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The name of this pls š
NO I CANT ITS SUCH A PROBLEMATIC MANGA ILL ACTUALLY GET CANCELLED AND HAVE TO MAKE A COLLEEN HOOVER STYLE APOLOGY CAUSE THE ACTUAL NEXT LEVEL GROOMING IS-
(Hachirokusou: the confined and disgraced bride)
#totally rook in every sense of the name#I was never here#I have no morals for smut so if you question me about it Iāll literally throw you into the gaping maw of a hippoļæ¼#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst imagines#rook hunt x reader#rook hunt
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Reading a hentai and tell me why this guy looks EXACTLY like rook bruh
Like wdym Tohru Jougasaki your name is ROOK. HUNT.
Ahem the name of the manga in hereā¦
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Wtf guys why is there suddenly three spells Iām horrified wdym thereās three now what does there need to be three o was content with two now I need to spam the alchemy class again I canāt live like this GRRR BARK ARK BARF WOOF HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME
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Deuce's mom has got it goin on.
She's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Deucey, can't you see?
You're just not the guy for me, I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Deuce's mom
Hey deuce? How do you feel about a step parent?
(Deuce is disgusted absolutely bewildered he is going to beat my brains in)
#deuce is crying sobbing throwing up shitting tears#gawd what a milf#like she can fix me#or break me totally her choice Iām into both#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst meme#deuce spade#mama spade
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Sorry guys not uploading anything this time but the truth: DEUCES MOM IS SO HOT SHE IS LITERALLY MY DREAM SHE IS MY EVERYTHING IM IN MY WEDDING SUIT ON MY KNEES HOLDING UP A RING AWOOGA
Sheās so mommy ugh ā”
#currently twirling my hair and kicking my feet#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#deuce spade#deuce Iām gonna marry your mother
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Lmao guys Iām working part time as a dental assistant, you think Trey will love me now
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hi hello i would like to request the heartslabyul boys with an s/o who wants to give them head pls? it would be nice if you could do a lil extra for cater, I know he's not super popular, but I love him sm!!! ty!
I was first gonna try and do an AU with Cater, like as a camboy or soemthing, but then I just went with a longer section :( I think I'm keeping the camboy idea in the back of my mind!
Cw: Smut :O
Cater
Cay Cay Darling loves to be a part of the crowd. If you want him, you have to find him first, and thatās as easy as looking at his posts. All that needs to be done is to follow the scent of the latest trends and youāll find yourself in the back of a snazzy new restaurant, dim lighting cloaking the two of you from the hustle and bustle outside.
Now he wouldnāt expect you to show up here, or to get on your knees right before him. He knows what youāre asking, he doesnāt have to even question it, because this exact scenario permeates his thoughts every day.
He has to refrain from taking a photo (or several), but he knows no picture could ever truly encapsulate every detail he can see. From that sinful twinkle in your eyes, to the lilt in your voice as you ask him to keep his voice down, how is he expected to do the impossible? The squeeze of your hands on his thigh, the muffled press of your lips on his pants, it coaxes all the tiny whines from his throat. He can only do his best to sear the sight of you undoing the button of his jeans to help alleviate the tightness in his crotch.Ā
He loves loves LOVES when your sweet doe eyes are on him when you guys fuck, watch him crumble when your mouth wraps around him, itās not the same if you arenāt focusing on him. He demands your full attention with the way his tongue traverses his bottom lip, looking oh-so delicious when he keens into your mouth.Ā
His dominant hand keeps your head steady as his hips jerk into the plushness of the back of your throat, having to cover his mouth to keep himself from cussing and compromising your positions. It wouldnāt make much of a difference. He can hear the way you gag on his thick cock, slurping up each inch with practiced ease as your nose buries into his pelvis.Ā
As Cater nears his climax his dick pulses in your mouth with sporadic jumps, nerves jolting him with the building pressure. It doesnāt help that you donāt dare to slow down, milking him with your tight little mouth even after heās already cum. He has to stop you before oversensitivity hits, or else he wonāt be able to walk out of this place. Unfortunately, he still needs his legs for now so you two can hurry home and he can return your favor four times over.Ā
Riddle
As Mr. Straightlaced himself, he is the most against a sloppy toppy and also the one who also needs it the most. After another tedious day of abiding by the rules and hitting the books, youāre most likely to find him sprawled out on the bed, so very inviting to the way you kiss at his stomach and drag your fingers under his garments.Ā
Heāll realize it soon enough, but itās far too late for him to try and deny your advances, not when your lips press against the underside of his half hard cock. Even when he tries to push your face away, his hand slips behind your head to pull you closer.
His most sensitive spot has to be the pretty pink head, he could cum with just you circling his flushed tip with the tip of your tongue! No matter how many times you do this, he canāt adjust to the warmth of your mouth. Poor boy overstimulates himself every time.
Riddle wonāt admit it, but he likes cumming all over himself. With his own jizz decorating his tummy, he likes the look you have when you kiss him clean and coo about how cute he is. Heās a bit too sensitive to do it all again, but you have complete control over him if you want the same treatment.
Trey
You have to trust me when I say heās the MOST dominant of the Heartslabyul boys. Heāll know whatās on your mind even before you do. Heāll see the way your eyes wander lower and lower, how your eyes gloss over and the little shiver in your breath. You donāt even need to ask before heās excusing the both of you and leading the way to his bedroom.Ā
He doesnāt mind when you take the lead. After all, you have to work for what you want, donāt you? Heāll watch you pull his trousers down with the sweetest smile, a pure contrast to the lust in his gaze. Heāll whisper things, small praises and sugary words as you swallow him inch by inch.
Treyās personal favorite move is to grip a handful of your hair and rut into your throat. Donāt worry about your gag reflex, heāll train it out of you with plenty of patience till you can sit with his dick comfortably in your mouth.Ā
Trey likes to edge himself. Heāll ask you to slow down when heās about to cum, fighting every urge to spill down your throat. He doesnāt actually like to cum in your mouth, mostly because heās tasted it before and boy it isnāt the most pleasant. He can use his magic to make it better, but he just prefers pumping it in a different hole. Speaking of, mind spreading your legs, Love?
Ace
This fuckin brat istg, ever since you offered it once, itās all he thinks about. Heās the epitome of a teenage boy, pestering you and teasing you just for a chance of getting that gluck gluck 2000. The only time youāll catch him off guard is after basketball practice in an empty locker room.
Heāll try to push you off, but no one can deny that heās hard as a rock at a thought. He isnāt even really trying to say no! By the time his shorts puddle around his feet, heās already putty in your hands, thrusting up into your grip.
Call it a joke but he likes having his balls played with. Roll them in your fingers, circle it with your index and thumb as you suck him off and youāll have him a mess in no time. Give them a gentle tug and watch him keen, it's really fun.
Because Ace asks for it often, they are usually quickies, but donāt worry, heās not so much of an asshole to leave you high and dry if you really want more. Probably best to clean up and get somewhere a little more private though. Heās really not the best at shutting up.
Deuce
Deuce is a gentleman, even if his attention is on your lips 25/8 he will not bring up The Segs unless you say it first. Doesnāt matter how long you've been dating or how many times youāve done it, he keeps his thoughts Written On His Forehead oh my god heās so obvious please offer first. Watch him light up and his tent rise.
As long as you guys are somewhere private enough, heās more than happy to indulge himself, falling deeper from each kiss to his length and the silky walls of your mouth. Just keep holding his hand and heāll gladly follow you into the second circle of hell.
Sweetie Pie likes kisses - scratch that, he LOVES them. He likes them all over him, on his thighs and his shaft or right between his balls and his cock. He would love to spend all day just being lavished in more kisses than he can count, but maybe afterā¦?
Deuce has a negative refractory, by the time he finishes, heās already begging for another round. Drool gathers on his lower lip as he bucks his hips, pearlescent beads of precum forming strings against your tongue. āJust one more timeā¦ā he pleads, although the both of you know itās a lie.
#ratwrites#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#heartslaybul x reader#riddle rosehearts x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle smut#riddle x reader#cater x reader#cater diamond#cater diamond x reader#cater smut#trey x reader#trey clover#trey smut#trey clover x reader#ace trappola#ace x reader#ace trapolla x reader#ace smut#deuce x reader#deuce spade#deuce spade x reader#deuce smut#twst smut#smut
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my little rat brain has some very rat ideas
okay do any of you know the series Welcome To Demon School, Iruma-Kun!
cause like.
that x twisted wonderland Imgoinginsaneiwantitsomuch
JUST A SERIES OF MISHAPS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND A DELIGHTFULLY CONFUSED YUU Y'KNOW??
