#Pyrrha baby I did not want to see you like this
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Y’all what the Fuck did I just watch. I saw like three spoiler pictures and decided not to watch right away bc I needed to be mentally prepared for that kinda stuff and that was just NASTY!! Like the episode was good I don’t mean nasty as in bad I mean I’m emotionally ripped up but also when CC Did That, all of it but especially with Neo I was just like. Nah no nope that was Not It that was. That was freaky. Not in a the writers did it bad way I mean that was done so well bc I’m feeling the emotions they wanted which is upset and disgust that was GROSS
#rwby 9 spoilers#neo rwby#neopolitan#ruby rose#uhhh shout out to Little truly a friend to the end I hope they aren’t dead dead like I hope we get a proper goodbye#ALSO SHOUT OUT TO WEISS DURING THAT SCENE OF THEM LOOKING FOR RUBY SHE UNFERSTOOF THE ASSIGNMENT#SHE GETS IT SHE SEES IT NOW#not that Yang didn’t but she’s big sister who will sacrifice to make it all ok#Ruby not talking to her when she’s upset is probably not what she’s used to#It’s similar to her in V5 when Weiss talked about why she thought Blake left#Yang wants to Always help and protect and be there but she can’t do that if people don’t open up#and Ruby is the person she’s known the best so this whole thing is no doubt a shock and a blow to her system#but fuck man that was gross that’s like#like it was COOL in a sense but like#Pyrrha baby I did not want to see you like this#OZPIN HITTING RUBY I HATED IT I HATED THAT SO FUCKING MUCH ACTUALLY HE EOULD NEVER DO THAT#Penny oh my heart#but also the fuck is Leo and uhhhhh Clover doing there Ruby did not care about either of them lmao#Like idk that was funny bc dude why are you here but the rest was fucking ugly shit man#BUT JAUNE WAS RIGHT#AT LEAST ABOUT THE CAT WE NEED DETAILS ON ALYX I KNOW HES WRONG ABOUT HER#BUT CC WAS LYING I THINK LIKE#I was waiting for that to be fake I was waiting for the morally grey to come back#bitch said mew I’m taking your body like ok????#damn
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How would your favorite jaune ship react to Adrian crawling onto their laps and calling them auntie?
Pyrrha: *wearing a nice dress and politely sitting on the couch in the Cotta-Arc residence as her hosts prepare tea/snacks*
Pyrrha: *blows out a big breath* Okay, so far so good! I’ve met Jaune’s sister and her wife, I’m wearing my nice-but-casual dress, and I haven’t made any mistakes or said anything embarrassing! 😮💨
Pyrrha: *feels something touch her knee*
Pyrrha: *looks down* 😕 ???
Adrian: *sitting on the floor beside the couch, sizing up the strange red-hair lady who came to visit with his uncle*
Pyrrha: Um…h-hello, little boy…?
Pyrrha: Oh, I hoped Jaune or his sister or her wife would be here when I met his nephew! I feel so awkward! 😰
Adrian: *raises his little hands and looks Pyrrha in the eye* 🤨
Pyrrha: Do…do you want up…?
Adrian: 🥺
Pyrrha: Um…okay, let me just…? *uncomfortably lifts Adrian under his arms and sets him on the couch beside her*
Pyrrha: T-that’s what you wanted, r-right?
Adrian: 😠
Adrian: *determinedly crawls into Pyrrha’s lap* Aun-ee!
Pyrrha: …wait…
Pyrrha: …did you just say…?
Adrian: *nestles into Pyrrha and grabs at her hand with his little fingers* Aun-ee! 😃
Pyrrha: 🫢
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Jaune: *in the Cotta-Arc kitchen, arranging snacks on a tray* Thanks for being chill with Pyrrha, Saph. Don’t tell her I told you, but she was so nervous on the way here that she almost made herself sick.
Saphron: No problem, baby bro! I know it’s scary meeting the family! *takes tray and steps through the kitchen door*
Saphron: *stops short*
Saphron: *leans back to the kitchen* Psst, Jaune! Come see what your girlfriend is doing!
Jaune: *looks over Saphron’s shoulder*
Pyrrha: *sitting on the couch with Adrian in her lap* Good job! Can you say it again? 😄
Adrian: Aun-ee! Aun-ee Py-ah! 😆
Pyrrha: That’s right! I’m your auntie Pyrrha! You’re so smart! Want me to make the bullhead fly again? *her hand glows black and Adrian’s toy bullhead lifts up and floats around*
Adrian: *squeals with laughter*
Jaune: *filming on his scroll* Oh my GODS…!
@cheeseater2 thanks for the ask! This is an especially fun one for me because I just met my infant nephew for the first time this week and, like Pyrrha, I was SUPER awkward at first! We’ve reached an understanding now!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#adrian terra cotta arc#saphron arc#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#sturgeon asks#cheeseater2
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Bro the 6th familial relationships fuck me up so much like the weird Juno and Pal more of a mentor than a mother vibes? And it seems like from Dr Sex that her and Pal's dad are either divorced or just straight up had nothing to do with each other until the genomics department decided they should have a child together?? Like imagine you're a ruthless academic career-woman and one day you get an email from the government like 'congrats! You're a mother!' And they hand you a fresh vat baby that is half you and half your co-worker that you talked to one time at the Christmas party like??? I don't think I would have the most healthy relationship with that child either tbh
And Cam! Earlier in Nona when Pal and Pyrrha are talking about going to the park it is only Kiki that he mentions she might want to save, no mention that apparently both her parents are there too? Her entire family is on the line here. Then she doesn't want her dads to see the Paul transformation because they "wouldn't understand"? You just know there's some long running disagreement there with how far she's yoking herself in with Pal. Do you think they secretly resent him? Did this cause a rift in their family? And what did the conversation look like before or after the transformation? Did Cam tell them she was about to die? Or did they turn away for five seconds and she finally killed herself for her obsessions behind their back? Who broke the news to them? (Who is going to break the news to Pal's dad?) The whole thing just makes me insane!!!!
Also apparently there is some incredible nepotism going on in the 6th oversight body here (or maybe everything is nepotism on the 6th lol)
YOU GET ME i love the 6th house so so much the way the house functions both as a united family w their genetics & a university with the academic quibbling is so fun to me- the sixths weakness was described as "A sprawling organization of erratic loners, the Sixth are chaotic by nature and terrible at collective action." which is 1) hilarious. palamedes is the peoples marxist princess 2) just generally fascinating as a whole. if we take that at face value and consider the 6th house as populated by genius loner nerds, it actually makes sense that they prioritize sending out attractive people to diversify the gene pool - with reference to your statement: dr sex provided a nice handful of evidence that while palamedes and juno have a formal dynamic, theyre affectionate enough that they seem close (at most, to the extent of some gay kid and their favorite english teacher) but seeing juno like a distant mentor is most likely right
taking on more quotes from dr sex, i think its most likely that the Sixth house encourages child bearing / raising through subsidies and an extended work leave of sorts:
Palamedes said, “Enjoying parenting. Enjoying the parenting buyout, I should say. He’s only doing dissertation supervision—and half a year of Immediate History, of course—but he’s got his own projects on the go.”
alexandrites and nireids might be required to go offworld to flirt and have children (i think i came across another post floating somewhere noticing kiki and cam were half-sisters, implying their parent was one of the mentioned) but for residents staying in the sixth house, they probably have about 3-7 other people they could possibly produce children with outside of consanguinity. although forcing them to have children by way of vat birth etc etc is entirely possible in Hell Empire a lot of them probably gave in just for a few years of parental & academic benefits.
one last point - sixth house children canonically live in a dormitory! so if you consider a professor going on paid leave to raise children while doing their own projects for about 7-9 years, then going back to work while their children are sent to a dorm to do nothing but study and train with other peers their age, it falls together so perfectly bro. it makes so much sense. of course pal and cam are nice to their parents but rarely ever close - they were most likely raised and taught communally! god i love worldbuilding
#as for nepotism well. who doesnt indulge in nepotism lmao#talking back#tlt meta#the locked tomb#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#the mysterious study of dr sex
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Stag and Doe
Cardin: Jaune! You're late!
