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#be helpful mostly for like. YOU GUYS. as in just providing the info on what moneys going where for accuracy's sake but man
shopcat · 3 months
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a baffling amount of the our flag fandom on all platforms need to have their accounts put down like lame horses like this is so truly beyond the scope at this point. these people need to repent. i would say something crueller but they're not worth thinking about for more than two seconds if i want to keep the amount of white blood cells i have
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bunni-v1 · 7 months
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Heyyaaa
May I request dorm leaders finding out you’re a girl please? If it’s too much u can make a part 2
Dorm Leaders Find Out You're a Girl?!?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
TW: Mentions of transphobia (nothing awful, just literally dropping the word lol); Idia is creepy
Info: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Idia, Malleus x Reader (Platonic or Romantic); Fluff, Comedy(?)
🍓This one is gonna be long, like 5.3k words long. I love writing the dorm leaders so damn much <3 Besides, there’s been a long wait for this one, so I hope I make it worth it! You might see some favoritism shine through, but I did my best to keep it even. Hope you all enjoy!
Tags: @kierancaz @danchann33 @arashrita @the-ace-reader @akiyamasmizuki @kitsun369 @bloomstruck (I think I got all of you)
First Years
Ortho Sebek
Second Years
Third Years
-Okay so, I know we’re all wondering, how the hell do you get away with hiding your gender for so damn long?
-Firstly, those ceremonial robes do great at hiding the figure. The only tell would maybe be your hair, but feminine men aren’t unwelcome at Nightraven College, so you mostly get a few questioning stares and that’s it.
-Secondly, Crowley wants to save his own fucking ass. He already has to hide from the press that he has a MAGICLESS student from ANOTHER DIMENSION here, he doesn’t need the fact that you are a woman ALSO on his plate. So, obviously, he helps you hide your gender from others.
-Grim knows, of course, and he keeps his mouth shut for a few yummy cans of tuna (and threats of being expelled from Crowley <3)
-Even when you were just a janitor, he couldn’t have the rumor that he put a “helpless” young woman to work. (Like it wouldn’t be expected.)
-So how do you two do it?
-Baggy ass uniform. Crowley gave you at least three sizes too big.
-Your figure is completely hidden. Sure, you look completely homeless, but at least you’re hidden.
-For your voice, you simply deepen it. After some point, you blackmail Crowley into giving you a potion to help with it, since it's so taxing on your voice. (Or maybe your voice is naturally deep!)
-Sam provides you (for an unfairly pretty penny (not too different from your original world…)) any feminine hygiene products you might need.
-Honestly, you’re set for being cared for, but it’s the adjustment period that’s the hardest part. 
-Truly, it’s very jarring to suddenly be thrown into both a magical world and be isolated in a man's world with nowhere to hide.
-At least in your world you had other women who could understand your struggles. Here though? You’re completely alone.
-You notice how… messy some of these guys could be. How some of them smell… really rancid. -How rough they were with you and each other.
-Honestly, it’s kinda eye-opening. The way men show affection to each other is oddly refreshing to watch and experience!
-Ace and Deuce specifically are a good… trial run.
-That’s not what we’re here to talk about though…
-For the most part, it's incredibly easy to hide yourself for the first while on campus. Everyone on campus is so self-absorbed that they don’t bother questioning you.
-Your only real risk factor is Savannaclaw, but it's easy to avoid those guys (minus Jack, of course).
-However, you can only hide your gender for so long… It’s mentally draining to keep up this facade all the time around people you care about.
-So… how do they find out?
Riddle
-Riddle is the last student in Heartslabyul to find out.
-It’s not like he did anything to you for you to hold off on telling him (you know, other than the whole almost killing you that one time thing), it’s just that you don’t feel inclined to tell him. 
-Simple as that.
-He also really has no reason to question your gender. 
-Riddle didn’t have must interaction with people his own age until he came to night raven college, he doesn’t have the same social ideologies as other people do.
-Nightraven college is really his first touch with society outside of his mothers very watchful, conservative eye.
-So, excuse him for not picking up on stupid little gendered norms that the other students do.
-In his eyes, you dress like a man, you act (sort of) like the other male students, and you prefer he/him pronouns. 
-There’s nothing more to it then, right? If you identify as a man, he has no reason not to treat you as such - nor should he suspect you would hide your gender like that.
-Besides, this is an all boys school! Crowley wouldn’t allow you to attend here unless you were also a boy… right?
-He is aware there are exceptions — and you are already QUITE the exception, but surely Crowley wouldn’t be so cruel as to force a young woman to attend an all boys academy.
-Ah, sweet Riddle, ever in denial.
-He isn’t STUPID though. He notices how brotherly Trey is to you. He knows (and has heard) your many “secret sleepovers” with Cater.
-He ignores these things and doesn’t comment on them simply because, well, he likes you!
-He helps to tutor you sometimes, and he’s gotten to know you through that, and he really does come around on enjoying your presence.
-So, he ignores Trey and Cater’s odd behaviors for your sake.
-You keep him and his dorm members in high spirits, why would he want to shoo something like that away?
-He doesn’t really questionthings until he… overhears a conversation between Deuce and Ace. (A rather loud one, for how supposedly secret this topic was meant to be).
-One of them had gotten in trouble with a professor, and he was going to give them a stern scolding when he overheard what they were talking about.
-“Deuce, dude, you’re gonna want to sit down for this one.”
“What is it, I’m busy trying to finish my potionology homework.”
“Seriously this one is crazy, you’re not ready for for it.”
“Ace, if you’re just messing with me I’m going to leave.”
“Dude, the prefect is a girl.”
“…What?”
-Riddle did not bother the two after that. In fact, he just walked back to his room to sit and think about what he just overheard.
-It DID make sense. You didn’t quite fit in with everyone else for reasons outside of your otherworldly origin.
-You acted differently than the typical guy here at NRC, and you seemed to get along with the peers that were more ‘traditionally feminine’ best.
-It would explain Trey’s coddling and Cater’s secretiveness.
-Still, he didn’t want to assume. This was Ace and Deuce, and Ace could just be messing around with Deuce.
-So, at your next tutoring session, he broaches the subject as politely as possible.
-“So, prefect, I have… overheard something that I wanted to ask you about.”
“Oh no, am I in trouble because of Ace and Deuce again.”
“Not… technically… I did, however, overhear them talking about… you being a woman.”
“…I’m gonna kill them.”
“I could collar them for you, if that would help.”
-The confirmation was reassuring for Riddle in multiple ways. 
-1) Ace isn’t as terrible of a person as the thought he was.
-2) He wasn’t crazy in noticing the slight differences in you and your other peers.
-Now, you and Riddle aren’t exactly super close by any means, so your interactions with each other are limited to when you’re either being tutored or with friends in Heartslabyul.
-However, he is notably more nervous than he usually is.
-He doesn’t have some super secret crush on your all of the sudden, he just… never really had a chance to interact with women before.
-His mom kept him very sheltered from the opposite gender, so he has little to no experience with them.
-On top of that, because of his mother, he does have a slight fear of women. He’s afraid he’s going to upset you and you’ll blow a fuse on him or something.
-You have to assure him that you don’t bite and you won’t suddenly start screaming at him for no reason, and then he begins to relax a bit.
-Still, he’s very sweet and gentlemanly to you.
-If you need help with anyone around campus, you should come to him and he will have them dealt with accordingly.
Leona
-Leona “Respects Women” Kingscholar.
-Leona has SLIGHTLY worse smell than Ruggie, but he also knew immediately upon your arrival that you were a girl.
-In fact, he knew you weren’t a trans man, because they smell distinctly different from the typical woman.
-There aren’t many trans people in the Savannah though, so Ruggie not being able to pick up on that doesn’t really shock him.
-Leona, however, has smelled and seen plenty of trans people in his life time — you aren’t one of them.
-He won’t lie, he’s definitely interested in you. Women where he comes from are big and strong and proud, you’re just kind of plain.
-He keeps his ever curious eye on you though, because he’s interested in how you might navigate this whole thing.
-Now don’t get it twisted, he doesn’t care about you, he’s curious about you. 
-If you were to ask him for help on something, he wouldn’t offer it. (Not that you would, you seem particularly averse to him).
-However, if he were to see some creep trying to… well… creep on you, he’d chase them away without ever having you know he did.
-He was your secret bodyguard who wouldn’t admit it even if you held a knife to his throat.
-Still, he stayed out of your way and you stayed out of his. 
-A symbiotic relationship that you weren’t even aware existed… until you got in his way.
-Like Ruggie, when you start getting a little too involved in his ahem business, he gets pretty damn annoyed.
-You’re not exactly a threat to start, but you are a little trouble maker. If you find out what he’s up to, you’ll ruin his plans completely, and he can’t have that.
-However, he’s not exactly comfortable “taking care of you” like he is his male peers.
-He respects women, okay, you can’t blame him for not wanting to purposefully hurt you. (If his mom and brother found out, he’d never hear the damn end of it)
-He sends out Ruggie to scare you off, explicitly telling him he can’t hurt you on purpose.
-He knows Ruggie already has an idea of what’s going on, so he doesn’t have any qualms with telling him to be careful with you.
-Still, despite all this, he doesn’t really broach the topic until he’s forced to.
-He’s made it known to you, at this point, that he knows your secret. 
-He hasn’t caused you any extra trouble since his overblot, and he keeps his dorm members off your back, so you have no reason to interact with him… until, again, you get yourself into trouble.
-This time it’s YOU dragging him into your mess, despite him wanting nothing to do with it.
-You are convincing, though, so he gives and allows you to stay in his dorm room — rent free! Isn’t he so nice.
-Jack offers himself for protection if you need it, but you can see that Ruggie is quite bemused with the whole situation, so you decide to turn him down.
-Leona hasn’t tried anything yet, and he really could if he wanted to.
-You decide you can trust him. (You have to trust him).
-Then presents the issue of sharing a bed.
-Leona isn’t a weird pervert, okay. He isn’t absolutely leaping at the idea to be in bed with you — he’s so sorry.
-Honestly, it makes him a bit… uncomfortable.
-Sharing a bed is something you do with family or someone you’re involved with, not the weird magic-less kid who’s at least three years too young for you.
-So, Leona, ever the women’s rights activist, approaches you with a proposition.
-“Listen, I know you’re a woman and I know you know that. We’re not sharing a bed, there ain’t no way that’s happening.”
“Oh, so would you like the poor helpless homeless woman to sleep on the floor? How cruel can you be Leona.”
“Shut up, I’m not gonna do that to you. Listen, you can have the bed all to yourself and I’ll sleep on the couch, so long as you promise not to tell a single soul about this.”
“I promise.”
-You immediately tell Ruggie the next morning, and he is sure to make sure Leona never forgets it.
-Living with Leona for the short period of time that you do is very insightful!
-He’s actually pretty funny, much smarter than he lets on, and almost brotherly to you. Which does not fit the M.O. you built of him in your head.
-He’s gruff and pushy, but he does it out of genuineness.
-You end up getting really close to him because of it. 
-His quiet and laid-back demeanor are a break from the chaos of everyone else on campus, and he doesn’t make a big deal out of anything so you can just complain and he nods along unbothered.
-Only thing you notice that upsets him is when you bring up guys who bother you.
-Those guys tend to stop bothering you shortly after. How strange…
Azul
-Azul is hands down the last person on campus you want knowing about this.
-Riddle, Ruggie, Trey, Cater and pretty much everyone with half a brain tell you to stay as far away from him as possible.
-You see him in the halls sometimes, and he doesn’t look to bad. Unapproachable, sure, but he’s a rather pretty guy. Well put together and seemingly very smart from what you’ve been told.
