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Wolf Ruby: *Curls up on Jaune's lap*
Jaune: *starts scratching behind her ear*
Ruby: *contented sigh*
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Cat Weiss: *Curls up on Jaune's lap*
Jaune: *About to pet her*
Weiss: I warn you, if you do not pet me at the exact speed, strength, and place that I want, I will scratch you.
Jaune: ...
#rwby#rwby shitpost#war of the roses#lancaster#white knight#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#wolf!faunus ruby#cat!faunus weiss
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Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-
Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?
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Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!
Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!
Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?
Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!
Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!
Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!
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How about some Gilded Rose, with Pyrrha and Jaune unable to get up from their seats due to not wanting to disturb their sleeping Wolf Faunus Girlfriend laying down across both their laps?
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#lancaster#arkos#milk and cereal#gilded rose#wolf!faunus ruby
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RWBY vs Faunus RWBY
Ruby: *Twirling Cresent Rose* Are those real?
Wolf!Faunus Ruby: *Wagging Tail* Yep! I make sure to groom them to perfect softness every other day!
Ruby: Ooh! can I feel them ... Me?
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Ruby: *Floofing ear fur* I feel bad for you! You can't understand the wonders of Jaune's headpats the same way I can.
Ruby: *Chambers round* What? Are you dating or something?
Ruby: Are you Not?!? You're missing- Actually, if I win I can get two Jaunes~
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Yang: *Mashes fists together* Wow, You really are bottom Heavy, Huh?
Alligator!faunus Yang: *Scratches Tail* What's That supposed to mean?
Yang: Nothing. I think I see what Neon was saying though.
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Yang: *Loads Shells into Ember Celica* Think you can Roll with a 'Gator?
Yang: *finger guns* I dunno, But I can certainly Rock with one!
Yang: *finger guns* Ey!
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Weiss: *Loading Dust* ... How did Father ever let you show yourself?
Squirrel!faunus Weiss: *Sharpening Myrtenaster* Publicity; How could he not care for faunus when they were his own Flesh and Blood?
Weiss: Well that certainly sounds like the Jacques I know.
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Weiss: *Brushing tail* Jaune's Nuts are Very good! Have you had them?
Weiss: *Cycles Dust* WHAT?
Weiss: His roast nuts? Have you not had them?
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Blake: *Swings in* You can just tell them. They won't like it, but they will understand
Human!Blake: *Holding bow tight* I'm in too deep! Way too deep! I can't back off now!
Blake: Okay Dear ...
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Blake: *Checking Gambol Shroud's chamber* I ... Could claim I had my ears cropped because of injury?
Blake: *Sips tea, Sets it on ground* That's not the worst Idea I've heard.
Blake: Okay, good, I'm not insane ...
#rwby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#mk intros#wolf!faunus ruby#squirrel!faunus weiss#alligator!faunus yang#human blake#lancaster
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Wolf Ruby: Jaune, can I ask you something.
Jaune: Yeah?
Ruby: *Puppy dog eyes* Am I cute and breedable?
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Jaune: (Dog Faunus) My god, you are cringe.
Ruby: (Wolf Faunus) I might be cringe.
Jaune: ...Is there more to that statement?
Ruby: Mm... No. No, not really.
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Nora: Why is Ruby in the corner?
Jaune: Because she doesn't know how to share!
Nora: What happened?
Jaune: She gets jealous when I give others headpats, so she decided to... leave her scent on my hand while I was asleep.
Nora: How did she... oh.
Jaune: Yeah. And poor Blake was the first to get ear scritches this morning.
Ruby: I'm not apologizing.
Blake: *under the bed, pawing at her ears* HISS!
@notmaplemable @howlingday
Try again~
Subtlety and implication are much more fun lovebun
#wolf!faunus ruby#faunus!ruby#ruby rose#jaune arc#nora valkryie#blake belladonna#rwby#rwby smut#Lancaster#knightshade#jaune x ruby#jaune x blake#rwby lancaster#rwby knightshade
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The Big Wolf Faunus in the Room
Papa Arc: *Minding his own business*
Jaune: Uhmm, dad. Can we speak to you for a moment?
Wolf Faunus Ruby: *Howl* ugh, hrmph, *cough*, *cough. I mean Papa Arc why do you disapprove of me Mat.... I mean Dating your son?
Papa Arc's PoV:
Papa Arc: Is this a trick question?
Look Ruby was it?
I know you're probably a nice girl and maybe a good choice for our son. But we are shopping for someone more... "Fitting" If you catch my meaning.
Ruby: You mean someone more human is that it?
Papa Arc: More like someone we don't have to feel ashamed of going out to the public with.
