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huboi · 4 months

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POLY! SATOSUGU ˖ . ☆

MINORS DNI!!!

╰┈➤ includes; poly satosugu ft gn! reader, a separate part where reader is afab and how they comfort you during period time, shoko is included because she’s a #girl boss, separate nsfw part, they didn’t have the kfc breakup in this so dw

╰┈➤ a/n; the shibuya arc destroyed me and I’m in desperate need for fluff, reader’s a sub (sos to all the tops/switches, I’m just a sub at heart)

these guys are complete opposites

but in a good way that they pretty much compliment each other

when you entered their life, they were smitten

they were both dating before you came into their life, they never thought of having another partner but then you came along and boom

satoru is a clingy bastard

this goes for both you and suguru

neither of you guys are safe from the menace that is satoru

he’s clingy but you guys love him for that, cause that means cuddle piles 24/7 when you’re all free and not busy with killing curses etc.

suguru is the peace keeper in a sense, he’s the most chill

like if there’s ever an argument between you guys, he’s usually the one that encourages communication

my guy knows that communication is very important in order to maintain a healthy, happy long lasting relationship

suguru shows affection more subtlety than gojo

instead of rushing towards you as soon as you come home, he instead has food ready for you if you’re hungry, if not then he just puts it in the fridge for later

one thing suguru loves is having his hair played with, you can brush it, braid it, anything, he’s like a Barbie doll

speaking of hair when you guys are sleeping, 9 times out of 10 you will find sugurus hair in your mouth, even if it’s tied in a neat bun (which he doesn’t usually do since he likes having his hair down when sleeping/relaxing)

geto is very caring and reminds you of a mother/father figure, since he always asks you and gojo wether you’ve eaten, had something to drink etc.

not in the overbearing way either, he just wants to make sure his loves are in top condition :3

shoko is the no.1 wing woman, like she roots for you guys all the time, she’s so glad that this chaotic duo found you

if you ever wanna hang out with her without the boys, you usually have to sneak out since gojo is really reluctant on letting you go without him, not in a toxic way, he’s just really fucking clingy and so wants to be around you as much as possible

but as soon as you tell him suguru’s coming home when you’re gone, he instantly plans out the little date they have whilst you go out with shoko

speaking of dates, they’re either spent in a fancy ass restaurant for dinner, or a causal night in with take out whilst watching a movie, gojo insisting on horror even though you and suguru both know he’ll piss his pants and hide behind a pillow throughout the whole film

shoko fourth wheels you guys a lot, even though suguru tends to not show affection outside of the house, gojo lives for PDA

like when you guys are walking, he’ll slither between your bodies so he’s in the middle, only to grab both of your hands and intertwine them🥹

gojo is also a big fan of cheek/forehead kisses

yes he loves kissing you on the lips but that’s more so for in the house

gojo tends to get very grumpy when you don’t reciprocate his affectionate gestures, but dw you can cheer him up by bribing him with his favourite sweets, it usually works, if not that then you can make it up to him in the bedroom *wink wink*

when sleeping gojo tends to spread out his long ass limbs as far as they can go, which leaves you and suguru barely any space

gojo defo snores, man sounds like a whole ass tractor at best, at worst a bloody horn that you hear on ships

suguru doesn’t snore, he just mumbles in his sleep sometimes, which is cute low-key

gojo is a light sleeper (due to his six eyes) and suguru is a heavy sleeper, like you have to suffocate him with a pillow to wake him tf up sometimes

whenever you have a cold/are sick, the boys become so doting, satoru somehow becoming even more clingy even though you keep on warning him that he may also get sick too, cocky bastard claiming ‘I won’t since I’m the strongest’ only to, unsurprisingly, have the exact same illness once you’re better

if you struggle with mental health a lot, the boys will do pretty much anything to help you out

gojo usually prefers to buy you loads of sugar/sweets if that’s your thing, if not then he will cuddle you and just be there for you

suguru understands since he has struggled with mental health in the past and is there for you if you want to vent/rant to someone

if you are neurodivergent then they will try their best to help with your needs

eg. if you’re overstimulated they will bring you to the closest quiet area and help you calm down wether via hugs and kisses or giving you some alone time

same goes for if you have a disability eg. you use a wheelchair etc. they are very supportive and they don’t care as in you’re still the love of their life no matter what