-He helped to subdue Grim in the opening ceremony, so you know he’s magically capable. He’s also a house warden, so that goes unspoken, I suppose.
-He seems interested in you, from what you can tell. He always waves at you when he does see you in a sort of fake friendly kind of way. 
-You’ve seen him and his little (large, very large) goonies admiring ramshackle before.
-You’ve also politely asked them to not do that when you moved in, because it freaks you out a lot. To which they all gave you very eerie smiles and walked away.
-They remind you of a very small mafia, and you decided to heed your friends warnings because of that.
-You do so successfully for a long time too. Other than the few previously stated interactions, Azul seems un-inclined to bother you, and you don’t want to catch his leering eyes.
-Little do you know, Azul has a much more watchful eye on you that you initially thought.
-Sure, you don’t have much to offer him magic wise, but you have ramshackle. Oh, how he wants ramshackle.
-You are key to obtaining it, he just… has to find something on you first.
-You’re so painfully average. Perhaps a little more pretty in the face than his other peers, but you sacrifice that with the atrociousness of your uniform. 
-Truly, nothing about you is different.
-He almost gives up until Grim delivers him an opportunity in a pretty little bow.
-You agree to his contract out of the goodness of your heart, just like he knew you would. So sweet and kind are you, to practically hand him the deed to ramshackle on a silver platter.
-He notices, however, that Jade grows a very… sudden fascination with you.
-Sure, he told both Jade and Floyd to keep and eye on you and keep you in like, but for Jade to be so interested… very odd.
-Then, shortly after, Floyd’s own interest is piqued. Alright… less odd than Jade, but to have both of their eyes on you must mean he’s missing something. (I know I previously said that Floyd found out after Azul, but I was stupid and wrong and you should never listen to me when I’m talking about Floyd).
-He tries to get it out of them by any means, Asking, blackmailing, manipulation. He really does try, but their lips are sealed tight.
-It frustrates him to no end that they know something he doesn’t, and that he can’t figure out this very big secret.
-It stumps him for so long, because he’s looking in all the wrong places for the answer.
-Meanwhile, you know that Jade and Floyd know and you are TERRIFIED waiting for Azul to use this against you.
-The suspense starts killing you and making you anxious enough that its affecting sleep, so you decide to bite the bullet and arrange a meeting with him.
-Azul is honestly delighted, because he was just going to outright force the truth from you at this point.
-“I’m glad you set up this meeting, I’ve been meaning to talk to you.”
“I know… I’ve been pretty nervous about it since Jade and Floyd started pestering me.”
“Before I talk about what I want to, I’d like to hear what you have to say. I’m a good listener after all.”
“Too good, if you ask me. Uhm, anyway, so I know that Jade and Floyd to you that I’m a girl already, but I’m really hoping you would just leave me be. You owe me after all.”
“…You’re a girl?”
“Did they not tell you…?”
-what. What? WHAT?!?!?!
-How could he not tell, he feel so incredibly stupid. Its so obvious now that he thinks about it.
-No wonder Jade and Floyd wouldn’t stop teasing him about it.
-He agrees not to let the secret out — he DOES owe you his life, after all. This is a minor trade.
-However, he does not mentally recover from this revelation for a while.
-He doesn’t treat you very different, I suppose. He’s more gentlemanly with you, and is generally more friendly, but those things come from saving a persons life regardless.
-He is, surprisingly, willing to ensure your whole gender thing doesn’t get out so long as you work a few hours at the monster lounge.
-Probably the best at keeping it to himself and making sure it doesn’t get out. You wouldn’t expect any less with Azul, though.
Kalim
-You and Kalim don’t really have much of a chance to interact.
-He seems sweet enough, and you know he’s much kinder than the rest of the dorm leaders, but you don’t really have any reason to interact with him.
-Kalim also doesn’t think too much of you. 
-You caused a ruckus at the entrance ceremony, that’s for sure, but you kinda blend into the background.
-Besides he’s a party animal — constantly hosting these huge parties at his dorm just because he can.
-As someone trying to keep out of trouble and hide such a huge secret… yeah, parties aren’t exactly your forte.
-So, when you get roped in to coming to Scarabia over winter break, Kalim is pleasantly surprised!
-He’s always excited to make a new friend, and you’re pretty infamous around school, so he’s extra excited to get to know you.
-Kalim has no reason to question anything about you, like most other people would.
-However, he isn’t stupid. He has plenty of younger sisters, and he picks up on social queues better than you’d expect.
-He definitely suspects something is off, but he figures you would tell him if something was up. 
-You actually find him quite easy to be around. He’s someone who makes it easy to let your walls down and just relax with.
-Despite his sudden mood shifts, he always makes sure that you’re happy and healthy and doing the best you can be in your position.
-However, you run out of the magical potion that deepens your voice pretty quickly, and you have to go back to dramatically straining your voice.
-You sound sick, honestly, and it makes Kalim worry. 
-He figures that you’re forcing yourself to deepen your voice so you’re still perceived as a man.
-Instead of asking you directly, as Kalim does, he goes to Jamil.
-“Jamil…”
“What do you need, Kalim?”
“Don’t you think somethings… off with the prefect?”
“Off? What are you talking about, nothings off with them.”
“No, I mean… do you think they might be… a girl?”
“…Kalim, that’s very rude to say. You need to be more respectful.”
“…You’re right, I’m sorry. Could we get him something to soothe his voice though, it sounds rough.”
-Kalim is a lot more watchful of you after that. He just… knows something is wrong, but he doesn’t want to be rude.
-It’s actually you who comes to him when no one is around for help.
-“Kalim, uhm, I need your help.”
“Sure, what’s up?”
“So, I’m pretty sure you know, but I’m not a guy… I’m a girl, and I really need help hiding it. The longer I’ve been here, the harder it’s been on me.”
-Sweetheart he is, he promises to both help you and keep your secret to himself — and he does both surprisingly well!
-He offers his private bathroom to you so you can shower in peace. 
-It’s honestly the best bath you’ve ever had with all his sweet smelling oils. Your skin feels so smooth and renewed.
-Still, even with this, you still don’t feel safe with anyone else — plus the fact that Kalim has random and horrifying mood shifts. You have to flee.
-And yet you still get dragged into more trouble with the octatrio. You still get exposed to the whole dorm by a crazed Jamil, and now have to deal with the horror that they’ll tell everyone.
-Kalim feels awful, and thus shows his forgiveness in the best way he can: giving gifts.
-You get tons of apology gifts from him in the coming months. Baskets of the best shower stuff you’ve ever had; a new, better fitted but still innocuous uniform; enough tuna to keep grim satisfied for years (and sweets that you happily keep to yourself).
-It’s so nice, but you start to feel bad. It feels like you’re taking advantage of his guilt, when you’re not really upset at anyone involved anymore.
-You’re welcome at Scarabia any time. None of his dorm members will ever cause you any trouble, and you can dress and act and sound however you want within Scarabia’s walls. 
Vil
-Miss beauty queen himself. We love Vil, we Stan Vil, we adore Vil… 
-Oh my god he’s a pain in the ass though, especially for you.
-He sees through you in an instant.
-Truly, Vil finds you to be more of a little pest than anything.
-You are constantly in trouble, you are magic less, and you decided to needlessly hide your gender.
-The last one is the worst offense in his eyes.
-Vil is someone who does not value gender, but expression. Your gender does not matter as much as your expression, therefore you hiding your expression irks him.
-He’s understanding enough in the fact that he knows you might be doing this to protect yourself, but he finds it stupid and useless, because you’re easy to see through.
-He avoids you, and you avoid him. Simple as that.
-Unfortunately for Vil, you’ve caught Rook’s eye, which means he must sit through many hours of Rook rambling on about his “findings” about you.
-When you tried out for the VDC, he was simply going to turn you and Grim away, but Rook convinced him to give you a chance.
-Rook wanted him to help your reveal your “inner beauty”, though Vil wasn’t sure if you had any of that.
-You wore baggy, horrifically ugly clothing up until winter break. Your hair was constantly a mess. Your skin was poorly taken care of, and the bags under your eyes were as dark as night.
-It almost made him feel bad for you… so despite his better judgement, he decided to invest time in you.
-Vil makes it very clear that he knows what your whole secret is.
-“I am aware of the fact that you are a woman, however, I will continue to use your preferred pronouns since it seems to bring you comfort.”
-He’s very insistent that you allow him to do your skincare AND your makeup whenever you give him the chance.
-Especially when he moves into ramshackle temporarily, he’s very insistent on maintaining your skincare routine.
-He essentially makes your entire nightly routine himself, and is right there over your shoulder making sure you do it right.
-Despite how overbearing it is, you actually make good friends with him through this.
-Being stuck alone in a room with no one but him to talk to forces you two to talk.
-You get to learn why he cares so much about appearances, and he gets to know why you hide to protect yourself.
-“It’s just… easier to pretend, because guys will bother me less that way.”
“I can’t understand why they would bother you. You’ve done nothing to them, so why would they want to do anything to you.”
“That’s the thing, I don’t know either. I just know it’s scary, and I don’t want to deal with it.”
-You move him, honestly. You’re strong even though you’re scared, and that’s beautiful. Thats what true beauty is.
-He helps you embrace your inner self and express that, while still helping you to hide your gender in a way that feels safe.
-You are always welcome at Pomefiore, and you can come to either him or Rook if you have any issues at all.
-It’s like having a big sister, almost.
Idia
-Idia has eyes everywhere.
-Every inch of that campus is (illegally) being monitored by his watchful eyes. 
-When he’s bored in class, he flicks through the cameras to amuse himself — maybe he’ll see someone slip and fall on their ass. That would be funny.
-He’s not really interested in you in particular.
-In fact, he’d like to keep a very far distance between the two of you.
-You’re… intimidating. You’ve fought some of the most powerful mages on campus and won.
-Total final boss energy, not something Idia is interested in being around.
-What he IS interested in is that wittle kitty you’ve got following you around.
-When he’s bored in class, he goes searching for Grim, and where Grim is you are sure to be.
-So, despite his aversion to you, he ends up spending a lot of time watching you.
-He starts to notice… things about you.
-He notices that you seem to put on a tough guy persona around… well… other guys in your class.
-When it’s just you and Grim though? You’re the softest softie he’s ever seen.
-It’s top tier cringe watching you try to being all macho, so he much prefers your more quiet and relaxed self you show in private.
-Seriously though, you’re a TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON when you’re alone with certain people.
-EVEN YOUR VOICE CHANGES!!!
-It’s so uber creepy, it’s like a jumpscare every time you drop that fake deep voice.
-If he’s being real, you’ve got a pretty voice. Honestly, you’re really pretty period. Too pretty to be a guy honestly.
-…
-….
-…..HOLY SHIT!!!
-He has to check your medical files to be sure — which he obviously has access to, thanks to having access to everything Ortho has access to.
-Blah blah blah allergies, blah blah blah horrific injuries from overblots, blah blah blah- AH HAH!
-Next to gender you are listed as… transgender man.
-He doesn’t wanna be that weird transphobic incel, but from what he’s seen? He highly doubts that.
-From what he’s seen in his (invasive) watching, you’re definitely doing the troupe of hiding your gender to better fit in.
-He feels like he’s in an anime or something.
-He doesn’t really want to bother you about it — but from watching you, you seem like someone he’d really enjoy being around.
-Ortho also insists that he’d get along with you very well!
-…It’s worth a shot right.
-He tries several times to “bump” into you, which always ends in him skittering away in fear.
-He psyches himself out every time. “They wouldn’t even wanna hang out with a loser like me.” “They’re way too cool for someone as lame as me.” 
