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#and don’t get me wrong this shit is FUCKING HELL and very hard and embarrassing
itgoeso · 4 months
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#one of the most annoying parts of having bpd isn’t even part of the bpd itself but it's the stigma#and don’t get me wrong this shit is FUCKING HELL and very hard and embarrassing#but the way people think bpd is somehow the same thing as sociopathy or psychopathy is just like ??????????????#and the way even doctors are so sensationalist about it and it does affect your overall hope for how you're gonna be able to#idk navigate life with it. because they make it look like someone who has bpd#is just the worst most difficult and awful human being on earth#like everyone else isn't difficult everyone else doesn't struggle w emotions or relationships or abandonment#and the way they approach it truly makes you feel like you're damaged for life and you're broken and you're doomed#i could go on and on about how this is just upsetting and like sometimes when people learn that i have bpd they're surprised#because i keep a lot of things and feelings to myself because i don't want to be the stereotype#i'm venting but what i mean is that i think the stigma around bpd just makes everything harder#for instance i feel the need to be centred because otherwise i'll be perceived as a bpd stereotype#so i can't get angry i can't get upset i can't get sad i can't miss someone i can't need someone#i can't fear not having someone in my life anymore i can't fear being alone and so on#i have to be manageable and cool and nonchalant and complaisant all the time#sometimes i feel like i'm not allowed to be a person BECAUSE i have bpd#but yeah i'm yet to learn to not give a shit about how people perceive me but there are days that this is harder than others
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impishjesters · 7 months
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Agents of Cat-astrophe
warning(s): none unless you count Jax note(s): This gave me a good chuckle as someone who's consistently dropping more curse words than regular words, I'd imagine the system to just censor anything and everything that comes out of my mouth at that point. A/N: (In response to the requester) I wish I was taking breaks (I mean I am sorta), I'm fully aware I'm running myself ragged right now. But it's hard for me to stop myself... I'm caffeinated and chaotic and I don't wanna stew in my brain for too long. At least I get up and stretch every now and then. Request: Anyways, I’m requesting a Jax x reader (crushing stage) where the reader is sorta at the same level of meanness as Jax and likes to do pranks with him on the other characters. Also the reader’s digital form is a short cat that at first glance makes them look nice/friendly (obviously not an actual cat but yk what I mean), and they have a sailor’s mouth that is unfortunately censored but that doesn’t stop them (can also purr and does so when they’re content which is usually when there chilling in Jax’s room or with Jax in general). I think it would be fun if the reader surprisingly was sorta nicer to Kinger and has a small soft spot for him and does more playful pranks on him than mean/harmful ones.
When you first showed up, you looked so small and frail, like a literal little kitten completely out of place in this big colourful nightmare world
Ragatha thought you’d be like Pomni, and boy howdy was she wrong
You just ended up being another Jax—who you later met and found out was also an agent of chaos
Similarly to Pomni you cursed up a storm when you first arrived and the endless censorship that came with it
You have a knack for testing Caine’s patience when it comes to your sailor’s mouth, much to Jax’s entertainment. It’s not every day Caine loses his cool like that and you’re just a newbie, needless to say, you caught his interest
That sailor’s mouth also gets used towards the other’s and Jax won’t lie and say it’s not funny because shit’s hilarious.
Sure they all curse from time to time, but you just laid out an entire sentence that was completely and utterly censored. Like the system said “fuck this I’m gonna censor the whole damn sentence”
Unlike Jax who doesn’t show any remorse for who he pranks or how cruel they are, you draw the line at messing with Kinger.
Okay, that’s a lie you still mess with him but it’s not like how you mess with the others. Kinger has this sweet unstable dad/grandpa vibe and it kind of makes the place more homey in a weird way. (plus that man has been through enough trauma, give him a break, and talk about his bug collections or some shit)
The upside is that his mind is so scattered sometimes that using the same pranks on him always results in something hilarious. So you really don’t need to try for any new material. (he also really needs to consider actually using the lock on his door, he makes it too easy)
Jax considered you his little partner in crime the more time passed—not exactly a friend nah, but like a good ol pal that also likes to partake in joining him and his bullshittery
The first time he hears you purring is when the two of you are lazing about in his room, he’d gotten distracted collecting things for a prank on someone and heard the loudest rumbling coming from behind him
“Are you fucking purring?”
It’s a little embarrassing at first, you’ve uh, never done that before..
Jax has the biggest shit-eating grin, if he wasn’t using dumb cat-themed nicknames before he sure as hell is now
“Oh, like you don’t stomp your feet like a petulant child you overgrown rabbit.”
He does not stomp his fuckin feet like a temperamental rabbit, thank you very much (that’s a fuckin lie if I ever heard one)
Jax already had mixed feelings about you before, nothing particularly bad, just feelings he couldn’t place…that was until the prank…
He doesn’t know how you did it, or how he got so wrapped up in it. But you pranked him, and you pranked him good.
Oh, oh okay that feeling is new… butterflies don’t typically belong inside your gut, now whether Jax has ever experienced a crush before or not is probably beyond him. But these little butterflies are a bitch and it takes awhile of placing two and two together to realize he’s… caught feelings to some degree
You, however, probably had a crush on him for a while, perhaps really noticing it after the whole purring fiasco when you learned that it only happened around Jax
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mickeyswhore · 6 months
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Billy's Plaything
A/N: Part 2? Maybe?
Summary: Billy is your stepbrother, he makes you embarrassed. What happens when you tease him instead?
Billy Loomis x Reader
Warnings: inappropriate step-sibling relationship, creepy behaviour, light smut.
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You hated Billy Loomis, despised him. You often dreamed about him being dead, but that was only half of the time, the other half you wanted him in your bed, you dreamed about him fucking you in the best way possible, or when both of those emotions collided and you thought about fucking Billy Loomis after he came to your bedroom to yell at you.
After his mother left, his father found a nice woman to settle down with. The only problem? That was your mother, and the two of you met and it was clear as day that you hated him and he hated you but both of your parents were too in love to notice the animosity, ever since your father died when you were 5, your mother was never in a relationship and she was so happy, so you decided to just take it for her happiness.
His father was a nice person, he treated your mother very well and made sure to get things you liked and also paid for a lot of classes just to accommodate for uprooting your life and moving to his house. But Billy? He infuriated you, he made your life hell but it was such small things that it didn't make sense to talk to your parents.
“WHAT THE FUCK, BILLY?” He did it again, he stole so many of your panties and he always had the same excuse.
“It probably got mixed up with my boxers, you need to chill.” His voice was so calm but his smirk made you furious, so you slapped him. Your breathing was hard and you felt yourself getting wet because of Billy and you hated yourself for it. “I’m gonna give you a pass because you’re probably on your period or something…” You were about to slap him again but he stopped your hand by holding your arm, fuck he was strong you thought. “You only get one of those, baby.” He was looking at your lips, fuck you wanted to kiss him.
“Let go of me.” Billy laughed, he knew as much as you that your words had no weight behind them.
“You can just remove your arm.” You snapped out of your trance and removed your arm from his grip.
“You’re a fucking psycho, Billy.” You were so annoyed at him, his eyes darkened and he got even closer to you.
“But what does that say about you?” He whispered in your ear, shivers running down your spine but you frowned. “If I am a psycho like you say, why do you want to fuck me?” You were stuttering and Billy laughed at your sudden shyness. “Do you think I don’t hear you fucking yourself calling my name, huh? Do you think that I never noticed you trying to take a peak at me changing? Baby, you’re not subtle at all…and I bet that if I put my fingers inside your tight little pussy, you’d be so fucking wet.” His smirk never left his face, you got caught and you hated that he was right.
“You’re wrong, I would never call your name when I’m cumming. You’re just delusional.” You were proud of yourself for not stuttering but Billy laugh.
“Who said that you called my name when you were cumming?” With that Billy left you in his room, you were flabbergasted by his antics and you felt like shit because despite his antics, you wanted your step brother to fuck you.
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It kept getting worse, Billy was teasing you all the time and you were so annoyed about the fact that he had that much of an effect on you. Billy made you into his plaything and you had no say in it whatsoever, it was infuriating and the fact that he was plaguing your dreams and fantasies made all of this ten times worse.
“We’re going on a trip to Switzerland, I trust that you kids will be alright for a week?” Billy’s father announced at dinner and you saw how happy your mother was, so you decided to simply go along with it and not say anything.
“Sure, dad. Hope you guys have fun, don’t forget to call.” Billy smiled and then he looked at you, his gaze was making you feel as if you were naked, he saw right through you and you hated it.
“I’m so happy for you mom.” You kissed her cheek, even though your mother was the reason why you were living with Billy, you could never resent her. She deserved to be happy, even if you weren’t.
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You decided to just be in your room and not see Billy, but you weren’t that lucky. He came to your room and was snooping around, you hated when he did that but decided to ignore him. Giving in and fighting was what Billy wanted, so you decided not to fall for it. Be strong, you thought to yourself.
“You’re gonna ignore me the whole week, baby?” Billy laid in bed next to you, but you decided not to react. “Come on, have you been dreaming about me?” You took a deep breath, but decided to change the dynamic between the two of you.
You straddled him and got extremely close to his face, you could tell that he was surprised and you were so proud of yourself for making him speechless.
“Every night, baby.” You whispered and started grinding on his cock and it was hard already.
“What you’re doing?” He asked with a small voice, he definitely wasn’t expecting that from you, Billy does the teasing, not you.
“What we want, right?” You kissed his neck and Billy pushed you away and left your room, you started laughing and went back to reading your book.
Billy left you alone all day, you were grateful that you weren’t an ass out of yourself in front of him and maybe the worst was behind you now, but wrong you were.
You were now ready for bed, you put on your nightgown and already moisturised your skin and you were happy. When you were in bed Billy entered your bedroom, and he got on top of you with a predatory look on his eyes and you too stunned to speak.
“I gotta say, you caught me off guard earlier but we need to fuck so we can stop playing this game, baby.” He was expecting your answer, but you were simply looking at him, you felt yourself getting wetter by the second. “What do you say, baby?” You nodded your head but Billy wagged his finger in front of your face. “I need words, baby…come on.” He whispered.
“Please, fuck me Billy.” He started kissing you, there was no tenderness to it simply lust. Billy started playing with your nipples, and he inserted two fingers inside you.
“Oh, baby…you’re so wet, you’re such a freak for wanting your stepbrother to fuck you, huh?” His words making you even more turned on, you were moaning and pulling his hair, it felt so fucking good.
When you were about to cum, the phone rang. You and Billy were frozen but you were the first to move, he finally removed his fingers and you picked up the phone.
“Hello?” You answered.
“Hey, honey. Just called to let you two know that we arrived at the hotel, and I love you very much. Try not to kill each other.” Your mother laughed, you did too, awkwardly.
“I love you too, mom.” The two of you started to chat about other things, and she hangs up.
You slowly start to walk back to your bedroom, now that you’re less horny it started to dawn on you that this was a bad idea, Billy is your stepbrother for fuck’s sake. It doesn’t matter how much you wanted him, you didn't want to ruin your mother’s relationship.
“It was my mother.” You announced to Billy.
“I heard.” He got closer to you, and started to kiss your neck but you stopped him.
“We shouldn’t do this, Billy.” He was now making patterns across your arm.
“Why not?” He kept eye contact with you, making it hard to keep your resolve.
“Our parents are happy, Billy. If we do this, they might break up.” His touch was comforting, but it really wasn’t helping.
“I get what you’re saying, but they won’t find out.” You didn't seem convinced, at all. “I won’t force you into this, ever. But just so you know, I need to fuck this tight little pussy and I know that you need my cock deep inside you until I fuck you dumb and you don’t know anything but my name, baby.” He kissed your cheek and left your bedroom.
You could hear him masturbating, he sounded so hot and when he finished he yelled your name. You had a decision to make and Billy made it all up to it, he wasn’t going to pursue you, if you wanted…you were going to have to get it.
