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thekissesonkeisha · 17 days
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'Fucking love being a Master Loa babe : A VAULT
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Everytime I see ads on YouTube talking about
"5 Secret tips to earn 50K in a year that the government doesn't want you to know🤯"
or "DO these 16 things everyday to increase your business by 2.09%!!"
Or "Your ass is kinda flat🫤 inflate it with the new and improved butt lift with totally no side effects or precautions!!"
And "Want to get tiktok famous? Want clear skin? Want your crush to like you back? Like, share and comment under this video and follow us for fool proof tips that'll garuntee results in little under a year!!!"🤡🤡
I literally want to burst out laughing yall like honestly. Because I know I am a master manifester and I already have everything that I want. So all I have to do is decide it is mine for it to conform in less than an hour and it will🥱🥱
Like be so serious with me rn yall. You telling me. That the Master of loa life is basically just going shopping on pinterest for your new desires, making your boards (your basket) all nice and pretty, giving it and name and then affirming and visualising that everything in that board is already mine and that's it?? HELLO? And it doesn't even just have to be objects, it can be significant people? Face claims? Clear skin? body types? Power ideas?? Money?? Social media popularity?? AN ENTIRE PENTHOUSE? FUCK. OFF. STOP IT RN😭😭😭 Me 6 years ago could have never thought life could be this fucking easy and entertaining LMAO
it also makes me wonder if the government would have found some silly way to tax shifting/manifesting if they new how powerful it makes an individual LOL
But anyway, the point is I love being a Master at my shit cus ain't no way anyone would ever catch me clicking on a fishy ad about a 6 month money course that costs 200 an hour or some shit out of desperation or CHOICE☠️☠️ it kinda makes me pity the ones out side of this bomb ass community who are tied down by the everlasting and ongoing lies of logic and all that crap. But that's okay. Cus idc if you call me petty but if I had to gatekeep any information from stubborn closed minded people, then it would definitely be Law of Assumption. Not everyone is built for the easy life🧏🏾‍♀️
Side note💌! : Might make a part two to this because this was so fun I feel so hyped 🍊💭
@livingmydreamlife5555 @4ellieluv @theshifterbear @osculum-frombee
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ash-says · 7 days
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Hey Girl, Tired of Being Told to "Be Nice"? ‍
Forget the sugar and spice, it's time for some fire and ice! This ain't your mama's self-help blog. Here, we ditch the damsels in distress routine and learn to be the queens of our own damn castles.
Remember the following mantra's while interacting with this blog:
"Kill or get Killed."
"Be Pretty. Be Petty."
We're all about unleashing your inner boss babe and conquering your goals with a side of sass. Here's a taste of what you'll find on this hot mess of a blog:
1. You are your own saviour.
Survival 101
Tips for Dysfunctional Family Girlies Part 1
Tips for Dysfunctional Family Girlies Part 2
Saviour Complex Fever
Tried and tested Manipulation Techniques
2. Quit Being Basic, Get Iconic
Mini steps towards being independent
Devil may care- A guide on being unbothered
Tips on how to be Goody Two Shoes and Pure in the society's eyes
Be Bold. Be Shallow
Being Audacious
The vicious cycle of Needs, Wants and Demands
The Art of People-Pleasing and how to Fail at it
Corporate Tips
Things to be aware as a hopeless romantic
3. Mic Drop Talk
Tips to improve People Skills/ Being more Charismatic
Practicing Tact and Open mindedness
Listening techniques
Handling curiosity so the cat doesn't gets killed
Hush Hush Honey
4. Mind Over Matter
Cheating Anxiety With Me
Exercise and staying fit
How to tackle Fragmented Sleep/ Sleep disruptions
5. Siren School
Being in touch with your sensuality
How to feel sexy instead of cute
6. Opinion Time
Opinion Time 1
Opinion Time 2
Opinion Time 3
7. Random Motivation
Motivation 1
Motivation 2
Motivation 3
Motivation 4
Motivation 5
Motivation 6
Is that Britney Spears ,"Gimme more" playing in the background??
I know you'll be coming back for more like a moth to a flame.
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holybibly · 2 months
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First, hope you're doing well. I love you ♥
Second, you got me crazy with that request from another bunny about Yunho and Mingi fucking their father's wife. I can't get that out of my head. But you know what really makes me lose it? Seonghwa being that father and finding out what his beloved sons are doing to his pretty little toy— I mean... Wife. Pretty little wife.
How would he react to this? Would he punish them, let them fuck her too or even join them? If your requests are open, please, enlighten me.
I'm not much of an incest fan, but if you write it and you want to add it because you think it's hotter that way, go ahead.
Well, well, well, I see we have a naughty little bunny here.
So… I wouldn't say it's incest, as they're not actually fucking and all their attention is on the pretty little trophy wife. So fuck it, let's go for it.
Seonghwa and his beloved sons, Yunho and Mingi, are fucking a cute little wifey. I'm in, bunny.
I don't think Hwa would be surprised; honestly, he's petty, absolutely, but it's unlikely he'd get angry about it. He is not blind, and he saw everything that was going on around him very clearly. It may be that his business trip was not as necessary as you thought it was, but rather that he did it on purpose.
Seonghwa could even discuss this topic over dinner, and he would do it completely unexpectedly, tossing something in the style of "She's got a great little cunt, don't you think?" or "How many times did she cum before she started crying?" You would be in such a state of shock that all you could do was try to learn how to breathe again and not gasp for air with your mouth open like a fish tossed ashore.
Seonghwa would love to watch the boys ruin you. You are so small and fragile compared to them and they fuck you rough and hard, pulling your hair, spanking your ass and making you cry.
"If you act like a whore, you will be treated like a whore."
"Me cute little girl, ain't that what you wanted?"
"I think she would like to have both of her pretty holes full of your cum, boys, why don't you give it to her?"
He would definitely love that.
This is way too hot to give a short answer to, so stay tuned for more bunnies. Something hot and forbidden's coming.
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thisapplepielife · 5 days
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Written for the @steddiemicrofic May challenge.
A Room at the Top of the World Tonight
May Prompt: Top | Word Count: 510 | Rating: M | CW: Sex, But Not Very Explicit, Language | Tags: Eddie POV, Established Relationship, Long-Distance Relationship, Rockstar Eddie, Love, Just Love and Softness
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Scooting the soft, cushioned bench towards the window has its consequences, and Eddie learns them fast, as the movement jostles the hotel desk, and starts a chain reaction. The lamp comes unplugged from the wall, teetering, trying to hang on for dear life, but it's useless, and it crashes to the floor.
Leaving them in the dark.
Steve laughs, and Eddie says, "Well, shit."
"That'll cost you in a place like this," Steve says, but he reaches for Eddie as he says it, splaying his large hands along Eddie's bare sides, squeezing, and it'll be worth it. It's all worth it.
"I made at least a thousand bucks tonight, I can replace a lamp," Eddie teases, and Steve nuzzles his face against Eddie's neck. His stubble is rough, his five o'clock shadow having set in many, many hours ago by now.
It's late. It always is, after a show. 
And he's tired, but not too tired, because Steve is here tonight. Steve is here, and nothing else will ever matter more than that. Certainly not a broken lamp that he can afford to replace. Honestly, it's been a long time since he's been worried about what's in the bank. He's doing alright. 
He's doing way more than alright.
Because he's got a room at the top of the world tonight, made a thousand times better by Steve being in it.
Steve nudges Eddie forward until he falls onto his knees on the cushioned bench, his palms pressing into the windowpane, catching himself, smudging the glass, as he overlooks the city below.
"Look at where you are," Steve says, his voice in Eddie's ear, his head, his heart. 
And Eddie looks. Really looks.
At the lights. 
At the city.
And then he turns, and looks at Steve.
At Steve, always. The road keeps them apart, physically, at times. But he always feels the love. Knows it, deep in his bones. No questions. No worries. They're good. Solid. Built on a foundation so goddamn sturdy Eddie marvels at it sometimes.
At this thing he helped build. This relationship. This life.
This love.
Eddie knows he can reach out with his heart, and feel Steve's heart sending all that love right back.
So much love.
Steve smiles, and then does some maneuvering, some manhandling, until he has Eddie onto his ass on the seat, facing the window, Eddie's knees pressed against it.
