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watercolormagicalgirl · 3 months
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guilty gear is so funny imagine you hear about some ruthless bounty hunter coming after you and then it’s some cute girl in a dysphoria hoodie doing yoyo tricks, holding a teddy bear and constantly stimming by bouncing around and humming to herself.
and then she knocks one of your teeth out with her yoyo, which is giant and made of stainless steel and has .357 hollowpoint loaded into its side for some goddamn reason, and her teddy bear suddenly grows to 3x its size and glomps you before bodyslamming you with the force of a semi truck, while the girl rides on its back and shouts “rooooock the baby! :3”
the teddy bear then shrinks to normal teddy bear size and she gives it a cheerful double high five while she prepares to drag your unconscious ass to the Post-War Administration Bureau for bounty collection
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makkoshark · 7 months
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I spent too much time on this bc I am deranged
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pepto-dismal2 · 6 months
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This is literally cannon, barbequing is in their hobbies
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ateliercrowsnest · 7 months
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Thanks to @envy_fgc requesting the ponytail he's now more powerful than ever!
Been way too busy as of late to finish or even start proper projects. Tonight I did however finally take on the silly that was promised and I hope you respect Sol Catguy's approach as much as I had to!
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jamessunderlandfan52 · 9 months
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look who i saw at the death grips concert
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madmanwonder · 5 months
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Crossover Crack Ship: Fools in Love/Peachy Valentine/Fraud Marriage (RWBY/Guilty Gear)
Jaune Arc:
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Elphelt Valentine:
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who fuckin wit the guilty gear whiskey
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smorzinc · 8 months
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this has been me for the past few days
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yamezunight · 5 months
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Brisket from guilty gear when Thanksgiving🤯🤯‼️‼️(ignore how stupid it is)
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foolmetal24 · 5 months
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cardboardcranium · 3 months
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man the fucking fish in my tank just wont quit it goddman these guys are going CRAZY
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watercolormagicalgirl · 2 months
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your friend buys you guilty gear strive but the monkey’s paw curls and you find out she mains happy chaos
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wayfinder-wolf · 5 months
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Looks like the new Guilty Gear Strive DLC fighter was announced. Oh boy!
*checks the announcement*
God dammit....
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My honest reaction to HER getting in Strive. If Elphelt has a thousand haters, I'm one of them. If she has 100 haters, I'm one of them. If she has none, that means I'm dead and gone.
Also I wish I really had a 'Beast Mode, baby' shirt... It would be funni.
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starberryroad · 5 months
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I have a messgae for the people
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madmanwonder · 4 months
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Ask
Crossover
What if Jaune does the flirting that he did on the show towards Seras, Elphlet and Shantae? How would each of them take it?
Fools in Love
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Elphlet: I love it! Please marry me!
Jaune:
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JaunSera
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Seras: *Snort-Laughing* You are such a big dork to use that dumb pickup line on me.
Jaune: *Bashful Blushing*
A Knight’s Wish
Jaune: Well the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it~
Shantae: And my name’s Shantae, the Half-Genie’s Hero and your wish is my greatest desire *Wink Seductively*
Jaune: *Blushing* Brother’s please give me the inner strength of not being a goofball with her….
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jarofmag1c · 2 years
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This one's for all the Potemkin mains out there
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