#Pyrrha nikos
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Nora: Come on, Pyrrha! Commit just one crime!
Pyrrha: No! I can’t do it! 😫
Nora: For your mental health!
Pyrrha: …can I pick the crime? Maybe I could take two free samples instead of just one? 🥺
Nora: Try a little bigger!
Pyrrha: 🤔
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Lisa Lavender: World finance markets were thrown into chaos today when servers storing a variety of student loan, credit card, and medical debt data were wiped out!
Lisa Lavender: The cause of the large-scale data loss remains unclear, but investigators found evidence of a simultaneous high-voltage surge and a spontaneous magnetic field which wiped all debt data clear and destroyed backups.
Lisa Lavender: Finance firms in all kingdoms are requesting aid in retrieving the missing data, but few citizens have come forward to provide details on their own debts.
Lisa Lavender: Intelligence organizations are investigating whether this represents an act of terror, but so far no organization has claimed responsibility.
Pyrrha: *turns off tv* 😰
Nora: *reading mail* I don’t know who “Sienna Khan” is, but she’s asking if we want a job with her!
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#lisa lavender#if someone wiped out the data on those debts we would build a statue of them
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Pyrrha: Why did Ruby send you a picture of Crescent Rose disassembled?
Jaune: That's her version of a nude.
Pyrrha: Oh, well I-
Jaune: And it's private so stop looking at it.
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Sword and sorcery AU omake
Jaune: So, with the fact i can now cast magic, does this mean i'm a wizard?
Ruby: But doesn't your power come from a ghost like patreon? Wouldn't that make you a warlock?
//I am not a demonic entity or a god! I didn't make a contract with you, did i?//
Jaune: He disagrees with your statement since i didn't make a contract.
Pyrrha: Maybe a grave cleric then?
Jaune: Are you my ancestor?
//I lived for thousands of years, you all ARE my descendents!//
Jaune: Doesn't seem to be that. So i guess it would be Wiz-
Ren: No, you aren't a Wizard Jaune. Wizard learns magic, yours comes naturally.
Jaune: A druid?
Nora: can you speak with plant and animal?
//I'm telling you right now, the answer is no//
Jaune: Nope... A sorcerer then?
//That... Kinda work. Though technically you are channeling my power... I'm beginning to think you might be a cleric.//
Jaune: *sigh* Am i freak, that's what i am.
Qrow: *getting dragon and dungeons edition 3.5* Hm... I think you might be a favored soul.
Jaune: What's that?
Qrow: Think paladin x cleric but without the express need of a god or need of study.
//Considering your Semblance seem to be able to "heal" and "boost", that does sound about right//
Ruby: ... So we have a cleric/paladin, a ranger, a rogue, a warrior, a barbarian and Qrow.
Qrow: You don't give me a class?
Ruby: *shrug* We need a dm.
Qrow: *sigh* Just my luck, i'm always the forever Dm
#jaune arc#rwby#rwby au#sword and sorcery au#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#nora valkyrie#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#ozma#qrow branwen
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#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall#ruby rose#it's complicated#burning arkos#fueled by roses#gilded rose#scarlet trio#lancaster#arkos#knightfall
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Rusted Knight.
Tarnished Spartan.
Frosted Empress.
Withered Rose.
Lich Dragon.
Frayed Ninja.
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Clowning Around in RWBY Chibi
#spirit halloween#Halloween#animatronics#clowning around#RWBY#RWBY chibi#velvet#ruby rose#sun wukong#neptune#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc
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I just found this gem. It's crazy and bizarre, and I think someone can describe it as "radiating crackhead energy".
https://youtu.be/_8kaMEUkX70?si=8UwBQ5op-iR4Nqeq
I think Nora would not just like it, but jam to it. However, what do RWBY and JNPR think of it?
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We begin our story like any other. With a hot, young, sexy lady with an ass that just won't quit. I mean, as she was skipping down the lane with her cheeks clapping, you'd swear it'd start raining with how much thunder was rumbling. I mean, there's bubble booties, and then there's thunder-packed super buns~!
Unfortunately, such magnanimous mounds of meaty... butt... muscles could not be resisted from being slapped. And so they were. And by unfortunately, I mean unfortunately for the guy who slapped the butt, because that butt was attached to the body of a dynamite babe with an ass that won't quit.
An ass... and a hammer.
Nora swung her hammer round, knocking the pervert into the nearest distant wall. As he tried to recover, she then launched volley after volley of grenades from her grenade launcher at the lecherous butt-slapper. Smoke and pink mist surrounded and engulfed the rude dude. He stumbled through, finding his chin meeting the huge hammer head of her hefty helper in all things hurtful.