-It’s not until you invite yourself to one of tabletop club’s meetings that he’s forced to interact with you.
-He’s really banking on the fact that you’ll be too busy talking with Azul to notice him, but then Azul leaves and its just you and him.
-Him and you…
-Both of you… in total and complete silence.
-…yep… 
-“Uhm, Idia…?”
“yES!?”
“I came here cause I wanted to talk to you, sorry for being so underhanded about it, I just couldn’t get you alone without you running off.”
“AH— I mean, ahem, okay. My bad.”
-You totally cornered him like an evil villain.
-All because you wanted to… be his friend?
-Is he dreaming, going insane perhaps, did HE get isekaied into an alternate universe where he was likable???
-Nope, Ortho just talks him up a lot, and you think his hair is cool. Huh. Kinda lame compared to what he was thinking.
-You guys talk a LOT after that. You exchange numbers and you text him about all sorts of stuff — and he’s actually interested in it!
-You learn that he’s been watching you and Grim for a long time, and while you scold him.
-You think it’s pretty funny that he’s embarrassed about his love for cute things.
-“If you’ve been keeping your eye on me for so long, you must’ve figured out that I’m a girl, right?”
“Yeah, you’re not great at hiding it. That macho guy act is suuuuper lame, you look like a noob lol.”
“Hey! I’m just copying what Deuce told me to do!”
-You guys don’t really see each other face to face very often, but like I said you text a lot.
-Sometimes he’ll text you shit like ‘I saw that, saved it for blackmail.’ After you biffed your shit on the pavement or something.
-When Idia gets more comfortable, you two spend hours on call whenever you get the chance.
-He lends you some of his precious manga, and even gives you an older TV he had laying around so you can watch stuff at ramshackle.
-Sometimes he invites you over to play video games with him and Ortho, and he gets all cocky and proud when you gush about how cool all his tech is.
-And, yeah, Idia definitely forms a little crush on you — but he would do that regardless of your gender. 
-He just likes you a lot, and you can feel safe on campus knowing he’s watching over you when you need it. (Mostly watching Grim, tbh.)
Malleus
-We know that Malleus enjoys… creeping outside of Ramshackle.
-He spends quite a lot of time on your front lawn, therefore, he’s usually in proximity of you.
-However, he is very intimidating!
-As a young woman in a magical world that you are not from, a very tall man with horns is the exact opposite of what you want to be around.
-Besides, you’ve heard the rumors about him — how powerful he is, and how scary he is.
-Malleus, on the other hand, is admittedly curious about you.
-He finds humans in their own right incredibly interesting, but you are not just a regular human.
-You are a human who has no magic and is from another world entirely. 
-You are something he has never once seen in his whole life, so excuse his childish curiosity.
-Still, you’re sort of cleverly avoiding him at every chance you get, and he just can’t quite find the time to talk to you.
-Until one night, you come back rather late and you find him in your yard… again.
-You send Grim in by himself and decide to confront him by yourself, because you are tired of being afraid to fall asleep at night.
-“Hey, you, could you maybe not stare at my house in the middle of the night!”
-Oh. You are quite feisty, and very bold to approach Malleus Draconia with such an aggressive tone.
-“I’m unsure what you mean, I’m simply admiring the architecture.”
“I don’t care WHAT you’re doing, you’re freaking me out! I know you’re supposedly some big scary monster guy, but I need you to STOP being weird outside my house.”
“…My apologies…”
-Malleus is pleasantly surprised at your spunk — he’s never been spoken to like that, he’s excited by it.
-After you yell at him, you let him explain himself, and you realize he is just… really, really bad at socializing.
-He wasn’t watching you, he just really enjoys silence and ramshackle is the quietest place on campus — even with you living in it.
-So, you give him the benefit of the doubt, because he really does just seem like he’s lost on everything around him 90% of the time.
-You don’t hang out with him during the day, but if you happen to see him on your lawn (as he usually is), you go out and hang out with him for a while.
-It makes Malleus happy, because you treat him like a friend. You give him cute nicknames, and you invite him inside for snacks, and you go out of your way to say hello to him when you pass him in the halls.
-He also gets to know more about you, and his curiosities about you and your world get quelled.
-He doesn’t really question anything about you, especially not your gender.
-Gender is hardly important for fae, and you seem confident in your expression, so he has no reason to wonder. Besides, there are far more thrilling things about you than your sex.
-So, you and Malleus start to grow close. So close, in fact, that you can confidently say that he’s one of your closest friends.
-At this point, almost everyone who you want to know about your gender knows. Everyone but Malleus.
-Initially you kept it a secret because you didn’t know how good he was at not talking, but now…
-Now, well, you don’t really have a reason.
-People usually question you at this point, or at least seem suspicious, but Malleus?
-Malleus shows not a hint that he thinks something is up. It’s odd to you, isn’t he supposed to be super smart or something. Maybe he’s just too respectful.
-Regardless, you decided to talk to him about it the next time you see him staring at the gargoyles around campus.
-“Hey Tsunotaro, what’re you up to?”
“Just admiring these gargoyles here, aren’t they fascinating? They were the first few installed in the school, if my memory serves me correctly.”
“They are very cool, but could I ask you something not gargoyle related?”
“What is it, child of man?”
“You know that I’m, uhm, a girl right?”
“Oh. I did not know that, how interesting.”
-He doesn’t understand why you would hide that, but it doesn’t really perturb him that much.
-The most you got was an eyebrow raise, and then he was back to his gargoyles.
-You were pretty satisfied with that, so you figured he wouldn’t tell anyone… and then you hear him loudly talking about it with his friends in Diasomania.
-Sigh… he means well, but he just doesn’t get the social stuff.
-You’re not mad, because pretty much everyone knows at this point, but it still sucks that he’s such a loudmouth.
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arthenaa · 2 months
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Hey bro I like your writing and I was wondering if you could give us some Mizu x Filipino!Reader hcs🥺👉👈 ̶(̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶g̶o̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶)̶
I have to make this poetic I'm so sorry but also making it modern!au and canon setting teehee (ALSO DOUBLE UPDATE?) slight nsfw ig!! mdni.
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canon divergent, just think of this is as that scene from Goyo where Remedios and Gregorio Pilar do a wholeass pining scene idk
Absolutely met you at some fancy ass noble party
You're a child of a wealthy Senor who's in great partnership with the Lords from the Commonwealth
Mizu's camping in and disguising herself in the party to find more intel on her next target and then she bumps into you
at first you're like very inquisitive of where she came from (considering that you view her as a man at this point), how she enjoys the party and what not
then you're suddenly like ik what you're doing. you're not from here.
Mizu's thrown off bc haha this is an international gathering of sorts and like ppl here are mostly foreign
you're like well its bc you're so obvious when it comes to occasions like this that I've already spotted you from a while back
and so youre like dancing and all and Mizu has no choice but to extract info from you
she reveals that shes looking for a white man, and that he may have connections here in the ph
and coincidence cuz you, who's also a part of the resistance, have been tracing the weapons provider of the spanish army.
so you guys work together. you give her intel, she helps you hunt down the provider and their little goons
it kind of starts like an enemies to lovers .... kind of a forced situation where Mizu has to deal with the resistance in order to get to what she wants but rlly theres no other way around
falls in love w your love for your country
despite your privileged upbringing, you're deeply interconnected with your roots, and have been fighting for the filipino people
you guys fight over the simplest of things, like how she doesnt wear things right or holds weapons correctly
you definitely bond over weaponry though and its history. the first time you've seen her katana, you were so amazed. in return, you showed her a kampilan—a sword carved and forged by your grandfather. she had so many questions.
yeahh overall i think what pulled you together was your shared anger and desperation for justice. No matter the situation, whether it be a resistance against oppression or looking for the man that caused a hellscape within your life, y'all resonated with the emotions and trauma that came with that.
BEST BELIEVE THE SEX WAS GOOD and rough and yes hbejawhejehe mhm
anys thats all. you're like PARA SA PILIPINAS and shes on her knees.
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modern au hehe
met through int sch program. mizu is a transferee from japan who joined their uni's international program and got linked w ur sch
she was in one of ur classes and like yeah, she was nearest to u so she had no choice but to ask u for sch stuff
YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS PRETTY CUTE but like u wanted a good impression so u tried to help her as much as u could
even gave her a tour of the campus
showed her a few iconic eating places that she could go to jic her budget was on a limit or wanted good filo food
you wanted to expose her to the culture as slowly as u could just so that she could adapt and pace herself
definitely stuck by your side since then
you learned that she's going to study here for 3 years before going back to japan for her masters, and you're like wow thats so cool and shes like thanks
definitely a gamer
you guys hang out at one of the comp shops nearby (IF NAGAARAL KAYO SA TAFT .... guys suki ako don HAHAHA)
loves learning abt history, esp filipino craftsmanship
you definitely treat her to various street foods
mizu : what's this
you : we call it kwek kwek, but u can call it neon balls
mizu: neon balls????
showed and taught her how public transpo works once, and she gets a hang of it a week later
knows her way around manila than you do (author is projecting mb)
knows basic filo words when navigating. you teach her the slang.
basically friends to lovers guys omg, ayon sana all eme
you do that lips thing where you point w ur lips and at first, she was so confused (this is during your relationship)
she thought you were asking for a kiss and she kissed u and you were like ?!@!?@??$?
mizu: ha
you: I WAS ASKING FOR THE,ASd MUGWTF
mizu: ahhh my bad haha
walks u to class teehee
hangs around in empty class rooms esp comp labs and you guys watch movies there
momol sa dorm, momol sa clasroom na madilim, momol sa may agno charot
MOMOL = MAKE OUT MAKE OUT LANG
revels in simple pda like linking ur pinkies together, thigh against thigh when seating, and just yk so landi. landi niyo.
you have her id pic on the back of ur id and she yours on her clear phonecase
EWWWW GAY PPL (affectionate)
unintentionally matching
loves gifting u jewelry esp necklaces (likes to see it when u guys are in the bedroom, splayed on your chest and just yk decorating your collarbones so nicely)
holds your hand and helps you cross the street omf
pays for ur commute fee when riding the jeepney
memorizes ur kwek kwek and fishball sauce combination
loves exchanging one shoe w u for funsies
loves taking pics w u w the cats on campus
OVERALL A CUTIE TEEHEE!
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A/N: DEDICATED KAY DELULU RECEIVER!! eto para sayo sorry ginutom keta ng sobra huhu @ianiralvs may isa pa kong utang sayo na req mo hihi gagawen ko pa yon to muna HHAHHAHA
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drunkenlionwrites · 10 months
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Hehe hi! I'm new to your blog but I like your writing a whole lot already! (I saw your post about sending in HSR stuff and was so excited!)
I was wondering about a little something (even just hcs) for Sampo with a fem!reader who's basically like Natasha's little sister and works in the clinic too 💕 fluff and spice is always nice 💕
Keep up the excellent writing!
-Ally
Hi Ally! Thanks so much for the request, and so sorry for taking a long time to complete it, I've been writing less frequently as of late. Thanks for your kind words and hope you like these headcanons I came up with. 💖💖 Sampo x fem!reader who works at Natasha's clinic Warnings: none, fluff, mostly sfw, g/n reader, no pronouns, no specific body parts mentioned
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You’ve been with Natasha since she’s managed to open her clinic, with some age difference, Nat basically treated you like younger sister. It was nice to have someone looking out for you in the Underworld, so you did your best to help her with anything you could, basically becoming her apprentice as well.
When a weird self-confident but a tad smarmy guy showed up in the Underworld and assisted Natasha with providing some medicine from Overworld as well as some info and intel about what has been happening in Belobog, you didn’t pay a lot of attention to him.
