"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

angel dust: *dramatically; miette-esque* you disrespect me ! you steal my apple stem, you drop my apple. what’s next, you spit in my face ?

husk: you’d like that

boops the captain

minako: everyone shut up, i'm thinking.

akihiko: well, don't think too hard. i wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

ungulates with a proboscis send tweet

me deserved a little treat cause i did lotsa stuff and got my driver's license so me got meself a little mister Winter from @macau1ay bc LOOK AT HIM

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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw