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adulthood is just visiting ur friends, saying "damn bitch, you live like this?" (affectionate) and aggressively helping them clean up while they politely tell you that you don't have to do that. and then having friends do that to you when they visit your apartment.
#eliot posts#one of my friends often does not make his bed and sleeps on a bare-ass mattress so i INSIST on at least putting a fitted sheet on#(and then normally just fully make the bed too bc might as well)#i tell him to ''stop rawdogging the mattress''/''put some protection on that nasty thang''#bc i of course must use the most cursed language available#it only takes like 5 minutes to do and is very worth it#and then i have this second friend who takes this to a whole nother level#he does my dishes every time he visits and lemme tell you. the dish situation around here gets DIRE.#he did like 4 sinkfulls when he was here last#and motivated me to clean the rest of the kitchen while he did that#it took like an hour and we ran out of hot water#but WAY faster than if i had tried to handle that shit alone#and we had fun and jammed to 80s music#another person i'm only loose friends with but i helped her clean a ton of trash from her dorm last time i visited#bc she was on the tail end of a depressive episode and i KNOW how that is#this only works w certain kinds of cleaning tho. you can't tidy up/organize other ppl's shit‚ for example#bc you don't know where anything is supposed to go and you'll likely make things more difficult in the end#amd it just requires you to handle all their personal belongings and open their drawers and shit#and there's a 90% chance that'll make them uncomfortable and like you're violating their space#but shit like dishes is generally very much fair game and won't make them uncomfortable#tho sometimes you gotta ask if there's a specific way they like their dishes washed bc some ppl are picky abt that#ANYWAY#is it obvious my love language* is acts of service?#*(tho the 5 love languages thing is a VAST over-simplification and things are not actually clear cut like that)
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sorry about the spider guts on the wall. i wish they were mine
#I'M SORRY FOR KILLIGN SPIDERS. YOU CAN'T FUCKING LIVE IN MY ROOM THOUGH#i leave daddy longlegs alone cause they're not fucking around with you they'll just chill in the corners.#however that means that the ones that i kill always have like. Fluids and stuff that get splattered 😭#i'm so good about going for the kill with a shoe now (had to get good at it) (only one who will do it so the kids don't freak out)#my heartrate hardly gets to jackhammer status at all. NOT fucking pleasant though#so sorry to the spider from just now. i know your life wasn't supposed to go like that.#you cannnnn't fucking crawl up my wall like that though oh my fucking god#couldn't get its body into the trash can either so most of it just fell behind my bookshelf... 🤮#imagine how fucking easy it would be if spiders didn't try to live in the place where i sleep :|#i'm letting an obscene amount of spiders live in my bathroom rn lemme tell you dkfgjhsd. i can count five of them by memory right now#let one live in my shower long enough that i looked up and there were a ton of baby spiders. so. mistake maybe. but. you know what.#there are not a million baby spiders in my shower anymore. so.#valentine notes
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unprompted inbox call
#010 //: out of character.#lemme get in there & deliver some hand-crafted fluff or other-content if soff trash-dog content isn't the vibe#if soff isn't the vibe you want lmk and I'll change it up. plus if you're multi-muse also lmk who you want it for#it's either that or imma give up and sleep on it. maybe give myself a day to not do anything and try again saturday#me'thinks a small break could do me some good
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green eyed monster (part one of two) — yandere! jealous! fwb! theodore nott x gn! drunk! dumbass! slytherin! reader
theo’s just like…randomly the king of consent here? idk but i’m here for it!!! 👑
reader is like, really pushy, even when theo says no? like, it’s lowkey a side eye, ngl. but i asked my allo boyfie, and he said it was pretty par for the course for a drunk person to act this way so idfk 🤷 lemme know y’all
no actual smut yet! that’s in part two, which i’ll do my best to finish soon!
warnings: it’s literally just talking about sex for 1k words,❗️reader just sort of completely ignores the word no❗️, reader is under the influence of alcohol, threats of violence to reader, one minor instance of slut shaming, possessive/jealous behavior, underage drinking/teen partying
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“Hi, Teddy! D’you wanna hook up?”
Theodore blinked as you stumbled your way through the Slytherin party’s crowds over to him. “Y/n, you’re drunk.”
“So?”
“So I’m not going to sleep with you,” he said plainly, narrowing his eyes in confusion. “You can’t consent right now.”
You shrugged. “No worries. I can go find someone else.”
“No. You can’t consent to them either. C’mon, let me walk you back to your dorm,” Theo sighed, ruffling your hair and plucking the plastic cup from your fingers before chucking it in the trash.
“Oh, c’mon, Teddy- even if I can’t have fun with you, I still want to have some,” you whine, pouting at him. He rolled his eyes and started leading you through the crowded common room by the hand he had splayed across your lower back. “C’mon, Teddy. D’you at least know where Mattheo is?”
But the sound of another guy’s name coming out of your mouth immediately caused Theo’s calm and caring demeanor to shift into a hate-filled scowl as he stopped dead in his tracks and snatched up your jaw in his free hand. “Y/n. Don’t you dare. He’s off limits.”
“…Huh?” You blinked.
“Circe- do I have to dumb it down for you? If you do anything with Mattheo, I swear on my mother’s grave, I’ll make you regret it,” he hissed at you, grabbing your tie and tugging you forward. “Fuck, if you so much as look at Riddle—let alone touch him—I’ll carve out your fucking eyes. Got it?”
“Shit, alright, well- if not Matty, then Enz, I guess,” you suggested, entirely unperturbed by the threat.
Theodore was practically seething. “You’d try to whore yourself out to Enzo too? No. He’s also off limits.”
You startled at his sudden aggression. “Uh- Blaise…?”
“Off. Limits.”
“Even Malfoy?”
“Everyone.”
“Potter?”
Theo’s eyes narrowed. “Anyone you’ve ever met, or anyone I’ve ever met, or anyone I see on the street is off limits.”
“Does that include you?” You asked dumbly, your eyebrows furrowing in confusion.
“What do you fucking think, darling?” He snapped, grabbing your hand and yanking you through the common room and down the hall.
“Ooh, somebody’s jealous,” you said in a singsong voice, grinning at him.
Theo sighed, his anger quickly evaporating at the sight of your dumb drunken smile. “Yeah, yeah. Shush.” He rolled his eyes fondly.
You both walked in a comfortable silence for a moment before you piped up again. “This ain’t the direction to my dorm.”
“No, I’m taking you back to mine. Don’t get your hopes up-” he added quickly when he saw you perk up with a tipsy grin. “We’re literally just going to sleep in the same bed.”
Your grin fell into another pout. “Dick.”
“That’s exactly what I’m not giving you.”
You giggled and leaned heavily against him as he unlocked his dorm door and ushered you inside.
“Theo- c’mon, your bed’s right there,” you pleaded.
“Yeah, and you’re going to fall asleep in it. That’s it.”
“Motherfucker- c’mon,” you whined. “Damn you for being so fuckin’…morally good an’ shit.”
“Don’t be a brat, Y/n.”
“Oh, shut up, bitch.”
Theo closed his eyes and let out a slow breath through his teeth. “I swear to Merlin- once you’re sober, I’m going to fuck that attitude right out of you.”
“Promise?” You asked cheekily, reaching out to smooth a hand over his chest.
“Salazar, you’re lucky you’re drunk right now,” he grumbled, batting your hand away and holding onto the sides of your shoulders to steady you before letting go to dig through his closet. He returned a second later to tug off your clothes and trade them out for one of his tshirts and a pair of his sweatpants (much to your dismay, as you’d been hoping for more to happen when he began undressing you).
Theo helped you into bed, pulling up the covers around you. He climbed into his bed behind you and wrapped both arms around your waist, burying his face into the curve of your neck. It would’ve been a sweet gesture, if his grip wasn’t painfully tight and possessive.
He stroked your hipbone with his thumb and pressed a kiss to the back of your neck. “Now go to sleep, tesoro.”
“M’kay,” you yawned. “G’night, Teddybear.”
