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#osomatsu san headcanons
bunnimatsu · 1 year
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Hi sweety May I've popular fem reader x Matsuno brothers . Like some scenarios of their dating with fem reader.
yup yup!!
i’m so pissed, i had something ready and it didn’t fucking save i’m gonna-
anyway. this isn’t my proudest work due to me not knowing what its like to be popular but, uhh hope this is still to your liking!
tag(s): fem reader, popular!reader, fashionable reader,
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osomatsu:
SHIIIIITTT SIGN HIM UP. your look, your outfits, your willingness to be his girlfriend-
no but seriously, osomatsu LOVES you so so much
i think he definitely overthinks about it though :(
like, he loves you and he wants you to be happy and all that stuff, but there’s still this thought of “why is she dating…me? of all people?” that lingers and clouds his mind. the days where he’s like that, you go out of your way to rid him of those feelings because you love him with all of your heart, popular or not. and your reassurance definitely helps him out! which he will always be grateful for.
otherwise, he shows you OFF. at every opportunity, he will always be like “yeah. look at her, that’s MY girlfriend”, “see that gorgeous girl over there? yeah. that’s my GIRLFRIEND”, etc.
sometimes you have to shut him up because, WE GET IT OSOMATSU but you love it (don’t lie)
ohhh but when he took you to meet his family….
left, right, center, he was RUBBING IT IN HIS BROTHERS FACES.
he had his arm wrapped around you and when he thought you weren’t looking, he made mocking faces at his brothers because LOOK AT WHAT HE SCORED GUYS!
karamatsu:
i think he’d be slightly intimidated. ‘course he’ll do his usual ‘sweet romancing’ karamatsu thing to woo you, but other than that, he’d be all nervous. i mean not as nervous as choromatsu, but…nervous.
when you two get together though, those nerves definitely subside and go away! he loves you with every fiber of his being! he definitely tries to make a good impression around your many friends and of course, they all approve! at first it was questionable but his antics and romantic gestures showed them that he means well!
one thing i think he ADORES though, are your outfits.
he tries to match your style but sometimes it doesn’t work in his favor lol
choromatsu:
nervous and slightly envious. but mostly nervous.
you know that one episode in s3 where he talks about people being ‘sparkly’? k, take that and apply it to here.
your ‘sparkle’ is something he wishes he could achieve but the difference with that is the fact that he’s actually AWARE that he wouldn’t 1. be you and 2. be WITH you.
but then you asked him out and told him you liked him.
great, now he’s just nervous, look what you did!
anyway, besides the silliness and nerves and all that, choromatsu ADORES you. every fiber of his being and everything he does is dedicated to you. he’s out of a job and basically lounges around all day, so that boy has his entire life revolved around you.
i mean sure, your outfits and the amount of friends you have aren’t something he’s used to being around or seeing, but he loves all of that for you! he’s your number one fan, after all!
ichimatsu:
ichi was terrified of you when you guys first met. he literally steered away from you and tried avoiding you at all costs.
the way you just…shined. it kinda freaked him out…
but i guess it was admirable in some kind of way for him because that’s something he just wishes he could be.
when you guys DO get together by SOME miracle, he’s still a tad bit scared but not as much as he was before!
his logic was literally: ‘if she loves me at my worst, then that means i have no reason to be scared of her! omg big brain’ (like common sense ichi, cmon now)
anyway, dating ichimatsu was easy but there are times where it’s a little hard.
see, take osomatsu’s insecurities and double it. and make it happen often.
ichimatsu KNOWS his place in the world and hates the way he is.
but, the light in his life (you), makes him forget about all of that nonsense and he will be eternally grateful for having you around. you’re like.. his balance. you know?
ichi loves you <3
jyushimatsu:
excited to be around you. then again, jyushimatsu’s excited to be around ANYONE.
he likes when you smile at your friends and have a good time, and your friends LOVE jyushi! they love how silly he is and how lively he can make things when you guys are out.
jyushi’s happy that you’re happy and popular or not, your happiness comes first!!
todomatsu:
a LEECH.
no i’m kidding.
but seriously, he soaks it UP when people notice that you now have a boyfriend (him) and they start talking to him.
like, HE FINALLY HAS FRIENDS-
speaking of friends, todomatsu filters out your friends list. what does that mean you may ask? well, first of all, he’s a neet. meaning he has time on his hands.
so initially, what he’ll do is sit comfortably somewhere, get some tea or some coffee, and go through your friends’ list to see if they’re fake or not and literally block and report them.
and you LET HIM.
you have full trust in totty so you guys know each other’s passwords and stuff, but…you just let him.
when you found out though, you questioned why and he literally went “i want what’s best for you” and gave you a sweet kiss. so there’s that.
also at first, he tried SO HARD to get your friends’ approval and such but you reassured him to just be himself and it paid off!
sometimes, he’ll feel bad because he feels like he’s just taking advantage of your popularity so he makes sure you feel extra loved when you guys have your days where it’s just you two at home and you don’t feel like going out.
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and that’s that my friend! sorry it took so long to get this out but i hope it was worth the wait!
peace and love,
jarvis ❤️
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thebardisabird · 1 year
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I’m really sleepy today so have some sleepy matsu headcanons:
Osomatsu
- One hand usually on his stomach as he’s sleeping. He tends to scratch it when he wakes up.
- Lays on his back with an arm above his head
- Worst bed head in the morning
Karamatsu
- Side sleeper, his hands are usually near by his face in some way
- Does gently snore, sometimes comes out as a tiny groan
- Scratchy voice in the morning
Choromatsu
- Switches between side sleeping and back sleeping, whatever can get him most situated
- Tucks an arm under his pillow for added comfort
- Has to be careful when he wakes up and rubs the tired out of his eyes, they’re very sensitive
Ichimatsu
- Prefers to sleep on his stomach with his arms crossed under his pillow
- Has trouble falling asleep sometimes, and has come up with a few teas and warm sleepy time drinks to help
- Last one to get out of bed
Jyushimatsu
- A wiggleworm in his sleep, he rests in all the positions
- Likes being warm at night so he’ll wear extra layers during the winter
- First one to wake up about 95% of the time (and he’s loud about it)
Todomatsu
- Side sleeper as well, though he prefers to sleep hugging a pillow or something soft.
