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#Danny is the Thief Kitten
satoshy12 · 6 months
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Phantom Kitten
It all started as the GIW got more brutal in Amity Park. And Jazz wanted to make sure Danny was saved; the test showed just Danny was contaminated by it, not her, his friends, or her parents. So while he talked with her Jazz, to make sure he was saved, she pushed him into the Ghost Zone, into a door, to a different place, timeline, or universe. It didn't matter much, she would find him after all is done with the Booomarang. She should at least talk to him first! Danny woke up. He was de-aged as a toddler in a place called Gotham City. He used his powers to steal small items around the city. What! He had no money for food. To cover up his identity, he took the mask he found with Cat Ears and now calls himself "Kitten". Having Ghost Powers is cheating when you escape.
That was how he met the hero Batman, and Danny was fascinated by the gadgets. So he slowly started to steal his gadgets. The first time Batman met the toddler thief was when Danny tried to steal his Batmobile. Yes, the whole Batmobile. Batman, let the toddler play with it and have a head start... He didn't think that "Kitten" would be able to really steal his car. Danny made Catwoman and Batman determined to catch "Kitten" as they underestimated the adorable ghost's abilities. Catwoman Selina Kyle. Well, he is an adorable kitten, and he goes around as a cat already! And he stole her targets not once not twice but 10 times!!
A/N The Batman who lost the Batmobile can be Dick while Bruce was busy in the JL. Kind of want to see Dick trying to explain how he lost the Batmobile.
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dilemmaontwolegs · 8 months
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danny ... finding out the boy in the picture ... is the v card thief !!!! Kicking my feet and giggling !!
The Taste of Temptation || DR3 {7}
Warnings: 18+ only, nsfw, angst, smut, fluff, soft!danny WC: 2.5K F1 Masterlist Story: One || Two || Three || Four || Five || Six || Seven || Eight Snapshots: One || Two || Three || Four || Five Fic Playlist: Die A Happy Man - Thomas Rhett
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The colour behind your eyelids dimmed and you opened them wondering where the cloud had come from in the endless blue sky. You immediately sat up and looked around for Danny when you found the cloud in your day was actually Andrew towering over your sun lounger.
“Uh, hi,” you said as he smiled and leaned in to try to hug you. “Woah, what are you doing?”
“We haven’t seen each other in like five years.” His arms were still open expecting to embrace you.
“Exactly.” You grabbed your towel and wrapped it around your body after seeing his eyes roam the skin that was visible.
“Hey baby, is this guy bothering you?” Daniel arrived at your back, his hands cold on your shoulders from going to the lakeside cafe and getting some iced drinks. “Wait, I recognise you - you’re the perv from the picture.”
“What?” Andrew chuckled in confusion.
“You were checking her out at the bar last night.” Daniel opened his phone and shook his head as he saw the picture again, confirming it as he turned it around. “Seriously?”
Andrew laughed and looked at you with a smirk. “I thought it was you but I couldn’t see your face. That ass though, I’d recognise it anywhere.”
“Danny!” you gasped as you leapt to your feet, turning and planting your hands on his chest at the first sign of movement. “There’s a crowd, you know what Christian said.”
“You think I care, kitten?”
“I think he isn’t worth it.” You looked over your shoulder to see an incensing remark about to be sent Daniel’s way. “Andrew, please leave.”
“Andrew huh?” Daniel echoed before his arms curled around your waist and he stared him down from where he rested his chin on your shoulder. 
“She told you about me?” he asked with a cocky grin.
You sighed at the stand off you found yourself in the midst of and narrowed your eyes at Andrew hoping he would get the message to piss off but he wasn’t looking at you and seemed content to ruin your day. More and more cameras were coming out as the tension seemed to ripple across the surface of the lake. 
“Did she tell you I was her first?” he taunted with a smirk. 
“So? I’ll be her last,” Daniel laughed as his hand splayed low across your abdomen, his fingertips dancing across the top of your swimsuit bottoms and drawing Andrew’s eyes down to the movement. “That’s all that matters.”
“Drew, move it along,” your father stated as he arrived, soaking wet from leaving the lake to intervene when he noticed the three of you. 
