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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)
Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.
At Beacon during a more peaceful time.
Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.
Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.
Jaune: Ready for what?
Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.
*yang burst into the room*
Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.
Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*
Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.
Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.
JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*
*Yang holding the door with all her might*
Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?
Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!
A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.
Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.
Pyrrha: What just happened?
Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?
Jaune: Okay, I guess...
Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*
Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭
Jaune: Ruby?
Ren: It seems to be her.
Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?
Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.
Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.
Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.
Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....
*Cardin burst into the room*
Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?
Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!
Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?
Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.
Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...
Nora: I know right!
Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?
Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)
Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...
Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!
You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.
Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭
Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?
WBY: *looking at each others*
Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)
How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...
Jaune: Oh...
Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?
Russel: the month?
Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)
Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)
Blake: Typical.
Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?
CRDL: Hey!!!!
Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.
Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.
Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!
Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!
Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!
*slams door*
Blake: Thanks Jaune.
Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?
Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.
Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)
Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.
Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.
Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.
Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.
Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...
Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*
Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.
Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.
Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?
Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.
Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*
Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.
Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)
Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.
Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."
Jaune: I have seven Sisters...
Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!
Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.
At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?
Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.
A few minutes later.
Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.
Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢
*sips*
Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.
Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞
Jaune: *headpat*
There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.
Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.
Jaune: *kiss forehead*
It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.
Ruby: 0-0
Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.
Ruby: *blush*
I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖
Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?
Ruby: Uhh....
Yang: *clears throat*
I seems to have interrupted something here.
Jaune: Y-Yang!
Ruby: Sis!
Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.
Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.
Ruby: Friends... 😭
*starts crying*
Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?
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Jaune: When Pyrrha gets mad at someone she will beat the crap out of them in Glynda’s class to let out her frustration. Although if Class is cancelled that day then she finds another way to ruin her opponent.
*EARLIER*
Cardin: You’re such a damn loser, Arc! What does cereal girl even see in a loser like you?
Jaune: I-
Pyrrha: Cardin, you give me the vibe that in the future your ex wife will allow you to see your kids on the weekends, but you will actively choose not to.
Cardin:……..
Nora, mumbling: Jesus fucking Christ, Pyr-Pyr.
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Jaune: Cardin, I've had it with your Bullying! *Pulls Ruby's hood down*
Ruby: Huh?
Jaune: *Throwing Ruby at Him* GET 'IM GIRL!
Ruby: *SCREECH*
Cardin: AAAAAHHH!
Falconry hoods block the eyesight of raptors, which calms them down due to lack of sensory information.
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Jaune and Pyrrha are walking casually in the halls on the third floor of the school.
Jaune: I can't believe someone put a bounty on my head...me? Innocent me!
Pyrrha: It is strange, a 1 million lien bounty for you, alive, I'd pay the world...
Jaune: I know the audacity!...I'm at least worth like 5 million, guaranteed, but the big question is...who did it and why?
Pyrrha: These are good questions, Jaune unfortunately no answers to it just yet.
Jaune: Is this going to be an all-day thing?
Pyrrha: Not sure, Jaune never had a bounty on me be-
???: Jaaaaaaaune!!
Jaune raised an arm nonchalantly as he and Pyrrha both stopped just in time to see Ruby, in rose form skid right past them... and trip out of an open window.
Jaune and Pyrrha heard a little thud as Ruby groaned in pain.
Jaune: ....
Pyrrha: ....
The pair kept walking down the hallway as Jaune voiced his concerns.
Jaune: Anyway... I'm just worried at the lengths people will go to for money!
Jaune, as he said, this extended a right hand... just in time to connect with Cardin Winchester face effectively, knocking him out. He was hiding in a locker and hoping to ambush Jaune.
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Stepping over Cardin as if nothing happened, the pair continued to walk.
Pyrrha: Look, a million lien might not be a lot to whoever this person is, but a lot of folks will do a lot of crazy stuff for one million lien.
Jaune: I know Pyr, I just don't wanna watch my back all day and night...
Pyrrha: I recognize that, and personally, I think this is getting-
Pyrrha gently moves Jaune to the side just in time as...
???: Jaune-Jaune ooof!
One Nora Valkyrie came crashing down from wherever she was, faceplanting onto the tile floor, a groan of pain came from her.
Pyrrha: -out of control.
Jaune: You think you know your own teammates.
Pyrrha: See? Money makes even your friends do crazy things.
Jaune: Huh, wonder where Ren is?
Pyrrha:Not sure... Come on, Jaune, we need to find out who put a bounty on your head.
Who is the maniac that wants Jaune Arc they'd be willing to put a bounty for him.!?
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Jaune: *after killing the ursa in forever fall* Most people don't understand how lucky they are that Nora would only break their legs. Of the 206 bones composing the human body, there are 3 used to just to be able to hear. Breaking one of these would permanently make someone at least partially deaf.
Cardin: *sweating* That's one of your fun fact, right?
Jaune: *looking at him* it's a promise, if you dare try anything against my teammates again, i'll make sure the last thing you hear is the sound of those bones breaking.
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Doing the Lord's work.
Nora: *sad*
Jaune: Why are you sad, Nora?
Nora: *Sniff* Someone stole my chips.
Jaune: They did what?
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Cardin: *Eating a bag of chips that say "Property of Nora"*
Cardin: These are the best chips I've ever eaten.
Jaune: How dare you steal from orphans!
Cardin: Huh? *looks up* What the fuck?
Jaune: *In full Nacho Libre gear* Those are the Lord's chips.
Jaune: *Jumps using his eagle powers*
*Eagle cry!!*
Cardin: *Scared* WHAT THE FUCK?!
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... is greater than the sword!
On the roof of Beacon Jaune was once again flat on his back.
Jaune: I can't do this!
Pyrrha: Come on Jaune, you're getting better and better, just keep at it.
Jaune: Just admit it Pyr... I'm not good enough. I'm just wasting your time.
Pyrrha: Stop it Jaune! You are not wasting my time. You never have. I want to help you. I chose to help you.
Jaune: I'm an anchor around you, Nora and Ren's necks. You'd be better off with out me.
Pyrrha: Jaune, please stop talking like that. We just need to find your strength.
Jaune: Strength?
Pyrrha: Maybe Crocea Mors is not the weapon you should be using? There are plenty of training weapons, we can take time and let you try them all... see if something sticks.
Jaune: Something that suits me? Maybe...
Pyrrha: Jaune?
Jaune: I just had an idea. Can we call it for tonight? I need to work out a couple things.
Pyrrha: I guess. Are you sure?
Jaune: Please?
/==/
Class: ROARING IN LAUGHTER!!!
Pyrrha: Jaune what are you doing?
Cardin: (laughing) What you going to do, Arc? Make me an omelet?
Professor Goodwitch: This is HIGHLY unorthodox, Mr Arc.
Jaune said nothing as he just stood there waiting for the spar to start. Shaking her head Glynda gave the signal.
Cardin: Prepare to eat dirt...
CLANG!
KLUNK!
DONG!
DING!
THUD!
Class: CHOKING ON LAUGHTER AND GASPING IN SURPRISE!!!
Professor Goodwitch: Ah... winner Jaune Arc?
Cardin: Mommy... I don't want to go to school today!
Jaune shot Pyrrha a smile as he flipped a cast iron frying pan into the air and caught it without looking by the handle.
Pyrrha: Jaune?
Jaune: You said use what I'm good with... I'm good with a frying pan, in more ways than one.
Pyrrha: Yes, I did say that, but...
Jaune: How about in celebration of my victory, I make you some chocolate crepes?
Pyrrha: YES!
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I always love the idea of Jaune being ripped but wearing his Hoodie and other clothes that hide the fact. Like someone picks on Ruby so he takes off his Hoodie for safe keeping and is ripped
As funny an idea that is, it's unfortunately not canon. Jaune was skin and bones when he got to Beacon, trained with Pyrrha, and probably got buff all the way to Atlas, where he switched to his turtleneck. BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CANON HERE!
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Ruby: Stop it~!