IF READER HAS A PERIOD (feel free to skip this if you don’t get periods)

they obviously don’t understand how painful periods can be, but they don’t make any negative comments about it

when you have terrible cramps their hearts ache as they can’t really do much other than giving you medication, hot water bottle and tea

suguru tends to place his hand on your stomach if you want to of course

if you’re craving foods, they will get them for you

mainly gojo tho cause he also loves food

when you get emotional they kinda just stand there like 🧍

one time you cried over suguru giving you a forehead kiss, he was very concerned

bro was worried he somehow upset you :(

they definitely go to shoko for some more advice on how to comfort you when you’re on your period

gojo defo says ‘apperantly orgasms can relief period cramps sooo’

you slapped him in the face

NSFW SECTION!

CW: DOM/SUB DYNAMICS, SWITCH! GOJO, BRAT! GOJO, SPANKING, SOFT DOM! GETO, BRAT TAMER! GETO, SUB!READER, AFTERCARE

when it comes to sexy times, geto is always the one in charge

sometimes gojo gets ahead of himself and forgets his place, only to be spanked till his ass is red by suguru

suguru loves praising you so much, he hates it when you misbehave and he has to spank you

gojo loves spanking you on the other hand, he also loves receiving a spanking from suguru

if gojo misbehaves one thing suguru loves to do is tie him up and make him watch as geto fucks you dumb

gojo cant touch himself, and if he does then he has to have a vibrator on his cock and not cum for 30 mins whilst watching geto fuck you yet again

satoru has a high sex drive and can seemingly go on for hours on end

suguru has a high sex drive too, but it’s not as high as gojos’

gojo’s a horny bastard :(

sometimes you will find yourself being woken up by gojo giving you head in the morning

yes suguru does find out, one way or another, and punishes gojo for giving you head without getos permission (dw gojo and geto both have ur consent to do sexy stuff to you whilst you sleep, you guys all agreed on this in the beginning of the relationship)

suguru prefers giving head over receiving, since he loves making either you or gojo moan out his name whilst he gives you delicious head

gojo prefers receiving but sometimes enjoys giving

gojo mainly prefers receiving from you since unlike geto you don’t tease him

geto’s a fucking tease in the bedroom, to both of you but mainly gojo since he’s so bratty and suguru hates that (secretly loves it)

sometimes gojo will fuck you whilst he gets fucked by geto

aftercare is a MUST for both gojo and geto

especially after an intense session

sometimes you end up slipping into sub space which can be a problem since they both hate seeing you that way

they instantly cover you with kisses, hugs and so much praise

bath time always happens after, the boys joining you

you even have a little snack or a big snack depending on how rough the session was

after you’re all taken care of, the boys and you hop into a clean, fresh bed and fall asleep in each others’ arms <3

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pap3rcrown · 5 months

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sorry but can you imagine the rumour mil around the kiddads post s1 as they go back to school???

like picture this. your five classmates who went missing a few weeks ago have finally been found. or at least four of them have been, nick, who was already unofficially voted most likely to disappear didn't make it back along with his father and you aren't fully convinced that the other four didn't murder him and his dad. speaking of the other 4 they didn't come back quite right, and not even in the way you're 13 year old brain would assume someone lost in the desert for weeks would react. grant, who was always pretty chill, always good to chat about soccer or hop into a fortnite game became distant. he's always looking off past your eyes and now takes the once causal game very seriously. terry jr seemed mostly the same, but was very close to the rest of the boys he went missing with and no longer cursed out his step father every chance he got, which was a jarring change to say the least. lark was angry to say the least which wasn't a complete shift for how wild he was before but he was now more of a passing danger to those around him, so you mostly just leave him alone as his brother trails him with half baked apologies on his lips. but the weirdest part of all of this is that they are never at school, they all disappear with their dads for months at a time and come back talking about the kid who didn't come back???

i'm trying to think of a reasonable thing for their classmate to assume happened but literally not one thing is coming to mind

#dndads #kiddads #grant wilson #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak #terry jr #nick close #i cannot get this headcannon out of my head #please say someone else has thought about them in school

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dior-luxury · 1 year

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Hiii! I just found your Pretending to Flirt Online hc's and they were so perfect. I read it all like 6 times in a row heheh. I see that requests are open but I couldn't find any rules so I hope I don't offend you with any of this! Can you do a the same Flirting Online thing with Riddle, Jade, Leona, Malleus, and Jamil? If that's too much, you can just do however many you are comfortable with. Thank you!! 😊 💞💞

𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 .𝟎𝟐

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Note: Anon!! Your making me blush! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (AHHH-) Thank you so much for liking my writing so much, that you even read it six times over and over again (´꒳`)♡ <3.

Characters: Riddle, Jade, Leona, Malleus, & Jamil Dictionary: Rosa/ means 'Rose' in Italian, "提督" [Teitoku] means 'Admiral' in Japanese, "ジュエル" [Jueru] means 'Jewel' in Japanese.

Riddle Rosehearts:

Riddle seems like the type of person to try and distract you when he's jealous. Causally mentioning the most random stuff that comes up in his mind.

This whole idea will be slightly tampered with since you are the main cause of this feeling.

He desperately tries to make a scenario in his head on why you're flirting with some random guy.

While also trying to make up a pathetic excuse on why he's straight-up staring at you.

Some of the students in the main lounge glance at Riddle, snickering about the scene that's going to unfold.

You were currently sitting at one of the tables in the lounge, and you then tilt to the side of your head.

To find Riddle crossing his arms and looking down, trying to avoid eye contact as he went up to you.

"Even if your lounging around here... you are still a part of making sure this place is in order. From a Dorm leader to a perfect one, I don't think flirting with some random guy online will 'certainly' help. Especially when the one who's telling you this is your boyfriend y/n."

Riddle bent forward as he looked down at your phone in your hands. This little action caused you to hold the screen tight to your chest trying to cover up the fact you were secretly recording this for tik tok.

"Oh, um- it's not like that-" you spoke as your grip tightened. Riddle's feeling grew more anxious as his eyes narrowed in disappointment.

He fixed his posture as he tried to figure out how to fix this awkward scene. "Rosa, who are you talking to?" He lowered his voice feeling anxiety swim in his stomach.

You laughed nervously as you looked down at your phone once again.

Riddle clenched his fists as he took your phone without even thinking.

You paused as your face rained in embarrassment, trying to forget this even happened.

Riddle's eyes grew wide as he was also on the point of embarrassment death, he tried to just take in what was happening right now.

Instead of doing that though... he gives you back your phone, with a hand covering his mouth.

"I- um... Nevermind!" He exclaims drawing the attention of the students around the lounge, back on him. "This is embarrassing, it seems I was wrong. I should've known you were pranking me..."

Riddle then bowed deeply as he then began to hassle out of the scene.

Jade Leech:

You may have heard this over and over again but... I am so sorry for you.

Jade is a very possessive guy at least, he's mostly the same as his brother except he's more good at hiding his emotions... That doesn't make this whole scenario passive for you though.

His duty in every relationship is to protect those he deeply cares about, for example; you.

You were chilling with Jade, it was more of one of those boring days. But you decided to make a whole 360' and make at least some sort of something interesting happen!

That's when you decided to prank by flirting with 'someone' over the phone, but you couldn't lie you felt extremely anxious about this whole thing.

You took a deep breath as you waited until Jade was currently not busy to get this whole plan in motion.

"Jade, can you get me water?"

You smiled at Jade, as he nodded getting up from his chair.

Then you wasted no time to use this extra time to get ready, you put the phone in front of you, and you then started recording the tik tok as you took out your Nintendo.

'Alright, he should come back anytime... you sighed as you lowered the brightness on your phone to show an almost dark screen.

You began fake talking as you went to put your headphones on to make it seem you were talking to someone.

"Haha~ Your so funny~"

You saw the door open out of the corner of your eye, but you continued smiling as you decided to make the move and flirt with the 'person' you were talking to.

As soon as a flirty comment slipped your lips, you swear you could hear distance cracking; as if the glass was about to be broken.

You looked over to find Jade holding the glass and doorknob with extreme force, both of them looked like they were going to break any second.