- Listens to some form of rain, ASMR or soft music in his earbuds to help him stay asleep
- Needs at least 15 minutes after he wakes up before wanting to talk to anyone
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totokoismyfav · 5 days
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hi i have a request for headcanons :] how would the sextuplets react to an s/o who is objectively a functional member of society (job and/or school, booming social life, well liked, etc) but for some reason simps really hard for them. it can by goofy or not, depends on what you think!
osomatsu san/reader | reader who is a functional member of society who is head over heels for the brothers
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A functional member of society in love with a NEET? Oh, what a thought! All of them equally are just as infatuated with you, maybe even more so as you are just shining with confidence and wit. So imagine their surprise when you finally ask them to be your boyfriend! They all react differently so let’s see up close and personal.
Osomatsu: - How are you with him, seriously? Everyone wants to know. - A shitty NEET with such bad habits like gambling and drinking and you looked in his direction? He’s just as shocked as everyone else to be honest. - Although, he’s not complaining one bit.  - Proudly parades you around in front of his brothers, like damn he might as well have won the lottery. - Oh, they are so jealous by the way. - At first, he doesn’t really change besides that but a little bit into your relationship, he starts making small changes and working up to the big ones.  - At first, it’s picking up after himself and doing more chores around the house, then it’s actually looking for jobs and talking about moving out one day. - Soon enough, he ends up doing just that and moves in with you, even holding a job and stops complaining about it all the time. - He’s trying, for you, and that is a lot coming from him. 
Karamatsu:  - Oh, be prepared anon.  - This man will make it known that he is just as much in love with you back.  - Things like surprise flowers and gifts show up at your work’s front desk, only the best for his Karamatrsu darling! - “Oh my darling flower, it makes my heart palpitate just to know how much you adore me!”  - Of course, you are eating up every cheesy line and equally spoiling him despite his surprise when you do so, despite still living with his mother he’s not used to being spoiled like this. - Like you swear you saw tears when you gave him a gift on your first date, and it was something so simple too. A guitar pick with yours and his initials on it. He swears to use it all the time, and he does, especially when he serenades to you. He even started to freak out when the image on it started to fade.  - At first, he refuses to let you pay for things even though you have a job and he doesn’t. After a few high-priced dates, he finally lets you help with the costs and even slightly enjoys being spoiled by you. - To still help out and spoil you, he even starts working at a nearby clothing store. - Your love is so annoying to everyone around you but the both of you don’t care, not one bit. 
Choromatsu: - To his non-existent calculations, you two should NOT be a thing, but he doesn’t care at this point. - He’s also kinda jealous of you? Like you’re everything he wants to be but he quickly gets over that once you ask him out.  - At the beginning of your relationship, he is constantly stuttering and sweating from his nerves but he’s over the moon about finally dating you, he always has his signature smile on his face.  - When you start holding hands, you can physically feel his whole body shake just from your palm against his.  - Of course, you are no better as you are in LOVE with this man. - You’re both a couple who are head over heels for one another and very much show it instead of saying it. - It took you guys weeks just to say ‘I love you’ which ended in you running away with your hands covering your face and Choromastu shouting to the night sky of how he was in love.  - He also starts to become a functional member of society (with your help and motivation). - Soon enough, he’s living with you and has a job of his own, and surprisingly to him he couldn’t be happier getting out of the NEET lifestyle he was in for so long. 
Ichimatsu:  - He can barely believe it himself, how could someone like you be in love with him? - You were a knockout, a functional member of society and he was just a shitty NEET, a nobody who no one wants. You must be fucking around with him.   - And he really thinks that at first, it takes a bit of persuasion for him to believe you are actually infatuated with him.  - On your first date, he would sit tables away from you as you drank a milkshake. His face turned bright red as he tried to sip from four tables away with a long straw. - You would simply smile at him, telling him it’s ok to get closer and that you were truly interested in dating him. - Soon enough, you two were doing regular couple stuff like holding hands and regularly going on dates.  - As you both get further into the relationship you notice he starts to really change things, Ichimatsu even gets a job at a local cat cafe. - Soon enough, he’s living with you and holding down a job he actually enjoys (although interacting with people still irks him).  - Although, when you first asked him to spend the night at your house, he spontaneously combusted right on the bench. 
Jyushimatsu:  - Oh ho ho! This man is ecstatic! - His brothers swear that he’s been faster with his batting swing when you both start dating. - It’s like he has a new form of motivation when practicing baseball, running faster, swinging harder and throwing farther all at the same time. - He also seems happier than usual (somehow) , his smile widening whenever he sees you and your wonderful face.  - Will point you out to his brothers whenever he sees you, like he’s bragging or something. “Ha ha look, it’s my partner! Do you see them, huh? Huh?”  - He also starts working as well, hoping to start working as a baseball player in the future. - With your help, he eventually works up to that point and starts playing in local leagues!
Todomatsu:  - Oh he’s the most smug out of all of them. - Of course, he has no idea why you looked in his direction but he’s so glad you did.  - When you told him you were in love with him, he dropped his coffee you two had gotten minutes prior. Of course, he spilled it all over you and profusely apologized about it while helping to clean you up. - Luckily, it was iced so it didn’t burn or anything so you simply just smiled and told him he was fine and it was ok.  - Totally rubs it in his brother's faces, just like Oso and Jyushi but he’s more of a bitch about it.  - “Oh would you look at that, I have a partner now who’s actually interested in me. Score one for the youngest!” - He actually got a scoreboard for it too, the bastard. - He eventually goes back to Sutabaa, working the same position he did before. - He’s officially out of NEET status when he moves in with you and he’s so happy about it as he went up a level as a human once more!
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mistressmochalo · 7 months
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Osomatsu and Big Brother Syndrome (analysis of character)
Perhaps this is the Matsu who is most afraid of growing up, who wants his carefree life with his brothers to never change. In a sense, HE is one of the reasons why NEET boys are still stuck at the bottom of the social hole, because he is the leader followed by his brothers, and it is his position that influences the rest.
