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Pyrrha: Why did Ruby send you a picture of Crescent Rose disassembled?
Jaune: That's her version of a nude.
Pyrrha: Oh, well I-
Jaune: And it's private so stop looking at it.
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Weiss: Penny is so innocent.
Ruby: Pfft.
Jaune: You wouldn't say that if you saw her search history.
Ruby: Lotta "hot hand holding" searches.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#arculus rose#arculus rift#nuts and dolts#penny polendina
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Fem!Sun and Fem!Neptune after the Arc?
I don't think I know what this trio is called.
#rwby#jaune arc#neptune vasilias#sun wukong#genderbend neptune#genderbend sun#sea monkeys#pool noodles#noahs arc#day and knight
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pennys search history is leaked, what do we learn about her
Remember to always clear your search history.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#penny polendina#lancaster#nuts and dolts#nuts n dolts#arculus rift#arculus rose
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Ruby: Jaune sends "I love you" texts all the time.
Ruby: Especially if he's drunk.
Ruby: They're like encrypted messages of him confessing all over again that I have to decipher.
Ruby: It's the cutest shit I've ever seen.
Jaune: Ruby never sends "I love you" texts.
Jaune: Just pictures of Crescent Rose.
Jaune: Which is pretty much the same thing.
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Jaune: It's nice to finally be back in Remnant, right, Ruby?
Ruby: ...I WANT YOU.
Jaune: ...What?
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Yang: YOU CAN'T MARRY JAUNE!
Ruby: I have to! I can't wait any longer to do it with him!
Yang: NO SEX!
Ruby: No! Hand holding. Premarital hand holding is the worst thing you can do!
Yang: ...What?
Ruby: And I can't resist those big strong hands of him any longer! *horny shiver* I bet he could hold my hands so hard~.
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So high~
Pokemon Au: Milo makes me think of that one crying chopper meme.
"Everyone!" Jaune cried from atop the roof of Beacon, creating a nervous look on the headmaster's face, "THE LEGENDARIES ARE REEEEEEEAL!" Jaune continued to stand in defiance of the roaring students who shouted and attempted to declaim his proclamation.
Meanwhile, Akouo performed Night Slash on a Beringel that was bellowing at the Mistrali champion. Pyrrha placed her diadem on a crying Nora while Milo also sobbed at her side.
In the distance, General Ironwood stood at the ready with the Ace Operatives, ready to end the war. Far and away from the din of battle sat Roman Torchwick, on a crate of weapons, fingers laced as Cinder Fall threatened his life with her newly gained dark powers.
Back at Beacon, Ruby and Yang clasp hands, grinning ear to ear at their promise to each other they just made. Meanwhile, out back, Blake was tied down by the numerous Pokémon of the forest.
#rwby#rwby Pokémon au#Pokémon#rwby au#ruby rose#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#james ironwood#roman torchwick#cinder fall#one piece
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[Comission to Carnageknight] Sleep
Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose from RWBY
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Ruby: Jaune unironically called me a good girl and... I think you guys were right. Sploosh.
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Videogame Night
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Ruby: *rambling about weapons*
Jaune: *smiling*
Ruby: *realizes* I'm talking too much, sorry, I'll shut up
Jaune: *dead serious* DO NOT.
Ruby: *smiling while talking again*
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For jaune ruby concention cookie gun
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...Hah. Go ahead.
Jaune: Would you buy it?
Ruby: ...No. No, I would not buy a cookie gun. There's no point in wasting good cookies.
Jaune: Well, what if they're stale?
Ruby: What did I just say?
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Wolf Ruby: Nothing is going right.
Jaune: Maybe this will help. *starts giving Ruby head pats*
Ruby: Not even that helps anymore.
Jaune: *Stops*
Ruby: I didnt say to stop.
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Adrian: Uncle Jaune~!
Jaune: Adrian? You came to the festival, too?
Adrian: Uh-huh! And I got meat sticks and played a shooting game and I even talked to the fortune teller guy!
Jaune: Fortune teller guy? Wait, you mean Professor Ozpin?
Adrian: Uh-huh! And he said he knew you! He said you were, uh... You're a man... A manly... something...
Jaune: Heh. He's just a weird guy. Don't worry about what he said-
Adrian: MAN-WHORE!
RWBYJNPR: !
Adrian: He said you were one big man-whore, Uncle Jaune!
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Jaune 'Brawn' Arc: Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
Ruby: It's a shame Pyrrha doesn't talk to me anymore though.
Ruby: R-Really?! You want to hang out with me?! Usually people only go after my sister!
Ruby: Oh~? You wanna do whatever I wanna do~? Hm~...
Ruby: In that case, you wanna get... SWEATY with me~?
Ruby: Alright, then~. Follow me~.
Ruby: (Deadlift squats many plates) LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY! FUCK YEAH~! WHOOO! LET'S! FUCKING! GOOOOOOOO~!
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Buns: Toasted
Cheese: Melted
Meat: Lots of it, a little flaky
Veggies: None to be seen
I'll give it a solid 9/10. Good burg.
Just made a burger rate it one through ten. Ask me a question if you want to know what's on it.
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