The little leader, Ruby Rose, kicked in the air as she whined, held aloft by her hoodie. The offending party, one Cardin Winchester, attempted to relieve her of her cloak. The young man had ceased his bullying habits, after a near-death experience with Jaune Arc, but some habits remained in their place. Such habits included being stubborn, aggressive, and very invasive, even if his intentions were less malicious than before.
Cardin: Come on, Red! I gotta do laundry!
Ruby: I'll do laundry when I'm ready to do laundry!
Cardin: When was the last time you washed this damn thing?!
Ruby: I washed it when I washed it! Now let-
Jaune: LET GO.
The two looked to see Jaune Arc standing with folded arms compounded by an angry look. Cardin immediately dropped Ruby, right on her butt. As she rubbed her rump, she looked up to see Jaune walking up to Cardin with a deep, DEEP scowl.
Cardin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I wasn't picking on her! I just wanted to get her freakin' hood so it can get washed!
Jaune: Then ask her.
Cardin: I did, but she didn't hand it over!
Jaune: Then let her be. That doesn't mean you try to yank it off of her. (Sighs) But you're doing laundry, right?
Cardin: Yeah? Why?
Without another word, Jaune lifted his hoodie from his body. Beneath the cutesy face of Pumpkin Pete was the pinnacle of huntsman physique. Shredded abs, bulky pecs, and rippling arm muscles. Ruby and Cardin nearly drooled at the sight.
Jaune: (Sniffs) Hey... Ruby, did you wash your hood?
Ruby: Huh? Oh, uh, not yet.
Jaune: Maybe you should let Cardin take your hood and-
As Cardin took the hoodie from Jaune's hands, a red hood was tossed in his face, along with some other black fabric he didn't notice because he was blinded by the red.
Jaune: JUST YOUR HOOD, RUBY! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN THE LOBBY!
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This is based off a real conversation a friend had
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Mature/Comedic Short form an au were there are less men than women, and jaune is the only man in his year.
Jaune: Ugh. Pyrrha's been working me to the bone. Atleast I have you all to myself huh?
Jaune: ... I'm talking to an empty communal shower. I am losing it.
Jaune: Well that's fair to have happen right? I mean, with everything going on ...
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Jaune: *Naked* Wouldn't it be smarter to train and get used to moving and fighting in my armor?
Pyrrha: *Visibly drooling* Are you the Four-Time Regional champion in the Mistrali Tournament league?
Jaune: N-no, I suppose I'm not.
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Jaune: Is there a reason you need to sit on my lap everytime we're near each other?
Ruby: *Puppy Dog Eyes Engage* Is there a problem with it?
Jaune: Not at all! Just wondering!
Ruby: Good~ *She begins grinding her butt against him*
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Carla: Hey Arc!
Jaune: C-Carla!
Carla: *Kabedons Jaune, Pinning to the wall with her breasts* You think just 'Cuz you're the only Guy this year, You're some kind of hot shit, Huh?
Jaune: *Attempts to speak, is muffled*
Carla: Heh. Just what I thought. Be a good little boy and run back home soon, now. Unless you wanna be waiting on me hand and foot
Jaune: *Not entirely opposed to the idea, because Boobs*
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Jaune: At least Nora's Normal - Ignoring what the implications of believing her to be 'normal' means, She's not as ... Touchy, as others at least.
Nora: *Live Streaming His shower time, making bank from the Beacon Populace* Sorry Fearless Leader, but Me and Lian need some money!
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Aura Training
Before class…
Nora: Woah! Nice marks, fearless leader!
Ren: Do you…want me to put on some cover-up before class…?
At lunch…
Yang: DAMN, vomit boy! Get it!
Weiss: Ugh…Jaune, if I were you I’d put on a turtleneck…
In the locker room after Combat class…
Cardin: Holy SHIT, Arc…! Nikos DOMINATED you!
Ren: I offered to apply cover-up earlier, but he refused.
Dove: What are you-WOAH!!! She got you GOOD, man!
Sky: I’m honestly kind of impressed!
After hours on the Arkos sparring roof…
Jaune: Pyrrha, are you SURE healing hickeys is a real aura control drill? Some people have been making fun of me!