#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst meme#twst imagines#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#yuu
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Damn Iām alive lmao
#twst imagines#twst meme#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#grim twst#jack howl#ace trappola#floyd leech
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AZUL AZUL AZUL AZUL MWAH MWAH MEAH WHEN I TELL YOU IPROBABLY WOKE UP MY ROOMMATES WITH MY WORDS OF LOVE AND DEVOTION YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME OMG MY LOVER MY DARLING MY BEAUTIFUL BOY HE CAME THREE TIMES WITH TWO TEN PULLS I HAVE HIM I AWUIRED MY BOY MY SWEETHEART MY GOD MY LITTLE BUISNESSMAN MY AZULLY
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Jack: there are two wolves battling for dominance inside of me.
Ace: dominance?
Deuce: inside you??
Epel: are they kissing????
Sebek: what is actually wrong with all of you (secretly agreed with Jack)
#twst imagines#twst meme#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#firstyears#ace trappola#deuce spade#epel felmier#Jack howl#sebek zigvolt
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Jade: I hate cookingā¦ but I love stirring the pot!
Azul: itās not entitlement, if I deserve it~
Floyd:
Floyd: I just got out of prison
#twst imagines#twst meme#azul#twisted wonderland#twst#Floyd leech#Jade leech#azul ashengrotto#octavinelle#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland
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Love my little underwater ulcer inducers, they give me so much stress <3
Yuu: just say those three words and Iām all yours.
Floyd: Pants Down Now.
Yuu: bro-
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Yuu: Yo Azul can I ask you a question.
Azul: you just did.
Yuu: ā¦Can I ask two questions?
Azul: that was your second question yes.
Yuu: okay, you little smartass, Can I ask you four questions?
Azul: repeat that?
Yuu: No. Are you done playing around?
Azul: Fourth question, but since Iām so kind, no, Iām not done.
Yuu: look can I peg you or not
Azul: what
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Yuu: hey Jade.
Jade: Is something wrong, Prefect?
Yuu: why are you wearing a raincoat? Itās sunny out.
Jade: Iām going to kill someone.
Yuu: ā¦
Yuu: who
Jade , holding the shriveled remains of a terrarium invaded by parasitic worms: God.
#disney twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst imagines#twst meme#azul#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#floyd#floyd leech#jade leech#jade#azul ashengrotto x reader#azul x reader#octavinelle
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What are you to the leech twins? NOTHING. NOT EVEN A SPECK.
#whatās a king to a tweel huh#twst imagines#twst meme#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#leech twins#tweels#Floyd leech#Jade leech
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Can I request part two for the post "How would they react finding out their S/O cheating on them" for Floyd, Lilia, Idia and Silver
lol I had fun with Liliaās and Silverās part. I donāt have a lot of info on them and I think that should change, so it gave me a chance to do a little research on them
The previous Cheat scenarios
Ā cw: mild angst, mentions of violence in Floydās part
FloydĀ
Do you literally have a deathwish? Floyd isnāt someone to be trifled with (like a lot of other characters), and itās pretty obvious what the outcome will be. Donāt think for a second that you deserve or will even receive an ounce of compassion.Ā
Floyd isnāt stupid. If anything, the stupid one is the one who misjudged him and what he is capable of. Iām not talking about temper tantrums, or a mood swing, or yelling. Iām talking about a stare more icy that the waters of his homeland, Iām talking about fists tight enough to shake and blood splatters on clothing and a voice so calm that youāll know that death must speak in that same dull tone.
Youāll make it out alive in that moment, but thatās as far as your luck will take you. Hell hath no wrath like the Leech twins, and time itself isnāt long enough to wait out their fury. There is no escape. No one would dare to extend a hand, lest they also wish to be a target.
Floyd is emotional, to an extent. The only reason you arenāt dead in that moment is because he has so much worse planned, and the second he doesnāt find your torment fun anymore? Well, surely you can guess what comes next. Consider yourself lucky if itās quick. Itās his final mercy.