And then Steve crawls on his lap.
"You keep looking," Steve says, and Eddie looks, as Steve touches him, holds him, takes him inside.
Loves him.
And it's a pretty view. But it's not the prettiest one in the room, and Eddie pulls back enough to meet Steve's eyes, looking deep in the eyes of love. 
"I love you," Steve says, up close. Grinding his hips down, slow, in no rush.
"And I love you so," Eddie answers, fingers pressed into Steve's back, into his skin, damp with sweat. It's perfect. It's always perfect, this high he gets, up here, on the precipice.
At the top. 
Where he ain't comin' down.
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If you want to write your own, or see more entries for this challenge, pop on over to @steddiemicrofic and follow along with the fun! ❤️
Inspired by this song by Tom Petty:
Which I listened to 17 times in a row. So, apparently it takes me nearly an hour and a half to write 510 words. I'm nothing but efficient, yo.
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stressed-cryptid · 3 months
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Need help finding this fic!
So around new years I read this post about some of the jjk men/boys where it's like you're at a new years party and, idk if it's like you're in a situationship or whatever, but the deal is that it's getting close to midnight and they see that you're about to have you're new years kiss with someone else. I'm pretty sure some of them try to play it off and act like it doesn't affect them, but they (obviously) get jealous and come to interrupt and be your midnight kiss. I remember choso and sukuna were definitely in the post. Nanami too I think.
Something else I remember is that in Choso's section, it specifically mentions him being butthurt (on the verge of tears I believe?).
Sukuna's section I'm pretty sure is his classic "you want me to be yours? Fine then, I'll do it"; acts like he's doing it begrudgingly but wanted to kiss you too.
Nanami's section may have been short, simply saying stuff along the lines of "yall ain't petty like that, and we're each other's first choice in new years kiss" but I may be hallucinating that and making it up in my head.
Any help finding the post is appreciated <3.
Edit: Post found > "Their reaction when you're kissing another man" by chosok-amo
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99pluto · 7 months
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'*•.¸♡ Passenger princess♡¸.•*'
Pairing: Jihoon/Woozi x reader
Tags: smut, OS, wrote this because i did a swipe game on tiktok, unedited, boyfriend!Jihoon
Word count: 2.5k
a/n: This ain't good, but Jihoon is a passenger princess tsundere, whom i am never forgiving for being a fake cutie patootie how the f is he so hot ???? Anyways stream Seventeenth Heaven, i'm obsessed with Monster.
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-"Come on Hoon, i see your friends more than you do, Soonyoung was so excited when I told him we were going.
Your boyfriend just grunts as an answer to your statement. He’s nested himself in the comfortable passenger seat of your BMW M8. The music of your playlist softly playing in the background while you drive in the city by night makes you forget your long day, you just love to drive and your boyfriend doesn’t, you’re basically the perfect match.
-I’m busy working, he mumbles.
-Yeah so am I babe, but I happen to find the time to like, live you know.
He grumbles something inaudible, and you peak at him, he’s wearing a big hoodie but his arms and chest make it look like a regular sized hoodie. He looks damn hot without even trying, he catches you glancing and shoots you one of those smiles, he knows. You swallow back the need to sit on his lap and kiss him passionately while having your hands in his hair, you can’t remember how long it has been since the two of you had plans outside, and indeed, Jihoon had been so busy with work and so did you, you feel like you haven’t had a date in ages.
Before he says anything, you glance back at him and state:
-You’re hot.
He still has that petty smile on his face, and you want to erase it one way or another.
-You’re cute.
His answer shoots some anger in your veins. Cute ? You were wearing the smallest black dress you had found in your closet, your ass was in direct contact with the seat, you looked smoking hot, your boobs and collarbones out, but he said “cute”. Yeah, that was Jihoon, a fucking tease.
You tighten your grip on the steering wheel and press on the gas pedal.
Jihoon holds the door for you to enter the restaurant, you approach the biggest table with fourteen seats. A few whistles greet you.
-Damn [Y/N], leave some for others.
You sit next to Mingyu who complimented you with the sweetest smile, Jihoon sits in front of you, next to Joshua.
-You’re bringing the most beautiful lady of the city to the restaurant and that’s how you show up Jihoon ? Asks Joshua.
Jihoon looks at you with a mysterious glint in his eyes.
-Yeah.
-You’re strong soldier.
-Y’all overdoing it guys, you chuckle.
And the twelve men start speaking all together, arguing in an angry noise that you’re wrong.
You did want to be pretty and hot for your man because you were going out, but you didn’t expect to be the center of the attention for so long and to the whole group.
Luckily the waiter interrupted all of it so you would all order drinks. You ask for sparkling water with a slice of lemon.
-You’re not having some champagne with us [Y/N] ? Asks Mingyu.
Jihoon’s soft voice raises.
-She’s driving.
Mingyu looks at you and you give him a small smile before pointing at your boyfriend.
-Passenger princess.
-As if you’d let me touch your BM-
-Never.
He scoffs, satisfied with your answer, knowing he was right.
There is some tension between you two, you can’t figure out what Jihoon is thinking since your brief conversation in the car.
Mingyu’s arm sits lazily on top of your chair while you sip your water and chat with Joshua and him.
-Hey what’s your perfume ? Is it a new one ? Asks the tall guy next to you, he’s close and towering you although he’s sitting, the height gap is still huge.
-Yeah I bought it last week, Zadig & Voltaire, I thought it was a refreshing smell.
-It is, it really suits you.
He gives you a genuine smile and you feel yourself blush a bit.
-You really are gorgeous tonight [Y/N], if I had known I would have dressed a bit better because you really make us look like fools, compliments Joshua with his chin on his hand.
-Stop it guys you’re going to make me blush, plus you’re talking nonsense, you could dress with a trash bag and still be the hottest guys alive. One day you guys will admit you’re a handsome only group of friends.
Joshua and Mingyu laugh and Mingyu answers.
-Yeah that’s why you fit right in.
You catch the way Jihoon finishes his glass of champagne without his eyes leaving you.
-What’s up with you guys, I’ve never seen you being such flirts.
-Come on, if it’s not us, Jihoon must be telling you all of those things.
You glance back at your boyfriend who looks up at Mingyu.
-By the way, any update on your part Mingyu ? I need to check with Seungcheol too but I’m missing your lyrics for the hip hop unit.
-Ah yeah, I’m nearly done, I’ll send them to you tomorrow, we can soon start recording, I just need to check a few things with Wonwoo.
Jihoon nods and crosses his huge ass arms, you can’t help but stare. He rolled his sleeves and your eyes are glued to his big muscled arms. Your mind goes blank and your thigh press together at the thought of his delicate hands around your throat while he-
You grab Mingyu’s glass and drink half of it at once.
-I need to go to the bathroom.
You stand up quickly without letting anyone time to answer.
You sigh while washing your hands, you were so excited about being with all the boys and your boyfriend tonight but something about the vibe was off for you. Was it Jihoon’s answer to you in the car ? The way he was painfully silent after that ? Were you just being horny and overthinking all of that ? Who knows.
You made your way back to the table and Soonyoung had stolen your seat to talk with Jihoon, he was his usual self, all hype and happy to see his favourite friend. Since your seat was taken, you joined the other part of the group, seating with Seokmin, Junhui and Seungcheol.
Minghao popped his head and just blankly stated the brand of your dress, you nod to him and he give you a wink with a smile.
-My girl got the greatest taste in fashion.
You smile and wink back at him raising Soonyoung’s empty glass to him.
You chat a bit with Junhui and you join Seungcheol’s laughter when Seokmin tells you about some weird encounter on his way to the restaurant. The waiter then comes back for you to order your food and a few minutes later you join your original seat to eat.
Hansol, Joshua, Jihoon and Mingyu are talking about work as you lazily look at your boyfriend being the most talkative he’s been ever since you left the car. Chewing on your pastas you watch Jihoon lean over the table mid-sentence, wipe the pesto off the corner of your lips with his thumb before licking it and continuing what he was saying.
You’re used to this kind of behaviour, sometimes he seems cold but actually he’s caring. He gives you a small wink when Hansol answers him and he smiles at your confused look.
The rest of the dinner goes well, Joshua and Mingyu seem in a hell of a flirty mood and you laugh a lot due to alcohol being heavily involved for them. You’re surprised Jihoon hasn’t said anything about his friends’ behaviour at this point, although they’re his closest friends they’re being heavy on the open flirting literally in front of your boyfriend. After an hour you stopped being caught off guard and you just play along and laugh about it.
-No cuz Jihoon’s so obsessed with masterpieces he had his girl to be one like, is this a kink ? Mingyu asks Joshua.
-I mean man got taste, thanks god he’s working with us.
Joshua uses a serious tone which makes you chuckle.
-Cheers to that.
And that’s how Joshua and Mingyu finish another glass while you’re now laughing, they’re cute and you’re finally having a great time.
-Guys, it was great seeing you again, thanks for tonight, but it’s getting pretty late and [Y/N] is working tomorrow, I’ll see you on Thursday at the studio and tomorrow at the meeting.
Jihoon spoke while slowly getting up. You furrow your brows as you look at him and sigh while the boys complain that it’s too early and they’ve only had seven bottles.
-[Y/N] come on say something you can’t be already leaving !
You shrug and answer Soonyoung.
-Passenger princess here isn’t wrong though.
More complains rise from the table but you’re already gathering your things, you had a good night but you’re still a bit upset with your boyfriend being weird. Mingyu squeezes your forearm and tells you to message the groupchat once safe at home. You smile at him and gives him a peck on the cheek, he returns your smile and you wave goodbye at everyone while two other bottles of alcohol arrive at the table.
Jihoon stops in front of the door and turns to you, he grabs the belt of your coat and closes it, securing your body in the garment. He looks up to meet your eyes and speaks softly.
-It’s gotten real cold, come on.
And he opens the door for you.
You blankly stare at the road, not really knowing what’s going on with Jihoon, so after five minute into a silent drive you give him a quick glance.
-What is it?
His elbow against the passenger’s door and his chin resting on his fist he turns his gaze to you.
-What ?
-What’s with you tonight ? Did you really don’t want to meet them ?
You pause.
-At some point I thought you were enjoying yourself, why are you being weird ?
He just stares at you, you can feel his gaze from the corner of your eye.  After a few seconds you turn your head to see his face.
-What ?
You’re completely lost.
-You’re asking me what is going on ?
He seems serious, you nod.
-Yeah…
He sighs.
-[Y/N] you dragged me out of home looking like the tastiest snack ever without even giving me the chance to taste that snack and I had to try and not fuck you in your car in front of that restaurant.
Your foot unconsciously lifts from the gas pedal as you hear him speak.
-You should have.
You finally say when stopping at a traffic light, then turn your face to look at him.
-Fuck I can’t with you anymore.
He gently pulls your face closer and gives you the slowest yet sloppiest kiss ever. You feel that familiar heat between your thighs and notice the light is green once he breaks the kiss.
You giggle and bite your lips. He was upset because he was horny all this time ? The same glint in his eyes, he stares at you and hums in frustration while grabbing your thigh and squeezing it. This enables you to press a bit more on the gas pedal.
Once your car parked and the garage closed, Jihoon storms out of the car and joins you, desperately throwing himself at you and your lips, you moan in his embrace and feel his hard cock through his jeans against your hips.
-How the fuck did you think that dress was a good idea.
It’s not even a question, he’s out of breath and speaking fast not to break contact with your lips and tongue for too long. Your hands grasping his hair you lean your back against the car behind you and lift your right leg against his hip.
-I was hoping you’d like it, you whisper while he’s busy making out with your neck.
He grabs you by the hand and makes you sit on the black hood of your BMW.
-You’re a witch.
You grab his hair as he leans on his forearms, lifting your dress over your hips, he kisses your cunt through your humid underwear.
-Spell it with your tongue.
He swiftly pushes your panties to the side and does as you requested. His warm tongue feels so good against you and a small moan escapes your throat.
-Enough.
You try and push him away, you want to play with him too. He groans and lifts himself up to meet your face and kiss you again, you can taste yourself on his lips.
Hopping down from the hood, you push him against it and undo his belt, his dick making his boxers ridiculously small. You kneel and look up at him, enjoying the way he is so expecting but patiently waiting for you to do things at your pace.
-[Y/N] you’ll be the death of me.
You finally free his shaft and give a small lick on the head, making he hiss.
-Don’t ever give me the tsundere treatment again Lee Jihoon.
And you take him in your mouth. You start bobbing your head and he places his hand on your head, another moan escapes you, making your throat vibrate around his cock. A gasp escapes him, you look up at his face, his mouth open his taking in the view of the hottest woman ever having his dick in her mouth.
-Fucking hell who sent you on Earth, you’re so perfect.
You can feel your wetness spread to your thighs, that’s when he pulls your hair to stop you.
-Stop, get up.
You get up and he lifts you again on the hood of the car, you immediately take off your panties, which makes him smile.
-Good girl.
He leans on his left hand and steals a kiss before grabbing your hips with his right one to have them closer to his. Your legs spread around him, he aligns himself and takes in the view of your pussy begging to be filled.
-Mine.
He says as he slams into you, making you scream in surprise.
-Fucking mine.
He starts mercilessly pounding into you, the rougher he gets the more you call his name, as if to bring you back down to Earth because he’s sending you to heaven with each thrust he makes.
You’re whimpering and trying not to collapse, your arms are weak and trying to support you through being angrily fucked by your boyfriend.
-[Y/N] I’m close.
After a few seconds and slower but harder ins and outs, he lets out a loud groan calling your name as you feel his cum flooding your insides.
You’re both out of breath, still deep inside you he kisses you passionately and you chuckle.
-Feeling better ?
You ask with a tender smile.
He grabs you by the ass and carries you out of the garage.
-No, I need to fuck the idea to wear that dress again out of you.
-Why is that ?
You giggle, his palms on your cheeks and you arms locked behind his neck.
-I won’t survive another night with Mingyu and Joshua verbally making out with you, he groans.
You kick the air with your feet amused by his jealousy.
-And get your car washed tomorrow, your ass is printed on your baby’s hood."
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bearseulgs · 1 year
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Ni-ki as your boyfriend
gn!reader x ni-ki
genre: fluff ft teensy weensy bit of angst
wc: 688
warnings: kith ^3^, arguing (just a lil mention), pet names, let me know if there's anything else!!
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okay first off: mans a total simp
sorry i don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you'll do a lil dancey dance or recommend smth when listening to the demo of their new song and he'll be like
"yup yup lemme notify the members and manager and producer and choreographer immediately"
u praise him for his charm during one of his parts and he MELTS
you're his life sa vie su vida those are all the languages i know life in sorry
whipped behavior LLLL
ngl i feel like he loves laps. like. idk
like he'll be gaming and you want attention so you just lay your head in his lap and he'll stroke your hair from time to time
or he'll get lunch and come back and there's no seats at the table so as a joke you're like "come here babygirl" while patting your lap and he just
plops down. like he will sit on your lap no hesitation (ma princesse 😔🫶)
Kimmie brought up that he's the type to like matchy matchy things and i 100% agree!!!!
like say he finally finished up his tour and (if you were able to go) he got y'all matching keychains from the city you saw him in
if you couldn't see them he got keychains from one of his favs
or y'all will go to the arcade and get cute matching plushies that you won each other
or making matching earrings with supplies you bought together
i am having so many thoughts
i also think he's the type to film lil tiktok dancey dances with you (AHHH 💞💞)
or if he's got a chill day at work he invites you over for a mini dance party in the practice room
y'all probs have a collaborative playlist of 💖your songs💖 on spotify
he also has a separate playlist of songs that remind him of you
he seems the type to love baking dates but i also would not trust him in the kitchen so let's hope you're a good cook :0
everyone talks about this but rightfully so: nap dates
i want i need pls
good luck being productive within a 2 mile radius of his dorm because he will drag you back to nap with him &lt;3
i am also a firm believer in him lending you his jackets and/or vice versa
doesn't matter if you're taller or shorter, stockier or scrawnier, or same size, jackets will be exchanged
it's just y'all's thing
imagine wearing his green leather jacket to a comeback showcase 😩
taking his phone when he's busy to play on it
he knows you took it because when he gets back his ranking is different (whether for the better or the worse) but he doesn't mind because he loves you &lt;3
laser tag 🫢 like let's say y'all's friends go out for laser tagging one weekend and you do that thing mid game where y'all get all up close and personal and one of y'all kisses the other to distract them then shoots the kissee and walks away AHHH
now that gas prices are going down y'all go on little adventure drives to neat spots around town
what if y'all find a cute lil hidden spot and it becomes like Your Spot 🥺
him having theee most unflattering pic ever of you for your contact then a cute lil name like "my baby 💝" or smth i would cry
anyways now onto the part nobody wants 😔
arguments
i feel like he'd try to avoid serious arguments, of course having some playful bantering, but never taking it too far
but sometimes they're unavoidable
he seems the type to get kinda intense during arguments, and he can be pretty intimidating so i wouldn't blame his partner for getting lowkey scared 😭 but it's not entirely his fault :(
i hope you ain't petty because i don't doubt that he is, so if y'all both are it could be 4ever before things get resolved
but eventually one of y'all is gonna cave because you love each other or whateva 🤢 (jk i love love)
anyways this is getting kinda long so Riki best boy‼️‼️ whoever gets him please treat him well 🥺
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a/n: u guys i am so whipped for this boy 💔
©️ bearseulgs 2022
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kitsunefyuu · 5 months
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If afo and inko were in love, what would their relationship be like?
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Well with all this new backstory information I have quite a few ideas on how their relationship work. Warning, while I definitely write them as loving and stuff doesn't mean there aren't some red flags.
How their relationship would be like in love:
All for One is a petty person who desperate for love and validation using any means to get it while also willing to spoil his 'gift' if likes them. Inko is a loving and strong willed person who do anything for their loved ones.
Basically they work well. As All for One is startled that Inko is just actually nice and seems to just like him. It ain't at all like the insane worship of his followers and he LATCHES onto that. So he kind of orchestrates opportunities for them to keep meeting. But tries to act subtle despite trying to throw gifts at her.
Inko of course thinks it's kind of hilarious and sweet that he's trying so hard. So basically she agrees to date him and let me tell you AFO has NO IDEA how dating works. He just kind of there eating dinner with no idea what to do- Cue Inko just deciding to talk and slowly getting him to talk about stuff and talk about herself.
All for One is intrigued since he doesn't really get many chances to just 'talk' about stuff that isn't a transaction. He knows people but he isn't usually part of said people. And he ends up talking about his brother and how threw himself into his work still wishing him back.
Basically first date goes great and Inko learns a lot. Though AFO avoids the whole 'murdered' said brother accidentally or that he was being evil or is still evil.
Basic dating between them is AFO basically spoiling the ever loving crap out of Inko with material things. While Inko gets him talking about his emotional needs and desires as well as helping him learn more about her. AFO learns he likes learning about people when it not about what they can get but just because wants to talk.
AFO has very much murdered or wanted to murder potential threats to Inko in the background as well as anyone that dared to try and 'steal' her. Look man he's still AFO and if there anything you know, he ain't keen on sharing. Though he makes sure they aren't so close to Inko she worry or something, he ain't that stupid. He doesn't need her running away so if they are too close, he must endure... Inko pretty good at getting him to not worry over it tho.
AFO actually considered retiring super villainy when they become engaged. As unlike with followers and people that owe him she not afraid of him. Also she seems to just genuinely like his company despite him being 'off' as many say. Who would have thought having a healthy normal relationship and being in love can be so enjoyable? If only he read more romance novels/manga.
BTW he did start reading those in his attempt to woo so you get sudden random romantic gestures from him. He even learned to cook as learned girls like that and he wants to impress her. Inko gushes at having a husband that does so much for her. He feels like a god damn great provider so like a peacock showing off his tail feathers.
People swear it seems like he got more handsome while dating Inko. AFO didn't even realize it but he made himself look more handsome purposefully. Obtaining better grooming habits, maybe some quirks and also he just smiles more genuinely with her. He still ruthless as hell as a villain but now he working even harder to impress her not just look good for his cult.
One time AFO nearly revealed he had more then one quirk because of a rat. He screamed when saw one and was about to legit about to air canon it- He got lucky because Inko just captures it in a bucket. Assuming he was scared and now about to just bring the whole place down. AFO learned he needs to be more careful.
I got even more but we be here forever so ask for more if wish to hear more of me ranting about Inko X AFO~!
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vagabond-umlaut · 1 year
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ramé 3.0
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love.
a word everyone spells as l-o-v-e, except one certain young sorcerer – to whom it appears h-a-p-p-y, to whom it appears h-a-v-o-c – to whom it appears the shape of the letters of your name.
you, on the other hand, forget how to spell when the same word is before you – a fact which, your admirer reckons, would have been a major problem were he not he – that is, were he not the one and only 'gojo satoru'.
and thus begins, the plan.
and thus begins, the six steps to catch one's crush's eye — by the six eyes.
|3| gather info on your crush.
[READ 1.0 HERE AND 2.0 HERE!]
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▸ student!gojo satoru x student!reader; fem!reader; the reader's backstory & CT are revealed; angry protective satoru; reader is a mean protector [both of herself and of satoru]; she openly and unashamedly digs in this side of satoru too; warning alert of there being a terrible rumor-monger relative, horrible heartless higher-ups & a fight [your favourite wins, dw]. not-really-angst... not-really-fluff either... somewhere in the between... the ending's fluffy for sure! [this is my fave chapter so far too! :))]
▸ aniki = older brother in japanese
▸ find other parts of 'ramé' and other [stand-alone] fics set in the same universe as this work here! anyways, image, divider & characters ain't mine. pls don't plagiarize, translate or repost this. enjoy reading! ❤️
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"oh, you wouldn't want to be friends with her."
the comment cuts through the air with a noisy chuckle and a raucous chorus of giggles - gojo's knuckles grow white with the painfully tight grip he has on the glass of mocktail.
suguru shoots him a contrite face from the other side of the crowd, mouthing an apology with a helpless shrug. the boy looks away from his best friend to throw a glance at the two girls a few seats away.
a beat passes wherein shoko and utahime share a brief look, and the former speaks up, an odd edge to her voice as she leans forwards, a smirk directed at the boy. "and why wouldn't geto? she seems like a pretty nice girl to be friends with."
your cousin scoffs. gojo seriously wishes there wasn't a strict rule set by his father for the clan members of not meddling in the other clans' matters, to maintain an image of neutrality and amiability.
(it's not like he prefers not to break rules or is afraid of his father, the boy thinks grimly as he gulps the last sip of his mocktail and returns the glass to the table with a thud. it's far from being either of those.
it's just that with a small response from him in this matter, you will be dragged under the elders' scrutiny; your friendship with him too will be - and that's something he would never wish upon you. so the boy stays quiet, opting to-)
"what the fuck did you just say?"
the chitter-chatter dies down to a deathly silence in an instant.
rising from his seat, gojo stalks towards the boy sitting on the couch. from the background, he can hear few voices urge him to stop, to get back, with repeated 'satoru, no' and 'satoru, relax' - but the boy finds not a cell in his body wanting to heed those voices. marching right up to your cousin, who shoots him a pathetically fake smirk now, the boy repeats himself, "what. did. you. just. say."
the target of the query huffs a chuckle, drunk and stinking - and your friend realizes now just how much of a diluted description of him you gave him the other day. the guy isn't just some petty irritating relative of yours, he is a fucking bastard.
a fucking bastard who's going to get beaten into a pulp, if he doesn't choose his next words wisely.
another chuckle leaves him, before he gets up from his seat, a slight sway to the action as he sneers at gojo. now, were the circumstances different, the white-haired boy is sure such a brazen person would've impressed him, who is the strongest sorcerer there is, but not today.
not when you're the one who is the innocent undeserving recipient of such a remark as the one he utters next.