“It’s public property, sir.” Daniel snorted at the switch in character while your dad found his phone with his belongings next to yours, already starting to dial a number. “Who are you calling?”
“Your father.” Andrew was gone before he could hit ‘call’ and he tossed it back on the sun lounger with a shake of his head. “That boy never knew when to walk away.”
“Thanks, dad.”
“It’s not a family reunion without some drama, last time it was Nessa and that boy - what’s his name? - I lose count,” he said with a roll of his eyes before pointing a finger at Daniel’s hand. “I know you’re marrying her, but she’s still my daughter, hands above the waist, son.”
His palms had warmed on your skin and they quickly shifted up to your ribs with a stiff nod. “Yes, sir.”
With your father heading back to the water, Daniel couldn’t resist whispering in your ear, “Imagine if he knew all the bad things I had done to his little girl.”
“I don’t think they are bad things,” you whispered back. “I think they are very, very good.”
“That’s because you are a filthy little minx, my kitten.”
You turned in his arms that remained firmly above your hips and bit your lip as you thought of all the filthy things you wanted him to do. “Wanna head back early?”
His smile turned to a chuckle and his head tilted slightly. “To an empty house? It would be very quiet.”
“Not for long, I’m sure you can change that.”
His hands started to drift to your ass and he swallowed as he watched your tongue wet your lips. “Just how will I do that?”
“I could tell you, or...I could show you.”
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“Any other ex-boyfriends I should know about, kitten?” Daniel asked on the drive home from the airport.
“Nope, funnily enough I wasn’t all that interested in dating and men before I met you.”
His eyes to you, quickly reading the honesty on your face before returning to the road. “Then how did Douche-Bag-Drew get a shot?”
You shrugged at the question and tucked your leg up on the seat to rest your chin on your knee as you watched the city come into view. “Naivety, YA books, I don’t know. I thought it was an experience you were meant to have before going off to college or uni. It wasn’t because I was ready or in love. Maybe that’s why it hurt so much, it was horrible.”
He reached across the seat and took your hand, bringing it to his lips so he could kiss your knuckles. “I’m sorry.”
Your brows pinched together in confusion at the apology. “Why?”
“Because you deserved better,” he said softly as he laced his fingers with yours and drove with one hand on the wheel. “I would have laid you down on a bed of rose petals and kissed every inch of your body. I would have made you comfortable and ready for me. I would have made sure you came before I even entered you, gentle and slow.”
His words were sweet and filthy, both making your chest swell with emotion and your pussy throb in reaction. “And that’s why I fell in love with you.”
You weren’t even home for 10 minutes before Daniel was out the door on an errand so you unpacked your bags before taking a shower after the flight left you feeling icky. You took your time assuming he would join you after hearing him pottering around in the apartment but after running out of things to wash and shave you turned the water off.  After towelling off, you stepped out of the bathroom and gasped at what you found waiting in the bedroom. 
Scented candles lit the room with the curtains drawn shut, the orange glow of each flame spilling across the quilt that was covered in red petals. The playlist you had made with love songs for your wedding was playing quietly from the speakers in the ceiling and Daniel hummed along as he entered the room with two wine stems filled with the special reserve wine of his you loved.
“Baby…” you choked as your eyes began to well with unshed tears and he handed you a glass.
“No bad things tonight, kitten,” he promised before sealing it with a searing kiss that almost made you forget you were holding a glass. You started to place it down on the drawers but he pulled back and lifted it up to your lips. “There’s no rush, love.”
The hint of cinnamon notes in the wine mixed with the rose petals on the bed and Daniel’s woody cologne drove your senses wild as you took a sip. This time he followed you as you placed the glass down, letting you set the pace as you took his hand and walked backwards to the bed. His arms curled around your waist and he picked you up to gently lay you down on the petals. They crushed beneath you and their scent grew stronger as Daniel started to kiss his way down your body.
“That tickles,” you giggled as he made it to your ankles before starting to make his way back. He smiled as he draped one leg over his shoulder and kissed your calf while his hand ran up and down your other leg, the contrast of his hard fingers stark against his soft lips. “I love your legs, kitten, they are stunning, especially when they are wrapped around me.”
Warmth prickled across your skin as his words filled your heart until you were certain it would burst with everything you were feeling. This was the side of Daniel only the people closest to him saw. Everyone else saw him as a comedian or their competition. Few saw the compassionate and caring man that was in front of you. There was a seriousness with his determination to make you feel the best you possibly could that he didn’t even have on the track. 
“Let me wrap them around your hips then,” you dared as you wriggled closer, but he just chuckled and shook his head.
“Not yet, I’m taking my time with you.” His hands caressed your thighs, his thumbs drawing soft circles that brought him closer to your core each time as he settled between them. His lips found each stretch mark and blemish, kissing them with sweet murmurs of your beauty and erasing every insecurity you had felt over the years. “I am the luckiest goddamn man in the world, kitten.” Your head fell back onto the quilt as his breath blew across your core and his palms reached the supple skin on your inner thighs, his thumbs spreading you open for him. “Only an idiot would let you go.”
You could only just think clearly enough to comprehend the shade thrown at Andrew but it was forgotten when his tongue teased your entrance, dipping inside to taste your essence before he hummed in contentment. He kept his promise and took his time, keeping you teetering on the edge of bliss until you were lightheaded from the shallow breaths you just managed to gasp. Only when you were begging him, your muscles constantly tense and shaking from how tightly wound up you were, did he press his tongue to your clit and give you the pressure needed for the orgasm to break free. 
The room reverberated your cries of pleasure and his tongue was there to lap at the fruits of his labour and elicit every last drop until he was drunk on your taste. Rising to his knees between your legs, you could see his jeans struggling to contain his erection and you begged him to hurry up and rid himself of the clothes he still wore. 
You tried to help, reaching for the zip as he unbuckled his belt, but he stood up out of your reach to pull his shirt over his head and then kick his jeans off.
You couldn’t believe this was the man you were going to spend the rest of your life with, he was more than you ever imagined a husband to be when you cast your eyes over his body and watched him fist his cock in his hand. Somehow you had been lucky enough to find a man who would not only die to protect you, but make you feel alive with every breath he had left; a man who could go 300 km/h on the track but take his time loving you in bed. 
“Daniel, I love you,” you whispered as if it were a confession and not something you told him everyday - but this was different. He was giving you the experience you should have had the first time, when you lost your virginity too soon and to someone you didn’t love. “I’m ready.”
The weight of his body on yours was reassuring and comforting as he lined himself up, still content to take his time, easing slowly into you until you both moaned when your bodies were completely joined. Your breath mingled as he pressed his forehead to yours and felt your hands dance along his spine, his eyes staring into your soul as he started to leisurely roll his hips, deliberately unrushed despite the primal urge to chase his own release. 
You had never felt such a shattering release as you did when his hand travelled down your thigh, gripping the underside of your knee and pulling it so you could wrap your leg around his hip. There was something so intimate in the way his hand glided over your skin, finding the swell of your ass and caressing it with the same softness that sent goosebumps rising along your skin and your heart fluttering erratically. 
“Danny,” you moaned as you tried to tell him what was happening, but the words were lost as he felt it for himself, your core clenching around him before erupting in undulating waves that tipped him over the edge of his own self-control. 
Your name tumbled from his lips as you felt his cock pulse with his release, feeling the heat of his seed as it filled you and he dropped his head to your shoulder with a peppering of kisses. “Now I’m your first and last, kitten.”
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impyssadobsessions · 2 years
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A surprise drabble for you! Hope you enjoy it!
Catwoman has seen a lot of things in her life, strange things prospered in this city, so really coming across a random teen on the rooftop should be in her norm by now. No, what was odd, was the bright large neon eyes that were staring at her, the little baby fang slightly poking out and of course the slight floating he was doing.
He just blinks up at her, as though he wasn’t sure what he should do, he wasn’t expecting to run into Gotham's most infamous thief…
Both startle a little as loud muffling came from below, she takes the chance to glance over the edge, hoping the kid doesn’t make a run for it as she investigates what is happening.
There are a group of men, tied up and angry about their situation, nearby a familiar truck is still running without its driver…familiar in the way that it was her target for the night.
Her eyes slide back to the kid, taking in the outfit…no bat or bird insignia…his clothes honestly just look like a skin tight suit…no padding or armor that a certain vigilante would have made sure he would have had…
Then her eyes catch on something shiny his hands, “Whatcha got there, sweetie?”
