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mjbythebay · 7 hours

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So western society has convinced many people that Mary Magdalen was a prostitute, but that's actually wrong. There's no proof in the Bible that she was, but Pope Gregory the Great in the 6th century implied that she was and that has stuck with people for centuries. Mary Magdalen was talked about in the Bible and called "the apostle of apostles" and "soul companion" of Jesus. It's believed she was a priestess. She and Jesus weren't married however, They were literally platonic besties. Mary Magdalen helped fund the Apostles, she was really cool.

Anyway the more you know.

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mjbythebay · 1 day

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Chappell Roan is just handing me the urge to go get a tattoo of her lyrics on a fucking platter

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mjbythebay · 6 days

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If really in my yolo era NGL.

School sucks, it's 4th quarter, I just want to be graduated. Do I have senioritis, maybe.

Teachers are asking to much of me and not being respectful of my time

I cry so much

Anyway, fuck this shit

#yolo #high schoolers #school life #high school #school #teenage angst #teenagers #you only live once #do your homework #im crying #english essay #burn out #im just exhausted #4th quarter

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mjbythebay · 8 days

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Are stunt people just masochists? Asking for a friend.

#im not devaluing their work #theyre actually amazing #shitpost #stuntman #masochistic #that is not going to get the intended audience #ryan gosling #fall guy #emily blunt #asking for a friend

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mjbythebay · 8 days

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FRC teams: we got our watergame

#watergame #frc 2024 #frc crescendo #frc robotics #frc #first robotics competition

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mjbythebay · 8 days

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Rip Jake Peralta you would have loved the tortured poets department.

He's not dead he just would have loved it.

Totally would have stayed up all night analyzing the songs and yelling when the 2am version came out.

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mjbythebay · 14 days

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Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

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mjbythebay · 17 days

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Ok the other day we had this club fair at my school where the 8th graders come in and look at all the clubs and shit and we give away prizes.

Anyway this one kid gets a few prizes and one of them is boba. I fucking love boba so I jokingly asked for it.

He responds "no cry about it"

My guy I have cried 3 times this week that was not the insult you think it was. High school will eat you alive pookie

#teenagers #school stuff #high schoolers #middle school #clubs #comeback #boba tea #crying #im crying #school life #high school #school #stress #anxiety #8th grade #pookie

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mjbythebay · 18 days

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Goncharov

tumblr holidays of note:

halloween

the ides of march

halloween

dashcon anniversary

halloween

the queen's death

halloween

every queer tv show release date

halloween

#goncharov

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mjbythebay · 19 days

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And somehow Dick is just all of them at the same time

No Batfamily member can beat all of the following allegations:

BBL

manwhore

cryptid/eldritch

theater kid

eldest daughter

interpol

secret softie

murder

#manwhore #x4 #that boy #i swear

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mjbythebay · 20 days

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Because there's an eclipse, in latin class my teacher had us translate all these old Roman dudes thoughts and shit on eclipses and incase you didn't know they filled a basin with oil or tar so they could see the reflection of the eclipse and study it, or just watch it like normal because they were also obsessed like we are

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mjbythebay · 28 days

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Why TF does our drive team have more spirit than our stands crew. Step up your game boo.

Although, the drive team did inform me they dance so they don't get to nervous before matches, which makes sense

#frc crescendo #frc robotics #frc #frc 2024 #robotics #robots #spirit #drive team

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mjbythebay · 1 month

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Lost in the Woods by Jonathan Groff walked so I'm just Ken could run

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mjbythebay · 1 month

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Best feeling: when someone older and better at smth than you says you did a good job. Like my skin is thriving, my crops are watered, the sun is shining.

#compliment #robotics #helps that the person doesn't look to bad either #frc robotics #frc #frc crescendo #robots #i need validation #self validation #i crave validation #validation

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mjbythebay · 2 months

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My parents are not helping me learn to drive.

Me: what are my reference points? How to I fucking parallel park

Them: idk vibe it

#parents #parenting #drivers license #driving #teenagers #teenage angst #parking #help

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mjbythebay · 2 months

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The way I thought my parents were gaslighting me about my age yesterday-

Them: You have your drivers test in 2 months

Me: you are lying actually

Anyway most trippy thing swear

#age #teenagers #high schoolers #drivers license #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #parents #growing up #aging #its a mental breakdown #do da do doooo do da do da doooooo

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mjbythebay · 3 months

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stiles stilinski says pookie send tweet

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