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ex-husband price still swings by when your kids and your new boyfriend are out, by the way, to fuck you. he says it's all a quick check and that there's no feelings attached to this, but when he's got you in a mating press or a full nelson, punching his cock in-and-out of your gushing and squelching cunt, he makes you say you love him. when your mind is fried with straining pleasure, and your eyes are crossed, he noses along your ear and murmurs, "look how much more honest y'r poor cunt is. s'all puffy and squirtin'. missed me lots, don't it?"
he slaps your clit, heavy palm striking in quick successions. you howl, pleasure and biting pain razing you, and all john does is muffle his chuckles on your shoulder, his eyes crinkled in his delight.
(and if he timed it well, your boyfriend should be home soon.)
#immmm having sm price brainrot recently its crazy#[insert peter griffin in straitjacket pic]#john price x reader#captain john price x reader#john price smut#cw cheating#afab reader#suns
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#all media criticism is valid AS ALONG AS it is applied without bias#personally I find both peter and kamala endearing#if you hate either of them you may or may not be living a joyless life#but that’s just me!#the marvels#captain marvel#carol danvers#ms marvel#kamala khan#marvel#madeinwundagore
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Tony Stark: I have to babysit Peter Parker. He's a bit annoying. I guess he's alright.
Carol Danvers: Everyone clap for Kamala Khan right now or I'm blowing this fucking building up with you all inside of it.
#not tony neg i think his flaws are interesting#but lmaaoooo Carol is ride or die with this shit#carol danvers#kamala khan#ms marvel#captain marvel#tony stark#peter parker#the marvels#the marvels (2023)#shitpost#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#hitposttag
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Texts From Superheroes
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#Marvel#Avengers#MCU#Spider-Man#Captain America#Iron Man#Steve Rogers#TFSH#Texts From Superheroes#Spiderman#Spider Man#Peter Parker#Tony Stark#Comics
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|| Mihawk + Shanks + Buggy || One Piece Live Action (2023)
#a very self-indulgent gifset#i want them to tag team me 😩🥵#buggy the clown#buggy d clown#jeff ward#buggy one piece#captain buggy#one piece buggy#opla buggy#dracule mihawk#steven john ward#one piece mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#mihawk#op mihawk#shanks#peter gadiot#red haired shanks#shanks one piece#akagami no shanks#opla#one piece#one piece live action#shanks x buggy x mihawk#my gifs
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Disney's "Peter Pan", BEHIND THE SCENES (Released on Feb 5th, 1953)
#disney#behind the scenes#peter pan#movies#disney movies#animation#disney animation#captain hook#black and white photography#nostalgia#live action reference
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Doctor Who and companion sketch🪛
#doctor who#9th doctor#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor#13th doctor#14th doctor#rose tyler#martha jones#donna noble#bill potts#captain jack harkness#christopher eccleston#david tennant#matt smith#peter capaldi#jodie whittaker#ncuti gatwa
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jason isaacs as captain hook in peter pan (2003)
#peter pan#peter pan 2003#jason isaacs#piratecore#nautical#maritime#pirate#pirates#hook#captain hook#disney#costumes#pirate aesthetic#fashion inspo#style inspo#style
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2 legendary characters portrayed by 2 legendary actors, Johnny and Jamie !!
@twihs-blog
#jamie campbell bower#johnny depp#henry creel#jack sparrow#jamie bower#captain jack sparrow#vecna#pirates of the caribbean#stranger things#potc#gellert grindelwald#johnny depp is a legend#001#the duffer brothers#peter ballard#st#vecna stranger things#netflix#stranger things vecna#001 stranger things#stranger things 001#001 st#st 001#st vecna#vecna st#vecna’s curse#hawkins#the upside down#JCB#JCD
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just hook doodles....
#i love that guy sm wtfffff!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#MI MELOLENGO BABYGURL MENSOIDE MUAKS MUAKS MUAAAAKS MULTISHIPEADO AUUUUUU#captain hook#james hook#peter pan#D1SN37#disney villains#myart#my art#doodle#fan art#tw: blood
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Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.
Steve: You just said it again.
Peter:
Tony: I am not a role model.
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Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."
Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."
Thor: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."
#Avengers incorrect quotes#avengers#marvel incorrect quotes#tony stark#captain america#hulk#thor#natasha romanoff#black widow#hawkeye#clint barton#marvel mcu#spiderman#peter parker#funny
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#anthony mackie#tom holland#sam wilson#peter parker#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#spider man#captain america#captain america brave new world
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mermay shenanigans
#tma#the magnus archives#fanart#mermay#simon fairchild#peter lukas#foggyskies#mercreature simon#captain peter lukas#simon is a flying fish or whatever
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Peter: [showing off his stuffed animals]
Peter: This is Todd, he ate his parents
Tony: What?
Peter: This is Gustavo, he’s usually okay but every so often he just cries until he throws up
Tony: Kid-
Peter: These are the twins: Free Willy and Free Britney
Tony: Pete-
Peter: And this is Greg, he hates everyone but if he likes you you can keep him
Tony: Does he like me?
Peter: No
#incorrect quotes#incorrectmarvelquotes#mcu marvel avengers#incorrect marvel#tony stark#iron man#robert downey jr#rdj#peter parker#tom holland#spider man#incorrect irondad and spiderson#irondad#captain america
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The Wrong Ship
Dracula, misting out of his dirt box: Finally! Time to enjoy this seafood buffet--
The Captain: I see you’re new to the operation.
Dracula: ...You’re surprisingly, unappetizingly calm about a living corpse man leaking out of a box.
The Captain: Mm.
Dracula: To drink people.
The Captain, checking his watch: Mm.
Dracula: Well, you’re boring me. Point me towards your underlings so I can get on with my meal. As payment you can die overboard.
The Captain: Ah, very new to the operation. There is no crew that you’ll find aboard this vessel.
Dracula: I can smell blood enough to call you a liar.
The Captain: It’s no lie. You will find no crew here no matter how you search. Sniff them out, chase shadows, run laps around the deck. They’ll be there, but never found. Plenty of fog, though. You should feel quite in your element. If a bit peckish.
Dracula, about to chomp the good (?) captain: Not when you are in reach.
Captain Peter Lukas, dissolving into vapor before the Count can get a bite in: I do hope you enjoy the cruise. It’ll be longer than you think.
#in which I daydream about Dracula being loaded onto the fog-laden Tundra rather than the poor Demeter#perhaps never to return to a shore again#good to hear you again Alasdair Stuart#peter lukas#the captain#the magnus archives#dracula#re: dracula#dracula daily
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