Why exactly the brothers became NEET is a multi-faceted topic for analysis that combines several social and psychological factors, and I will focus on Osomatsu in my essay. Here I will touch on the topic of how the role of an older brother affected him.
To complete the research, of course I should watch Osomatsu-kun, but I will go from what I know.
So, the main problem lies in the model of raising sixteens chosen by the parents. They are all the same age, the difference in the order of their birth is several minutes, from birth they are equal to each other. It was an extremely strange decision to attach importance to their seniority and build their upbringing on this, so a clear hierarchy inevitably formed between them, with Osomatsu at the head.
Many of those who have younger brothers and sisters are familiar with what it's like to suddenly have a responsibility that you didn't want or ask for (I'm one of them too). In the case of Osomatsu, this seems doubly unfair, because they are gearheads, where the division into seniors and juniors is simply ridiculous.
Childhood is that bright time of our life, where we have no worries, there is nothing to worry about, because there are adults who take care of you and solve your problems. The child does not have this burden of adult life and they can enjoy their time without unnecessary worries.
For parents, the eldest child becomes a kind of substitute for their parents, their little “adult” assistant, he has not yet learned to be responsible for himself, but he should already be responsible for someone else, and no one asks his opinion “you are now the eldest ". As a result, we get a person endowed with the responsibility of an adult, but deprived of the privileges inherent in adults; they are still subject to childhood restrictions.
In the case of Osomatsu, he is the eldest by default at the start. He was deprived of the privileges of a child, the right to be carefree and free from the burden of responsibility.
Throughout the series, he asked a reasonable question: “why the hell am I the eldest, we are sextuplets, we are all the same age!” and it’s hard to disagree with this.
He also repeatedly stated his desire to be an only child, because he lived in constant competition with his brothers; if he were the only one, there would be no competition.
Due to early independence and lack of attention to him as a child from his parents, he had problems with self-determination, and as a result, difficulties in finding his place in life.
On the one hand, he takes on the role of an elder, and on the other hand, he wants to escape from this, tightly clinging to his right to remain a child, which they tried to take away from him. As a result, he was mired in lifelong stagnation.
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shoccolat · 2 years
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autistic hcs bc it's all i can think about atm
❤️OSOMATSU:
• not one to mask much and is often very blunt, has been told he's rude way too many times but he doesn't really care tbh, he's just being honest
• has a VERY hard time expressing his emotions, either turns it into anger and lashes out or just goes nonverbal
• doesn't like to be alone with his thoughts so he finds lots of ways to distract himself (though he has bad coping methods and often turns to addictive pastimes like gambling and drinking)
• stims: a lot of hand stims including flapping, rubbing under his nose, that lil mini naruto run he does, putting his hands in his pockets to secretly play with whatever garbage is in there, & fidgeting with his hoodie strings. also randomly dabbing (projecting bc i do this too lmao) and VOCAL STIMS!! echolalia, palilalia, random sounds, etc. he's very vocal when he's happy!!
• special interests: horses, whatever manga/anime he's into atm. he infodumps sometimes even though nobody really wants to listen to him, he just talks at them, also bc he's not into the same manga/anime as choromatsu so there's a lack of common interest
💙KARAMATSU:
• a lot of masking but he's not very good at it tbh
• has a good amount of scripts but fumbles through them or goes nonverbal before even approaching someone and ends up missing out on a potential conversation
• socially anxious but tries desperately to pretend he's not ✨
• wears sunglasses to avoid eye contact and also bc he doesn't want people reading him too deeply, he's sensitive so his emotions are often on full display even when he tries to hide them
• PEOPLE PLEASER, will definitely mold his personality/manner of speech to match the person he's with
• stims: putting on and taking off his sunglasses, he also likes sequined clothing bc he likes to run his fingers and nails along them
• special interests: fashion & making clothes, music
💚CHOROMATSU:
• takes his diagnosis/discovery hard at first, doesn't like having something "wrong" with him
• he feels better about it once he realizes "oh THAT'S why i do that/feel that way" and can learn better ways to cope and accommodate (for both himself and his brothers)
• likes to be prepared and has a LOT of scripts but often stutters through them
• socially anxious and gets stressed easily
• often indulges in escapism as a coping method, with a hyperfocus on idols and anime
• probably has like a repertoire of safe foods bc textures 🤢
• stims: FLAPPY HANDS, a lot of hand fidgets like playing with his zipper/hoodie strings when nervous, dermatillomania, also vocal stims like humming & echolalia, and wiggling/rocking
• special interests: nyaa-chan, idols in general, whatever anime/manga he's into, technology, space
💜ICHIMATSU:
• has hardcore social burnout as well as mask burnout from doing it so damn much in high school
• semi-verbal like 80% of the time, goes nonverbal a lot
• monotone speech (i mean that's not a hc but it's worth noting)
• only really talks a lot when he's infodumping or has either a physically written or mentally planned script he can follow
• another socially anxious brother, doesn't really focus on making scripts bc he's not one to approach people so the conversations he does have are often awkward
• cares a LOT about how other people perceive him even though he doesn't show it
• also another brother who has a hard time expressing emotions, he often bottles things up until he hits a breaking point
• gets overwhelmed very easily by crowds and confrontation or meeting new people
• VERY METICULOUS about cleanliness, rules, and manners
• stims: PRESSURE, holding or petting soft things like cats and plushies, kneading, rocking
• special interests: cats, horror movies/slasher films
💛JYUSHIMATSU:
• probably the first one to find out or be diagnosed tbh
• has trouble with social cues and norms, is very much one to just do and say what he likes without much care for what others think (mostly; he's been shown to be much more aware than he seems)
• prone to meltdowns and often takes a while to calm down and recover
• doesn't use scripts much either, just talks about whatever, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't
• used to mask in high school but stopped, his happy face might be a mask too but he seems a lot more comfortable like that so maybe not
• stims: omg SO many happy stims, flappy hands (loves long sleeves bc he likes how they feel when he flaps), waving his baseball bat around, rocking, and VOCAL STIMS!! another very vocal brother, echolalia, palilalia and random sounds just like his big bro :) they get a bit noisy when they're both like this together and are often told by choro, ichi, or totty to go somewhere else
• special interests: BASEBALL, dogs
💗TODOMATSU:
• his tiktok fyp gradually filled up with enough "relatable" #neurodivergent #autism videos that he was like "huh okay maybe i should actually look into this"
• not at first, though: like choro, the discovery is also hard on him and he avoids coming to terms with it for a while before finally giving in and going on an online research binge
• he has a LOT of scripts, both for irl and texting
• his texting often comes off as "dry" bc he's really not good at going off-script and holds himself back from infodumping bc he doesn't want to be overwhelming. he can hold a conversation decently but secretly hates small talk, although he's not very good at furthering a conversation past that if he doesn't know what the other person is interested in
• MASKINGMASKINGMASKING
• he masks SO MUCH OH MY GOD even with his brothers he's gonna burn himself out so bad 💔
• he's also very much another one to mold his personality and speech to match the person he's talking to
• stims: fidgeting with his phone, his phone is a crutch and he feels very anxious when he doesn't have it with him, he likes phone charms bc extra thing to fidget with ❤️, also randomly does peace signs (projecting again with literally all of these but ✨)
• special interests: fashion, cute things like hello kitty etc., probably secretly stuff like true crime or serial killers tbh but nobody will ever know about that ✌️
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chorodevotee · 2 months
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The Matsu's preferred weapons (Medieval AU)
There's a Hesokuri Wars set about this exact topic. I wanted to share my thoughts on it!