“Goodnight, my pretty idiot.”
#harry potter#hp#fuck jkr#x reader#theodore nott#theodore nott x reader#hp x gn reader#hp x male reader#x male reader#theo nott#yandere theodore nott#theodore nott smut#theo nott x reader#theodore nott x male reader#x gn reader#gn reader#x gender neutral reader#gender neutral reader
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Steve watches as Eddie drops the shield clumsily, just lets it fall into the grass. His hand—it’s not shaking, exactly, but there’s a delay to everything, to the way his fingers curl, like even the smallest movement takes so much effort.
Steve knows the feeling: when the whole world feels like wading through molasses.
Eddie comes to sit next to him, thunks the back of his head against the RV and winces. “Ow.”
Steve smiles. “We’ve got time, y’know.”
Eddie gives him a blank look. The shadows under his eyes are practically sunken in. “Time?”
Steve gestures out to the distance, where the kids are still playing, where Nancy and Robin are re-counting the supplies he’d noted down earlier. “Reckon you’ve got an hour or so, if you wanna get your head down.”
Eddie snorts. “Ah, sleep,” he says, with a wry smile. “What’s that?”
“Come on, man,” Steve says. “Gotta take any opportunity you can. Don’t want you collapsing before we flambé Vecna.”
Eddie mouths Vecna to himself a couple of times, blows out a breath. “God, my life… my life is fucking crazy.”
Steve chuckles slightly. “Yeah, tell me about it.”
“You’re used to all of this shit, though. Lemme guess, you can sleep just like that?”
“Hmm, not always,” Steve says, which… well, Eddie doesn’t know enough, he reasons, to realise just what an understatement that is.
Eddie sighs again. He closes his eyes, tips his head back against the RV—doesn’t look comfortable at all.
Steve moves closer, gently nudges Eddie’s foot with his own. “Hey.”
Eddie’s eyes open with prolonged, heavy blinks. “Hmm?”
Steve pats his shoulder in invitation.
Eddie lets out an exhausted laugh. “Oh, my life just got even crazier.”
“What? It’s a perfectly good shoulder, dude, I dunno what to tell you.” Steve grins when Eddie keeps laughing. “It’s not bony or anything.”
“That so?” Eddie says, rubs at his eyes with a lingering smile. “You got good reviews?”
“Glowing. Five stars.”
Steve thinks about all the times he’s been a pillow for Robin or Dustin—Max, too, on the seldom few times he’s wheedled until she just took a damn nap, even if it was only for ten minutes.
He taps his shoulder again, goes quiet, more serious. “You’re dog-tired, Eddie. Come on, just ten minutes. Then you can trash my stupid shoulder all you want.”
Eddie just looks at him, considering. Then he huffs, glances upwards as if to say Fine, you win. “You drive a hard bargain, Harrington.”
And with some hesitancy, he tips his head down to the side and settles on Steve’s shoulder.
He’s tense still; Steve can feel it.
“Y’know, one of the best naps I ever had was ‘cause of you,” Steve says conversationally.
Eddie makes a disbelieving noise.
“It’s true. Uh, Winter ‘84, the period just after lunch, I think? Damn, can’t even remember what class it… Anyway, you were giving the teacher shit ‘cause of some test result, you just kept going, it was incredible. No work got done; I just put my head on my desk and slept, and no-one even noticed.”
Eddie chuckles, slumps a little more. “That’s…” And he yawns. “That’s depressing, man. You saying me going on and on was relaxing?”
“Yeah, like one of those meditation tapes. Except, uh, more aggressive.”
Steve feels more than sees Eddie smile. “You’re so dumb.” He hums tiredly, his head resting heavier and heavier on Steve’s shoulder. Voice small, he says, “Keep talking?”
So Steve does.
He keeps up a constant, one-sided conversation, speaking softly. Talks about what they’ll all do after this—mostly nothing, because everyone deserves a goddamn extended Spring Break, he’s decided.
And Eddie sleeps. He doesn’t twitch like Robin, and his head doesn’t nod forward like Dustin—like he’s reached such a level of fatigue that he can only be still. His breathing is deep and heavy in a way that Steve knows only comes from a rare, utterly dreamless sleep.
Steve just sits there for way more than an hour, doesn’t care when his back begins to protest at how unmoving he is. It’s only as the sun begins to set, as the group just begins to head back to the RV, when he reluctantly nudges Eddie.
“Hey. Hey, Eddie. Sorry. Time to get up.”
Eddie mumbles something, barely lifts his head before returning it to Steve’s shoulder. “Hmm… five more minutes?”
Steve sighs through a little laugh. Feels suddenly emotional for reasons he can’t fully explain. God, I wanna give you forever.
“Sure, yeah. Five minutes.”
But Eddie rouses after just a minute or two. Sits up and stretches. His eyes look a little brighter, his face no longer quite as grey.
“You were right, man,” he says lightly, gives Steve’s shoulder an endearing little pat. “It’s a nice shoulder. Gotta take good care of that.”
And his hand lingers there, holds on like he did when they were huddled round the Lite Brite. Like he’s saying Take care of yourself, instead.
Steve feels the warmth of Eddie’s hand as he shrugs. “You get first dibs on it, when this is over,” he says.
And he means Come back.
#can u tell i love missing scenes before the battle ❤️ new chapter of you know what later ❤️#steddie#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Ellie Williams in Covid head cannons
Sooooo this is just a small idea I had because I’ve never seen anyone else do this soooooooo. Our poor girly in yet another epidemic. Love you all!
Warnings: a tiny bit nsfw content, cursing, for the girls only pleaseee, lmk if there’s anything else
Was absolutely thrilled when everyone was advised to stay inside because she’s such an antisocial loser untilllllll she saw how everyone was rapidly spreading the disease. She’s low key a germaphobe.
Totally had a YouTube channel which consisted of her recording herself doing nothing but laying on the couch with you watching tv. Her only subscribers were Jesse, Joel, and Dina and some rando from Tennessee.
She found a new obsession every week and now the garage is filled with boxes of old paintings, crochet chickens, and diy art stuff.
Had ranked every Ramen noodle flavor from best to worst
Absolutely freaked OUT when you got Covid from your job and she ended up sleeping over at Joel’s. She actually refused to come back untill you showed her how you deep cleaned the whole house.
Ellie on FaceTime
Ellie: wait babe lemme see right there on the dresser
You: Ellie I literally wiped it down twice
Ellie: well I didn’t see it
Tried to make cookies one time and thought they were perfect and crispy around the edges. They really tasted like chips and she got mad when you laughed and claimed you never take her seriously.
Okay I’m sorry but she was a horny monster like cmon she was in the house all day with you like how can she not.
Had an obsession with the Big Bang theory and made you watch it with her and explained all the science stuff which she knew for the most part. On the ones she didn’t know she’d yap about it till you looked it up and she’d gaslight you into thinking she was right.
You: “Umm babe google says……”
Ellie: “that’s literally what I was saying”
She was at Joel’s house one time helping him make more guitars. She accidentally cut herself and when you demanded she go to the hospital which she was terrified of because of all the Covid patients getting her sick she went like this
“Hold on babe i watched greys anatomy”
Fell victim to the meme pages all in her camera roll that were like this
Hated zoom meetings but she’d be the type to hold her phone on the screen and watch those Roblox Tik toks.
I know i already said she was a fortnite god but that girl watched every single fortnite concert at the time and made sure you were right there with her and she made sure to clip the whole thing even though when watching the clip back her and Jesse were yelling their asses off. She loved season three of fortnite.
Ellie: “ HURRY UP BABE TRAVIS SCOTT IS GONNA PREFORM OH MY GOD JESSE WHERE ARE YOU!!!”
Ellie hated when people overstocked at the grocery store meanwhile she did the exact same thing because she was paranoid and it came in hand since you guys wouldn’t need to go grocery shopping for at least a week and a half
Ellie also discovered games with an emotional storyline like Detroit becomes human, red dead redemption, resident evil, ect. And had a phase where she’d be all poetic and shit thinking she was Shakespeare, she got tired of talking like she was from the 1800s.
