Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Chan: sigh What do you want?
Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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No one:
Literally no one:
Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*
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Hyunjin: I am an expert at identifying birds. Seriously.
Changbin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Hyunjin: Yep, they're all birds.
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inka : stop calling me princess !
jisung : my apologies, my queen.
inka : ..apologies accepted.
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jeongin: look minho-hyung! i drew a picture of you as leebit. he has his arms crossed because people keep irritating him. do you like it??
minho, in tears: it's okay, i guess
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Jeongin: pass the salt
Minho: what’s the magic word?
Jeongin: or else
Minho: that’s my boy
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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changbin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
chan: Weight loss? Drink water.
jeongin: Clear skin? Drink water.
minho: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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*Channie bursting out of his room*
Chan: What was that noise?!
Han: A noise?
Hyunjin: What noise?
Han: I personally didn’t hear no noise
Hyunjin: Yeah—Hyung are you starting to hear voices?
Chan: *looks over at Lee know*
Minho: *silently smirking*
Chan: What. did. you. do.
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*K-pop leaders having a meeting*
Yeji : Sup! Loser
Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.
Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?
Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying
Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard
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Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough
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