Nora then flew into the air and smashed her hammer down, catching and slamming the handsy creep into the ground, headfirst, leaving the dumb stupid idiot unresponsive on the ground.
She then skipped off into the sunset of the casino, her bouncy and bubbly butt cheeks clapping with every skip.
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"Sooo.... What did you guys think~?"
"It's... an improvement." Jaune sheepishly shrugged. "But, uh... Did you really need to talk about your ass like that?"
"What's wrong with a girl being proud of what she's got?"
"Nothing, nothing!" Jaune waved his hands defensively. "It's just... kinda..."
"Off-putting?" Pyrrha suggested.
"Vulgar?" Weiss added.
"Kinda overrated?" Yang rolled her eyes.
"Oh, you're just jealous of my donk, and you know it~!" Nora stuck her tongue out. "What about you, Ruby? What'd you think?"
"I, uh... I'm kinda lost." The red-hooded girl admitted. "Was the guy really strong or were the grenades like flashbangs? Mixed with smoke grenades?"
"They're regular grenades." Nora answered. "The guy was just kinda strong."
"Kinda strong? I don't think anyone can survive normal grenades like that."
"Oh, sure they can! I did last week!"
"...Okay, normal people can't survive grenade explosions."
"Jaune can!" Nora pointed.
"Yeah, because I have a shield."
"And also aura." Pyrrha added.
"What about you, Blake? Did you like it?"
"It's a decent story, though I think the premise is a little self-indulgent. It really felt like you were writing this story more for yourself than for an audience. Also, the fact that you just waved off murdering someone in an incredibly graphic way is somehow justified by his sexual harassment on his part. This really felt more like a revenge fic written to blow off steam, something better kept to yourself than shared with others."
"...Wow! That's a lot of words for 'It's perfect, Nora!' What about you, Renny? Did you like my-" She turned to see an empty seat where Ren was previously seated, which was noted by the chains left ringed on the cushion. "Ah. I see you've already escaped at some point."
#rwby#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#electric six#down at mcdonnelzzz
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Pyrrha: *glances at Jaune in his dress* No heels? You coward.
Jaune: Anyone wanna trade me for my converse?!
Yang: Right here Jaune. *pulls off her heels*
Jaune: *slips on Yang's shoes and they are several sizes too small, he stumbles about in them*
Ruby: Yes! That's how it feels!
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If anyone is wondering why I didn't post anything for Pyrrha's birthday, it's because her birthday is actually 27 September, as revealed years ago by the mobile game twitter. Miles just had to fuck her over one last time by retconning her birthday to match his, but fuck that guy, my girl's special day is 27 September
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The Invincible Girl
Hey peeps!
Pyrrha Nikos! We stan!!
I was working some more on my RWBY Achilles AU (Basically RWBY but Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha) and wanted to draw a part of the fight scene she’d have with Cinder during the finale of Volume 5. She’d do way better than Jaune there, but yeah she’d eventually get sloppy after letting her emotions get in the way
But hey! Angry/Sad faces are more fun to draw anyway >:D
I feel like it’s been forever since I made a piece with such dramatic lighting like this! It feels good, but I’m definitely rusty. I had to rely a LOT on IbisPaintX premade effects to get the fireball’s impact looking right, so that’s something I wanna work on in the future
Anyway, enjoy angsty Pyrrha, and her design references are below for anyone who’s interested <3
#my art#rwby#rwby art#rwby fanart#Pyrrha#pyrrha nikos#rwby pyrrha#rwby pyrrha nikos#fight scene#Volume 5#rwby volume 5#Achilles au#RWBY Achilles au#Pyrrha survival au#greenlight volume 10
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How Pyrrha Unwinds
Pyrrha: …well…it’s been lovely, and thank you for having me on your show…! 😅
Pyrrha: *ends video call and slumps into her favorite comfy chair* 😮💨
Ren: Wow, that interview was really…something…
Nora: That host was a smug asshole! I wanted to jump through the screen and smack him! I don’t know how you stay so polite, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: No…no…it’s fine…! He’s just doing his job!
Ren: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s* Pyrrha, we’ve talked about this. You don’t have to pretend things are all right when they aren’t.
Pyrrha: 😣
Pyrrha: You’re right…! I hate doing these interviews with all their rude personal questions and I hate the constant expectation that I act perfectly every day because there’s always a camera! 😫
Nora: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyrrha! We’re here to help! And so is Jaune when he gets back from his trip!
Pyrrha: *slumps* Thank you, Nora…it already helps to have real friends like you and Ren…
Pyrrha: I’m just feeling extra stressed right now because Jaune is out of town. He does this thing that makes me feel like I can be myself and forget all about being a celebrity!