Jade's face was a mixture of anger and shock, a smile entered his face as soon as you caught him staring.

"Teitoku, who are you flirting with."

He bluntly asked as he slowly walked towards you with the same smile staying on his features.

You stuttered as you tried to think what to say next, "What do you... mean?"

Jade's smile faded as he looked you dead in the eyes as handed you your water.

"I want a name and address." He spoke sternly as he lowered his eyes into a glare as his fists clenched up.

You laughed nervously, "Jade- I'm not actually-"

You tried to continue but Jade's eyes poured into your very soul, causing anyone to feel a swarm of anxiety in their whole body/

"Jade it's a prank..."

His eyes widened as he looked at the phone that's screen suddenly turned bright, displaying.

"Oh, my... should've known this was one of your schemes huh?" Jade lightly chuckled as he grabbed you around the waist into a carrying position.

"Jade the water-"

Leona Kingscholar:

I would be lying if I said Leona didn't have a jealousy streak.

He's a possessive lion after all. \(︶▽︶)/

And lions are protective animals who don't like sharing... overall perfect person to pull this prank on!

You were a giggling mess the whole time from just looking at Leona's annoyed face.

"What are you laughing at."

Even Leona's stern remarks couldn't make you stop giggling, but something in your head thought this was a good time to play a prank on this kitty~

You quickly recorded this to save for 'memories' (blackmail) and to tease him about it later on~

"You are so funny~ and hot at the same time."

As soon as you said that Leona's eyes perked up as he glanced at you holding up the phone to your chest. But, when he heard the word 'hot' he was already ready to fight someone.

"Did you just call someone 'hot'?"

Leona groaned as he furrowed his eyebrows gripping one of the pillows for dear life.

You tried to act as if you didn't hear him, but with the smile trying to escape your face, it was making things quite hard.

"Oi, answer me. I know you hear me." Leona demanded as he was getting quite annoyed.

You sighed as you put yourself on mute, "Yes?" You questioned, as Leona looked at the phone with a disgusted face.

"Tell that idiot, you have a boyfriend. One that's ready to fight him if he even tries to do anything."

"Leona your not fighting anyone..."

"Why?" He questioned as he rolled his eyes crossing his arms.

"Because it's a prank. I'm talking to no one." You admitted as you light chuckle.

Leona's eyes then shot open as he tried to process what you just said. He slowly turned his head looking you dead in the eyes, as his eyes slowly ponder the screen of your phone.

"Great. You even recorded this whole thing too."

Jamil Viper:

Listen, Jamil's a smart guy... but saying that makes this whole ideal seem scarier than it is.

Though, I'm kind of convinced this guy can read people's emotions like it's a book. Might cause some problems when you're trying to prank him.

Currently, you were addicted to your phone and Jamil wouldn't leave you alone about it.

"Jueru, why are you still on your phone? It's not good for your eyes you know." He said as he currently was going through random books.

"I know."

You say as you play a fake ringtone on your phone causing Jamil's eyes to wander over to you.

"Hey, Sweetheart." You blurt out as Jamil's eyes widen with sudden shock. He then turns his head over to you who's on the phone flirting with someone on a call.

As you continue flirting with a random person, Jamil looks like he's about to poison someone in their sleep tonight. He's quick to act as he slams the book closed.

He then makes his way over to you where you're laying down on one of the expensive sofas.

"We're together right?" He bluntly questions as he crosses his arms with a disapproving face present.

You nod looking up at him meekly.

"Good. Now tell him you have a boyfriend. I don't want my s/o introducing themselves like they're available to everyone they meet."

Jamil then takes his leave his leave as he then goes back to what he was originally doing.

You just left with a semi-shocked face, you thought he would be more... protective. But you just shrug your shoulders as you quietly say 'bye' to the fake you were talking to.

Malleus:

This can go either two ways...

The first one: He'll get EXTREMELY jealous and end up burning the whole place down in fury and madness.

Or! if you are lucky you might not get a Malleus that's over-protective... well, who's kidding Malleus is going to be over-protective.

You slightly giggle to yourself as you speak into the phone, "Hello darling~" You say in a flirty tone, looking at Malleus who stopped writing as soon as you said that.

"Darling?..." He mutters as he then grips the pen he was using. Malleus continues to still be in shock after a few, 'were you talking to him?

No, you couldn't be, your still talking to him when he's not answering. It doesn't take him long to figure out that you're flirting with someone over a call.

A mixture of anger, darkness, and sadness approaches his face as it starts to rain outside. Then it starts to thunder... loud. Flashes of green lightning can be seen in the Diasomnia dorm air as quiet footsteps approach in the distance.

Malleus grinds his teeth and then stands up, causing the chair to fall backward onto the dark-tiled floor. Your eyes widen as you realize what you have done.

"Malleus are you okay?-..."

You say meekly as you look at the fae who was visibly mad. Malleus doesn't deal with this at all in a good way. His hands are shaking from the intense pressure he got from clenching his fists.

He then slowly walks towards you, "Who." Even when just said one word it ran a chill down your entire body.

"Malleus you need to calm down- it's a prank..."

Malleus then crosses his arms looking at you with a disappointed facial expression, "Ah."

He then sits on the couch right next to you, and he then takes your phone from your hands.

"What-"

You sit up as you reach for your phone, "Instead of holding your phone all the time, you should try using me." He says with a sly smirk as he firmly holds the phone in a tight grip.

You gasp in surprise as you then nod, opening your arms to the cocky fae who was just about to destroy the entire place; into your arms, inviting him to lay down with you.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst fanfic #twst headcanons #twst imagines #malleus draconia x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #jade leech x reader #jamil viper x reader #leona kingscholar x reader

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xxsabitoxx · 1 year

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The Pillars and their Wolf Ranking

Warning: Alpha / Beta / Omega type shit. I… yeah. No m!preg or slick tho lmfao just a causal… post hmm

A/N: this is fully meant to be a crack head canon post. The idea came to me while I was delirious at 4am… honestly I should have taken it as a bad omen but here we are. Fun fact I used to strictly write A/B/O fics for a very different fandom LMFAO 🫣

I genuinely could not take this seriously the whole mother fucking time so PAH-LEASE don’t come for me for the cringe… or maybe you like this idk I don’t judge

Tomioka Giyu

Alpha

Against his will tbh, he was hoping to be a beta

He’s more withdrawn and “timid” for lack of better words

A particular someone was enraged when Giyu turned out to be an alpha and not him

His only plus is he doesn’t have to deal with omega heats… the idea makes him a bit uncomfortable

Kocho Shinobu

Beta

She’s relieved, though she wouldn’t have minded being an alpha

Had she gotten the title of omega nobody would have ever heard from her ever again

Mama ain’t raise no bitch… cause mama didn’t raise her but anyways… she’d sooner jump off a cliff head first into a rocky ravine before letting some alpha mate her

She can go about her life as normal

Rengoku Kyojuro

Alpha

He’s not ashamed of it, he rather likes the role

He loves to take care of people, he can command without coming off like a douche bag and people are more than happy to oblige

Plus he wants a big family so being an alpha makes it easier for him I guess

Omegas in heat do have to stay away from him though… he can’t help it… the issue being they practically throw themselves at him

Uzui Tengen

Alpha with three mated wives looking for a fourth

You’re on something if you don’t think this man is an alpha in every sense

Alpha Tengen is horny so don’t be shocked that he already has like five kids with more on the way LMFAO

That being said, Hina, Makio and Suma are obviously omegas

He’s a charmer, so along side Rengoku, people like to go to him for help and such

Kanroji Mitsuri

Alpha female

You thought I was gonna say omega, didn’t you?

