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howi99 · 20 hours
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Adam: *opening the door and entering his team room* We are ba- *sees "Bleiss sitting on his bed* ... It was today?
Ilia: *on her bed, "studying biology" Yep, you missed the introduction. Bleiss, this is Adam, adam, this is Bleiss.
Blake: What about me?
Ilia: *shrug* You are good enough to present yourself without scaring anyone.
Blake: *look at Adam* Yeah, fair.
Adam: Hey!
Jaune: I mean, you did punch me in the face when we first met.
Adam: You came to me screaming with a beowolf breathing down your neck! What was i supposed to do!?
Jaune: ... Save me?
Adam: I did save you didn't i!?
Jaune: preferably without trying to knock me down.
Bleiss: So... Like Ilia was kind enough to say, my name is Bleiss. I am from Atlas and i always wanted to be a huntress.
Blake: *nod* My name is Blake. Did they give you a bed yet?
Bleiss: *shake her head* No, they said it would be installed tomorrow.
Adam: *looking intensely at "Bleiss"* you remind me of someone.
Bleiss: *sweating* I d-don't think we ever met!
Adam: ... *Shrug* Must be my imagination. Anyway, welcome to the team.
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bloodraven55 · 1 year
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Bless the Holy Trinity 😔🙏
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hozcar · 1 month
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NOT NOW AND NEVERMORE!!!
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juanarc-thethird · 2 months
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Their first meeting.
Blake is fighting Eve. She's not doing very well. Eve swings her sword at Blake, knocking her off balance and falling to the ground.
Blake: Argh!
She screams in pain. Eve wastes no time and raises her sword again to attack.
Eve: You die here.
She brings her sword down at high speed, but is stopped by a blow to her side. Shooting it seven meters away from Blake. Angry, she turns to see where the blow came from, and sees a guy hiding behind a white shield with two golden moons in the center.
Eve: Who are you?!
She says as she gets back into her fighting stance. The guy lowers his shield a little, showing his face of determination and bravery.
Jaune: I'm Jaune Arc, and I won't let you hurt my friends.
He says with a serious look fit for a warrior. His hair is combed back from all the sweat, his clothes are somewhat worn and torn showing part of his well toned body, and his eyes shine like the ocean itself on a bright morning.
Eve:...
Eve just stands there without moving an inch.
Jaune continues looking at her for a few seconds and she still doesn't move. So he decides to do something.
Jaune: Hey.. Um…
Blake: *Still hurt* E-Eve.
Jaune: Thanks. Hey Eve...
Eve: Hm...
Jaune: Are we going to fight?
Eve: No, I'm bored now. Bye
She turns around and leaves.
Jaune: *Confuse* She's leaving?
Blake: It's better that way. *Cough Cough* She's too strong to face alone.
Jaune: I understand, but why did she leave just like that?
Blake: I honestly don't know.
Ten minutes after Eva and Jaune met for the first time.
Eve returns to her lair, grabs one of the laptops, and starts typing.
Click... Clack... Click... Click-Clack-Click-ClackClickClackClickClackClickClackClickClackClickClackClickClackClickClackClickClackCLICK!CLACK!CLICK!CLACK!CLICK!CLACK!
Adam: Hello sister, what are you doing- WHAT THE FUCK?!!
On the screen he could see very detailed information about a certain Jaune Arc. Like VERY detailed and private information: "Where does he lives, his mother's maiden name, his first pet, his exes, favorite food, shoe size, medical history, he's single" Follow by "How to make someone fall in love with you?, Nearby churches, Wedding dresses" and "How to make someone disappear?"
Adam: *Worry* Sister, do you remember the talk we had about the things you shouldn't do when you fall in love with someone?
Eve: Yeah, and...?
Adam: This is one of them.
Eve:...
Eve: Are you sure?
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Qrow drinks, Blake runs away, and I make shitposts. We all have our own ways of coping ok??
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smokestarrules · 6 months
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I don't care what anyone else says, it's been like seven years and this is still one of the coolest shots from anything ever.
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hiru315 · 7 months
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sarahshoots1st · 29 days
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rocknroll7575 · 1 month
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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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but-a-humble-goon · 2 months
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My take on the Adam Taurus Beauty and the Beast thing has always been that Adam was a deconstruction of the Beast. As in, he relied on Blake believing that beneath his sick nature there was a good man waiting to be reached when there never was any. She was an idealistic young girl who tried to look past his obvious monstrousness to see the best in him and he used that to lure her all the way into hell because generally monstrous men aren't just waiting for the love of the right woman to fix them and more importantly it shouldn't be the woman's job. An aspect of the writing the comics made explicit btw.
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ninadove · 1 year
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“But what was the point of Blake and Sun crushing on each other if they were going to go for Bumbleby all along —”
Have you considered that maybe Sun was supposed to be a foil to Adam and give us an example of what you should actually do when crushes/relationships don’t work out, solidifying for Blake that not all people are awful and it’s OK to risk falling in love again after years of abuse?
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short-wooloo · 3 months
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If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon had a Sapphic couple be hurt by a dickhead named Adam I'd have two nickels, that's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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sataidelenn · 4 days
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I feel everyone here should be made aware that the fine folks over at r/fnki have taken to photoshopping Foghorn Leghorn into scenes and captioning them accordingly.
Behold:
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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Remembered a post I read weeks ago and like I can't believe there's still “Blake and Yang shouldn't have killed Adam” discourse in the fandom , like excuse them for defending themselves from a guy that was trying to fucking murder them and wouldn't back down so they had to kill him in self-defense. Like what are you catholic
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unofficialadamtaurus · 2 months
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Clothesswap? No. Roseswap.
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i cope with making memes. good thing i already have this series going
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