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Glynda: Okay we are going to do a small exercise, I want teams to say out loud what the favourites traits of thier leader is
Glynda pointing to RWBY: You first
Weiss thinking: I guess how Ruby will always stick to her plan, making it easy to follow
Blake instantly: She is a kind leader
Yang loudly to try and embarrass Ruby: Oh you know everything she is the best!
Ruby laughs and thanks her team
Glynda nodding: Okay JNPR now, favorite part about your leader
Ren shrugging: I guess his legs, I always find myself wanting them to crush me
Nora easily shouting: Oh his abs! He always skwerms when I kiss and lick them
Everyone turns to Pyrrha who blushes a little
Pyrrha: I guess Jaunes back, I can’t help but dig my nails into his muscles when he ra…
Glynda cutting in: Okay that is enough… You know what I am canceling this exercise!
Jaune has a massive blush as everyone in the classroom looks at him, he tries to his his face as the class goes quiet
Nora abruptly: Oh! And his dic.. *cut of by Jaune tackling her*
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Short hair Pyrrha?
Have a bonus Nora as a treat
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Nora: Come on, Pyrrha! Commit just one crime!
Pyrrha: No! I can’t do it! 😫
Nora: For your mental health!
Pyrrha: …can I pick the crime? Maybe I could take two free samples instead of just one? 🥺
Nora: Try a little bigger!
Pyrrha: 🤔
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Lisa Lavender: World finance markets were thrown into chaos today when servers storing a variety of student loan, credit card, and medical debt data were wiped out!
Lisa Lavender: The cause of the large-scale data loss remains unclear, but investigators found evidence of a simultaneous high-voltage surge and a spontaneous magnetic field which wiped all debt data clear and destroyed backups.
Lisa Lavender: Finance firms in all kingdoms are requesting aid in retrieving the missing data, but few citizens have come forward to provide details on their own debts.
Lisa Lavender: Intelligence organizations are investigating whether this represents an act of terror, but so far no organization has claimed responsibility.
Pyrrha: *turns off tv* 😰
Nora: *reading mail* I don’t know who “Sienna Khan” is, but she’s asking if we want a job with her!
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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
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all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW
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There is always too much money available to punish the vulnerable, then no money to make their lives worse.
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finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
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Are you SHITTING me?! I’ve personally worked on a Lake Sturgeon stocking program, and if you think the populations A. fulvescens have recovered then you are either willfully ignorant or have suffered a recent blow to the head!
For those who don’t know, lake sturgeon used to be so abundant that they practically choked rivers during spawning runs, and now they literally would not exist without stocking programs. Even for sturgeon they take a LONG time to mature (10-14 years!) and so many of their historical spawning grounds are inaccessible to them, so it’s not as if they can bounce back in a few years!
Anyone who seriously believes that these fish aren’t endangered probably also thinks that wolves and white rhinos are doing okay.
I know of a few places in Michigan where you can keep a sturgeon, but it’s like, single digits of fish total. Per year. Populations are better in some places, but that’s saying SO. VERY. LITTLE.
Prehistoric lake sturgeon is not endangered, US says despite calls from conservationists
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Lake sturgeon don’t need Endangered Species Act protections, federal wildlife officials announced Monday, saying that stocking programs have helped the prehistoric fish return to areas where they had vanished.
The decision ends the Arizona-based Center of Biological Diversity’s petition filed in May 2018 asking the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to list lake sturgeon as…
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something about weiss continuously being so tired of blake and yang dancing around their feelings and refusing to ever communicate makes me laugh so hard.
she was genuinely so done with them it's so funny
like this girl was STRUGGLING; she was calling them both out on their gay bullshit and there was no one more relieved than she was when they got together.
actually, wait i think it's funnier to believe that she's initially relieved like 'oh thank god this is finally over' and then it just dawns on her that now that they've worked through their feelings and are officially together, she's just in for more gay bs.
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"I saw some cake and now I really want cake. Strawberry cake to be exact. With whipped frosting. And Strawberries on top."
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Nora: Come on, Pyrrha! Commit just one crime!
Pyrrha: No! I can’t do it! 😫
Nora: For your mental health!
Pyrrha: …can I pick the crime? Maybe I could take two free samples instead of just one? 🥺
Nora: Try a little bigger!
Pyrrha: 🤔
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Lisa Lavender: World finance markets were thrown into chaos today when servers storing a variety of student loan, credit card, and medical debt data were wiped out!
Lisa Lavender: The cause of the large-scale data loss remains unclear, but investigators found evidence of a simultaneous high-voltage surge and a spontaneous magnetic field which wiped all debt data clear and destroyed backups.
Lisa Lavender: Finance firms in all kingdoms are requesting aid in retrieving the missing data, but few citizens have come forward to provide details on their own debts.
Lisa Lavender: Intelligence organizations are investigating whether this represents an act of terror, but so far no organization has claimed responsibility.
Pyrrha: *turns off tv* 😰
Nora: *reading mail* I don’t know who “Sienna Khan” is, but she’s asking if we want a job with her!
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#lisa lavender#if someone wiped out the data on those debts we would build a statue of them
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I know I said my last post counted for day 2 of Janurwby… but then i remembered Boop exists and had to do this, i guess???
ko-fi
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The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.
Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don’t you leave science to the scientists.
97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.
Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.
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How Pyrrha Unwinds
Pyrrha: …well…it’s been lovely, and thank you for having me on your show…! 😅
Pyrrha: *ends video call and slumps into her favorite comfy chair* 😮💨
Ren: Wow, that interview was really…something…
Nora: That host was a smug asshole! I wanted to jump through the screen and smack him! I don’t know how you stay so polite, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: No…no…it’s fine…! He’s just doing his job!
Ren: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s* Pyrrha, we’ve talked about this. You don’t have to pretend things are all right when they aren’t.
Pyrrha: 😣
Pyrrha: You’re right…! I hate doing these interviews with all their rude personal questions and I hate the constant expectation that I act perfectly every day because there’s always a camera! 😫
Nora: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyrrha! We’re here to help! And so is Jaune when he gets back from his trip!
Pyrrha: *slumps* Thank you, Nora…it already helps to have real friends like you and Ren…
Pyrrha: I’m just feeling extra stressed right now because Jaune is out of town. He does this thing that makes me feel like I can be myself and forget all about being a celebrity!
Ren: Maybe we can help? What does Jaune do?
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Pyrrha: *exhausted after long day* 😞
Jaune: *carefully undoes Pyrrha’s armor* You know, you had the cutest laugh when you watched that kitten video earlier.
Pyrrha: *standing limp as Jaune undresses her* I do not. I laughed so hard I snorted…!
Jaune: *puts Pyrrha’s armor away and undoes her ponytail* It’s cute! And you also have a great sense of humor!
Pyrrha: *sighs as her hair is let down* You’re just saying that… 😮💨
Jaune: *takes off Pyrrha’s circlet and undoes her corset laces* And you’re totally badass. 😌
Pyrrha: *closes her eyes and leans into him* Noooooo…
Jaune: *kisses Pyrrha’s forehead while shrugging off his clothes down to his underwear* Yeah-huh! You looked super cool yesterday when you deployed your shield and spear without breaking stride!
Pyrrha: *slumps against Jaune in her underwear* Mmmmm…
Jaune: *turns on fan and pulls Pyrrha down on comfy couch*
Pyrrha: *nuzzles and wraps herself around Jaune, reveling in the intimacy, warmth, and soft skin contact on her nose and forehead* 🥰
Jaune/Pyrrha: *cuddle up in a tangle of limbs for a nap* 😴
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Nora/Ren: *sitting alongside Pyrrha with their arms around her*
Pyrrha: …thank you both, but it’s just not the same…😞
#JNPR totally cuddle each other#but sometimes Pyrrha just needs her Jaune#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#sometimes a cuddle after a long day is just the thing
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