It’s not until he started openly flirting with you, bringing small trinkets with him when coming to clinic to trade with Natasha. “To my precious customer’s precious person, free of charge” he’d say, offering you few flowers growing only in the Overworld, some intricate sweets you’ve never tasted, notebooks, postcards with Belobog views with some cheesy one-liners written inside them.
It all looked fairly innocent, and you didn’t seem interested, always making fun of Sampo’s manner of speech and antics, so Natasha could only roll her eyes at his antics and brush everything off, with you giggling on the backside.
You haven’t even noticed how Sampo’s visits became more and more frequent, him coming to hang out in the hospital even when Natasha was out just to chat you up. He’s been nothing but gallant and polite with you, even if a bit obnoxious, so you had no reason to reject his offers to walk you home when you ran errands, to just entertain him with an idle talk when he barged into clinic saying he’s terribly bored.
With Natasha and Seele always doting on you and nagging you about Sampo’s shady ways, you decided to keep your friendship low-key and offered him to meet somewhere outside clinic, to which Sampo wholeheartedly agreed with the biggest grin you’ve seen on his face.
You didn’t know it at the time, but that was how you basically went on a first date with him and how your more intimate relationship kick-started.
Even though it has been interesting to listen to Sampo’s overexaggerated stories about his adventures and heists, it has been even more nice when his tongue was busy with something (or rather someone) other than talking.
Kissing in the dark alleyways, giggling, and hiding in the clinic’s storage room, basically devouring each other and desperately grinding your bodies, while making sure Natasha or clinic’s patients cannot hear you, hiding from angry Seele who’s been chasing Sampo to chastise him for something he has done again, constantly patching up his wounds – it all became a part of your everyday routine.
You started enjoying the mischievous side of him a lot more, coming to terms with a bit shady persona he has and the ‘businesses’ he seemed to have a never-ending amount of. Though, observing his actions closely, you’ve noticed that he’s never been outright cruel or backstabbing to people, or so you wanted to think to satisfy your goody-two-shoes persona. Sometimes you still nagged him over the things he’s done that seemed too much for your standards, so Sampo begrudgingly agreed with you time and time again to repair the damage he's done to some people.
Natasha’s been fuming when she returned home one day a bit earlier and saw Sampo in your bedroom, him managing to say only “Wooops” with a shrug of his shoulders. She’s never expected this outcome, especially with Sampo’s lessened visits and flirting with you at the clinic lately. So, you two ended up sitting in the living room and receiving a ‘parent talk’ from her.
Sampo’s almost weaseled his way from under Natasha’s scrutiny, but it was mostly due to your assurance that you’re an adult person responsible for your own actions and you’ve got everything under control.
Once busted, the rumors spread around the Underworld, you’ve started receiving all kinds of comments about your relationship, earning only exasperated groans from you. Though, you’ve been happy that you don’t need to hide anymore. Well…unless Sampo has been chased by Seele again, or hiding from some of the café’s patrons to whom he owed something, or haven’t finished Oleg’s errand in a long time…
But you like it, you love your boyfriend and how the things are never simple and boring with him. And, despite him being a total menace he has not stopped showing his love and appreciation for you for a single moment, always being sure to shower you with gifts and attention whenever he got back from his heists.
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bubble-tea-blossom · 10 months
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Professional Horse Trainer, Joel Miller
Ok hear me out...
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Modern times, and Joel Miller is a pro horse trainer, you’re his assistant trainer.  You, along with his nephew and his friend work under Joel, running the stables while Joel takes clients, and help train long term stayers. 
You worked mostly alone at the start, only occasionally working one on one with Joel. But as the years went by Joel saw your value and skill surpass even his nephew’s along with your clearly surpassing common sense development, Joel started having you accompany him on his trips to different states to do conferences or see private clients willing to pay to have him come to them. 
It’s been a while now that you’re now his always go-to for trips. Sometimes you wonder if his nephew is jealous. But you kinda don't really care.
Because honestly, long car trips across the flat open plains, sometimes venturing into the mountains just the two of you, getting every meal with each other, sleeping in the rooms next to each other, seeing the other sleepy eyed in the morning while you eat shitty motel breakfast across from each other at the much too small table; being in such close quarters with Joel for days, sometimes even weeks, is the most painful blessing.
Yeah, your little crush on him you had when you first started has only kindled into a full on forest fire. 
The first thing that kept your gaze lingered on him for a moment too long was his way with the horses. The way he is with them is gentle, firm but never mean, never cruel. When there’s even a small minor improvement he speaks to them with real pride in his praise as he coos at them, low and soft.  You find yourself sometimes shifting your feet when you listen to him praise the mares. You feel a little guilty about the reaction you can’t help but feel when he gives caressing praises like,
Good girl.
Atta girl, there ya go. 
The occasional Good job, pretty girl. 
His whispered praises haunt you in the dark of night while you stare up at the ceiling trying to sleep. Trying to ignore the pulse in between your legs. Pretend you don’t want to widen your knees, reach your hand down the length of your body, and touch where you so desperately want your boss to touch. But you can’t admit that to yourself. You’ve often rely on just pretending there’s nothing wrong, and it’s seen you thru many situations. 
So here you are, lying in bed in the Green Lounge Motel in north Arizona, trying not to think about Joel on the other side of the wall above your head as you lie there. You wonder what he’s wearing to bed. He seems like a underwear sleeper. Your traitorous brain supplies the image of Joel first lying in bed in his underwear (which you have seen him in real life, traveling together for so long means its bound to happen, you're just glad there hasn't been an awkward moment where he catches you in that state...yet.) Then your mind provides the image of Joel lying in bed in his underwear..."releasing steam."
You wonder what he looks like as he takes himself in hand, head against the wall, eyes closed as he groans, fist pumping up and down. You wonder what he thinks about, or if he watches porn on his phone or something. You can't help but to hope wonder if he ever thinks about you. 
You have limited info you gained when you were 15 talking to 15 year old boys, that said its more likely a guy you know has jerked off to you even if he’s not really interested in you, than not. But you don’t like that scenario. Joel’s nothing like those 15 year old boys. Joel’s a man. 
You used to not get it, the difference of boys and men. Joel’s nephew for example, you could describe him as both a man and a boy. But Joel’s no boy. He’s quite a bit older than you, shown through the crow’s feet by his eyes, and the gray hair on his chin and by his temple. Year by year the silver strands creep further and further. It also shows through his hands, often dry and cracked, callouses on his palm and finger tips both from work and from guitar. 
You think about his hands now, squeezing your eyes shut harder, legs clenched tight as if you can block out the ache.
You think about how thick his fingers are compared to yours. About how his fingers would feel sinking inside the wet pull of your pussy. He’d need to start with one, and work his way up to two. The rough pad of his thumb rubbing the pearl of your clit, his fingers inside rubbing at that spot that gives you shudders. He laps at your neck, giving the soft skin under your jaw wet kisses, breathing praise into your skin. 
Good girl, taking my fingers so well. 
You soaking my hand, pretty girl, does this feel good? 
You nod and whimper your approval. Back arching when Joel dips his head to take your nipple into his mouth. His tongue dances over the nub of sensitive nerves and sends a buzz to your toes. Your hand goes to his hair to try and ground yourself at the sensations he's sending through your body.  
You’re so wet now that you can hear him fingering you. Fuck, just the thought, Joel Miller fingering you, makes you clench down on him.
“You want me to keep fucking you with my fingers or do you want my cock sweetheart.” Joel asks you, watching you as you reply. 
“I want your cock, please Joel.” You’ve been aching for it for so long. 
“Ok, but I gotta stretch you a little more, sweetheart.” He husks, pulling his fingers out to replace with his tongue, making you gasp as his takes your pussy in his mouth. He tongue fucks you for a bit before replacing with his fingers, this time sinking a third finger in. 
You suck in a sharp inhale as you half sit up, the stretch smarting too sharply. 
“I’m sorry darling.” Joel coos, retracting his fingers carefully. Instead he rubs the sting away at the opening in your slit. Circling the muscle and tissue there, as he slowly adds more pressure. Then, ever so slowly, sinks all three fingertips inside your cunt. He knows he's taken his time properly when the walls of of your cunt almost suck him deeper. It makes him smile, your body's eagerness to accept him and take him inside. Joel takes his time until finally he's three fingers, knuckle deep. He picks up his pace, fucking you open. Getting you ready. 
Your older cousin once told you, that you have a good guess what a man’s dick is like based on his hands. And Joel has broad, thick and long fingers.
You feel your stomach muscles clench down as your back arches from the beams of pleasure you feel rushing through you. You've grown so wet you can hear the fingers as they stroke around and inside you. Your jaw drops open as you get closer and closer, eyes squeezed shut, practically an inch from release.
Your hear nearly stops when a loud bang from the room next to yours. You freeze in place, heart racing from being so close, you listen for any other sounds. Ears strained you can hear Joel's footsteps walk back and forth. You're guessing something fell, something kinda big from the sound of it. But after that you hear no more.
You look over at the motel's alarm clock besides you. It's 2:11 in the morning, when you thought the lateness would gain you added privacy. Apparently not and now you're desperately trying to remember how loud you were being. You hadn't been focusing as much on staying absolutely quiet when your imagination was running around like that.
You'd come back to yourself with your mouth partially open, to which you close it, feeling dread that you might have slipped up.
Oh god, what if you had said Joel's name out loud or something, you couldn't imagine a worse, worse case scenario than your boss finding out about your little crush by overhearing you frigging yourself.
Your knees clap together as you roll over your side, face in your hands as embarrassment flows over you.
What were you doing? Touching yourself imaging your boss fucking you, a thing that most people would agree isn't exactly grade A morals. You let your orgasm fade out and feel the last unsure thumps in your pelvic floor ebb away, wishing it was getting caved in by a certain someone.
See? It's thoughts exactly like that cross the line.
You slap your sweaty palm to your forehead, trying to knock some sense back into you. You settle on your side, curled in the fetal position, knees pressed tightly together. Eyes shut, you will yourself to sleep. You have to be up early to get on the road to start your journey back to Wyoming. You really hope the next 10 hours of being stuck in a car with Joel won't involve you being extra squirmy, being pent up. You can feel how mad your pussy is, being that close to what had been an impeding incredible finish.
After a much too long of a time, you do fall asleep. Your last thoughts after an overwhelming race of them, was of course the one you spent the whole time trying not to think about.
What had Joel been doing up so late.
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XH Jungsu hcs pt.1
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Summery: just what the title says. something hopefully you find cute, fluffy, and shorter to read approximately: 10 min read
a/n: mark my words next month I WILL do a pt.2 that's more in the hcs I did for jooyeon where its about how y'all probably got together and little scenes from yalls relationship just gotta get this gyu fic out first. please comment or reblog if you liked this!
warnings/info: kissing, some sort of relationship idk what tho never really specified, cuddles, mentions of washing your face (don't forget to wash the grime off today y'all) mentions of him needing reader but noting else of the like is mentioned, talking about changing a light bulb with wet hands (don't ask), a couple misspelled words ill eventually will get to and weed out. pls don't be mean I did most of this with no sleep
~this is simply a piece of fiction. my imagination onto "paper." this is in no way meant to be taken as an actual or real representation of anyone~
ok ok ok there's so many things I don't even know where to start!!
first of all, the softest human being you could ever ask for
I dunno man he just exudes cuddly-ness to me
speaking of cuddles, while I don't think physical touch is one of his love languages, that doesn't mean the first time he gets a taste of you so close to him, he doesn't wanna have you in each others arms for eternity.