Jaune: I'm sorrry.
Cardin: And you're alone, too? I thought you were bringing your hot, new girlfriend over!
Jaune: She... She probably had a sudden emergency.
Cardin: That sucks, man. Was kinda hoping to meet her.
Cardin: (Whispering) "Sudden emergency"?. What kinda lame excuse is that?.
Sun: (Whispering) Definitely not a good one.
Neptune: (Whispering) You think it was a lie?.
Sun: Should we report him for lying?
Cardin: Definitely!. He's probably a spy trying to steal all our women for himself!.
Sun: Oh, don't be ridiculous! He's just some creepy guy. Better to just leave him alone.
Neptune: Now who's being ridiculous?.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry to hear about you being stood up. I was curious what this mysterious woman looked like.
Jaune: P-Pyrrha! Um, could you and May promise not to tell Saph about this?
Cardin: Why would they do that?! Are you really that desperate to impress people, Jauney-Boy?! I man, you getting stood up gotta be the lowest you've ever been! Saphron's gotta hear how sad her baby brother is doing!
Velvet: (Tugging his arm) Cardin, please!
Jaune: (Thinking) Why? Why in the world is he humiliating me like this? (Flexes fingers) It's unbearable! Saphron won't have to learn anything... NOT IF I KILL EVERYONE HERE- (Shakes head) No! No! I can't do that!.
Velvet: (Dragging Cardin by his ear) I'm so sorry about him. Please, enjoy the party.
Jaune: (Watching everyone talking, laughing, smiling, dancing) Is this... what "ordinary" looks like? This is what Saphron wants for me. Then I guess... I've done all I can.
Jaune: I'm sorry, everyone. It's time for me to-
SLAM!
Blake: (Bloodied) Please, excuse me for my tardiness. My name is Blake Belladina, and I'm Jaune's wife.
Jaune: ...Psst! You're supposed to be my girlfriend!.
Blake: (Thinking) Crap! I mixed our missions up!.
May: Um, Ms. Belladina, was it? You're, um... You're bleeding.
Blake: Ah, right, that's, uh, an occupational hazard.
Pyrrha: Are you a professional stuntwoman?
Blake: I'm a social worker. Please excuse me, I had an emergency situation with my client, and they became especially hostile. I hope I didn't disturb your party.
Cardin: Wait, you're married? Why didn't you tell us?!
Jaune: Oh, I...
Blake: It's my fault. See, this is my second marriage, and I have a child from my first marriage. Jaune was probably still a little uncomfortable with explaining the situation.
Cardin: (Thinking) No way! There's no way in hell Jaune could have been married this whole time! And to such a dignified woman, too?! Time to take him down a peg!.
Cardin: Jaune, you're probably hungry! Try some of these piping hot- WHOOPS! Heh-
Jaune: (Slings tray in circular motion)
Cardin: (Cheese spills on his hand) AGH!
Blake: I appreciate your dedication to not wasting food, but you don't have to make such a show of it.
Jaune: Oh! I'm sorry!
Blake: (Tries food) Mm, but this is good!
Jaune: (Takes a bite) Mm! It is!
Blake: (Giggles) Did you not try it yet?
Cardin: Hey, Blake! I wouldn't get too comfy with Jaune. He's in a pretty nasty business. He gets called every night to give "massages" to clients all over the city!
Velvet: (Covering her face) Cardin, stop...
Jaune: Those were hits. Massage was code for "killing".
Jaune: That was... No, no, it's not what you think, Blake-!
Blake: I think it's amazing~!
Jaune: Huh?
Blake: Jaune lost both of his parents at such a young age, and so many sisters after that. His older sister was too sick to work, and when she was well, he insisted on working hard so that she wouldn't sell her body out of desperation. To suffer such pain and endure after so much agony... Only a special few can ever accomplish such a feat. It's something I've always admired about Jaune.
Jaune: (Blushing, Staring at Blake)
Blake: It's time to go, Jaune. Thank you all for your hospitality.
#rwby#rwby au#spy x family#jaune arc#blake belladonna#knightshade#cardin winchester#sun wukong#neptune vasilias#velvet scarlatina#pyrrha nikos#may zedong
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The Fundraiser
Jaune was a little nervous. It had been four months since he had seen his twin sister Joan. He knew she had taken his running off... extremely badly, so he was worried about how she was going to react when she saw him. As the bullhead landed, Jaune swallowed nervously. His knees actually started to quiver as the hatch opened.
????: JAUNE!
Jaune was bowled over by a blond haired missile, and when his head stopped swimming he found himself looking into the blue eyes of his twin sister, who was firmly seated upon his chest.
Jaune: Hi Joan.
Joan: You stupid, ignorance, disloyal, jerk! How dare you!
Jaune: I'm sorry?
Joan: Sorry? You WILL be sorry! You left me alone... with them, how could you?
Jaune: I'm sorry... but Belle and Bella really like you! They couldn't have been...
Joan: I'm talking about mom and dad! Dad was convinced you had been eaten by grimm, and mom spent four weeks crying about how she lost her baby boy to some cradle robbing skank!
Jaune: Well... neither of those things happened, so...
Joan: And you NEVER did once write me! I had to reach out to Auntie to find you!
Jaune: You didn't... please say you didn't!
????: She did.
A ominous shadow fell over the two siblings. Who both looked up to see the grinning face of Glynda Goodwitch... their mom's twin sister.
Jaune: What have you done...
Glynda: So as you can see Joan, Jaune is fine, I've been keeping him safe.
Joan: Thank you Auntie.
Glynda: You are welcome. Now... you BOTH owe me a favor and tonight I am cashing it in.
Joan/ Jaune: And the favor is?
Glynda: You are going to help me with the Annual Beacon Charity Auction. I have your... uniforms in my apartment.
Joan: That doesn't sound so bad.
Jaune: Don't jinx it!
Joan and Jaune were hot and exhausted. Neither was happy with the Holiday elf outfits they were having to wear, that included bell topped pointy hats, and curly shoes. Though the short skirt that Joan had to wear was a little better than the nearly pained on shorts Jaune had on.
Joan: I'm tired. Is this almost over?
Jaune: Yeah, I think so. That was the last lot we had to move.
Joan: Good. I want a shower and to cuddle you, like we used to.
Jaune: Soon, Joan. Soon.
Glynda: Thank you all for your support of the Vale Orphanage and Food Bank!
Crowd clapping politely.
Glynda: Now for our last special client only lot... lot double J.
Joan: I though you said... ?
Jaune: It was.
Joan: Then where is this Double J lot?
Jaune: I... HEY!
Joan: EEP!
The Pair felt themselves lifted into the air and pulled through the curtains, finding themselves in front of the several of their friends and strangers.
Glynda: Now before I start the bidding, here are some of the details. Lot Double J is of a set of Arc twins. Jaune and Joan. They are and I quote "Perfect House-Husband and House-Wife material".
Joan/ Jaune: Mom SOLD US OUT!