Ellie: “my love, your eyes, they remind me of a thousand sunsets…”
You: “did you take out the trash?”
She had all her favorite YouTubers and would watch them on the tv and she’d make you play among us with her because that was “the game of century” as she proclaimed.
She actually had a small mini breakdown because our poor girl found out Joel had Covid and remember that in the news it said older people were more at risk. The poor girl though Joel was gonna die and you laid in bed with Ellie who was sniffling and crying in your shirt while you rubbed her back. Those always calm her down. Then when Joel was better again she made you pinky promise not to tell anyone anything. But she did end up calling Joel more frequently.
You guys actually had spent a lot of time together and most couples who spent so much time together broke up and got bored and such and such but you two actually enjoyed you time together. You and Ellie would would go to an open park where no one was around and watch the sunset and talk about what your plans were after everything was back to normal. Ellie asked if you two could get a puppy and who can ever say no to those eyes and freckles cheeks?
Another thing you guys liked to do was spent all day in bed and cuddling. Now a lot of people will assume Ellie would be the big spoon and that can be true sometimes but the girl is a hugeeeeeee softie. She loved being the little spoon because she felt safe by feeling your soft breath ok her back or shoulder. And she’s hold a dinosaur plushie. Like always.
She cried when she watched videos of family’s finally being able to reunite or grandparents watching their families through a class. Who didn’t cry?
She loved playing just dance with you and she’d purposely pick a song where you both had to dance together because she never has the balls to ask you to dance to with her.
She had a little camcorder where she recorded almost everything in your lives at that point. You brushing your teeth, both of you eating cereal, having tickle fights, ect. What Ellie doesn’t know is that now you sometimes go to the camcorder and watch the old videos and she’d a tear here and there because you loved the memories.
Some how she was actually a beast at the toilet paper kick up challenge and got a good 14 kick ups.
You cannot tell me she didn’t buy those apple juices that actually founded like apples when you bit into them.
I lowkey just had an idea of what Ellie would be like at this time sooooo lmk what other hcs you guys might want! Also be sure to let me know if you’d like to be in the Taglists! Don’t forget to talk about Palestine guys! Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸
Taglists: @vqxen @bready101 @lilylynne11 @Lively-blues @Yurixxiii @vampyangel @gato-chino @a-little-bit-of-everybody @abbysbraids
#ellie the last of us#ellie williams#ellie x reader#tlou2#ellie tlou#ellie x y/n#tlou#the last of us#tlou fanfiction#ellie hcs
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𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞. pt.3
Pt.1 Pt.2
summary: y/n finds her boyfriend (now ex) Chris cheating on her at a party and vows to make him feel the way she did..
warnings: foul language, guys nothing much this part lemme know if I missed anything.
*Not proofread*
purple: Mia
pink: y/n
orange: Chris
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I wake up with the sun shining bright through the curtains blinding me as I wake up.
I quickly turn around to find Mia fast asleep laying on her back with her mouth open slightly snoring.
Trying to go back to sleep, something keeps me up.
I decide to check the time.
I grab my phone to be met with 99+ notifications from none other than Chris.
Memories from last night came flooding back in my head as I sit up abruptly.
I violently shake Mia awake.
She groans. “What?”
“Mia you have to wake up Chris spammed me last night!” I say panicking.
At that she wakes up a bit and slowly sits up.
“Well what did he say?” She asked in a raspy voice.
“I don’t know, I haven’t checked yet.” I say as I unlock my phone and go to messages.
“God damn this man texted me on every fucking app what.” I say looking at all the notifications.
He texted me on messages, instagram, snapchat, twitter, literally everything.
I click on messages first.
I read all kinds of angry messages like “What the fuck did you do?! My house looks like godzilla vomited on it!” or “Why the fuck would you do that?! I get it you’re mad at me that I cheated and I’m sorry but this is a whole other level!” As I read that last text my eye brows furrow.
“What the fuck?! This kid said trashing his house is a whole other level than cheating? like what the fuck she literally was gripping his dick.” Mia laughs as I yell in anger.
“I didn’t even see that!” Mia exclaims laughing even more.
He then texts me again.
“I’m coming to your fucking house to drop off your stuff and talk to you because what the fuck, I won’t leave until I talk to you.”
I gasp loudly making Mia look at me.
“What is it?!” She asks frantically.
“H-he’s coming today.” I say stuttering.
“Oh shit. Well! That sounds like a you problem, I’ve actually got a lot to do today like- um.” I grab Mia.
“Mia don’t you fucking play with me right now! I need you here I’m not gonna be terrorized alone in my own house by my ex boyfriend, so you’re staying here.” I say in here face.
“Alright, let’s go brush our teeth at least PLEASE, I can’t STAND bad breath.” Mia replies unaffected about what I just said.
I roll my eyes as she gets out of bed and walks to the bathroom.
“When is he coming?” She yells from the bathroom.
“I don’t know he didn’t say!” I tell her.
I too get out of bed and walk to the washroom.
Mia hands me my tooth brush and squeezes toothpaste on it. I wet it and start brushing.
Mia turns to me and smiles at me with the toothpaste in her mouth.
I smile back and we laugh.
We continue brushing our teeth until Mia tries to say something.
“Mmrp-ermp.” I laugh and take out my toothbrush.
“What?” My voice kinda muffled from the toothpaste.
She spits. “Are you nervous?”
“Kinda I guess?” I say to her and spit.
Mia gargles water and spits it out harshly.
“Well don’t be, all he wants to do is talk.” Mia speaks.
I gurgle water and then spit it out wiping my mouth with the cloth.
“Yeah I know, but I don’t want to talk to him!” I say gesturing to myself.
“Okay then just don’t open the door and we can watch tv in the living room and eat the snack we bought last night.” She says and gets excited.
I smile.
“Ok let’s go get changed.”
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Mia and I are watching shameless when there were frantic knocks at my door.
“y/n open the fucking door! I know you’re in the ere I can hear the tv!” Chris yells from the other side of the door.
Chris coming completely slipped my mind as he keeps banging.
I look at Mia, “Just ignore him and don’t say anything he’ll think we fled the country or something and left the tv on.” She whispers.
I giggle quietly and nod.
Except I can’t ignore him. Just as he said, he won’t leave till he talks to me.
“Y/n! Open the fucking door! You’re cleaning my fucking house!” He says muffled by the barricade keeping him from rushing in.
“And really? The promise ring AND the necklace? I thought you really liked it. I thought you’d never take it off! That one really fucking hurt y/n.” Chris says through the door sounding sad the longer he talks.
I suddenly feel bad and turn to the door.
I hear him sniffle and small sobs coming from the door.
“I really loved you, y’know that?” He says barely above a whisper.
At his words, I feel a tear stream down my face. I go to say something when Mia covers my mouth.
“He’s guilt tripping you! He’s trying to make you open the door ignore him! He’s the one who cheated so why is he crying?” She whisper yells.
I look back at the door once more and wipe my tears.
We continue watching tv as Chris bangs on the door.
“I already said it y/n! I won’t leave until I get to talk to you!” He screams and bangs harder.
“Can we just watch this in my room?” I whisper and she nods.
We turn off the tv and tiptoe away to my room.
I close the door as he still bangs on my front door.
“I asked nicely! If you had just opened the door I wouldn’t have done this!” I hear him faintly.
I look over at Mia.
She looks at me.
“D-don’t worry he’s not gonna do anyth-“ She suddenly cut off by my front door flying open.
“If you want your shit come down and get it!” He screams from the living room and starts to run up the stairs.
Mia hops out of bed and quickly locks the door just in time.
Chris bangs on the door violently while twisting the knob.
“You really shouldn’t keep the spare key under your mat.” He says.
He’s crazy.
He sighs. “Look y/n please just talk to me. Through the door is fine and I’ll leave right after we’re done, I just wanna talk.” He says calming down.
I look over at Mia.
She sighs and nods at me gesturing towards the door.
I look back towards the door.
“What do you want Chris?” I say quickly.
He sighs in relief. “I know I did something wrong and I hate myself for hurting you, but trashing my house? That’s next level.”
My face immediately changes.
“Trashing your house is worse than cheating?! What the fuck do you mean?! Your fucking hand was down her pants and she was sticking her fucking tongue down your throat?!” I scream.
Mia almost bursts out laughing but covers her mouth to muffle her laughs.
Somehow he didn’t hear her. He stays quiet for a moment.
“I-I’m sorry alright? I didn’t know what I was doing and I got carried away.” He says as I hear a small thud guessing he’s resting his head on the door.
“Huh? I saw her pressing her ass on your dick and you just got ‘carried away’?!” I yell again.
Mia is trying to control herself as she quickly tiptoes to the bed and gets in slowly burying herself under the comforters.
“Just leave Chris!” I yell fed up with his excuses.
He sighs harshly.
“I understand.” He accepts his defeat as I hear his footsteps descending.
The front door slams close and Mia pops her head above the covers.
“Is he gone?” Mia asks.
“I don’t know. I’m gonna go check.” I get up and open the door slightly.
Mia comes up behind me.
“Hurry up what are you waiting for?!” I roll my eyes at her and step out the room.
I look downstairs to see my box of stuff.
I run down the stairs to rip open the box.
I dig through to find some of my clothes and gifts.
I get to the very bottom and find a note.
“I’m so sorry y/n, I never meant to hurt you. I will hate myself forever now, I still love you.”
My face softens.
Then I feel the anger bubble in me.
I rip the paper into pieces and plop down on the couch.
Mia sits down next to me and speaks.
“I have another idea.”
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a/n: what do you guys think she’s thinking ?? guys this part is ass don’t flame me.
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Hi~ I'm so excited for the event!!
Can I request a Zoro x dangerous?
of course, lovely!!!
zoro + dangerous (afab!fem!reader nsfw)
18+, mdni, nsfw, wc: 798 masterlist
cw: semi-public sex, exhibitionism kinda, zoro calls you pretty girl
“Mmmf—Zoro, we’re gonna get caught…” you whisper, biting on the soft flesh of your forearm to muffle a moan as he slowly slides deep inside you.
“Funny, you didn’t care about that when I was eating you out two minutes ago.” he teases, digging his fingertips into your hips as the tip of his cock hits your sweet spot.
You’re bent over the kitchen table just past sunrise, a soft pink and orange glow casts through the windows, spotlighting your sinful act; Brook was sure to be creeping around somewhere after ending his shift of keeping watch at the back of the boat, and more importantly, Sanji was due to be up and starting breakfast any second.
A cup of black tea with a generous amount of honey sits half empty next to your head, and the force of Zoro’s lazy and sloppy thrusts wobble the table and make it spill, littering your fingers with the sugary liquid.
“Someone’s making a mess.” he taunts, running one of his hands over the curve of your ass and gently squeezing it. Your hand finds your mouth, and you pop your fingers into your mouth one by one, twirling your tongue over the warm, sticky tea until the only thing left on them was a thin layer of drool. He inhales sharply at the sight and you feel his cock twitch inside you; you let out a soft whimper as his thrusts deepen and one of his hands drops to rub circles into your clit. Heat begins to coil in your abdomen as you grind your hips into his hand, and Zoro delights in you coming apart around him.
“That’s it—come for me, pretty girl.” he says, voice low and still slightly raspy from sleep.
With a stutter of your hips, a white haze clouds your vision and you come hard; the way you clench around him gets him close, and he bites the inside of his cheek as he tries to hold off his own release.
“Lemme cum in your mouth.” he says once you come down from your high, giving you one last thrust before pulling out of you, his cock slapping on your ass, leaving it wet with your slick. You drop to your knees and take him in your mouth, quickly getting drunk on the taste of yourself on his cock. It doesn’t take long before he warns you he’s close, and you take him as deep as you can, swallowing his hot seed as it spills down the back of your throat.
A string of saliva connects your lips to his cock as he withdraws from your mouth; you smile up at him, eyes sparkling in the morning light. He smiles back at you, ruffling your hair gently before sliding his hand down your face to cup your cheek.
“You did good, lil’ demon.” he says, his smile turning into a smirk as he puts his cock away. You take a moment to stretch your shoulders before standing up and straightening up your nightgown, praying for a few extra seconds of privacy to clean up.
The second you cast a few tissues into the trash can, eat the last bit of your snack that you had been eating prior to your early morning activities, and re-tie the sash on your robe, you nearly jump out of your skin by the sound of a fist banging on the door.
“Who the hell locked the door?” Sanji grumbles, lighting a cigarette. He raises his fist to bang on the door again, but the door suddenly swings open, and his eyes soften when he sees it’s you.
“Sorry, blondie! I must’ve locked it on accident!” you say, smiling sweet as an angel.
“No worries, sunshine.” he assures you as he enters the kitchen and undoes the lock on the refrigerator to retrieve some eggs. Zoro leans against the kitchen counter, ignoring the cook’s presence altogether.
“I’ll leave you to it, let me know if you need any help!” you chirp, intending to slip out of the kitchen before Sanji could probe you with any uncomfortable questions about why you and Zoro had locked yourselves in the kitchen.
“You’re sweet, dear, but I can handle it.” he says, seemingly dismissing you before speaking again, a sly smile on his face. “By the way, sunshine, you’ve got something on your bottom lip.”
Burning up, you dash to the restroom to find a mirror, and let out a sigh of relief when you realize it was just a couple crumbs from your snack still stuck to your mouth.
You let out a deep sigh and smile at your reflection as you fix your hair. Zoro could be trouble sometimes, but he always made the reward far sweeter than the risk.
#one piece x reader#x reader#zoro x reader#roronoa zoro x reader#one piece smut#mdni#i kinda played fast and loose w the prompt on this one but it made sense in my head#need morning sex w zoro!!!!!!!!#250 follower event
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teamwork (makes the dream work...?) pt. 2.5
summary: you bump into Miles at the bodega. whoops.
wc: 900+
warnings: implied food insecurity, wasted sandwich </3
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…Or so you thought.
Standing right in front of you in the crowded bodega ordering a beef patty was none other than Mr. Morales himself, drowning in a huge black puffer jacket. As soon as he finished, he stood off to the side, eyes glued to the floor and shifting from one foot to the other.
“What you want, miss?” The man at the counter broke you out of your reverie, looking impatient.
“Sorry, just a BLT, please,” you called out over the din of music and loud conversation. The man nodded, yelling out your order to two other men standing over a hot stove beside him.
You moved to the side, near the snack aisle where Miles was standing. His eyes seemed to remain on the ground, so you sneak glances at the side of his face, starting from his ears. They were pierced, but currently barren. You move up to his cheek, where a stray lash has fallen. The boy's lashes were just long enough to brush it. They fluttered as his pupil darted to the side, and you realized that you were making eye contact.
"Whoah, can I get my face back?"
Miles had caught you just before your eyes could flicker away. He had that same ‘the sky is blue’ look that he gave you on the first day you were seated together. You quickly turned away without a word, opting to examine the snacks lining the rack behind you.
“No ‘hello’?”
You spun around, bag of Takis in-hand.
“What?”
“You just gon’ stare into my skull and not even say ‘hello’?”
You scoffed at the boy’s sudden interest in etiquette.
“Fine, hi.”
One of the cooks called out both of your orders, sliding them across the counter wrapped in aluminum foil as the two of you went up to the front.
“Bye.”
Miles grabbed his food first before weaving through the crowd towards the exit.
That is, until you try to squeeze out of the door before him. Your face plants into the plush material of his jacket before you stumble onto the cracked sidewalk outside, your poor sandwich open on the ground before you could even take a bite.
Groaning, you hear a few ‘Ohhh’s behind you as you squat to pick the two halves up to throw them out. This was supposed to be your dinner.
Miles watches you toss them into a nearby trash can, and makes a decision.
“Yo,” he waved you over. His face looked like it was holding onto a laugh, and you rolled your eyes.
“Now is really not the time, Morales.”
“So I guess you not tryna eat, then?”
You paused, and looked at the boy skeptically. He didn’t seem like the type to be above making you eat things off the floor. As if you had communicated with him telepathically, Miles shrugs his shoulders and nods.
“That’s fair,” he says to himself.
Your eyebrows raise in surprise when he makes long strides over to you instead. He carefully opens up the aluminum to reveal the golden pastry inside, and you watch him carefully split it in half with his fingers before offering the piece. You look up at Miles, then the patty, then back up at Miles. His expression softened into a knowing look.
“I’m not gonna ask for no money back, if that’s what’s on your mind.”
Finally, you take it. It was either this, or Takis and sleep for dinner.
“Thanks.”
The sky had taken on a deep blue shade, and worry crept onto your features as the street lights began to flicker on.
“I gotta walk home,” you said flatly. “See you tomorrow–”
“By yourself?”
Even as it got dark, you could make out the deep frown on Miles’ face.
“It’s not that far, relax.”
“How far?”
Your tongue pushed against the inside of your cheek before you muttered, “Three blocks…”
Miles stuck his hands in his pockets. “Look, ion like yo’ ass, but I can’t have you walking around here by yourself in the dark. Lemme walk you two blocks,” he put two fingers for emphasis, “at least.”
You tilted your head at him, but agreed.
“Slow down,” you complained as you struggled to keep up with the long-legged boy. The both of you had been walking for barely twenty minutes, but your feet were already starting to hurt from having to jog up to him.
“Walk faster,” Miles laughed.
Silence settled in between you as the streets got quieter, save for the bustling of traffic in the distance.
“Is it true what people say about you?” you ask, suddenly breaking it.
“Be more specific.”
“Like, are you in a gang? You don’t gotta tell me which. And how the hell you flunk outta school on purpose? Do you really do graffiti-”
“First of all, I’m not in no fuckin’ gang,” Miles had stopped walking abruptly. “You see any tats on me?”
“You’re wearing a coat.”
You hear Miles suck his teeth, and snicker.
“Well, I don’t have one. My momma would put me in the dirt if I did,”
He resumed his speed-walking, and you break into another light jog to stay next to him. “The other two are true, though.”
“Why?” you ask, a little out of breath.
“Do you know how to use complete sentences?”
“Why’d you flunk on purpose? Graffiti, I can understand. That, I can't.”
Miles was silent for a few moments, and you considered retracting the question before he finally replied.
“Visions…wasn’t really for me.”
You want to press further, piece together how a kid with a strict mother and a knack for advanced calculus could just…decide that school ‘wasn’t for him’. But the way he mumbled his answer told you he wouldn’t divulge any more, and your house was just up ahead. You’d walked all three blocks.
“This is me,” you say as you slow your pace. “Thanks again.”
“Yup, g’night,” Miles calls behind him, already strolling in the opposite direction.
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Whew, okay! I hope y’all enjoy this one even though it’s technically not a full chapter. Now I’ll ACTUALLY give myself a week to work on the next one lmao. As always, feel free to leave any reactions, questions, or comments in replies/tags/my asks! thx for reading <3
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International Slang, Slang, Slang!
I'm sharing this list of slang in different languages (English, British English, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Malaysian, Russian, Hindi) to use for dialogue:
English Slang
LOL = laugh out loud
OMG = oh my god
Noob = newbie
LMAO = laught my ass off
SFW = Safe work work
HMB = hit me back
XOXO = hugs and kisses
Txt = text
msg = message
cuz = because
kinda = kind of
outta = out of
'bout = about
C'mon = come on
'em = them
lil = little
lotsa = lots of
nope/nah = no
wanna = want to
dunno = don't know
lemme = let me
TBH = to be honest
gotcha = have got you
jack around = waste time
jillion = an immense number
nuke = destroy, delete
bushed = extremely tired
fab = fabulous
chicken = coward
grabbers = hands
grub = food
vanilla = plain
peanuts = very little money
British English Slang
skive = lazy or avoid doing something
knackered = tired
nicked = stolen
bugger = jerk
zed = equivalent to zzzzzz
nosh = food
dog's bollocks = awesome
bog roll = toliet paper
nutter = crazy person
punter = customer/prostitute's client
fiver = 5 euros
toff = upper class person
taking the piss = screwing around
pissed = drunk
wonky = not right
gutted = devastated
Tosser = idiot
Cock-up = screw up
Bloody = damn
Wanker = idiot
Fancy = like
Lost the plot = gone crazy
Kip = sleep or nap
Bee's knees = awesome
Dodgy = suspicious
Wicked = cool!
Know your onions = knowledgeable
Chuffed = proud
Bespoke = custom made
Give you a bell = call you
Hoover = vacuum
Tad = little bit
French Slang
Spanish Slang
Tu (me) fair chier) = (literally: you make me
shit) You are pissing me off
Ca me saoule = I'm sick of this
J'en ai ras le cul = I'm sick of this
Fringues = clothes
Grailler = to buy/steal/take/eat
Crever = to die
Crevant = exhausting
Gerber = to throw up
Defonce = stoned
Glander = to procrastinate/to do nothing/to
lay around
Va craver = go die
J'ai la dalle = I'm hungry
Avoir la flemme = not wanting to do
something
Japanese Slang
Tio = dude or guy
Guay = cool/great
Currar = to work
Fome = boring
Value = okay or sure
Colega = buddy or friend
Pasta = moneu
Majo = nice or friendly
Flipar = to be shocked
Bocachancla = gossip
Raro - weird
Papear = to eat
Resaca = hangover
Plomazo = boring
Loco = crazy
Chafa = Lame
Baka (ばか) = Stupid or idiot.
Bucchake (ぶっちゃけ) = To be honest or frank.
Chiruru (チルる) = To chill or relax.
Chō (超) = Very.
Dame (だめ) = No good or not allowed.
Dasai (ダサい) = Uncool or out of style.
Disuru (ディスる) = To disrespect or talk down about someone.
Egui (えぐい) = Awesome or incredible.
Gachi (ガチ) = Serious or real.
Ganba (がんば) = A short version of “ganbatte,” meaning “do your best” or “good luck.”
Guguru (ググる) = To Google something.
Gyaru (ギャル) = A fashion-conscious young lady with tanned skin and long nails.
Honto (ほんと ) = Really or for real.
Ii kanji (いい感じ) = To have a good vibe or feeling about something.
JK = High school girl.
Kimoi (キモい) = Creepy or gross.
Kira kira (キラキラ) = Sparkling, cute, or beautiful.
Kireru (キレる) = To snap or lose your temper.
Maji (マジ) = Seriously or really.
Moteru (モテる) = To be popular or attractive.
Mukatsuku (むかつく) = To be irritated.
Nampa (ナンパ) = To chat or pick someone up.
Sugoi (すごい) = Amazing or incredible.
Uzai (うざい) = Another word for annoying.
Wakannai (わかんない) = I don’t know.
Yabai (ヤバい) = Anything from “awesome” to “oh no.”
Russian Slang
Долбоеб (dolboyob_) = Fool, Idiot
Иди на хуй (idi na hui) = F*ck yourself
Сволочь (svo lach’) = Trash, Scum, Jerk
Жопа (zho pa) = Brat (typically used towards children)
Гавно (gav no) = Sh!t (used more when speaking to yourself rather than to insult someone)
лох (loh) = Stupid, Idiot, Sucker
Гандон (gan don) = Condom (Whilst calling someone a condom in English is just not a thing, it’s quite common in Russia. Used to refer to someone weak or just plain irritating)
Чушь собачья (chush’ sobach’ya) = Bullsh!tter
Malaysian Slang
Трахни тебя (trakhni tebya) = F*ck You
Ти дегхенераат (ti degheneraat) = You’re a degenerate
Отыебис от меныа! (otyebis ot menya!) = Move your ass / Get the f*ck away
чертовски дно (chertovski dno) = F*cking bottom (would be used when referring to hitting rock bottom.)
