Might mess around and write a THIRD DPxDC fanfic where Danny gets involved with the Talons (kidnapping? Ghost-napping? Summoning gone wrong) and gets adopted by Lincoln March.
He just sees this pathetic kid (Danny looks so much like Bruce and Lincoln that it’s almost chilling) and knows that because the kid’s not normal he’ll be forced to become something horrible by the COO. And Danny is just so… He’s so good. He’s everything Lincoln isn’t and everything he wanted to become.
Which forces Lincoln to get help from Bruce.
Queue Lincoln’s transition from a murderous life as a Talon to Brucie Wayne’s long lost baby brother.
(Lincoln is SEETHING at the arrangement but what could he do??? Bruce has so many more resources. Knows so many more people who would be willing to help the kid. And…The Court of Owls is not a good place for a kid, especially not a kid with god-like powers. Especially not his kid. And after how shitty his birth parents are, doesn’t Danny deserve better? Lincoln will never give his new son siblings, but maybe an army of cousins would be nice?)
Nope! I'll find a way to make it interesting >:3
(The soft light of hell's fires peeked into Charlie's room. Emily and Vaggie remained in bed. Vaggie was awake, but too comfortable to move. Emily was fast asleep, her stomach rising and falling as if to the tempo of a slow song. Charlie slipped out of bed and began making breakfast downstairs. Half an hour later, Emily began to stir.)
Emily: (Mumbling as her eyes fluttered open) (Yawn)
Vaggie: Morning. (Smiled as she gazed upon one of her lovers)
Emily: (Soft smile) Morning..!(Looks to her other side, expecting to see Charlie, but she wasn't there) Huh...?
Vaggie: (Also noticed the absence of Charlie and sniffed the air. Her nose was greeted to the scent of... syrup?) Oh no. (Jumped out of bed, pulling the groggy Emily along with her)
Emily: W-wha..? (She blinked confusedly, still half asleep)
Vaggie: (Stormed down the stairs to see a wall of pancakes in the kitchen) Oooh no... (Vaggie's eyes looked at the literal Great Wall of Pancakes in front of her with concern) I let my guard down, and she got carried away again.
Emily: (Rubbing her eyes and arching an eyebrow) What? What's going on..? Why are there so many pancakes..
Angel: (Walking in and his eyebrows raised) (Smile) Ohoho! Well, I don't mind if I do!
Charlie: (Slips out of the kitchen COVERED in pancake batter and holding a pan) Oh! Good morning, my loves! (Flips pancake)
Emily: Wha- What!?
Charlie: Oh! I forgot. Em, this is my dads BEST recipe! It's AMAZIIIING~!
Emily: ... Should.. I be afraid?
Vaggie: (Horrified) Very...
I love him so much actually, other than the fact that he was a little shit as a child and part of the reason why Cuda ended up being a complete megalomaniac
patting him on the head
as with any of the characters, feel free to draw him however you’d like!
The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-
And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.
It's annoying.
It's so annoying.
For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.
But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.
Yet the little dumbass had.
And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.
Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.
Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.
Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.
Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.
Phantom doesn't get up.
Just like Jazz didn't get up.
Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-
Dan sees red.
He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.
The fight pauses.
"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."
All of these except the last one are requests from discord, the last one was bc my friend asked what dak would be for Halloween and I couldn’t stop thinking about it so now they’re a vampire.
also if you’re wondering what’s happening in the third one, cube is trying to get Blix to stop moving so she can give him his medicine
and the fourth one is just a terrible tf2 joke bc I say that cube is pyro