He startles again as his grip tightens on the object, “nothing…”
They stare at each other for a second before he lets out a huff and what appears to be a pout as he opens his hands, revealing a small orb made to look like it had a galaxy inside, “I just wanted to look at it, I was going to put it back before the police showed up.”
Awww…he likes shiny things…
“I don’t think they will miss one tiny little thing,” especially not after she finishes the job and takes the rest of it, let him keep it for making her job easier, she had stolen artifacts to return for a hefty payment.
“…I don’t think-"
She stops him by patting his head, “a gift for being helpful…huh?”
Is…is he purring…
The patting turns into a slight scratch and there’s a build up of excitement in her as he closes his eyes and leans into it, tongue sticking out like a little blep.
“You’re a kitten! Aww!”
Surely Bats wouldn’t mind if she took this one, he probably didn’t even know about him yet…maybe…okay he probably did know, it was Batman afterall…but there wasn’t a bat symbol on him yet…so…free baby!
AMG YES XDDDDDDDDDDDD Ilove this So cute! >w< Bats definitely would mind but she takes what she wants anyways XD Danny enjoys the affection. ughhh this was so nice to get! TOO CUTE!
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yelenaisace · 2 years
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my ten most recently listened to songs (tagged by @thorlokis 💖💖 thankyou for tagging me love!!).
P.S I changed the scope of the game completely by shuffling my songs in my most recently created playlist LOL bc I haven't listened to Spotify in a while sooooo ... IM SORRY but here it is:
Phone Calls by Danny Knutelsky
The Great Escape by Patrick Watson
Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays
Night Shift by Lucy Dacus
Me in 20 Years by Moses Sumney
Burning Pile by Mother Mother
Crush by Unflirt
Paul by Big Thief
Telepath by Manchester Orchestra
Lost Kitten by Metric
tagging (no pressure ofc <3): @alwaysash13 @sunnysidesteve @arabellamonkey @becci-chan @avengersprotectionsquad
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bandstolookup · 2 years
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london
brides of destruction
sister
58
brigade
the lafontaines
findlay
danny goffey
dead!
the amorettes
ryan hamilton & the traitors
the bottom line
towers of london
the main grains
shvpes
sleep token
black map
massive wagons
pete spiby & the beat alls
freeze the atlantic
rews
airways
october drift
asylums
dirty thrills
sulpher
ducking punches
false heads
riskee and the ridicule
carcer city
create to inspire
colt48
blackwaters
the turtles
ben folds five
ezra furman
satanbeat
phil taggart
shame
black honey
the baboon show
confidence man
touts
whenyoung
s u r f i n g
$waggot
night terrors (ts are crosses tho)
cvltvre (e is some weird thing)
x (but it's in a box??)
layer 013
sidewalks and skeletons
rook
tom jones
mf doom
run the jewels
death grips
good morning
sales
her's
the lemonheads
death bells
drowning pool
lund
citizen cope
matthew sweet
voltaire
the hoosiers
pomplamoose
temposhark
mother mother
caravan palace
bringing back reality
chelsea grin
kublai khan
yves
wage war
lord dominator
big time operator
eagle-eye cherry
lazerhawk
ultracomputer
blank banshee
hotel books
kyle dixon and michael stein
timcop1983
trevor something
pylot
t e l e p a t h (weird japanese)
prod. yng vapor
frankjavcee
acuteparanoia
bow church
hands off gretel
duke of wolves
alvarez kings
press to meco
childcare
the skinner brothers
django django
benjamin booker
flatbush zombies
ekali
yaeji
party favor
big thief
jason bentley
oh sees
sigrid
busy p
the bronx
AC slater
sudan archives
jackmaster
otoboke beaver
chloe x halle
hundred waters
pachanga boys
bedouin
mild high club
priests
ron gallo
bane's world
kittens
menium
kamasi washington
french montana
aminé
jessie ware
jamie jones
kamaiyah
san holo
dej loaf
petit biscuit
ibeyi
motor city drum ensemble
aurora
noname
jacob banks
chris liebing
jidenna
bad sign
the jb conspiracy
sad season
the faim
koyo
gold key
canvas
cheap meat
the bad flowers
saint agnes
lucie barat
screech bats
the cramps
nightlord
romonas
the fallen state
black orchid empire
skarlett riot
bryde
inklings
deadly circus fire
tequila mockingbyrd
lots holloway
empire
the soapgirls
fierce ideas
calico jack
strides
7he7ouch
sarah vista and the henchmen
natalie shay
harry pane
the lutras
plain sails
glossii
via dolorosa
nash albert
arable desert
thieves of liberty
priests to pilots
confessions of a traitor
the silber bayonets
nephew
ben frost
black star
first aid kit
interpol
stone sour
national skyline
a minor swoon
cocorosie
book of dead names
emika
jon and roy
hal david & john cacavas
assignee
the stereotypes
raffi sahak
kahlil4mb
the details
haroula rose
stars
boards of canada
nyt liv
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dj-f0x-deactivated · 7 years
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rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people tagged by: @ohsquip
tagging: I don’t ever tag but anyone that sees this can join in!