"i just said, my cousin's a freak who can read someone's mind without them knowing - and she does that all the time for her sick enjoyment. no one can ever trust that bitch."
a fist connects with the side of your cousin's face and before anyone can realize what's happening, the two boys are rolling on the floor in a brawl, gojo obviously with the upper hand as he lands blow after blow and yell after yell on the other.
a quiet voice whispers to his conscience, chiding his response to the situation to be too harsh, too cruel - but no sooner does it appear than it is stomped down and shoved away by images from the past.
images of a little girl crying, yelling, screaming, eyes squeezed shut, how everything's so loud, how everyone's so noisy, how everyone just can't seem to stop talking of her - in the shocked silence of the party hall.
images of being informed over the phone, his friend won't be coming to play today either - for a class or a function or a cold, he cares the least for - before overhearing later at dinner, it's the fifth day the girl's been comatose since her last treatment.
images of brash celebrations revelling in the discovery and return of a technique, long thought lost - the new messiah, they exclaim - while the said person looks at the elders with face steeped in what, the boy doesn't need his six eyes to know, is terror.
images of a girl, saying in a surprisingly void tone, how horrible, how terrible, how despicable a weapon they've made her into - sneaking into people's minds to steal the meaning of their lives away - before giving a suggestion, too smart, too sharp for a girl of ten; although-
"satoru!"
the singular word snaps the sorcerer's thoughts into two, making him move his irate gaze away from the bloodied face of the bitch to the door-
oh.
it's you.
you, standing in the school uniform, a bag slung over your shoulders.
you, eyes round and lips parted as you stare at the scene before.
you, who takes only a second before you rush forwards, moving him away from your cousin, worried gaze raking over his features instead of the bruised wailing mess of a relative left behind.
"'toru," the word escapes you in a whisper as you maneuver him into sitting on the couch.
another voice wafts over to him, a lot like suguru's, but he pays it no mind, wanting to focus on you and you only, while your fingers travel over his face, brush his bangs away, tuck them behind the shell of his ear, then finally come to a rest on the apple of his cheeks, the grazing of the thumb soothing a minor cut.
though the way your eyebrows furrow at it, emotions darting across your face a million a second, from confusion to concern to anger - gojo reckons, were anyone to see you now, they would think it ain't a tiny nick but a gaping wound.
the white-haired boy grasps your wrist in his fingers.
"i'm okay, shortie," the second-year reassures you in a whisper. you peer at him closely in turn for a beat longer, before a long sigh leaves you though the frown on your lips stays the same. he would've called you cute if not for the murderous intent rolling off you in waves...
gojo decides to call you hot now.
a seething gaze with a soft "what happened, 'toru?" reaches him next.
oh yes, gojo swoons inwardly, you're being so fucking hot.
nuzzling into the palm cradling his cheek, the boy smiles. "nothing you need to worry about."
"it's your cousin," a female voice butts in before a known pair of heads walk into his vision, one smoking a cigarette while the other looks at him then you, mildly stunned.
shoko continues, as laidback as ever (as if she too wasn't glowering then), "suguru there asked him something about you to which the pig replied with some nonsense, because of which satoru here jumped in to defend your honour." your eyes travel from her to him. a whoosh of air leaves the girl and she takes a long drag from a cigarette. "nothing very serious, to be honest..."
"but nothing too unserious either," utahime adds, which earns a small nod from her girlfriend, "if the asshole dares to lie about you once-"
"what's to say he won't again," you finish the sentence for her, a dark shadow looming over your face, then throw the culprit a harsh look. "and what shit did you spout, mr. resident douchebag of the clan?"
a corner of gojo's lips quirk up at the nickname you gave, then part in a grin at the reaction your cousin gave to that. embarassed, for sure, yet never going farther than glaring at you from those swollen eyes.
if you weren't standing here, caressing his face, your friend's certain, he would have gone to tear him a new one - the latter still scowling at you whilst intermittently yelping at the pain of his wounds.
a long sigh escapes you, visibly tired and annoyed.
"i know you can hear me just fine by that stink eye you're giving me, so fess up now - what the fuck were you telling about me?"
an absolute silence answers your question, and just when gojo thinks he might have to leave your warm cocoon to go beat your cousin up, again, suguru's voice sounds from beside, "he was talking about your CT."
"oh?" a brow rises. "and what about it?"
"apparently - and i quote," the long-haired boy adds with palms raised and faced forwards, at the scowl he shoots him, "you can read others' minds without their knowledge, and you do that always. for fun, your cousin claims."
you blink, and turn to your relative; a mask, gojo observes with a hint of melancholy, slipping over your features - not that the boy blames you, though. you need a mask - now, most of all times.
"you said that, aniki?" you inquire, the caressing hand over gojo's skin stilling with a slight tremor. he envelopes your hand in his; an action you respond to with a squeeze, continuing, "but why did you? after all that happened, after all that everyone in the family knows, why?"
a stubborn scoff sounds from the other end of the room; one of the six eyes twitches in its socket.
"i don't think you should ask this question, shortie," the second-year hums, pulling a nonplussed face from you. he grins, "you can simply read his mind, no? your aniki won't be forced to give a reply; your ask too will be answered. besides, this isn't gonna be the first time you're breaking into someone's mind, and, your cousin's not even gonna feel his mind being read - a painless procedure - isn't that right, aniki?"
"fuck no!!!!"
and bingo!
gojo watches you cast a long look at him, then back at your cousin, before a slow smile spreads on your features, the glint so dear to him making a comeback in your eyes.
"not a bad idea, senpai," you say, lifting your free hand and directing it at the culprit. a few gasps sound around you, soon followed by a few murmurs - your senpai watches them slide off your skin like water off a duck's back. you announce in a sing-song fashion, "well, here goes nothing~"
then stop at the anguished cry, your smile widening into a grin.
sweet and smug, like the cat who got the canary.
gojo feels three pairs of eyes look at his smirk, all at the same time - the boy lets them look. the two of you share dynamics, the nature of which none, except you two, can ever dream of comprehending.
wailing, your cousin rises and stumbles over to you, hands folded in a pleading gesture.
"please, no, no, no," he sobs, very nearly falling at your feet before you take a step backwards, disgust overtaking your grin, sending the boy reeling back. "i beg you, no. please don't kill me. i was just kidding; it was just a joke. i'm sorry, don't kill me."
"kill you?" you let out a shocked gasp, placing a hand over your chest, "i would never. i was just trying to read your mind, aniki. why on earth would that kill you? you won't even feel anything-"
"it's the binding vow, you bitch!!" the boy spits, interrupting you, "the one you took years back, 'cause you didn't want the higher-ups to use you as a spy again; giving up the element of secrecy of your CT to-"
your cousin pauses, the realization and the ensuing horror and regret dawning over his face; gojo presses him, sharing a smile with you.
"to?"
the answer arrives as a shuddered whisper - a whisper audible to all, however, thanks to the heavy silence in the room.
"to make it lethal on its victim instead; an attack none can stop, not even a special-grade."
the crash of a glass, or five, impacting with the ground sounds; you give a satisfied nod, smirking.
gojo runs a palm over your dishevelled hair, undoubtedly from driving with the windows down to this stupid meet of the teenagers from the jujutsu clans. you give him a smile, mouth opening to say something, but he doesn't let you. "don't thank me, stupid."
"okay," you acquiesce, a slight huff to your tone before it grows softer, "but can i at least say you were being very cool then? i'm impressed."
"who's impressed with whom?" a crass voice interrupts the moment before gojo can even form it entirely between the two of you.
three - nope, five (even your classmates are here, tch!) teasing smiles float into his vision; the second-year opens his mouth to throw back a retort - except you snatch the opportunity away from him.
"i'm impressed with gojo senpai- any problems, anyone?" you say, tilting your head to one side with the cutest little furrow in the midst of your brows. all five shake their heads, smiles widening before one of them falls on your next words.
"but the next time i see you, geto senpai, asking others what sort of a person i am - don't you dare deny it, you asked two of my friends too the same thing, they told me; god knows why you need my character certificate, though, and for whom; you're acting as if you've a sibling i wish to date and you wanna know everything about me before giving the green signal, but whatever it is, senpai-"
you heave a breath, a break from your tirade - while the remainder of the room's breathing stays suspended.
gojo glances away from you to find the attention of all the attendees fixed on you. he wraps an arm around your midsection and rests his chin on your shoulder. you lean the side of your head onto his.
"i promise i'll create problems for you, more if i see gojo senpai being dragged into the aftermath of your curiosity - okay?"
gojo watches his best friend look at you, terrified, for a second before turning to throw him a glare. the white-haired boy bites back a grin.
placing hands on his hips, suguru exclaims, "you know what, i tried to help but no one here is worthy of my assistance."