Pyrrha: *comes up for air after administering another batch of hickeys* Well, how RUDE of some people! 😤
Pyrrha: …now go show everyone your neck again and see if they can see the marks! 😉
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Suffering From Success.
Jaune: *walking & whistling on the street in peace*
Cardin: Hey~ What's up man. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for everything I ever did against you. I want you to know that I didn't know about your.... "Problems" before hand. And if I did know I would never do the things I did. So long story short I just want to apologize for all the bad things I did.
Jaune: Okay... Sure?
Cardin: Really! Thanks dude. By the way I always supported you people.
Jaune: WTH?
Back in dorm
Jaune: Hey guys. What happened to Cardin? He is acting weird all of a sudden.
Nora: *hugs Jaune* I'm sorry Jaune I didn't know...
Ren: *place his hand on Jaune's shoulder* It's okay Jaune. I know it's been hard for you and it's going to be harder in the future, but it's going to be okay. You have us.
Pyrrha: Jaune I'm sorry I didn't know. I shouldn't have trained you so hard... *tearing up*
Jaune: Okay guys this is not funny. What on Remnant are you talking about?
Everyone: *Shows Jaune an article on their scroll*
Jaune: !!! .
Weiss: Well, that explains a lot.
Blake: Weiss, it's not cool, you are making fun of a disabled person right now.
Yang: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. OMG your big dick is the reason why you sucked.
Ruby: Jaune it's okay.... All I can say is that you're not alone. We will get through this together...
Jaune: @#$&-+-$) ¢¥^°¢¢÷!!!!!!!!!
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Renegades: First Sight
Jaune: *Wandering the Beacon hallways, guitar in hand, having just been rejected by Weiss, again.* I spent like five hours on that song… *Notices Cardin and Russel peering out into the courtyard* … huh?
Cardin: I mean she’s… she’s something else.
Russel: Man, she’s not even on the SCALE!
Cardin: Maybe on the Scoville Scale.
Russel: Ha! Nice.
Jaune: Uh… hey guys!
Russel/Cardin: *Jump up and yelp* AH!
Cardin: Oh, its just you. Sup?
Russel: *Immediately get’s up in Jaune’s face* Yeah, man! You got a problem-?
Cardin: *Shoves Russel’s shoulder* Hey. I told you we’re not doing that anymore. Jaune’s cool now.
Russel: Oh, right. My bad. *Smacks Jaune’s hand in greeting and brings him for a quick pat on the back* How’s it going, Big-J? You doing good? You in a band now or something?
Jaune: *Looks at his guitar* Oh this? It’s nothing really. What are you guys up to?
Russel: Just checking out the Haven-Hottie.
Jaune: Who?
Cardin: Oh you have to have seen her. Look! *Drags Jaune over to their spot and point* Right there.
Jaune: *Squints until he notices Cinder sitting on a bench in the courtyard, his eyes practically bulging out upon really getting a look at her* Whoa…
Cardin/Russel: RIGHT?!
Cardin: Dude, she’s like the eighth wonder of Remnant or something!
Russel: Nah, she's beyond that—she’s the ninth, tenth, and eleventh wonder combined! I heard when she walks by, even the statues stop and stare!
Cardin: *Chuckles* I heard that she was held back a few times because the headmaster didn’t want their favorite student to graduate.
Russel: *Leans towards Jaune* And Cardin thinks he has a shot with her.
Cardin: *Blushes* I could! I’ve got the charm and the muscles to back it!
Russel: So why don’t you go and do it then?
Cardin: I would, but I’m still sore from my morning workout.
Russel: It’s 4:30 P.M.
Cardin: It was a really intense workout! Besides I don’t see you going!
Russel: Are you kidding?! A woman like that is only made for heartbreak. I can’t handle that stress, man! You couldn’t pay me to talk to her!
Cardin: *Suddenly has an idea and then slyly looks to Jaune* Hey, Jaune. You feel like making a quick buck?
Jaune: What do you mean?
Cardin: Here’s the deal, Blondie. I’ll give you 50$ if you go over there, right now, and ask that hottie out to the Vytal Festival Dance. 200$ if she says yes.
