That’s clearly a talking evil kitty.

I sleep to dream the trail beneath your feet

Summary:

Here, falling in the middle of the trail of blood he’s leaving through the air, is Guy Gardner, dying. Above, the last man he sees: Hal Jordan, the beast of a man, colored gold. And Hal Jordan does not even have the decency to look back at his old friend as he dies.

What a fucking bitch.

Rating: Mature

Fandoms: DCU/ Injustice: Gods Among Us / Green Lantern - All Media Types

Relationship: Guy Gardner/Hal Jordan

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Near Death Experiences, Character Death Fix, Guy gets transported to a different earth, Willforce, Falling In Love, Panic Attacks, Dissociation, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Loss of Limbs, Age Difference

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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY @green-lanterns-c0ck !!!!!!!!!

Poor Konner... Do He and Others Not Deserve Better Than THIS?

Warning: Short, run-on sentence rant below.

The fact that Kon-El aka Conner Kent aka SUPERBOY, is close to thirty years old now irl, yet has—as far as I’m aware—1. never been acknowledged by SUPERMAN as being his own flesh and blood son (but has been by LEX LUTHOR before) even at times where he did see Superman that way or wished on some level that Superman would claim him 2. been placed and left on the Kent farm multiple times now to be dealt with by them as though he were some secret, burdensome weight that needed to be dropped 3. often been passed up for the Superman mantle and rarely gotten a chance to prove himself a worthy Superman-successor (while other Superman-Franchise characters in the main timeline have and plenty of Batman-Franchise and Wonder Woman-Franchise characters have gotten to succeed Batman and Wonder Woman as well) 4. has had two different versions of himself (and one version of Jon who’s now inappropriately aged up, as well as Kon’s other dad and friends/allies) be abused, punched almost to death, indefinitely imprisoned or even outright killed, by alternate versions of Superman (something no version of LEX LUTHOR has ever even done, unless you count his brainwashing Conner that one time and being all-around horrible in DCAMU’s ROTSM) and 5. constantly been ignored, viewed as an afterthought and is hardly ever seen by Big Blue or Big Bald anymore, much less allowed to spend time with them, to the point where the situation sticks out like an infected thumb and has fans scratching their heads at the illogicality of it...makes my stomach nonstop turn, do flips, twist, convulse and cave in on itself. Why do they hate 90′s-&-Beyond!Superboy, Good-Father!Superman and their loved ones/associates so much! Why couldn’t Jon just be the younger brother of Kon and his or their father’s sidekick? And when will the actual, biological and familial connection between Kal-El, Kon-El and Alexander Luthor be recognized already?!

Breaking out a teenager from prison that is loyal to a genocidal maniac and has been dropped into the Lazarus Pit one too many times is probably not the best idea that Jason Todd has had. 

But Jason's done crazy things before.

Damian's lines as an adult in Injustice 2 concerns me. He needs to distance himself from bad habits immediately.

Phantom Kitten

It all started as the GIW got more brutal in Amity Park. And Jazz wanted to make sure Danny was saved; the test showed just Danny was contaminated by it, not her, his friends, or her parents. So while he talked with her Jazz, to make sure he was saved, she pushed him into the Ghost Zone, into a door, to a different place, timeline, or universe. It didn't matter much, she would find him after all is done with the Booomarang. She should at least talk to him first! Danny woke up. He was de-aged as a toddler in a place called Gotham City. He used his powers to steal small items around the city. What! He had no money for food. To cover up his identity, he took the mask he found with Cat Ears and now calls himself "Kitten". Having Ghost Powers is cheating when you escape.

That was how he met the hero Batman, and Danny was fascinated by the gadgets. So he slowly started to steal his gadgets. The first time Batman met the toddler thief was when Danny tried to steal his Batmobile. Yes, the whole Batmobile. Batman, let the toddler play with it and have a head start... He didn't think that "Kitten" would be able to really steal his car. Danny made Catwoman and Batman determined to catch "Kitten" as they underestimated the adorable ghost's abilities. Catwoman Selina Kyle. Well, he is an adorable kitten, and he goes around as a cat already! And he stole her targets not once not twice but 10 times!!

A/N The Batman who lost the Batmobile can be Dick while Bruce was busy in the JL. Kind of want to see Dick trying to explain how he lost the Batmobile.

u may think this is a joke (which it is) but also jon has managed to literally forgive damian for everything hes done in every single universe hes been in and no one else

so when a man wants to motorboat some tiddies it’s quiet but when I say I wanna stick my face between jason todd’s big ole pecs and go brrrrr suddenly I’m “being unladylike” and “ruining brunch”

Re-reading Injustice made me realize why Kate Kane (Batwoman) and Bruce don’t fight together more often. They serve an ungodly amount of cunt when they do.

They’re too cool. Two pretty best friends (okay, cousins) from Gotham, ready to topple the Regime.

Green Lanterns + falling

sigh anyway

Injustice Gods Among Us Year 3 #10

Deceased Jon x Injustice Damian

One day Deceased Jon accidentally go to injustice world

Okay but, people are always like "Bruce having dad strength isn't even canon" like, excuse me? The man that yanks his 6' 255 lbs son by the collar of his shirt in like 0.2 secs to save them both from the explosion that said son, dead-weight and reluctant to go, set up? The man that gives a piggyback ride to the same son who struggles and puts up a fight to be let go? The man who strips his bloodied, passed-out 5'5" 125 lbs son of his uniform and puts civvies on him to then carry him bridal-style to the hospital as of he were lifting a feather? The man who carries his dead 5'10" 175 lbs son in his arms for god knows how long? That man?

Superman, the Father of a Tyrant

How, out of mistake, the Observants made that Regime never happen as they tried to send Pariah's heir to a Tyrant so he could learn and see what not to do in the future.

The king is a dictator after all, the council gives him ideas not choose for him. So no Paperwork for them when he is a ruler. So what if they turned the Heir to a baby, it's for the Greater good.

Clark: " I am a hero!"

Observant:" You are Kal-El, also known as Clark Kent."

Clark:" Yes!"

Observant looked with his 1 eye at the file:" Well, here it stands; you are the husband of Lois Lane."

Clark:" ...Yes. I am."

The Observant continued:" Well, here is written, after you killed her because of the Joker, and Metropolis is nuked by him. You killed the Joker and have gone fully crazy. And are then a cruel tyrant. Who thinks he is a hero. "

Clark:" What?"

Observant: "Wait, it's the year. ####? Right?"

Clark:" No... It's ####."

Observant: " Then sorry. We will come back later then. Now it's time to search for a new tyrant."

That was how the flying eyeball with the baby teleported away. Leaving a massive file of the Injustice Regime story and similar.

Clark looking through it was super shocked and horrified at what he was reading.

Observant teleported back gives him the baby:" Well we not really had a list, you were perfect to use as what not to do as Tyrant and how to make sure you stay in power. Take care of him till we find a new Tyrant. "

Injustice Superman meets Jon Kent

For context; Injustice Superman is a version of Superman who lost his wife and child and became evil as a result. Jon Kent is the child he would have had from another timeline.

In the comic (spoilers I guess) they sent Superman from the good timeline to defeat the evil Superman. But I wondered how things could have turned out had a certain someone else shown up instead...

(Yes I know there's actually a comic that's similar to this idea out there but it was lame so I made this)