"no one asked you for this help, suguru," shoko interjects smoothly, "you were the one who insisted, something about this method being the most effective or something if they want to catch her attention-"
"whoa, whoa, whoa. who wants to catch my attention?" you inquire, cutting them two off. gojo's classmates stop and the blood flowing in his veins drops to a subzero as he cranes his neck to look at you.
you twist to look back at him. "is there someone who wants to catch my attention? do you know them?"
"i-uh-um," the boy stutters, mind scrambling for a reply - something, anything - before nanami interrupts, a small smile on his face, "yeah, there is someone, actually, and we all know him. geto senpai was just gathering some data on you as his wingman."
"oh," you mutter, gaze dropping to the ground, then lifting to gojo. the boy simply blinks back, which draws a frown from you in turn.
retrieving a pair of shades from your bag, you hand it to him and turn back to suguru, a barely-there smile on your lips.
"next time he wants some info on me, ask him to ask me directly. i'll appreciate it."
"noted, boss," the words escape gojo before the addressed can even reply, utterly unmoved by the five exasperated glares [honestly, it's four: haibara can never really glare at anyone] - the next step of the plan already whirring to life in the shades-donning boy's brain.
so, so giddy at the fact of being told of the golden key to your heart.
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▸ wrote an info-loaded chapter the first time in my life; please let me know your thoughts or any feedback! 😇
▸ series: we're the summer to our winter rain
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humbletumblecrudi · 1 year
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Hello! I see that your requests are open. May i read romantic headcanons with Savannaclaw dorm & GN!S/O (separately)? S/O is always pouting and whimper cutely everytime they're angry/annoyed. What are their reactions? Thank you!
Writer's Note(s): I actually kinda feel this on some level, because I go nonverbal sometimes and do a deep grunt as a response to anything said to me. My mother hates it, always has, and she calls it my "usual growling". ヘ⁠(⁠ ̄• ̄⁠ヘ⁠) Unlike Savanaclaw, mom finds it annoying!
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Info On Reader: Reader is Gender Neutral and is using they/them and you/your. Reader is described as being non-verbal when upset, but the reason is ambiguous except they get pouty.
Ship(s): Leona, Ruggie, and Jack × GN!Reader
Fujoshis DNI || Please enjoy!
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Leona Kingscholar || レオナ・キングスカラー
Leona is also someone who doesn't really talk much when he gets bored of someone or upset: he walks away, he hums as he dissociates from the conversation, and/or he stops you right there and chews you out. He's usually very reactive with you and actually listens to you, but he's not going out of his way, y'know...
And he honestly might be the reason you're angry right now. He's sleeping in the grass of the greenhouse, again, skipping class, again... and you were sent to get him! The interaction goes much like how everyone else's with Leona goes (not well, but not from a lack of trying).
He's barely awake after he turns over on you when his ears catch you giving up with an exasperated huff. He smiles at the cute pitched whimpers you hit as you probably thought about returning to class empty handed, a lecture awaiting you instead of him. Ah, your famous pouting noises! He's heard them quite often while in Savanaclaw premises (because of the meatheads all around here fighting).
He is a softy and your anger nags him in the back of his skull, so he rolls over to look at you. Your face is twisted in on itself until he shakes his head at you, smirk on his lips.
He clicks his tongue, "... If I go to class now, will your pout go away? Will your little noises go away? I'll go with you, but I ain't guaranteed to stay awake."
Ruggie Bucchi || ラギー・ブッチ
Definitely is the type to speak his mind as long as the person who's against him isn't someone who will fold him in half. He's going to stand up against a freshman or Kalim, but he'd rather slither away from an angry Floyd or upset Malleus if he could. Thank you, no thank you!
Ruggie probably hears your angry pouts and noises often. Not because he's the source of it, but Ruggie seems to always be around some form of misfortune or weird behavior. Freshman in Savanaclaw wrestling and breaking lobby furniture? Ruggie witnessed it, and he just invited you over too! Stuff like that.
But he's definitely very amused, if not cheeky, about your noises. After you go quiet in anger and let out a cute, high-pitched whine, he'll try not to react too much till later. If the situation is important, he's more likely to overlook it, because oh my god this school is full of walking hazards. When it's later, you hear him laughing though.
You can glare at him or look at him in shock, but he'll calm down pretty quick. It's just... he can never get over it! It reminds him of the kids back home fighting each other!
His laugh ends and he holds up his hands. "Whoa! Whoa! Sorry, sorry! Just... it was so serious, I couldn't process how cute you were!"
Jack Howl || ジャック・ハウル
Oh, his temper is more pride related but he's also commonly mad about genuinely annoying things. He often says his pet peeves involve petty bickering and squabbles so you generally don't get into too much trouble on that front if you're with Jack. But of course, Ace and Sebek are his friends and it's inevitable that someone draws Jack in while deep into conversation.
He's not going to bicker long with them, as they are real friends and this is usually how they get into new topics, but sometimes it gets annoying. Sebek is loud, Ace is goading, Deuce can be obtuse, Epel either yells or falls behind, and usually Ortho is the one keeping track of everything. It's not always this bad but this can go on for a while...
Sighing, pouting, and maybe even letting slip a growl as Sebek yells at Ace and Epel for agreeing against him, but Jack heard it clearly. He leans closer to you and asks if you're okay, because he knows what those noises mean, but you shake your head and tough it out a little longer. Jack promises you that you'll leave soon, promise.
Later, Jack smiles as you both get free time to yourself and you genuinely look happier to finally do what couples do.
His smile was contagious as he says, "I know what those noises mean and I'm sorry we went on a little long. They just catch me off guard and I get absorbed, won't happen again!" Very supportive!
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cinamun · 2 months
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Okay so I’m gonna keep playing devils advocate with this cuz my boy Jayce is still getting dogged 😂 but anywho, how many times has Hope snapped at Jayce or said something undesirable in a fit of rage and he didn’t react poorly but instead understood in the moment that she was struggling and lifted her up the best he could? Indya even had to get on Hope cuz she was bashing that man’s promotion rather than being happy for him. She even questioned their engagement over Kenji and yeah I’m sure it pissed him tf off that she did that but he took himself out of it and put her first STILL and then ascended her ass. I’m just saying Jayce has done A LOT for Hope and has been a stand up friend/boyfriend/fiancé/husband/dad but he slips up ONE TIME over something pretty serious to be frank and it’s nah fuck him? Man’s left his bag in the foyer. Where’s the grace for him that we kept having for Hope during her outbursts and rock headed moments? Not saying he wasn’t wrong cuz I did say that yesterday. He was dead wrong ignoring his wife and kids like that especially knowing how much Hope struggles during the day without him and needs a break just as much as he does. He had a break from them all day and can process that information once they go down for bed and fr could’ve talked it through with Hope before bed. Just saying Jayce has always received so much animosity since his introduction that I feel is undeserved at this very point in time with what we currently know.
This ain't even devil's advocate sis you are COOKINGGGGGGG!!!!
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Its a valid review of the situation if you ask me. Just like not everyone was sympathetic with the homie E (RIP). If what Jay learned is what I think he learned, I'd be spaced out too!! But we don't know what he learned. I still have grace for him but 10000% expected Hope to invoke her inherited petty to get with him on this fine Tuesday morning.
HOLLERIN AT THE ANCESTRAL PLANE THO!!!!
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mikasa-imadebiscults · 2 months
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Hello! May I have a romantic adult matchups for JJK and Kny?
She/her
Gemini
Intp
5w4
Asexual/heteromantic
Chaotic Good
Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.
I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.
I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.
Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.
Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.
Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol.
Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.
I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.
In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people.
I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child. I study electronics and want to work in space related studies.
Thank you!
(Hello there! I hope you enjoyed this and have a great day/night!)
I match you with..
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Gyomei Himejima
- He’s a very patient and honest person.
- He won’t pry about any of your problems because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable.
- Once you feel comfortable with physical affection, he’ll happily cuddle with you for as long as you want. He prefers to cuddle when you’re ready to go to bed, so that you can sleep in his arms.
- He helps you spar, he’s hesitant about you sparring with him because he’s afraid that he’ll hurt you really bad.
- Loves your homemade baked goods. He thinks you bake really well.
- He’s a good listener and he’ll reassure you that you can come to him anytime about your problems and he’ll do his best to help you out.