Glynda: While their combat ratings is at E rank, that is of little concern. They both have Baking Skills at Rank A. Rank B Housekeeping. Rank B Laundry. Rank S Cooking. Rank A+ Child rearing...
The room was filled with polite clapping.
Glynda: AND Rank SSS Stamina... you know what that means...
Once again the room filled with clapping... very loud and aggressive clapping.
Glynda: This lot is to be sold as a set, and yes the marriage documentation is ready for signature. So do I have an opening bid of...
???? 30,000!
Jaune: Weiss? What the hell?
Joan: Whose Weiss?
???? 45,000
Jaune: PYRRHA!
Joan: Was that you're partner?
Weiss: Back off Nikos! Those blond angels are mine! 55,000!
Jaune: So you want him now? Pathetic Schnee. 75,000!
Weiss: Pathetic? Who was too much of a coward to admit her feelings? 85,000!
Jaune: Feelings?
Joan: I think she likes you.
Jaune: Great, but right now she's trying to buy OUR hands in marriage!
Joan: Oh, yeah right.
Pyrrha: I was scared! I didn't want to drive him away... but I can't not take this chance! I LOVE YOU JAUNE and I'll LOVE JOAN just as equally! 100,000!
Joan: Awe, that's sweet.
Jaune: Joan their trying to BUY us!
Joan: You trying to tell me, you don't want someone who is interested in us, who can provide for us, and all we have to do... is the shit mom and dad had us do all the time?
Jaune: Well...
Joan: Plus... you do know what Husbands and Wives get to do... and do a lot right?
Jaune: Oh...
Weiss: The Arc and Schnee name must be joined! With those two at my side I will fix the SDC and with their loving support, I'll make reparations to all the people my father has hurt! 250,000!
Joan: Arc-Schnee?
Jaune: Schnee-Arc? Nah. Arc-Schnee, sounds better.
Joan: Right?
Pyrrha: No... I will NOT lose to some spoiled princess, using her daddy's money! 500,000, and I'll sign over the Royalty Rights for Pumpkin Pete's to Beacon for administration to local Vale charities! That's another 200,000 per year!
Glynda: Um...
Looks over to the lawyers, administrator and observers.
Glynda: Can we accept that?
The lawyers, administrator, and observers all shrug their shoulders.
Joan: Pyrrha seems nice.
Jaune: Oh she is. She saved my life at initation.
Joan: Really?
Glynda: Okay... 500,000 upfront, pl;us 200,000 per annum... going once!
Murmurs from the crowd.
Glynda: Going twice!
Weiss just crosses her arms over her chest, and shoots Glynda a wink.
Glynda: SOLD!
BANG BANG BANG
Joan: Wow... that's a lot of money to help the needy.
Jaune: It is. But are you okay with this? I mean we're going to end up jointly married to the same person...
Joan: It was bound to happen... considering mom and auntie.
Jaune: True. Ture.
Glynda: Lot Double J goes to Pyrrha Nikos for the sum of 500,000 lien and an annual contribution of a further 200,000. Congratulations! To everyone, thank you for attending, and your support.
Joan: Jaune... why am I feeling scared now?
Jaune: I don't know... but I'm feeling it too.
#rwby#jaune arc#joan arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos x2#weiss schnee#glynda goodwitch#happy holidays#jaune and joan are twins
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What are those: Side Story: How does Saphron and Terra react to their son being a Dragon Faunus just like his father?
He’s What?
Jaune: Okay… (Sniff sniff!) Hmm… Seems like i’m all alone this time… Like make the call…
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Jaune: Pick up, come on please pick up…
(Click~!)
: Cotta Arc Residence, to who… Oh! Hey, Jaune!
Jaune: Hey, Saphron.
Spahron: How’s my favourite little brother doing?
Jaune: I’m lright, most things considered. Is, Terra there?
Saphron: Yeah, one moment; Terra?!
Terra: Yeah?
Saphron: Jaune’s calling, he wants to speak to you!
Terra: Jaune’s calling~! Jaune? Hi, Jaune!
Jaune: Hi, Terra. And, hello, Adrian, hows my favourite little nephew?
Adrian: Bwua~!
Jaune: Sounds like he was trying to say my name.
Terra: Sounds like he was.
Saphron: Mommy should be his first words, not, Jaune you little rascal~!
Adrian: Ah-haha!
Terra: No he’ll be saying, Mom first.
Saphron: We’ll see… Nice outfit by the way.
Terra: And, horns? When did you get those?
Jaune: Oh, well my teacher wanted to test my capacity to breath fire; So he had me push my flame to the limits, and well, these happened. I’m not sure why, or how, but they did. As for the clothes, well they set me on fire…
Saphron: They set you on fire?!
Jaune: It was to test my ability to withstand fire. They incinerated all my clothes… I lost my, Pumpkin Pete’s hoodie in the fire…
Saphron: Not the hoodie?! You spent months trying to get that!
Jaune: Yeah, luckily my girlfriend is, Pumpkin Pete’s poster girl, she told me she would get me a replacement. One with a zipper, I can’t wear anything that is an overhead shirt because of these things. Hehe.
Saphron: Girlfriend?
Terra: And, it’s that girl on the cereal?
Jaune: Yeah, her name is, Pyrrha Nikos. She actually my partner here at, Beacon. She basically claimed the spot as first chosen.
Terra: First chosen?
Jaune: If a faunas develops a harem, there is this hierarchical set up in it. It doesn’t mean anything, bar she was the first picked.
Saphron: Harem? Jaune, are you making a harem?!
Jaune: Uhh… Yeah… I am. It wasn’t my plan to, I would have been more than happy for it to be just me, and Pyrrha. But, since I can, and dozens of faunas are chasing after me…
Terra: You started a harem.
Jaune: There’s only the three of us. Honestly I haven’t done anything, Pyrrha is actually the one who started it. I was just teasing a girl, Pyrrha was the one who pulled her into a supply closet.
Terra: And, suddenly she in your harem?
Jaune: No… That… that happened after our little tryst in a changing booth…
Saphron: A changing booth? That reminds me of our times in a changing booth. Spending all that time ‘trying on’ clothes was so much fun~!
Terra: I had more fun ‘trying on’ those clothes as home~! So, Jqune, since Pyrrha is your, ‘First Chosen,’ what does that make me?
Jaune: W-What are you talking about?
Terra: She’s your first girlfriend, first chosen, harem member, whatever you want to call her. I’m the mother to your first child, what does that make me?
Jaune: O-Oh… T-T-That… I don’t know… I’ll have to ask around…
Terra: Please do so, I would like to have a title that better then, ‘Baby Mommy.’
Jaune: Don’t say that again.
Saphron: But, its true. She is your baby mommy.
Jaune: Quit referring to your wife like that.
Saphron: But, it’s hot!
Jaune: Okay… So speaking of, Adrian. I wanted to call to see if you had any news if, Adrian is a… is a faunas?
Terra: No, no he isn’t.
Jaune: He isn’t?
Terra: He has, nor will have any faunas traits in the future.
Jaune: Haaa… That’s a relief.
Saphron: What’s was the problem with, Adrian potentially being a faunas though? You are a faunas, I wouldn’t care if my son was a faunas, I only care he is a healthy baby boy.
