We need a judge for Noel and Shantae to settle the score. Who do they have in mind?
Shantae: "We picked the right person in mind."
Noel: *nods* "He can definitely end this debate."
Jaune: *tired* "C'mon! Your butts are both nice!"
Noel: "But you choose which is better...which is mine!"
Shantae: "HEY! Mine is better!"
*the two devolved into arguing once more, much to Jaune's displeasure*
Jaune: *groans, facepalming* "Gods, you two are worse than my sisters."
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What if Jaune does the flirting that he did on the show towards Seras, Elphlet and Shantae? How would each of them take it?
Fools in Love
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Elphlet: I love it! Please marry me!
Jaune:
JaunSera
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Seras: *Snort-Laughing* You are such a big dork to use that dumb pickup line on me.
Jaune: *Bashful Blushing*
A Knight’s Wish
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Shantae: And my name’s Shantae, the Half-Genie’s Hero and your wish is my greatest desire *Wink Seductively*
Jaune: *Blushing* Brother’s please give me the inner strength of not being a goofball with her….
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The Uninvited (RWBY Crossover Shitpost)
(Loosely inspired by @brokentrafficknight's Pyrrha birthday posts)
Noel: "Weiss? Have you seen Jaune around--?"
*Noel Vermillion blinks, taking notice of Weiss being without her team...only accompanied by Neptune Vasilias*
Noel: *blinks* "Where's your team?"
Weiss: *irritated* "Apparently, they ditched me to head to Pyrrha's birthday party at SchneeWorld!"
Neptune: "Weiss, I'm sure it was a mix-up."
Weiss: "In reality: Yang, Blake, or Sun 'forgot' my invitation!"
Neptune: "Oh, c'mon! I'm sure neither of 'em would do that to ya."
Noel: *blinks, pondering* "Hold on...Makoto, Tsubaki, Tao, and even Ragna left for SchneeWorld..."
Weiss: *looks at Noel* "Wait, you don't mean--?!"
Shallot: *barging in* "WEISS! We have a problem! My teachers and their families got kidnapped!"
Tifa: *annoyed, walking in after him* "Uh, yeah...not that conclusion, 'genius'. I thought Shinra did the same thing when my friends weren't around...until I remembered what day it was."
Bleiss: *stomps in* "THAT CEREAL CUNT PURPOSEFULLY 'FORGOT' MY INVITE!"
Shallot: "Wait? Invite?" *thinks* "I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE TO SNOWLAND?!"
Weiss: "SchneeWorld, you dunce! And I highly doubt she would invite you or my trollop of a twin to her party!"
Bleiss: "Yet you're here with us, bitch."
Neptune: *looks around* "Wait...I didn't get an invite either!"
Tifa: *annoyed* "I'm sensing a pattern here."
????: "HELP!!"
*Shantae, in elephant form, comes crashing through the wall, shifting back to her humanoid form*
Shantae: *groaning* "Somebody please stop 'em...."
*Ryuko & Satsuki come barging through the fresh hole, fighting one another*
Ryuko: "WHERE'S MAKO?! WHAT DID YA DO WITH HER?!"
Satsuki: "I DIDN'T KIDNAP THAT IMBECILE!!"
Tifa: *grabbing both girls* "Ladies, ladies!" *bonks their heads together* "Enough!"
Ryuko: *rubs her head* "Ow! The fuck, Bar Boobs?!"
Satsuki: *rubs her temple* "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't disembowel you for that?!"
Shantae: *slowly getting up, deadpan* "....Mako went to Pyrrha's party and neither of you was invited."
Ryuko: "THE FUCK?! THAT BITCH!"
Satsuki: *scoffs, sheathing Bakuzan* "Which one? The imbecile or the spartan?"
Ryuko: "PYRRHA! Who do you think?!"
Neptune: "Okay...makes sense why you guys weren't invited...but why me?! I'm a handsome face that any babe would invite parties to. Why would a sexy gladiator lady not let me come?"
Weiss: *clears her throat* "AHEM!"
Neptune: "What?"
Bleiss: *shakes her head* "Such boyfriend material, Frost Tits."
Weiss: "Oh, be quiet!"
Jessica: *knocking on the window from outside* "Guys? Did we miss the party?"
Korra: *outside* "Don't tell me your invites got 'misplaced' too?"
Lucy: *outside* "Hold on...YOU MEAN WE GOT LEFT BEHIND ON PURPOSE?!" *wails*
Shallot: "So...this wasn't an accident?"
Bleiss: "NO SHIT, CAVE ALEIN!"
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