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#Desi batman
emo-vadapav · 2 years
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someone just stop me💀🥲
im just 22 and i have already adopted so many people unofficially 🥲
itna paisa nhi h sabki pocket money dene ke liye mere pass, people really be calling me pappa😭 and worst part is i do end up acting like a common pappa for everyone close to me? ye kya life h yrr. saala daddy banne ki umar h aur pappa pe pahonch gya sidha🥲
desi middle class bruce wayne bana rkha h kya mujhe? crime fighting ki jagah depression fighting krta hu raatko pura time🥲
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raynetheinsane · 13 days
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One of my favorite headcannons is that Tim is the only white person of the batkids and they all tease him relentlessly
Because Dick is Roma, Jason is racially ambiguous, Damian is Arab, Cass is half-chinese, and Duke is black
This leaves Tim, white as a ghost, looks like a lobster every summer Tim
And they WILL NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE
Jason, who made dinner that night: Dont worry tim, theres only salt and pepper on yours, i know you cant handle spice
Tim: I am going to stab you.
Playing some kind of horror game and a huge crash happens
Damian: Drake! Go investigate.
Tim: WHY ME???
Duke: Cus thats some white people shit
The amount of times the phrase “is it because im (insert race)” gets said to Tim in a day should be logged
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ktficworld · 2 months
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"You want a last minute dancer and I want to gate crash Wayne's party. We have a deal."
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vampiric-bruce-wayne · 2 months
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can you imagine brucie on a tv show doing one of those questionnaire games where they test the actors? he’d just completely BECOME rocky like okay listen
interviewer: west bengal is where in India?
[timer goes down]
brucie: west, but obvio🙄
the crowd: *cheers wildly*
interviewer: another question about India, who is the president of India?
brucie: dr Rajendra Prasad 😁
interviewer: he was India’s first president! it’s president Draupadi Murmu
brucie: you never specified first ki last!!!
crowd: *cheers again*
——-
hed leave literally everyone baffled
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refloralisation · 10 months
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Literally where is the difference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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stovreye · 4 months
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Another sketch of my Bruce HC 🦇 (atp I’m just projecting myself onto this design 😵‍💫😵‍💫)
This was supposed to be a concept sketch for the skateboard decks we painted in class, but I ended up painting Robert Pattinson’s batman on my board instead and this piece was abandoned in my files.
I wanted to make a background for this so that it’d have more of a finished look overall, but if you’ve been following me for a while, you can probably tell that backgrounds are my kryptonite 🗿
@batman
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astriddestelle · 7 months
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Ok so who else has fandoms where like something randomly becomes the de facto headcanon and like no everyone uses it and you’re just like when did this get popular???
Like who TF is Matheo Riddle??? Did I miss something, cause I am confusion
Like in HP James/Regulus is like blowing up and I just wanna know how and why?? I have no feelings about it one way or the other cause I’m not a marauders gen girlie but like where did this come from cause it has been blowing up.
And from that same vein Evan is shipped with Barty. And Marlene is shipped with Dorcas (who’s a Slytherin) and she’s also black now (which yay more representation) but who is in charge of this?? What fanfic influenced everyone lol I need to be in the loop. Oh and Pandora Lovegood is also a Slytherin and gay now too like when??
Or in DP all the ghosts have obsessions and cores, who created this theory, cause now like every fanfic has this theory in it which again I don’t care one way or the other but like how did it become a thing???
Same with Danny being trans that’s another super popular headcanon and I’m like cool but did I miss a meeting or something cause one day it wasn’t a thing next it is.
Add on to that HP being Indian, doesn’t effect me whatsoever like the black Hermione headcanon I get came from the play but where did desi Harry come from??
Ohhh and who decided that half of the Miraculous Ladybug fanfics will be crossovers with DC. Same goes for Danny Phantom. Why are they’re always DC crossovers and why is it always Batman like please at least give me something else I beg.
The unseeing headcanon leader: I now declare this headcanon official
Everyone else: cheering, yes woo, about time
Me a month later: why is everyone suddenly shipping Draco/Hermione/Theo
Like whoever is in charge of fandom wide headcanons I’d like to be apart of the loop please 🥺 🤣😭
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gothamsglam · 1 year
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desi babs just makes so much sense
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dontwakeup-ishu · 2 months
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Me and who ?
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kawaiinekoj · 11 months
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moodboard | they weren’t ready for us
❀ edits by kawaiinekoj (instagram)
credits: prateek arora.
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desi-anime-memes · 9 months
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ktficworld · 2 years
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It's a baby!
Paring: Bruce Wayne x f! Reader
Summary: Bruce was trying to figure out time travel. And it goes cutely wrong.