Osomatsu
Osomatsu is the one you'd expect to have a normal sword by default. I mean, why wouldn't he? He doesn't come across as the kind of person who'd be too strategic or picky about his weapon of choice. As long as he gets to do stuff, he'll roll with whatever!
So... the staff gave him a lance. And, you know what? There's really nothing wrong with that. It's different from the usual "Osomatsu gets the basic option" trope that HW had going on. It looks cool and it makes sense that he would use a weapon like that, but... Come on.
Osomatsu is a simple man. I think a standard sword is perfect for him. He can even have a shield, too. As a treat.
Besides, I have my reasons (it's only one) to give the lance to someone else.
Karamatsu
As for Karamatsu… Yeah, the long sword is perfect for him. Completely agreed with the (kinda? Is HW canon?) canon choice. Of course he'd use something big and eye-catching. Maybe he'd even try to customize the damn thing. Make it sparkly or have his name inscribed into the sword's metal.
Alternatively, I think double swords would also be a great choice for him. He'd get to do some sick poses with his swords while he fights. Surely he'd use some convoluted fighting style that looks like a dance; exaggerated, but deadly... Or, at least, he thinks it looks like that.
Also: Two swords, he's the second son… Yeah. It checks out.
Choromatsu
Remember the lance? Yes, the one I mentioned like 10 seconds ago. I just happened to have the perfect excuse to hand the thing to Choromatsu.
You see, the name "Choromatsu" comes from the japanese onomatopoeia "choro-choro." It apparently means "the way children and small things move around quickly". Can you already see where I'm going with this?
I can just picture this 5'3 king, ramming into battle with a pointy, sharp lance. I'm pretty sure running away from his problems is Choromatsu's favorite thing to do, so he'll have no problem using this weapon since it involves a lot of running!
I can also see him using a bow, which is as much, if not more, of a classic weapon than the lance itself. But let's face it, Choromatsu with a lance is way cooler (and it's unique and meaningful, too).
Ichimatsu
A crossbow is an interesting choice for a person like Ichimatsu, who is often portrayed as someone of very low energy. I like it, yes… But consider, whatever the hell is this:
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Ichimatsu can be lazy sometimes… But not when it comes to violence, I think. Is this anything? I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy the absolute carnage that comes with using a weapon like this.
Jyushimatsu (no way, there's no yellow?! I'm sorry, Jyushi!)
The HW staff gave this man an axe. A giant one at that. He is an absolute unit and I can totally respect that, I love me a good axe representation, but… It seems a bit out of character to me. Am I the only one?
Jyushi can be violent, yes… But an axe? That feels excessive. Also, I just don't understand how the staff missed the opportunity to give him something like this:
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Look at it. Now, look me in the eyes and tell me it doesn't resemble a baseball bat even JUST a little bit.
This was the obvious choice for him, so why did they not give him a [whatever the hell this thing is called]?
Perhaps it was too gruesome? I mean, it can't possibly be more gruesome than an axe, right? Also, this would have made for a excellent visual gag. It would have been perfect! Oh, how it hurts to have such big brain that only has objectively correct ideas!
Todomatsu
Finally… Totty. Oh, Totty. What a sneaky little rat you are.
I'll admit that a shield with spikes is an amazing choice for him. The thing is heart-shaped! Very cute. Very cute, Totty… While the combo of a sword and a shield is an absolute classic and doesn't look bad on him at all, I must say…
Let's give this man a dagger and see what happens.
"Ah! Oh, no, I've fallen!" Todomatsu whines, curled up on the ground of the battlefield. With fat tears in his eyes, he tries to shield his body with his arms. "And I don't have a weapon, oh! Whatever shall I do!"
And then, when somebody approaches… BOOM. 37 STAB WOUNDS IN FIVE SECONDS. YOU'RE DONE, BABE.
He'd be an absolute menace with a dagger. Maybe the staff knew this. Maybe it IS for the best that he doesn't have a dagger.
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chuusei-matsu · 5 months
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Any nsfw headcanons for oso (preferably w a masc/androgynous partner)? He's my favie...
Oh my sweet anon, I'm so glad you asked~
NOW TIME FOR SOME: HORNY QUEER OSOMATSU TIME!!!
Osomatsu has always had the mentality of "5 bucks is 5 bucks" to justify any gayness that might happen towards him, however when it came actually accept that fact that he was sexually attracted to masculine people, he was a little more hesitant.
It mostly started with gay magazines, after finding out his favorite sex shop was changed to cater towards same sex relationships, but then he started to get curious and experimented with things like plugs and also kind of allowing himself to check out other masc people.
His intentions with his now current partner were to never get past sex, originally when he met his current partner, they kind of had this unspoken deal of one and done, but the sex was kind of mindshattering to him, and when he laid on their arms being taken care of after, he couldn't help but get a smidge attached to them.