Lilia
Ā Hate to say it but Lilia is old. Like, very old. Itās not to say he takes it well, but he takes it better than most (Lucky you.) Heās probably experienced lovers when he was younger, and undoubtedly heās experienced betrayals. Doesnāt mean it will hurt any less.
Youāre young, he wonāt blame you for living fast and dumb. He wonāt torment you or have someone else bother you, in fact, he acts as if your relationship was just... nothing. Because thatās how you treated it, didnāt you?
The type of guy to still play Connect Four with your dad on game pigeon two years later and it really pisses you off and if you ask him to stop he sends you āLetās play 8 Ballā and then never responds after. And donāt try going through anyone else in Diasomnia to talk to him, they care for their father figure too much to let a lowlife like you talk to him.
Lilia will still date, of course. When the time is right, heāll open his heart again. Heās never expected any relationship to last anyway. With his lifespan, heās drifted apart, watched those he loved die, and more. If he let everything affect him, he wouldnāt have had any fleeting, delightful moments in the first place. Cherish what was.Ā
Idia
There isnāt much that Idia can say except that he expected it. Itās obvious enough with his demeanor that no one would want him, or want to stay with him. Heās a nerdy shut-in, a loser in every sense of the word, and your actions only reaffirm everything he knows about himself.Ā
Heās a genius, didnāt you know? He may be a shut-in, but he can see the way you look at people who arenāt him, even through a screen. What can he do about it? Nothing. He didnāt deserve you. From the beginning, he knew he wasnāt enough. He knew he would never be enough.Ā
He cannot grieve your loss. He wonāt allow himself to wish for your return and your love. Heāll throw himself into his hobbies. Heāll tinker with his computer until his fingers wonāt function anymore, and heāll blame every failure on you, on your cruelty and your fickle, dark heart.
Anger is a great mask, but you donāt have to be a sentient AI to see how much itās hurt him. Ortho almost obliterated you if not for Idiaās intervention, and as much as you can say Idia programmed Ortho to almost kill you, everyone knows that isnāt the truth. Heās blunt, but he cares. Too much, some may say.
Silver
Why would you- like what compelled you- Silver is a very pretty and smart boy whoās just a bit out of touch with the world, but Iād argue that he has superb emotional intelligence. He would notice if you were getting distant or unhappy with the relationship and try to fix things. Ā If you choose to take advantage of his kindness, then heāll have no choice but to end things.
Sebek is the angriest at the decision. As abrasive as he is and acts to Silver, he does care to some degree about someone heās grown up with, human or not. Lilia however, is someone with a lot of wisdom. It is he who assures Silver to not turn back, and it is he whoāll make sure you do get your rightful punishment. Donāt ask why your reflection scowls at you, itās your imagination. Ā
As one of - if not the most - mentally stable students, he isnāt going to need something to help him cope. He isnāt here to seek revenge or key your car. Heāll just return to the days before you. It may take a little, but he managed once, and he will manage again.Ā
Silver will find himself too busy with his duties to find love again. Heāll fill the time that was once for you with other things. And soon, youāll leave his dreams too. It may not be for a while, but there will be peace. He just needs time.Ā
#ratwrites#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#reader#Floyd Leech#floyd#Lilia#Lilia Vanrouge#idia#idia shroud#silver
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Yuu, walking into the kitchen: Smells good, whatcha making?
Trey/Jamil: My heart flutter.Ā
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#jamil x reader#Jamil Viper#jamil#Trey#trey clover#trey x reader#twst meme#twst imagines#twst incorrect quotes
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Masterlist
WishList
Stressed Overblot Victims And Headpats
Overblot Victims Watching Yuu Snap
Sacrifice The World Or The Reader
Twst Characters If Their S/O Cheated
Twst Characters If Their S/O Cheated (part 2)
Biting The Twst Characters Headcannons
Heartslabuyl gets headĀ (TWST FILTH 18+)
Twst Characterās Boyfriendability
HeartslabyulĀ
Savannaclaw
Octavinelle
Sacarbia
RatWrites
Riddle x reader (Scavenger Hunt)
Calling Tall Twst Characters Short
Twst Characters And Flu Shots
Twst Filth (18+)
Malleus x reader (Worship Your King)
Riddle x reader (Riddle Rockhard)
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