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kennedyslvr · 11 months
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hihi!!
could i request a vendetta leon x male (cis) reader?
maybe a kind of flirty and nice reader, cracking jokes to make leon embarrassed/shy
could turn nsfw 👀
and if so- can leon be kinda dominant but also desperate like i need that man to BEGGGG 🙏🙏
kinda like “please- i cant take anymore teasing, let me fuck you, pleasepleaseplease-“
so sorry if this is a mess
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warnings: m.reader, sir kink, leon is kinda pervy, biting kink, begging by both people, old man leon is so silly
word count: 1187
note: i rlly hope u like this anon, got my meds in shape and i can finally write successfully!!!
you were leon’s cute and energized partner, no one really knows how you two got along since your personalities should basically clash with one another. leon didn’t show it but he knew about your little antics towards him, you would constantly tease him with your physique, you would let your touch linger on him for a bit too long, and you would even laugh at his stupid jokes. leon would be lying if he said he hasn’t thought about shutting that pretty mouth of yours up, he constantly laid in his bed at ungodly hours of the night palming his cock pathetically. groaning your name while thinking about what your ass would feel like around his cock, how your mouth would feel, you drove him absolutely insane.
“leon you look terrible, did you sleep at all last night?” you asked, staring up at leon with fluttering lashes, it’s this early and you’re already teasing him!? “when you get to my age, you learn to think about other things other than sleeping.” he mumbled, obviously thinking about the way he came into a pair of your boxers that he had stolen from you. you let out a hum before stepping closer to leon, “what do you think about at night, old man?” his words got caught in his throat, what the hell was he going to tell you? ‘yeah i think about you choking on my cock while you beg me to flood your mouth and ass with cum!’ of course not!
“none of your business, kid.” he leaned in closer to you, making you smirk proudly. “do you think about me leon?” leon’s face starts to burn, he stood up straight while quickly turning away from you. “of course not, why would i ever-“ “don’t lie to me, leon.” you giggled making him still, he swore he was on the verge of passing out. you turned to you with an embarrassed look in his eyes, “i can hear you at night, you’re very loud y'know.”
leon brought your dirty boxers to his face so he could inhale your sweet scent. he was such a pervert and he knew it, but he felt so good that he couldn’t care right now. you were in his mind always, you were like an annoying fruit fly that wouldn’t leave him alone. every pump of his hand made him groan loudly, promptly waking you up in the process. “what the hell…” you mumbled, thinking that someone must’ve stubbed their toe or something, but your guesses were very quickly proven wrong by leon calling out to you.
“fuck…so fucking tight, kid, fuck.” leon moaned out in ecstasy, your smell engulfed his senses making his whine into your stolen boxers. you pressed your ear against the wall to hear more of him, your own cock started to get painfully hard at the lewd sounds leon let slip from his mouth. you palmed at your sensitive cock, trying to keep it calm and to feel any type of friction.
leon sped up his movements, his hips bucking up to meet his hands, he was so desperate to reach his release that he continued to get louder. he didn’t care if he was loud right now, all he cared about were his filthy thoughts about you. “fuck baby, i’m gonna cum. you’re gonna make me fucking cum- fuck!” leon’s back arched off the bed as ropes of cum shot out of his cock, he stroked himself through his orgasm, whining and panting like a dog at the overstimulation.
“…shit.” you heard leon curse from your room, followed by footsteps and running water. this would be fun to tease him about tomorrow, you thought.
leon hissed at your finger slowly moving down his torso, he grabbed your wrist making you flinch. “if you’re gonna touch me-“ he placed your hand over his hardened cock, “touch me right, baby.” leon grabbed the back of your neck to pull your mouth onto his, the kiss was sloppy and desperate. he pressed his cock desperately into your own, it was aggressive and made you whine. you pulled back from the kiss with a smirk on your face, “needy are we, sir?” “close your mouth.” he mumbled while slipping your pants down, fumbling to get his own pants off. he wanted to feel you close to him, he just wanted to feel every inch of your skin in his hands.
“leon, can you sit for me?” you asked, flirtatious tone making leon’s ears go red. be grumbled a bit before sitting himself on the couch, you straddled his lap with a small smirk on your face, he looked at you with suspicious eyes. “hold on to something, sir.” “what the hell are you-“ his sentence was interrupted by a loud moan, as you dunk yourself down on his cock he brought his hands to your hips, squishing the skin in his hands. you held onto his shoulders with a shaky smile, trying to act tough while his cock was kissing your prostate was surprisingly difficult. leon was waiting for you to move, waiting to feel your insides glide around his cock, but nothing.
you were simply grinding his cock inside you, rolling your hips in small circles. leon leaned forward to capture your neck in his teeth, this was better than anything he’s ever imagined, for a moment he thought he was dreaming with how good your insides felt. he quickly got impatient though, trying to lift your hips up only to be met with a smack on the hand. “cmon baby, this is fucking torture.” he whined into your ear, “please let me fuck you, i cant do this grinding shit anymore. please please, pretty please?” he begged, still sucking and nibbling your neck, leaving pretty bruises.
“jeez, been awhile since you’ve gotten your dick wet huh-“ leon thrusted upwards making you moan out in shock, he got tired of waiting, he was going to go crazy if he didn’t have you right then and there. “god baby, you feel so good…so fucking tight f’me.” he groaned still pounding up into you, each thrust earned slutty moans and whimpers. you locked your arms around leon’s neck, trying to kiss him but he pulled away, “nuh uh, how do you ask?” he's so mean. you whined at his tone, you felt yourself get closer to your high, you were shaking and practically pleading with leon. “p-please kiss! i-i wanna kiss you wh-while we cum! please?” you begged making him smile, he quickly pulled your mouth into his with a groan. your body trembled as your orgasm tore through you, your back arched, chest hitting leon’s as you finally let go.
leon let you cuddle into him, he wrapped his strong arms around your shaking body. he whispered sweet nothings in your ears, drawing shapes into your back with. he smirked to himself, he let you simmer down for a second so he wouldn’t overwhelm you, he still hasn’t cum yet. plus, he still has to teach you a lesson about teasing him, he didn’t forget about that part at all.
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magma-frog0 · 1 year
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ok. bestie. can i get kirishima x reader smut where the reader is a virgin? its ok if you dont wanna write it. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
BABES I GOT YOU 💗💗 LIKE I SAID BEFORE I LOVE KIRI!!!
warnings: non-proofread, virgin reader, fem reader, smut. THIS IS A PRO HERO AU WHEN THEY ARE OLDER!
You've been working with Kirishima for a year now. You were his secretary in his hero agency. It feels wrong to admit but, you had a huge crush on him. He was just perfect, his was kind and he was fucking hot.
"Hey Y/N?" you looked up to see Kirishima standing in front of your desk.
"Yes? Do you need something sir?" You asked raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah... I was wondering if you'd like to come to my place after work. I realized we've been working with each other for a while and I've never really got to know you," he rubbed the nape of his neck. You can feel your face getting hot.
"Yes!- I mean um- Yes, I'd love to," you smiled. Your face was hot, and you felt embarrassed.
"Great, I'll wait for you after work," he smiled and left.
You left the agency and you saw Kirishima waiting for you outside of the building. "There you are, I thought you left me for a sec," he said as he walked up to you. "My car isn't far, follow me," he started to walk, and you hurried after him. He stopped at his car; it was a black BMW convertible with a velvet red interior. He opened your door, and you slid in the car. He got in and started driving.
"So, Y/N tell me about yourself."
"What do you want to know?"
"Why did you want to work with me?" He asked. Obviously, you couldn't say it was because you were literally in love with him.
"Well, I've always wanted to do hero work, even if my quirk wasn't very cool or flashy."
He looked at you and chuckled. "Not cool or flashy huh? Let me tell you something Y/N," he looked at you with a more serious expression. "You don't need a flashy quirk to be a good hero. I don't have a very flashy quirk, hell. My skin just goes rock hard that's all. Just because it's not cool doesn't mean you can't be a good hero."
"Guess I've never thought of it like that," you smiled at him, and he returned it with a flashy smirk.
“We’re here!” He said excitedly, pulling into a gravel driveway. His house was huge and surrounded by forest, he parks the car and gets out. He walks to your door and opens it for you.
“Thank you, sir."
"You don't need to be formal, we're not at work. Just call me Eijiro," he said directing you into his house.
You walked through the door, he has red and black furniture and dark grey painted walls. You sat on his couch and took off your shoes.
"Do you want anything to drink?" He asked as he walked into the kitchen and pulled out some wine.
"Do you have red?" You asked, getting up and sitting on a stool at his island.
"It's the only type I have," he chuckles and pulls out some wine glasses. "How full?"
"To the brim," you sigh. He grins as he tops off your glass.
It didn’t take long until you got courageous, you were sitting on the couch and talking. “Hey Eijiro?” You looked at him.
“Yes, do need something?” He asked as he was about to get up. You grabbed his wrist before he could leave and he looked at you. “What do you need?” He asked again.
“Nothing it’s just that-” you tried to speak but you couldn’t. How do you tell your crush that you like him? He looked at you confused and sat back down. Something about the way he looked at you made you get butterflies, you got closer to him and planted a soft kiss on his lips. When you pulled away he looked at you shocked. “Shit, Shit, Shit I’m so sorry,” you apologize and move away from him. You looked in his eyes and say something different they were darker and full of greed. He pinned you down on the bed and kissed you again.
“Don’t apologize, I want this. I want you.” He groaned, his lips still on yours. He took off his shirt and pants leaving him in his boxers. He leans over you with his massive body, he was breathing heavily and looked at you with hunger in his eyes. You pushed yourself up on your elbows and helped him take off your clothes. He got down between your legs and put your legs on his shoulders. “Fuck your so wet,” he groans. His breath on your heated sec makes your whole body quiver. He slowly pushes his finger inside you. “And your virgin tight.”
“That’s because I am,” you whisper, but he could still hear you.
“What?” He looked up at you his brows knitted together.
“I’m a virgin,” you admit quietly. He looks at you and smiles.
“I’ll just have to be gentle then,” he says going back between your legs. He starts licking and sucking your clit slowly and gently. He kept his pace slow but his tongue was good. Your hips bucked to his face as you felt yourself orgasm. Your moans were like music to his ears, it just made him harder when you told him how good he made you feel.
He sat up and gave you a kiss. He slowly took off his boxers and you could see his dick, he was big, bigger than you expected. “I’ll go slow,” he said as he saw the concern on your face. He aligned himself with your entrance and slowly pushed himself in. When he got all the way inside you he asked “Are you ready?”
“Mhm,” you moaned. You couldn’t even respond, it hurt so bad but felt so good at the same time. He grabbed your hand and slowly started thrusting. Your head flying back due to the pleasure, his tip was curved so it would hit your g-spot every time he thrusted. It made you see stars. His thrusts started getting sloppy as both of your moans are growing louder. He feels you cum and he quickly pulled out, his tip twitching as he came on your stomach. He collapsed on your chest. “I’m glad I was your first.” He said breathily.
“Me too,” you said quietly.
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feelingpoorly · 3 months
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Life lesson: avoid expired egg noodles
So I usually post whiny attention seeking shit like this on my insta bc even tho my kink does not apply to me at all, in some weird way complaining about how ill and knowing people would see it still kinda turns me on a little
But I figured what better place to whine about it here instead since, idk this is kinda what this blog is for
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So we went to the shop last night and got a bunch of food from the reduced section. We do this fairly regularly cuz the expired food is so cheap and it’s usually fine if you eat it same day
Well I learnt my lesson lol. Amongst one of the things we got a couple packs of fresh egg noodles in some sauce. I didn’t really like them, but store bought is never gonna be as good as the real thing anyway right?