Ruby:
Oh... Sorry I wasn't listening. I suddenly saw my tail and I instinctively decided to grab it... So what were you saying again?
Papa Arc: Right... So Jaune as you can plainly see, Ruby is not a good fit for you. (Poor thing probably be snapped in half by Jaune's length if they decided to date.)
But not all is lost. Maybe Ruby's sister Yang is still interested in you?
Jaune: Uh, Yang. I mean she didn't say no the last time we met. So yeah, I guess she's still interested...
Ruby: No!!! Jaune is my Mate! He's mine and I already claimed him!
Jaune: Oh Ruby... As you can see dad. Can you please just gives Ruby a chance. I promised I will do everything I can to help her.
Papa Arc: I don't know Jaune... Taking care of a Faunus is a big responsibility. Are you sure you can handle it?
Jaune: I promise. I will feed her, bathe her and take her out for a walk.
Ruby: Walkie!!! 🐶
Papa Arc: I'm so gonna regret this but all right. You have my permission.
Jaune: Yay! C'mon Ruby let's go for a walk.
*puts a leash on Ruby*
Ruby: Yeah walkie!...... Hey wait a minute!!!!!!
I dare you to find something wrong with it.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#papa arc#papa arc knows best#wolf faunus ruby
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Vacuum
Nora: "Hey Jaune-Jaune?"
Jaune's dog ears perk up, and he looks up from the sword fencing book he was studying to look at Nora.
Dog Faunus Jaune: "What's up Nora?"
Nora: "So, I know you tend to get scared during major thunderstorms, but do you get upset when someone uses a vacuum? and I'm only asking out of genuine concern, I swear!"
Jaune snickers at Nora's nervous look, before giving her a reassuring smile.
F! Jaune: "I knew what you meant Nora, and I'm not offended."
At this, Jaune tilts his head to the left as he thinks her question over.
F!: Jaune: "Mmmh the vacuum huh? I don't have to much of an issue with it to be honest. Most Canine Faunus don't really either, at best we get annoyed at the constant humming but other than that we tune it out."
Nora: "Great! Because I'm getting ready to run one real quick since it's been a couple weeks and I just wanted to make sure you're okay with it!"
Jaune waved her off with a go ahead as he went back to his book. Nora quickly set the Vacuum up and as she stepped on the pedal it roared to life. It was at this moment that the door to their dorm room was blown off it's hinges as one Ruby Rose bursts in holding Crescent Rose in her hands with a death grip. He wolf ears were twitching, her silver eyes filled with fear and panic as she started shouting.
Wolf Faunus Ruby: "WHO HAS ACTIVATED THE DEVILS INSTRUMENT?! THE HUMMING! THE MADDENING HUMMING! THEY FILL THE AIR WITH THEIR INUMANE SHRIEKING! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"
At her mad ramblings, Ruby began to wildly fire into the room as she tried to snuff out vacuum from the safety of the doorway. She nearly caught Nora with a stray round before Jaune had dive tackled her to the floor and they both crawled behind the kitchen counter. Nora peaked out over the counter in terror, before looking at Jaune with questioning look. Jaune met her look with an indifferent look and a shrug.
F! Jaune: ""I did says that 'most' Canine get annoyed at 'best."
F! Ruby: "DIE MONSTER, FOR YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
#jaune arc#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#team jnpr#wolf faunus ruby#dog faunus jaune#rwby#humor#rwby shitpost#shitpost#vacuum
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Meikah10 developed this Faunus WhiteRose AU!
Isn’t it lovely!
https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/un36uy/faunus_whiterose_animate_and_v2_comic_by_meikah/
#rwby au#whiterose#weiss x ruby#ruby rose#rwby ruby#rwby#rwby fanart#faunus#weiss schnee#Meikah#rwby whiterose#wolf faunus ruby#rwby faunus
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Jaune: Sorry, but we're going to have to cut our training early tonight.
Pyrrha: Why?
Jaune: If I don't tell Ruby she's a good girl at least once a day she gets depressed.
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: I'll see you at the dorm. *Walks off*
Pyrrha: ...You never call me a good girl.
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Jaune: I have the desire to put a collar on someone. Lol.
Wolf!faunus Ruby: *Wagging tail* Me?
Dog!faunus Penny: I would enjoy that!
Weiss: MEMEMEME-
Jaune+Ruby+Penny: ...
Weiss: I mean, I may be able to assist?
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#ruby rose#penny polendina#weiss schnee#whiteknight#white knight#rwby whiteknight#lancaster#arulus rift#wolf!faunus ruby#dog!faunus penny
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Can we please get horny wolf! Summer for Tai?
