoongi: lol

jimin: no i see it the crack addict and the broke bitch love story

tae: at least someone gets it

nvm

should of read the whole message first

u guys are just closed minded

im telling you me an namjoon are like super alike someone thought i was him yesterday and he was so real and right for that

jk: i thought you said that guy that called you rm in the park yesterday was a racist not real or right

tae: jungkook

jk: yeah ^0^

tae: stop talking rn

jk: okay😵

hobi: cocaine is like really expensive how would tae and joon work out

tae wont be able to help feed into joons addiction

y/n: why do you know that cocaine is expensive

hobi: i know a lot of things that just happenes to be one of them

jimin: if you think about it when have you ever seen a crackhead be like nah im not gonna have crack today

they make that shit happen no matter what

and i think thats what attracts tae and joon together

like joon will do anything and everything to get his fix and tae would do anything and everything to have a place to sleep so their hardworking nature is what leads them to love

yeah

jin: ok !!!!!!

jimin i think you need a hobby or something

that was…. a lot

yoongi: shut up

jin: WHAT DID I DO???? AM I WRONG OR DID YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY JIMINS MINI FANFIC LIKE?????????

yoongi: i’ll punch you

jin: and i believe that!

shutting up #now

hobi: i wish i was mark lee rn

he probably doing something really canadian as we speak

jk: like what?

hobi: idk being nice

jimin: you called me ugly five minutes ago

you could never be mark lee

hobi: that literally wasn’t me i have no idea what ur talking about sorry i’m actually mark lee rn so i fr don’t know what ur talking about dude sorry dude i have to go on stage and dance with nct 127 now and then i have vocal practice with nct dream right after so i’m sorry dude i like have zero idea what ur talking about like actually like a sticker 2 baddies beatbox

me as mark lee and scene

jk: 10/10 really believable idk mark lee but i really though you were him for a second

y/n: great performance thought mark was here fr almost kissed you passionately on the mouth

yoongi: what

hobi: thank u thank u

you can still kiss me tho haha lol as mark or not idm

y/n: ok omg come here!!!

hobi: FR?????

y/n: no !!!!!!

but i did imagine us kissing like last week for like five seconds

hobi: yesssss 🙌 😝

a win is a win

yoongi: its not a win

she threw up at the thought

y/n: no i didn’t

yoongi: yes you did

you told me

y/n: i DID’NT

stop trying to gaslight me

it wont work

tae: have you imagined me naked

jimin: liked it better when you weren’t talking

tae: i liked it when YOU weren’t talking

jimin: shut the fuck up

jin: how about you both shut the fuck up

jimin: now why are YOU talking again

yoongi beat the shit out of him

yoongi: nah dont want to

the thought of his face isn’t pissing me off anymore

jin: thank you <3

yoongi: i could punch hoseok tho

hobi: no thank you ???

y/n: yoongi has a framed picture of all of us on his bedside table that he hides whenever you all come over in case you find it

he also has each one of our debut photocards in a small little binder in his studio in a little safe

yoongi: not true bye

yoongi left “BTW☠️😂”

y/n added yoongi to “BTW☠️😂”

y/n: very true very real seen them with my very two eyes

yoongi: you wear glasses

that you don’t actually wear

so who knows what u be seeing

that is NOT true

y/n: i wear glasses to READ and you know that

so shut up

guys yoongi would punch none of you because he loves you very much ok? 😍💖💯

tae: yoongi do you kiss our picture goodnight be honest

yoongi: fuck off actually

namjoon: thats very sweet yoongi

we love you too

jin: i DON’T

i fear my life when i’m around yoongi picture by his bed or not

i’m shaking in my boots i’m scared

yoongi: pussy

jin: i’m telling you ever since he broke that poor woozi guys nose i have not looked at him the same

y/n: ok but that was a mistake right yoongi

yoongi: ?

y/n: it was

and besides has yoongi broken your nose?

jin: no but it’s coming

i know it

yoongi: true

jk: i feel safe around yoongi

yoongi: you shouldn’t

jk: because he hasn’t broken my nose

but jimin did punch me once

jimin: dont bring up my past

hobi: if we think about it jimin should be locked up

jungkook you can press charges you know?

jimin: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT ME AND WHAT I’VE DONE

like we were talking about how yoongi actually love us

lets get back to that

yoongi: jimin should be put behind bars

jimin: yoongi loves us

yoongi: jimin is a bully

jimin: YOONGI LOVES US

tae: i love you back yoongi

yoongi: kill yourself

jimin is a literal bully like actually

jimin: and ur a fake one cuz u love us

jk: jimin you are bully

yoongi: ur right jungkook

you are so right

jimin: jungkook yoongi loves you

that’s why he’s agreeing with you

jk: i love you too yoongi ^0^

yoongi: jungkook jimin is bullying you

has been since you were 16

jk: ohmygod……..

jimin: jungkook yoongi has a photocard of you that he’s probably decorated and everything just cuz he cares so deeply about you

jk: he does????????

namjoon: ok both of you stop

jimin you ARE a bully

and yoongi its ok that you actually like us you should stop pretending you don’t

jimin: I AM NO BULLY

yoongi: i like not one of u 😒

namjoon: yeah ok

jk: GUYS OHMUGOD

tae DOES LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX I REMEMBER NOW 🤯🤯😨

tae left “BTW☠️😂”

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think of this as a flash back/ forward idk of the good happy times ok? ok thank u >_<

sorry for the shit ending i just really like the first part and wanted to post

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PEACE AND LOVE 😁💗

8 participants - 8 online

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jk: guys i’m lost ☹️

jimin: like emotionally??

tae: or sexually?

jk: woah um

idk anymore

jin: probably psychologically

yoongi: what’s new?

namjoon: jungkook you are in your kitchen

y/n: can confirm he is in the kitchen.

yoongi: loser

jin: what’s with the punctuation lmao

jk: woah i am in our kitchen

how did i get here

good morning guys ^0^

jin: it’s 7pm?

y/n: he’s hungover.

jk: yeah T-T

jimin: not surprised drank jin’s body weight in alcohol yesterday

jk: there was a lot going on :((

yoongi: so you result to alcoholism?

namjoon: it’s better than resulting to violence!!!

y/n: hoseok can’t relate.

hobi: i said i’m sorry 😓

jin: jimin i’ve thought about it and i really think you’re projecting when it comes to this weight thing

jimin: project a vegetable

jin: project a cure for the body issues you CEARLY have

namjoon: guys

jk: ants playing ddr in my head rn

i’m so upset

also how do i take about a loan?

i want a loan

namjoon: jungkook you do not need a loan

jk: ok

i’m sorry

namjoon: jungkook you better not be crying right now

jk: i’m not crying

y/n: he is crying

but that is not important rn.

can we talk about yesterday because what the fuck?

tae: YESSS i’ve been waiting for this

whoever wants the video of hobi punching the shit out of jaehyun you have to me pay at least 4k

namjoon: what is wrong with you

tae: if you want it with sound i have to charge extra

tae changed the gc name to “HOBI GOT HANDS”

y/n: not funny.

namjoon: taehyung please

jin: can’t believe hobi fr punched him

yoongi: i can

hobi: y/n you still mad??

jin: she’s using punctuation

she’s furious ☠️

jimin: sHe’S fUrIoUs 🤓☝🏼

who tf says that

jin: OHMYGOD GET OF MY DICK FOR ONE SECOND I’M BEGGING

jimin: sHe’S fUrIoUs 🤓☝🏼

tae: is she fast too lmao

y/n: shut the fuck up taehyung

tae: okay!

y/n: my boyfriend is fine btw

if any of you actually care

yoongi: don’t

hobi: i’m sorry

y/n: you laughed after you made him bleed

yoongi: didn’t you laugh too lol??

y/n: OKAY I DID A LITTLE

but that’s before i realised hoseok hit him for real

jin: you can hit someone for fake?

tae: you can watch her smile fall after the second punch in the video it’s really funny actually!!!!!!!

y/n: didnt i tell you to shut the fuck up?

tae: you did

i’m sorry

shutting up

like rn ong 🙏🏼

🤐

jin: ?

jimin: it means on god

jin: stop talking to me

jimin: sorry just making sure you got it

slang sure has changed since 1781!!!

jin: 1781????????

jk: omg that’s that one hamilton song

hobi: there is no hamilton song called 1781

jimin: are we talking about the 1975

tae: the what

hobi: aren’t they white?

tae: they????

jimin: HAMILTONS WHITE????

yoongi: the real one is

jimin: there’s a fake hamilton??

tae: hamilton a they/them?

namjoon: you can’t say that

y/n: why are we talking about hamilton?

tae: why can’t i say that?

am i pissing off the feminists? ☠️☠️☠️

namjoon: this has nothing to do with feminism

jin: i’m a feminist

tae: did my they/them hamilton question offend you??

jin: tf does that even mean

jimin: born in 1066 doesn’t even know what pronouns are

jin: fuck you and ur proverbs

y/n: he literally said pronouns

tae: i’m a prosexhaver

yoongi: you have stds

hobi: personally i would like to shoot taehyung

jk: sex haver????

jin: virgin

y/n: he makes me sick

jimin: oh i HATE him

namjoon: deep breaths

tae: ???

wtf

why did you all just turn on me like that?

guys are you jealous of my sex having abilities?

everyone be honest now

y/n: you clearly don’t know what shutting the fuck up includes

tae: ok i’m sorry

never speaking again starting in like

an hour

i promise

y/n: how about now

tae: 30 mins?

y/n: kys

tae: stop flirting omg 🤭

yoongi: idiot

jk: WAIT OMG?

HOBI FR PUNCHED JAEHYUN??/! ö

jin: you were literally there??

jk: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DREAM

OHMYGOD

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEHEHE

OMG HOBI THATS CRAZY

UR CRAZY

hobi: i’m not crazy

jimin: like crazy

y/n: you think it’s funny??

jk: NO

absolutely not wtf

????????

hoseok why would you do that?

that’s so messed up

shame on you really

shame on you

jimin: ur pathetic actually

namjoon: anyways hobi it was wrong of you to result to violence just because you were jealous

please apologise

y/n please accept his apology you know hobi wouldn’t never want to upset you on purpose he loves and cares for you deeply

kiss and make up guys

you don’t want to fuck up our group dynamic do you???

no?

didn’t think so!!

wow would you look at that we are all friends again

smooth like butter 🧈 💛

dynamite 🧨

borahae in this bangtan shit for life 💜💜

y/n: kys

jk: KISS???????????

jin: hobi was jealous?

hobi: NO?????????

yoongi: interesting

jimin: yeah that’s crazy

hobi: I WASN’T I SWEAR

namjoon: you weren’t???

my fault

hobi: yeah your fault

maybe ur just projecting lol

jimin: yeah calling bullshit

if you didn’t punch him out of jealously

what did you punch him for???

tae: it’s cuz he was like feeling her up right in front of our faces right??

have he no respect?

jk: respect no he have?

tae: stop

jk: sorry

tae: actually nvm you were agreeing with me

agree some more

jk: i agree some more

tae: see?

jk: see??

tae: what a nasty pervert freak of a man

namjoon: look in a mirror

jimin: that’s crazy because i wasn’t talking you

tae: right joon shut the hell up

jk: zip it

jimin: you as in YOU taehyung and jungkook

i was talking to hobi not you guys

jk: oh

tae: we talk for hobi

hobi: no you don’t

tae: we ARE hobi

jk: i’m not hobi

or am i?????

ohmgod am i???

yoongi: ur all so annoying

y/n: ok hoseok wasn’t jealous are you stupid??

why would he be jealous?????

hobi: right!

i was drunk

jin: i swear you didn’t drink last night??

hobi: ur not helping?

jimin: i’m telling you it’s bullshit

tae: ok now let’s talk about how that was coolest thing hobi’s ever done in his life should of tagged me in fr fr

i would of gone crazy no joke 💯💯

we would of got him so bad hobi

#dreamteam 😍

namjoon: taehyung

tae: what?

i’m just saying

y/n: say one more thing

tae: i’m sorry

sorry

SORRY 😢

jimin: so the plot thickens!!

hobi: there is not plot

there is no jealousy

jin: ok why did you punch him then

hobi: i was drunk i said that already

jin: you DIDN’T drink

guys why is he lying to us

do you not trust us???

come on step into my office hoseok

open up to daddy jin

y/n: ew???

jin: ew?

y/n: that’s what i said

jin: but in spainnnnnn

y/n: stop

jin: 🫰🏻

yoongi: hobi do you want to fuck y/n?

hobi: what

yoongi: answer the question

y/n: yoongi wtf???

namjoon: yoongi please

jk: DO NOT ANSWER DO NOT ANSWER DO NOT ANSWER

hobi: i’m not answering that wtf

jimin: i think we all know his answer anyways

yoongi: yeah

but i want him to say it

tae: waitttt kinky

say it hoseok 😋😋😋

namjoon: can we not rn…

jimin: tae you definitely need to add him to ur stupid little group chat

tae: ummmm

it’s not stupid it’s real actually

jk: real men only!!!

tae: hobi are you a real man?

hobi: what

tae: are you real??

hobi: yeah

jk: say it

hobi: say what?

tae: i’m real

hobi: i’m real?

tae: REAL UGLY

HAHAHA

jk: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

hobi: u guys are so unfunny it hurts

tae: got you lolz

namjoon: taehyung stop talking

tae: forgive me? 🥺

hobi tried to come for what we stand for

hobi: i literally didn’t???

it was jimin

jin: hey wait what group chat??

let me in what the hell

yoongi: no

jin: ur in the gc too??

yoongi: am i?

jk: he is

tae me joon and yoongi 💓

namjoon: can you stfu.

jin: EVEN JOON??????

let me in or ur all going to hell

y/n: yeah me too wtf??

tae: jin

between me and you

your invite may arrive soon

i’ve seen your eyes wondering as of late

jin: ????

what

yeah ok nvm!

i think i’ll live not being in ur gc

and if this is about what i think it’s about

count me out

jk: aw man :/

tae: wow so many haters in this life

you’ll regret this

you’ll be begging on ur knees to join real soon

y/n: WHAT ABOUT ME HELLO????

jk: hiiiiiii ^_^

y/n: ykw nvm idc

yoongi: you do

y/n: not

yoongi: yeah ok :3

namjoon: there is no group chat

jk: ??? yes there is don’t be silly joon 😂😂

namjoon: OHMYGOD LEARN HOW TO TAKE A FUCKING HINT

can we move on

wtf why am i asking you guys

i’m the leader

we are moving on.

y/n: THIS IS SEGREGATION

jk: ohmygod is this a race thing???

namjoon not again

jimin: LMFAOOOSJDJJK

y/n: i mean i was talking about gender

but this could be a race thing

is this a race thing????

jk: OHMYGOD NAMJOON UR A SEXIST TOO????

i thought that was just jimin

jin: no ur right

jk: oh ok!

jimin: can you stop

i’m NOT a sexist ok

but hobi DID punch jaehyun

hobi: wtf is ur problem

jimin: sorry i needed to put everyone back on track xx

hobi: there is no track

jimin: no there is a track and i put everyone back on it

jk: train track

yoongi: lay on one?

tae: LAYOVER YES

i know that album

it’s really good

indigo flopped

namjoon: shut up shut up shut up shut up

tae: so like gf wyd rn? *kicks feet giggles*

yoongi kicked tae out of “HOBI GOT HANDS!!”

yoongi: not sorry

jk: it’s ok i forgive you

yoongi: shut up

jk: ok

y/n: he told me we should go on a break…

jk: i had a break on my bike once

then it broke

so i had a breakless bike

and i couldn’t brake

so to stop i would just pedal into walls

my bike to this day has no breaks it makes me sad

namjoon: jungkook please just get a new bike

and y/n i’m sorry to hear about your break

jk: ok >.<

y/n: thanks ig

namjoon: wait

??????

break

ur on break

with jaehyun?

y/n: no i’m on a break with fucking usher

jin: A BREAK?????????????

jimin: WOAH WAIT HOLD ON

yoongi: is he fucking stupid???

jk: USHER???

hobi: no jungkook she’s talking about jaehyun

jk: oh

hobi: jaehyun

nct jaehyun your friend jaehyun.

jk: OHMYGOD WAIT WHAT WHATWHENDHDHDJDJD WHAT OHMYGOF OHMSYSH DKEJEJDJG SISHDJXMISSHENDODJDIDUSJEJFJDKDKFNDBDNDMDNDFNFNFNFMMF

jk added tae to “HOBI GOT HANDS!!”

jk: LOOK

tae: hey guys u missed me 😁?

jk: LOOK

tae: looking

jk: LOOKSKKSKSKDKDKDDKK

tae: holy shit

y/n are you ok??

jimin: THIS IS INSANE

y/n: yeah fuck him and fuck his break

yoongi: i’ll break his neck

jin: jungkook get ur friend

jk: JSNDNDNNDJJDJDFJNDJDJDJDJD ahshshxhdnxndnxnd JAJSHDBSBDBXBXNXNXJXJXJZHHXHXBSHSHSHXHZJZJXJXJXJJXJXJJDD SHSNDNDNDNDNXNDJJDXJXJXJX DHXJDJDNDNDNXXNZN

tae: woah

hobi: but are you like actually ok???

y/n: never been better

namjoon: no fr it’s ok if you’re upset

y/n: i’m not upset

jimin: wow

so like

wow

idk how to comfort people namjoon say something

namjoon: there there?

jin: chin up!!!!!

jk: I AM ALSO SINGLE THIS IS SUCH A COINCIDENCE LIKE WE ARE BOTH SINGLE AT THE SAME TIME WOW LIKE YEAH UR ON A HREAK BUT UR BASICALLY SINGLE THATS REALLY CRAZY LIKE HAHA LOL WE ARE SINGLE LOOK AT US TWO SINGLE PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO LIVE TOGETHER MAYBE WE SHOULD IDK LIKE HEHEH JSJSJJSJDJ

yoongi: when are we jumping him??

i can leave now

y/n: shut up

yoongi: you coming over?

y/n: no?

yoongi: boo

y/n: i’m going to hobi’s

hobi: you are??

jimin: to fight or fuck??

y/n: shut up

jin: that’s crazy

hobi broke up a happy home

hobi: i’m genuinely so sorry

i didn’t mean to

y/n: wasn’t even ur fault don’t apologise

he was a acting weird for a while

wanted to live in denial but it’s whatever idc!!!!!!!

tae: you clearly do care and that’s ok

y/n: i DON’T

tae: y/n

y/n: taehyung

jimin: ew like why is taehyung being all serious i hate it

tae: cuz this is serious

y/n: it’s not

tae: it’s ok to be upset

y/n: i know and i’m NOT

tae: y/n

y/n: i’m not upset omg????

stop being weird i’m like so ok it’s crazy

jimin: like crazy lolz

jin: that is the second time you’ve made that joke and it was just as unfunny as it was the first time you said it

jimin: why are you keeping tabs on me and what i say get a LIFE

jin: you make me want to kms

jimin: do it

jin: namjoon get him before i get violent

namjoon: guys can you see we have bigger issues going on rn

be serious for once

y/n: i’m fine

there is no serious issue

i’m ok

no tears

no noting

i’m fine ok? ok

tae: y/n

y/n: tae stop

ykw ur pissing me off

ur all pissing me off

y/n left “HOBI GOT HANDS!!”

hobi: oh wow

jin: i didn’t even do anything fr

jimin: i blame tae

yoongi: jaehyun is a bitch

jk: do you think she’ll let me kiss her now?

namjoon: jungkook shut up

tae do NOT message her

and yoongi do not even THINK about leaving your house rn

i think we need to have a group meeting or something

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sorry this sucks i just needed a reason to get rid of jaehyun so we could move forward LMAO i’m sorry better things coming soon 😁🙏🏽

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DRUGGIES

8 participants - 8 online

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jk: be honest do you guys love me

cuz why did you let me do a song with central cee…

yoongi: wanted to laugh

y/n: you didn’t even tell me

hobi: i actually begged you not to if i remember correctly!

jimin: what is central cee??

jin: what are we taking about

tae: when he said “im not a her father” it really resonated with me cuz i’m also not her father

y/n: who is her?

hobi: the block b song?

jk: wish i was her

jimin: central cee?? do i know central cee?? is this like jack hammer’s cousin or something

jin: tf is jack hammer?

yoongi: jack harlow

y/n: jack and jill something about a hill

jin: what is actually going on

hobi: too much!!!!

jk: did you like the song tho

yoongi: no!

jk: minus jack harlow

y/n: you did another song with jack harlow??

jk: i mean central cee

hobi: celery

jimin: TF IS A CENTRAL CEE??????

jin: wow i’m loosing my mind

jin added namjoon to “DRUGGIES”

tae: that’s not namjoons number

jin: yes it is

tae: omg wait

why do have two namjoons in my contacts??

jin: idk tf

leave me alone

namjoon: i am done interacting with you guys outside of work hours

jimin: do you know central cee namjoon?

hobi: we have work hours?

tae: why do i actually have 2 namjoons

i’m freaking out

do you have a twin joon?????

namjoon: no

tae: ok but why do i have two of you then??

explain that

i bet you can’t

namjoon: stop talking to me

now.

y/n: now.

hobi: that was so alpha x reader of you joonie

yoongi: x reader?

tae: alpha???

jk: namjoon has a twin?

jin: ew

someone kill it

tae: should i add the twin to the gc?

y/n: no

jk: yesssss!!!

tae added Bang PD to “DRUGGIES”

jimin: oh

tae: hello namjoons twin!!

quick question when we had that threesome did you happen to feel anything??

namjoom: OH MY GOD???

namjoon changed the gc name to “bts💜”

tae: just want to know if that twin telepathy stuff is real

hobi: do you even know what telepathy is?

tae: yeah

jimin: i highly doubt that actually!

tae: come on joon number 2 you can tell me!!!

bang pd: Wow Taehyung and Namjoon have had a threesome together?

That is what you guys do on your days off?

namjoon: HES JOKING sir lol!!

i am so sorry idk why he even said that

tae: sir lmao??????

don’t tell me ur the younger twin 😭

yoongi: wow he’s dumb as fuck

y/n: ??omg

mr bang!!!!!!!!

bff what are you doing here???

tae: what?

Bang PD: Y/n ☺️!!!

I actually have no idea it seems Taehyung has added me in here under the impression i am Namjoons twin?

tae: oh my god…….

OH MY GOD….

OH MY GOD

jin: yeah

Bang PD: It’s ok i can leave if you would like me too.

y/n: don’t be silly you can stay!!!!!!!

namjoon: sir don’t worry you can stay! we don’t really talk much here anyways

jk: yes we do

why is he lying

namjoon: no we don’t

jk: ???????

we talk here everyday

basically every hour

omg just like my song

every hour

every minute

every second

hehhehehe

jimin: yk jk can’t take a hint

idk why ur trying namjoon

namjoon: so how was your day sir?

Bang PD: It was good thanks for asking!

