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a-creepycookie · 2 years

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Funny Sex Quotes From Movies

Whether or no longer it becomes intentionally attractive, we've some preference Quotes From Movies to hilariously describe your love life. Simply be careful in which you’re analyzing these.

“The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”– Crimes and Misdemeanors

“See, women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”– City Slickers

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”– American Pie

“My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!”– Valentines Day

“See, when a girl decides that you’re her friend, you’re no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”– Just Friends

“When I was a little boy, I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I used to rub the dirty parts.”– Bananas

“I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.” — The Notebook

“Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.” — Unfaithful

“Yes, Mr. Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy.” — Scent of a Woman

“Ned: “Maybe you shouldn’t dress like that.”Matty: “This is a blouse and a skirt. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”Ned: “You shouldn’t wear that body.”– Body Heat

“Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?” –Hell’s Angels

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angel-syzygy · 2 months

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angel dust: *dramatically; miette-esque* you disrespect me ! you steal my apple stem, you drop my apple. what’s next, you spit in my face ?

husk: you’d like that

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #sex jokes #miette #you disrespect angel dust??#you disrespect him by dropping his apple?#oh! oh!#hell for husk #hell for husk forever

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helphowdoiusethis · 3 months

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Aziraphale : Crowley , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Crowley , naked in Aziraphale 's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Aziraphale , already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #good omens incorrect quotes #i headcanon them as ace but haha funny sex jokes

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mykoreanlove · 20 days

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Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?

Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.

#mykoreanlove #skz scenarios #skz imagines #stray kids imagines #skz funny #stray kids funny #kpop incorrect texts #kpop incorrect quotes #skz incorrect texts #skz incorrect quotes #skz fake texts #stray kids incorrect texts #stray kids incorrect quotes #stray kids fake texts #chan skz #seungmin skz #stray kids chris #stray kids seungmin #sex and the city

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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[Jason and Rose laying together after a rough rendezvous]

Jason: You okay?

Rose: I'm more than okay. You couldn't hear how "okay" I was? I thought you bats were detectives.

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radiodemonxkingofhell · 6 days

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*In bed after...ehem... fun times*

Lucifer: How was that, Lilith?

Alastor: ...My name is not Lilith.

Lilith: No... but mine is...

Lilith: *turns on lamplight*

Lilith: Do it again~

Alastor: What the fu-

#incorrect quotes #radioapplesiren #hazbin hotel #alastor x lucifer x lilith #radioapple #lucilith #implied sex #suggestive #funny

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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 2 days

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Cassian: It'll be fun.

Cassian: We'll make a day of it!

Cassian: Come on you punk bitch!

Azriel: I cannot believe I have to say this.

Azriel: I don't have time to get tested for STD's with you tomorrow.

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best-series-forever · 21 days

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#sex and the city #series #fyp #season #best series forever #fy #funny #netflix #hbo #sex and the city quotes #samantha #samantha jones #carrie bradshaw #charlotte york #charlotte #friendship

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feisty-n-spicy · 4 months

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This just made me LOL!!!🤣

Accurate as Fu@k!!

#funny but true #comedy #funny as hell #funny as fuck #orgasim #female #male #being female rocks #quotes #give it to me #sex vibes

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peakycobblers · 5 months

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John and Esme: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Alfie: Tommy, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

#It's not a weird sex thing #they're just like this #also after the initial shock wore off Alfie got along well with them #mainly esme but they all got along because I said so #john shelby #tommy shelby #esme shelby #alfie solomons #tommy x alfie #jesme #incorrect quotes #funny business #peaky blinders

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angel-syzygy · 2 months

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(raining outside)

husk: i’m not cold, i’m only wearing this coat so i don’t get wet

angel dust: i’ll make you wet later anyway baby

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #this was a real interaction i had with my partner again #he so totally is gonna get sick of me #sex jokes

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helphowdoiusethis · 3 months

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Aziraphale : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Crowley : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Aziraphale , already taking off their clothes: God, Crowley , you’re so fucking stupid.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #good omens incorrect quotes #i headcanon them as ace but haha funny sex jokes

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picspammer · 8 months

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