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razorblade180 · 2 days

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Carmine:Dad! Can you explain this? *lifts photo*

It was a picture of her mother when she was sixteen. The scrappy huntress had a messy pixie cut and flashed a scrappy grin as she yanked a Gheist out of a statue with her bare hands. Ruby’s corset was a little tattered as belts hung from it while her legs were covered by black leggings and red spanks under her combat grin. Meanwhile her army style boots were deep in a Beowulf’s skull.

Jaune:That’s your mother hyped up on adrenaline and giving everyone a heart attack.

Carmine:Yeah but like…She looks so hardcore.

Jaune:Because she is. You should see the photos where she had those nose ring studs and ear cuffs. Went sleeveless for awhile too.

Carmine:…*looks left”

The hardcore woman was currently dancing to Maria’s old albums in the kitchen, her high heels tapping on the tile floor will her red and black dress swayed with her hips; much like her long glorious hair that was kept at bay with a rose scrunchie near her lower back. She noticed her daughter’s glance, waved happily like a corgi, then went back to dancing as she baked muffins.

Carmine:What the heck changed?

Jaune:Nothing. She’ll still buy those if she feels like it. It’s just after she roundhouse kicked Salem and saved the world she looked at us and said, “y’know….I guess I’ll learn to walk in heels.” Then her and Weiss became the world’s next obsession.

Carmine:Including you?

Jaune:Oh no. I’m the weirdo that saw a quirky girl make a crater in the courtyard and think “Ay she’s neat.”

Ruby:They say crime doesn’t pay, but it should be studied how much mileage a man got from sneaking into Beacon and befriending a klutz with poor social skills.

Jaune:Trust the process.

Ruby:Amen to that!

#rwby #jaune arc #carmine arc rose #ruby rose #rwby lancaster #rwbabies #rwby rosebud #rwby au

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howlingday · 1 day

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Landing Strategy

Blake: Ruby, I don't think we should be up here!

Ruby: Who's ready to fly~?

Lancaster Kid: Me! Me! Like a birdie~!

Ruby: Better than that! Like a huntress~!

Blake: Ruby, I don't think anyone's been up here since the Fall of Beacon!

Ruby: It's fine! Besides, this is how we learn, right? Uncle Qrow threw me and Yang, and we figured it out!

Yang: Yeah, true.

Weiss: (Eyes Blake)

Blake: (Eyes Weiss)

Lancaster Kid: I wanna fly now~!

Ruby: There's my little hero~! I'll be right up here if you need me!

Weiss: I can't watch this!

Blake: Please, don't!

Ruby: Heeeere... Weeeeee... GO!

Lancaster Kid: (Tossed) WHEE-

RWBY: (Look over the edge)

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Yang: ...No flying yet.

Ruby: They will.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Weiss: ...Still not.

Ruby: It'll happen.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Blake: ...This is a tall tower.

Ruby: That's why it's good.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEEEEEEE-

Weiss: Y-You need to help them!

Blake: They're falling to their death!

Ruby: Oh, they're just taking their time.

Lancaster Kid: -EEEEAAAAAAAAAAA-

Blake: RUBY!

Ruby: I did the same thing my first time.

Weiss: THEY'RE ALMOST AT THE GROUND!

Ruby: ...Yeah. They're not flying. (Jumps, Spirals down and grabs kid)

Lancaster Kid: (Shuts eyes, Opens)

Ruby: See, honey? Mommy will always be here for you.

Lancaster Kid: Again, again~!

Ruby: Oh... Well, why not. So long as you don't tell-

Lancaster Kid: Daddy~!

Ruby: Yes, don't tell- Uh oh.

Jaune: GIVE ME. MY CHILD.

Lancaster Kid: Daddy~! Daddy~! I flew~!

Jaune: I SAW.

#rwby #hotel transylvania #rwbabies #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #lancaster

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brokentrafficknight · 2 days

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I've always wondered if a Maiden's magic affects them having a kid. I've also wondered if being a Maiden means they can't love someone romantically, since an unmarried woman is the definition of a maiden. The only close enough example of that is Raven but she left Tai before she was a maiden probably, right?

What is the hard age limit of a maiden? Like Raven must have been in her 20s when she killed the last Spring Maiden, if she wasn't the maiden when she had Yang.

I also don't want to give Miles money to answer those questions.

#rwby #jaune arc #cinder fall #winter schnee #lumi schnee #claire arc fall #rwbabies #winter knight #knightfall #a jaune of ice and fire

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superiorsturgeon · 4 hours

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Jamie: (Arkos son) Everything is terrible!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) What’s your problem? Did your dad tell your mom another cringey pickup line while you were in the room?

Jamie: No!

Jamie: You know how my mom was a champion tournament fighter as a teenager? Apparently she was an even bigger celebrity than she lets on…

Jamie: It turns out that a bunch of people were in love with my mom and named their kids after her! 😫

Nala: …oh my gods… 😦

Jamie: There are four kids in my class named different variations of “Pyrrha!” My classmates are named after my mom! 🤢

Nala: Oh my gods! 😨

Jamie: *face in his hands* I’m going to be stuck in a class with them for the rest of the year…! 😰

Pyrrhia: *walking past* Hey, Nala! Hi Jamie!

Pyrrhus: Sup, guys!

Pyrrhin: Nala, can I borrow your notes from today’s lecture?

Pyrrha: *waves and winks* …hey, Jamie~! Want to join me in the sparring room later? 😘

Nala: Oh. My. GODS…

Jamie: 🤮

#rwby #rwbabies #rwby ocs #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #bumbleby #yang x blake #Yang xiao long X Blake belladonna #made myself laugh

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lord-of-rain · 5 days

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Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwbabies #james ironwood #general ironwood

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sevi-fuk · 24 days

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Day 1: Bumblebaby(babies)

#rwby #bumblebyweek #bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwbabies

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notmaplemable · 5 months

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A Penny For A Memory

Ruby: *Looking over some of her student's weapon designs*

Penny: ...Mommy.

Ruby: Yeah, Penny?

Penny: I have a question.

Ruby: Yeah?

Penny: Well, Nicky is named after grandpa Nick.

Ruby: That's right.

Penny: Summer is named after grandma Summer.

Ruby: That's... right.

Penny: And I'm named after your friend, Penny.

Ruby: ...Yeah, yeah you are.

Penny: But... I don't really know anything about her. You and dad... never really talk about her.

Ruby: Yeah... Yeah you're right.

Penny: I-I understand if it's too hard to talk about her.

Ruby: No, *Stands up from her desk* You deserve to know about her. Come on, I've got something to show you.

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*A few minutes later in the Rose-Arc household attic*

Ruby: *Sitting on the floor next to Penny, a photo album laying on their laps* That's Penny, right there.

Penny: Wow, she has red hair like me, and she wears a bow like Aunt Blake used to.

Ruby: Yep.

Penny: What was she like?

Ruby: ...She was always so curious about... pretty much everything. She was really sheltered, so she didn't really know much about everyday life when I met her.

Ruby: It seemed like she always had a smile on her face. She was always happy to do anything. Talk about anything. Just hangout...

Penny: ...Mommy.

Ruby: *Tearing up* And she was brave. So brave. She gave her life to save Remnant. Like a real hero.

Penny: ...Is that why you don't talk about her?

Ruby: *Wipes her eyes* It's just really hard to bring up those memories. There's a lot of what ifs. Especially for your father.

Penny: ...Is that why daddy sometimes screams my name when he has a nightmare?

Ruby: Yeah...

Penny: ...

Ruby: ...

Penny: ...Do you-... Do you think she would've liked me?

Ruby: ...She would've loved you.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster rwbabies #rwbabies #ruby rose

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phuezo · 1 year

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Finished my Bumbleby Family, its been so long since I drew them. Amber, Yin and Mei

#rwby #bumbleby #bumbleby babies #phuezo art #rwbabies #rwby fankids #I was working on another doodle of them but I draw in wrong layer and now i need to fix that lineart Dx #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 7 months

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Ashe: *Fires Crossbow* YOU'LL BE LICKING THE DIRT OFF MY BOOT, LITTLE BROTHER!

Solaire: *Blocks Bolt with a firewall, Throws Bombs* But ten Minutes separate us Sister! Now bow and let take thy head from thy shoulders!

Ashe: *Disappears in light, reappears behind Solaire* Those were the best ten Minutes of my fucking life!

Jaune: Kids! Stop fighting and come eat lunch!

Ashe: *Pinning Solaire, Knife to his throat* Only when He's dead Dad!

Solaire: *Turning Ashe's equipment Red hot* You have no say in what I do, Cur!

Jaune: ... I just wish you guys would get along.

Cinder: I Know they get that from me.

Jaune: I wasn't gonna say it.

Cinder: You were thinking it.

Jaune: Yeah I was thinking it.

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #cinder fall #ashe arc #solaire fall #knightfall #arcfurnace #arcfall #rwbabies #knightfall kids #rwby knightfall

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amelia-yap · 2 years

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helloooo

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwbabies #rwby #my art #missed drawing the babus so heres some quick doods

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weisscoldglare · 10 months

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Greetings and Salutations, Cold. Got a question for you. What was the little schnitzels first words? Or has she not progressed that for yet? Please have a nice day.

The schnitzel has spoken

hope you have a wonderful day too

#blake belladonna #weiss schnee #catalin haze #rwby #checkmate rwby #monochrome rwby #schnitzel #weiss x blake #blake x weiss #checkmate #checkmating #monochrome #rwbabies #idunno #coldglareshares #shenanigans #birthday post #lmao #idek

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howlingday · 6 months

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Cinder: My dear, sweet, beloved family, I, Cinder Fall, matriarch of the Fall-Arc family have an important announcement to make!

Ashe: Ugh! Do you always have to do so much grandstanding? Can't you just get straight to the point and not drag it out?

Cinder: Oh, r-right. Excuse me, Ashe, I'm so used to making grand speeches before I lay out my plans before-

Ashe: Mom!

Cinder: Right, right! I'M GOING BACK TO VILLAINY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jaune: C-Cinder, this... This is such a huge change! I mean, I just got the kids used to the chore wheel!

Damien: Screw the chore wheel!

Jaune: W-What about our health insurance?

Cinder: I'll just set fire to any hospital that tries to deny us!

Damien: Can you blow up the old jungle gym?

Ashe: Can I use combustible fluids in my science projects?!

Cinder: ...Jaune?

Jaune: ...There is this one crossing guard who keeps making snide remarks at me.

Cinder: Then it's decided. Let's all go out and STEAL some ice cream!

Kids: YAAAAAY~!

Jaune: Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! AHAHAHA!

Family: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#rwby #the harley quinn show #cinder fall #jaune arc #arcfall #knightfall #rwbabies

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brokentrafficknight · 2 months

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Arc family pyramid

The Pyrrhamid even

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superiorsturgeon · 2 months

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Jaune: Excuse me, I’m Jaune Arc! I’m Jamie’s father!

Pyrrha: And I’m his mother!

Tournament Official: Sir, Ma’am, your son used some cleverly-forged papers to enter a combat tournament with what we believe are weapons stolen from the two of you! *holds up Jaune’s sword and Pyrrha’s shield*

Jamie: *underage* 🥺

Jaune: Jamie, we’re not angry, we’re just disappointed.

Pyrrha: Young man, you were taught better than that!

Official: Well, I’m glad to hear-

Pyrrha: When fighting older opponents, you know to use a spear for the reach advantage!

Official: Wait-

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #rwbabies #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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lord-of-rain · 2 months

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Dropping their Garnet off at Signal

Jaune: There he goes...