Jaune: (50 bucks? I can make myself look like an idiot for 50 bucks! I practically do it for free all the time! I could use that to buy Weiss some really nice flowers, then she’d have to go!) Deal! *Claps Cardin on the shoulder, hands Russel the guitar, and walts right out into the open* Watch and learn boys!
Russel: No way…
Cardin: Oh this is gonna be amazing.
Cinder: *Seemingly lost in deep thought*
Jaune: *Saunters right up to Cinder* Well hello~ beau-
Cinder: *Snaps a horrid glare at him*
Jaune: AHHH! *Jumps back startled*
Cinder: *Quickly switches to her signature “Just a regular happy school girl smile” that she’s become so adept at using* Oh hi. Didn’t see you there.
Jaune: *Gulps* I… um… hi.
Cinder: *Continues forced smile*
Jaune: *Awkwardly scratches his cheek* …so- uh.
Cinder: Was there something you wanted?
Jaune: *Deciding now is not the best time to ask her to the dance*…Yeah. I wanted to know… is… uh… everything ok?
Cinder: *Tilts her head* Of course I am. Do I seem upset to you? *Gives her best smile*
Jaune: Yeah, a little….
Cinder: *Her smile fades, replaced by a faint grimace of irritation.* Am I that transparent? *Lets out an exasperated huff* I'm fine, honestly. Just some personal matters, nothing you need to worry about.
Jaune: *Expression softens empathetically* Oh… Do you want to talk about it anyways?
Cinder: *Glances at him quizzically.*
Jaune: You know. Just to get it off your chest? If you want?
Cinder: And share my problems with a complete stranger?
Jaune: Well, my mom always said, "Strangers are friends you just haven't met yet."
Cinder: *Stares blankly* That is... a horribly naive saying. Not only is that statistically false but it's also VERY dangerous advice to give to a child.
Jaune: *Scratches the back of his head* Yeah… I kinda used to wander off with a lot of random adults as a kid.
Cinder: *Hold’s back a sudden laugh.* Snrk!
Jaune: *Smiles* But I like to think I came out alright.
Cinder: *Faintest hint of a smile* You at least seem harmless enough. *Looks Jaune up and down.* Have I seen you around before?
Jaune: *Suddenly more nervous* Y-Yeah, maybe! *Straightens his uniform out* I’m Jaune Arc. My friends call me… Jaune. *Cringes inside.*
Cinder: *Raises an eyebrow, the hint of a smirk forming.* Jaune, is it? Well, Jaune, I'm Cinder. Cinder Fall. Pleasure’s all yours I presume.
Jaune: *Nods and smiles* Yeah, it’s nice to meet you! See? Not strangers anymore, are we?
Cinder: *Gives a small chuckle.* I suppose not. *Glances around briefly* So, you really care to know?
Jaune: If I can be of any help, yeah.
Cinder: *Sighs* It’s about a… “colleague” of mine…
Jaune: *Sit’s down on the bench with her* Like, a teammate?
Cinder: That's it, precisely. A "teammate" who's proving rather insubordinate. Now, because of that, I find myself at a loss. She refuses to undertake a task that would suit her perfectly!
Jaune: Ohhhh I see. You’re having leadership troubles. Has your teammate told you why she won’t help?
Cinder: It’d be a miracle to get a single word out of her. *Grumbles quietly to herself* That mute insect. *Continues to talk normally* She won’t do a single thing I say unless it’s conveyed through her… “father.”
Jaune: Huh. I get you. I’m a leader too, and trust me, I’ve had my fair share of trouble reigning in a certain teammate of mine. She even has a “brother” that she tends to listen better to than me sometimes.
Cinder: *Listens intently* How do you command her obedience?
Jaune: *Looks at her confused* Her what?
Cinder: How do you get her to listen to you?
Jaune: Oh, well. Whenever talking doesn’t work, I go to Ren, her “brother”, well, not really brother, but- you know it’s this whole thing that I don’t really need to get into, but the point is I go to Ren and inform him that I’ll no longer be providing them part of the team budget for pancakes until she settles down.
