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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Imagine a world where Batman and his family never joined the Justice League but like, both Wonder Woman and Superman know him.

They mention him idly sometimes and even despite not being there (that they know of) he's become the League's cryptid. No one knows who this hero is- Gotham sticks to itself, it's a shithole but it's their shithole- or where they are or anything??

Eventually rumors start going around between the heroes. Is the bat some sort of eldritch being? They overheard the big 2 say something about shadows and undead revival?? Their secret boyfriend? They heard them talk about kids???

It comes to a slight head when during a mind-controlled Superman rampage he gets tackled by a black blur and the next time they see him he's fine?? No mind control??? What?????

"Oh, Bats was passing by and is exasperated about me getting mind controlled again."

Supes that doesn't explain as much as you think it does-

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fallingforspring · 1 year

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Dp x dc fics in a nutshell.

#Zatana and Constantine are screaming crying throwing up #Bats and Supes are have no idea what’s going on #and Marvel’s like friend?maybe??#and Danny reaction usually lines up with having a nap disturbed #infant eldritch abomination #twice I’ve seen him described like a serpent and you know who else is shaped like a snek?#little baby man #dp x dc #dp x dc art #ghost king danny

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secondstar-acorn · 5 months

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#holy musical b@man #Starkid #brian holden #Joe Walker #superbat #dawg when supes yanks bats in by the wrist and goes #‘you want to be the man..you’ve got to BEAT the man’#👀👀👀

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irn-bru · 2 months

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i genuinely love how in their animated series, batman and superman both have the most disappointed parent energy imaginable. bats is just constantly finger wagging at generic bad guy of the week, and supes just angrily levitates outsides lex luthor's window with his arms crossed like a mother about to give you the most grilling lecture of your life. they are so FED UP and they want you to know it!!

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #dc #batman: the animated series #superman: the animated series #i love these shows sooo much thanks for everyone who put me onto b:tas #im on like ep 8 of s:ats and i LOVE it so far. i was initially just gonna stick with the bat stuff but heard bruce and timmy make #a wee appearance in supes show so you know i have to see it through lolll #beth.txt

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sisaloofafump · 3 months

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Little guys in the valentines special today

#unfortunately it's just randos dressed as bats and supe #but a great story nonetheless #all of them were great #I loved that steph and Cass were just on a semi major mission #and everyone else was on dates #except Bruce apparently #the first story w guy and Vicki was my fav #dc comics #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #batgirl #superman #batman

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mylifeinmetroplis · 2 months

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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Actually the Justice LeaguexRWBY crossover was great because half the Justice League got to be magical girls and the other half were catboys

#there are three genders in JLxRWBY: Magical Girl. Catboy. Cyborg.#Supes WW and GL got to be magical girls #Bats Flash and Aquaman were catboys #and then Cyborg was a Cyborg #10/10 #dc #dc comics #Justice League

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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Damian and Jon: *arguing and at each other's throat 10 min after their first meeting*

Clark: why can’t they just be a bit closer to each other

Bruce: *batman mode™️* hn

{*Spongebob narrator voice* 5 years later}

Damian and Jon: *still argue a bit but is more of that of old friends and with one of the best collab*

Clark: see I knew they just needed to get a little closer

Bruce: *looking at them with suspicion and dad sense’s™️ tingling * ...hn

{*Spongebob narrator voice*another 5 years later}

Damian and Jon: *dating and bickering like an old married couple*

Bruce: *angry shouting* that’s way too close

Clark:*holding him back for both his and his son's safety*

#Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #jonathan kent #Jon Kent #jon lane kent #jonathan samuel kent #DamiJon #jondami #damian x jon #robin #Superboy #jon loves his robin #you can bet the rest of the bat clan and supes were laughing in the background andeating popcorn #Damian and Jon are oblivious to all of this

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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Absolutely wild that captain marvel (dc) is mere months younger than THE BATMAN.

Notably, he's also one of the first heroes to have an villain team featuring RECURRING VILLANS as opposed to the previous 'villain of the week' style.

Batman is one of the WORLD LEADING fictional heroes, he's one of the first too. This man has been roaming the streets of Gotham since BEFORE WORLD WAR 2. To hear that shazam was created and debuted mere months later is insane.

