I like to think that in my inevitable AU where he's just a guy, the 'red gas' is just like a cigarette or something.
and for whatever reason, it causes him to have this creepier version of himself follow him around?
Or maybe it does the opposite, and keeps him at bay a lil longer. But the whole thing is just "A Bagel" (no!!) "Two bagels!"/ref
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Y/n: Now that you’re officially together people are assigning ship names for you guys.
Wanda: Ooooh, what are we called?
Y/n: Wandanat or Scarletwidow is the most popular.
Wanda: Wantasha could also work. Babe, what do you think?
Natasha:
Natasha: MoffNoff.
Wanda: No-
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sneaky peek
if yall have any suggestions for roxanne, stacey, and kim or if i should change any characters around lmk
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moiraine: *pointing at a broken coffee machine* so … who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
egwene: i did it. i broke it …
moiraine: no, no you didn’t, mat?
mat: don’t look at me, look at rand
rand: what!? i didn’t break it!
mat: huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
rand: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
mat: suspicious …
rand: no it’s not!
nynaeve: if it matters, probably not, but perrin was the last one to use it.
perrin: LIAR, i don’t even drink that crap!
nynaeve: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
perrin: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, nynaeve!
egwene: okay let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, moiraine.
moiraine: no! who broke it?
rand: moiraine … lan’s been awfully quiet.
lan: REALLY!?
rand: oh yeah, really!
( indistinct arguing )
moiraine: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
( *more* indistinct arguing )
moiraine: good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
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prepare for trouble!
and make it double!
to protect the world from devastation!
to unite all peoples within our nation!
to denounce the evils of truth and love!
to extend our reach to the stars above!
steven!
marc!
team moon knight blasts off at the speed of light!
surrender now, or prepare to fight!
jake!
that's right!
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