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sp0o0kylights · 10 months

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Indie horror filmmaker Eddie Munson, high off his first big (underground but notable) success, knows the movers and shakers of the film world have their eyes on him.

They're just waiting to see if he was a one hit wonder before they open all the doors he's been trying to kick down.

His next upcoming film is his chance, his shot at finally making it. Of being like Rob Zombie and the other creators he looks up to that masterfully blended metal and horror.

This is his golden ticket.

The project starts off smooth. His last success has greased the wheels, and things fall into place faster than ever before.

He's got the best idea for this insane haunted house story, a true "mazes in mazes" type of deal with a queer twist. A real look at how a place can haunt a person just as easily as a ghost can.

Everything's going swimmingly--until one of his leads drops out the day they're due to start shooting.

No call no show's, and later, Eddie will find out the guy got a last second call back to be a contestant on one of those Love Island bullshit romance gigs (and laugh his ass off when the main love interest takes one look at Billy Hargrove and goes on a five minute rant about ugly mullets on national television) but right now?

He's fucked.

He's called in every favor he has for this film. Maxed out every credit card he owns, tapped every contact, got on his hands and knees and begged his rising star journalist best bud to help him market it. (Which Nancy agreed too, for way less cash than she should have.)

Eddie can't get anyone on the phone, much less find a replacement actor and the amazing place they rented, that is so dark and wonderfully eerie, is booked out the rest of the year as an AirBnB.

If he doesn't film now, he loses it all.

Cue the other lead, unknown theater actor Steve Harrington, watching his hair pulling, tire kicking, 'cursing and hopping while holding a toe' mental breakdown and asks why Eddie himself doesn't act in it.

"Just go full Kevin Smith man. Act and direct." He says, with an easy grin.

Jeff, Eddie's tried and true videographer, trades glances with Gareth and Grant (Eddie's long used special effects and makeup team, who double for about twelve other jobs because they're also his best friends and they're all in this together, make or break.)

"We don't really have a lot of other options." Gareth hedges. "You're already using me and Grant as background characters."

Eddie, hands fluttering around his face as though trying to wave away this entire situation, squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a pained hiss.

"Fine, fine!" He announces with the air of a man running towards a fire. "Fuck it, this is our one shot and so help me I will be shooting it!"

Steve politely hides a laugh with a cough.

"Chuckle all you want big boy, I'm going to tragically romance you so hard people will forget both of our characters actually live." Eddie snarls.

Steve, the handsome bastard, just winks. "Looking forward to it."

Eddie blushes, but hides it with a surge of frantic energy, conveyed by lots of yelling and moving and getting the ball rolling.

Two days later, Steve would give the performance of a lifetime down on his knees, covered in a literal pound of fake gore, booty shorts and nothing else as he sobbed about how a lover could become a home. His hands clawed at Eddie's jeans before resting a tear stained face on a slim leg as he bent his body towards Eddie like it hurt to be away from him.

Eddie would later receive equal praise in his own acting during the scene, with the world and every reporter in it asking how he conveyed an otherworldly panic so beautifully throughout Steve's performance. What was he thinking, to evoke those expressions on his face?

The way his own pale hand, unmarred by blood and acting as a metaphor for the plot, would come to stroke Steve's cheeks.

Eventually he'd come up with a smooth polished answer that cheekily pleased his audience, but nothing would ever come close to the truth.

("Eddie I've known you since grade school." Jeff said that night, a scant few hours after they'd wrapped. "You can act man, but not like that."

Eddie made a wild "shut up" gesture, looking frantically over his shoulder before admitting; "You saw how close his face was to the prince of darkness!? I was seconds away from popping a boner next to his lips, in front of the 4K camera!”

Eddie bounced into Jeff’s face so he could hiss: “He fucking had his chin on my thigh, Jeff, and I am only a man. A mere mortal!"

"So we're gonna unpack all of that later." Jeff said finally, when he'd managed to get his mouth working and Eddie back out of his personal space. "But dude, we've talked about you calling your dick the prince of darkness."

Eddie flipped him off.)

One year later and critics named Corroded the best horror film of the year, praising the camera work, practical effects, and how there wasn't a soul alive who was surprised to hear Eddie and Steve were dating after their explosive on screen chemistry.

No one ever quite understood the prince of darkness jokes or why Steve mentioning it made Eddie blush, but that was a secret to find out later.

Today on WIP’s I have no intention of writing, indie horror movie AU!

#at some point this became a warmup for the warmup #and it feels very silly #LOL #steddie #Steve harrington #Eddie munson #horror movie AU #no upside down #eddie would have the STUPIDEST names for his dick #I will die on that hill #that is a man who has put googly eyes on his third leg #and then cried because they wouldn't come off #its why he loves steve bc steve would talk to it like a beloved pet #daddy misssess youuuu #corroded coffin as a unit hates them so much when they do this shit its the bane of their existance

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geminijade · 11 months

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Put Some Respect on his Name. He's Earned It.💕💞

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babooshkart · 6 months

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girl dinner (view on Ao3)

#i will not be silenced #the little worm that flagged the original post can suck my entire dick #anyway #i just think that gideon would be the biggest munch to ever live ngl #i will die on that hill #god she’s so hot #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt fanart #gideon nav fanart #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrowhark fanart #gideon the ninth #my art #lesbian fanart

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myrtlethabitch · 5 months

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i dont care what anyone says, when Rashawn Scott said:

"That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair at all. She just poured her heart out to us for the first time in forever, why would you say that to her? That's horrible Mama. I don't like that at all, I really don't,"

i was emotionally punched in the gut more than any dimension 20 moment aired thus far.

her performance in that whole episode made me feel more than any TV show or movie that I've seen. give her all the praise! give her all the awards! give her all the roles!

#dimension 20 #rashawn scott #burrow's end #aabria iyengar #viola #viiiih-ooohlaa #1000% best dimension20 guest player of all time #i will die on that hill #she is always so in character and makes such powerful moves

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jubilentj · 5 months

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Why do a lot of people talk about Crowley living in his car like it's something he's been doing since the end of s1? Did Neil confirm that and I never saw it? Shax still has questions about the flat during s2. It really only seems like he got kicked out of it in the last couple months. It doesn't seem like years to me. I also just don't think Hell is that competent.

"We know we failed to kill you with holy water last week, but we need you to vacate the flat and let your replacement use it."

See that right there is just too competent for Hell

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens season 2 #gomens #hell isn't competent #i will die on that hill

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tobiascaraway · 20 days

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Big Ben has my heart guys // OG image on the left :3

"Sorry miss" and they're talking to island man.

#camp cretaceous #jwcc #chaos theory #jwct #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jurassic world chaos theory #ben pincus #jwcc ben #ben fitzgerald pincus #BIG BEN.#TRANSMASC BEN #I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL #taken by darius in his cabin #:3 #ftm ben pincus #artblock has me on chokehold rn #i CAN'T DRAW JN MY STYLE #ignore hiw wonky he looks.

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the-badger-mole · 15 days

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Love how you shamelessly hate Aang—I mean this totally as a compliment by the way! I’m so tired of seeing “I ship Zutara but I LOOOOVE Aang he’s a cinnamon roll baby!!!” and “you can like Zutara and also like Aang” and “it’s the WRITING that’s bad not Aang!” takes…ugh. Please. He’s a cartoon character and I don’t like him. That isn’t a crime. He’s boring at best and an entitled borderline abusive little shit at worst. I don’t like him! It’s so refreshing to read your blog, I don’t understand this fandom’s obsession with acting like he’s a real child we have to coddle

I don't understand it either. Then again, I will go to the mat to defend some pretty controversial characters, so who am I to judge (justice for Mr. Collins!) ? I don't mind that other people like him -some of my favorite people in the fandom like him- as long as they don't come after me for not liking him.

But yeah, the defense of him boiling down to "bad writing" always felt off. To me, bad writing is when the character suddenly takes actions that seem to come out of nowhere. Aang's actions in the back half of ATLA and into the comics and LoK track. They track very well with who he was even in the first season. Yes, he got worse as the series progressed, but the seeds were always there. I guess, if you want to make an argument for it being bad writing, you could talk about how his bad traits in the first half seemed to be setting up a growth arc that was abandoned in the second half. There's an argument to be made there, but it's not an argument that Aang's worst traits were OOC for him. I am not shocked at the kind of family Aang ended up having. I'm not shocked at how Kataang the couple turned out. I'm only shocked that Bryke managed to be that honest about Aang without realizing how awful he was.