I was snacking on some cereal at like midnight, having eaten these noodles at like 7. I noticed that I was getting pretty severe stomach pain in the top of my stomach. It was weird and I didn’t really understand why. However I had taken some prescription painkillers earlier that day and although I take a different medication with them to try and stop this happening, they can have a habit of wrecking my stomach and giving me a tummy ache. I thought it was weird, since I definitely HAD remembered to take them with the other med this time, but whatever
Anyway I woke up this morning, we were going out to meet up with some of my partners friends for coffee. I immediately realised I felt bloated as hell, like painfully so. I figured it would pass once I was up and moving around.
It did not.
It pretty quickly progressed into pretty severe stomach cramps, to the point where every time I stood up, it would cramp so hard I couldn’t stop myself from kinda curling over and wincing. At that point I was starting to worry something was actually wrong and I wasn’t just a bit bloated.
I quite quickly started feeling pretty sick, and that’s panic territory for me, being emetophobic. I took a dissolvable anti sickness tablet, but the nausea combined with the horrible cramping made me feel very unwell. I really felt awful and sick and at that point I had to say to my partner, if I say I don’t feel well please can you just take me home. I didn’t know how I was gonna cope sitting in a coffee shop feeling like this. When the cramps hit I was in a lot of pain. Bearing in mind I live with chronic pain, I’m not a baby about pain, but this was the kind of pain that you just wince voluntarily and I couldn’t hide it.
Thankfully the anti sickness meds kicked in, and after sitting down for a while the nausea and the cramps settled down a bit to the point where I was no longer freaking out about being ill in public. I should probably add here that on the way there in the car, my stomach was making some really upset sounding deep rumbling gurgles. Like it didn’t sound good. The kinda gurgles that only come with being sick. I didn’t feel well enough to have a drink or anything to eat which probably looked a little suss. Later on a got just a bottle of lemonade hoping it would settle my stomach but when I sipped it, it just make it worse and my stomach started cramping again.
Skip to being home this evening, I’d thought the worse was over and I’d been feeling kinda ok. I had some light dinner, and what a fucking bad idea that was lol.
Im not having the intermittent intense cramps anymore but like, now my whole stomach feels bloated af again and I have like this sharp cramping pain kinda all over, both upper and lower stomach with just no relief. I’m so bloated my stomach is sticking out but there’s no relief from it at all. Holding my stomach helps but I feel so embarrassed so I’ve tried to hide it and only rub my tummy when my partner went to sleep.
What makes it worse, is that up until this point I had no idea what caused any of this. But when we got home, there was an absolutely rancid smell in the kitchen that smelt like off, rotting food. It was absolutely foul. It almost even smelt like vomit, and just smelling it made my nausea kick off all over again.
It was the leftover noodles. And let me tell you, they smelt pungent as FUCK. I literally ate those last night, and they smell that bad today? No wonder I’ve felt ill. I have that shit in my stomach. Even after my partner bagged up the leftovers, sealed it and put it in the bin, just the PLATE they were on is still emitting this foul smell, it’s just awful
Eating dinner was a bad choice, because now I just feel worse again. I don’t feel that sick anymore, probably because of the meds, but my stomach feels horrible again. I’m in so much pain, I can’t suck my tummy in at all with how sore and bloated and painful it is. I feel like an absolutely pathetic self indulgent lil bitch but I literally just went to make myself a hot water bottle to hold to my tummy as I try and sleep, because it hurts and this is not fun. I just want some relief, and currently nothing else is helping. As I’m lying here holding my tummy with one hand and holding the hot water bottle on it with the other, it’s gurgling and glugging really loudly sickly again and it just feels awful. I can literally feel it in my insides, and with the way it feels I just really hope it doesn’t all come back up again, probably still along with the undigested noodles from last night if the way I’m feeling is anything to go by 🥺
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Anyway, I just came here to complain about it in way too much detail lmao. Hopefully someone enjoys my misery. As I said, although it’s embarrassing as hell, somehow the thought of other people knowing or being sympathetic etc is also kinda hot
If anyone wants to use my sorry ass as fic inspo then ofc you have my blessing lmao. In fact, if you do, PLEASE let me know as I’d love to read it haha
Anyway, off to moan quietly to myself and hold the hot water bottle on my aching tummy now x
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thebestofoneshots · 4 months
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as promised it’s DEEP DIVE TIME BABY!!!
chapter 29 here’s my thoughts and things i noticed!!
first things first I WAS MENTIONED AGAIN!!! love to know i’m just roaming about in this universe fucking around. love how i was warned tho very nice!
i loved that when remus saw reader he immediately went “oh thank god HERE!!” like he trusts her skills enough to know that if anyone could do it it’s her like the whole “if anyone can do it,it’s you luv” LIKE OK I SEE YOU WITH THE NICKNAMES 🤭 but the trust not only remus but peter has in reader shows how their relationship has grown since they’ve met and i think it’s so cute how quickly she was accepted into the group!
also PETER HAS A DATE?!?? MY BABY!! (specifically your peter tho i only like your peter) I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW THE DATE WENT AND WHO IT WAS WITH!!!
AND READER BEING SEEKER FOR THE NEXT MATCH?!??? OH I CANT WAIT FOR THAT!! I CAN SEE THE TENSION AND EXCITEMENT THATS GONNA BE IN THE CHAPTER!! I KNOW READER IS GONNA PULL THROUGH AND FUCK EVERYONE OVER!! (barty and evan cough cough)
and reader having survivors guilt? she’s so me i hate watching people get hurt when i could have stopped it or tried to help! idk maybe it has something to do with me hating the feeling of being weak. like as a woman it’s hard to be seen as strong and competent so having men fight your battles against other men never feels as satisfying as the woman beating HIS ASS TO OBLIVION!!!
anyways! reader being selfless as always taking the punishment so james can have his little date with lily. love her with everything i have.
but remus offering to take james spot instead of reader but when sirius asks for remus to take his spot he flat out just goes “hell nah” his love language for both reader and sirius are so different yet so similar? like you can tell remus and sirius are obviously closer and so remus has no problem denying a request from him. but with reader he’s just met her and hasn’t figured out the boundaries of their relationship yet (friendships are still relationships) like how far he can go to tease her or what she’s comfortable with and not. don’t get me wrong for the amount of time they have known each other remus knows a LOT about her like mannerisms and her thought process but there’s still more for him to learn! like just how far she’s willing to go! (i have no idea if any of that made sense i’m sorry)
DIFFERENT TOPIC!!! READER FLIRTING WITH REMUS!!! even if it was as james i need more of reader teasing or like “jokingly” flirting with remus!!! please on my knees!!! honestly tho i do feel like reader teasing remus about the blindfold and him being “kinky” shows how comfortable she’s getting with him! like it took her awhile to get like that with sirius but once she started she never stoped and i want to see more of these with her and rem.
also reader wearing boxers? homegirl stays prepared! i swear she’s literally so smart! and clever i will never shut up about it. like the way she thinks ahead has saved her in so many different situations! clever little fox 🥰
love love love reader getting jealous with the thought of sirius flirting with other girls! (i think she should show him why that’s a terrible idea WHAT?!?? WHO SAID THAT?!???)
i loved how the “there isn’t any man’s work that i cannot do.” came to bite her in the ass so quickly. can’t even blame her men’s public restrooms are foul. what do they do in there?!?!!
reader as james calling mcgonagall minnie had me crying oh i know she was embarrassed (it’s ok tho because i would want to call her minnie too 😔)
I NEED MORE OF READER BEING INTIMIDATING!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! i live for intimidating reader! i eat that shit up! love to see men cower to a powerful woman!!! RAAAHHHH WOMEN!!!!
the whole random chick asking sirius to go to hogsmeade as if he doesn’t already have a girlfriend is crazy! like how are you gonna try and be a home wrecker??? the audacity to yell at james/reader i would be mad for james to because how do you have all of that attitude? like damn.
but i want to say this i know sirius and remus are gonna get together but i feel like right now their relationship is screaming “remus lupin wouldn’t mind liking boys if it didn’t mean liking sirius black. sirius black wouldn’t mind liking remus lupin if it didn’t mean liking a boy.” ya know? i thought of that when sirius was having his little sexuality crisis with reader being a boy
can i say this enough? MORE REMUS SIRIUS AND READER INTERACTIONS!!! i need them! i need remus and reader teaming up antagonist sirius! i need remus and reader having this wordless communication! i need reader and sirius to spend more time with remus! i need more remus freaking out over sirius! i need more of them together! I NEEEEDDD ITTTT
can’t stop thinking about how remus noticed reader was turning back and tried to stop her from getting hurt. how closely he was paying attention in order to notice that in the first place. how i can imagine him just admiring reader and sirius and noticing readers demeanor change slightly just enough for him to realize the potions effects were disappearing. yeah. can’t stop thinking about it.
gonna go to bed tonight dreaming i’m laying in bed with sirius and listening to remus read me the godfather. we all just cuddle together in a mess of limbs while remus’ voice lulls us to sleep. yeah….gonna dream about that.
ok that was my thoughts on this chapter. lord is it long? probably im sorry 😭 i can’t wait for the next chapter!!! literally in love with your writing! like i want it tattooed in my brain.
OK IM GONE!!!
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Right? Peter is such a weird character bc we know what's gonna happen to him in the future and we know what he's supposed to do, but I still felt it necessary to flesh him out? Especially if Sirius eventually suggests using him as a secret keeper instead because let's be honest, they must have trusted him heavily to make that happen and it was really important for me to let that be seen. How much did he change due to his cowardice?
Remus and nicknames are a thing, he's always using them on her, but I bet he's gonna use them even further as time goes by and they become closer o each other. Who knows? He might start teasing him just as much as she teases him.
AND READER BEING SEEKER FOR THE NEXT MATCH?!??? OH I CANT WAIT FOR THAT!! I CAN SEE THE TENSION AND EXCITEMENT THATS GONNA BE IN THE CHAPTER!! I KNOW READER IS GONNA PULL THROUGH AND FUCK EVERYONE OVER!! (barty and evan cough cough)
I freaking love your excitement! And there's definitely going to be something very interesting happening in Chapter 30. Remember who's the Slytherin Seeker.
but remus offering to take james spot instead of reader but when sirius asks for remus to take his spot he flat out just goes “hell nah” his love language for both reader and sirius are so different yet so similar? like you can tell remus and sirius are obviously closer and so remus has no problem denying a request from him. but with reader he’s just met her and hasn’t figured out the boundaries of their relationship yet (friendships are still relationships) like how far he can go to tease her or what she’s comfortable with and not. don’t get me wrong for the amount of time they have known each other remus knows a LOT about her like mannerisms and her thought process but there’s still more for him to learn! like just how far she’s willing to go! (i have no idea if any of that made sense i’m sorry)
It 100% makes sense! Remus still has a lot to learn about her and it's part of the beauty of it. The realisticness of their relationship developing lays heavily on this, especially on those occasions in which Remus notices shit Sirius doesn't and at other times, he sees things that Vixen doesn't know about Sirius, bc he's known him for longer.
Like in this case, he's offering to help because he knows Vixen's arm is hurt and still feels guilty because of it, he doesn't want her to overwork. Meanwhile, with Sirius, he knows he's more than fine, and that he's just trying to get away from it by using his charm like he always does, which is why he flat-out refuses. Remus fell for Sirius' winning smile enough times in his first and second year, and our poor boy didn't even know why he wanted to help Sirius with his homework so much.
i loved how the “there isn’t any man’s work that i cannot do.” came to bite her in the ass so quickly. can’t even blame her men’s public restrooms are foul. what do they do in there?!?!!
