Picture this...
Sun: I don't understand how girls can like something like Twilight, it's so dumb.
Neptune: Yes, imagine being harassed by a boy who is pale as if he was scared to death and one who doesn't know that shirts exist.
Jaune: What if the story was different?
Sun: What do you mean?
Jaune: What if the story was about a Vampire girlfriend and a thick muscular tomboy werewolf fighting for the attention of an introverted guy?
Sun: And what difference does that make?
Neptune: *Having a realization* Oh my god...
Sun: Neptune?
Neptune: *A tear falls down his cheek* I get it now.
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Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5
Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.
Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-
Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty
Jaune:..why?
Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-
Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.
Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!
Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.
Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.
Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.
Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.
Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.
Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.
Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?
Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.
Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.
Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop
Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.
Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.
Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!
Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks
Neptune: dear oum...
Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.
Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.
Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.
Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.
To be continued...
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Hi, hello it's me again, coming out of the woodwork to post more Starr Sanzang concepts because I will never know peace until she's in the show proper and we have her canon design 🥺🌟
Single images located under post ⭐
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The Grimm-Slayer
Inspired by this;
Jaune/Grimm-Slayer(decked out in his full, rust covered armor): *Walking into the Guild Hall as techno music plays in the background*
Marrow(awestruck at the sight of the Knight): Who’s that lanky, armored man?
Sun(awe in his voice): Take a big~ whiff guys.
Sun(as Grimm-Slayer walks past them): That’s the smell of a real huntsman!
Neptune(taking in a deep whiff of Jaune’s musk): SSSNNNOOORRRTTT!!! Aaahhh~…
Neptune(spontaneously combusting into flames due to Jaune’s sheer manliness): OH GOD!!!
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RWBY MEME ‘S
If Weiss and yang become maidens together I’m gonna be so happy rip to winter and Raven I LOVE them but like… besties with magic…
I whole heartedly believe Yang was so glad sun went with Blake to wherever she was going because Blake “hasn’t slept or eaten in three days to catch one bad guy” belladonna cannot be left alone with an injury she will NOT take care of it properly
Also considering it’s framed as Blake left as soon as she was physically able and sun had to follow right behind her he probably wasn’t the one to tell Yang Blake left he’s just who informed everyone she left I like to think Weiss maybe got to wait till Yang woke up before she got dragged away by her dad or it was ren and Nora
I love that RWBY are like the face of the world defending itself because those are like THE most mentally ill children you should not be letting them make decisions but whatever it’s funny and the worlds ending anyway
Yang post losing her arm like: fuck am I supposed to do now?? Be a prank YouTuber???
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A regular Mario Party game.
Ruby: The guys still playing video games?
Nora: Yep. Let's bother them *She smiles*
Ruby: *Smiles back* Sure!
When you get to the room where they are playing. They open the door and see Jaune with a bat in his hand and Sun on the floor. While a terrified Neptune is hugging a calm Ren.
Ruby: What happened?! *she asks in panic*
Jaune: He stole my star.
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