First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

You wanna come over and just go to sleep?

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

sketched my favorite butch for lesbian visibility week

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

butch bait

i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this

Every time I remember that Pyrrha has never seen Palamedes’s face I suddenly want to jump into a trash compactor.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything