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brokentrafficknight · 2 days

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Pyrrha said her invitation to the party was 'lost in the mail' and so Weiss is spending her day hounding the post office for it.

Never mind that Pyrrha lives across the hall and could have just handed it to her.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #neptune vasilias #iceberg

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acandlesflame · 2 days

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some requests from my friends ^_^

#rwby #rwby fanart #roman torchwick #mercury black #weiss schnee #neptune vasilias #penny polendina #yang xiao long

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rwac96 · 24 hours

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Does Pyrrha send pictures of herself and Jaune having fun in the after party to her rivals? Like a stamp that she is best girl.

(previous post)

Weiss: *exhales* "She did..."

Bleiss: *far away* "THAT BITCH!!"

*Bleiss knocks over random objects, then throws a plate against the wall*

Weiss: "It's been Hell here."

Noel: *blue-eyed* "Strangulation...Cremation...Disembowelment..."

Neptune: "WEISS! She's doing that thing again!"

Shallot: "SLAP! HER!"

Neptune: "I'm not slapping a doe-eyed, cute angel like Noel!"

Tifa: "...I'm seriously failing what Weiss sees in you."

Neptune: "Can ya not--!?" *gets pushed by Noel, letting out a 'manly' scream*

Horologium: *has Lucy inside his compartment* " 'I'm not coming out until you guys calm Noel down,' she screams in distress."

Noel: "Immolation...Evisceration...Flaying..." *gets slapped by Shallot*

Korra: *holding Ryuko back* "How about helping us out here?!"

Jessica: *holding Satsuki back using her ring, with Shantae, who's in elephant form again* "Seriously?! You two get right back to fighting each other?!"

Shantae: *groaning, using her porcine nostril* "C'mon, knock it off!"

Ryuko: *struggling* "TAKE THAT BACK! I AIN'T IMMATURE!!"

Satsuki: *struggling* "THEN RETRACT YOUR 'BUSHY-BROWS' REMARK!"

Weiss: "...I need an aspirin."

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maxiemumdamage · 13 days

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Qrow: "I am already a single father to like ten kids, NO WAY am I adopting you two!"

#rwby #rwby spoilers #qrow branwen #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #rwby beyond #rwby9 #rwby10 #max.txt

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sirazaroff · 26 days

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We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

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arc-misadventures · 2 months

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The Popsicle Comparisons

Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.

Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!

Nora: Thicker too.

Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.

Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.

Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.

May: I wanna do that…

Velvet: I love his carrot~!

Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.

Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!

Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!

Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.

Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.

Melanie: We have to do that again~!

Neo: 🥰🍆💦

Winter: The limp I got was divine~!

Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!

Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.

Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.

Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!

Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!

Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!

Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.

Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!

Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!

Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.

Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!

Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!

Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!

RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!

Saphron: …

Saphron: Dibs. I go next.