Bo jio = use when referring to friend who didn't invite them to a gathering (e.g. 'why you bo jio?)
Ýum cha = hang out over drinks or food at local coffee shops
belanja = I got you covered
Potong Stim = killjoy
Boss = waiters refer to their cusomters as boss, and customers call out for waiters using the same term!
Tapau/Bungkus = take-away
Ang Moh/Mat Salleh = "Western foreigners"
Kantoi = being cuaght red handed
Paiseh = shy or embarrased
Walao Eh! = brother
Macha = good friends (equivalent to "fam" in English)
Alamak! = shock, surprise, or frustration (punctuate with 'face palm' for dramatic effect)
Lah = This one really has no meaning, used to add "emphasis" and "flavor" to sentences. It is rather addictive...
Kawan baik = best friend
Jom = let's (inviting someone to do something together)
Best gila = crazy good, crazy fine (like "amazing!" in English)
Kantoi = busted
Fuyoh = WOW or OMG
Cincai = whatever
Italian Slang
Ma Dai = come on, imagine, stop it (express surprise, amazement)
Chi Se Ne Frega? = Who cares?
Scialla = stay calm
In Bocca Al Lupo = Good luck
Come Il Cacio Sui Maccheroni = like sheep's milk for the macaroni
Come Te La Passi = How is it going?
Trescare – Have a flirt
Camomillarsi – Calm down
Sbalconato – Be out of your mind
Incicognarsi – Get pregnant
Citofonarsi – Call someone by surname
Tirare tardi – To be late
Inciucio – Intrigue, a cheat, a mess
Un carnaio – Many people together in the same place
Abbioccarsi – falling asleep unexpectedly
Bordello – Problematic, confusing, and chaotic situation
Fottìo – Something that has happened or occurs in large quantities
Svalvolare – Loss of control
Rosicare – To be envious of something
Scazzato – A state of mind of malaise
Che pizza – a boring or bad thing
Sbroccare o sclerare – Getting angry and making a scene
Raga – Guys
Tranqui – abbreviation of the word “calm,” it means to stay calm
Che Figata – Cool
Meno male! – Luckily or thank goodness
Che schifo – How disgusting
Vivere alla giornata – Live in the moment
Pisolino – An Italian slang word that means “afternoon nap”
Hindi Slang
Yaar = Friend, used at the end of sentences for casual social interactions (including shopkeepers/autorickshaw drivers)
Achcha = good/okay/really?
Thik Hain = okay (+ head nod)
Arre = hey (with a higher tone = surprise, lower tone = exasperation)
Bas = that's it
Chakkar = dizziness
Funda = fundamentals
Ghanta = Yeah right
Jugaad = hack
Bakwaas = nonsense
Chalega = That will do
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So uhhhh this is my first post lemme know if you liked it or want more!
My Modern! Atwow Headcanons!!!!!
Includes: Neteyam, Lo’ak, Kiri,,Tsireya, Ao’nung +y/n ofc 💜
(I edited this btw so if you alr read this and it’s different that’s why 😉😉)
Neteyam:
Darker skin then lo’ak
He had dreads about shoulder length
Probably has his hair tied up alot
Baggy cargo pants + hoodie/baggy tee are his go to!!!!!
Can def see him thrifting
Not really a teachers pet but is very respectful and does his work! Is a fav amongst teachers
Is probably in a bunch of advanced classes
Can see him doing track in the spring and football in the fall
Puts his jersey in your locker so you can wear it when you go to his games!!!!!!
Can he him being pretty toned and lean rather than buff
Tall😉😉😉😉
Is such a sweetheart to everyone!!!!! He loves helping people, very nice person (mom taught him well)
Can see him working at a sneaker store + lifeguarding in the summer with Lo’ak
Skincare queen 🩷🩷🩷
He loves when you come over so you guys can do face masks and watches movies (bro needs to confess already)
Is popular at school but I feel like he would be oblivious to the fact almost the whole school knows him😭
If his class is close he will wait outside of the room so he can walk you to class!!!!(so nice)
Out of all his friends he probably talks to you the most
Is so smiley around you!!!
Is so oblivious to other people’s crushes on him it’s kind of annoying
Smells soooo😫😫😫😫😫😫
Lo’ak
Is a class clown for sure 😬😬😬😬
But he’s actually really funny!!
Is best friends with like all of his teachers
Def listens to rap or soul/funk
Sneakerheaddddd
WEARS NIKE TECH U CANT CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!!
Light skin
Keeps his dreads short
Can see him having sum blondes pieces tooooo
He is totally a “where my hug at” and “hey mamas” type😪
Screams “AYO WHERE MY HUG AT” from across the hall way sometimes Tsireya will run away from him😭😭
Basketball + Track 😛
Probably only keeps his grades up so he can keep playing sports….
Has many friends very popular!!!!!!
His snap score is like a million 🥲
Gaslights the teachers into thinking he doesn’t have his AirPods in
Is loud…..
Is a trash talker during 🏀 fosho and is extra with celebrating
Honestly has THE WORST diet but somehow is really fit?
Checks himself out and flex’s 24/7 💪 💪
Is actually pretty famous on tiktok????
Charlie Damelio who????😍😍😍
Kiri
Earth tones on her>>>>>>
Pretend to not to know lo’ak😭
Sleeps in all her classes yet is passing???
Room filled with crystals/incense
Has like 2 or 3 close friends
Wears waist beads !!!!
Wolf cutttt
Probably dyes her hair lot
Sassy queen
RBF for sure
Is such an artsy person can see her painting and sculpting
Has her 1,000 year old beat up converses 💀
Keeps trying to get you and neteyam together!!!!!
Not super popular or into popularity tbh
Her desks are always covered in random drawings
“🙄”go to face 😭😭😭😭
Tsireya
Is actually the sweetest girl ever!!!!
Such a girls girl
Def has a big sweet tooth and alot of candy
Gifting is her love language
Does very well in her classes!!!!! Can see her doing extra curriculars too!!!!!
I see her doing volleyball and dance w/you
You and her are besties for life!!!!!
You guys have been dancing together forever!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Does lo’aks makeup/ he pretends to not like it but is secretly loving it
She deff loves pastels and pink!
Omg her makeup and outfits are so cute!!!!
Loves matching with Lo’ak and you ofc
People pleaser to the max just wants people to like her🩷
Has 3 or 4 close friends but she’s honestly friends with everyone!!
You guys talk one time now she’s saying hi to you everyday 😭🥹🩷
Very girlie and feminine
Her room came straight from Pinterest
Polynesian baddieeeeee
Never ever excludes anyone makes people feel so loved
Cheers for lo’ak at his basketball games
Tries to convince you neteyam is crushing on you
Sleepovers with her 😚😚😚😚
Ao’nung
Um RBF much????
Since you and Tsireya are childhood besties that means you and Ao’nung have known each other for so long!!!
Whenever you are over in tsireyas room he will come in and flex in her mirror 😒
Basketball for sureeeee
Parents forced him into learning piano and hes actually so good???
Might not seem like it but such a caring brother
Oh no?? Tsireya forgot her lunch
Don’t worry! Ao’nung already brought it!
She needs money? He’s handing her his wallet while rolling his eyes “🙄🫴💳 “
He’s honestly so protective over you
Barely tries in class but is super smart
Probably wears muscle tanks to school-
Plays basketball with Lo’ak in thier driveway
Ok but his biceps….
Quiet but known 🩷
Is friends with neteyam but mostly for your sake
Sarcastic king
Lifeguarding + teaching swim lessons
Deffffff wears puka shell necklaces
He’s pretty tall and teases you for being short
Natural smirk 😫😫
Triangle method ummmm???????😧😧😧
Always offered to get you something whenever he goes out
“Hey im going to the gas station, want anything??”