Naw my girl is too damn strong (albeit emotional) to be classed as omega

Hell she was pretty shocked by it, so was everyone else. She’s so emotional they for sure thought she’d be an omega. Then again her appetite…

Luckily though the man she had her eyes on happens to be an omega

Iguro Obanai

Omega who genuinely would have offed himself if Mitsuri didn’t turn out to be an alpha

I don’t care what anyone says I totally see this man being an omega and completely and utterly embarrassed because of it

His only saving grace was Mitsuri being an alpha and tbh he finds it so unbelievably hot

While he is an omega he definitely isn’t a shrimpy little bitch and can fully handle himself

When it comes to Mitsuri though he’ll absolutely let her baby the fuck out of him and call him cute

Shinazugawa Sanemi

Omega bitch boy LMFAO

Stfu rn cause baby girl is 100% an omega and I have proof… sorta

My proof being that Gyomei said Sanemi was shy in the little “what the pillars think of each other” thingy

He’s the one that’s enraged about Giyu being an alpha, not even Obanai is that mad lmfao

Tbh it was too cliche to say he’s an alpha and honestly he just doesn’t feel like one to me

Himejima Gyomei

Beta surprisingly

He’s a gentle soul so it makes more sense that he’s a beta and not an alpha

He’s a beta that people still look towards for advice and protection

Similar to Shinobu, he’s chill with this cause he can go about living his life and not having to worry about ruts or heat lmfao

He’s not an overly horny man so…

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historia-vitae-magistras · 5 months

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i’d never even considered how the civil war would affect alfred during ww1, that’s a really interesting idea. would you mind expanding a bit more if you haven’t already?

fuck yes I can expand on that. TW for historic nastiness.

Okay to prelude— I don't typically do 1:1 state/gov to character but considering the cession of the south into a separate state and the US itself is the Union, my boy is in blue. In this blog's universe there is no schizophrenia or split personality or Doppelgänger or any other representation of the south. It gutted him and he lost feeling in a lot of his usual area and it severely weakened him but he represented the United States and that means union blue. And considering the north really doesn't have all that much moral leverage on the south especially in matters of racism, it's not much of a jump. If you aren't crazy about that, look away now.

So. Trench warfare. It's as old as humans bashing each other's heads in. Defensive ditches are an archaeological feature across the applicable world. But it's the American Civil War that might hold the gold medal for largest gap between how technology designed to kill had advanced spectacularly over any innovation that might save lives. I won't say deadliest because you do have the Taiping Rebellion around the same time but a lot of that was sièges and counter sieges and river based naval engagements. But anyway— rifled artillery and direct fire techniques had changed the game and soldiers were driven underground behind parapets and sandbags. Around Petersburg especially. And it's towards the end of the war when the Confederacy is increasingly desperate and hand to hand fighting is getting more common and more brutal. Entire regiments were lost in hand to hand mêlée. And if a soldier didn't die instantly, it was off to a field hospital. Guts ripped open by iron shells, lungs hanging from the tips of bayonets, wounds so infected they glowed, limbs hacked off by a surgeon who hadn't washed his hands in six days and sepsis rot so foul someone can taste it on the air even with the mouth closed. Malaria and typhoid so fucking bad the army cots would literally shake apart from how bad men shivered when the chills aspect of the fever cycle hit. I know it's fashionable right now especially on vintage fashion YouTube to say people in history weren't disgusting but like, I've been in archives for years. Yeah it fucken was. Never was medicine so far behind the ability to kill.

So Alfred's probably died a solid dozen times half of which from shitting himself because he's probably riddled with parasites. He's been shot, stabbed, slashed. Shaken, rattled and absolutely steam rolled. And the final part of his almighty trauma is this is happening just up the river from where he was born in Jamestown. Alfred is on his belly in the earth beneath the feet of the people that bore him and then rejected him, begging his Protestant God and any of his own people listening and the very earth itself to protect him, to keep him alive as shell after shell lands around him.

When every battle is over, the dead rot in piles across the fields and trenches. The famous photos of the Antietam and Gettysburg dead are days old, you can see some of the bodies had been looted. There were so many dead and so many dying that upon its tardy entrance into world war one, the US had a more coherent body management and disposal program than any other of the entente powers. Who had already been at war for nearly four years.

So yeah, in my opinion he got ten steps into a front line trench where the British and especially the French were just causally walking on bodies, he vomited so hard New York felt California rattling around in there and said fuck it. My boy was either off to cleaner pastures like Belleau Wood or the air corps. It was too much too soon and he just couldn't keep it together in those conditions. They knew what bacteria were by WW1 and he was a burgeoning world power. So he probably only went full himbo with dysentery twice in France so it wasn't as bad as his civil war flop era but oof. That smell, the screams, pressing himself into soil that is not his own yet again is too recent and too vulnerable. He can't do it again so soon.