How was yours?

namjoon: busy as usual!

jk: why is he lying again

he was at our house

wasn’t he y/n??

he didn’t even do anything

he just sat there…

Bang PD: Oh?

namjoon: HA HA HA WOW JUNGKOOK UR SO FUNNY

wow classic jungkook!!!

don’t be silly you know i was in the studio working on the song coming out soon ha ha lol

jimin: i’m telling you he’s not gonna get it…

jk: is namjoon ok?

why is he acting strange

and lying

bet it’s the coke 😭

y/n: LMAO

not funny

Bang PD: Ha i hope that’s a joke jungkook😂

namjoon: IT IS

IT REALLY IS HA LOL

rigHT GUYs??????

hobi: HA HA HA JUNGKOOK UR SO FUNNY WOW UR HILARIOUS ACTUALLY WOW LOL

yoongi: ???

yeah

sooooo funny lol

jin: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

jimin: wow ur so silly jungkook!

tae: LOOOOOOOL

jk: i’m not joking

namjoon: you are

jk: i’m not :(

namjoon: i’m telling you

you are

jk: why

Bang PD: Sorry guys as much fun as it was talking to you all i must leave now.

I hope you all enjoy your weekend and don’t cause too much trouble haha

The leaked chats was enough drama for this year!!!

y/n: ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

leaving so soon

bye bff

namjoon: goodbye sir please take care of yourself and we will definitely keep out of troubles way haha

right guys???

tae: ig

jimin: ofc bye mr bang ☺️!

jin: yes no trouble for us !!

even thought it wasn’t even my fault LOL

bye mr bang💓

yoongi: yup 👍🏻

bye

hobi: no trouble no drama!! it was nice speaking to you!!!

jk: GOODBYE MR BANG 😆

Bang PD: and before i go y/n i hope you and Jaehyun are doing well ❤️

Bang PD left “bts💜”

yoongi: huh

jin: OHMYGOD??/?:£7.

namjoon: um

jimin: HELPPPPPPPCPFFOFOFOLFK

jk: NO SAY THIS IS FUCKING FAKE OHMUGOD

hobi: wait plot twist

tae: SHUT THE FUCK UP????????????????

y/n: wow um

that’s CRAZY wow

WHAT A FUCKING SNAKE BTW

but um

wow

i swear i can explain!

WOOOOW

ok maybe i can’t lol

wow

y/ns first time left speechless 😱

first time for everything hahahaha

ok that wasn’t funny

soooo like wooooowww that was crazy

why did tae have mr bang saved under joons name ??

he’s so silly am i right or am i right??

jk: i’m going to kill myself

tae: i’ve never fallen to my knees so hard before

yoongi: nct lame as hell

namjoon: so are you dating him or?????

jk: IS THIS WHY yOU HAVENT KISSED ME IN LIKE 4MONTHS?/£:&;&; OH MY GOD

IM GONNA YEHSNDCN XNDJCJJSKFJJDMDIXJCJVK

THERE IS ANOTHER MAN

IM GOJNA KMS

IOHMXUXUDICICJDNDJCJ

y/n: ok so basically

y/n left “bts💜”

jimin: she’s so real for that

hobi: feminism

jin: LWMSODOOFO

yoongi added y/n to “bts💜”

namjoon: let’s move on

yoongi: no wtf???

y/n: hi guys !!!😁😁😁😁😁

hobi: in my baggy baggy baggy baggy baggy baggy jeans

jimin: be honest was try again about you

hobi: pls remember my answer is you 😉

jin: thought she liked mark lee

tae: she liked me once

sighs

jk: sHE LIKED MEFIRST

yoongi: yeah now ur lying

jimin: ohmygod cat fight!!!!!!

namjoon: now is not the time guys

hobi: look at joon trying to be the voice of reason

we know you mad asf rn don’t pretend 😭

namjoon: shut the fuck up both of you

jin: i’m on y/ns side i support women’s rights and wrongs!!!!

y/n: I AM NOT IN THE WRONG

jin: yeah ok you go girl!!!!!