Warning: sooo goofy
Main masterlist
Bruce Wayne masterlist
A/n: what the fuck did I just wrote?!
Tags: @the-house-of-auditore-frye
Credit to the artist: @drawingpankake
Divider credit: @firefly-graphics
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You sighed Exasperatedly, as you entered the living room. Today's day was hectic to say the least. On days like these you wanted nothing but to cuddle in your boyfriends arms and drift to sleep.
You'll have to ask Bruce for cuddles.
"Miss, your back." Alfred said.
"Yes. I'm back."
"How was your day?"
"Shitty." You said while taking of your blazer.
"I'm sorry for that. Here have some water." He handed you a glass of water.
God bless Alfred's mouth. No foul words left his lips. Never.
"Where's Bruce?" You said as you drank the water.
"Working on this new project."
You sighed."he's really obsessed with it." Bruce has been working on time travel for a week now. When he first talked to you about it. You were apprehensive.
"Bruce, do you want to save your parents?" You said skeptically yet gently
"No, as much as I want to change the past. I wouldn't do it. I know I shouldn't do it." He said above a whisper.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up." You felt guilty bringing up his parents, but that seemed the only reason. Why he'd want to do that.
"No reason to apologize, besides there is no harm in trying, right?"
"Right... " Though you weren't sure about that.
You lifted your glass to take another sip. When a explosive sound came from the basement. You gripped the table to steady yourself as the ground beneath you shook.
You looked at Alfred, mirroring his concerned gaze.
"Batcave." You said and without any delay rushed down.
What the fuck happened?
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You quickly stepped outside of the elevator and shouted. "BRUCE."
Nothing.
You said again "BRUCE!"
Still, nothing but fucking silence.
You heard cooing sound from the left. Huh?
You moved slowly and batsuit was pooled onto the floor, no trace of Bruce. That's weird.
You crouched down to see a cubby little baby frowning and looking down at themselve.
Wait. A baby. Who's baby is this?!
Your thoughts were interrupted when it lifted it's head and then you saw it.
The big blue eyes, long black hair, the nose, the lips, the jaw. It was Bruce but a baby.
Shit, did he got switched?!
His eyes lit up with recognition and he opened his cubby little arms for you. But you were numb and dumb. Was he really your Bruce? He did show recognition, right?
When you didn't react his doe eyes filled with tears, his lips trembling and whimpers started to fell from his lips.
That got you out of your trance."oh, no no no." You quickly picked him up with his to-big undershirt, to prevent him from cold and nakedness. Now, Bruce was full on crying, hugging and buring his face into your neck.
"It's okay, it's gonna be okay. Don't cry." You cried to calm him.
You looked at Alfred who was just as confuse and worried as you.
"Alfred, how are we gonna fix this?"
"I'm afraid I don't have the answer for that, miss." He said solemnly.
You sighed and looked down at Bruce. "Honey, you know me, right?" You asked gently. He looked at you and nodded.
"Do you know how to fix this?"
He nodded, sniffing." I'm sowry." He said in his baby voice.
You melted right then and there.
"It's okay b, mistakes happen. We will deal with this tomorrow. Let's sleep now, okay." He agreed and buried his face into your neck again.
"Is his crib still laying around? " You asked Alfred.
"Maybe, it's right here-"
Before Alfred could finish. You heard a banshee like scream. And sure enough, baby Bruce was screaming from the top of his lungs and rapidly shaking his head.
"No."
"No, what? " You said.
"No crib, seep with you."
You sighed there was no point in arguing." Alright. "
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Since Bruce argued not to sleep in the crib. You did the only thing you can. Took a shitload of pillows and placed them at the edge of the bed. So he doesn't roll over and fall. You didn't want him to become a baby from brain to.
After putting him to sleep. Which was a task in its self, because normal Bruce is needy but baby Bruce is super needy. You slowly tip toed out of the bedroom.
Bruce has only aged down physically, but he was the same mentally. You knew he'll only be able to give information. But you needed more than that. You had no idea about what concepts he was using. Alfred already had so much on his plate. So you phoned the only person you knew, would be able to help.
"Hello, neil."
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In the morning, you were sitting at the breakfast table. With baby Bruce sitting in your lap, reading the newspaper. It would have been funny. If you weren't freaking the fuck out. He slept soundly last night so no sunglasses, and his dark circles were lighter.
You heard footsteps and saw Alfred in your peripheral.
"Your, friend is here miss." Alfred said.
You nodded and said." Let him in."
He nodded and disappeared again. Bruce looked up at you, curiously. But you just patted his head and smiled.