Jaune: Because, I have the wife of the chieftain of Menagerie hovering about me, High Leader to the White Fang breathing down my neck, a fantical faction of the, White Fang who wants to start a ‘holy’ race war in my name, and lastly I have the knowledge that a group of zealot faunas have started a cult worshiping me as a god. Do you have any idea how scared I am, how worried I am if they learn about my son? I may be putting on a smile, and easily accepting my place as some sort of messiah figure, but, Saphron… I’m scared as all hell about what the future may bring. It’s spiralling out of control, and I have no idea what’s happening, let alone what may happen. And, that’s not saying it will be the faunas that hurts my family, could be the, Schnee Dust Company, Jacques Schnee has had a beef with me for years. Atlas is a bunch of paranoid lunatics so they may try something. Being paranoid myself is the only thing I’ve got to defend myself against what may happen. I’m scared… There’s nothing else to it.
Saphron: Oh… I didn’t know.
Terra: I’m sorry to hear that, Jaune. If there is anything we can do to help you?
Jaune: Just stay safe, and make sure nothing bad happens to, Adrian. Okay?
Saphron: Don’t worry, Jaune; I’m a, Arc, and I’m a mother. You know how we, Arc’s get when it come to protecting our young. Don’t worry, I’ll keep him safe.
Jaune: That’s all I can ask for… But, if you need anything, anything at all just let me know. You know I’m filthy rich, so money won’t be an issue.
Saphron: You already payed for this house as our wedding present, we don’t need any money.
Terra: But, there is something else we do need… Well, it’s more of a want than a need really.
Jaune: And, what is…? (Sniff, sniff!) Oh no…
Saphron: What is it?
Terra: Is that person who was spying on you, are they back?
Jaune: No, I dealt with her, but this is worse.
Terra: Worse…?!
Saphron: What is it?
Jaune: It’s…
: Jauney~!
Jaune: It’s mom…
Juniper: There you are, I’ve been looking…? Oh, Hello, Saphron, Terra, wittle Adrikins~!
ST: Hi mom~!
Adrian: Bwah-haha!
Juniper: Why are you calling your sisters, Jaune? Something faunas related?
Jaune: You could say that.
Juniper: Does it have to do with, Adrian being your son?
ST: WHAT?!
Jaune: You knew?!
Juniper: I’ve know for years. Especially now since, Adrian looks just like his father when he was his age.
Jaune: He does?
Juniper: Of course. Here, look at this photo.
Jaune: Oh shit, he does look like me…
Saphron: Aww~! He’s adorable!
Terra: They look like splitting images of each other.
Juniper: Yes, so you don’t need to hide this, at least from your family anymore.
Terra: Oh good, because there is something we, mostly I want from you, Jaune.
Jaune: And, that is…?
Terra: Do you… Do you want to give, Adrian a sibling?
Jaune: What?!
Juniper:
YES!!!
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Haa… At last, I’m free…
This has been stuck in my draft box for months. It just wasn’t continuity appropriate to do it. But, it’s finally done.
Do enjoy~!
#rwby#jaune arc#saphron arc#terra cortta arc#adrian cotta arc#juniper arc#pyrrha nikos#jacques schnee#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#rwby arkos
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Pregnant Bees: Class pt. 1
Blake and Yang are attending a baby birthing class. Since their first child was adopted, they felt that it would be good for both of them to attend. Class is currently on a break.
Weiss: Honestly, I expected more from this class.
Velvet: Same. I feel like we went over a lot of this during health class back in Beacon.
Nora: I'm just glad the teacher gave us a break. I was starting to go crazy!
Pyrrha: Well, it is nice to have the refresher, even if I could have gone my whole life seeing how big of a hole these two are going to leave...
WVBN: (shudder)
Blake: Wait... Where did-?
A loud cheer sounds from outside and they all go check. Yang, Ruby, Jaune, Sun, and Ren are competing in a "Dad" Relay.
Weiss: What's going on?
Coco: Oh, the other dads wanted to test their skills and see who was prepared to be the best dad. They have a bottle prep and chug, pack-n-play assembly where they have to wear beer goggles to simulate being sleep deprived, a baby carrier wrap to see who can wrap a doll to their chest the most securely, and finally a stroller dash to the finish line.
Velvet: Why aren't you participating, Cocobean?
Coco: And miss recording this for our kids to watch? Absolutely not! Sun is taking over for me.
Teacher: Participants ready?! Set! GO!
Alright! Audience participation! Vote to see who succeeds in the following obstacles of the dad relay. I will update every week with the results. Whoever wins the most events will win the Dad Relay! Please share the poll so we can get more votes! I don't want this to be a full sweep in the end.
#bumbleby#white rose#arkos#renora#crosshairs#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#sun wukong#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#lie ren#velvet scarlatina#coco adel#baby class
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Sorry it take this long, but Anon requested to see Christmas themed Lancaster and by God they're going to get one:
Under the Mistletoe 💏
To celebrate Christmas. Both team RWBY and JNPR decide to have a get-together and for the venue they decides to have it in JNPR dorm room.
Yang: Let's start this party with a Yang!
Everyone: Yang!
Pyrrha: Wow Yang! How do you get all this stuffs for the Christmas party?
Yang: Well. Let's just say it's a donation from an anonymous donor...
Cuts into Junior's club.
A gruesome scene unfolds inside of a nightclub. Bodies of suit wearing mooks littered the dance floor and their Boss, Junior can be seen sitting in the counter nursing his wounds by pouring himself a stiff one.
Goon: Boss... Why the heck do that blonde beast came here and stole our stuffs?
Junior: Shut up...
Back in JNPR dorm room.
Yang: Anyway... How about a drink? Non alcoholic of course.
Pyrrha: I'll take two. Thank you.
While bringing two drinks across the room Pyrrha passes many of the friends she made in Beacon.
Nora: Ren-ren let's dance!
Ren: Sure Nora.
Weiss: So, Blake... How is it like being a Faunus?
Blake: How is it like being me?
Weiss: Look! I'm trying to strike a conversation, okay? And it's hard when you know I said something to you that can't be taken back.
Blake: I know that Weiss. Baby step, okay.
Weiss: Baby step.
Ruby: Jaune did you watch _syberSamurai last stream? 😁
Jaune: I did, Ruby. Man she almost lost the match 4-1 but in the last minutes she turned it around and ended up winning against impossible odd.
Ruby: Ikr. She's so awesome. 😆
Pyrrha: Hmm. What are you two talking about?
Jaune: Oh. Pyrrha. We're just talking about video games. That's all.
Pyrrha: ... I see. Oh and Jaune I brought a drink for you.
Jaune: Oh thank you Pyrrha... *Walked just few centi away to be perfectly below the mistletoe*
Yang: Ah! Both Vomit Boy and P-Money are under the mistletoe so according to the rule they must kiss.
Pyrrha: Wow. Do you want to kiss me Jaune?
Jaune: Is that even a question? Of course.
Both Jaune and Pyrrha kiss to the cheers and approval of everyone watching. Everyone except for Ruby who sees it differently.
Ruby:
Yang: Woohoo! 30 second kiss. That's your longest one to date. And don't think I didn't see you slipping your tongue there Pyrrha. You horny fox. You.
Ruby: Give me a drink Yang!!! 😫
Yang: Eh, sure. *pours one out for her little sister*
Ruby: Another! 😠
Yang: K. *pours another*
Ruby: More! 😡
Yang: Ruby this is Non-Alcoholic. You can't get drunk from this.
Ruby: Maybe I just like to drink! You ever think about that? 🤬
Yang: Rubs... If you are upset about something you can tell me all about it. I'm your big sister after all.
Ruby: I don't want to talk about it... 😢
Yang: It's about Jaune kissing Pyrrha isn't it?
Ruby: Why don't he like me? I also want to kiss him using my tongue too. 😭
Yang: Oh Ruby... Tell you what go up to him right now and I'll help you out.
Ruby: How? 😞
Yang: Look just trust your sister, okay.
Ruby: He-hey Jaune... How's it hanging. 😟
Jaune: What is it Ruby. Do you want to talk more about other stuffs?
Ruby: Uh... Uhm... Eh... I mean. I want to... 😵
Unbeknownst to the two of them. A mistletoe silently glides above them and landing perfectly above the two dorks's head. The mistletoe is being guided by Yang by using a long stick. No doubt she prepares them beforehand for some sort of prank.
Yang: Oh no, a mistletoe somehow got above Jaune and Ruby. How did that happened? Tee-hee. Anyway you know the rules and so do I.
Ruby: C-can I kiss you too Jaune?
Jaune: R-Ruby I...
Pyrrha: Go for it Jaune.
Nora: Yeah! Go for it!
Blake: (Oh Brothers they're going to do it. Finally.)
Jaune: Okay here goes...
Ruby: 😚
Jaune : There Ruby, how do you like it?
Ruby: 😶
Jaune: Ruby?
Ruby suddenly tackles Jaune to his bed. And proceeds to mount him. The suddennes took everyone by surprise.
Jaune: Ruby what's gotten into you?
Ruby: 🥵🥵🥵 Everyone! Please evacuate to a safe six miles radius. Or else will I not be responsible for what will happen next 🥵🥵🥵
Jaune: Eep!
Yang: Ah hell nah! I'm still way too hot and sexy to be an aunt.
#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#team jnpr#team rwby#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#christmas episode#christmas request
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Ruby wants Jaune to finally get himself a gun and he agreed. This resulted in few discoveries.
For Jaune has natural talent with gun. In both using them (shooting at grimm) and maintaining them (taking them apart and cleaning)
For Ruby is the fact that she actually like boys and bulky blondes with guns are her biggest weakness
Weapons of Love
Ruby: Here, take this. *Shoves something into Jaune's arms*
Jaune: What's this?
Ruby: A rifle and some ammo.
Jaune: A gun? Why are you giving it to me?
Ruby: You need a long range option Jaune.
Jaune: But I don't know anything about guns, and I'm just starting to get half decent with Crocea Mors.
Ruby: And that's why I'm going to teach you. Just like Uncle Qrow taught me.
Jaune: ...Well okay, but do I have to call you Aunt Ruby while we're training?
***A few hours later***
Ruby: Okay, now it's time to do a little maintenance. We're going to start by disassembling your weapon.
Jaune: Ready.
Ruby: Okay, first clear your rifle and pull the bolt back until in locks.
Jaune: Done.
Ruby: Okay now, pull back on the trigger guard and pull-
Jaune Done.
Ruby: ...How did you- You know what, nevermind. Let's just get to cleaning.
***One rifle cleaning later***
Ruby: Okay now that we're done you'll need to reassemble your rifle. Now don't worry if it takes a minute to do so the first-
Jaune: Done.
Ruby: What? How did you do that so fast?
Jaune: Well you told me to put it back together, so I just did.
Ruby: *Blank stare of disbelief* T-that's enough for today. You should probably go to bed now. I'll take first watch.
Jaune: Okay. *Walks off*
Ruby: ...Why do I feel... warm?
***A few days later***
Ruby: *Has a grimm in her sights, lines up her shot, about to fire*
Grimm: *Dies*
Ruby: What the-
Jaune: Woo! Got it! You see that Ruby?
Ruby: Y-yeah I did. Good job.
Jaune: ...Ruby, are you blushing?
Ruby: No! I'm just warm.
Jaune: Okay. I'll go look for some more grimm! *Walks off*
Ruby: ...There's that weird feeling again. Am I getting sick?
***Later that night***
Ruby: *Asleep*
Jaune: *Dream* Hey Ruby, you want a cookie?
Ruby: Yeah! I'd love a cookie!
Jaune: *Not wearing a shirt for some reason* Well here you go. *Holds up cookie to Ruby's mouth*
Ruby: *Takes a bite* Dewicious!
Jaune: *Chuckles* Adorable. Say Ruby, after we're done eating. Do you want to go down to the forge and make some babies?
Ruby: I'd love to!
Jaune: I knew you would, but before we go... *Leans in to kiss Ruby*
Ruby: *Jolts awake*
Ruby: *Groans* What was that? I-I need to talk to someone about this.
***The next morning***
Nora: So whatcha need help with Ruby?
Ruby: Well I've been feeling weird lately.
Ren: Are you getting sick?
Ruby: That's what I thought to at first, but I only feel weird around Jaune.
Nora: Ooooohhhh
Ren: Nora... Now Ruby, can you describe this weird feeling?
Ruby: Well it's kind of a warm feeling all over, but warmest in my stomach, and then it travels... nevermind. But I've been having weird dreams too.
Ren: About Jaune?
Ruby: Yeah! How did you know?
Ren: Just a guess, but I believe I know what the problem is.
Ruby: Really! What is it?
Nora: You're horny for Jaune!
Ruby: N-n-no I'm not!
Ren: What Nora is trying to say, is that you're infatuated with Jaune.
Ruby: Infatuwhat?
Ren: You have a crush on him.
Ruby: No that- but I- Oh no. It all makes sense now.
Nora: This is awesome! You and Jaune-Jaune are already so cute together. You're going to be just adorable as a couple.
Ruby: What do I do now?
Nora: Well don't do what Pyrrha did and just wait around until it's too late. You should do the opposite of that!
Ren: It's your decision to make, but we'll support you whatever you choose to do.
Ruby: Hmmm, don't just wait around. Do the opposite...
***A few minutes later***
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: Yeah, Ruby?
Ruby: Let's get married! And make lots of babies!
Jaune: ...What?
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FLUFFBRUARY 15 - A MISUNDERSTANDING IS RESOLVED
They were learning bones and Palamedes made a motion he did often. He reached up towards his face absentmindedly and pushed one finger towards the middle of his nose, before stopping and putting his hand down quickly. It was like he expected something to be there but it wasn’t.
Now that she was almost four months old and wasn’t such a baby, they would often answer her questions, so she decided to ask him about it.
“Why do you do that?” She made the gesture he did.
He looked surprised and he smiled patiently, like he always did when she had asked something slightly foolish. It didn’t mean that he thought she was stupid, just that he wanted to help her understand. “When I was in my body I needed glasses but Cam doesn’t need them. They would always slide down my nose and so I sometimes push them up even if they aren’t actually there, because it’s a habit.”
Nona looked at him for a second, tilting her head, “What do you mean, your body had glasses?”
He frowned. “Remember the nice old lady at the shop the other day, with the thing on her face, covering her eyes? Those are glasses. Some people's eyes have problems seeing and glasses help us be able to see.”
Nona pouted. "I'm not a baby, I know what glasses are.” She wasn’t going to admit that she hadn’t known they were for making people see better. “But how did you used to need them but not any more?”
He was confused by her question. “Well, my original body needed them, but Camilla doesn’t need them. She has always had great eyesight.”
Nona stared at him, wide eyed. “You used to have your own body?”
This was a revelation. Camilla and Palamedes had always lived in the same body, as long as she had known them. The idea that Palamedes used to exist separately was so strange!
“What was your body like?” She asked, desperately curious.
He laughed. “I was tall, taller than Cam, and nearly as skinny as you.”
“Were you taller than Pyrrha?” Pyrrha was so big and tall and strong.
“I think I was. It was likely fairly close, but based on comparing her to Cam, I would say I probably would win by a few centimeters.” He was smug about this for some reason. “I should actually ask her, because I am curious now.”
Nona thought back to what he said. “But you were skinny like me? Did you fall over when it was windy?”
“Well, we didn’t have wind back where we were from, but yes, I did fall over a lot.”
Nona was always glad to distract from the bones, especially when she could learn more about the people she loved. “What did your face look like?”
Palamedes looked thoughtful for a moment before answering. “It was bony, and my nose was a little bigger. It went out to about here.” He held his hand a little bit in front of his nose. “I had glasses, like we established, and I always struggled with pimples around the nose bridge. My hair was shorter than Camilla’s, and I could never keep it neat.” He rubbed his chin and the fine hairs on his upper lip. “I grew more hair on my face than Cam, like Pyrrha does, but it honestly wasn’t that much more. It was patchy though, and I didn’t like how it looked when I tried to grow it out, so I shaved it. But I would always forget and Cam would complain that it was irritating and scratchy.”
“Were you beautiful, like Cam?” She asked, earnestly. She was trying to imagine him, but she was having trouble.
A surprised laugh burst out of him. “I thought I was decent looking on a good day, but no, nowhere near as beautiful as Cam.”
Disappointing, but very few people were even close to as lovely to look at as Cam. “Is that why you decided to be in Cam’s body? Because it was more beautiful?”
His smile vanished. “No, it’s not what I would have chosen under normal circumstances.”
Nona frowned. “Why wouldn’t you want to be in Cam’s body? Cam’s body is wonderful.”
“It is. But being in her body means I can’t hug her or touch her and I miss that desperately.” Palamedes looked like he was about to cry.
Nona had seen him cry before but he always tried to hide it and it made Nona feel bad when he cried and made her want to cry. She threw her arms around him, hugging him. “Don’t worry Palamedes! I will give Cam hugs for you and tell her that you love her very much.”
His arms wrapped around her in a firm embrace. “Thank you Nona.”
#the locked tomb#fluffbruary 2024#palamedes sextus#nona tlt#my writing#Just a silly idea I had about Nona initially thinking that some people just were two people#and not realizing that Pal and Cam in the same body weren’t normal
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Plotbunny AU : Pt 3
Alright, you want more? Here's MOAR
Jaune and Alyx fill in Ozpin about everything they know about Salem, Cinder, their plans, and the Ever After and MAGIC.
Oh, and Qrow and Goodwitch are there too. Their reaction to Ozpin being caught flatfooted is almost as amusing as their reactions to realizing "Compulsive Liar with Trust Issues" didn't exclude them.
At some point, Jaune gets a full suit of plate-mail, and has his Aura unlocked and awakens his Semblance after an incident. He now spends every other night when he's not conditioning himself pumping more healing into Amber.
Alyx has to sit through a lot of how-to videos on stuff like the modern political structure of the kingdoms. The Great War. The Atlas Separation. Anything else she misses can be brushed off as being from the sticks like Jaune.
Jaune calls his parents at some point and rushes through "I make it into Beacon on a recommendation, sorry I took the sword and was an angsty teenager, also I adopted another sister and might have more soon, bye!"
Jaune does his best to introduce Alyx to modern conveniences and entertainment. He takes her by the hand and guides her through Vale, wearing his new armor to adjust to the weight.
He never meant for anything to happen. They had a very good plan to actually trap Cinder with a fake Amber in the Vault.
But then he's taking Alyx to see a movie at night and when he points out the scenery, there's a shop, a restaurant, Ruby fighting criminals-record scratch.
What.
Is that that Torckwick guy?!?!
Torchwick means Neo, the crazy midget!
Jaune tells Alyx to hide, and coazes Juniper out from his pocket, scanning for tri colored illusionists when a bulkhead appears and he sees h e r.....
and Jaune's vision whites out and he can't hear Alyx anymore.
But he knows the feel of Juniper rushing forward under him, adn she grows to her proper size and keeps growing.
And Jaune pushes his Aura into Juniper, his Semblance glowing, and Juniper kicks the Bullhead.
Right into the Dust Shop.
It gets very loud.
Glynda Goodwitch arrives to Jaune healing everyone's ears.
Ruby takes a moment to stammer: "Did you just kill that woman?"
Alyx, like the semi reformed hellion she is, replies with "Gods, I hope so"
(This was not the post I had planned. I had a whole fluffy Beason outline filled with Jaune being everyone's brother figure, Alyx questioning Pyrrha's intentions, and team pet shenanigans. I blame you for Cinder being kicked into a Dust Store for asking for more this late. Good Job. )
First of all, DONT call Neo a midget, what the hell dude
Second of all, all problems can be solved by big bunny. Get fucked Roman and Cinder. On one hand I hope they’re not dead because that would be a very anticlimactic way for them to go out, but on the other hand it IS very funny
And if Cinder is dead, then who did her sliver of the Maiden powers go to? Did they go back to Amber, possibly healing her? Or did they go to someone else?
Also, you could very well have Cinder survive. In canon she’s survived worse than this. Just give her some badass burn scars and throw her back into the action, more manic than ever, and now with a vendetta against our baby boy
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the unwanted guest thoughts
OBSESSED with the format as a stage play... makes so so much sense for ianthe and the third house
funeral part is so cool and sexy and i wonder if thats insight into how funerals actually are on the third
palamedes' mask being shattered and glued together like his skull....
ianthe slaying in all her fits... wait this reminds me of a dream i had a while ago in which ianthe duelled someone and did a ton of costume changes... i literally predicted it
ianthe being the lady and the master of the house... unprecedented levels of gender
significance of 7 coffins?? bc of 7 original lyctors??
the VOICE!!! my first instinct was dulcie but how?? so i thought maybe babs or someone else?? but i was right!!
still unsure of significance of "did your tingue ever toungle" maybe shows ianthe not being in complete control??
not the playing strip poker with harrow...
fascinated by ianthe and pal's differing views of the job of the cavalier... to die for vs protect the necromancer
"because you never stop to check the price tag" FUCK
is palamedes actually shocked by the third house assigning cavaliers as babies or is he pretending to get ianthe to share more?
oh ortus... blown up for being sad
would love to read about one of ianthe and corona's insane birthday parties
should have seen earlier how much the gideon nav description was shaped by babs, it makes so much sense
something about ianthe disqualifying her opponents as a form of winning... she never plays fair
the more we get of her the more i LOVE DULCIE!!!
DYING to know what happened to dulcinea after harrow's river bubble collapsed
"I loved you. I love you still. I would have worked out how to love you better over time." "It would have been very beautiful. Camilla would have had to cook. But I didn't just want beautiful..." "This again? From you and her both? That merely by loving you, I added to your torments?" FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT REALLY ALL COMES BACK TO LOVE ALWAYS...... DYING
cant stop thinking about how ntn must have been such a cruel mirror to the domestic life they dreamed of with dulcie
"You two were my best friends, and that was real. I loved real, ugly, unfinished things. Gracelessly uncompleted things. There's freedom, too, in not ever being completed." FUCK DULCIE I LOVE YOU
its a river... there are two shores... still so curious about the river
"Was I cute?" "You're perfect." AAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3
"would you have used your sister instead?" YES!!! THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!