Lazy. Morning. Cuddles.
nothing more even needs to be said on that. they're his favorite with you
tangled in the sheets and each others limbs all over the place, his arm about to fall asleep because you're laying on it.... facing each other...
there's not much in life that brings him more indescribable immense joy than to wake up next to you and turn over to scoop you up into his arms.
during times like these, you'd talk, about anything and everything cause it didn't really matter. he would always listen intentively and so would you, calming whatever worries you might have and making you feel like everything would be ok.
cause to be honest, it would be with him around
that brings another thing:
I feel like he's not only the type to listen and provide good advice when he feels like you'd like or need it, but he's also the type to see something going wrong in the moment and try his best to help pull you out of it
like if he can sense someone is making you feel uncomfortable he'll go over there by you, most of the time he doesn't really do much, knowing that you can handle yourself. but at the same time him making his presence known calms and comforts you
don't get me wrong tho, if the time is right he will be saying something to defuse or help that uncomfortable situation
skincare routines together!!!!!
like you cannot convince me that doing that together wouldn’t one, be extremely frequent, and two, is one of the cutest things to do ever
it all started when he gently helped you do it when you were too tired to do so yourself
he knew you’d be mad with yourself if you didn’t get it don’t you slept with an unwashed face
so, being the great guy he is he coaxed you into the bathroom and helped you with it
”lemme help you, sweetie.” He said “I know you’re mostly asleep already”
And there…. Was born a treasure of a tradition.
From then on you’d do it together cause quote “it was kinda fun”
imagine him gently rubbing your cheeks, nose, wherever, with your facial wash! It’d be so cute I can’t—
but most of the time it just consisted of you two doing it next to each other in the bathroom or bedroom mirror
sometimes he’d lean his head on your shoulder and stare up at you, the only thought in his mind how lucky he was to have you
God, just the thought of it— the word itself, even, made his heart swell with joy
Plus he thinks it’s really cute to do that little couple thing together
he boops his nose to yours. I won't be taking any comments
prue fact
honestly he's pretty much your best friend
thinks you're the coolest human alive no matter what you do
like you could be putting your shoes on and he's still mesmerized
he's standing there like "ugh the way you put them on?? I've never seen anything like it"
for real tho, he exudes this aura that makes you feel like you can do anything
and spurs you on to do just that!
cause you can! duh!
here's something I really appreciate about some people that I feel he'd be like:
as someone who is like, your best friend, he wouldn't always act like you're always right
though most of the time you are tbh
but sometimes you need that person telling you that hey, maybe this isn't the best decision and not just supporting you just cause
like a REAL supporter ya know
at least to me, someone who like really actually supports you is someone who will actually try and help if you need it and tries their hardest to make sure you don't get hurt
like "um yeah maybe changing a light bulb with wet hands isn't the best."
idk man most people know not to do that but you catch my drift?
don't get me wrong tho he still worships the ground you walk on
he just cares so much about you that he actually wants to help
also I don't know why this came into my mind but in the words of Alicia keys: he'll "love you when you're weak and love you when you're strong"
because unlike some, he wants to help because he cares, but that's not his only focus.
if you accomplish something, then he'll applaud you, never jealous. just happy you were able to do what you did
if you need help, he won't hesitate to help you
there's no room for any type of wounded masculinity with all the love he has for you in his heart.
I don't know how else to explain it but there you go
just... you're both a voice of reason for each other
I've said this before but you're like the seasoning that makes his life better
actually wait no
not better
the best it possibly can be
and who doesn't want their life to be the best it could?
ugh oh my god his kisses!!!!!
his kisses are the sweetest fr
they can either be the softest and sweetest thing you've ever felt or the could be the hungriest
but no matter what they always will maintain that softer and sweeter than cotton candy feel to them that you can never get tired of
he's got you chasing his lips after he pulls away type shit
he does he same to be honest lmao
no matter if he needs you
or if he just, I dunno, wants to kiss you lol
they're still so soft and somehow still delicate that even feathers would be jealous
holds your face and leans his body into yours when he kisses you and it makes the both of you smile into it
there's a lot of that
just joy that not only can't help but bubble over in how smiley the both of you are together, but also the way you've become around others
~end~
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coffee-in-veins · 3 months
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Hey there,
Sorry to hear about the entire shitfest with the DD contest and I think you argued your case well. It adds insult to injury that you showed your picture beforehand but the disqualification came right at the end of the deadline.
It's also double standards that Dismas' manspread bulge in the CC is fine, so is Amani and Audrey's backstory but someone has a seriously troubling view on what counts as erotica and they kick you out for it.
I saw this picture and thought "this looks familiar" but I couldn't really place why until you showed the For Honor reference (shame on me, I played that game like an addict for a while, even made a Reynauld character) and that is a pretty cool kill move. And you did the reference justice.
I hope that in time you will be able to look at the piece and not think of it as a waste of time. Sometimes it's hard to love a product when the people behind it disappoint us so much.
I for one would like to thank you for sharing your wonderful art with us and wish you all the best!
hello hello o/
thank you for reaching out to me. i really appreciate that. those two days were a mess and a half, not gonna lie. and i'm really happy to hear that you like the picture! the support shown for it definitelly dulled some of the "this is such a waste of my effort, love and care" feel, thank you and everyone else for it
the real salt to injury was that disqualification came *after* the showcase was posted. it's been an hour since all participants were shown in a new channel, and i started to get nervous and had to ask around who should i even talk to to get any info on what happened with my work. i thought that maybe i messed up and sent confirmation to rules from one email and the work itself from another... so the "too violent" (as i understood at the time) disqualification was like a kick to the throat.
when i started posting about the fact that i was disqualified for "violence" and people started wondering, then the mods came into picture. and the first one who contacted me even was on my side, seeing this as some mistake as well. so i had my false hopes.
i didn't include those snapshots because they were basically a couple of words with a promise to look into things. it was Lux, if anyone is wondering.
then the gem who wasted a few hours of my life appeared, trying to gaslight me into believing that incel interpretation of an execution pose is somehow my fault... you know the rest. by that point i wasn't meek or baffled. i was pissed.
now i'm mostly numb. double standards are the way to go, i suppose. when the guy argued that depiction of canonical events is bannable in the Hellsing he brought out of nowhere, i knew it was a lost cause.
heh, glad to hear you faintly recognized the pose and think i did it justice! that's always reassuring to hear. a small part of me wonders if it would've helped if i sent those pictures and video alongside the progress pictures we were required to send. most likely no. maybe i'm just trying to see if there was anything i could do to make things work... a faulty way of thinking, i suppose. the burden of evidence for accusation is on the accusing side, after all, and there was no evidence provided. and again, most of me just hopes for feeling closure in a day or six.
thank you again for your kind words and reassurance! it means a lot to me <3
p.s. also i know what my author's notes for each and every RRR chapter will be from now on ;}
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Howdy! I never got to visit the Glen much, but I wanted to know more about your kind! How do you reap the resources you have? Do you have a rancher? What does your kind typically indulge on?" end id)
@nelumbo-lotuses Hello Mason :> I'm not sure if you're the one in my world, but I'll do my best to answer. Before I last went to sleep, when the Glen was more intact, we did a fair bit of both ranching & farming. About half the Glen denizens engaged in small-scale farming of this kind, & everyone engaged in moss farming (more on this below). The chief livestock was - flips through a book - rams for milk & wool, & chickens for eggs & meat. I think some of the ranchers moved here, actually! There's one guy across the way who I keep hearing baaing noises from his window... As for what we indulge in, meat soups! Chicken, to be precise. Ram is too gamey unless you slow cook it.
Anyway, farming! I figure you'll be most interested in this subject. Sadly, I don't know everything, & my books that had the best info on this were lost in the floods. I do know the glenfolk used to farm a lot more before the Sun went away, but I couldn't tell you what plants. I think there is a seed vault somewhere - I hope it's still intact. But anyways - for as long as I can remember, farming has always been more like... small-scale gardening aided by phosphor lamps. Plants tend to grow pretty sickly unless they're the special variant we bred for low light, & even then they're still rather small. What we do grow is various nuts, root vegetables like potatoes & carrots, & of course, maize! While I love nuts, our maize was my favorite crop. We bred them to produce way more seeds than usual for both replanting & eating, & the seeds are delicious. The maize itself we made into bread! Tasty tasty seedbread :> I miss it, truth be told. They grow maize here in the Refuge, in special hydroponic bays, but the bread they make with it just isn't quite the same :< Hopefully with the Sun back & the Glen being slowly repaired, we'll be able to get some again, among other crops.
Now, I promised I'd mention moss farming, & I wouldn't dare leave it out. It's what I know most about, after all! Much like the phosphor shrimp that the Barrens bred for harvesting phosphor, the Glen bred special mosses that harvest phosphor from the soil & thrive in low-light environments. Best of all, they're bioluminescent - they glow!! Fortunately, we have another variant of moss, that mostly grows on the ground & on the outside of our structures, that we've bred for food. It's quite good, actually! A little sweet, even. Anyway, the glowing moss we harvest & store in these little terrarium lamps, so they can provide light for crops & things. It's really cool! I'm not mobile enough to return to the Glen, but I'm sure someone there could ship you a sample.
Hope that answers everything! It was nice to have a normal conversation. I'm kinda helping to solve a crisis at the moment, & this was a breath of fresh air. Would love to chat again sometime!
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tobiasdrake · 7 months
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Okay, so that was Mother Route.
Yeah, the orphanage and Mira drama definitely had this keeping pace with the personal drama in the Father Route. There's something to be said for fighting a straightforward Despicable Bad Guy who you can just beat with a stick, but you still need an emotional hook.
Mira provided that, and helped make it even more satisfying to grind Mother's face into that whip of hers. My heart split in half when Mira cried out, "I don't care if she whips me; She's the only mother I have."
N. No, child. You don't have the life experience to understand what a horrible thing just emerged from your mouth. T_T Someone needs to take over this orphanage. Partitio, can't you Business Business Business Numbers something about this!?
Oh, actually, Partitio's Travel Banter says he is, in fact, going to Business Business Business Numbers this away. Good on you, Partitio.
This was satisfying. And we got a little more info on Throné's mom, to boot. Though mostly stuff Father already told us. I guess now it's time for Throné to confront her bio-dad like Father said. He's gotta be the person who has the keys to her collar.
(And I bet he's that elderly guard who made a point to say hi to us on our way out.)
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thatoneguy031 · 7 months
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Pinned Post(Stuff about me and... stuff)
Hey.
You dudes can call me Guy, and I'm a Pokemon known as Samurott. Y'know, luscious beard/goatee/mustache (Honestly, you can just call it a mane), blue fur, them slashin' seashell swords(Try saying that ten times fast), and you can't forget the iconic helmet.
I currently live in Unova. Where, specifically...? Hard to say for sure. I sorta have a weird situation going on compared to humans. I live between Accumula Town and Striaton City, but not really living on the connecting routes either. I make my way around Unova as I please, as I don't necessarily reside in a particular area. Just sayin', you'll most likely find me in the in-between of the towns I mentioned.
Speaking of humans, I don't do that. None of it. I don't belong to a Trainer, I don't want to, and I don't see a reason to be trained under a human. I'd rather not say why.
I evolved about half a year ago now, like... within the last two weeks of this June. Yeah, somewhere around then. I'm not quite used to Samurotting yet, so please cut me some kind of slack. I'm only doing what I can.
I have very little knowledge about how this Rotomblr thing works, but I'm enjoying the chaos so far. I originally made this for some advice with the whole "evolving" thing, but wow, are these people supportive. I have friends now, my main bud being @poke-historian, my favorite dork. Myla's adorable too, we'd hang out if I could travel to Galar. I'm figuring out a way I can do that, mostly because there's a lot I want to do in this world, and I have no idea how much time I have to do it. Oh, and @silverott-chevalier is cool too. He's a 'Wott Trainer from what I understand, and he's given me some crucial info about battling and stuff. As a matter of fact, all eeby-deebies are fine by me, as long as you don't have nefarious intentions.
Don't be too scared to ask me stuff. I'm more than happy to answer some questions about myself and what it's like to be a Pokemon, as long as it isn't too personal, y'know? Even advice is pretty well appreciated.
But, uh... Yeah. That's basically everything that I think you guys should know about me. If there's any questions or things like that, my askbox is currently open (And admittedly sorta empty). Anons can ask me stuff too, since it'd be pretty hypocritical for an introvert to not provide that kind of option.
But now, without any further ado...
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(OOC under the cut)
Hey, guys. I'm the mod for this whole shebang, although I'd rather not speak my name because reasons. If you want, you can just call me Delta(Confusing, considering my past posts, I know, so let's just pretend those don't exist). As well as a pkmn IRL blog, this is also my main blog, so expect a ton of reblogs or whatever. So, to help everyone, including myself, I am including some tags to filter what content you see:
Guy Rambles/Cherry Chatters/Suicune Speaks: The tag if you want to see stuff about what the main trio are up to, and their perspectives on their current situation. Stuff about themselves, the people/Pokemon they meet, and the experiences they go through, things like that.
I should really make an OOC tag(Desperately in need of a new title): Anything that I post that doesn't come from them, but from me. Personal life, and how school is going so far, things of that nature. Y'know... Stuff.
Arc (Insert number here): Displays the arc that I'm currently writing for, and some stuff that the squad's doing within that arc. Pay attention to these, this is where lore is normally added and/or revealed.
Currently, this is the "Adventures Anew" arc, or Arc 3. Guy, now having met a very mysterious Suicune and reuniting with a Flygon named Cherry, has his sets on traversing the world. Thankfully, Cherry has him covered, making him aware of a cruise ship that is making its way to Unova in some time, and heading to Sinnoh soon after. With a plan of action set, Guy and his group are preparing for the long journey to the unfamiliar region.
As well as that, Guy had also unlocked a dark power deep within him, of which is often described as "evil" or "scary". Not much is known about the bizarre energy, although many suspect that it can become very powerful once Guy learns to harness it for himself. With the progress he's making, however, it doesn't look like it's going to be an easy process...
Here are some ask hints, if y'all want those:
-Guy seems to have both fond and unfortunate memories of a former friend of his. Perhaps you can force some info out of him? -Guy also has a few issues regarding humans. While he's gone into some very slight details about his experiences with them, it's clear he's not telling the full story. -Cherry has quite some experiences with both battling and performing. Maybe she's willing to tell some stories about 'em. -Cherry definitely hesitated when she mentioned that she was a Trapinch before. Surely, there's more to that than what she said. -While they've never hidden it, Mx. Suicune's never outright acknowledged his broken leg. -It's brought up that Mx. Suicune can speak, but has very clear reasons why they don't. Despite that, no one has ever elaborated on what the reasons in question were. -Mx. Suicune has an odd connection to Guy, being the first to acknowledge out loud(ehhh... sort of) his rather dark and evil aura. Perhaps there's a reason for that.
All of these tags are going to be alongside the "pkmn irl" "pokeblogging" "rotomblr" tags and stuff like that, you get the gist of it.
Me and Guy are both minors, so no NSFW asks please. Suggestive ones I'm iffy on, though. Guy might answer them, depending on what content is in them, but don't do anything extra. Zoo- and pokephilia are also off the table, for obvious reasons. Please stay away from here if that describes you. Oh, and that goes for child-diddlers too, because obviously. I naturally believe that everyone can change for the better, so I just hope that these kinds of folks do exactly that.
Oh! And I also run two other blogs! @midnight-battiness, which features Chris, a human-turned-Noibat that was dropped onto the world of mystery dungeons, and @battle-bond-gone-wrong, that features a Samurott and human Trainer that have had their minds swapped (Sort of. It's complicated, it's better explained over there), and features most Pokemon that the Trainer has captured over the course of his journey. Check them both out when you have the chance, I thought they were cool.
Is there anything else I'm missing? ...Oh yeah! Magic anons are allowed too! Just make sure not to make it too weird.
But uh... yeah. That's about it, yea?
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First Years Finding Out Your A Girl?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
TW: Mild swearing, STRICTLY Female Reader, Discussion of Jack having a good sniffer (lol)
Info: Headcannons; Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel x Reader (platonic); Mostly for fun
🍓Hi. I'm back... sorta. I didn't have much time to write over the summer, and I honestly don't know how much I can write during school cause my schedule is... yikes. But I picked up something I wrote a while ago, edited it, and decided to post it. I'll be answering whatever's in my ask box right now, and then maybe work on some other stuff.
Ortho & Sebek
Second Years
Third Years
Dorm Leaders
-Okay so, I know we’re all wondering, how the hell do you get away with hiding your gender for so damn long?
-Firstly, those ceremonial robes do great at hiding the figure. The only tell would maybe be your hair, but feminine men aren’t unwelcome at Nightraven College, so you mostly get a few questioning stares and that’s it.
-Secondly, Crowley wants to save his own fucking ass. He already has to hide from the press that he has a MAGICLESS student from ANOTHER DIMENSION here, he doesn’t need the fact that you are a woman ALSO on his plate. So, obviously, he helps you hide your gender from others.
-Grim knows, of course, and he keeps his mouth shut for a few yummy cans of tuna (and threats of being expelled from Crowley <3)
-Even when you were just a janitor, he couldn’t have the rumor that he put a “helpless” young woman to work. (Like it wouldn’t be expected.)
-So how do you two do it?
-Baggy ass uniform. Crowley gave you at least three sizes too big.
-Your figure is completely hidden. Sure, you look completely homeless, but at least you’re hidden.
-For your voice, you simply deepen it. After some point, you blackmail Crowley into giving you a potion to help with it, since it's so taxing on your voice. (Or maybe your voice is naturally deep!)
-Sam provides you (for an unfairly pretty penny (not too different from your original world…)) any feminine hygiene products you might need.
-Honestly, you’re set for being cared for, but it’s the adjustment period that’s the hardest part. 
-Truly, it’s very jarring to suddenly be thrown into both a magical world and be isolated in a man's world with nowhere to hide.
-At least in your world you had other women who could understand your struggles. Here though? You’re completely alone.
-You notice how… messy some of these guys could be. How some of them smell… really rancid. -How rough they were with you and each other.
-Honestly, it’s kinda eye-opening. The way men show affection to each other is oddly refreshing to watch and experience!
-Ace and Deuce specifically are a good… trial run.
-That’s not what we’re here to talk about though…
-For the most part, it's incredibly easy to hide yourself for the first while on campus. Everyone on campus is so self-absorbed that they don’t bother questioning you.
-Your only real risk factor is Savannaclaw, but it's easy to avoid those guys (minus Jack, of course, but we’ll get to him).
-However, you can only hide your gender for so long… It’s mentally draining to keep up this facade all the time around people you care about.
-So… how do they find out?
FIRST-YEAR SQUAD
Ace
-He’s one of the first ones who find it out, and it’s in the very cliche anime way.
-After some point of knowing you, Ace is so comfortable that he just invites himself into ramshackle. 
-It’s never been an issue or anything. You’re thick as thieves now, you’ve survived death together a handful of times. If you ask Ace, that’s about as close as you can get with someone.
-Normally, you and Grim are just sitting around in the living area, but this time you aren’t. However, he does hear voices coming from your room. His curiosity is peaked.
-So, slippery guy that he is, he sneaks up to your room and his curiosity only grows when he hears a woman’s voice. Prefect getting lucky? And he didn’t tell him? Ace thought you guys were friends.
-He creeps up to your room, slides open your door, and!!! Holy shit it’s you. It’s you in a towel. It’s you and you’ve got tits?!?! 
-His first reaction is to… well… scream.
-“You’re a girl?!?”
“Why are you in my room???”
“You’ve got- boobs!”
 “Get out Ace!”
-Bro sits very politely and very quietly on your couch after that. Deep behind his blank stare, he is seething. You were a girl this whole time, and you didn’t tell him! He thought you guys were friends!
-He definitely fights you about it once you’re down and dressed. He’s just salty, he’ll get over it. 
-Swears up and down he won’t tell anyone.
-Immediately tells Deuce.
-That's it though! Deuce is part of the main quartet, he deserves to know! (You scold him for this too, but you figured it would happen one way or another).
-From him finding out, he doesn’t really treat you differently. You’re still a person, why should he act differently cause you’ve got different body parts than him.
-Though, and he won’t admit this, he’s a bit more… watchful of the others around you. Yeah, you can hold your own and he respects you… but guys like Azul exist, and he’s seen firsthand the torture Azul is capable of. 
Deuce
-As stated before, Ace outs you to Deuce almost immediately after finding out.
-Deuce, in all his awkward glory, completely shuts down. Disconnects from this plane of existence. He cannot believe the news he was just told.
-You, one of his best friends in all of twisted wonderland. You, the person who survived multiple overblots alongside him. You, who have seen him at his most vulnerable… are a girl.
-It isn’t even the fact that you’re a girl, it’s the fact that you kept this a secret from him for so long. You guys are… bros… how could you possibly hide something so important from him. Did you not trust him?
-Yeah… he overthinks things quite a bit.
-He also ambushes you the very next day with a million questions (very loudly (very in public)), to which you calm him down and reassure him that “No, Deuce, I don’t suddenly hate you. I wasn’t hiding it from you maliciously. I was going to tell you at some point, I just hadn’t had a good time to.”
-Deuce’s behavior definitely… changes… in some ways. 
-Deep down he knows you’re a kick-ass bitch and you don’t need to be cared for, but he can’t help but want to. 
-It’s definitely his mommy issues in play here.
-He just becomes more… protective and aware around you. Not in a creepy obsessive way, just in the same way a guard dog would. 
-Like Ace, he’s more than aware of what the people on this campus are capable of, and you’re completely magicless on top of being more feminine. Some guys at NRC would hop on an opportunity like that like nothing.
-He just doesn’t want to see his friends getting hurt okay :(
-It’s like you gained an overprotective older brother who also sometimes barks!
Jack
-Out of everyone, Jack was the first to find out.
-I don’t wanna be the cliche writer but… he’s got a sniffer on him. 
-He definitely could smell that something was up, but he didn’t want to assume! 
-You could be trans, you could be genderfluid, you could be anything other than a woman! It’s not his place to judge, and smell isn’t always the end all be all. You could just really smell feminine and that's how guys come in your world.
-Mr. Respectful would never want to assume anything… but he’s a little curious he won’t lie.
-Jack REALLY found out shortly after Ace, Deuce and Grim got their asses in trouble with Azul. 
-He’d never been given a reason to spend any more than a few minutes around you at a time. However, since he got pulled into this mess, he’s spent a lot more time with you.
-It happened when he was forced to hide under the desk in his office.
-You were so close and you just… smelled like a girl.
-He is so polite and so upstanding, he would NEVER ask you directly. But the suspense of not knowing really does take a number on him.
-By the end of Azul’s overblotting he is so awkward and nervous around you, that you absolutely have to say something.
-At this point, you figured most of the beastmen had an idea of you being feminine, however, you had no real confirmation of that. 
-Jack is such a “let's not bother other people” kind of guy, that you knew he wouldn’t want to say anything to you if you knew… so you decided to take the plunge.
-At the museum, you pull him aside and you have to ask.
_”Jack?”
“Hm?”
“You know, don’t you?”