I loved doing this because she really was all "Don't underestimate me, I can do anything a man can," and then they throw her in the dirty loo and she's like "I fucked up." This would soooo happen to me. I LOOOVE strong independent woman, if you haven't noticed, I always try to have her keep that personality with her. In fact, one of her character faults is that she struggles to accept help from others because she too, doesn't like being perceived as weak. And sometimes it's hard to understand that, needing help on some things isn't a weakness, but rather inherently human.
but i want to say this i know sirius and remus are gonna get together but i feel like right now their relationship is screaming “remus lupin wouldn’t mind liking boys if it didn’t mean liking sirius black. sirius black wouldn’t mind liking remus lupin if it didn’t mean liking a boy.” ya know? i thought of that when sirius was having his little sexuality crisis with reader being a boy
This really is them in every universe. And regarding Zia, I wanted to put her in there because well, the subject of adding Remus is already delicate enough. And that thin line between the three being in love with each other and cheating, is something I wanted to explore further. There will be no cheating on GC because I do not condone that at all and I value honesty above all, but I thought adding that bit of contrast in there was important.
Also just a mini reminder of what a hot shot Sirius is bc hot damn he's a total catch!
can’t stop thinking about how remus noticed reader was turning back and tried to stop her from getting hurt. how closely he was paying attention in order to notice that in the first place. how i can imagine him just admiring reader and sirius and noticing readers demeanor change slightly just enough for him to realize the potions effects were disappearing. yeah. can’t stop thinking about it.
My man's so in love it borderlines on obsession and it's hard bc good god he's in love with his two best friends who are also dating each other, how much more miserable must he be?
gonna go to bed tonight dreaming i’m laying in bed with sirius and listening to remus read me the godfather. we all just cuddle together in a mess of limbs while remus’ voice lulls us to sleep. yeah….gonna dream about that.
Dear lord, I also wish I could have Rem read to me asleep! He's just so sweet and soft and I feel like he would do narrations masterfully! Sidenote: Audible has a version of "The Portrait of Dorian Grey" narrated by Ben Barnes and it's the loveliest thing in the world, sometimes I go to bed and pretend it's Sirius reading to me.
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Miu iruma who has a brother who is dating Kaede/Maki but personality wise they're almost the opposite of miu. They're kind and can be bubbly but unlike miu who is loud they're on the shy side unless provoked but are unaffected by Miu's loud mouth and vulgar comments and are usually around Miu. Miu also teases her brother about kaede/Maki and of coarse asks vulgar questions(she is weirdly obessed with kaedes chest) Thing is everyone just thought he was friends with Miu but they're shocked to find out they're sibling cause their last names are different. They find out cause Miu and her brother were acting close and they misinterpreted it as flirting but are dead wrong since Miu is like wtf he's my brother you weirdos and now all the interactions make sense.
Kaede and Maki with Miu Iruma’s Brother
Let us begin with you and Miu’s relationship
She’s very fond of you
You’re the only person she trusts enough to be vulnerable with
You know her weaknesses and she knows yours
You’ll tell people to be gentle and not to raise their voices at her, even if she deserved it
And as her sweet, innocent, precious bro, she ain’t letting nobody lay a finger on you
She’ll give your bullies a good talking-to and pull you away from the scene
And you can trust her to be vulnerable with her too
When you’re upset, she’ll wave you over to her and let you lean against her shoulder
You’ve done this ever since you were kids, and it’s just a really nice, warm feeling
And of course, Miu teases the shit out of you
She might pamper you, but you’re not safe from her teasing
Of course, you’re her sibling, so she’s a lot less weird about it
Imagine how ruthless she would be if she found out you were dating someone
Especially one of your classmates
Kaede Akamatsu 🎹
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She was so shocked to find out you were her brother
You were literally nothing like her
She was loud, bold, perverted
While you were kind, shy and gentlemanly 
She honestly thought you two were dating and Miu was so disgusted
“S-Sorry! It’s just that you two spend a lot of time together and-“
“Ew, what the hell?! He’s my brother, you sick bitch! We popped out of the same fuckin’ womb! Do you think Tenko and that weird magician girl are dating because Tenko’s a weird fuckin’ stalker?! Look up from your piano for once and get a fuckin’ life!”
Needless to say, Kaede was embarrassed 
But you were still really kind to her
She actually liked you a lot
When you told your sister that you were dating, she laughed so hard
“Hah! You actually landed that bitch?! Man, that’s fucking hilarious!”
“Miu, I didn’t sleep with her-“
“So tell me, how big are those jugs of hers? Are they real? Is she chubby? And I bet she’s got a fat ass too-“
“MIU!”
Yeah, she’s gonna tease the shit out of you
And she’s gonna threaten Kaede and tell her to treat you good
Even though your sister is a lot to deal with, Kaede still loves you 
And your sister will come to respect her eventually
Maki Harukawa 🔪
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She doesn’t know why you would wanna hang around someone like Miu, but oh well
I mean, she’s so loud, and you’re so sweet and bubbly 
One time, you happened to be in the same room, and she asked it
“Hey. Why do you and that Miu spend so much time together?”
“We’re siblings.”
“…Oh.”
She was not expecting to hear that
She honestly thought it was something completely different
“Something wrong?”
“No, it’s just… I had no idea. You have different last names and you’re nothing like her.”
“You thought we were dating, didn’t you? It’s okay, we get that surprisingly often.”
You chuckled and it made her blush
She was starting to like you
And eventually, she liked you so much that she decided to date you
When you told Miu, she kind of just gave you a weird look
“You mean that creepy chick with the pigtails? Damn, didn’t know she was your type!”
“Miu, please don’t call her creepy. She’s a great person and I love spending time with her.”
“Okay, okay, geez. Don’t get your dick in a twist, buddy. Now, I gotta know, is she buff? Like she does a ton of workouts and whatnot, so she’s gotta be fuckin’ ripped, right?! And how’s her ass? Big? Small? And I bet her chest is-“
“Okay, that’s enough!”
Maki finds her kind of annoying, and Miu thinks she’s a weird bitch, so there’s some awkwardness for a little while
Miu wants to make sure you have a partner who treats you right, and Maki doesn’t like that she scrutinizes her every move
But they’ll learn to tolerate each other in time
“Hey, funny thing, Miu. She thought we were dating at first!”
“Ewwww! He’s my brother, you fuckin’ sicko!”
“Do you wanna die?!”
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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Osomatsusan older sibling headcanons!!!!!
In this the sibling is still in highschool, lol(I’m in high school, I want out I’m boutta go bonkers)
Osomatsu
This little shit, he tries so hard to be the respectable older brother. But you know damn well he’s a little scum bag
Gives really bad dating advice, like he knows what he’s talking about. You listen to him and you got yourself a one way ticket to a restraining order
Tries to help you with homework n shit but, he’s secretly illiterate and can’t do long division. He tries his best
If you ask him to do your homework though and you get a low grade, he’ll be so fucking offended. Probably go down to the school himself to complain
DONT THINK JUST BECAUSE YOUR A BABY HE WONT BE A DICK TO YOU
He makes fun of you so fucking hard, it won’t matter if you’re turning 18 in 2 days he’ll come up to you like “ew who left this ugly deformed baby here, get out you stupid little baby!!!”
He isn’t allowed to pick you up from anywhere, you had to walk in the rain cause he forgot you existed lol
This has happened more then once
He worked his ass off to repay you each time though, he’ll spend all the yen he earn to make you forgive him
Genuinely does care for you and if you bring someone home, he’ll pull the scary big brother act. Doesn’t matter your gender or your partners gender. He needs to show them who they’re gonna have to deal with >:((
Karamatsu
Karamatsu is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING, YOU CANT GO ANYWHERE WITH HIM
Pray to god he never sees you hanging out with friends, he’ll unintentionally embarrass the hell out of you
You two locked eyes and you knew damn and well it was over for you
“Is that my dearest baby sibling? Oh and they have company! My dearest angel baby sibling may I accompany thee to make sure no one gives you any trouble”
“Karamatsu I’m fucking 17” “nonsense, I know you have trouble speaking up for yourself so allow me to! My darling baby sibling”
He just wants to make sure his dearest darling angel baby sweetest little sibling is okay and doesn’t get hurt
Actually very sweet, and just wants you to know you’re loved and cared for. He’s probably the best one to come to if you’re having problems
He probably will cry if you struggle with insecurities and self doubt, you’re so cool how fucking could you >:((
If you wanna explore your style him and Todomatsu are your guys. He’d probably love dolling you up in his flashy clothing
The rest of the brothers make fun of you, but the happiness in Karamatsu’s eyes seeing his baby sibling indulge in his wacky clothing sense makes it worth it
Cannot fathom you doing ANYTHING wrong, he could watch you smoke crack out of a pipe and he’s just like “lol, what cool magic tricks my dearest sibling does!”
Will fight tooth and nail for you, even if you’re in the wrong
“Hey (y/n)! You took my fucking donut”
“how could you even fathom them doing something so stupid they would never!”
“Lol i totally did”
“. . . My dear baby sibling once again, taking the blame so their elder brothers don’t have to fight! Taking on the burden of keeping us from tearing each other apart! Truly remarkable!”
Choromatsu
Mother hen!! Smothers you a lot to make sure you’re doing fine and you’re getting enough sleep, food, and water(I think he just likes the authority he gets over you)
If you’re a shut in he’ll take you on walks around the park and maybe buy you a little treat, to make sure you don’t shrivel away in the dark
Has beaten osomatsu and Karamatsu’s asses for doing your home work for you. Makes you do it yourself but guides you to the right answer
Probably pressures you into taking higher classes, joining clubs, and other things. Wants you to he successful and well rounded so you aren’t stuck like him and the other brothers
If you are also into idols he is ECSTATIC, if he wants to share his interests and hobbies with anyone it’s YOU
Actually loves listening to the music you enjoy, even if it’s death metal or rap. He’ll indulge in it to get closer to you.
You and him have lazy days where you watch magical girl shows like salior moon or madoka
Hassles you on your friends and what they’re like, doesn’t care for drama but likes to keep tabs on the types of crowds you’re in
If you get sick, it’s fucking over for you. Will not let you out of bed for a hurricane, will make you sleep in that bad and take all of the gross medicines that make you feel sicker than before
Ichimatsu
Doesn’t actually talk to you much, he loves you and all but just kinda tries and hides from you at home
He feels like a total fuck up, and hates the idea of you seeing him as a useless bag of garbage
Ichimatsu though does like watching you grow up, when he sees you out with friends he can’t help but tear up a little
Seeing you so happy with your friends makes him feel all warm and fuzzy, he just hope you’re being true to yourself unlike him
He totally goes to fuck it up though, 100% he spots you with your friends and decides ‘I’m gonna ruin this precious moment’ strolls up like “you kids ever heard of goatse?”
You have to SCREECH at him before he scares off your friends, he thinks it’s so fucking funny the way you try and claw at his face to give him to shut up
“You ever heard of this thing called un-bir-” “OMFG GO AWAY YOU CHRONICALLY ONLINE TROLL!!!!!”
Absolute bastard, he knows it pisses you off
Sometimes though, he’ll bring you a random cat and just kinda, hand it to you. You have to pet it, it’s the law, you have to listen to your big brother, he’ll call the fuckin, pet the cat, don’t make him call the police on you
He’s the reason why you cannot tell your brothers if you’re going on a date, he’ll find you, and when he does. You might as well have cancel the date and faked your own death and move to Russia
Scares the shit out of you and your partner, you and your partner are sitting at a cute cafe and he just sits right next to your partner and stares so intensely, unblinking
It doesn’t end until your partner leaves, mission success. Doesn’t even say goodbye just leaves
Jyushimatsu
Makes you play baseball with him, he’s the reason you can pitch a perfect throw
Wants to be around you constantly, and knows exactly how to make you smile and laugh, and abuses it horribly
He’s actually one of the sweetest brothers, he’ll try and help you with EVERYTHING, doesn’t matter if he’s any good
Would really want you to join a sport but if you end up being more into the arts he’s just as happy
He still thinks of you as a little baby so when you mention anything about highschool or normal teenage activities hes Just Like “BUT YOURE LIKE 3?!” “JYUSHI IM FUCKING 18”
Jyushimatsu had no perception of time, you’re 3 years old forever, sorry
Him and Choromatsu bring you out a lot, especially if you don’t go out he’ll drag you to do activities, and he gets creative
He’ll pick you up and go “ewwww, look at this stinky baby, let’s throw it back in the dumpster”
Jyushimatsu never lets you over work yourself, every time he sees you even remotely stressed he is ON IT, he’ll octopus wrestle you onto the floor for a nap, no escape
Jyushi also is probably the most ride or die person you will meet, if you told him you kicked a yakuza member in the balls and stole their money and contraband he’ll just nod and say “okay, let me go get my bat” and help you dismantle the entire crime district just so you don’t get hurt
But usually he’ll just drive you to target to go replace a vase you broke
Todomatsu
You’re his only sibling, he only has a younger sibling and he will die on that fact
Todomatsu will often take you out to drink coffee and take pictures, he loves spending time with you almost as much as Jyushimatsu and buys you tones of cute clothes
He loves playing dress up w/ you, especially if you’ll let him dress you up really girly
He’ll grab you and use you to pick up chicks too, playing the perfect big brother role. He acts so sweet but you know it’s a slimey little act
Todo constantly asks who your favorite brother is, kicking his legs up trying to look cute. God forbid you say anyone but him, he once refused to talk to you for a week cause you said someone else
“ WELL WHY DONT YOU GO ASK YOUR FAAAAV BROTHER THEN!!”
