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For @camo-wolf, based on these two posts of theirs below!
https://www.tumblr.com/camo-wolf/747770378327408640/so-in-dc-100000000-theres-a-superman-whos-been?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/camo-wolf/747959577318981632/jon-flying-holding-damian-close-as-they-are?source=share
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Which one would you like to see more in a fanfic?
The idea of Jon being awed by the meanest Hufflepuff in class sounds fun to me. Students of other houses fear Damian. He’s highly talented and is crazy good in duels. Some students have learned to never mess with magical creatures or his fellow Hufflepuffs (Damian is fiercely protective of them). Cross him and he’s not above kicking your butt and / or making you grovel (literally and figuratively). At first Jon didn’t get why Damian is wearing yellow, but once he knows Damian enough he learns that Damian is indeed very Hufflepuff. Damian might deny it and say that the Sorting Hat had made a grievous mistake and he has developed a revenge plan against a darn hat.
The Hufflepuff common room is Damian’s safe haven (it’s super cozy it looks like a Hobbit hole!)
His favorite class is Beasts Class / Care of Magical Creatures. His greatest enemies are poachers (This works for Slytherin Damian too).
Slytherin Damian I imagine would make for a fun rivals to friends dynamic. He’s someone who’s proud of his house and heritage, often mentioning his family. He’s very popular among his fellow Slytherins. Before they were friends, he would pass Jon in the hall with that signature smug look of his while surrounded by his very own Slytherin entourage. He’s good at everything and his rivalry with Jon in and outside classes and in Quidditch is driving Jon crazy. Classic Gryffindor vs Slytherin until Jon keeps discovering Damian’s soft sides and begins to understand him better than anyone in Damian’s own house. They eventually became best friends.
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A jonjaydami headcanon.
The choas that would be released if and when Damians brothers find out he's dating another hero and the shovel talk that would soon be after. The thing is they already have Jonathan a shovel talk cause they had always kinda assumed they'd end up together but when they didn't they were not only shocked but super angry.
But of course they leave it alone cause they don't want to damage their little brothers friendships cause they know he doesn't have many but they notice slowly how much Jonathan and Jay start coming over.
Maybe once every other week becomes every week and then almost every day they are always catching Damian texting someone and smiling at his phone. They become confused.
Soon they start their own investigations cause is Damian dating someone? And on patrol maybe they find Damian sneaking a kiss to Jay and they absolutely loose it.
The theories just run wild!!
Jason: soooo our brothers a home wrecker?
Dick: noooo I raised him better then that!! :(
Tim: I just think it's like one of those stories with the love triangle?
Jason: I know you read wattpad and ao3 but leave it out of this
Tim: you know what wattpad is?
Cue to Damian overhearing this and deciding to be an absolute menace. I think from then on he ropes his boyfriends into pranking them by not knowing who's dating who until the batkids break down and finally sit Damian down to talk to him. Then the big reveal they were dating all along.
What surprises Damian is when money starts being passed around.
Damian: you made...bets?
Tim: well duh *rolls eyes*
Damian is about to kill him until Bruce walks in and raises an eyebrow.
Dick: they are all dating
Damian in shock: :0
Bruce just walks over to the table and grabs the biggest cash pile.
Bruce: by the way Jay is a very informative young man. I approve
All the batkids in shock- :0
Turns out he had already not only figured everything out but also went ahead and gave Jonathan and Jay a fatherly talk. Well as a fatherly one as batman can.
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I love how one line tore this fandom apart from it's handsewn stitches that were covering piles of patches of this old holed fabric and just made a gigantic fucking tear right in the middle of it
"Honey I'm home"
Yeah, I'm freaking out, it's very cute, I love it, but lmfao
No I am too tired to process emotion so I am not physically freaking out but it's still dope as shit
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Jon: Damn Damian, I told you carta blanca!!
Damian: Oh! Forgive me my Jon deity
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What if Jon confessed his feelings in a letter and signed his initials “JK” at the end…but Damian reads it as “just kidding” and doesn’t connect it to Jon 💀
Has anyone thought of this yet? This would eat as a little comic. This is so funny, where’s the artist on this?!
Okay, this entirely unrelated but my deadname initials are BTW and my new name is ETA. 😭
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