“…”
“I figured as much. Don’t tell anyone, m’kay? I want to tell my friends on my terms.”
-It makes Jack respect you more than he already did. Not only did you have the confidence to confront him, but you did it calmly and you were understanding of his position.
-And honestly? Not much changes between the two of you.
-He just respects you a little more. He’s not particularly protective around most other students, he talks to you the same, and he doesn’t act like you’re special. You’re just… a friend. 
-The only thing that he may be different about is other beastmen. He does his best to shield you from them if he feels they might be a threat to your well-being. 
Epel
-Epel, being a more feminine-looking man himself… doesn’t think much of you.
-At this point, you’re well acclimated to things at nightraven college, and are very good at being “one of the boys.”
-His ONLY implication is how… differently Rook and Kalim treat you.
-At this point, Kalim has found out via the previous chapter, and Rook knows because of course he does. (We won’t be getting into that today though)
-They both are more… delicate with you? Rook whips out the charm times ten when you’re around. Kalim, although friendly with everyone, seems to be even MORE friendly when you’re around. Like he wants you to like him.
-Even Deuce and Ace have a few… odd tells.
-They both pointedly ensure Jamil is at least five feet away from you at all times. Glare at Rook when he’s a little too charming.
-Other than that, nothing really gives it away.
-Epel is completely and totally in the dark because you’re really good at hiding that you’re a woman.
-He does, however, eventually find out because… Deuce slips up. He’s there giving his big speech on the beach, hyping Epel up, and somehow he manages, “And the prefect is a woman, but she never lets that get in her way!”
-Epel: Shocked, confused, in awe… says nothing. He lets the information ruminate.
-He lets it ruminate for a very long time.
-So long, in fact, that he doesn’t raise his suspicions until the two of you are on a broom heading off to save Vil’s life.
-The silence was killing him, so he had to ask.
-“Prefect, are you a girl?”
“You didn’t know?”
“I couldn’t be sure, I look like a girl too, so you never know.”
“Yes, Epel, I’m a girl.”
“…Cool.”
-Honestly, he’s kind of jealous of you. You passed better than him, and you had to try harder.
-It doesn’t change how he treats you, honestly. He’s not that kind of country bumpkin, but he won’t lie and say he doesn’t have a little resentment held against you.
-He thinks you’re cool as hell, and you help redefine what femininity can look like to him much better than what Vil does.
-He, however, does actively become more protective of you. 
-Not because he thinks you can’t fend for yourself, but because he kinda wants to show off a little.
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Alright so!!
I thought this would get 20 votes at most, honestly did not expect 70+ votes haha. Thank you to everyone who voted!
The votes were pretty evenly divided, to my surprise. I was expecting Tommy or Techno to sweep, which, as much as I love them, would've been no fun. So I'm very glad the votes turned out the way they did!
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The winner is Quackity!🥳
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Full name: Quackity H. Q. (Nobody knows what the H. Q. stands for.* Nobody wants to ask either.)
(* : Nobody except Charlie of course, because Charlie is basically omniscient and the GOAT.)
Occupation: Officially the owner of a popular casino, secretly the head of the Las Nevadas mafia gang!
(The casino is a family business. It's always been inherited alongside the mafia organization.) He does actually do casino work! He just has shady side deals happening in the private rooms is all.
Power: Ability to float & manipulate cards(he prefers playing cards, but anything vaguely card-shaped will do!). He can trap people, pin people to walls, and basically control them like, according to my notes, "a hecking anime character wielding Chakra".
(...I'd been on my way home from school, okay? School does weird things to people's minds.)
He can also control the odds of any situation in his favor, but only if he is aware of all the variables. So basically the power only knows as much as Quackity knows.
Triple powers are rare*, but Quackity is one of those rarities. He can summon golden duck wings from his back! However, they're kinda small, so flying is difficult, though not impossible.
(* : FYI, additional powers are almost always small things. For instance, Ponk in this universe has healing powers, with the additional power of pulling out lemons from literally anywhere. Purpled is bulletproof, fireproof, basically indestructible physically, with perfect aim as a bonus. Extremely handy in his line of work, but still small.)
Additional Info: The Las Nevadas mafia members have specific suffixes in their code names according to their position. The patrons are the people who aren't actually mafia, but strikes deals with LN/provide resources/etc. Their code names have the suffix Heart. The assassins(or anybody who does the dirty work) have Spade. The dealers, the ones who help keep up their cover at the casino and/or make negotiations on behalf of Las Nevadas, are Diamonds. The head of the Mafia, a.k.a. Quackity, uses Club.*
(* : examples of code names are Tyrian Spade(Purpled), Bitterbriar Diamond(Hannah), Adamant Heart(Skeppy), Dresden Diamond(Charlie) and Rey Club(Quackity himself).)
This is actually the result of some research! Apparently, the pips(symbols) on trump cards are based on the four classes of people. Hearts(♥️) are the priests/clergy, so I gave it to the patrons/business partners to symbolize how they're treated. Held high, like the religious leaders of medieval times were- unless they get too greedy, that is. Spades(♠️) are nobility or military. I chose the latter meaning, obviously. Diamonds(♦️) are merchants, thus the dealers. Clubs(♣️) symbolize peasants, which may seem odd for the mafia kingpin to use. It means the mafia boss will serve his subordinates to the best of his abilities, a reminder for the mafia head to stay humble.
Also I asked my friend which pip I should use for Q and she chose the club
Relationships with Other Characters: Purpled, Punz, and Charlie work directly under Quackity! Charlie is his bodyguard/secretary/right hand man. Mercenary duo are, of course, assassins. They're also siblings bc I like the trope. Hehe
Hannah doesn't work at the casino, and instead owns a flower shop. But she strikes deals/goes scouting for LN, thus the Diamond status.
Skeppy is. Just a guy. That somehow makes a regular appearance in Las Nevadas business. He doesn't snitch or sabotage anything, and his power of summoning diamonds makes for a valuable source of money. Skeppy doesn't mind sharing them either, so it's (mostly) a win-win. As long as you can withstand his (extremely) chaotic personality and the occasional harmless prank, he's a great guy to have around. Quackity's fine with humoring him for a bit, though he WILL pawn Skeppy off on the first person he meets.
Also, I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off, but I think Karlnapity might?? Be a thing later on??? Karlnap are both heroes & already dating, and I'm planning a Las Nevadas annual masquerade ball to be a plot point(major or minor, haven't decided yet). I was thinking Karlnap could sneak in for info, except it wouldn't work bc the patrons' masks were all made by LN and they have a recognition system. Quackity lets them in though, bc he wants the heroes to see there's no incriminating evidence they can gather here. Taunting them with innocence that everyone knows is false, you could say. Anyway yeah. I thought I could maybe start from there? Idk.
Anyway, that's all I have for now!
If ppl like this, then I might do a second part with Techno(second place in the vote). So leave a like or smth if you like this! :D
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ecoamerica · 23 days
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i've been following the glip drama and your blogs here and there and was nice seeing your efforts to bring attention to their abuse but now that a victim reached out you decided to just argue with them instead of a constructive discussion? Makes it seem like you guys just wanna sit around leeching off of drama instead of actually helping the victims.
this is my only blog and it's been quiet for a long ass time so idk what you're going on about but I'll bite.
he said he wasnt a victim for one and I do think my responses were pretty fair and constructive in my reasoning plus I boosted the context he provided
I don't give 2 shits about drama or "leeching" from it (the fuck do I have to gain from it?) this blog was never meant to be serious and aside from the one post it was mostly low profile
edit: adding that sayin I don't give a shit about drama doesn't mean I don't give a shit about this situation as a whole. what I mean is I'm not in it for "drama" I was just sharing info on stuff I viewed as harmful behavior and I'm keeping the post up with the context provided as well as the other testimonies that were added that I view as just a valuable
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Me rambling bc I rewrote my ocs again so if smth from the past contradicts what I say here the past is officially wrong
Ok so animodules: These 3 siblings- Ben, Milo, and Cas- and their friends Ollie and ‘Cleats’ film for a nature documentary series. One day while on the beach Cas finds a strange pendant and decides to take it home. Later that night she wakes up to realize it’s come to life in the form of a holographic animal, a greater glider. (This lil guy)
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Her efforts to show her brothers fail, but the next day the holographic glider reappears to help when an animal steals the crew’s camera while filming.
Ben: Oh my god,,, hes sO CUTE
Milo: When did you get a pet?
Cas: I DIDNT HE JUST APPEARED
Hoping for some kind of answer they go to Ollie, her mom is an accomplished scientist, maybe she knows something about this, or can at least explain what it is.
Turns out both Ollie and her mom are well versed in this particular kind of technology, animodules. Remnants of the ancient alien Xaxian civilization that collapsed, scattering their artifacts across the world. Cas has found the greater glider module, and now it’s bonded to her. She decides to name him Gidget.
If there’s one module nearby there might be more, but before they can look Gidget and Cas are captured by Ace Axon, the head of a robotics company who wants to use modules in his technology, along with several other types of module tech and stored in a plane.
He promises that Cas won’t be hurt if she just gives him what he wants, but she refuses. She jumps out of the plane with all the tech and starts hurdling towards the ground. This seemed like a much better plan in her head. While she panics Gidget manages to show her how to activate one of the modules, himself.
As it turns out greater gliders can glide like their smaller relatives! She lands (mostly) safely, and the gang agree that they can’t let something as powerful as these fall into the wrong hands, so they’ll have to find them before villains do. And thus starts the adventures of the Thornes.