Has all of ur baby pics😭😭😭😭
Plssss ur so embarrassed whenever he shows Neteyam
(Sorry if that was long lolll)
Y/n(you)
U and tsireya do/did dance together 🩷
Omgggg there are so many videos of you guys dancing
Straight A student cuz ur a baddie
Oblivious to neteyams fat crush on you?????
Jewelry Jewelry Jewelry
Ao’nung and Neteyam probably have ur bracelet on their wrists
Ur house is THE ultimate hang out spot
You and lo’ak do so many tiktok dances together 😭😭
You always cling onto neteyams arm when you guys walk together don’t let ao’nong see🫣
Unlimited amounts of clothes…….
Y/n ur literally so popular and you don’t know it!!!!
Helppppp you have guys falling to ur knees 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️
Lip syncing queen?????
Everyone loves you you’re so sweet and genuine🩷🩷
Ur photo album is full of pictures of all your friends
Wearing neteyams jersey to his games (y/n how have you not figured it out yet????)
I see you working with tsireya and Kiri at the mall
Dancing your whole life your so good!!!!!
AirPods in 24/7
Girl you got so many boys wrapped around your pinky how to you do it??????
Weekly hangouts with neteyammm
Omggg k ur baby pics are all over tsireya and ao’nungs house like?????
You and the girls filming Grwms😭😭
U love kids and babies (tuk)
Um imma need that workout/makeup/skincare routine pls 😁😁🤲🤲🤲🤲
(You can totally change dance to whatever sport/hobby you want I just put dance cuz I love it!)
#neteyam#lo’ak sully#ao’nung#kiri sully#tsireya#neteyam x reader#lo’ak x tsireya#ao’nung x reader#modern au#atwow#fanfic#avatar the way of water
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 “𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑“ ☆ 𝐉𝐞𝐲 𝐔𝐬𝐨
pairings; jey uso x fem!internent personality!reader
faceclaim; scotlynd ryan
summary; Scotlynd's life turns upside down when wrestling star Jey Uso starts liking her posts. Fans are quick to judge, branding her a homewrecker. Little do they know, Jey's marriage ended months ago-a truth hidden from the public eye.
notes: this is my first post everrr so this might be trash 😒 and yess imma use her real name fa this bcuz I couldn’t think of a fake name 😭 + I love scotty y’all so I hope some of y’all don’t take these “insults”? a lil TOO seriously 🫣
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user frl tryna start rumors 🙄
user ain’t she already messing around with that one married dude that made baddies ?
user chile she don’t want lemon pepper, she want some of that samoan d 😭😭
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ilovepostingdrama girl js can’t leave the married men alone huh? 😂😂
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user she’s a homewrecker. period.
user this man is married to his high school sweetheart and she wanna come in and ruin that?? 🤦🏽♀️
user THE ARIANA GRANDE 2.0 tweet got me crying 😭😭
user FRL 😂
user 😂😂
user are they wrong? 👀
user rumor. IT’S A RUMOR SO THAT MEANS IT’S PROBABLY NOT TRUE 😒
user girl this is most definitely true she slept with lemon pepper, who is also married 😂
user and he got kids omgg🤦🏽♀️
user she got no respect
user THE ARIANA TWEET IS TAKING ME OUT😭😭
user RIGHT LIKE THEY AIN’T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR😂😂
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gossippagee Baddies East Scotlynd Ryan sleeping with WWE Superstar Jey Uso? Rumor started back in December of 2023 when Scotlynd started liking and commenting on Jey’s posts and since then, the rumor keeps spreading more. 😳
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user so based off her liking his pictures and commenting, they dating automatically? 🤨 GOODBYE this ain’t true, he’s happily married 😘
user you might not wanna say that…
user girl she literally messed with a married man before, what makes you think she won’t mess with a another one? 🤨
user jey too loyal to mess with a homewrecker, he know better
user ur delusions is getting the best of u, homegirl is definitely messing with him
user so married men is her type? 🤨
user WITH KIDS TOO!!
user ig so 🤷🏽♀️
user right like why can’t she find someone who’s single ?? 😒
user WHY ARE YA’LL NOT WORRYING ABT THIS MF AGE GAP!? she’s 27 and he’s 38, UHM HELLO!? 😳
user she prolly like older men 🤷🏽♀️
user RIGHT LIKE HE’S ALMOST 40!!
user age ain’t nothing but a number
user jey too fine to be messing around with her
user DAMN 😂😂
user I’m not calling her ugly but she’s too young and she’s a homewrecker 😂😂
user RIGHT
user don’t do scotty, she fine asfc
a/n: thank you for reading! lemme know what y’all think about this series start off 🤍✨
#jey uso#jey uso x reader#the bloodline#main event jey uso#wwe x reader#instagram au#joshua fatu#jey uso fanfiction
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18 Asks! Thank you!! :}} 🎪
@pink088
Guuuuurl does it look like I missed the boops? XDD
(I DID miss the super boops and revenge boops tho. I was trashed on the couch and stuck on mobile all day so I wasn't able to send any back to anyone💔💔)
Uhhhmm... oh jeez lemme try to remember-- I'm assuming you mean the order I got everyone in the game..?? Cuz other than the goofy little comics I've been drawing there isn't much of a story beyond that-
Uhhh so I started with Midori(Sprigatito) obviously, thennn... I think I caught Grim(Gastly).. then I caught Gloria(Ralts). Thenn..... arrhrhhgh I thiiiink I went looking for eevees, but I found Anastasia(Shiny Kricketot) in the process and kept her. Then I picked one of the eevees I caught at random and kept him. Then lastly I found a Mareep(Bonnie) by surprise and kept her.
My memory is very poor but I thiiink that's mostly accurate <XDD If I misunderstood your question don't be afraid to send another ask! 😅
@pbjfox37147878
Sorry, I don't take requests.. But hey! You already got a solid concept going and some artistic talent, you can always make it yourself for free! :0
Not really.. I've had a surprising number of uncomfortable experiences with the fandom recently so I've decided to take a step back from Octonauts for a while..
@psype
:DD Thank you! I'm glad you like them! :}}
And yeah that's how I pictured her XDD its becuase I use her the most out of all my Pokémon-
Now she's not bossy and doesn't have a leader or "I'm better that you guys" complex, none of that! She's just very intelligent and usually very level headed and calm. I can imagine that she's gotten the team safely through a lot of complicated situations and her plans/advice have rarely led the group astray.
Plus since I use her so often, I like to think that she's one of the most powerful Pokémon on the team. If not the most powerful. So whenever the group was met with a great danger, Gloria was probably the one to rescue them <XD
So the whole group kind'a gravitates behind her and lets/wants her to take the lead most of the time. Especially when things get complicated or dangerous!
@nerdyskullcap (User in ask)
I took a peek at their blog, but I couldn't find any original art of the Conductor after quite a while of scrolling through that tag.. I only found reblogs of other peoples Conductor comics.. <:(
XD That description of Gloria is very fitting! I use her the most out of all my Pokémon and she rarely loses! XDD
This was a cool read, and hey! Some of my Pokémon have some of those attacks! :000 Gloria has draining kiss and Bonnie has discharge! :D
@cat7890
I'd like to think they've never fought before.. maybe some little bickering on a bad day, but never anything serious.
They have good communication and just generally get along really well and like a lot of the same things. So there's rarely conflict between them! :0
Thank you! I'm happy to hear that you like my artwork! :}}
As for your question.. I'm afraid I don't understand/cant explain it--
Lets say I wanna draw Mario. I imagine what the drawing might end up looking like in my head, what pose I'll draw him in and what colors I'll use.. And then I just.. draw it. It might not look exactly like what I pictured but its probably close enough.
If that doesn't answer your question, I'm afraid I either don't understand your question or this is just an art thing that I don't know how to explain. <:( Sorry, feel free to send another ask with more specifics if you have them!