RWBY Girls: Eh?!

~~~

RSNM: …

Mercury: D-Did you really…?

Jaune: Yeah…

Ren: A-All of them…?

Jaune: Yep…

Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!

Jaune: Shocking, I know…

Neptune: How did that all happen?!

Jaune: Word of mouth.

Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?

Jaune: Yes.

Mercury: How can you manage that?!

Jaune: Semblance.

Ren: So… The whole team?

Jaune: Which ones?

Mercury: The bad girls?

Jaune: A few here, and there.

Ren: The teacher?

Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Sun: The moms?

Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?

Neptune: The faunas chicks?

Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…

Mercury: The green ring girl?

Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.

Sun: The, Relic?

Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.

Ren: Your sister-in-law?!

Jaune: Was my first.

Mercury: Your sister?!

Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…

RSNM: …

RSNM:

YOU ARE A GOD!!!

Jaune: …

Jaune: No comment.

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jedidragonwarriorqueen · 4 months

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Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??

#rwby #ruby rose #qrow branwen #neptune vasilias #winter schnee #james ironwood #roman torchwick #professor ozpin #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #blake belladonna #adam taurus #jaune arc #penny polendina #rwby spoilers #rwby v3 #rwby volume 3

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juanarc-thethird · 1 month

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Preparing for the mission

Girls:

Ruby: Do we have enough supplies?

Weiss: Food wise, yes. But we don't have enough ammunition.

Ruby: I see... Yang, Blake, can you go get some ammo?

Yang: Leave it to us!

Blake: *Nods*

Boys:

Jaune: So what do we have?

Sun: We have 4 slim jims, 3 Fire Dust grenades, and a band-aid.

Silence...

Jaune: I think we need more than this.

Neptune: *Annoyed* You think?!

Jaune: Ren, do we have money to buy more supplies?

Ren: No, you guys spent it on wings.

Jaune: Oooooh, that's right… but they were good wings.

Sun: Oh yeah, they were awesome.

#jaune arc #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #lie ren #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby shitpost

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neonleon22 · 6 months

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RWBY Blob Dump

I am having a lot of fun drawing like this!!

they all look so cute

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

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blueinkjpeg · 7 months

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POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)

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brokentrafficknight · 1 month

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#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #neptune vasilias #qrow branwen #genderbend rwby #lancaster #rwby iceberg #the opposite of whiteknight

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set-wingedwarrior · 12 days

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YEET!

#rwby #rwby beyond #qrow branwen #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #qrow litterally said yeet #also this is actually a perfect reaction pic/meme template #I'll remember that

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rwac96 · 1 day

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The Uninvited (RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

(Loosely inspired by @brokentrafficknight's Pyrrha birthday posts)

Noel: "Weiss? Have you seen Jaune around--?"

*Noel Vermillion blinks, taking notice of Weiss being without her team...only accompanied by Neptune Vasilias*

Noel: *blinks* "Where's your team?"

Weiss: *irritated* "Apparently, they ditched me to head to Pyrrha's birthday party at SchneeWorld!"

Neptune: "Weiss, I'm sure it was a mix-up."

Weiss: "In reality: Yang, Blake, or Sun 'forgot' my invitation!"

Neptune: "Oh, c'mon! I'm sure neither of 'em would do that to ya."

Noel: *blinks, pondering* "Hold on...Makoto, Tsubaki, Tao, and even Ragna left for SchneeWorld..."

Weiss: *looks at Noel* "Wait, you don't mean--?!"

Shallot: *barging in* "WEISS! We have a problem! My teachers and their families got kidnapped!"

Tifa: *annoyed, walking in after him* "Uh, yeah...not that conclusion, 'genius'. I thought Shinra did the same thing when my friends weren't around...until I remembered what day it was."

Bleiss: *stomps in* "THAT CEREAL CUNT PURPOSEFULLY 'FORGOT' MY INVITE!"

Shallot: "Wait? Invite?" *thinks* "I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE TO SNOWLAND?!"

Weiss: "SchneeWorld, you dunce! And I highly doubt she would invite you or my trollop of a twin to her party!"

Bleiss: "Yet you're here with us, bitch."

Neptune: *looks around* "Wait...I didn't get an invite either!"

Tifa: *annoyed* "I'm sensing a pattern here."

????: "HELP!!"

*Shantae, in elephant form, comes crashing through the wall, shifting back to her humanoid form*

Shantae: *groaning* "Somebody please stop 'em...."

*Ryuko & Satsuki come barging through the fresh hole, fighting one another*

Ryuko: "WHERE'S MAKO?! WHAT DID YA DO WITH HER?!"

Satsuki: "I DIDN'T KIDNAP THAT IMBECILE!!"

Tifa: *grabbing both girls* "Ladies, ladies!" *bonks their heads together* "Enough!"

Ryuko: *rubs her head* "Ow! The fuck, Bar Boobs?!"

Satsuki: *rubs her temple* "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't disembowel you for that?!"

Shantae: *slowly getting up, deadpan* "....Mako went to Pyrrha's party and neither of you was invited."

Ryuko: "THE FUCK?! THAT BITCH!"

Satsuki: *scoffs, sheathing Bakuzan* "Which one? The imbecile or the spartan?"

Ryuko: "PYRRHA! Who do you think?!"

Neptune: "Okay...makes sense why you guys weren't invited...but why me?! I'm a handsome face that any babe would invite parties to. Why would a sexy gladiator lady not let me come?"

Weiss: *clears her throat* "AHEM!"

Neptune: "What?"

Bleiss: *shakes her head* "Such boyfriend material, Frost Tits."

Weiss: "Oh, be quiet!"

Jessica: *knocking on the window from outside* "Guys? Did we miss the party?"

Korra: *outside* "Don't tell me your invites got 'misplaced' too?"

Lucy: *outside* "Hold on...YOU MEAN WE GOT LEFT BEHIND ON PURPOSE?!" *wails*

Shallot: "So...this wasn't an accident?"

Bleiss: "NO SHIT, CAVE ALEIN!"

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superiorsturgeon · 3 months

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Problems in the Pool

Jaune: *swimming laps*

Neptune: *standing on the edge of the pool* Dude! When we met I watched you almost drown! How’d you get so good at swimming?

Jaune: Well, I got a lot of practice!

Some time ago…

Jaune: *doing his best to swim across the Beacon pool*

Jaune: Man…how do they make this look so easy…? 😣

Pyrrha: *walks along the pool edge in her swimsuit* Hello, Jaune!

Jaune: *pauses swimming and looks up at Pyrrha in her two-piece outfit* Huh? Oh, hey Pyr…woah…

Pyrrha: Hm? Did you say something, Jaune?

Jaune: *feeling a disturbance in his swim trunks* Uh-oh…! 😨

Pyrrha: Are you ready to get out?

Jaune: *internal* DON’T LET HER SEE THE MASSIVE TENT YOU’RE PITCHING IN YOUR SHORTS!!

Jaune: Uh…I want to get a few more laps in before I get out!

Pyrrha: Oh, okay! *lounging on a pool chair where she can watch*

Jaune: *looks down at his submerged crotch* Okay, libido, here’s the deal…

Jaune: I’m going to swim until it won’t embarrass me to get out of this pool in front of my gorgeous partner. Either you chill or we both drown!

Jaune’s Lust for Pyrrha: Hope you brought some swim goggles and a lap counter, bitch!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #neptune vasilias #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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infoglitch · 27 days

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Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby sun wukong #neptune vasilias #rwby whiteknight #rwby knightshade #rwby winter knight #rwby willow knight #rwby shitpost #Jaune is a WHORE.

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