- He likes to listen to you talk about your interests. For example, you telling him about the most recent chapter you’ve read, what you drew that day, etc.
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Gojo Satoru
- No matter how hard it is to get to know you, he is determined. He’s also not scared off by your cold appearance or your brutal honesty.
- When he finds out that you love receiving gifts, the gifts will keep on coming (prepare to get spoiled)
- He also likes quality time with you, even if it’s the both of you just chilling around each other.
- Whenever you are reading next to him and he gets bored, he’ll sigh very dramatically to see if you’ll give him any attention.
- Sometimes you’ll find your glasses missing and when you go looking for them you’ll see them on him.
- It took him by surprise the first time that you flirted with him, but he instantly flirted back.
- He loves your rebellious side. The two of you get so chaotic sometimes and the others are so done with y’all’s shit lmao.
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littlekohai77 · 5 months
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Hello 👋😁😊
Can I pls request dating headcanons for Duke Grane and Jurion Patrick?
Thank you very much 💖💖
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚜. 𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍.
🄲🄷🄰🅁🄰🄲🅃🄴🅁🅂: Duke, Julian
🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶🅂: Duke being a creep, stalker, dumb bitch. Infidelity, reverse pedo vibes.
*・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*゚:*:✼✿  ✿✼:*゚:.。..。.:*・゚゚・*
🚩🅳🆄🅺🅴 🅶🆁🅰🆈🅽🅴:
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If you're looking for a good time, look somewhere else.
Nah but like, in all seriousness, I personally wouldn't recommended him as a boyfriend.
The best thing about this relationship is probably the harsh dicking down.
If you're not into that then uh... Nothing good to see here.
You guys have probably known each other for a while because otherwise I don't know how you put up with his ass.
Everything was at least tame before he got ratted out. (Revelation of him being part of Frame. )
He's pretty harsh with his words. No you don't get that much of a pass even as his lover.
Shopping dates cause he literally focuses on training so much and he can't find time to actually spend quality time with you and thinks that buying you gifts will somehow make up for that.
It doesn't.
Honestly pretty good at cuddling. Latches on like a leech. And once he's asleep, you ain't getting no where. And if you wake him up, he will be so cranky and probably go off on your ass and be all whiny.
It's kinda cute, until he starts talking about some other girl and how they wouldn't treat him like this and that you should be grateful he CHOSE YOU.
He is a master at braiding your hair. You don't know how but he's just miraculously good at it. Maybe it's the time he spends around Cain?
He's really good with his fingers.
This mf sleeps like a fucking rock. Doesn't move, doesn't make a single noise. You're literally trapped in his embrace. Rip to you when you need to pee or poo cause he literally moves to the other side of the bed and refuses to even look at you cause he petty like that.
He has his soft moments too.
Like when he wakes up, there are two alarms. With like 10 minutes between them. And he spends those 10 minutes just cuddling you or admiring your sleeping face cause he gets to do neither of those when his head hits the pillow at night. He simply doesn't have the energy, so he's trying to make up for it.
Never apologizes first. It's always gotta be you. Doesn't matter if he's in the wrong. You have to let your pride down first.
So if you're a very stubborn person it's likely y'all have been Ex's for a long time or have broken up like 11 times before.
After the reveal and when he's officially in Frame, he literally begins beating up whoever even looks at you.
He will literally cut the persons arm off if they touch you. If the person is someone lower than him only though. He's not foolish.
He literally has tabs on you at all times.
Training dates <3 those are his favourite because you both get to improve and spend time together. But if you're stronger than him, it'll be such a hit to his ego, he'll literally go completely silent for 3 minutes and won't recover for 3 months. But after that he'll be very proud and smug and be all "Yeah!! That's my s/o!!"
Still acts like he's stronger than you.
Doesn't know the sidewalk rule.
Can't cook for shit. The best you're getting out of him is those 'healthy' smoothies he makes that taste like sweaty ass cheeks and spinach.
You guys sometimes have self care-ish dates where you two just lay in bed the whole day and relax. They're like really really rare and the day after Duke walks around acting all cold and smug and not even looking your way like he wasn't clinging to you for dear life and whining to return to bed as you prepared breakfast (it was 4 pm) just the day before.
The amount of times he has been close to just locking you up cause he hates others looking at what's 'his'.
💍🅹🆄🅻🅸🅰🅽 🅿🅰🆃🆁🅸🅲🅺:
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Honestly an ideal boyfriend.
Takes good care of you.
Treats you well and respects you.
Showers you in love and gifts.
Is so freaking good at giving massages. Like this boy got magic in his hands cause they have you moaning in seconds.
Stressed? Don't you worry. He's got you covered.
Will cancel every meeting on your schedule no matter how important it might be for the sake of letting you rest. If it's like really important, he will attend in your stead.
It's somewhat likely and you guys have been betrothed to each other since young, maybe even before birth.
At some point in his life, he had a big fat CHUNKY crush on you. But nowadays he just treats you like a friend when it comes to romance.
Would literally abandon his work if you just said the word.
Brings you trinkets from where ever he had to go for work. Except for that one time when he went to South Korea.
Becomes weirdly distracted and distant after that.
You guys go on shopping dates, fancy dinner dates but mostly domestic dates. Because after hectic day, both of you can agree you don't have the energy to get dolled up anymore.
If he ever has to cancel a date he has with you, he always calls you and apologies like its the end of the world and makes up for it ten fold.
But then one day you were getting ready for a date night and then got cancelled on through TEXT. This was not your Julian. And for some reason your heart was beating out of your chest that night like something bad was about to happen.
Guess what he was doing? He was being an unfaithful son of a bitch and using his brother so that he could talk to Jiyoung.
His lil brother Ian, despite being the dick that he is, feels so genuinely bad for you.
And has admitted to you that you should dump his brother and date him.
Has admitted that you're not as pretty as Jiyoung but saved himself by saying that that doesn't mean you were less than her because he honestly didn't find her personality anything interesting. You don't know if he was lying to butter you up but you hope he wasn't.
If you confront Julian he's gonna pull every excuse on planet earth but will not in a million years admit to being unfaithful to you. But deep inside he knows. But he's too drunk on surface level beauty.
He starts forgetting dates. Cancelling on your ass. And straight up leaves you on delivered.
And with how much you hang around Ian now, you might as well date him. Ian doesn't mind. Trust me. You're his fantasy girl. The one he has always wanted. If you're hesitant to date him cause he a minor, he'll make you promise to give him a chance on his 18th birthday. He's literally so persistent even if you brush him off time and time again. Literally got eyes only for you and your ass.
Julian knows the side walk rule.
Very gentlemanly.
Will put his blazer, sweater, jacket and everything else on you and leave himself all bear even if it's literally snowing.
Very cute in the mornings after a steamy night. Doesn't wanna let you go. Becomes such a cuddle bug.
Ngl, if he ever cheats on you, like actually cheats on you, like fucks Jiyoung or something, he will literally be mad at you for getting upset about it. Cause at that point he has evolved into Sovieshu 2.0.
Literally so jealous. So so jealous if you start getting along with other men. ESPECIALLY HIS BROTHER. Like he starts insulting you and tells you to stop being a pedo when it's literally he's brother who's in love with you and chasing after you without you even doing anything.
He's such a male wife.
Cause he cooks very well. Really great at making fancy ass dishes. And baking too. Literally give him his own cooking show.
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newwwwusername · 3 months
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Can you do a platonic Autistic!Vaggie and Angel fic?
Vaggie has an overstimulated meltdown due to having to deal with everyone's antics and surprisingly Angel comforts her
Do not repost this on other sites. It will be cross-posted to AO3 under the same username.
Content warning for self-injurious stimming and depictions of an Autistic meltdown
Normally, Vaggie was good at ignoring the chaos of the hotel and all of the constant talking and whining and bitching from what few residents lived there.
Vaggie generally didn't get too overstimulated at the Hotel. She'd fought on the front lines before, back when she was an Exorcist, so she knew how to endure the noise well enough. The lights were generally kept pretty dim for her sake, by Charlie's insistence. Alastor had suggested a few times that they made the place brighter but one look at Vaggie was all Charlie needed to shut that idea down.
However, at this particular moment, her brain wasn't handling everything as well as it should've.