yoongi: u saying ur not in the wrong is crazy lmao

jimin: NOO CUZZ WHY THEY FR FIGHTING JIN HOBI ARE YOU SEEING THIS

hobi: LAMSKDKKDODNDJSKSJD

THIS IS CRAZYYY

jin: TEAM Y/N!!!!!!!!!!

namjoon: stop

hobi: yk what didn’t stop

y/n when she made jaehyun her boyfriend

jimin: LAMOSDODOODODODJ

jin: HELP ME OHMUGOFJDJDJXB

y/n: okay guys shut the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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okay LMAO this was clearly an unfinished work lmao but it was so silly not to post LIKE??? and this was obviously written right after too much came out and then i edited a little of it today but yeah still hope it was silly and cool enough for you all >\\\<

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안녕하세요, 여러분!

[Translation]: Hello, everyone!

Hah, this makes me shy lol. Please bare with me.

Anyways, welcome to the blog!

Recently, I’ve been overcome with this gut feeling that I should finally launch this blog. I’ve been writing for years now, but I’ve always been so shy with social media, expressing personal self, and showcasing writings. So, I never really had the courage to post.

But, as apart of my new years resolution, I will let it all go and express myself like how I wanted to within the last few years. I am excited, nervous, and slightly razzled by the fact that I’m really going through with this. But I am ready.

A little about what I intend to post:

This will primarily be a BTS blog. Though I love every member, the majority of my writings are y/n scenarios with Namjoon, Yoongi, or Jungkook. I have writings for everyone; however, i tend to feel more confident with my writings with the prior three boys.

I do write 18+ scenarios, so adults only!! My writings will also always be female x male, not because I am against pairings with other genders, but because that is what I am most used to writing and am more familiar with. Still, if you identify as any other, you are always welcome to read. I intend to keep this space as a strict respectful zone to all people.

Another disclaimer: I do not own BTS or anyone else I choose to incorporate in my writings. I write with them in interest as apart of a fictional story — as a face and personality that is unique to them (in real life and in a story) — but never to disrespect, alter, or manipulate to fit my or others standards. Their respect comes with the respect of anyone else.

Now for formatting, here is how I will organize my writings in post:

Title

[picture heading]

Summary: [2-4 sentences]

Theme/Tags: [EX: Highschool!AU, Non-Idol!AU, Yoongi x best friend’s sister!AU, etc.]

Rating/Disclaimer: [18+/A/Smut/S/Mature/M , Fluff/F, Angst, Romance, etc…]

Word Count: [x,xxx words]

Author’s Note: [me blabbling]

A little about me:

Hi!

You can call me Sae, if you’d like.

I am a double-major, third-year university student! I do take Korean there! It has been just about a year and a half since I started learning it, and I love it to the core. It is really such a beautiful language and culture, and I am so glad I went through with taking it. I could talk about it for hours!

As for BTS, I have been a fan since I was in 8th grade…so 2015-2016? My first ever bias was Taehyung…ofc lol. However, I have been a Yoongi bias since around 2017-ish. Bias wrecker? I bet you can’t guess…Namjoon and Jungkook. Unfortunately or fortunately (however you view it), BTS was the only group I was able to fully get into and know. I love and listen to other groups like TXT, EXO, ATEEZ, Red Velvet, TWICE, etc. But I never got fully into them to the extent I did BTS.

As for other fics or posts you might see around here, I am a hard-core weeb. So, you might see some anime character’s on here. However, with a recent off-the-bandwagon mishap since entering uni, it has been quite a while since I have even watched a show. I intend to get back into it. We will see where life takes me.

So, yeah! I hope you like what I end up posting! Feedback is always appreciated. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out!

Again, I do not tolerate hate, disrespect, or anything malicious on my blog. If I suspect or if it is outwardly posted that someone intends on coming after me or anyone else on this blog, you will be reported, blocked, and otherwise removed from my page. Please remember human decency and practice being kind to others!!

Other than that, happy holidays and happy new year! 휴일 잘 즐기고 새해 복 많이 받으세요!

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