Ren: Maybe we can help? What does Jaune do?
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Pyrrha: *exhausted after long day* 😞
Jaune: *carefully undoes Pyrrha’s armor* You know, you had the cutest laugh when you watched that kitten video earlier.
Pyrrha: *standing limp as Jaune undresses her* I do not. I laughed so hard I snorted…!
Jaune: *puts Pyrrha’s armor away and undoes her ponytail* It’s cute! And you also have a great sense of humor!
Pyrrha: *sighs as her hair is let down* You’re just saying that… 😮💨
Jaune: *takes off Pyrrha’s circlet and undoes her corset laces* And you’re totally badass. 😌
Pyrrha: *closes her eyes and leans into him* Noooooo…
Jaune: *kisses Pyrrha’s forehead while shrugging off his clothes down to his underwear* Yeah-huh! You looked super cool yesterday when you deployed your shield and spear without breaking stride!
Pyrrha: *slumps against Jaune in her underwear* Mmmmm…
Jaune: *turns on fan and pulls Pyrrha down on comfy couch*
Pyrrha: *nuzzles and wraps herself around Jaune, reveling in the intimacy, warmth, and soft skin contact on her nose and forehead* 🥰
Jaune/Pyrrha: *cuddle up in a tangle of limbs for a nap* 😴
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Nora/Ren: *sitting alongside Pyrrha with their arms around her*
Pyrrha: …thank you both, but it’s just not the same…😞
#JNPR totally cuddle each other#but sometimes Pyrrha just needs her Jaune#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#sometimes a cuddle after a long day is just the thing
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“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial
#rwby#warrior nun#pjo#heroes of olympus#avatar the last airbender#many other characters#many other fandoms#penny polendina#pyrrha nikos#shotgun mary#jason grace#charles beckendorf#silena beauregard#sokka#fandom#the owl house#flapjack#king t'challa#natasha romanoff#jackie taylor#laura lee yellowjackets
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Ren: ... Someone is approaching!
JNPRR: *readying their weapons*
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Tyrian: *jumping from one of the houses* Oh? I see i was expected, wasn't i? *Giggle*
Jaune: *eyes flash to brown* Damn it, just what we needed. A psychopath with too much time on his hands. What are you here for? *Point crocea mors at Tyrian*
Tyrian: Aw~ you want to be the one i play with? Too bad! I'm here for the girl. *Point at Ruby* But... You intrigue me. You seem to know of me?
Jaune: *eyes flashing to blue* I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't know who you are, but i can say that you will regret going against u-
Tyrian: *with a lot of agility, goes on the offense, trying to cut Jaune leg, which he blocks with difficulty* Good~ you know how to use that shield of yours.
Ruby: Jaune! *Shoot at Tyrian, who parries each bullet without too much difficulty* Don't be this impatient little one, i'll be here soon~ *leap to Ruby using Jaune shield as a platform to get himself more momentum* Missed me? *Use multiple attack to try disarming Ruby*
Pyrrha: No you won't! *Use her semblance to remove Tyrian weapons from his hand*
Tyrian: *cackling* You think this will help you? *Dodge Nora's attack* Woah there! Almost got my head!
Nora: *gritting her teeth* That's the idea! *While continuing to put pressure on Tyrian, Ruby uses Electric Dust to boost nora* Take that! *Hit him square in the chest, making him fly through the clocktower*
Pyrrha: You got him?
Tyrian: *maniacally laughing* Oh! That's what they call a homerun! *Dash quickly from the tower, kicking Nora in the guts, breaking her aura*
Ren: NORA! *Goes to her, looking if she is alright*
Tyrian: *shrug* Toys aren't as durable as they used to be i see.
Jaune POV
//Use my power//
Jaune: *blinking* What? Wasn't that-
//concentrate and imagine a gust of wind//
Jaune: *panicking* Who are you? What's going on?
//*sigh* Of all the host why must i have gotten a chatty one that i can't switch place with. You have magic. Trust me, point at your ennemis and imagine a guat of wind. Or fire. Or anything that will hurt him. I'll take charge of the difficult part//
Jaune: Your voice, aren't you-
// yes, it's me, Ozpin. Now stop asking questions and save your friend.//
Jaune: ... *Nod, then concentrate on making a ball of fire*
// By the gods, with how much aura you have, you could almost be a mage.//
Return to the fight
Tyrian: *fighting both Pyrrha and Ren by himself* You are good, but you both are still lacking in technique and bloodlust!
Jaune: *opening his eyes* FIRE!