After a few seconds, a familiar tall and blond man appeared. He looked at you and then at Bruce and before you could interject. Neil blurted out the dumbest thing imaginable.
"Is he mine?"
God. You hate him, you hate him so much.
"No, Neil he's not yours. Come sit down so we could discuss it." You said through gritted teeths.
You felt a tag and looking down. You saw baby Bruce looking at you with betrayal in his eyes.
You sighed. "Bruce it's going to be alright. Let me do this."
When Neil was sited down you continued. "Let me explain."
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"So, you're saying. This is your boyfriend and he was playing with time travel and turned into a baby. " Neil said incredulously.
"Essentially."
"Did he switched himself with his past self? " He asked mortified.
Before you could clear his doubt. Baby Bruce shook his head furiously.
"See, he has just aged down from his body, not switched." You said.
Neil hummed. "So, instead of him traveling through time. Time travelled through him. "
"So, how can we fix this? "
"First, we'll need to see if the machine is working. Then see if it has any faults that caused this," He gestured to Bruce. "When, these questions are answered. We could move forward with the solution."
"No!" A tiny voice spoke.
"Listen kid, when someone offers their help. You say thank you." Neil said while leaning forward.
You shot him a death glare and turned your focus towards baby Bruce.
"No, what?" You asked baby Bruce.
"No, him." He said scowling.
"Then, who's going to help."
"Me, you and Alfred."
"Bruce you can't do anything, I don't know shit about time travel and neither does Alfred. How can we do this? "
"I tell you and you do." Bruce said in a small voice after your little outburst.
You couldn't contain your frustation and fears any longer. "Yeah, maybe you should have told us before going into that machine, maybe you shouldn't have been so stubborn, so maybe you would not have been in this position."
After hearing your rant baby Bruce burst into tears and Alfred took him from you. You quickly went to the balcony to calm yourself down. You could still hear his wailing, and you were starting to feel guilty. Why did you do such stupid shit? He was stressed as well.
After a few moments the crying died down. You took a deep breath, turned around and slowly moved to where Alfred was holding him.
You saw him face buried in Alfred's chest. Gently you stroked his head. He slowly lifted his head eyed red, sniffling. He looked like a kicked puppy and your heart clenched.
"I'm sorry, baby. I shouldn't have raised my voice. It's not your fault. I swear. Please forgive me." You said and waited for his judgement.
"I'm sowry too." He said in his baby voice. Alfred gently sat him on the coffee table.
You kissed his head and asked." Will you cooperate with us? "
He looked at you, Neil and Alfred. "Ote." He finally said and you sighed in relief.
"Okay, now let's make him billionaire Bruce again. Shall we?" Neil suddenly said.
"Of course. " You said gleefully.
He tried to put his hands around your shoulder but baby Bruce, who was now in your arms pushed him away. And shot daggers at Neil.
"Devil's spawn." Neil muttered under his breath.
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"Got it." Neil said Triumphantly.
"Huh? "
"The machine is fine. But the time is passing through the machine."
"Isn't how it meant to be?" You asked confused.
"The person is supposed to pass through time, not the other way around. In other words, this is just an aging machine. Not a time machine."
"It's early!" Baby Bruce said while pouting. He was not happy. Someone was judging his work.
"I can tell." Neil was just adding fuel to the fire.
You slapped his chest and moved to baby Bruce. Picked him up and put him in your lap. Baby Bruce seemed to be pleased by this as he snuggled in your embrace. "Don't start a fight. Neil what can we do now?"
He thought for a moment and asked." Bruce do you have a remote control for this, " He gestured towards the machine.
"Yes."
"Hmm, so now it's aging people down. We need to modify it so it ages you up and use that controller to prevent him from turning into fossil. "
"What can I do? " You asked, you wanted nothing but to have your big Bruce back.
"You just wait here darling. While I play with his toy."
Baby Bruce shrieked at that. Which in turn mad you jump. You looked at each other and he just gave you his puppy eyes, which were double cute now. And hugged your stomach tightly. He could be a handful. God, you wanted cuddles so bad.
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It was officially evening now. You had helped Neil wherever you could. Physical or any other. Though he was going most of the heavy lifting.
All the while baby Bruce was running around you, helping when asked. Which wasn't much. Playing with your hands and clothes, napping and scowling at Neil obviously.
You had just finished some office work. When you saw baby Bruce hovering around Neil, standing beside a computer. That turned on bulbs in your head.
You discreetly came to the computer and searched after you got what you were looking for. You pressed enter and waited as the cave filled with grunge music.