the last 1. drink: Water
2. phone call: Mom
3. text message: GOD DAMNIT CHAY
4. song you listened to: D.O.A from the lightning thief musical
5. time you cried: I don’t remember but probably 3-4 days ago
6. dated someone twice: Nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope
8. been cheated on: Nope
9. lost someone special: The last human was my uncle and the last animal was my cat Jared
10. been depressed: Yesterday
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: NOPE
3 favorite colors 12. Navy
13. sky blue
14. lavender
in the last year have you 15. made new friends: Nope
16. fallen out of love: Nope
17. laughed until you cried: YEP
18. found out someone was talking about you: No
19. met someone who changed you: No
20. found out who your friends are: Yep
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope
general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 21
23. do you have any pets: My kitten Michael and my asshole of a cat Maya (The one that scratched my eye) and an outdoor cat named Temmie
24. do you want to change your name: Maybe?? I’m still unsure
25. what did you do for your last birthday: Didn’t do anything for it
26. what time did you wake up: 3 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping
28. name something you can’t wait for: This move to be over
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Last night
31. what are you listening to right now: Markiplier playing Crash Bandicoot 
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: My dad’s name is Tom
33. something that is getting on your nerves: Nothing at the moment
34. most visited website: Tumblr, Youtube, and RoosterTeeth.com
35. hair color: Blue but about to be Pink (My friend dared me)
36. long or short hair: Short
37. do you have a crush on someone: Nope
38. what do you like about yourself: My eyes and hair
39. piercings: Nope
40. blood type: I have no fucking idea
41. nickname: Fox, HD, Danny, and Sasshole
42. relationship status: Single
43. zodiac: Gemini
44. pronouns: she/he/they
45. favorite tv show: Camp Camp
46. tattoos: Nope
47. right or left handed: Right
48. surgery: I had an eye one when I was born, ingrown toenail surgery, and I think there were others but I don’t remember
50. sport: I don’t play any but soccer is cool
51. vacation: Italy and Spain was the most resent one
52. pair of trainers: I have no idea
more general 53. eating: Spaghetti is my favorite food but the last thing I ate was rolls with jelly
54. drinking: Water or coke
55. I’m about to: Clean my room and pack
56. waiting for: My parents to wake up
57. want: to sleep
58. get married: Nah
59. career: Building something or graphic design
which is better 60. hugs or kisses: Hugs
61. lips or eyes: EYES
62. shorter or taller: I don’t care which
63. older or younger: Don’t mind
64. nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach
65. hook up or relationship: Relationship
66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker
have you ever 67. kissed a stranger: nope
68. drank hard liquor: Does a shot of fireball count?
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t have glasses (I will in a few days though)
70. turned someone down: Probably
71. sex on the first date: No
72. broken someone’s heart: Not that I know of
73. had your heart broken: Only once
74. been arrested: Nope
75. cried when someone died: I try not to cause I feel like I have to be strong
76. fallen for a friend: Once
do believe in 77. yourself: NOPE
78. miracles: No
79. love at first sight: Nope
80. Santa Claus: No
81. kiss on the first date: Depends who it is
82. angels: No
other 84. eye color: Blueish green
85. favorite movie: Guardians of the galaxy is the first one to come to mind
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