*a ball of fire around the size of a basketball goes straight to Tyrian face*
Tyrian: *jumping out of the blast trajectory* Well well well! I even found you at the same time!
Jaune: *panting like if he ran 5 miles* That *huff* was *huff* really hard!
// well, i did just wake up. It's difficult to transform aura into magic, you know!? Gee... Anyway, you should dodge//
Jaune: What? *Sees Tyrian stinger going straight for his throat* OH GOD! *Deflect the stinger away clumsily with a shield bash*
Tyrian: *smiling* Now what should i do? Should i take the girl? Or the ghost?
Qrow: *descending from the sky, attacking Tyrian with his scythe* How about neither, pal?
Tyrian: *dodging with a somersault* Hm... Maybe i should get serious? I am disarmed and now the crow has finally shown himself.
Qrow: Kids! Leave the area! I'll take him on!
Ruby: Uncle Qrow!
Qrow: *turning to Ruby* Now!
//He does have a point, you all are keeping him down and it would be wiser to leave for now//
Jaune: *nods* Let's go team! You heard him!
NPR: *nods at Jaune*
Ruby: But he needs our-
Qrow: *still attacking and dodging Tyrian* I can't fight at my best with you here! Go, now!
//He needs to be alone to use his semblance against an enemy//
Jaune: Ruby! Believe in your uncle damn it!
Ruby: ... Fine.
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Qrow: *rejoining team JNPRR* He got away. But he shouldn't be going against us for now.
_NPRR: *looking intensely at Qrow*
Jaune: ... Hey, you old sack of feathers, when i was recovering, it didn't come to you it would be nice to tell me i had a ghost in me!?
Qrow: *Wincing* To be fair, i didn't know how to tell you the information.
Nora: And you didn't tell us he could use magic!
Qrow: ... No, that's news to me too.
Jaune: *sigh* the voice in my head is telling me it shouldn't be possible, but with how much aura i have and my semblance-
Ren: You discovered your semblance?
Jaune: *shake his head* Apparently it regenerated my aura so we are assuming here.
Pyrrha: Go on.
Jaune: Well, basically Ozpin can channel his magic through my aura, making it far more potent than it would normally be.
Qrow: ... Does that mean-
Jaune: Before you ask, yes, that apparently makes me like one of the maidens.
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My first try at putting more action in a scene, though i did cut the fight in the middle since there wasn't going to be much dialogue and i'm not the best at representing a scene, so multiple would be hard af lol.
#jaune arc#rwby#rwby au#sword and sorcery au#ozma#qrow branwen#ruby rose#lie ren#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#team jnpr#tyrian callows
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"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."
Helmet BONK sound.
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#arkos#pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune#rwby fanart#digital art#tarnished spartan#rwby au#rwby volume 9
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Jaune laid on the concrete, exhausted, as Ruby looked down with concern.
"You going to be okay, Jaune?" She asked, and all Jaune could do was give her a thumbs up.
"Go to your team, Ruby. I'll be fine...imma just lay here for a moment...soak in the moonlight, " He told her, giving her his best smile.
Ruby giggled, the concern still their but if Jaune said he was okay, then she believed him. Off she went to go reunite with her team and speak with Blake about what happened.
Jaune watched her leave as he sighed as the pain from getting throttled began to fade away.
'Bleep'
Jaune pulled out his scroll.
'Sherbert': Sorry for all that, Kid. Thanks for the heads up, I owe you one.
Jaune rolled his eyes.
Jaune: Yeah, sure, I'll hold you to it. How's the Gremlin?
Sherbet: Upset, you know she detest hurting you.
Jaune: I know, tell her I love her and that we'll go on a nice date when all this is over.
Sherbert: Tell her yourself, I am no cupid.
Jaune: You suck.
Sherbet: Love you too, get some rest, school in the morning, Do-Gooder.
Jaune sighed and put his scroll back in his pocket before getting up, winicng at the pain he felt, Jaune looked over to Team RWBY, happy to see things getting resolved, it made him feel good.
"Jaune Arc!" eyes widening as their stamping towards him with hell on her heels was his partner Pyrrha, accompanied by Nora and Ren.
Oh boy, he did not like the look in those green eyes.
Maybe lying to your partner and saying you're going to the library to study only for you to end up on local news television ensuring your best friend, and love of your life make a clean get away.. wasn't really the smartest thing to do, huh Jaune?
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so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…
#i’m sure someone’s already made a meme like this but i can’t stop thinking about it lmaooo#miraculous ladybug#love square#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#rwby#arkos#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#spiderverse#ghostflower#miles morales#gwen stacy#adventure time#fionna and cake#petrigrof#spy x family#twiyor#pfb talks
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