He is really cuddly though, you’re having a bad day and just wanna relax go to him. He’ll get you some snacks and put on a movie and you two will just sit under a blanket and talk shit about the other people at your high school
He also loooves the Highschool drama, he will sit you down and buy you coffee just for the chance to judge a bunch of children’s morality choices and also spend time with you. Friend drama? Class drama? Some kid almost died from alcohol poisoning in math class? He’s all ears
Todomatsu will also tell you about all of the shit he use to get into during his highschool year (he’s totally not lying or really did happen you have to believe him)
When it comes to dating he actually have some decent advice but also complains, how can you get bitches and he can’t?! It’s not fair he’s cuter than you!!
You feel so loved in this house
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teapotuser · 1 year
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🌹—𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐔𝐋
• Violet’s opinions on Heartslabyul students.
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🌹—𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄.𝐑
(Before overblot) Honestly doesn’t really care too much, neutral feelings on him.
They think his hair is cute, a nice shade of red and the heart shaped strands of hair fits him pretty well.
Grumbles about the fact that they’re the same height but Riddle gets to wear heels.
Finds it hard to believe he isn’t some 5th grader who thinks he’s the shit because his reading level is an 8th graders.
Instantly proved wrong about thinking he isn’t that smart— genuinely got embarrassed when Riddle showcased one(1) percent of his mega mind book smarts in a conversation that Violet overheard.
Gets really annoyed when Riddle gets upset, his loud voice irritates them.
Also gets scared when he’s mad, probably flinches whenever he yells lawl
“. . . He reminds me of a child. . . and I’m scared of children.”
(After overblot) Bro was SCARED of Riddle, tears forming in their eyes during the battle when he was yelling and the environment around them got all fucky-wucky.
When coming to the realization that Riddle could very well kill the other students Violet grew a pair and beefed the shit out of that bastard.
Hella salty Riddle messed up the tart they all helped make.
Of course they instantly forgave the poor guy when they learned his back story. Instantly knew that everyone in this damn school was going to have a gut-wrenching, soul-crushing back story. All that while looking all cute and shit.
Awkwardly tries their best to talk to Riddle, thinking it would be great to be friends after trauma bonding but uh. They chickened out every time, instead they make him a card and a handmade paper rose telling him how they wished to be friends.
Gets so embarrassed when Riddle comes up to them and asks them about the card.
Their friendship will certainly be interesting! Two hot tempered boabys, one of them being smart and the other being as stupid as shit.
“. . .why the hell didn’t he ignore the card and my existence as a whole? Now I need to interact with him. . . Maybe I can get his number, texting is so much easier.”
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♣️—𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐘.𝐂
(Before overblot) Does not like how much taller he is than them.
His height scares them. So does his face. Absolutely HATES his fedora. GENUINELY GOT MAD WHEN THEY SAW HIM WEAR IT. Like so angry that Trey himself noticed them get physically upset.
Doesn’t know much about his parents but he mentioned that they run a bakery, the way he talks about his parents makes Violet happy. More interested in meeting his parents than getting to know Trey himself.
When Trey mentions how passionate he is about keeping his teeth clean Violet tells him that they don’t wash their teeth everyday.
Damn near gave him a heart attack.
“My teeth are healthy though. . . Get the fuck away from me with that thing.” Actually scared at the sight of Trey menacingly walking towards them with a toothbrush.
(After overblot.) Pities him.
They don’t know what they would’ve done in his position.
Still thinks his fedora is fucking shit.
Appreciates his cooking skills more, especially when he said he would go out of his way to cook them meals that they liked after finding out Violet is vegetarian and struggles with textures.
Almost threw up when he used doodle suit and made a tart taste like spaghetti. The flavor and texture just fucked them over.
“. . .It’s a deal. I’ll brush my teeth everyday if you help me learn how to cook.”
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♦️—𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑.𝐃
(Before overblot) jumpscared when he appeared with his ginger hair.
Dark impulse told them to shave him bald in his sleep.
Cringed so hard when he started speaking in texting terms and they didn’t even try to hide the disgust on their face.
Got so insecure when he took a surprise picture of them to post they Violet almost beat the shit out of him.
Cater always asks before taking a picture with them in it after that.
“😂 while you can Cater. Soon you’ll be 😭.” How the hell did they say emojis out loud??
(After overblot) Hates Cater less.
Wow Violet actually uses their voice and gives Cater their number because it’s easier for them to talk like that? Crazy.
Cater sends cute posts.
Violet sends obscure and mildly concerning memes.
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♠️—𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐂𝐄.𝐒
(Before overblot) absolutely in love with this dude. Very scared of him but also blushing when in a mile radius of him.
Mostly scared of him until the egg accident. He was kind of an idiot but Violet loved that about him.
Sees him less as a weird crush and more as a friend after learning more about him. A good friend to have.
Violet admires how manly he is, partially jealous of it.
Cringes whenever they catch themselves staring at him for too long, probably shames themselves out of that little crush and sees him as just a friend.
Relates to his story.
“. . . I don’t have the heart to tell him that chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows.”
(After overblot) Laughed at him and Ace when they instantly lost the duel. felt a little bad about laughing. Just a bit. Apologized.
Got upset when Riddle came close to seriously hurting him.
Threw a knife at Riddle but missed and no one seemed to notice thankfully.
Apologizes for laughing after the battle is done.
Invites him for tea (which they definitely did not steal.)
“I can’t find my glasses but I can recognize that axe body spray from anywhere, come here Deuce.”
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♥️—𝐀𝐂𝐄.𝐓
(Before overblot) Finds him annoying and cocky. Wants to learn how to use magic to drop a brick on his head.
Also wants to shave him bald for being ginger.
Hates his stupid little heart theme.
Also almost beat the shit out of him for messing with Grimmy boy.
“Grim may not be an actual cat but he looks like one! And anyone who disrespects cats deserves to die! RAHHHHH”
(After overblot) Laughed at him losing the duel. Did not apologize to him.
Threw a rock at his head when he was being insensitive after Riddle literally vented about his tragic lore to them.
Tried to give him food poisoning.
Unfortunately became friends with him. They pretend to want to hit eachother with cars but deep down they are. . .alright friends teehee.
“Seven minutes in hell where we go into a closet and beat the shit out of each other.”
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End xx
Lawd have mercy on my soul. I’m so nervous about this. Uhm uhm Violet is my Yuusona!! The purple Barney looking ass bitch who I draw sometimes!!:!:1!1!
Lmk if this is vaguely interesting to anyone so I can write more (I will write part two with savanaclaw regardless x)
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songbird-sunrise · 1 year
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Ooc: Hmm you don’t have to answer this publicly it can just sit in your ask box or something else I don’t mind.
I havent actually been following songbird!wilbur for a significant amount of time, really, the impact was being friends and sometimes friends of friends of people who were running the anonverse and bedrock verse. I feel like I’m overstating my connection, I’m often just following bloggers who are friends with the rp ers, and they are some of the most passionate people they’re totally insane and I love being witness to it
hell, I only started following a couple of months ago, and I didn’t even see whatever meat of conflict that has happened. I’ve just watched it unfold on my dash whatever’s been happening. I don’t think I’ve even sent in an ask.
so that’s to say, I have such a lack of connection to this story, no complex history, no deep understanding, which makes it so much more impressive that the little parts I’ve seen are so emotionally beautiful to me. Even just like the blog header. I’ve been hearing about this story for so long that part of it is the thrill when I do figure out something that’s happened
but more of it? Maybe even most of it? Is because of how much dedication and soul has gone into this story. There is a reason that so many people are passionate, there is a reason that some days I see more fanart of songbird on the dash than like cwjlbur or ccwilbur combined. Because you have made something exquisite with this story and what an honour right? To bear witness to it, even this late, even this far behind.
I think the message, the little scraps of it that my colander brain (system lol) can pick up and I think the message of that. Getting better. Finding community and trust. Finding yourself. I think it’s wonderful.
(What’s embarrassing is that i am for all intents and purposes a fake fan </3 not caught up on any lore I just stare at your header and feel Emotions, so all of this could be entirely 10000% wrong which is why it’s a bit of a like… maybe don’t publish it but perhaps I deserve public punishment for being a clown on anon and sharing emotions)
so yeah uhh you’re amazing I love your rp character and I hope to one day be one of the people posting about them when a particularly cool thing happens. I thank you and applaud you for the amount of work that you have put into this story. Good job. Happy new year to you and happy new year to songbird!wilbur too.
what an exquisite thing I get to see, what could I feel other than honour.
-rib
OOC: Ohhhh my god. oh wow. oh holy shit. this is like the sweetest thing I've ever gotten wtf
usually I don't get very sentimental on here ooc but hey. I'll do it for today
it's been a bit rough writing on songbird-sunrise lately. Nothing I write feels good, and it all feels like such a chore most days. But hearing that you, someone who only recently got involved, loves this silly little character I've made so much absolutely warms my heart. It reminds me of why I do this in the first place
songbird-sunrise is, in a way, my love letter to the dreamsmp and c!wilbur. I know you said your analysis on songbird's themes was probably wrong, but you're actually completely right. We want to show the messy, complicated, hard, and beautiful parts of healing and finding yourself. And the fact that it's conveyed to you without even seeing everything is just. fucking amazing. it's nice to have a direct reminder that I'm actually good at what I love to do for lack of better words
all this to say, thank you. thank you for sending this ask, and thank all of you out there. Whether you're an old fan, a new fan, someone who sends a lot of asks, someone who likes to lurk, someone who makes art, analyses, all of you. thank you, and I promise that there are still some big things planned. The journey of healing is never over, and really, songbird!Wilbur is just beginning :)
-holly and wilbur
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itsmymeaningoflife · 2 years
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11x19 spoilers
* the flashbacks at the start of the eps are actually quite cute and emotional
* Daryl is such a protector. I don’t remember the last time he interacted with Eugene and he jumps right in to save him
* The titles having more and more blood on them each ep is pretty cool too
* I literally do not give a shot about the Pamela story line
* Okay Lydia and Elijah are the fucking cutest. LET THEM BE HAPPY AMC
* Bit of a side note- I really think Aaron is an underrated character. He’s been around fo so long and he’s literally not done anything wrong ever and I LOVE HIM
* Rosita, my queen. I want to be like you when I grow up.
* Absolutely feral for Daryl Dixon.
* Daryl and Rosita’s friendship is one of the better things we’ve had in s11. I love their dynamic
* Eugene telling Daryl that he is not leaving without his love…👀👀… idk man I’m gonna remember this scene just incase it’s a bit of foreshadowing
* What an odd zoom in shot. But this place the road group are holding up at seems pretty cool.