Anyway yes this is my pitch for a tv show and my secretary will provide my contact info in the tags
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also i’ll take one thing from episode ten and it’s that i think winston should just be openly phoning it in as his new like default mode. it’s easy to imagine he can get away with that when kompenso showed us a) he can do the work of 50 phds as a one [maybe someone who only got a masters, or bachelors, or idk right out of getting a ged but probably not. probably that would’ve been mentioned] and b) he can knock out a project worth that’ll bring in billions from an investor in this burst of maybe overly extended focus. does that now & then asked or unasked & we don’t hear about it b/c nobody cares really, mostly gets to show up having a day of paying attention to whatever the hell thing preoccupies / enriches him lately, taylor doesn’t care b/c it’s a [the numbers prove your worth / justify your continued employment] situation still, if kompenso winston gave that shit what for at a hundred percent then him vibing at twenty percent is still like having ten phds for the price of one quant, and he’s not even demanding [pay me as much that 50 phds at bridgewater would get] or if he is someone just tells him to shove it & he’s like sigh alright. not like this needs to mean he becomes like the zany sideplots guy, but i don’t think he’s getting sideplots anyways, Or treated any more seriously ever, like it’s funny they seem to have only gone “well we Gotta keep this funny little guy around” & all & people recognizing like oh got a talented actor on our hands but nobody’s pressed to give him character material, and/or already will roland may be generating character material out of thin air when you know, lot of Acting Choices that probably aren’t hammered into the script, and just that his je ne sais quoi creates the character, they had quant kid 2 in a script but didn’t have winston the recurring character until william acted that material out. but there has to be nonzero attention to The Character when if nothing else costuming has been slowly honing his outfits / standard style. and there has to be nonzero sympathy for said character when like, there’s the seeming inherent disdain that the writing has, but if it was this full-fledged “this is the guy who sucks plus we hate him so bad” perspective, some things would be different. but here we are where i’ll believe when i see it that the show will give him any material as a character in his own right rather than providing setup for someone else’s material either through saying some exposition / laying out info or by existing to let other people insult him epic style. may as well give him another genre of Humorous Material That Is Never A Character Arc by like seeing him hanging out on a beanbag by tuk’s desk, knitting taylor a sweater & telling tuk he can do it & to believe in himself, & it annoys people for a second but taylor’s like well he’s still Operating Effectively technically, & then people forget about it b/c they do like to ignore him. it’s not going to happen, but it could. rooting for him to phone it in. he could be, we’re never going to hear about his work specifics if anyone can help it b/c it sucks when he does it & nobody cares, so he may as well be doing something else, if only as a visual gag. winston at his desk soldering some circuitry, developing some photos, hm was going to say learning a language but rian took that one. Would take [winston & rian hang out outside work] from this episode too but the fact that it meant nothing, or if it meant anything it meant ultimately the vulnerability of even something like sharing an interest for a moment is a mere future weapon for rian to wield against him, so it’s just like well great, if the slivers of seeming amicability / interacting regularly that are rarely glimpsed between them ever mean anything, i’ll be surprised, not even Necessarily expecting that bulk of overt hostility from rian to necessarily get to mean anything, i.e. if winston continues to be stuck rolling w/the Normal that is rian bullying him whenever she feels like, that’ll be unsurprising. yet all the more reason to let him be like 90% of the time engaging w/some personal hobby, give him something better to focus on
#winston billions#not like irl people don't go ''yeah when i finally quit xyz job they had to hire like three full time ppl & one part time to replace me''#unfortunate for winston that he went ''i don't want to feel like you take me for granted'' to taylor & that ultimately the response was like#''okay but are you gonna quit if i do'' ''no :/'' ''okay'' & so now his boss's approach has Stayed taking him for granted; & he hasn't quit#but they also don't Want to fire him so. the begrudged baseline of [you are employed here] lol#may as well lean into what he can get away with himself too. but are you gonna fire me even if you don't like that i spent today making soup#end the scene with taylor being like sigh yes i want some of the soup thanks bye >:/ he would remember that he thinks they're vegan#Unlike Some People who may not have gotten that far even & think that being weird abt their pronouns is all the taylor info to remember....#if kompenso was supposed to be the one & done ''now taylor doesn't need to ever talk to winston again; whew'' setup or whatever#not like it wouldn't make sense if it was also the explanation for why he's pretty much set forever / his value never Really questioned#only by wendy showing up to be like ummm but he's not correctly epically exuding the Sexy Winner qualities??? please can i fire him#like well if you tell us he Can & Will do that 50 phd project himself over a few days maybe in a semi furnished basement for taylor....#at the barest minimum then sure they would probably note & remember that value. which seems to be what we get.
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some ko thoughts written out. ko info [x] (rated m)
To Ko, there was nothing really morally wrong about seducing someone for intel. Yes, she was playing with her targets feelings a little, getting them to trust her so she could take what she needed from them, but she wasn’t stealing, she wasn’t harming them, they weren’t injured or killed, in fact, Ko took pride in the fact that she gave all her targets a good time at least.
Before she passed their secrets on to whoever had employed her.
Certainly, that was not the career path either of her parents, as short as they had been with her, had thought of for Ko, and guessing by the occasional reverse summonings to Mount Myoboku, neither did the old Toad and his descendents. 
But Ko was good at what she was doing and she took additional pride in her success. It was good money, good experiences and if she was lucky, good fun too. Sometimes it was drag obviously, when the partner was dull or arrogant or violent, but she could brush those things off.
Something that helped her immensely during her missions was her good eye for a perfect target - at least if the exact target wasn’t provided by the client. With a little asking and teasing and observing eyes she quickly could find the weakest link, the place in the wall that had tiny holes in it, and ready to exploit those. She was proud of that too. 
She was proud of that, her excellent judge of character. She revelled in it and lifted her head even higher than it already was. Nobody could lie to her.
When Naruto invited her to Konoha, her first instinct had been to say no, mostly because she didn’t know this Naruto-boy, no matter how insistent he was that her father had trained him. She didn’t trust him, Ko didn’t trust anyone that she didn’t know well, which wasn't many people. If this Naruto had trained with her father and then with the Toads on the mountain, why had no one ever mentioned him to her? She was sceptical.
But then a large sum of money was suddenly offered by some anonymous client, some sort of cultist, Ko couldn’t care less, to go to Konoha and bring information about sharingan users. Ko didn’t have much experience with the Uchiha and their descendants, mostly only knew them from stories as there were very few of them now, but fine, she was going to go to Konoha to see what was up (and make a ton of money). 
Konoha’s hokage had an Uchiha wife, his student was an Uchiha who had Uchiha sons, his former squad member from Anbu was an Uchiha who had Uchiha children too. Ko just needed to get to someone close to the Hokage to find out all about them.
Approximately three seconds after the enthusiastic and grinning, but very dull and distracted Naruto introduced Ko to his friend and “little brother” Sarutobi Konohamaru, she knew that she’d chose him as a target.
Not only was Konohamaru a Sarutobi, which was a big, connected clan in the village with its own main house and side houses, he was also in contact with the Hokage several times a week for mission assignments and above all, he was the kind of guy to blush and stammer if you made him a compliment. He was perfect.
Naruto had suggested that they spend time together, mostly because Naruto himself was busy doing this and that, mostly on missions, in training, or with his partner. Ko was fine with that, following Konohamaru around through the village, one hand of hers lightly laid on his back as they walked.
She knew the exact things to say, the buttons to push to get him there. 
“That is so interesting.” She moved her hand into his neck appreciatively. He turned red from neck to forehead in an instant.
“You did? Wow, that is so amazing of you.” She cooed and he turned his head away defensively.
“Oh, I’m sure people were so scared! Glad you were there to help them.” She reached for his hand which he did not pull away, but he could not look into her eyes clearly anymore as she held it.
Despite it all, Konohamaru seemed like a tough nut to crack. While he clearly was affected by her constant praises, when she first asked him if he wanted to come into the tiny apartment Naruto had provided for her, he cleared his throat and stepped backwards.
 “No”, he said, surprisingly formally. “I should not do such a thing. Brother Naruto would not approve.” Then he offered his goodbye’s and said they could meet again in the morning.
Ko decided to become a little more aggressive. 
They went to the training grounds together and while Konohamaru explained the way Naruto had taught him the rasengan technique, Ko sat by his side and listened attentively. 
It wasn’t hard to pretend to be interested, because he was genuinely a good speaker and she teased him about what a good teacher he’d be someday. He blushed, like he always did when she complimented him.
She often left her skirt in such a way that her shorts beneath were visible enough. She caught him looking several times, but when it came to going back with her to her apartment, the answer stayed “no”. He was not to be persuaded.
In a way, that just made her more excited to finally break him.
Targets who fell for her too easily were boring, the hunt was the most exciting thing about it. Once they were trapped in her little net, the targets just led to endless boring dates and one dimensional sex. Rarely did Ko enjoy herself past that point. 
Which meant she was not angry that this time it took a little longer.
Eventually she mastered the rasengan technique and when she told Naruto, who now insisted she call him brother, he was very excited. Apparently he had learned the technique from her father and Konohamaru from him. “And now you learned it from Konohamaru!” He turned to the other man. “I always knew you’d pass it on someday.” Which just made Konohamaru blush- again.
Naruto in general seemed to have a massive influence over Konohamaru, and his overt sense of duty seemed to keep him away from giving in to other urges he might feel. It drove Ko wild. She grit her teeth and shook her hair. She had to succeed so she would succeed.
The opportunity finally arose one evening when he had finally agreed to go out drinking with her for the first time. She had seen him drink a couple of times with other same-age friends, but whenever she had offered to go, the answer had just been another no.
“I behave weird when I am drunk” he had said. “And I’d rather spare you of it.”
“But what if I want you to be weird?” Ko had replied with a wink that made him blush once again.
Konohamaru hesitated for a moment before saying: “No. If it is you, I would rather be myself.”  The honesty of which shocked her to the core.
But now he had finally given in, maybe because she had insisted that Naruto would not mind. “Big Brother would be happy with us hanging out if we are not training”, she had said. “He introduced us to each other after all.” And though Konohamaru had squirmed a little undecided, he had agreed after all.
Two, three, four beers down Ko felt adventurous. With a wide smile she placed a hand on his leg just so, laughing as she did at something he said, so it looked as natural as possible. He must have noticed, his eyes clearly twitching down and back up, but he just laughed it off and continued talking.
Good, Ko thought. Finally this was going somewhere.
Usually alcohol changed people and showed their bad sides, at least in Ko’s experience. That was really why she did not trust anyone that seemed nice on the surface. They were all just hiding deeper secrets.
Konohamaru however seemed to get more honest with drink, if that was even possible. He talked his heart out about his absent parents, the fact that his grandfather had meant so much to him, his companionship with Naruto and his friends. 
“I like hanging out with you, you know,” he finished. “I think you are smart and - beautiful.” The little hesitation before the last word had his eyes avoid hers.
Bingo.
Ko moved closer to him, ever so slightly as if it was natural, her hand still on his leg. He did not move away, he did not mind that their heads knocked into each other from time to time. She was now firmly in the driver's seat. Only a little bit more.
When they finally left he offered to walk her home as usual. It was night in Konoha,  a rather beautiful star light night. It had rained so much in Amegakure that Ko had rarely seen the sky as bright as it was that night. She was almost too fascinated by looking at the sky, forgetting her task completely until she noticed out of the corner of her eye that Konohamaru was watching her.
“Is there something on my face?” she asked sweetly and the red on his ears deepend. He shook his head.
Ko saw her opportunity and faked a stumble so that she could fall forward and hold herself on his arm. She stumbled a little too much and actually fell over her heels right into him.
Konohamaru turned around to catch her and their heads bumped into each other. She was just slightly taller than him, maybe a centimetre or two. He hitched a breath once they were so close together. 
Weirdly enough, Ko did too.
“Are you going to come home with me today?” she whispered, her voice becoming steam in the cold air. 
He hesitated. It felt like half an hour that she just looked into his blue eyes while he considered his reply. Ko tried to help him along by leaning close into him, letting her breath fog against the skin just under his scarf, showing off her cleavage a little.
Clearly Konohamaru couldn’t decide if he was going to actually go for it.
But then he did.
Quickly he put her chin up so that they were the same height again and they kissed, hot and eager. Ko grabbed his shoulders and crawled her nails into it. In her head the celebratory fireworks were going off.
Finally, finally!
Now that he had given up his stance on not spending the night with her, Konohamaru seemed surprisingly impatient to get to the point. There was no moment on their way home that he did not touch or kiss her in some way. Ko couldn’t help feeling a little embarrassed, they were in public after all.
Up in her apartment they fell over each other like hungry wolves. She had assumed he must have been a virgin of some kind, blushing away at every innuendo she ever tried with him, but Konohamaru seemed to know what was doing and soon she figured out that she actually enjoyed what they were doing.
It was always great when a target turned out to be good at listening to her commands and needs and as it turned out Konoahmaru was exceptional at listening and following orders.
Not intimidated by her size or her demands he did exactly as she told him, from start to finish, figuring out what she liked most quicker than any other person she ever met. If it was experience or just the fact that he was following like a lapdog, she did not know, but she enjoyed herself. 
Usually Ko threw targets out overnight so she could have her sleep in peace. Being vulnerable in front of someone she was trying to spy on seemed like a bad idea, so she often came up with a lame excuse or two to sleep separately, that was how she operated.
When she woke up the next day she realised Konohamaru had stayed the night. They must have just fallen asleep after. He had his arm wrapped around her torso and his head half buried in what was left of her ponytail. 
Ko stared at the ceiling wondering why that aspect didn’t bother her too much and came up empty.
Looking back on this first night much later Ko would think that she should have stopped doing it right then, when she started breaking her own rules, to avoid the chaos that would eventually follow after.
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