#atla #anti aang #anti kataang #okay i feel the need to explain myself with mr. collins #is he the best character?#no #does he seem like a joyless drip?#yes #but in his defense he just started a new job and his livelihood depended on him kissing his rich boss' silk clad bottom #his drippiness is job security #am i glad lizzie turned him down?#ABSOLUTELY!#but him wanting to marry one of the bennet girls was an act of kindness that i don't think gets the credit it deserves #he was trying to make sure his cousins wouldn't have to face a life of poverty and insecurity after their father died #that was mad decent of him!#i will die on that hill

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elialys · 3 months

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Helen's soft love for Dale

#Anna Torv #Helen Norville #Helen x Dale #helendale #The Newsreader #be patient with me im back to having a bit of a situation #which involves anna's face a lot who is shocked #im all in my feels when it comes to helen's love for dale ok #this woman is so full of '!!!!!!!' and then she looks at her bi babygirl like this im unwell #150% believe it's reciprocal too dale loves her so much #i will die on that hill #even if michael lucas pushes me off a cliff with season 3 #gifs*

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want-some-moriartea · 2 years

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Can we pls appreciate Norway creating full on characters complete with backstories and conspiracy theories surrounding their real identities for eurovision this year like come on that's dedication

I hope Keith and Jim never go back home to the moon

#personal things #esc 2022 #esc #eurovision #norway #subwoolfer #keith and jim #They deserved better #i will die on that hill #Even though we don't really win esc we always have artists that become popular backstage which is something I guess

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milomilesmib · 8 months

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Achilles: I would give my voice for him, but then I wouldn't be able to scream his name.

#achilles power bottomed #i will die on that hill #inspired by that one pjo post #tsoa #the song of achilles #achilles #patrochilles #the iliad #incorrect iliad #iliad meme #song of achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #greek mythology #greek myth memes #achilles text post #tsoa shitpost

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running-with-the-feels · 3 months

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Kuai seeing Hanzo's hair down for the first time. I can probably see it happen after fight/spar Hanzo's hair tie gets lose and undoes it, waving his hair around. Kuai meanwhile has...thoughts

I like the way you think

Hanzo: Shall we go again?.....Kuai Liang, are you alright?

Kuai Liang, staring at Hanzo's loose hair like a deer in the headlights: Hair

Hanzo, reaching up to re-tie it: Oh, thanks, one sec

Kuai Liang, face red and fingers itching with the desire to pull on it: No problem

Bonus!

Hanzo wakes up after staying the night in the Lin Kuei temple to a knock at the door and sees Kuai Liang on the other side.

Hanzo, hair loose around his shoulders: g'morning

Kuai Liang, tired and lacking self control, reaches out and combs his fingers through Hanzo's hair, making the pyromancer shudder.

Hanzo: Careful, last person to touch my hair like that married me

Kuai Liang: Okay.

Hanzo: Yeah, I thought you- wait what?

Kuai Liang: I'll marry you

Hanzo.exe has stopped working

#Kuai Liang loves Hanzo's hair #I will die on that hill #kuai liang #hanzo hasashi #subscorp #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x #mortal kombat 11

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per-the-jellicle-magician · 4 months

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I've been looking through Plato pictures and I believe that these 2 are just before and after pics of a stray cat that got taken in

Stray teen Plato that just joined the Jellicles, all young scrappy and hungry Vs young adult Plato that got a nice human home, a girlfriend and is Munk's 3rd in command now

#i will die on that hill #it's the haunted vs confident vibe #cats the musical #plato cats #warsaw guy talks #jellicle cats

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geminijade · 10 months

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Henry Cavill Deserves Better 💚💚

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afrogirl3005 · 2 years

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After seeing the last ep

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incorrectskywalkers · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: "Take on another Skywalker as your Padawan" they said, "it will be fine" they said.

Obi-Wan, looking back at Leia and the chaos in the background, everything is on fire, Obi-Wan is on fire: They were wrong.

#keeping up with the skywalkers #star wars #star wars au #sw au #skywalker family #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #leia organa #leia skywalker #star wars incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #in an au where anakin never fell and everyone was fine leia would be obi wan's padawan #luke would be yoda's #i will die on that hill

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astaraels · 7 days

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there's something that really gets to my heart about both Debbie and Svetlana naming their kids after their shitty abusive fathers because "they had good qualities too" and still actively working to be better parents than they had as children but there's still a part of them that are those scared little girls who just wanted their dad to love them and protect them but they got let down over and over again and yET they still honor those shitty fathers and who they could have been with their children's names 😭

@m4ndysk4nkovich @hayscodings Relevant to your Interests

#debbie gallagher #svetlana yevgenivna #oh the parallels are paralleling #I would have loved to see svetlana taking a big sister role to debbie during her pregnancy bc debs is an honorary milkovich #i will die on that hill #shameless

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