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Cinder: *Incinerating her dress* As much as I can be~
Jaune: *Pinning Cinder's Hands Above her head* You Sure?~
Cinder: *Internally* (OH GODS IT'S AS BIG AS MY ARM)
Cinder: ...
Cinder: Yes.
Cinder: You! You took the Maiden from me! Fight me!
Jaune: No.
Cinder: N-no? The fuck you mean no?
Jaune: I've moved past the need for revenge, young lady.
Cinder: Fuck you, fight me!
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Weiss: What are you doing?
Jaune: Beg your pardon?
Weiss: Well you're breathing and taking off your boots so the other thing.
Jaune: To borrow a phrase from my stance on social media: I don't follow.
Weiss: Don't you think crossing your legs is a little fruity.
Jaune: On the contrary, the less bending over a guy does the better.
Weiss: Sounds homophobic.
Jaune: Sounds chiropractic.
Weiss: You know I go both ways so if you ever want to bring a girl home just say the word. Or a guy.
Jaune: Are we going to have a problem here? Weiss?
#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#weiss schnee#white knight#whiteknight#whiterose#white rose#war of roses#spicy
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Ruby: Call Jaune 'Don Walsh' the way he reached my Challenger Deep.
Yang: ...
Yang: *Burning brighter than ever before* Where is he right now? I wanna talk to him.
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Flynt: *Playing Blood upon the Risers on his Trumpet*
Ren: *Standing in Solemn Silence*
Papa Arc: Here Lies a Good man, Jaune Lunas Arc, gone before his time.
Jaune: Guys?
Sun: I'm gonna miss the bastard.
Neptune: He went out a happy man.
Papa Arc: Taken by a women, fair and Kind, yet ferocious and powerful.
Jaune: Hey! I'm right here!
Mercury: Sometimes, I still hear his voice.
Oscar: *Blowing his nose, face red with grief* I know!
Papa Arc: In time, perhaps we all may see him again, changed, but still Jaune. Afterall, he has gone where only one of us has gone before, and that many hope to follow him to.
Jaune: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
Flynt: We're mourning you, Dude!
Jaune: Why!
Papa Arc: this is the first time in the past three months any of us have seen you.
Jaune: No it isn't You've been helping me take care of my pregnant Wife!
Mercury: Yeah, but you've done nothing but talk about how she's been and how the babies have been doing.
Jaune: So! It's exciting!
Ren: last night You texted me at four in the morning to inform me that Penny was woken up by your baby kicking-
Jaune: It's amazing!
Ren: For the twentieth night in a row.
Jaune: So? You should be happy for us!
Oscar: When was the last time you read an X-ray and Vav comic?
Jaune: Like just yester- Last week-
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Oh.
Jaune: Oh no.
Ooh what do you think of this jaune introducing penny to his parents.
Jaune: Mom, dad. This is my girlfriend, Penny Polendina.
Penny: Salutations Mr. and Mrs. Arc!
Mama Arc: Well hello to you Penny, and my does my son know how to pick the cute ones.
Mama Arc: But you can just call me Blanche, dear.
Penny: I will try my best.
Mama Arc: Don't you have anything to say to her, Nick?
Papa Arc: ...Aren't you that girl that who was torn apart during the last Vytal Tournament?
Penny: Yes, but thankfully I was able to have a new body built.
Jaune: ...
M+PA: Jaune, explain now.
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Ooh what do you think of this jaune introducing penny to his parents.
Jaune: Mom, dad. This is my girlfriend, Penny Polendina.
Penny: Salutations Mr. and Mrs. Arc!
Mama Arc: Well hello to you Penny, and my does my son know how to pick the cute ones.
Mama Arc: But you can just call me Blanche, dear.
Penny: I will try my best.
Mama Arc: Don't you have anything to say to her, Nick?
Papa Arc: ...Aren't you that girl that who was torn apart during the last Vytal Tournament?
Penny: Yes, but thankfully I was able to have a new body built.
Jaune: ...
M+PA: Jaune, explain now.
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Genuinely curious because I think we all know that Lamia and Drider are the best. (Objectively) (Totally correct) (I'm not biased at all in this. Nope. Not at all.)
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Ruby: My throat has been so sore and scratchy lately. I think what would really help it is your co-
Jaune: Some cough drops?
Ruby: No, your co-
Jaune: Maybe some warm tea and honey?
Ruby: *deep inhale* YOUR CO-
Jaune: Yelling isn't going to help.
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Jaune: Oh hey, I have a shirt just like that.
Ruby: This is your shirt.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: It's so cozy.
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Jaune: Hmmm.
Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*
Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.
Yang: That's the idea.
Jaune: Hmmm.
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Jaune: Do you have anything on underneath it?
Ruby: Maybe, Maybe not~ You'll just have to find-
Jaune: *Pounes on her*
Ruby: Aah!
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Jaune: *Carrying Ruby, with a beaming smile* This is your fault you know. You teased me.
Ruby: *Covered in hickeys and clearly winded* And ... *Huff* I'll do it again!
Jaune: Oh hey, I have a shirt just like that.
Ruby: This is your shirt.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: It's so cozy.
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weak tiny little twink knight who can’t use a sword to save his life and could never beat anyone in combat x the massive monster who basically attached herself to him and will fight whoever he points her at
her payment is fucking the life out of him whenever she wants
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Ruby: COME ON! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY IF YOU CAN'T KEEP FIRING!
Jaune: W- What?
Ruby: RELOAD AND FIRE AND YOU CAN 'FIRE' DEEP INSIDE ME SO WE CAN HAVE ADORABLE SILVER EYED-BLOND HAIRED BABIES!
Jaune: Are you turned on right now?!?!
Ruby: Jaune, you are firing a Gun. That shoots Cookies. I have never been more aroused than right the fuck now. So for as much as I like Edging, I need you to Reload and Fire.
Ruby: Now.
For jaune ruby concention cookie gun
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...Hah. Go ahead.
Jaune: Would you buy it?
Ruby: ...No. No, I would not buy a cookie gun. There's no point in wasting good cookies.
Jaune: Well, what if they're stale?
Ruby: What did I just say?
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Jeanne: *Pins Oscar to the Wall in Vol. 6*
Oscar: *Fear ... And something else*
Ozpin: Oscar! Now is not the Time!
Oscar: The Future is now old man! Strong women are hot!
#this edit makes me deeply uuncomfortable#jeanne arc#genderbend#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#oscar pine#pine gold#rwby#rwby pinegold#pinegold
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Another chapter.
Took less time than the first, but was probably more nerve-wracking.
Give it a look. Maybe even let me know what you think?
#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#jaune arc#bumbleby#rwby dragonslayer#knightshade#stung knight#rwby nsfw#rwby smut#rwby fanfiction#jealous of Blake and Jaune right now FR FR#Yang is just. Complete putty liable to become a full liquid in their hands.
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Bobbit Worm!Faunus Cinder: Hey, Want a Blow job?
Jaune: ... No thank you.
The origin of the Bobbit Worm's name is ... certainly interesting.
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Bobbit Worm!Faunus Cinder: Hey, Want a Blow job?
Jaune: ... No thank you.
The origin of the Bobbit Worm's name is ... certainly interesting.
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