* LYDIA MY GIRL I LOVE YOU. You bag that sweet boy and don’t let him go. Don’t feel guilty about it
* Im actually enjoying seeing Aaron in a bad mood. Nothing better than seeing the placid nice guy get irritated.
* Pamela, just kill him. I don’t care that your son was a monster of your own making. He was a twat.
* HEY PRINCESS WELCOME BACK. And yes girl you protect your friend. I get Mercer is doing his job and he doesn’t owe our group anything at all but like COME ON MAN.
* “I don’t think I can, again, you know” I know that Aaron is thinking about a) losing Eric and b) losing his chance at happiness with Jesus in this moment
* AARON MY MAN IM SOBBING. “I’d do anything to take back one of those no’s just to have one more day together” IM OUT IM OUT
* NAH NAH NOT CLIMBING WALKERS? Now?!? Really?!! Okay
* “He would’ve been ashamed of you” yes girl drag him
* NOT EUGENE TRYING TO SQUARE UP TO DARYL IM DEAD. Nah the second hand embarrassment from this scene I am cringing so hard. Daryl has had enough of his shit and knows that Eugene to his core won’t be the one to put himself on the line, it’s his survival strategy
* Daryl is a better man than me. It still shocks me how level headed Daryl has become
* YES YOU DO DESERVE MORE PRINCESS. I love her and Zekes little bond too
* Lance is actually an interesting character but like… why are they making him such a bottom I’m crying
* Princesses trauma is so fucking heartbreaking. I love her. And yes, yes it should be better.
* “Because of what happened to me- when I see a man, I see a monster” I think every woman can relate to that line to some degree Jesus Christ that hit hard
* Hell nah this music with walkers approaching Aaron and Lydia is so creepy
* Jerrys fight scene is amazing. Very cool
* Hell nah these ain’t whisperers Aaron
* IVE NOT BEEN THIS ON EDGE FOR A WALKER SCENE IN SO LONG!! JERRY BEHIND YOU
* USING DOORKNOBS, CLIMBING LADDERS, PICKING UP ROCKS?!!! I’m out
* I’m thinking the same thing Jerry, how the hell did a Walker do that
* I absolutely love the idea of different types of walkers but at this late stage? All I can think is that they’re introducing the idea here and will explore it more in one of the spin offs because there’s not enough time to unpack all of that
* KING JERRY YES GIVE IT TO ME. And the fact he instantly said “Queen Nabila?” That man is so pure.
* ROSITA AND EUGENES GOODBYE BEING SO SIMILAR TO EUGENE AND ABRAHAMS IS KILLING ME. This is really the end huh?
* Okay the passing on Eugenes necklace thingy for Coco made me more emotional that I thought I ever could be toward Eugene
* Mercer realising that Eugene is being braver than he is
* WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. Who are these guys jumping Rosita
Preview for 11x20
* Caryl heavy ep LETS GOOOOOOO!
* Daryl sounded so afraid when he was telling Carol that they took the children. I’m so ready for them to light shit up and get their babies back
This ep was probs my least fave so far but I didn’t hate it. Not a massive fan of Eugene and he was quite central to this ep so that’s probably why. Super excited for next week
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The Whisperer: Part 6 (Wally Clark Fic)
A/N: The scene previous is going to be implied (so I guess really this can be considered non smut part five) though not explicitly stated.
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I’ve decided that whoever made school start before 8 am deserved a special place in hell. Actually I could probably ask Dawn, find the ghost, find out who was responsible for his after life and then insure that the rest of it was hell for him. Because unfortunately I did not gain the ability to just banish people to hell or send them to heaven or wherever the hell it is spirits that are at peace go.
“Well someone had a busy night last night.” I rolled my eyes and ignored Rhonda’s playful smirk remembering what she had said in seventh period before I went home. She wasn’t wrong that was exactly what I had thought about but it wasn’t like everyone else needed to know that. RHONDA herself didn’t need to know that. Not that I think she would tell anyone, Dawn probably but I’ve just convinced myself that Dawn magically knows everything and plays dumb.
“Ohhh does Morgie have a boyfriend? Or Girlfriend. I’m gay and it is the 21st century so who am I to assume anything?” Charly casually threw his arm over my shoulder like he was waiting for me to tell him I was pregnant with a billionaires baby while also trying to act like he wasn’t that interested in the possibility. I tried to ignore the fact that Wally hung back from the group a little bit when Charly said that and also tried to ignore Rhonda’s very pointed look.
“Yes it’s name is organic chemistry and is currently fucking me in the ass without lube.” Apparently no one was expecting that because Charly simply dropped his arm, Wally spit his water everywhere and Rhonda choked on her lollipop. Actually Dawn was the one who acted like the adult in the situation surprisingly enough.
“Mori you’re gonna make them all die a second time if you keep being so blunt.” She didn’t even seem that disturbed just watched everyone casually choking to death without attempting to help. Then again they are ghosts so can they die a second time?
“I’m sorry guys I didn’t sleep well last night and im just grouchy right now, and the little demon is giving me a hard time about something we talked about yesterday.” I closed my locker and headed to first period knowing fully well my adopted group of ghosties were trialing close behind me.
“What did you and Mori talk about?” Charly fake whispered to Rhonda and I made sure to hit both of them in the face with the door when I opened it.
“Sex dreams.”
And once again everyone just about fucking died, myself included but mine would have been from embarrassment. I shuffled to my seat and crossed my arms over my face hiding my blushing cheeks. I felt a piece of paper poking trying to slide under my arms. This was so not the time what I wanted to have a conversation with them after that comment.
/They’re gone, you can come out now. -Dawn/ Oh thank Jesus. I slowly raised my head and saw that it was just Dawn sitting there giving me a smile with her head off to the side like she as a cocker spaniel. There’s no way she has more than 6 brain cells working at the same time. /Wally and Charly followed Rhonda out asking her what the hell she was talking about. Don’t worry though Rhonda likes you and even if she didn’t she wouldn’t talk about that./
Well that was a relief, and I was glad that it was Dawn that has stayed behind to check on me. Anyone really as long as it wasn’t Wally. I needed to get laid, that’s all it was everyone at my old school thought I was bat shit insane and I had been left hanging too many times. Or I just needed a battery operated boyfriend since I’ve spoken to exactly zero humans at the school. ~I know she wouldn’t I just wasn’t expecting her to say that~
/I don’t think she was either, she had an oh shit look on her face when she did and then she ran out./
So there were a couple plus sides to this, Rhonda felt bad that she almost hinted at the fact that I hinted at the fact that I had inappropriate thoughts about Wally, Wally and Charly had no idea what she was talking about and lastly Wally hasn’t touched me today.
/Do you want to talk about it?/
~Rhonda basically told me yesterday that she noticed Wally gave me goosebumps and she knew I was turned on~
/Oh, and she told Wally?/
~NO! but that’s what she was talking about sex dreams and it’s not like I want Wally and Charly to know~
Dawn quickly reached over and ripped the note away from me before shoving it in her mouth. I was about to say something before I looked up to see the three of them had returned.
“Jesus Dawn why did you eat the damn paper?” Wally sat backwards on the chair and Charly perched himself on my desk while Rhonda hovered near me.
“It was a super secret note.”
“Well what were you talking about?” Why is Wally the only one doing all the talking is God trying to punish me? Because apparently not only does Wally’s touch give me goosebumps so does his voice.
“Sex dreams.”
“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.” Well… there goes Wally and the chair that he just launched across the room.
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Ken-Doll [T.H]
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Summary: An injury on set leads Tom to believe he broke a very important appendage. Being the amazing friend you are, you offer to help him fix it.
Word Count: 3.1k
Warnings: injury, swearing, unrealistic depiction of pain meds? typos, very slight angst, smut (oral m. receiving)
A/N: this is completely based off of a dream i had the other night, so this is really just a compete crack fic. like there is no ounce of realism in this at all, but i thought it was a fun dream, so i thought it’d share it with you guys :)
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The moment you saw Tom miss his mark on that stunt, you just knew something was going to go wrong. He didn’t tuck enough in his flip and he completely missed the platform he was going for—instead landing face-first in a pile of prop bricks. Thankfully, they were fake bricks, meaning they weren’t made of concrete and they were only meant for show, so they were easily transportable and made of plastic. Unfortunately, they were still made of something hard and the second Tom landed, the entire set could hear a loud crash followed by a pained groan. 
“Oh, shit,” You set your coffee and rushed over to Tom, Harry right behind you. 
“Fucking hell,” Harry looked at Tom, already being attended to by the medics on set. He had his arm clutched close to his body and his nose was bleeding down his chin. His face was scrunched up as the medics tried to jostle him around, seeing to what extent his injuries went. 
“Can you move your leg?” One of the medics asked. Tom did his best, bending his knee slightly before wincing and dropping it, “Okay, I think we need to get him to the hospital for this one.” 
“Okay,” The director nodded, motioning for lights and camera to stop rolling, “take a moment and get him out of here. We’ll shoot some scenes without him—keep us updated okay, Tom?” 
Tom held up his good arm, holding out a thumbs up before the director walked off. 
“I’ll go with him,” Harry said, “there’s no way he’s going to be able to drive himself home later—”
“Actually,” One of the producers came up to him, “we need you here, Harry. They wanna shoot your scene as an extra since Tom doesn’t need to be in it. Should only take a few hours, but they need you in the costume department now.” 
“I can go with him,” you offered, looking over at Tom who was being helped up by some medics, putting his weight on them. 
“I don’t know,” Harry scratched the back of his head, “I feel bad, he looks really hurt—”
“Shut up, you div,” Tom grumbled, “just stay here, this could be your big break,” Tom argued.
 In reality, he couldn’t care less how well his brother did acting. Of course, he was proud of his little brother for stepping out of his comfort zone and getting in front of the camera, but he really just wanted to spend some time with you. Especially after you saw that completely embarrassing wipeout; his ego—and a few ribs—were definitely bruised. 
“I only have two lines,” Harry deadpanned, “but now I am gonna stay here because you’re being mean.” Harry crossed his arms and walked away pouting. 
You laughed at their antics and took Tom from the medics, “Want me to drive you? Or do you need an ambulance, drama queen?” 
“Ow,” Tom wrapped his good arm around your shoulders, “not only is my body hurt, but now my feelings are too.” He frowned. 
You rolled your eyes and began to walk him to the car, “Should be,” you smirked, ready to take him to the hospital. 
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“I am happy to report that there are no serious injuries,” the doctor smiled, “just a sprained wrist and ankle, a few bruised ribs, and busted—but not broken— nose. That should all heal in a matter of weeks, ten at most. I’m going to go get you a brace and a boot and we can make an appointment to see you back here in five weeks, okay?” 
“Sounds good,” Tom nodded, laying on the medical table with his head in your lap. 
“Are the pain meds working?” You asked.
“Mhm,” Tom nodded, feeling a little loopy, “working like a charm.” He loved the way your hair framed your face as you worked so attentively on comforting him. It was so calming and sweet, and that calmness mixed with the pain meds made you look like a goddess—even more so than you already did to him.  
You were running your fingers through his curls and smiling down at him, “Well that wasn’t so bad,” you hummed, “definitely could’ve been worse.” 
“Honestly,” Tom looked up at you, “I’m shocked I missed that flip, I practiced that stunt for hours this morning. Of course right when you get to set I have to make a fool of myself…” he mumbled. 
“No,” You shook your head, “Harry sent me that video of you doing your stunts yesterday and I saw you completely miss that platform.” 
“Yeah, but at least I didn’t fall thirty feet and land in a pile of bricks,” Tom chuckled. 
“Yeah, that’s not ideal,” You laughed, rubbing Tom’s shoulder, “Does it still hurt a lot?” 
“No,” Tom shook his head and closed his eyes, “keep rubbing that spot though, feels good.” 