"Or... Coronabeth herself is part of your goal. You can't spend her, because you'd invalidate the very thing you were trying to buy." WOAGHHH i am so so curious about ianthe's plan
THE FINAL QUESTION... THE FINAL REVEAL...
the implications of souls bleeding and mingling... first of all for the OG lyctors... how much of what we were seeing was alfred and cristabel and pyrrha (though its probably slightly different for them)?? how much of pyrrha is g1deon??
and this has SO MANY implications for the gideon harrow alecto nona situation... simultaneously makes things clearer and a lot more complicated, if there doesn't have to be an actual transfer of soul bits, but they just do it naturally when together
overall SO GOOD!!! so much analysis potential of course and also just gutwrenchingly, horribly beautiful, like everything she writes
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How would your favorite Jaune ship react if Adrian not only didn't like them but really liked other girl instantly?(Like Weiss, Emerald, etc)
Following on from here:
Pyrrha: I’m sure you’re wondering why I called you here…
Yang: Not really…? Until just now I didn’t even know you were involved.
Weiss: Nora just grabbed both of us and dragged us in here before we knew what was happening and locked the door!
Pyrrha: Well…I used Nora to call you both here because I need your help!
Pyrrha: Since arriving in Argus, we’ve all met Jaune’s sister and her wife, but most importantly their adorable son, who also happens to be my boyfriend’s beloved baby nephew!
Weiss: Oh, you mean Adrian! 😍
Yang: He’s a cute little guy, isn’t he? 🥰
Pyrrha: OF COURSE HE IS!! And that’s why I desperately need your help to bond with him! I’m his uncle’s girlfriend, and he likes you both better than me! 😭
Yang/Weiss:
Yang: …seriously…?
Weiss: Pyrrha, you’re the smartest, sweetest, most angelic person I’ve ever met! I’m sure Adrian will love you just like everyone else does!
Yang: Still not over your Beacon girl crush on Pyrrha, I see! 😝
Weiss: Shut up! I can’t believe I actually missed you…! 🤬
Pyrrha: Yang! Weiss! Please focus! Every time Adrian sees you both he wants you to hold him and every time I try to hold him he cries! 😥
Pyrrha: *clutching Yang’s leg* Please tell me how you did it!!! 😭
Yang: *shaking her leg* OKAY, WE’LL HELP! You’re cutting off the circulation in my foot!
Five minutes later…
Jaune: *opening the door* Pyrrha, are you in here? Have you seen Weiss and Yang?
Pyrrha: *cradling Weiss like in her arms like a baby*
Yang: *coaching* I think I see the problem. Your arms are too firm for Adrian to get comfortable and you’re squeezing a bit too hard. Focus on supporting from underneath a bit more while I find a softer top for you to wear!
Pyrrha: *effortlessly lifting Weiss* I’ll buy a new cashmere sweater if necessary! Anything to make my future nephew comfortable! 😠
Weiss: *blushing in embarrassment* How did I end up acting as a practice baby for one of my friends? What has my life become? 🫣
Jaune: I am deeply confused…
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#Weiss Schnee#yang xiao long#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#Adrain cotta arc#sturgeon asks#thanks cheeseater2
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I have a theory about the arm! I think John used the arm to ‘regrow’ the whole of G—. I think that G— being at the epicenter of a nuclear explosion would mean that the majority of (if not all of) his matter was vaporised, and therefore there would be nothing for John to resurrect. If he had the arm beforehand, he had a G— ‘blueprint’ with which to reform him completely. What do you think?
It makes total sense to me! I'm curious how much of the John chapters in NtN align chronologically to the main narrative - basically just wondering if when he said he still has it, does that mean he still had it during the events of GtN/HtN/NtN? Or is that only true in the dream/bubble/whatever? If it's true in the "real world" timeline, I'm just imagining John propagating G— like one of those spider plants. Ya know, just stick the arm/clipping in some dirt, wait for a plant/person to grow, take another clipping/arm. Which like, not that I think that's what happened necessarily, BUT if we want to put on our recreational thought experiment tinfoil hats for a second, that would actually be kind of a slick parallel to John crafting Alecto, in part, out of dirt as well.
Just letting some thoughts spiral out here, and I'm too lazy to check any of this against the text so apologies if I'm misremembering anything in this stream-of-consciousness infodump:
Lyctors supposedly can't regrow limbs, but we do see Harrow's thumbs regrow, and Harrow's able to regrow a limb to some extent for Ianthe. We know Harrow's GOOD and she's worked out that Lyctoral healing relies on the nerves and she's then able to replicate that for the bone arm, but I have wondered about the logistics of that. Like can Lyctors just not regrow their OWN limbs? In which case, that doesn't seem like that big of a barrier (provided you're on good terms with one of the others), and the way Harrow phrases "I didn't bother about the meat" seems to imply she COULD have attempted it but didn't. It definitely could have something to do with Harrow and Gideon's connections to Alecto and John respectively, meaning a typical Lyctor couldn't do that but Harrow can. Would have loved to have seen everyone else's initial reactions to the bone arm. I've seen a few people musing about whether or not Ianthe could have fleshed it over herself but I don't really have any further thoughts on that. We also don't know where Ianthe's temporarily transplanted flesh arm came from.
The other incident that comes to mind is the reference they make to Cassy "taking half her finger off" while cooking and not telling anyone until after they'd eaten. Which like, idk, I feel like you might notice if someone was missing part of their finger at dinner, but maybe not, or maybe "took half her finger off" was an exaggeration. Orrrrr maybe she did and it regrew. Anyway, I'm just thinking that IF it's possible for John to regrow/reform/whatever someone from part of their body, it would make sense that he wouldn't want any of the other Lyctors to know about it. And he certainly wouldn't want anyone else attempting it, much less succeeding at it. I think we only ever hear that Lyctors can't regrow limbs from John (via Ianthe), but I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't true, or not the whole truth. If Mercy and Augustine had started figuring that out (or knew to begin with), even bringing up that story about Cassy might have been a way to subtly needle at John (sort of similar to the way Cristabel and Alfred get brought up during dios apate minor, actually).
I also think the way John refers to the arm as "material" is an interesting parallel to Augustine's quip about needing John's genetic "material", especially after the way that both John and the narrative position the Lyctors and the resurrected bodies as he and Alecto's "children". I've seen some discussion about whether Lyctors could be sterile, which, if true, adds another interesting layer. Specifically, we see that Pyrrha thought Wake's baby was hers/G1deon's and that she wanted that baby, and it does tug at the heartstrings to think that perhaps there is some of G1deon's "material" remaining that could conceivably (pardon the pun) be used for some form of reproduction whether literal or more abstractly. I don't think it was an accident to specify that Gideon arrived in the kind of container one would use to "carry a transplant limb" and then be named after the figure that John takes a limb from; that description could have just as easily been "the kind you'd carry a transplant organ in", but it wasn't. Maybe it's plot relevant, maybe it's just another way to symbolically link the two within the narrative.
So anyway, that ended up spiraling pretty far out from what you originally asked but the tl;dr is yeah that sounds super reasonable!
#also just standard disclaimer that as with most of my tlt musings i'm just saying words recreationally here#idk how much credit i give to ANY of this. i'm just playing around with the legos tamsyn gave us to see what i can build#nona the ninth spoilers#EJG#g1deon#tlt#tlt meta#my tlt thoughts#ask#anonymous
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ruby learns the true power of love! well actually she learns that she can get Yang to stop being annoying every time she talks about being in love with jaune and what they'll do together.
she wasn't actually dating jaune when she started but now Pyrrha says she has to come with them on their dates or it will be false advertising.
a small price to pay to get back at yang.
tldr: ruby wants to annoy yang to get back at her for annoying her and pyrrha can be pretty greedy when opportunities arise
Yang: Oh yeah~! I win!
Ruby: Ugh...
Yang Xiao Long then proceeded to pelvic thrust into her younger sister's face. Why such means of celebration were required for winning a racing game between only two drivers was an answer only Yang Xiao Long was permitted to know. However, Ruby then got an idea as her sister's shorts got too close to her face.
Ruby: You know, Yang, your shorts look a lot like Pyrrha.
Yang: Huh?
Ruby: Yup! But she only wears THOSE shorts when we go to the beach. Did you know that she can do a backstroke backwards? It's so... hot~.
Yang: Ugh!
Yang recoiled at her baby sister's words. Was this what it was like when Dad listened to her talk about all the guys and chicks she kissed? ...Okay, guys. ...Okay, chicks. ...ALRIGHT, FINE! It was one guy and Dad only found out because stupid Woodie Chuck told everyone about it! Regardless, Yang was Ruby's parental figure for a time, which meant that listening about how Ruby was getting all hot and bothered by her girlfriend in a bikini.
Ruby: In fact, Jaune got so excited, he had to drop his ice cream into his lap! Ha! He missed, though, and then his abs got all sticky and sweet~.
Yang: I'M OUT!
Ruby: Wait! You didn't get to hear about how I licked it off of him!
But Yang was already out of the room, hands over her ears. As she did, though, she bumped into the last two people she wanted to see. Falling on her butt, she looked up to see Jaune and Pyrrha looking down at her with concern on their faces.
Jaune: Are you okay, Yang?
Pyrrha: Is something wrong? We were just on our way to hang out with Ruby to watch-
Yang: DON'T GIVE MY SISTER LEWD IDEAS!
Once again, she raced down the hall. Jaune and Pyrrha looked at each other with confusion. Jaune looked down to the Video Cartridge in his hand, the title "Hoppy New Age, Pumpkin Pete!" staring back at him. The titular character had a lampshade on his head while his best friend, Pumpkin Patty, tried to pull him down from the table while wearing a thin-strapped black dress.
Jaune: ...Maybe we should have gotten "Hoppy Non-Descript Winter Holiday," instead?
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Tea with Jaune's family... Saphron
It took Nora another three days to get the burning need with in her under control... and it had exhausted her to the point of collapse, which earned her a trip to the infirmary. Now confined to bed, and being waited on by Jaune, Nora had time to reflect on those two encounters.
She really did like Jaune, she just wasn't sure if it was a "forever-forever" type of like-like. Though, after getting dosed twice with aphrodisiacs, she was looking at things slightly differently. Jaune was a catch, and just being around him, she knew he would probably make a good father... and of course if they did have kids they would be ultra...
Nora: WHAT am I thinking?!? (Shakes her head) WHY am I thinking like that?!?
It was then Jaune entered the room with a tray of food for her.
Jaune: Hey. How are you feeling?
Nora: Hey. Still tired. What did you bring me?
Jaune: Nothing much, just a couple turkey sandwiches, and some fruit punch. I'll just put them on your night table.
Nora: Thank you.
Jaune: Are you going to be okay for a little bit? I can call off my session with Pyrrha if...
Nora: I'll be fine. You get your training in, and I'll get some rest.
Jaune: (Moves up to her and gently kisses her forehead) Remind me to take you somewhere nice once you feel better.
Nora: Count on it.
Shortly after Jaune left, Nora, snuggled down into her blankets and drifted off to sleep.
????: Oh, these are delicious! No wonder Jaune is bulking up so well. All that training and good food! What do you think, Adrian?
Adrian: (Incoherent baby noises)
Nora: Wait? What?
????: I'm sorry, I hope we didn't wake you.
Nora opens her eyes and instantly sits ramrod straight. She was back in that room again. Looking to her left she sees him, Bob the Beowulf and his silver serving tray. Slowly, she moves her head to find an adorable toddler seated on the lap of a young blond woman, who was definitely related to Jaune.
Saphron: Hi, Nora. It's a pleasure to finally met you. I'm Jaune's sister Saphron Cotta-Arc, and this little bundle of joy is Jaune's nephew Adrian. Say hi Adrian.
Adrian: (Baby noises)
Nora: H... hi.
Saphron: So, I KNOW you've met granny and mom, and I would like to take this moment to apologize for their behaviour. They did the same to my wife just after we started dating.
Nora: Seriously?
Saphron: Yes. How do I put it... they both take the continuation of the Arc line very seriously.
Nora: They're baby crazy.
Saphron: That too.
Nora: Are you?
Saphron: No, no, I'm just here to say hi, introduce you to this little guy.
Nora: So no (eyes the tea cups on Bob's tray) funny business with the tea.
Saphron: Heavens no.
Nora: That's a relief. (Nora starts to eye Adrian, an urge to hold him building with in her.)
Saphron: Would you like to hold him?
Nora: I...
Saphron: It's okay. He hasn't been fusing, so he should be fine. So, would you?
Nora: I... please?
Saphron rose from her seat and brought Adrian to Nora. While supporting Adrian on her hip, she used her free hand to guide Nora into a better position, before gently setting the youngest of the Arc clan in Nora's arms.
Adrian: (Content Baby Noises)
Saphron: You're a natural.
Nora: Huh?
Saphron: (Leans in and whispers into Nora's ear) You're a natural with babies. You'll make a great mom... so strong and full of love...
Nora: I...
Saphron: (Still whispering in Nora's ear, while gently touching her shoulders from behind) Doesn't he just make your heart want to burst?
Nora: I...
Saphron: (Whispering) Stop fighting it... Nora. I can see it in your eyes.
Nora: See?
Saphron: (Whispering) You want one, I would guess you want more than one child, don't you?
Nora: I... what?
Saphron: We have a VERY large family... you could be part of it... you could help it grow...
Nora: ...
Saphron: Come to momma, my big boy.
Saphron moved from behind Nora and effortlessly scooped Adrian back up. She turned to face the stunned Nora, a mischievous smile on her face.
Saphron: It has been a pleasure to met you, Nora, and I do hope you come to visit during the holidays. But it is this little guy's nap time, so I must be off.
Nora:...
Saphron: (Stops just before exiting through one of the many doors.) Oh, and be a dear, and finish your tea. It would be a shame for it to go to waste.
Nora robotically nodded and took the cup offered by Bob and drowned it in a single gulp. A few minutes after Saphron and Adrian left, he eyes grew heavy and she nodded off. He woke with a start a moment later, finding herself once again in JNPR's dorm, with all her teammates fast asleep. She glanced at her nightstand, seeing only the plastic food tray Jaune had brought her earlier, though one of the sandwiches was gone...
Nora: (Whispering) What the...
Slowly, she reached up to rub her face, and was assaulted with the scent of fresh baby powder. Her eyes grew wide, as Saphron's words filtered back to the fore of her mind, and a familiar churning sensation began to build with in her again. She turned to look at her sleeping boy-friend, and the heat grew. Biting her lip, she took several deep breaths to regain control of herself.
Nora: (Breathing heavily through her nose as she whispers) Once I get over this newest batch... you and I need to talk, Jaune.
As she tried to settle back down and get back to sleep, Saphron's words again started to circle about in her head, and with a final look at Jaune before she forced herself to roll over and away from him...
Nora: (Whispering) We would have adorable... no, no, no. Stop it Nora. Just stop.
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#Nora in : Tea with Jaune's family#rwby#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#nora's arc#salem#saphron cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#jaune is salem's descendant#jaune is a descendant of salem theory#Jaune is a descendant of Salem#jaune's mom is just as baby crazy as grandma salem#is saph baby crazy too?
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