Penny: boyfriend Jaune, i couldn't help noticing that you were giving a lot of attention to repairing my feet. You even modified them to have toes that i didn't have before! Is it what people call a fetish?
Jaune: *spitting his drink* No! It's just that i found it weird that you didn't have any! I am NOT into feet!
Penny: *tilting her head* Is that so? I wouldn't have minded really. It's not that different from when i used my arm-
Jaune: *panicking* P-penny?! We aren't alone!
Weiss: *who was sitting next to him* Oh it's fine, i'd be thrilled to hear more.
Jaune: .... I would have expected that from Blake, but et tu, Weiss?
Weiss: I've been sleeping next to your room on one side and your sister's on the other. I don't know if it's an Arc thing but i could hear everything from both of your rooms!
Jaune: Oh god i'm so sorry i-
Weiss: I want in!
Jaune: ...sorry for my Valois, but excusé moi?
Weiss: *fidgeting* You both made me horny and...
Penny: If friend Weiss wanted to participate, she should have asked since the beginning! Jaune has always enough energy for more!
Jaune: Penny!?! *Turning to Weiss* Look, i am flattered that you think of me as handsome enough to want physical relationship with both my girlfriend and I, but-
Weiss: I've been regretting my decision in Beacon since a year ago and when i finally got the courage to tell you i wanted a relationship, you began dating Penny. Then not even a month later i could hear Penny's voice clearly attaining nirvana. I will NOT pass over the chance Penny just gave me!
Jaune: *sigh* Could we at least wait when we arrive in Atlas? I don't think the train tomorrow is a good place to have your first time.
Weiss: *blushing* W-why would you think it's my first time!?
Jaune: is it not? I just assumed you...
Weiss: *still red* It is, but keep your assumptions for yourself, Jaune!
YANG VS BBY RUBY: every adult they’re around is an alcoholic, addiction
Weiss had to break it to her that she’s definitely not allergic to alcohol and Yang just lied so Ruby wouldn’t die of alcohol poisoning at the ripe age of 5 and a half
Yang however refuses to admit this and would probably try and convince Blake and Weiss they were allergic to alcohol as well if she could
She actually did convince qrow once when he was already drunk as hell but that just made him think he was gonna die and made them have a fake funeral for him