#the ask box || probis pateo #hws America #meatsack mechanics || the sociology and biology of nations #I'm back #broke my tablet lol

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mailjeevasfan · 1 year

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HELLO! here's a cookie to go along with my ask! 🍪 could i ask for hcs about how the death note characters would be if they had a crush? (the choice of characters are completely up to you! go wild!)

ofc!!!! no specific gender stated for reader

-light, l lawliet, mello, matt, misa, matsuda, near (first serious post hoping i did good)

-death note x reader

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how death note characters would act if they had a crush ❦

light yagami - could probably vary depending on whether it’s pre or post finding the death note.

-pre : would be pretty chill. would still treat you the same way as any of his other friends but would also have confidence, meaning he would be likely to make the first move and ask you out.

-post : would be a little more cocky. would still be likely to make the first move but would be way more forward and maybe even blunt with it. i mean he sees himself as a genuine god so it’s not implausible lmao

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l lawliet - would try to ignore it and would be very unlikely to make a move. he’d just continue to focus on his work seeing as he does have a very busy life, all while still hoping that u liked him and that you’d make a move (as much as he’d probably hate it lol). if you did ask him out or flirt or something he’d be kind of flustered (seeing as he hasn’t been in this situation very often that’s for sure) but would recuperate and try to negotiate the situation tactfully. eventually he’d understand how things work and he’d become a lot more affectionate

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mello - would probably be pretty frosty and try to avoid his feelings, if you made the first move he’d probably remain the same but go along with it. i feel like he’d be naturally protective over you all the time but at this moment in time you’d see something different in his behaviour. eventually he’d open up a little more and you’d see a realer side to him.

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matt - would be remarkably chill. i feel that we collectively forget about the lack of social skills this guy has however he’d be a cutie. he’d probably try and flirt a little but wouldn’t ask you out on a date per se. he’d just causally try and spent some more time with you, like playing video games together or going on a 3am snack run or some stupid shit. you’d most likely eventually notice the change in his behaviour towards you

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misa amane - would be super open and honest about it. she knows that she’s famous and pretty etc but she isn’t necessarily cocky she’s just a good type of confident. she’d be so adorable in going about confessing and would probably get you some kind of gift like flowers or something and would ask you out for coffee or lunch. she’d probably be very physically affectionate too even before she asked you out

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matsuda touta - very easily flustered. usually he’d be his usual self, pretty sweet and generally kind but you’d deeeefinitely notice a change in him. you’d realise pretty quickly. despite his nervousness, i do think he’d be likely to ask you out and you already know he’d be so adorable about it. after his anxious period passed he’d be extremely affectionate and would always try to be a gentleman

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near - would be strangely anxious for such an unemotional person. similarly to L, he isn’t in this situation often, so he’d be unaware of what to do about it. i don’t think he’d be as avoidant as L but i also don’t think he’d make the first move. he’d hope that you will and if you did he’d be happy but he’d still take a while to warm up from his usual stoic personality

#death note #death note x reader #mail jeevas x reader #l lawliet x reader #light yagami x reader #misa amane x reader #mello x reader #matsuda x reader #matsuda touta x reader #mihael keehl x reader #matt x reader #l x reader #light x reader #misa x reader #near x reader #nate river x reader

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rynnaissance · 3 months

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ok so for future reference, if i ever do continue working on my fic, how do we think bell’s hells would be at driving cars in a modern au? i’ve got ideas, but i want to hear other people’s input.

here’s what i’ve got:

chetney: DO NOT GET IN A CAR WITH CHETNEY WHATEVER YOU DO. that senior citizen is batshit insane and he WILL road rage. if someone cuts him off then wherever he was going is forgotten because he has to tailgate that person now while yelling at them to pull over so they can “talk.” i can’t decide if he would have a really nice car or a really shitty one because honestly both fit. maybe a fancy truck for hauling wood?

orym: he’s your safest bet out of the hells if you want to get somewhere on time without fearing for your life. bro is a law abiding citizen of the road. he never loses his cool (unlike chet) and his car is always clean and smells super nice. he mostly listens to meditation style music, but he’ll let the other person have the aux because he’s genuinely curious to hear what they listen to. shout out to orym.