You rolled your eyes, “Such a diva,” you clicked your tongue, “(Y/N) do this, (Y/N) do that—”
“Hey, you offered,” Tom defended but winced when you pressed a little too hard on his hurt arm. 
You began rubbing his shoulder with one hand and running your fingers through his hair with the other. Tom sighed contently, feeling warmth spread through his chest are your loving actions. His eyes then shot open, remembering that he was wearing loose sweats, and what you were doing was making him so relaxed, almost a little too relaxed. Tom looked down, good arm ready to shield a boner before you saw, but he was surprised to see nothing. 
He was flat. Like a ken-doll with nothing there. That was weird; usually, he’d get at least a halfy just from talking to you for extended periods of time. 
“Um, (Y/N)?” Tom looked up at you, busy reading a poster on the wall about early-onset Alzheimers. 
“Hm?” You hummed, looking down at him. 
“My thighs are killing me,” Tom complained, “can you massage them a bit?”
“Um,” You nudged his head off you and got up, “sure…” 
Tom laid out on the medical exam table with his arms above his head as you began to slowly massage his thighs, close to his knee. 
“Here?” You asked, pressing down on the mussel. 
“Yeah,” Tom nodded, “m-maybe just a bit higher actually?” 
“Tom,” You deadpanned, “I saw Scary Movie 2, I know exactly what you’re trying to do and I’m not going to fall for it. That’s gross.” 
“No, no,” Tom sat up and reached out for you when you stopped touching him and moved away, “it really does ache!” He tried. 
“Tom,” You looked unamused, “really? That’s just immature.” 
“I’m serious!” 
Tom looked down at his crotch and sure enough, nothing. Complete ken-doll. 
“Oh no,” Tom groaned, flopping back down and putting his hands over his eyes. 
“What?” You asked. 
“I think I broke more than just my wrist and ankle.” 
“You actually only sprained—” Tom shot you an unamused look of his own, causing you to quickly shut up, “fine,” you sighed, “what else did you break?” 
“I can’t talk about it,” Tom mumbled.
“Why not?” 
“Because it’s embarrassing and if I talk about it I might cry.” 
“Oh my God,” You groaned, “you are the biggest drama queen I have ever met in my entire—”
“I landed on my dick when I fell on those bricks and now he won’t get hard. And I know for a fact he won’t get hard because he always gets at least a little hard when I’m around you and now nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’m like a ken-doll. I’m flat and broken and it won’t work and even when you rubbed my thighs he won’t work,” Tom began to ramble, motioning to his crotch as he complained. 
“Tom,” You tried, but he just kept going.
“And it’s so embarrassing and what if he never works again and if I can never get him to work then I’ll never be able to have sex again and it’s not fair because I never got to have sex with you and I always wanted to do that. I would’ve asked you out and then we would’ve kissed and I am so good at sex too and I would’ve been so good and we could’ve been so happy and now you’ll never get to know and it’s not fair—”
“Tom!” 
Tom sniffled, “What?” 
“That was a horrifying confession,” You said, “I’m a little traumatized by the way these events played out.” 
“Oh.” 
“But,” You ran your fingers through Tom’s hair again, “I would’ve liked to try sex with you too. Except I probably wouldn't have just blurted that like you did because that’s a little weird.” 
“Sorry,” Tom mumbled. 
“It’s okay,” You smiled, “do you really think it’s broken?” You asked. 
“Yeah,” Tom nodded, “I can’t get him to get up.” 
“Want me to try later?” You asked with a smirk. 
“Really?” 
“Yeah sure,” You agreed, “I’d hate for your dick to be broken. That’s really sad.” 
“It is,” Tom agreed. 
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When you got back to Tom’s rented condo, Tom was completely ready to let you fulfill your offer. In his boot and with his wrist strapped up, he hobbled off the bedroom to get undressed, hoping that even soft you’d still be at least a little impressed. 
“Where’re you going?” You asked as you set his things down. 
“Getting ready!” Tom yelled back, limping quickly to his destination. 
“Ready for what—” You began but then quickly remembered the thing you offered in the doctor’s office, “Oh shit, Tom!” You followed after him. 
“Tom,” You entered the room, “I was just kid—What the fuck?!” You covered your eyes and looked away at the sight of Tom laid out on his side, completely naked, save for the boot on his right foot and the wrist brace on his right arm, “You’re naked!” 
“Well, yeah,” Tom tried to stay in position, but your reaction was not doing wonders for his confidence, “because you said you wanted to try—”
“You’re hopped up on pain meds, Tom,” You said with your back turned to him, “I-I was just joking around with you like we always do, right?” 
Tom grabbed his comforter and covered his lower half with it, “I wasn’t really joking…” Tom mumbled. 
“Tom,” You sighed, grabbing the door handle, “get dressed in some comfy clothes, I’ll make us some food, and after you take a nap and the medicine wears off, then we can talk about it, okay? But I can’t trust how genuine what you’re saying is right now.” 
“But it is genuine,” Tom protested, “my dick really is broken—”
“Not that part!” You snapped, “That part about you wanting to have sex with me and take me on dates and how we could be happy, that’s the part that I need to be genuine!” You closed the door and gave Tom his privacy while you went into the other room to make something for dinner. 
Tom got on some sweats and a t-shirt while he thought about what you said. Maybe he was super hopped up on pain meds. He never would’ve said half the things he’s said to you today before. He could feel his own internal filter failing whenever he spoke to you, but he just couldn’t help it. And now you thought he was just some freak that wanted to get his dick fixed. 
“Hey,” You said as Tom came back into the living room and sat on the couch, “I made soup.” 
“Of course you did,” Tom smiled, “let me guess: Campbells?” Tom teased. You smiled, it was nice how quickly you two could go back to being normal after such a not normal day. 
“No,” You feigned offense, walking to the couch with two bowls in your hands, “it’s a super special secret family recipe, passed down from generation to generation.”
Tom rolled his eyes, but properly wheezed when you set his bowl down in front of his and he could see the spaghetti-o’s floating around in their red sauce. 
You ate in relative silence and watched Hawkeye, making small comments every now and then about where Spider-man could’ve been added to the scenes. 
“You can’t just plop Spider-man in anywhere, Tom,” You complained, “it wouldn’t make sense.” 
“Spider-man always makes sense,” Tom defended with a yawn. 
“Tired?” You asked when you looked over and noticed Tom’s head lulling. 
“Mhm,” Tom nodded a bit, “I think it’s the meds.” 
“Go to sleep,” You shrugged, “I’ll clean up around here and then show myself out.” 
“No,” Tom whined, “stay.” 
“It’ll be late by the time you wake up,” You said. 
“But when I wake up I’ll be able to be honest,” Tom argued, “and I can tell you how amazing you are without being all weird about it.” 
“Fine,” You agreed, “only because I like to be told how amazing I am every opportunity I get.” 
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When Tom woke up it was well into the night. His head was feeling a lot more clear though, so the first thing he wanted to do was find you and let you know how he felt with full honesty. He could still remember completely what he said at the doctor’s office, and then what he did when he got back to his condo, and that memory would haunt his nightmares for years to come. If he could die from embarrassment, it would be those moments that killed him. 
“(Y/N)?” Tom hobbled to his room, finding you sleeping cuddled up in the comforter. He smiled softly at the sight. 
Tom shuffled to your side of the bed and nudged your shoulder gently, “(Y/N)?” 
“Hm?” You hummed, turning over a bit. 
“Are you awake?” Tom whispered in your face. 
“No,” You whispered back, “at the tone please leave a message—”
“Oh shut up,” Tom laughed, shoving you into scooting over for him. 
You smiled up at Tom when he finally got settled, “You wanted to talk?” You prompted. 
“Yeah,” Tom let out a deep breath. So the pain meds were definitely out of his system because even though he more or less already said too much to you regarding his feelings (and his dick), he was still completely nervous, “I just wanted to tell you like I really like you,” Tom confessed, “and I feel really bad for acting so weird about it earlier.” 
“You were on a lot of pain meds,” You tried, “it’s okay.” 
“I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.” 
“You didn’t,” You said, “well I mean, you did. Like the thing on the bed—that was a lot. That was really a lot—but it’s okay, I won’t hold it against you.” 
“You won’t?” Tom asked skeptically. 
“I mean I’m definitely going to make fun of you for it for years to come. Maybe I’ll tell a few people or leak the story to TMZ—but other than that I won’t—”
“You’re the devil,” Tom feigned offense with a gasp, but it quickly turned into a smile. 
You placed your hand on Tom’s cheek and brought his face to yours, pressing a gentle kiss to his nose, “I like you too, Tommy.” 
“Yeah?” Tom asked. 
“Yeah,” You confirmed, bringing his lips to yours. 
Tom smiled into the kiss, savoring the feel of your soft lips practically enveloping his as your mouths moved against one another. 
You pulled away for air after a moment, “Is it still broken?” You asked. 
“Hm?”
“Your dick.” 
“Oh, him,” Tom looked down at his crotch, in all of its Ken-doll glory, “I think so. Oh my god,” Tom complained, “I know I was on pain meds when I was worried about this but what if I actually killed him?” 
You quickly snaked a hand between the two of you and began to palm Tom gently through his sweats. He let out a soft hiss, feeling himself get harder with your touch. 
“Fixed?” You asked, pressing a kiss to Tom’s jaws, sucking a soft bruise there. 
“Mhm, almost,” he sighed. 
“Can I suck you off?” You asked breathily in between kisses. 
“Fuck, yeah,” Tom nodded, lifting his hips up to wiggle out of his sweatpants and boxers. “Wait—shit,” Tom grumbled when his clothes got caught on his boot. 
“Here, let me just—” You chuckled, gingerly unhooking his sweats from his boot and throwing them in the corner of the room, “there,” you said triumphantly, settling yourself between his legs. 
You took his semi-hard cock in your hand and began stroking him, spitting on it for lubricant. “This good?” You asked, looking up at him with doe eyes. 
“Fuck, mhm,” Tom looked at you like you hung the moon, with such love and adoration in his eyes. But he couldn’t hold eye contact much longer when you took his tip between your soft lips and began to suckle on it, “oh shit,” Tom closed his eyes and threw his head back, “you’re really fucking good at that.”
“And look,” you said, releasing him with a little ‘pop’, “all fixed,” you stroked his now hard cock with long, harsh tugs. 
You put him back in your mouth, taking more this time, and began bobbing your head up and down, stroking whatever couldn’t fit. Tom’s heavy breathing and occasional groans were music to your ears and urged you to continuously take more, taking him deeper and faster. 
You got to the point where you had your nose pressed up against his pelvis, suppressing your gag reflex as you held yourself there. You could feel Tom twitch with every little contraction of your throat around him. 
“Oh, fuck, (Y/N),” Tom weaved his fingers through your hair. You finally released him again to get a fresh breath of air. Your eyes were a little watery and you had drool and precum painting your lips, making a mess all over your face. 
Tom brought his hand to your cheek and pulled you up for a kiss, humming at the taste of himself on your tongue. 
You kept him in his hand and continued your movements, your saliva providing even more of a smooth glide as you stroked him. 
“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” Tom panted against your lips. 
You quickly shimmied down again, just in time to wrap your lips around his tip and catch his salty release in your mouth. 
Tom put his hand on your head and held it there as you suck on him, helping him rude out his high, “Oh, fuck,” Tom groaned, watching in awe as you looked up at him with big, bright eyes. 
You finally released his softening cock and swallowed what you had in your mouth. 
“Come here,” Tom said, grabbing your arm and sitting you on his lap. He pulled you in for another sloppy kiss, relishing in the salty taste that clung to your lips, “Mm, did so good,” he said softly, “so perfect.” 
Tom reached a hand into your shorts, pressing his fingers against your heat. You sighed softly as he began to rub you through your panties. 
“I think I might be broken too,” You said with a smirk, “maybe you should take a look.” 
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Obey Me! Brothers react to you behaving like an older, caring but short tempered sibling
a/n: i have no idea how thisll do because for some reason i only post haikyuu content on here🧑‍🦯 || i had to rewrite this entire thing because tumblr just decided to crash outta nowhere😐
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor
masterlist.
Lucifer
he was pretty much the first one to notice how you treated him he brothers and also like, but he didn’t say anything
you weren’t harming or anything, so lucifer’s fine with it
UNTIL you notice how much he overworks himself sometimes
that’s when he’s getting bothered😭
you can’t really tell a demon to go to fucking sleep you tried, it didn’t work🙄
so you’ve come to the decision that it’d be best if you’d stick around in his room until he goes to sleep
why this would change anything you may ask?😟
because you’re annoying the living shit outta him as you should
putting this aside, y’all also often get bothered by the other ones behavior
cuz oldest sibling stuff, the usual shit
BUT as soon as you guys get over these „differences“, you become the most horrific duo in hell
GET IT SIS
that also goes for lucifer’s brothers
when someone messes something up, they’ll feel the DOUBLE pack of sibling wrath
that does not mean that y’all wouldn’t have the others back when they need you
Mammon
swears you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom
all because one time, mammon really wanted something but didn’t have enough money anymore
so youre like:“how much is it?“
and him, not expecting you to actually get that for him, just answering casually
till you wipe out your money and give it to him💀
„wait, are you serious???“
„yeah“
you ain’t even looking at him🥲
as you may have expected, he’ll use that more often now😒
remember how he swore that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom??
takes everything back as soon as he sees ya angry
Never stopped breathing so fast after hearing „god fucking dang it, Mammon!!“ shout through the entire house
And he can’t lie to you 🥱
Sometimes, the teasing and blaming by his siblings gets the best of him
You SENSE it immediately when something shifts in mammon so you’re quick to make the others stop by either threatening to embarrass them or really just yell the SHIT out of them
It works 😍🤞🏻
And you comfort him too😠
Leviathan
Do i even need to start
Homeboy BARRICADES himself in his room sometimes
🥱🚪 <- you at his door on your nightly round, throwing water and food into his room
Reminding him to stay fucking hydrated, eat his fucking food you protected with your life to not let beelzebub get it
AND OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW??
He thinks you’re a good listener
And you show interest in his hobbys even though you maybe don’t understand a word
He really appreciates you for violently taking care of him🥰
Still respects you☝🏻
Fucking joking, Levi is terrified of you when you loose your shit
Lovely☺️
Satan
Underestimates you SO HARD BRO
Like mammons like „and then, they yelled at me…“, and he’s like:“Y/n is a human. You can snap their neck, why are you terrified?“
Yeah bitch you tHOUGhT🖕🏻
Views you completely different after you made a demon feel bad by yelling💀
„yeah its basically— did you just grump at me? What are you, a fucking dog??“
„Y/n, that is a demon.“
„so??? no one gonna raise their voice at me.“
Mama ain’t raised no bitch
Thats how he respected you
Listen.
Satan starts loving you after you get him a cat😭
He goes 🥺
„Really????“
You’re also honest with him when you think he’s either in the wrong or right with Lucifer
Will rather listen to you JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF LMAOOOO
Asmodeus
HES AMAZING FR
He sees you having a stressed skin and assumes its because you’ve been kept awake day n night because of his brothers
And says you’re very welcome for a skincare night😩😭
I LITERALLY CAN NOT
talking bout love interests all the WAAAAAY
Like you guys are besties, exchanging tea, gossiping n all😭
Will hide behind you when Lucifer gets angry at him because he knows you snap back💀
When something happens, his eyes go immediately to you checking if you jus saw that too HAHAHAHAH
I LOVE ASMO HEY
Will threaten anyone, even in the human world, who’s in question to date you if they break your heart😚
Beelzebub
🥺…
HES SO ADORABLE JEPCJKNWEJNFPIWEJNCF
Beel tries his best to avoid making you angry
And when you’re on your fifth way to the kitchen at 2 AM to get lucifer his fifth glass of milk to fall asleep
You see him sitting there like ☹️
„Hey Beel, what’s wrong?“
„Im hungry.“
You look around a bit confused, then get an idea
„I can bake you a cake if you go back to sleep then?“
„REALLY😲“
So there you go
Screw Lucifer’s glass, he asleep now anyway😠
Some low demon was mean to him?
You’re bout to go feral
One of his brothers picked on him eating
The house is on fire
everything for this men🙄✌🏻
Belphegor
….😄🔪
THE FUCKING BRAT
ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST SIBLING
Belphie LOVES making you angry
Belphie HATES you treating him like a fucking child and all of his words are cries😭
Like he’s trying to provocate you and you look deadass at him and go
„You’re done?😐“
You both try to not smack each other for beels sake <3
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𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 - 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
-> haikyuu teams teaching (gn) manager reader how to serve
warnings: none
teams: inarizaki, aoba johsai, karasuno, nekoma, fukurodani, shiratorizawa
a/n: i was thinking of saeko and yachi interval thingy in season.. 3??? i don’t remember when it was but it was cute lol
inarizaki
i imagine you were dragged into being manager
youre probably in someones class and they were like
yo be our manager? 
n e ways
kita and aran would be be so sweet
like would not care if you just fucked up the last 5 serves
proud of you for trying
sorry to the atsumu stans but hes probably a dick
like will not let you live
laughing in the background grr
suna wants this on video lol
i feel like atsumu and osamu would try and help
but then argue and get frustrated too easily
ginjima would be a good teacher
i see this man being like really helpful
probably the one you learn the most from
he’s just good at explaining
the first years are still improving their own serves so theyll most likely leave it to their upperclassmen
lowkey highkey all of them are proud when you finally nail one
how can they not be
like look at your cute little smile
you look so happy and they are simping
aoba johsai
lets be real they wouldn’t let oikawa near you at first
iwaizumi is scared for your life the minute he comes anywhere within 20 feet of you
its mostly a joke tho
its not
theyre just teasing theyre not that worried about it
they are
yahaba would want to teach you
like really badly
but he wouldn’t be great
like he cannot explain shit
sorry :/
iwa would be great
we all know it hes just
amazing 🤧🤧
makki and mattsun are probably teasing you
shut up man you practice this shit almost everyday >:(
kunimi is not that involved but kindaichi tries to help while his upperclassmen fight in the background
poor baby is flustered but hes trying his best i promise
hes not too bad
like youll eventually understand what he means
if kyoutani is even present hes not gonna be that involved
he might watch and be a bit surprised when you do well
but hes not going to actively participate
when oikawa finally gets the chance to teach you lol he does great
the others are like chewing fingernails in the background but hes really good
he explains so well and hes actually pretty patient
give him some credit pls like hes a great teacher
just cus hes hard on himself smh
anyways
theyd be so proud when you get it over
all of them try to take credit for the best teaching
you tell them they all helped
some were definitely more helpful than others but they dont need to know that 😙
karasuno
daichi and suga would be the most tame
suga brings the same energy as when he was teaching hinata hell yes
asahi is nervous
like would try to teach you but is scared hes doing it wrong
more reassurance than teaching
hinata and kageyama cant explain
their sound effects lmao
tsukishima wouldnt want to get involved but he is amused by the teams attempts
tanaka would actually be a pretty good teacher
if he can get over the fact that he needs to adjust your arm
yamaguchi would be amazing
like 10/10 teaching
my baby
knows how hard it is
but you’d be getting that shit over in minutes
he’s just so good at explaining how
embarrassed when you start praising him tho
daichi and suga are very really good too mhm mhm
like they know what theyre doing
especially dadchi mans cant catch a break so teaching you is easy peasy
of course we also all know ennoshita is super good
best boy
as expected from our future captain 😚
noya doesnt serve but man he is your number one cheerleader
boy is going crazy even though you completely missed
let me tell you
hinata and yams are the most expressive when you finally manage a good serve
like these two are so hyped
literally best boys
the rest of the team feels that way too but these two are just so dARN CUTE 🥰🥰
oh and kiyoko
my sweet beautiful girl
she is
mWAH 😳 10/10
we've seen her serve i know we have i cant remember when or where but we have
and my bby is like just so good at explaining
its like with yamaguchi
you be getting that water bottle
serving better than hinata
my poor baby its okay
anyways yall have lots of fun
nekoma
i have a strong feeling kuroo and fukunaga would be good at teaching you
idk why
maybe im biased lol
lev would be the first to volunteer
yaku would totally kick him tho
like mans cant even serve or receive properly himself
whats he gonna teach you
sweet tall bean just wanted to help
inuoka might be pretty good too
but is probably too energetic
disappointed when you dont get it over
kuroo to the rescue
mans is just good at explaining
like hes used to teaching lev so?
demonstrations!!
fukunaga idk how he does it
probably just shows you the movements and bam youre good???
like he made it so simple for you
hes amazing
he cracks jokes too and damn hes so fun
but back to kuroo
gosh he is such captain material
like
boy be one of the FINEST teachers youve ever learnt from
both in teaching and looks ahaha
hes so patient and may playfully tease you a bit
if you dont like teasing hes definitely reassuring tho like
he knows when not to step on your toes
yaku and shibayama are just like noya
number 1 hype men
though not as crazy
yaku is gonna be doting on you when you get a good serve in
now kenma and tora
um
im gonna be honest
kenma doesnt want to participate
but this depends
if its instead of their usual practice he may join for a bit and then sit out but if its extra??? nuh uh
like sure hes happy youre happy
but more serves?? no thank you
tora on the other hand
hands down most excited
would love to teach you
but hes shy
like red faced blushing turning away from you shy
hes just nervous
reassure him and he'll try to help and once he starts he'll most likely be okay
and then you get the team smothering
team hugs?? yes
fukurodani
istg bokuto is too excited you wanna learn
mans frickin goes too far
probably goes into emo mode when you can’t get it over
but in your defence he’s not great at explaining
akaashi to the rescue
we all know akaashi is great
hes good at explaining and demonstrations 10/10
i also think konoha would be a great teacher too
but hed definitely tease you
sarukui and washio would be watching with proud smiles when you get it over
yukie and kaori 100% snapping photos on the sidelines
keep calling you to distract you
"y/n! look over here"
"you're doing great sweety!"
theyre just having fun
komi is probably standing with sarukui and washio
they'll be cheering you up when you miss
youre not bokuto but thanks guys
anahori and onaga arent gonna be too involved
its mainly gonna be the upperclassmen
bokuto will whine
he just wants to help
poor emo bby just wants to show off and be a good teacher
akaashi will let him help again near the end
just when you've learnt enough to get it over
it satisfies both ppl
man hes good
anyways
these boys are chaotic
but they really have fun and hopefully so do you
shiratorizawa
they go through hell
like literally you do not want that to be you
moving on tho
this is definitely in their extra practice time
tendou my boy
our miracle bby
is so hyped like straight up ready to go its like he knew you were going to ask before u asked
he is p r e p a r e d
and i know hes good at explaining
cus hes so expressive
he just makes everything easy
so supportive to
! ! satori best teacher ! !
the others?? not so much 👀
shirabu doesnt want to help
same with kawanishi
like theyre just happy watching the others fail
both just tired and want to go to sleep
shirabu will step in when goshiki mucks up though
not out of spite no not at all
and yes i said when
goshiki i love u but he will mess up
hes trying to one up ushi
but toshi cant even help u so like
definitely a mess
speaking of toshi
hes so precious ah
doesnt want to dishearten (is that a word???) u he wants you to not give up
but hes just so blunt and confused that hes not much help
we appreciate the effort tho issokay
semisemi omg
i love him so much but idk if hed be that good :/
i dont know if i see him like stepping in like a hero and completely flooring the others
especially shirabu and goshiki
or trying and miserably failing
but reon on the other hand
he is second only to satori
like
he is that hero
saving ushi when he falters
stepping in with a smile and helping tsutomu whos totally not stuttering and standing stiff
getting it over is not that hard with them tho
and i 100% guarantee u had a good time
these boys would be so much fun
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