guilty gear is so funny imagine you hear about some ruthless bounty hunter coming after you and then it’s some cute girl in a dysphoria hoodie doing yoyo tricks, holding a teddy bear and constantly stimming by bouncing around and humming to herself.
and then she knocks one of your teeth out with her yoyo, which is giant and made of stainless steel and has .357 hollowpoint loaded into its side for some goddamn reason, and her teddy bear suddenly grows to 3x its size and glomps you before bodyslamming you with the force of a semi truck, while the girl rides on its back and shouts “rooooock the baby! :3”
the teddy bear then shrinks to normal teddy bear size and she gives it a cheerful double high five while she prepares to drag your unconscious ass to the Post-War Administration Bureau for bounty collection
Thanks to @envy_fgc requesting the ponytail he's now more powerful than ever!
Been way too busy as of late to finish or even start proper projects. Tonight I did however finally take on the silly that was promised and I hope you respect Sol Catguy's approach as much as I had to!
Looks like the new Guilty Gear Strive DLC fighter was announced. Oh boy!
*checks the announcement*
God dammit....
My honest reaction to HER getting in Strive. If Elphelt has a thousand haters, I'm one of them. If she has 100 haters, I'm one of them. If she has none, that means I'm dead and gone.
Also I wish I really had a 'Beast Mode, baby' shirt... It would be funni.