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#kpop incorrect texts
hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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love-zara-skz · 7 months
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minho: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT??? YOURE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM
hyunjin: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: then fucking get better
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if2kittie · 1 year
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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?
felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old
[ 20 minutes later ]
chan: i’m home!
hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!
jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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rkivews · 10 months
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방탄 ♡# 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻.
⚓ ◌ㅤ𝖿𝗅𝗈ㅤ𝗐𝕖𝗋ㅤ𓆛
★ % !? ^ㅁ^ 🏰
ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 ✰ 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗮𝗻 ! 𓆉
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎
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minhosimthings · 2 months
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Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough
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notastraykid · 4 months
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Hyunjin: I am an expert at identifying birds. Seriously.
Changbin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Hyunjin: Yep, they're all birds.
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soopibean · 3 months
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FEATURING WOOYOUNG, JONGHO AND YEOSANG IN THIS LIL COMIC.
Credit goes to whoever originally did the incorrect quote or whatever it was from, I ONLY DID THE ART :3
AND OF COURSE!
Please don't steal, reupload and all that jazz please!
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stay-dazed · 7 months
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jeongin: look minho-hyung! i drew a picture of you as leebit. he has his arms crossed because people keep irritating him. do you like it??
minho, in tears: it's okay, i guess
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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love-zara-skz · 6 months
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Chan: I'm going on a date.
Minho: No.
Chan: What?
Minho: Chores before whores.
Chan:
Minho: Dishes before bitches.
Chan:
Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.
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taes-children · 2 months
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Wooyoung: I would seriously die for my juniors.
Also Wooyoung: If they don't do a full 90° bow when they see me I am gonna smack their a*ses
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straykuds · 11 months
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You fail an exam/test and they comfort you (skz x reader) *hyung line*
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For everyone out there who keeps doubting themselves. You're never a failure 🎀💗
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ourlolozita · 3 months
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☆ zhang hao (ZB1) lockscreens !
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