@sleep-deprived-fr3ak
If Bill ever became a lawyer? All hope is lost XDD
@raven-bearden-the-interviewer42
I haven't really thought about the details of the crews travels and adventures.. but I'm sure that when Louis got cursed and became a crab monster? That was probably pretty memorable XD
Probably this one honestly <XD I cant think of anything more cursed off the top of my head-
@fawncr33k
I suppose that would be fine, but I wouldn't prefer it. As I've said many times,, just comments guys! Asks, reblogs, tags, how ever you type them. I just want comments.👍
@neo-metalscottic
No problem! Getting asks are usually a pick me up :}}
As for the Dry Bones thing, that's what I meant by "not sure how it fits into the AU yet" 😅 Who'd they fight? Why did they fight? When did this happen? No idea. Its all just a neat concept with no structure yet :// And beyond the awkward living situation with the Dry Bones today, I haven't really thought about how the Koopa culture has been changed by the war. That's just way too much thinking and I'm way too sick to bother trying to figure it out atm- 💀💔 But maybe someday I'll think it through!
Now Luigi, I had this idea that he had a bizarre encounter with a 1-UP and was later bitten by a Goomba. Over the span of say... 5 days or so..? Luigi slowly got weaker and weaker until eventually he became bedridden and actually died- He came back to life moments after but it still completely shook Mario and Luigi's worlds for a sec there-
I had intended to draw a comic about this, and I made a sketch about it in the past.. but around the time I thought of this idea my Mario phase was kind'a passing over so I didn't feel like making it- <XDD
As for a potential sequel, I would like to see Wario, Waluigi and Toadsworth. Not sure why Toadsworth wasn't in the first movie- he absolutely should have been. That deep voiced purple..? council..? toad guy?? Totally should have been Toadsworth :/
And my request for the Wario bros is that they are taken seriously. 😅🤣
@cherrycreamfairy
I'm doing okay so far today, thank you! :}
@littlelightfish
I haven't really figured out the details about how Tuna and Louis lost their limbs- 😅
But I'm considering that Louis lost his arm (I assume you meant his arm-) in some kind of work related accident a long time ago. It must have been a fishing accident somehow..
As for Tuna, either some kind of natural disaster/accident or.. someone "removed" them... O-O
I do not :/ I'm not even sure what homestuck is.. I thiiink its a webcomic-
@nemo-draco
Oooo! :00 It looks cool! :DD
And thank you, I'm hoping I get over this soon too 😅
#my response#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ocs#my ocs#super mario bros#mario movie#pokemon scarlet and violet
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checking in to say I’m such a sucker for Katniss and Peeta discussing their mommy issues once they’re together again. I once saw a post pointing out that they’re the only ones in the series with that kind of trauma and it made so much sense to me why they easily bonded with each other. Just imagine them finally being able to discuss how unsafe they felt even before the games and realize that they have someone in their family who understands that problem and doesn’t make it feel that way. Katniss and Peeta have always been tender with each other but I fear it only gets worse the more they share and get close
we joke a lot about how THG is what Katniss would write about her experiences in the games and war. (Explaining her, frankly, INSANE odes to Peeta's eyelashes.)
but also? we're sleeping on the idea that Katniss writes a book absolutely trashing Peeta's mom. It's gonna be a fucking BESTSELLER. I actually have an advanced reader copy, here, lemme show you:
(Note, i spent like 4 hours making this absolutely garbage fucking cover, please validate me. My feelings gland needs this.)
I also have this idea that while Katniss does come to understand her mother better by the end of the book - a relationship, a GOOD relationship, with the two of them - it's just going to take time.
In that time, maybe Peeta helps to bridge the gap. He does weekly check-ins with Katniss' mom. Telling her how Katniss is doing but also answering her questions about how HE'S doing. And he realizes how...nice it is for a mom to want to know how his day was or be proud of his accomplishments. It's not a replacement for what he should have had, but it's nicer than what he ever got.
His relationship with his family is gone. That's it. There will never be any hope of it ever getting better. But Katniss DOES have her mom and he wants to help them. And, from the conversations and tears they've shared about this, he knows she wants it too.
So he starts by suggesting that Katniss' mom go through her own therapy to be able to come to terms with her grief and the consequences of what that grief did to her relationships with her living family. He puts her in touch with Dr. Aurelius who gives him a referral to someone in 4 that works in grief and family counseling.
And it's not easy. Not by any means. Not for anyone. But in time, years, decades - the bonds of family are strengthened. They're never perfect, you can't fix the past, of course. But the pains are acknowledged on both sides. Their new relationship is hard-earned and exactly what they both need of each other.
15 years down the line, Mrs. Everdeen gets to push the hair out of her daughters eyes while she delivers her first grandbaby. She gets to watch her baby look in awe, and wonderment at her own baby. She gets to watch her family grow a little bigger and a little stronger.
Later, when Peeta makes sure both Katniss and baby are safe and sleeping, he goes over to Mrs. Everdeen and hugs her tightly.
"Thanks for being here for us, Ma."
#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#everlark#mrs. everdeen#mrs. mellark#the hunger games#thg series#thg#hunger games headcanon#thg headcanons#the hunger games headcanon#i'm glad my mom died#johanna mason#delly cartwright
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Can I just say that I absolutely adore your reincarnation aus so much I kept re-reading it because aaaa it's so good 😭💕. I had this random thought, what if in Leona's story they have a son and then said son is the second ML/ new villain of the story. MC avoided the villainous husband route only to get a villainous son 🤣
Oh that’s an interesting thought…lemme just angst the f*ck out of that~
So in this scenario, villain/ess!reader(MC) would be capable of conceiving children, set deep into the reincarnation au series Leona ver. past the current story,
I may have switched from third-person to second-person POV because some parts just seem awkward if I didn’t.
MC would be in a state of stress and dread. If MC were to receive memories of their child’s fate on the day he was born, the world honestly feels like it would collapse on them. They would cry every night while cradling their newborn, which worries everyone.
If MC doesn’t know what would trigger their villain route, MC may not let anyone touch their child, not trusting anyone in fear of malicious intent towards the new Royal member. The only one MC would trust were Leona, Cheka, and his parents.
“What are you cryin’ for?” Leona's tone was gruff but his actions didn’t match as he was holding you in his arms on your bed while you were cradling your new son. “He’s gonna be fine”
“No, he won’t” You hiccuped through your tears as your tired eyes gaze down at the child. You haven’t slept very well since you received those memories from your past life. “Everyone is after our son and won’t stop until he’s their puppet”
Why was this world so cruel to those you love? You worked so hard to save your husband but now this cursed story is after your son? Your beautiful son with Leona’s eyes and cute little lion ears. His tail was curled around his leg as he was safely cocooned in his blanket.
Leona is gonna have to step up as your husband and talk you through your stress. You defended him from nefarious nobles and actually made him hopeful of his future even as a second born. Growing up royal, he knows exactly how the elite trash sees him and any children he may have. Those power-hungry will be watching for any chance to gain influence, using or deposing him or his son if necessary.
Like hell is he gonna let that happen, though. That's his and your son they're talking about.
“No one will ever mess with our son,” Leona spoke so matter-of-factly as he pulled you closer to him, but his eyebrows furrowed as the beastman could feel the stressful shaking of your body. “Stop your worryin'”
You questioned your ever confident husband “What do you know that makes you so sure of that, Leo?”
For a moment, Leona’s green eyes softened, glancing down at his son sleeping in your arms. But he then began to smirk in your direction. “‘Cause anyone that tries to will be crushed into dust. If they weren’t already dead by the time you get your hands on them”
Leona’s haughty words made you chuckle for the first time in a while. Leave it to your husband to successfully cheer you up with threats of violence upon your enemies. Strangely, you felt your fears lifting from your heart at Leona’s confident promises.
You suddenly felt Leona’s warm hands gently covering your tired eyes. You could tell that your head was subtly pushed into the crook of husband's neck, feeling Leona's locks on your cheek.
"Leo?"
“Get some sleep, idiot. I’ll watch over our kid”
Hmm…our kid, huh. Yea, he’ll be fine.
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