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#summer rose#taiyang xiao long#raven branwen#qrow branwen#rwby strq#summer x taiyang#summer lovin'#yellow rose#lancaster#wolf!faunus summer#wolf!faunus ruby
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Jaune: Okay Guys, Ready to head out?
Ruby: Head out where?
Jaune: To that new Vegetarian place.
Blake: Oh, We can't go.
Jaune: What? Get kicked out of it Already?
Ruby: No, It doesn't match our Dietary needs.
Jaune: What?
Blake: We need meat to survive Jaune.
Jaune: ... You could just say you don't want to go. You don't Need to lie to me. *He Leaves*
Ruby: Jauen We aren't- Jaune, Wait!
Fun Fact! Canines and Felines are Obligate carnivores. This means they cannot get proper nutrition from plant based products. They need real, Actual MEAT to survive, even if that meat is processed, it must be MEAT. Feeding either animal a vegetarian or vegan diet means they will starve without going hungry, which is arguably crueler as they get weaker for no reason.
Feed your Dogs and Cat proper food that comes from animals, and if you won't, Give your pets to someone who will.
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Wolf Ruby: ...So you arent going to take me for walkies?
Jaune: You mean follow you around while you're on a leash? No.
Ruby: Why not!?
Jaune: Because it's weird.
Ruby: *Puppy dog eyes* Please.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: *Cuteness x2* Please.
Jaune: ...Okay, but you have to wear clothes.
Ruby: Nooooooo, it's better naked!
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Jaune Arc fell into ice. That's the last thing he remembered. Now he's in a strange grove with spirits watching him all the time.... He thinks they might be broken.
Team RWBY are faunas researchers who've found the discovery of the century. A human man still alive in ice. It's a contested theory that ancient humans eventually evolved into faunas and with a member of the previously thought extinct species they might just be able to prove it. Now how to get closer to him
(tldr stone age jaune dealing with modern day faunas RWBY being horny on main for him. The spirits must be crazy)
Last Man Standing
The last thing Jaune remembered that cold winter evening was sulking across the ice to get away from his cheating ex-girlfriend. What was supposed to be a romantic night of welcoming in the new year instead became the worst heartbreak of his life, made worse when she called him out as a spineless nobody that no woman would ever want. She also said his hair looked shaggy, which didn't hurt as much as the betrayal itself, but it still stung.
Then everything got fast. Then everything got cold. And then everything got dark.
When he awoke, he took a deep breath through his nose, inhaling a sweet scent of strawberries. His eyes still shut; he leaned forward to get closer to the smell. This earned him a yelp, a slap, and a scream. As his eyes adjusted to the light, he saw a girl in a red hood running around the corner. Did she have dog ears?
"Where..." Jaune groaned as he leaned forward, noticing the hot air blowing over him. Though he was still partially frozen in ice, he managed to push his way through the, at best, hard slush of his cocoon. He looked down to see his clothes were soaked. "Ah, man..."
"I'm telling you, Weiss, I know what I saw!"
"Ruby Rose, the specimen has been frozen for at least a thousand years! Even if he did manage to thaw out, he wouldn't... be..."
The two young women stared at Jaune as he twisted his hoodie like a used dishrag, water spilling onto the floor. He turned and saw them, his eyes nearly as wide as theirs as they stared at one another.
For Jaune, he'd never seen anyone like them before! It was like something out of an anime. Two beautiful girls, one with pointed, dog-like ears, while the other had a long and bushy tail twitched back and forth. For them-
"CODE GRAY!" Screamed the tailed girl. She then rushed out of the room, dragging the other girl behind her. The dog-eared one glanced back with sort of sad eyes. None of it sounded good to Jaune, and considering the wailing sirens and flashing lights, he had to get out of wherever he is and fast!
Tossing on his still damp shirt, he made for the exit, accidentally knocking over a poor girl with rabbit ears. He gave a hasty apology as he continued to bolt down the hallway. Unfortunately, this caught more people's attention, and eventually a woman came barreling after him, hand on her beret to keep from flying off her small, round ears. He couldn't see much of her eyes past her designer shades, but what he could see spelled death.
"Incoming!" Jaune looked ahead, flipping backwards as his neck slammed into an extended arm. He gave a hoarse groan as he looked up to see three women towering over him. One was the same woman as before with round ears poking from her beret, the cute appearance contrasting with her snarling scowl. Another had gave a cheeky grin as she leaned forward a bit, showing off her cleavage to her catch, all the while a long, blonde tail swished about.
But the third and final woman gave no hint of any sort of emotion. Neither anger nor joy, but simple indifference. She reached behind her and pulled out a pair of handcuffs, tethered by a thick cable with glowing blue lights that ceased and revealed an opening with the click of a button. Her pointed, red dog-like ears made her look all the more intimidating.
"You're under arrest."
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