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Thor: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but—"
Tony Stark: "It was aliens. You're literally an alien prince."
Thor: "Well, yes, but—"
Steve Rogers: "Guys, can we focus on the giant robot destroying the city?"
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Peter Parker: "Mr. Stark, I have a question."
Tony Stark: "Shoot, kid."
Peter Parker: "If you had to choose between saving me or the last slice of pizza, which one would you pick?"
Tony Stark: "Well, it depends. Is it New York-style or Chicago deep dish?"
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Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."
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Bruce Banner: "You won't like me when I'm angry."
Tony Stark: "Bruce, we've seen you angry plenty of times. You turn green and start smashing things. It's kind of hard to miss."
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Tony Stark: "So, who's up for a game of Avengers Monopoly?"
Steve Rogers: "I don't know, Tony. Last time we played, you flipped the table when Thor bought Stark Tower."
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Tony: "Okay, let's do a headcount. Who's here?"
Thor: "Present."
Natasha: "Here."
Tony: "Clint?"
Clint: from afar "In the bathroom!"
Tony: "Alright, then the rest of us can start the meeting."
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Natasha Romanoff: "Why are you always so quiet, Clint? "
Clint Barton:" I’m just silently judging everyone. "
Natasha: "That’s fair."
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Scott Lang: "You know what's cool? Ants."
Hope van Dyne: "Scott, we're supposed to be discussing the mission."
Scott Lang: "Yeah, but have you ever really looked at an ant?"
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Steve Rogers: "I can do this all day."
Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I can't. I have a dinner reservation at 7."
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Tony Stark: "I'm sorry I dragged you into this, kid."
Peter Parker: "It's okay, Mr. Stark. I always wanted to be part of something bigger."
Tony Stark: "Great. Now, hold this bomb for me."
Peter Parker: "Wait, what?!"
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Tony Stark: "I love you 3000."
Steve Rogers: "I love you... 3010."
Tony Stark: "Wow, overachiever much?"
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Natasha Romanoff: "Why did you do that?"
Clint Barton: "I panicked."
Natasha Romanoff: "You pushed a big red button labeled 'do not push'."
Clint Barton: "In my defense, I thought it would open a secret door or something."
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Natasha Romanoff: "I have a dark past."
Clint Barton: "So do I."
Tony Stark: "Mine's a medium grey."
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Doctor Strange: I've seen fourteen million possible outcomes, and in only one do we win.
Tony Stark: Great, what's the plan?
Doctor Strange: We wing it.
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Peter Parker: So, I heard you're a master of disguise.
Natasha Romanoff: That's right.
Peter: Can you turn into a giant chicken?
Natasha: ...
Peter: It's for science.
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Rocket: I'm bored.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Yeah, that's not helping.
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Steve: Language!
Tony: Oh, come on, Cap. It's not like we're in a Disney movie.
Steve: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
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