Sir Pentious and Alastor had gotten into a petty, loud argument about the semantics of... Something, and the noise was only made worse by the occasional two cents from the Egg Bois, who couldn't seem to decide which side they were on.
Over by the bar, Charlie was enthusiastically going through a list of ideas of how to make that part of the Hotel more friendly, much to Husk's annoyance. Angel sat by, occasionally throwing in a vulgar comment.
And Niffty was... Well, being Niffty and loudly tormenting a few roaches who had found their way into the main area of the hotel.
Vaggie stood by the staircase, trying her best to keep herself calm and collected even as all the noise grew louder. It was a losing battle, though, especially as her brain began to focus in on the sound of the lights and the AC as well. It was Angel who saw her race upstairs, so he casually walked away from the bar- Charlie and Husk were too deep into discussion to even notice him leaving.
Upon going upstairs, Angel quickly made his way to Vaggie's quarters. He opened the door (which she hadn't locked in her overwhelm) and immediately spotted her sitting up in the bed, curled in a ball, and hitting herself in the head repeatedly.
He quickly but calmly got up onto the bed. He didn't want to touch her when she was clearly overwhelmed so he instead picked up one of the pillows on the bed and gently put it in between her hand and the hand she was hitting herself with, just to minimize injury.
He got up again and walked over to where the light slider was on the wall and dimmed the lights in the room. Her hitting died down a bit with that and he could now more clearly hear the low whine repeatedly emanating from her vocal chords.
"Vaggie?" he said in an uncharacteristically soft voice as he once again sat down on the bed in front of her. She didn't give any sort of response- Verbal or otherwise- So he figured that this probably wasn't a talk-through-it type of meltdown. Realistically, all he could really do now was keep her company until she calmed down.
Eventually, she tired herself out enough for the meltdown to end and she just sat there, avoiding Angel's gaze. She was embarrassed- This was embarrassing. She felt embarrassed when it was Charlie seeing her like that- But Angel Dust?
She was about ready to curl up and die.
"Ya okay?" Angel asked. She shrugged. "Can't talk?" She nodded timidly. "'Kay, hold on a sec" he told her, pulling out his phone and opening the notes app. He handed her the device with a weak smile. "There ya go"
'Sorry about that' she typed out. He frowned.
"Ya don't gotta apologize fo' that" he told her earnestly. "I know we ain't all tha' close, but I ain't gonna judge ya fo' somethin' like this. Ya can't help it"
'Thank you for the pillow and the lights and for not leaving me alone'
"I figured no one else was gonna cause they were all distracted" he told her honestly. She supposed that was fair- I think they both would've preferred if it was Charlie there with her instead of him, but it also could've been worse. "D'ya wanna be left alone?"
'No, it's okay. You can stay if you want'
"Alrigh' then" Angel leaned back on the bed and stared at the ceiling while Vaggie recovered from her meltdown. He wondered if he could call her a friend rather than an acquaintance.
Vaggie figured that they were probably friends.
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msweebyness · 3 days
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Myvan May Mirrorverse Snippet- Post-Mylene Crossover
Hey y’all, it’s Weeby, with my second piece of Myvan May content! Enjoy some bonus bits me and Sparky did for the Mylene Mirrorverse crossover! @imsparky2002 @artzychic27
The Villains…
Growling in anger, Ivan Oogie stormed out of the room with Mylensula, still unconscious, cradled in his arms. Ms. Warrior Princess (she was definitely on his list, he could still feel the sharp, insistent pain in the back of his neck) had said she would wake up soon, but like hell if that made him any less furious! How dare that little twit pull a stunt like this?! Knocking his girlfriend out without so much as blinking! She was going to pay for this, if it was the last thing he did!
It was at that moment that he felt Mylensula shift in his arms, and he looked down to see her eyes fluttering open and looking around in confusion. After a moment, she seemed to get her bearings and reached up to rub her forehead, where a bruise was starting to form. (She must have hit her head on that table pretty hard…)
“Darlin! Are ya alright?”, Ivan Oogie asked, emotion filling his voice, as his hollow eyes were full of concern. His sea witch gave him a reassuring smile before she furrowed deeper into his chest.
“I’ll be fine, Spookums, don’t worry.”, she placated him, resting a hand on his chest, before a scowl crossed her lips, “I just can’t believe that pathetic little treehugger pulled something like that!”
“She ain't gonna get away with it, Pun'Kin.”, the teen boogeyman snarled, his bugs hissing with fury, “Nobody messes with you on my watch.”, he said darkly, before he kissed her forehead, “She's gonna pay, her and her freak!”
The tentacled sorceress giggled and wrapped her arms around his neck, a wicked smile entering her face.
“We'll make them suffer, my dearest. Every single one of them.”
The Heroes…
After the villainous lovebirds had left, with a heavy sigh, Snow Mylene sat down at the table with her hands fiddling in her lap. That had not gone in any way like she’d hoped. Was a simple, civil conversation too much to ask from these villains? Apparently so…
A soft smile crossed her lips as she felt a familiar pair of large, strong hands rest on her shoulders. Placing her own small, delicate hands over her boyfriend’s, she took a deep breath to relieve her tension before speaking.
“I really didn’t want there to be trouble. I didn’t mean to…”, the softhearted princess trailed off, unable to lift her eyes from the ground, “Maybe if I hadn’t…”
“You didn’t do anything wrong, songbird. That witch started it, trying to attack you. The only thing you did was defend yourself, and you didn’t even hurt her!”, QuasiIvan was quick to reassure his girlfriend, moving to sit besides her and allowing her to cuddle against his side, “You’ve got nothing to feel guilty about.”
“I probably shouldn’t have made that comment about her eels. I knew it was something that would make her angry.”, the petite royal said after a moment, the tiniest bit of shame at her pettiness creeping in the back of her mind.
“Knowing her, they would probably deserve it. I can’t imagine pets of hers being anything but rotten!”, the hunchbacked teen told his girlfriend, kissing her forehead before his expression grew solemn, “And don’t worry. If that oversized sack of fleas even tries to touch you, I’ll turn him into scrap fabric for Zoe’s clothing repairs.”, he said darkly, making the princess smile.
“We should probably get back to the others.”, Snow Mylene said softly, getting to her feet, only to squeal and then release a soft giggle as her boyfriend swooped her up in his arms.
“Let’s go, my princess.”, and with that, he carried her back to the rest of the heroes, all full of praise for her act of self defense.
And here it was! Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!
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malevolantkitcheen · 2 months
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Hello! May I request a male JJK match if they're still open ^^. Please no nanami or choso
She/her, Gemini, Intp, 5w4
Asexual/heteromantic
Chaotic Good
Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.
I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.
I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.
Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.
Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.
Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol. Oh and I love money. I like gifting my friends and receiving gifts.
Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.
I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.
In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people. I don't fall first and don't make the first move.
I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child.
Thank you!
Hiya lovely, for Jujutsu-Kaisen i match you up with…
Megumi Fushiguro
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- You and Megumi hit it off really well as friends as he was one of the very few at jujutsu tech that really understood you, especially when it came to humour. Megumi admired the fact that you stood your ground because some of his other friends were susceptible to being walked over by other people.
- It took him a while to actually come and talk to you because he thought that you were quite intimidating. He was relatively awkward when he first tried to come and talk to you but it meant a lot to you because typically people don’t go out of their way to interact with you. You were a bit skeptical of Megumi at first but it became clear very quickly that his intentions were genuine.
- You two would train together almost every day and would always head into the city afterwards to go grab lunch, which he would always beg to pay for but you would always beat him to it. This routine went on for a few months and over time Megumi started to open up more and more, causing the two of you to become inseparable. He loved just listening to you talk, as well as the way you always made sure to keep him in check and in line. You were his voice of reason.
- He would always reassure you if you seemed off, even though you would never tell him what was wrong. This meant a lot to you because he would never pressure you to tell him anything and he would never pry for information. He was just there because you meant a lot to him. Megumi understood you not wanting to talk about your issues because he was relatively reserved himself. No one had ever been like this with you before.
- After around a year, Megumi took his chances and took you out for a date. It wasn’t anything fancy, it was just a day out to the park because it was cherry blossom season. He thought that the act itself had more value than if he had spent a fortune on a meal. You still found a way of treating him and bought the both of you coffee. After returning back home, you both ended up binge watching some new true crime documentaries.
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