After that, he started to ask them to come over more often, at first he excused it for sex cause again, it was a-maz-ing, but sometimes they wouldn't even make it to bed, just spending time talking to each other... Occasionally even then there would be some fornication, but for the most part if Oso didn't seem into it, partner did not budge on it.
Oso's favorite part of masculine frames? Absolutely the muscles, obviously women can get muscular too and he'd admire it, but something about seeing muscles on a masculine frame just gets his brain going haywire but in a good way
He has tried to top his partner and for the most part, partner is all game for it, but they kind of realized it was a little awkward with both size differences (height and dick size), and after trying it, they fell back into their same patterns again
At some point, Osomatsu had to introduce partner to family, which partner did not mind, but the introduction was pretty awkward because it was after they almost got caught, like mid-orgasm too, it was embarrassing, luckily no one saw nothing, but Osomatsu was pretty sure they heard enough to get the point
After bragging to his brothers of course about being the first to lose their virginity, Oso did have to come out as queer and/or queer adjacent, they took it pretty well, but did try to tease him about being a bottom and saying it didn't count
Open sexual discussion, uncomfortable maybe, but always on the table, just in case something seems worrisome or is going wrong, first priority is never having sex, it's making sure everything is ok
Oso as a bottom can last up to 2 hours before he gives out, but as a top, he's like a little fucking gremlin, passes out for 5 seconds after his first shot load and then tries to go again, he can continue this cycle for about 5 hours, or until he passes out from being drained
There you go anon, sorry if these are a little more story based than you want, but like, every good queer disaster has a story for where they come from!
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helpwerami · 11 months
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Osomatsusan headcanons cause I’m bored
This is more on a take on them in a more psychological/meta pov on them.
Osomatsu
-He’s still irresponsible as the show states repetitively, but I think there’s a deep under layered of anger issues. Maybe feeling like he’s stuck being unemployed and can’t change his life, or feels like his feelings are put on the sidelines.
-oso secretly very stressed but hides it by playing it down. Being the oldest but not the most matured may be a result of him trying to get some control of himself or over small things.
-He acts sexist and pervs on girls on the regular. I like incorporating the old show to the new one, specifically we’re oso was a ballerina,and wore womens swimsuits. So I like to think he secretly wants to be more feminine and dress feminine, but fears the shame or backlash of his family. He Avoids and projects his wants and desires in a more “masculine” manner instead.
-The problem with him at the root of it all is that he doesn’t want to change. He’s comfortable, he’s unfamiliar to change. Therefore he sees change as a threat.
-Oso’s anger makes him go quiet and visibly irritated. Storming off out of the house for a few hours before coming right back.
-He’s an alcoholic,smokes,gambles,unemployed,lives with his parents guy. He doesn’t want to change.
Karamatsu
-The most confident in himself. His fashion is questionable ofc but it shows how willing he his to present himself. Albeit his made up persona of himself.
-Closeted. His brothers have made comments of his clothes looking gay and how he acts is gay as-well, but he can take that. He thinks if he actually comes out he thinks he’s giving more ammo for his brothers to put him down
-Kara is secretly the most matured. He uses his persona as a shield to deflect his brothers judgement. Later in more recent seasons you see him start to not use his persona less and less, and his brothers caught on it even,but when faced with the confrontation he gets aggravated and even intimidates his brothers when he gets mad.
-On a more positive note I would like to think he got his jacket from
-Kara’s more of a job hopper. Never keeping one and doing small gigs like street shows or helping Chibita with his business.
Choromatsu
-he tries to act better or more mature than he really is. Helps his mother with taxes and some small chores but he uses this to put himself on a higher horse in comparison to his brothers.
-wares a collared shirt under his hoodie kind of shit.
-he gets very defensive about very small things. Considered being more short tempered than the sophisticated role he tries to put up.
- he hides his love for anime and idols away from his brothers because he’s ashamed of himself for liking it. Although most already know because he buys copious amounts of merch and tickets for idol shows.
-though he does look after his brothers in a more keeping tabs sort of way than a mom would. Comment or would ask if they’d showered or brush their teeth that day then lecture them to do so. This does help some of them positively to keep somewhat of a schedule.
-I want to say he’d might want to work at a manga/anime shop or something, but I’d doubt it. he’d be too ashamed to work at one. He feels like degenerates or creeps work at manga stores. (Even though that’s verbatim what he is.) would maybe end up in a book/convince store ran by an old lady.
Ichimatsu
-he’s my favorite so take some of this with a grain of salt.
-he hides how he feels. His antisocial behavior and dislike of the general public is why he turned to cats.
-uses cats as a coping mechanism and hyper fixation. Shows some signs of being on the spectrum be he doesn’t want to know the diagnosis/ answer to what specifically he has. He feels like it’s searching for an excuse for the way he is. (Not in a ableist way but more in a learned helplessness way.)
-low hygiene. Either Smells like cat piss or just body odor. His depression not helping him at that, choro runs his mouth at him on the regular for this. But instead of picking up that he’s maybe depressed, he calls him lazy and gross for ‘sulking in his filth’.
- oso and ichi are more closer in a bond because of their similar nature. The only difference between them is that oso is more accepting and chill about his current state. While ichi is more pessimistic and hopeless in his. Giving each other nicknames to show there on good terms.
-gets small jobs at local restaurants. working at the back cleaning dishes and taking out the trash.
-looks after jyushi. Finding solace in his more cheerful enthusiastic nature to his pessimistic one.
Jyushimatsu
-autistic with adhd. dresses more for comfort than to present himself. Highly energetic with not much sense of social cues or sarcasm.
-he’s more of a good influence on the brothers by bringing them outside when he wants to go out, instead of being shut-ins. He helps them have more to do than gamble or drink.
-i like to think he’d have a long distance relationship with him and Homura. Like todo got him a Nokia so he wouldn’t break it and to call her now and then. It would give him some one positive to talk to and she’d have him to talk to.
-he likes to hang out with ichi on the regular. Help ichi get out of the house, and then go feed stray cats in ally’s.
-maybe he’d volunteer at daycare’s or babysit if he needed to work. Showing in some episodes that he’s good with kids.
Todomatsu
-The most put together. Has his job at a cafe in the city and usually has good luck when gambling on pachinko.
-Openly gay with his family. They weren’t too surprised and he wasn’t to scared about it either since he already dressed in more pink and flamboyant clothing,and having friends that are mostly girls.or fuck it he had friends period.
-The most social brother. He tried to bring some of his brothers to mixers but it didn’t end up too well. Either in their brothers getting them kicked out or in other times or his own exclusion.
-I feel like he could move out if he wanted he makes his own income to have a phone and can walk or take a bus to his job. Maybe own an apartment of some kind.
-this might also go hand in hand with the fact he’s scared to be alone. He’s never not been alone for so long that when he finally is, it scares him. It’s unfamiliar to him.
-in the episode were they all got tortured in hell we saw the demon read his dairy. It said he wanted to dress like a girl and be like a girl, then you see him almost cry from the embarrassment.
-I think he’s questioning in his gender,but is to scared to explore that part of himself yet.
I do feel like As much as they hate or irritate each other, a key reason they don’t move out minus the money or occupation, is that their all unconsciously codependent on each other. If they even wanted to move out, the thought/feeling of being alone is so out their comfort zone and unfamiliar they’d rather spend their lives with familiarity.
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clowd-009 · 10 months
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uhhhh trans totty hc
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oinkinpigprince · 14 days
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Osomatsusan older sibling headcanons!!!!!
In this the sibling is still in highschool, lol(I’m in high school, I want out I’m boutta go bonkers)
Osomatsu
This little shit, he tries so hard to be the respectable older brother. But you know damn well he’s a little scum bag
Gives really bad dating advice, like he knows what he’s talking about. You listen to him and you got yourself a one way ticket to a restraining order
Tries to help you with homework n shit but, he’s secretly illiterate and can’t do long division. He tries his best
If you ask him to do your homework though and you get a low grade, he’ll be so fucking offended. Probably go down to the school himself to complain
DONT THINK JUST BECAUSE YOUR A BABY HE WONT BE A DICK TO YOU
He makes fun of you so fucking hard, it won’t matter if you’re turning 18 in 2 days he’ll come up to you like “ew who left this ugly deformed baby here, get out you stupid little baby!!!”
He isn’t allowed to pick you up from anywhere, you had to walk in the rain cause he forgot you existed lol
This has happened more then once
He worked his ass off to repay you each time though, he’ll spend all the yen he earn to make you forgive him
Genuinely does care for you and if you bring someone home, he’ll pull the scary big brother act. Doesn’t matter your gender or your partners gender. He needs to show them who they’re gonna have to deal with >:((
Karamatsu
Karamatsu is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING, YOU CANT GO ANYWHERE WITH HIM
Pray to god he never sees you hanging out with friends, he’ll unintentionally embarrass the hell out of you
You two locked eyes and you knew damn and well it was over for you
“Is that my dearest baby sibling? Oh and they have company! My dearest angel baby sibling may I accompany thee to make sure no one gives you any trouble”
“Karamatsu I’m fucking 17” “nonsense, I know you have trouble speaking up for yourself so allow me to! My darling baby sibling”
He just wants to make sure his dearest darling angel baby sweetest little sibling is okay and doesn’t get hurt
Actually very sweet, and just wants you to know you’re loved and cared for. He’s probably the best one to come to if you’re having problems
He probably will cry if you struggle with insecurities and self doubt, you’re so cool how fucking could you >:((
If you wanna explore your style him and Todomatsu are your guys. He’d probably love dolling you up in his flashy clothing
The rest of the brothers make fun of you, but the happiness in Karamatsu’s eyes seeing his baby sibling indulge in his wacky clothing sense makes it worth it
Cannot fathom you doing ANYTHING wrong, he could watch you smoke crack out of a pipe and he’s just like “lol, what cool magic tricks my dearest sibling does!”
Will fight tooth and nail for you, even if you’re in the wrong
“Hey (y/n)! You took my fucking donut”
“how could you even fathom them doing something so stupid they would never!”
“Lol i totally did”
“. . . My dear baby sibling once again, taking the blame so their elder brothers don’t have to fight! Taking on the burden of keeping us from tearing each other apart! Truly remarkable!”
Choromatsu
Mother hen!! Smothers you a lot to make sure you’re doing fine and you’re getting enough sleep, food, and water(I think he just likes the authority he gets over you)
If you’re a shut in he’ll take you on walks around the park and maybe buy you a little treat, to make sure you don’t shrivel away in the dark
Has beaten osomatsu and Karamatsu’s asses for doing your home work for you. Makes you do it yourself but guides you to the right answer
Probably pressures you into taking higher classes, joining clubs, and other things. Wants you to he successful and well rounded so you aren’t stuck like him and the other brothers
If you are also into idols he is ECSTATIC, if he wants to share his interests and hobbies with anyone it’s YOU
Actually loves listening to the music you enjoy, even if it’s death metal or rap. He’ll indulge in it to get closer to you.
You and him have lazy days where you watch magical girl shows like salior moon or madoka
Hassles you on your friends and what they’re like, doesn’t care for drama but likes to keep tabs on the types of crowds you’re in
If you get sick, it’s fucking over for you. Will not let you out of bed for a hurricane, will make you sleep in that bad and take all of the gross medicines that make you feel sicker than before
Ichimatsu
Doesn’t actually talk to you much, he loves you and all but just kinda tries and hides from you at home
He feels like a total fuck up, and hates the idea of you seeing him as a useless bag of garbage
Ichimatsu though does like watching you grow up, when he sees you out with friends he can’t help but tear up a little
Seeing you so happy with your friends makes him feel all warm and fuzzy, he just hope you’re being true to yourself unlike him
He totally goes to fuck it up though, 100% he spots you with your friends and decides ‘I’m gonna ruin this precious moment’ strolls up like “you kids ever heard of goatse?”
You have to SCREECH at him before he scares off your friends, he thinks it’s so fucking funny the way you try and claw at his face to give him to shut up
“You ever heard of this thing called un-bir-” “OMFG GO AWAY YOU CHRONICALLY ONLINE TROLL!!!!!”
