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Ruby: This place is so... Dead.
Jaune: *eyes flashing to brown* ... *Looking at the map, mumbling* Shit, we shouldn't be here, i knew that map was missing something.
Ren: *looking around* This is Oniyuri, a settlement made by rich people that tried to become its own city. I heard my parents talking about it, i think it was destroyed by a grimm.
Ruby: You mean Grimms, right?
Ren: *shaking his head* No, a single grimm.
"Jaune": This area is known for a legend. A grimm riding a horse. A nuckelavee if you prefer.
_NPRR: *looking at Jaune with a strange look*
Jaune: *eyes flashing Blue* What? Not all stories from professor Port were soporific.
Ren: *sigh* In any case, we should keep moving. I don't know why but i feel like someone is watching us.
Pyrrha: You think it's a grimm?
Ren: I'm not sure. But i can sense danger nearby and i don't want to stick around and find out.
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Oh No! There Is only One Bed. Whatever Shall We Do? 🤭
This takes place during team RNJR arc.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir we only have two rooms with one bed available.
Jaune: Why does every time we order a room this keeps happening?
Ren: I know this is getting ridiculous. There's not even that many guests here in the first place.
Ruby: Well, I mean we can't complain. We still got a room at least.
Nora: Yeah. I mean this is all could just be a coincidence. *winks at the receptionist*
Receptionist: *gulp* Yes we are sorry for your trouble. Here's the keys please don't hurt us!
*runs away*
Jaune: Hmmm.... Strange greetings. Must be a Mistralian thing. Anyway Ren, you want to share a bedroom with me again.
Ren: Of course Jaune... Wait Nora, why are you pulling me?
Nora: Oh no you don't, you little fruit! You're going to sleep with me and I am gonna straighten you up or die trying.
Ren: Wait Nora, wait! No!!!
Jaune: All right, I guess we will be sleeping together then.
Ruby: *blush* I guess so...
Sometimes later:
Nora: Yes!!! Ahhh.... *moan* Do it Ren... Don't stop... Don't stop. Faster Ren, Faster! If you stopped I will break your fucking legs!!!!
Ren: *crying* please just let me go back to sleep.
Jaune: Boy they sure making all that strange sounds next door. Wonder what they're doing?
Ruby: I'm sure it's nothing.
*cuddle closer with Jaune*
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#lie ren#nora valkyrie#ren x nora#nora x ren#renora#renora rwby#team rnjr
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Team RNJR Propaganda
#rwby shitpost#team rnjr#Image stolen from the fnki subreddit#The author admitted that there is a problem with the pronouns because Google Translate fails most of them in translating them#And as someone who uses Google Translate I understand it
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Early happy birthday to the best boy
With a little bit of One Piece in there
#rwby#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#team rnjr#rnjr#lancaster#rwbabies#happy birthday jaune
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Help I cannot stop making RWBY as text posts actually
#rwby as text posts#rwby as textposts#rwby#nora valkyrie#lie ren#Jaune arc#weiss schnee#sun wukong#neptune vasilias#ruby rose#qrow branwen#blake belladonna#yang Xiao Long#renora#seamonkeys#team rnjr#team jnrr
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the strongest
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Jaune and Ruby: (Laying in their beds, trying to sleep)
Ren and Nora: (Having very loud sex in the room next door)
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: Soooo, still into weapons?
Ruby: ...Yeah... Do you still like comics?
Jaune: Yeah...
Ruby: How long do you think they're going to go for?
Jaune: ...Yes.
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Nora Perception Check
Team RNJR playing DND waiting for Qrow to wake up before Vol. 5 …
Jaune - "On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark-cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?"
Ruby - "My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- That's a one"
Jaune - "Critical fail. Ren, what do you do?"
Ren - "Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- ...Okay, I rolled a one"
Jaune - "That's another critical fail. Nora, what does your human bard do?"
Nora - "Active Perception Check"
Jaune - "...That's a natural 20"
Nora - "Let's fucking go" ( Starts playing a flute and singing)
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
These muthafuckas mean to harm us
And they got to go
So come on, get 'em now!
You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my
Tight crew
There's no escaping it
I can perceive you
Here's what we're gonna do
Me and my boys gonna mess you up
Ruby - I rolled a one
Ren - I rolled a one
Nora - Fuck!
My boys are otherwise engaged
So I'm gonna bring it all myself
Nora - "Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?"
Jaune - "Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-"
Nora - "I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go!!"
You're a short muthafucka
And nobody likes you
SHORT!
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head
But then the doctor said
Nora - "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
Jaune - "Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please"
Nora - "Nat 20, let's go!"
Jaune - "You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD"
Nora - "It's always a kid..."
Jaune - "Specifically, the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives"
Nora - "Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? ...Right?"
Jaune - "Yes...? Don't-"
Nora - Loot that body
Gotta loot that body now
Loot that body!
Gotta loot that muthafucka!
Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
Bitch!
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#rwby#rwby jaune#rwby ruby#rwby ren#rwby nora#rwby v4#team rnjr#rwby dnd#tom cardy#perception check#jaune arc#ruby rose#lie ren#nora valkyrie#Youtube
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Bandit A: HAH! All tied up, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Jaune: Man, I really didn't think we'd get captured.
Nora: Sorry! I took melatonin and fell asleep During my watch!
Bandit B: Y'all ain't seemin' all dat concerned 'bout being Roped up.
Frog Faunus!Ren: You touched me without gloves; We aren't concerned about anything other than tracking down your dead bodies.
Bandit A: What's that supposed to mean?
Jaune: Well he's a frog faunus?
Bandit B: What? Some Warts gonna take us out?
Ren: No, the Poison will.
Bandit A: P-Poison?
Bandit B: Oi, keep yer head on. Blondie and Shorty 'ave been touchin him the whole time.
Nora: Oh! We've built up a resistance!
Bandit A: Poison?
Ren: Yes, I am specifically a Poison Dart Frog Faunus. It's why I am very averse to crowds. You are likely beginning to feel the numbness.
Bandit A: IS THAT WHAT THAT IS!
Bandit B: HEY! Keep calm, ye dunce!
Ren: Yes, breathe while you still can before the toxins halt your diaphragm.
Bandit A: SHITSHITSHIT! Is there an antidote!?!?!
Ren: There's a local herb that can save your life. It is a White Flower with Red thorns, and boiling it into a tea, then rubbing it into the afflicted area, as well as drinking it, will prevent the poison from killing you. You only have until Day breaks, So I would get a move on.
Bandit A: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Jaune: You don't seem all that concerned.
Bandit B: I'm NOT! I'm Pissed now tho-
Ren: *Spits in Bandit's mouth*
Bandit B: GEH! *Hack! COugh!* Ah- Eh Why's it so Bitter!
JNR: Toxins.
Ren: You should join your friend You have far less time than him though.
Bandit B: I-eeeeh- cah- cah! MAH TUNG! THIt! *Sprinting away* MAW-ER PHUGGER!
Ren: Huh. Must've been allergic to my tea.
Ruby: Hey guys! I'm ba- Why are you tied up?
Jaune: Just Bandits. Nice Bluff Ren!
Ren: Thank you.
Fun Fact! Poison Dart Frogs don't produce their own toxins, rather they eat toxic Insects (Such as Centipedes) and secrete it through their skin. If you keep a true poison dart frog and restrict its diet from having toxic bugs, it will be safe to handle.
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Team Power Couple
Yang: ...So you're all banging now?
Nora: Yep. I bang Jaune and Ren.
Ruby: I like Ren and Jaune too.
Jaune: And I sleep with all of them.
Ren: None of us really expected this.
Ruby: But now we're team,
RNJR: Power RNJRs!!!
Yang: ...Dad isn't going to be happy about this.
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Team RNJR’s dance styles;
Portrayed by the game “Gotham Knights”
Ruby Rose;
Nora Valkyrie;
Jaune Arc;
Lie Ren;
#rwby#rwby jaune arc#rwby ruby rose#rwby nora valkyrie#rwby lie ren#team rnjr#gotham knights#gotham knights game#Ren would definitely show-off like this
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Jaune: Fun fact!
RN_R: *groan*
Jaune: Most scorpions have venom that is proportional to their body size. The bigger they are, the less lethal the venom get.
Qrow: *suffering a thousand deaths because of Tyrian venom* I care to disagree!
Jaune: *turning back to Qrow* Shush you, i'm already healing you. *Smiling* Beside, had it been as strong as one of the little scorpions, you'd already be dead!
Qrow: .... Ruby, your friend is kinda scary.
Ruby: *sigh* I know.
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#rwby#best rwby fight poll#weiss schnee#velvet scarlatina#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#jaune arc#lie ren#team rnjr
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lie ren crushing on a popular reader
pairing: lie ren x gn!reader
tags: angst, quiet pinning
ren never was the center of attention and he liked things that way
he didn't mind being the quiet one or being alone, though he never truly was alone with his team around
still, he never had a huge friend group and he was content with the way of living
but then he met you, one of the popular students of beacon academy, and suddenly his views started to change
unlike other popular kids, you were so kind and always ready to help everyone, which was why you were so popular
on top of that, you were smart, funny and absolutely beautiful!
ren never thought he'd fall for someone like you, but suddenly he couldn't stop thinking about you
suddenly, he began to wish that he could live a life closer to your own, if it meant that he could spend more time with you
he found himself longingly stare at you and your friends in the hallways or during class, wishing he was part of your group
but deep down he knew he'd never stand out, not the way you do
there was no way you'd notice him. you were so special and compared to you, he felt like a nobody, who could only wonder what it would be like to be with you…
#lie ren x reader#lie ren#ren lie#lie x reader#ren x reader#lie#ren#x reader#x you#x y/n#x gn reader#rwby x reader#rwby#angst#fluff#headcanons#team jnpr#team jnr#team ornj#team rnjr
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AU where Qrow shows up earlier on the Anima trip and uses the most powerful ability of all to help the journey go faster
Being old enough to rent a car Ford Ranger
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april fools day episode that's just a montage of every time team rnjr drops the map and every time they have to double back and search for it. it's 43 minutes long. 20 of that is the map's POV with the sounds of distant yelling mixed with outdoor ambient sounds
#rwby#rwby v4 rewatch#rwby volume 4#rwby v4#greenlight volume 10#greenlight rwby volume 10#team rnjr
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