#If you'd asked me when I first heard of shazam I would have immediately said he was a Very new character #He just seems so... Modern #In his backstory and themes and what his creators thought their audience would be #Also he's missing those awful outer pants that were so common back then #Idk he just. I would have pegged him as a 2010s maybe #Not *1939*#This dude is BARELY a year or two younger than SUPERMAN #no WAY #shazam #billy batson #superman #batman #batfam #captain marvel #comics #dc comics #Why does he have such little lore #Like coming from bats and supes stuff he doesn't have any dramatic stuff #No famous team ups no other local heroes (past the rare shazfam)#I guess he retained the more episodic feel of the early stuff???#Like come on there's SO MUCH here to work with why is it so bare bones #Is it because he minds his own freaking business lol

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year

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How Batman Obtains New Members for the Batfam

Bruce: I saw a black haired sad orphan when I was coming back from work today.

Alfred: Oh no.

Bruce: They were really sad.

Alfred: Master Bruce please tell me you didn't...

Bruce: Alfred met New Kid. Just adopted them. Also tell Damian that is time he come up with another name and go solo. New Kid is Robin now.

Or

Independent Gotham Hero: *living their life* *wait is that shadow getting closer*

Batman: You'll never gonna make it by yourself. Stop being a hero before you die.

Independent Gotham Hero: No.

Batman: You gave me no choice but to either train you or have you trained by another core adult member of the bat clan.

*How Superman Gets New Members for the Superfam*

Hal: So, Supes, what's the deal with the new kid hidding behind you?

Clark: Is complicated.

Diana: Are they a clone?

Barry: No, no, betcha they are another one involving time travel.

Ollie: My bet is alternate reality.

Clark: Er...

Bruce: Just tell them, Clark.

Clark: Fine. They are a clone of a future version of my son from an alternate reality and also they are Wally's third cousin.

Or

Superman: Hello, Conner, you wanted to talk.

Superboy: I think Bizarro Lex just follows me around now? Can I have him as a sideckick? He has superpowers from a failed science experiment.

Superman: *already tired* You know Bizarro people aren't pets right Kon?

Superboy: *offended* Of course Bizarro da-Lex is my friend and we fight crime together! *Clark looks at him as if reading his intentions* Please.

Superman: Okay.

Superman II (Jon): I discoverred an alternative reality were we are all martians but Mars exploded during the white martians war and the only survivor was an alternative version of aunt Kara and aunt Karen called K'aeri that is also the daugther of alternative Kon. She is really nice. Can she join us?

Superman: *trying to not show how done he is* If everyone is okay with that I see no problem.

Powergirl: I-

Superman: Come to ask my opinion on another super person?

Powergirl: No. I just wanted to say hi. Got a guinea pig but he isn't really super at the moment.

Superman: Nice to hear that. : )

Bizarro: I did not come to ask for a new member

Superman: Oh nic-wait a second.

#batfam #superfam #bat family #superfamily #bruce addoption addiction #supes family is soo complicated they are like a rube goldberg machine #bruce wayne #batman #alfred #clark kent #superman #jla #dc

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 240

You know what I think could be a really interesting premise?

Liminal-as-fuck Batfamily (and maybe all of Gotham itself) who aren't part of the Justice League. Like I am saying full on cryptid batfam who terrorize the criminals of Gotham and aren't well known outside of the city besides rumours.

And now throw in the Phantom team, either via Sam or Ellie or otherwise bringing the anti-ecto acts to their attention. I'm saying feral ghostly children barely being held back by Alfred from destroying the GIW buildings with their bare hands. Yes, that includes Bruce and Kate.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #prompts #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #It'd be hilarious if Supes and Wonder Woman are the only ones aware of the batclan #The rest of the JL are freaking out when a government building implodes #Give me liminals who also have ghost instincts and ready to throw down at perceived slights #Territorial as fuck Bats who will hide team phantom under their capes like broody hens #Also let them share their emotions and real meanings when they talk #Like I'm not just saying slightly ecto-contaminated bats I'm saying LIMINAL AF #There have been multiple portals opened in Gotham and there's a literal undeath swamp and lazarus pits beneath it #the water alone is ecto-contaminated as fuck #Not to mention the potential for misunderstandings from the JL if they don't know much about the batclan or Gotham #And with the whole anti-ecto acts going on

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movisual · 1 year

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if the multiple dc media ive consumed has taught me anything, its that if youre protégés of batman and superman, fighting batman and superman, ALWAYS switch partners. bat protégé takes down superman, super protégé takes down batman. its science

#young justice #supersons #bc like the bat will have kryptonian which is supes weakness #and the super will have durability to help in the fight against batsy #dc universe #robin #dick grayson #damian wayne #conner kent #kon el #jonathan kent #superboy

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atomicsheepscientist · 3 months

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Random thought as I'm hyped up on coffee:

Read a post recently that made a case for Batman to actually be a sweet "a little bit of coffee with my cream and sugar" type of guy, and Superman to be a black coffee drinker because super metabolism processes the coffee so fast normal stuff doesn't affect him much.

I love this idea. The two switch coffee orders to maintain their respective images. It is glorious.

I raise you: this totally fits the Battison version of Batman. Fandom paints him as an absolute cinnamon roll, so I raise you his coffee order is the cinnamon roll coffee (Brown sugar cinnamon white chocolate breve latte) (I just had one of those, it was divine and so sweet).

His public persona always gets this order with a few specifications (maybe extra sugar and a specific milk type because yes).

So, obviously, Batman cannot be caught dead drinking that. He either never orders in costume, or is forced to get it black, only able to add those pathetic sugar and cream packets when no one is looking.

That is, until he becomes friends with one Superman. Superman has the same but opposite problem as him. So, whenever they are able to get coffee together in uniform, they get each other's orders and discretely switch. Of course, this means they have to get the coffee in containers that look the same and are not see-through.

#im sorry i dont know where the original post is #in this crack au #i imagine supes and bats bring their own coffee thermoses #and superman uses his superspeed to pour their drinks in the thermoses to avoid detection #battison #coffee order #one day someone notices superman gets the same order as Battison #idk what happens there #probably new conspiracy theories

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rainybraindays · 7 months

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The best dc friendship is Ted kord blue beetle and booster gold, and if you disagree thats okay but clearly you're blind

#rainy talks #I love them #they have literally no reason being as good together as they are #this is mostly joking but I've been thinking of them A LOT lately #i like them better then supes and bats or flash and green lantern tbh #they just scratch my brain real well #blue beetle #booster gold

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cainware · 1 year

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I'm never going to get over the clear difference between Metropolis and Gotham in my mind, am I?

I'm never going to be able to stop thinking about how Superman is teetering the line of worry for being othered in the shining city vs Batman lurking in the shadows and grime and sometimes being waved at by average citizens who ask if he needs a bottle of water.

I'm never going to be able to stop thinking about Superman being loved like a God vs Batman being loved like a neighbor.

I'm never going to be able to stop thinking about Clark being a nobody journalist with a persona bathed in public light vs Bruce being a public power with a persona bathed in the city's shadow.

#idk man my exposure to metropolis and superman in general is kinda small comparatively and im biased to gotham #but i also think its very interesting the things that I HAVE seem #where supes is a shadow over a bright city and bats is a candle in the dark alley #maybe im entirely wrong but personally thats what i think #and i also think thats why bruce and clark wont ever fully understand what each other experience #and in a way idolize each other in that respect #also they should kiss but yknow #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #gotham city #metropolis #im being dumb dont pay me any attention #its also fun because clark is sunshine and bruce is moonlight #but each respective city sees them as the opposite in my mind #sure citizens love clark but a lot are also afraid of him for what if scenarios #where as a lot of citizens dont like batman but also not seeing him for a while makes them worry like a parent who can't see their kids #cainschatter

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ronnyraygun · 1 year

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NO SUPE CLONES ARE IMMUNE TO Y2K DUMB OUTFIT CHANGES!! NOT EVEN SUPE-TIMMY!!

( @jube-art origin swap AU was putting ants in my skin!!)

#tim drake fanart #tim drake art #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #cassie sandsmark #ron’s art tag #shut in the fuck up ron #MAKINGGG G ME FINK FOUGHTS!!!#FINKING SOOOOO HARDDDD!!#Sorry Wonderwoman having the Bat role is rotting my insides and now I have worms in me and neED Robin!Cassie.#also Tim should get to bust some skulls. especially supe-Tim.#Tim and his canonical temper issues is my favorite genre of Tim. ♥️#Thank you so much for this AU. it is a blessing for me.

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