Cinder: *Looks at Jaune incredulously* Pancakes???
Jaune: *Nods* Mhmm, it’s her most favorite thing in the world. Literally seen her eat if for every breakfast I’ve had with her.
Cinder: *Digests the information* Withhold the budget so she can’t have her favorite luxuries… I can work with that. *Sighs* But the task is rather time sensitive, what if she doesn’t yield in time to get it done?
Jaune: Then it sounds like you may need to do it yourself.
Cinder: *Raises an eyebrow, almost insulted* Me?
Jaune: Well, if it’s crucial and she's not budging, sometimes it’s best to step in and handle it personally. I know it’s probably not ideal, but that comes with being a leader, they depend on you when no one else can do it.
Cinder: Hmph. They do depend on me, don’t they?
Jaune: *Nods encouragingly* Yeah! That’s why they put you in charge.
Cinder: *Gets pumped* I am in charge! They’d be completely lost without me!
Jaune: *Getting pumped too* Exactly! Sometimes we have to roll up our sleeves and lead by example. Show them how things really get done!
Cinder: *Jumps up out of her seat* You’re right! It’s time I take matters in my own hands, and show that little mute who is really the boss around here!
Jaune: *Gets up too* That's the spirit!
Cinder: *Nods determined* Thank you. I now know exactly what I must do.
Jaune: *Smiles warmly* Happy to help. Oh and hey, good luck, Cinder.
Cinder: *Smiles confidently* Luck is for the ill-prepared, Jaune. *Turns and saunters off* And I never need luck.
Jaune: *Watches her walk off, feeling proud* So. Cool. *Whistles and walks off*
Cardin/Russel: *Stop him immediately*
Russel: DUUUUUDE!
Cardin: What did she say?!
Jaune: Huh?
Russel: *Smacks Cardin’s arm* What do you think she said?! They both walked away all smiling and shit! Jaune, you are a GOD.
Jaune: What do you guys think happened?
Cardin: That’s what we want to know! What did she say when you asked her to the dance?!
Jaune: *A long moment of silence before he starts sputtering in disbelief and panic now realizing that he completely forgot to ask her out*
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Cardin: Dumbass!
Jaune: Numbskull!
Cardin: Really? That the Best you got! Is Little Arcy-Warky Scared to Say some Big Boy Words?
Jaune: I'm gonna shove your mace where the sun don't shine, you idiot!
~~~~~
Mama Arc: *Throws Car* WHAT'S "ABOVE ALL ELSE; DO NO HARM" MEAN TO YOU, BITCH!
Mama Winchester: *Dodges, Loads a Rocket into a launcher* Only applies to 'people' Darling~ NOW STAND STILL SO I CAN SHOOT YOU!
~~~~~
Papa Winchester: I just feel like I don't really have a connection to him, you know? He just ... says these things about Faunus, and I don't know where he got it from.
Papa Arc: It's hard. We make mistakes, there when we shouldn't be and we aren't around when we should be. I'm guessin' you've tried talkin' to him already?
Papa Winchester: Of course. He always said I don't understand, which isn't wrong, but him not trying to explain it doesn't help.
Papa Arc: Well Cardin's Young. He'll grow, and all you can do is be there to try and help him. Hubris will be his enemy, and He'll come around, and if he doesn't ... Well. I dunno that He'd deserve to be called your son.
#rwby#jaune arc#papa arc#mama arc#papa winchester#mama winchester#cardin winchester#rwby shitpost#What no I didn't base the dynamics off of the Bakugo Family from MHA
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Texas Jaune
Cardin: Hey, Jauney boy.
Jaune: Not today Cardin. I'm not dealing with you today.
Cardin: Really? Cause I think that you aren't going to do anything to make me stop.
Jaune: I'm warning you. Stop now or else.
Cardin: Or what?
Jaune: *Pulls out Big Iron*
Cardin: ...
Jaune: ...
Cardin: ...I'd like to apologize.
RWBY+_NPR: *Watching from a distance*
Ruby: ...So this is what it's like to be horny.
Pyrrha: Yes, yes it is.
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