People ashamed of shipping brutal Batjokes... dont be. Its amazing.
I just decided to rebinge some comics and holy shit. I never processed just how fucked up Joker was in his early days, and he was still working out all his kinks. He wasn't making these big flashy plans to get Batmans attention, no, this was when he was truly killing for the purpose of wanting to.
Brave and the bold (2023) is a good example for what I'm trying to show here. The shit Joker does in that is crazy and it goes in DETAIL.
I mean he beats the living crap out of Batman, since he's also figuring out his own act at this point. Everyone is clearly petrified of this guy and Batman should just wanna throw him into a dingy cell to suffer for the crap he did. But he doesn't want to! Instead, he finds himself trying to find that high from the altercation at the bridge again, the one where he was trembling in his armour and death was staring right at him.
Joker didn't fall inlove first. Batman did.
Bruce doesn't just want Joker to suffer, he wants to suffer with him. He wants them to fight, to roll around on cold wet concrete and claw at eachother until they are both red and it'll be the most intimate thing Batman has experienced. Being smothered with someone else's blood, a body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own.
And he'd lean down, probably. Checking his heartbeat, as if he couldn't see he was alive from the way his pupils grew 10 sizes. And then he'd relax his muscles, but it'd be such a little change you wouldn't be able to tell, but Joker would. And he'd push the Bat off of him, and he'd run away, and it'd start all over again.
Edit: just wanted to say that the, "Being smothered with someone elses blood, body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own." Segment was supposed to be read like "Being drenched in the blood of a body underneath me that is still alive and breathing just as hard as i am." As in, Batman takes pleasure in being able to beat Joker raw but have his heart still beating underneath him. He loves getting him specifically to the brink of death whilst still not losing sleep over it (unless ofcourse he finds a bit TOO much pleasure in it.)
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Something abt how Pepito’s conversation with Bad felt like one Tallulah had with him many months ago in front of Lucky Ducks… Just something abt that
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“Y’know, don’t you ever feel like there’s something... off about those skeleton brothers?”
“What do you mean?”
“I don’t know... it’s just like... what do we really know about them? They just showed up one day and fell into place. I feel like there is something they’re hiding from us all.”
“Something... bad?”
“I don’t know. “
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Okay actually I have to admit something
I've. Never had a gaytime. I know I'm a poor excuse for an aussie fag but. </3
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I made college AU Alexander Hamilton on the picrew "something about them"! The first one is historical hammie but at college in modern times, and the second is musical Lexi. They are both really tired lmao. Musical Ham-Ham is kinda rebel AU-ish!
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Now is the time I point out something I've kept to myself since not long after the game's release... I'm pretty sure Papyrus is the only monster who is never shown to have white "pupils." For most monsters, they "go out" when defeated, befpre they turn to dust. The Dreemurs are weird cases but they still show white pupils when struck mortal blows. NOT PAPYRUS! P.S. Gryftrot's are in a bonkers place, BUT THEY STILL BLINK!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I SAID THIS YESTERDAY
NOW I HAVE MORE TO INVESTIGATE???
Yoooo but seriously that is an impressive observation of something so subtle.. It definitely needs to be investigated to -most importantly- add to Papyrus's level of mysteriousness, and see what it means. HMMM.
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