Absolute bastard, he knows it pisses you off
Sometimes though, he’ll bring you a random cat and just kinda, hand it to you. You have to pet it, it’s the law, you have to listen to your big brother, he’ll call the fuckin, pet the cat, don’t make him call the police on you
He’s the reason why you cannot tell your brothers if you’re going on a date, he’ll find you, and when he does. You might as well have cancel the date and faked your own death and move to Russia
Scares the shit out of you and your partner, you and your partner are sitting at a cute cafe and he just sits right next to your partner and stares so intensely, unblinking
It doesn’t end until your partner leaves, mission success. Doesn’t even say goodbye just leaves
Jyushimatsu
Makes you play baseball with him, he’s the reason you can pitch a perfect throw
Wants to be around you constantly, and knows exactly how to make you smile and laugh, and abuses it horribly
He’s actually one of the sweetest brothers, he’ll try and help you with EVERYTHING, doesn’t matter if he’s any good
Would really want you to join a sport but if you end up being more into the arts he’s just as happy
He still thinks of you as a little baby so when you mention anything about highschool or normal teenage activities hes Just Like “BUT YOURE LIKE 3?!” “JYUSHI IM FUCKING 18”
Jyushimatsu had no perception of time, you’re 3 years old forever, sorry
Him and Choromatsu bring you out a lot, especially if you don’t go out he’ll drag you to do activities, and he gets creative
He’ll pick you up and go “ewwww, look at this stinky baby, let’s throw it back in the dumpster”
Jyushimatsu never lets you over work yourself, every time he sees you even remotely stressed he is ON IT, he’ll octopus wrestle you onto the floor for a nap, no escape
Jyushi also is probably the most ride or die person you will meet, if you told him you kicked a yakuza member in the balls and stole their money and contraband he’ll just nod and say “okay, let me go get my bat” and help you dismantle the entire crime district just so you don’t get hurt
But usually he’ll just drive you to target to go replace a vase you broke
Todomatsu
You’re his only sibling, he only has a younger sibling and he will die on that fact
Todomatsu will often take you out to drink coffee and take pictures, he loves spending time with you almost as much as Jyushimatsu and buys you tones of cute clothes
He loves playing dress up w/ you, especially if you’ll let him dress you up really girly
He’ll grab you and use you to pick up chicks too, playing the perfect big brother role. He acts so sweet but you know it’s a slimey little act
Todo constantly asks who your favorite brother is, kicking his legs up trying to look cute. God forbid you say anyone but him, he once refused to talk to you for a week cause you said someone else
“ WELL WHY DONT YOU GO ASK YOUR FAAAAV BROTHER THEN!!”
He is really cuddly though, you’re having a bad day and just wanna relax go to him. He’ll get you some snacks and put on a movie and you two will just sit under a blanket and talk shit about the other people at your high school
He also loooves the Highschool drama, he will sit you down and buy you coffee just for the chance to judge a bunch of children’s morality choices and also spend time with you. Friend drama? Class drama? Some kid almost died from alcohol poisoning in math class? He’s all ears
Todomatsu will also tell you about all of the shit he use to get into during his highschool year (he’s totally not lying or really did happen you have to believe him)
When it comes to dating he actually have some decent advice but also complains, how can you get bitches and he can’t?! It’s not fair he’s cuter than you!!
You feel so loved in this house
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bunnimatsu · 9 months
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subby matsu boys (because can)
osomatsu who giggles during the first few moments of a scene. but once you’re REALLY into it, he’s whining and begging like he’s still a virgin, nearly crying at how good you feel.
karamatsu who looks at you with lovesick eyes, looking at you like you’re the only person in the entire world while being held down by his hair as he eats you out/sucks you off. your fingers tangled into his hair as he gets messier and whines slightly if you pull away just for a moment.
choromatsu who literally cries when he gets overstimulated. sniffling while tears are literally streaming down his flustered cheeks as you’re riding him (or pegging him). or how he subtly hints at wanting to crossdress for you when you’re out shopping with him, bringing over a skirt and asking if it looks cute but never fully asking if it’d look cute on him.
ichimatsu who will grin smugly at you while he makes it harder for you. ‘stay still’, you warn as he just snickers and continues to try and break free of his restraints. but you just smack the shit out of his thighs and give him one last warning and he just smirks and lets you do your thing. don’t worry though [name], you’ll make him pay later.
jyushimatsu who will be so good to you no matter where and what it is. in the bedroom, he obeys every command you give him and sits still like a good boy <3 sometimes when you tease him in the slightest, he subtly begs you via pleading eyes, that wide smile of his a small pout. he is the best boy. even outside of the bedroom! he comes running to your rescue when you’re struggling to open a jar and he’s so determined to help you. and when he finally gets it open, you pat his head and call him your good boy and he just glows with joy. <3
and todomatsu, who will always have a devilish smirk on his face while you get more and more irritated at his sharp tongue. once you finally snap and grip his hips a bit harder than last time, he’s crying and begging for forgiveness while you just laugh and keep going until he’s a complete mess. after your little session, you take care of him and the next couple of days, he has his arm in yours to keep himself from limping everywhere while adorning the cutest little pout and lovesick puppy eyes that look at you like you’re god themselves.
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thebardisabird · 10 months
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may i request S T U C K from the nsfw alphabet for ichi please >w> If that's not too many?
Nah, that's fine! NSFW Alphabet referenced here. Under the cut!
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Multiple. And depending on his mood they'll either be short and very loving or outrageously drawn out and torturous. Ichimatsu doesn't expend energy more than he has to - but sex with you is one of those situations where he will give it his all. If not to know he's making you feel good - then to see you absolutely wrecked by pleasure.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I believe he does! All sorts of interesting pieces of equipment meant for both your pleasure and his. Ichi's an equal opportunity lover - so any toys he has and will use on you, he is open to using on himself as well.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's an absolutely ASSHOLE when he wants to be. When he's in that mood, you will find that he enjoys watching you squirm in desire. Small, barely there touches, filthy things being whispered in your ear, but never immediately the gratification you need. He's very quick to leave you desperate and wanting if that suits his fancy at the moment.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He prefers to cum on you rather than in you. Something about the visual of you be painted with it is like a sight like no other for him. Whether it's on your face, your chest, your legs - doesn't matter, you're gonna take his load wherever he chooses.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
This list is...whew. I'm gonna do just one for right now and I'll pick edging. Simply because he loves bringing you to the brink and stopping just before you topple over. It makes you frustrated enough to want to maim him, and it often leaves you super sleepy afterward - but it's that very practice that he's had you screaming from how hard you cum. Absolutely favorite past time of his, making you shout in pleasure.
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aquatic-mycologist · 1 year
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🐬🎊 WELCOME 🎊🐬
Hi! I finally gave in and made a writing blog 😈 Starting off with this basic info post so everyone knows how I manage myself around here!
First off:
⚠️READ AND RESPECT MY DNI OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED.⚠️
With that out of the way, here's the ACTUAL info:
📺 I write for:
Inside Job
JJBA (Parts 1 - 6 only (For now!))
Osomatsu-san
Adventures Of Captain Wrongel
Treasure Island (1988)
Yakuza/RGG (Y0 - Y1/YK1 only (For now!))
📓 What I can write:
Headcanons
Scenarios/One shot fics
Matchups
N//S//F//W
Angst
Fluff
Ship content
x Reader
🚫 What I won't write:
N//S//F//W of characters that are minors (No, I won't age them up ♡)
Ship content that fits into my DNI criteria (inc3st, p3do, z00, etc)
Anything that I don't feel comfortable with and I forgot to list here
A bit silly, but I won't write N//S//F//W content for Daigo Dojima from Yakuza! Anything else with him is alright, and there's nothing wrong with this type of content of him! I just personally do not want to write this.
🗡 Characters I won't write for:
⭐ JJBA:
Dario Brando
J.Geil
Angelo
⚗️ Inside Job:
Any characters that are actual IRL people (epsecially Buzz Aldrin) (Keanu COULD be an exception MAYBE)
🐉 Yakuza/RGG:
Futoshi Shimano
Sohei Dojima
Keiji Shibusawa
Matsushige
Kyohei Jingu
Hiroshi Hayashi
Probably some more, but I think they're minor characters so I don't even remember their names. Feel free to ask for any!
I think that should be all for now! GO WILD!! I love writing and I'm here to serve y'all with what I can come up with 🐬💚
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mistressmochalo · 7 months
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Karamatsu is not narcissus (analisis of character part 2)
Assuming that Karamatsu's behavior is not entirely a game, then we can assume that he really does have a personality disorder, namely...
Histrionic personality disorder.
This is where the interesting part comes in and why Karamatsu is considered a narcissist when in truth he is not.
The fact is that HRD has similar features to NRD, but has a number of significant differences. The term “narcissist” is much better known than “hysteric”, hence the confusion.
As in the case of NPD, a person’s main need is to always be the center of attention, the personality is also self-centered, however, for a hysteric, receiving attention from others is an end in itself. The narcissist, on the contrary, attracts attention to himself in order to demonstrate his superiority.
The next obvious difference is the absence of problems with empathy. Narcissists can show it, but only externally; internally they are not capable of compassion.
So, who are the hysterics? These are very extravagant, bright personalities who strive to attract attention to themselves in every available way. Moreover, attention can be different from love and admiration to anger and disgust; they will be happy with anything as long as they are noticed. When they are not noticed or ignored it causes discomfort.
Features of behavior. In speech and behavior they are similar to theater actors, they are prone to vivid displays of emotions, their speech is dramatic and, as a rule, figurative, impressionistic, grandiose, but at the same time not specific and contentless. The intonation of the voice is also dramatic, the voice can be comically cartoonish, childish or seductive.
His outrageous behavior most of the time irritates Ichimatsu in particular, while the others try to ignore him. In fact, Ichi reacts more than others to his ridiculous phrases and antics, despite the fact that he expresses this through anger and irritation, but this is still the attention that Karamatsu desperately needs.
Also, the main way to stand out from the crowd is appearance. They choose bright, extravagant, revealing outfits that often border on absurdity. Let's remember his T-shirts with his own face, shiny pants and boots, short shorts and cowboy hats, sunglasses that he wears even at night.
For narcissists, being ridiculous, funny and stupid in the eyes of others is humiliating and like death.
Causes of HRD. Lack or complete absence of attention in childhood and adolescence.
Karamatsu is from a large family in which he could not get enough love and attention from his parents, in high school he was a lonely, quiet child whom no one noticed, he had no friends, which also left a mark on his mind and brought him to creating your dramatic self.
If we briefly compare these two personality types, narcissists are vain, arrogant people who consider themselves to be among the elite, hysterics are clowns who are not ashamed of being clowns.
I'm more inclined to think that he's just pretending. With my analysis I wanted to prove that even pretending Karamatsu does not behave like a real narcissist.
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juncebox · 11 months
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Matsuno bro SHINee Biases:
Osomatsu-Minho (It’s actually Jonghyun)
Karamatsu-Kibum for sure for sure
Choromatsu-Jinki or Kibum…but also he is like an Asian auntie to me he would love Minho
Ichimatsu-Jonghyun or maybe Taemin
Jyushimatsu-Minho or Taemin
Todomatsu-Kibum or Taemin
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chorodevotee · 2 months
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I think I just had a galaxy brain moment. You guys know these perfumes that smell like the sea? Sea salt and stuff like that? That's what Megami Choromatsu would smell like.
Yes, I know he's more commonly associated with ponds or lakes (is he actually or is that just my headcanon?), but… Please, humor me for a second:
Choromatsu envelops you in a tight, affectionate hug. A gasp escapes you as you feel the chill of his robes against your skin, forever cold and damp from the embrace of seawater.
His scent is unmistakably salty, with hints of sulphur and fishiness. It's oddly musky and undeniably masculine, yet strangely refreshing and familiar, almost salutiferous in its essence. It evokes memories of sunny days at the beach, where the smell of the sea would cling to your skin, much like his hands do now.
Choromatsu is as a higher being, capable of both good and evil. He is utterly unforgiving to those who cross him… But, in this moment, he holds you delicately, as though you were a fragile porcelain doll in his grasp. You are cherished and protected.
Doesn't that sound amazing? Haaaau... I really want a hug from him.
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