This startled Neil and baby Bruce also looked up surprised. You just bit your lips, lifted him and started dancing. He never danced on the beats. And you wanted to see that.
So when the shock wore off, he understood and held onto you as you swung him left to right. Jumping and spinning.
There was no rhyme. But it was the most beautiful dance you did. As Bruce's giggles echoed in the Batcave. Completely carefree, completely blissful.
You didn't know how long it lasted. You only stopped when you saw baby Bruce's eyes drooping and movement slowing.
"Sleep time." You said.
He nodded and hugged your neck.
You were walking out of the Batcave when Neil whispered. "Y/n"
You hummed so as to not disturb baby Bruce.
"It's going to take all night."
You understood the meaning behind those words. You turned your head and looked at him. You nodded slightly and he nodded back as he got your answer.
You went to the bedroom and gently put baby Bruce on the plush matters. His eyes fluttered and he lazily reached out for you.
"Seep." He said tiredly.
"Sure." You laid next to him, cuddling and waited for him to fall asleep.
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After baby Bruce fell asleep. You quietly went downstairs to help Neil.
"How much is left? " You asked him when you reached the cave.
"Final checks, so nothing goes wrong." He said while examining the machine.
"What's my job?"
"Just the desk job. My lady." He said and winked.
So that's what you did. You worked on the programming and Neill on the machine. Making sure there was no faults or short comings.
"I think we should get some sleep." Neil said while rubbing his eyes.
You checked the clock. It was four already. So, taking some sleep wouldn't be a bad idea. "Yeah, let's head upstairs."
He gave you a thumbs up and went his merry way.
You tried to be as quiet as you can, as to not disturb baby Bruce.
And there he was sleeping soundly. Looking so small and... Cute.
You moved under the covers and was about to close your eyes when you saw his brows furrowing. Nightmare. Your brain supplied.
You gently shook him and his opened, fear clearly swimming in his blue orbs.
Nightmare? " You asked gently.
He nodded and even though there was water in this eyes, he did not cry. He just hugged you and you hugged him back.
"It bad." He mumbled.
You stroked his head. " It's okay, I'm here. It was nothing."
He looked at you and said." I lob you."
Whatever he dreamed. It was related to you. You never proded because he always shuts down after nightmare. It's his way of processing. But you could see the fear and concern in his gaze.
You smiled and kissed his forehead. "I love you too. Let's go back to sleep, hmmm. You will be big again today. "
He smiled softly. "Ote."
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"Put him in his bat suit."
You gave Neil a funny look. "How am I supposed to do that?! "
Everything was finally complete and it was time to put Bruce back in the time machine Or age machine as Neil likes to call it.
You were a nervous wreck and so was Alfred. He was just good at hiding it. And Neil's stupid question was like adding fuel to the fire.
"Well, if you don't want to see him naked. Then you have to do that. "
This man. "You didn't answer my question, dumbass." You said through gritted teeths.
"Uhh... Drape the clothes around him." He said after a moment.
You huffed and went to find the suit. After you found it. You put baby Bruce into the machine and put on the suit- as best as you can.
"Alright, it's about time." Neil said and rolled back his shoulders.
"I can't watch it, I just can't." You turned away and closed your eyes. Your entire body was trembling. Many thoughts were running through your mind. What if it doesn't work? What if he aged too much and came out older than Alfred? What of the machine broke down in the middle of it and something else arose?
You were so lost in your thoughts. That you didn't felt the strong hands that wrapped around your waist.
"Neil, what are you doing? " Now was not the time to play around.
"It's not Neil." A deep voice said.
"Bruce." You gasped and turned around. And, yes there he was. Sharp jaw, narrow eyes and very tall. Standing in his suit.
"Oh my god! Your back." You didn't gave him a chance to reply. And slammed your lips onto his.
He was a little taken aback. But then he was kissing you with the same furiosity.
You broke away and hugged his broad chest. You could have your cuddles now.
"I missed you."
"I missed you too." He said gently.
After a few minutes. The words that came out of this man's lips made you want to put him back into the machine and have him grow up again.
"What were you saying about time travel Neil? "
"BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE."
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A/n2: sorry, Tumblr website is acting up. So I'm posting this from the app. I know people don't like when writers dont put read tag. I'll try to fix it as soon as possible.
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lazyp0tat07 · 2 months
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just a basic need ಥωಥ...
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siddick · 9 months
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You thought darkness was your ally?
You were raised in the dark, I was born in it!
Still one of the finest interaction between characters IMO
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vindrawins · 10 months
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Batman in alternate universe, Desi-Batman
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My artwork for toonsutraofficial fan art contest, imagining the pop icon in Indian style. Let me know how this is?
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