laudna: okay back to the insanity. ALSO DO NOT GET IN A CAR WITH LAUDNA! girlie pop should not be on the road. she’s blasting the weirdest fucking genres of metal imaginable, she can hear nothing else. the music only somewhat drowns out the horrible keening noises her car makes, as if it’s begging to die. that thing hasn’t been to the shop in decades and omits the occasional plume of black smoke that smell like burnt hair and buttered popcorn for some reason? i saw someone else talk about how she’s a crazy driver with everyone except imogen who she drives very well for and never blasts music, and i like that idea a lot.

imogen: it was her dad’s truck before her’s, a farm vehicle meant for rural roads with four wheel drive. it’s pretty beat up, but it’s reliable. imogen hates driving though, as it can be super overwhelming in the city, and prefers to go with laudna. outside of the city, on rural roads where you won’t see another car for miles, she finds it almost as relaxing as horseback riding. she likes to cruise around with her widows down, shamelessly listening to country music. yeehaw.

ashton: should you get in a car with ashton? depends on the day, as they are kind of a wild card. one day, it might be a chill drive with you two causally exchanging stories, like sober “what the fuck is up with that?” other times you better hold onto your seat because you are getting to your location regardless of how traffic is flowing. ashton is the person who cuts chetney off. it may be on purpose, no one knows for certain, but he always seems to manage to find the old man and make his day a little more difficult. if they see someone they know, they’ll lay on horn and yell, “hey asshole!” with a wave and a grin. the car itself is covered in stickers and sharpie graffiti, interior and exterior. you’ll always know it’s him.

fearne: does she have a license? she would say yes. the truth is no. fearne was never taught how to drive, she just kinda figured it out as she went along. because of ashton, she used to think honking is a friendly thing, but had to be informed by fcg that those people are not just saying hi, but are actually mad at her. she didn’t like that very much. she doesn’t seem to be aware that there are any dangers to driving. she’s almost always getting into crashes, which she responds to with a giggle and a “whoops(:” it’s a marvel she hasn’t been arrested yet. there’s also an angry possum that’s sometimes found in the truck of her car, so it’s best not to open it.

fcg: much like orym, fcg is a very safe person to drive with. although maybe a little annoying, as he’ll let everyone go before him at a four way stop regardless of if it’s actually their turn. sometimes though, when they’re under a lot of stress, they resemble chetney more. they won’t tolerate any bullshit from other drivers and yell at pedestrians to get out of the way. he’s been getting better about this though, but still.

#critical role #cr campaign three #bell’s hells #bell’s hells modern au #chetney pock o'pea #orym of the air ashari #cr laudna #imogen temult #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #cr fcg #again i would love to hear other people’s ideas too

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nohoperadio · 1 month

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I was kind of irritable and low-mood at work today, to the point where--well I don't think I was a dick to anyone, but I was putting noticeably less effort into being positive and agreeable with people than I normally would. I was also putting less effort into being positive in my own, like, internal monologue I guess?

I feel like maybe that sounds tautologous, being less positive inside your head is just what low-mood means right, but I don't think it is actually. In normal circumstances, if there's an unpleasant task to do or some piece of annoying bad luck has occurred or something of that general nature is happening, I'm devoting some portion of my mental energies towards making myself see the situation in a constructive light: try to focus on what can be done instead of dwelling on bad shit that can't be undone, and if I catch myself going over in my mind how this is totally so-and-so's fault and why are they such a dick etc. then I'll tell myself to knock it off and try to move on to a more pleasant train of thought; also tons of smaller mental motions than that, too small to describe. All these pat clichés everyone knows, serenity prayer stuff. It works a good amount of the time, I think I may be uncommonly good at it actually (possibly too good at it in some situations, maybe that's a different selfpost), being calm is usually a thing I can pull off without much trouble, outside of certain (admittedly pretty significant) specific anxiety triggers.

But today I felt like I lacked the emotional energy to do that, and I made an almost conscious decision that I just wasn't going to bother with any of it, so like if I'm doing an unpleasant task I'll just let the thought "ugh this sucks" have the floor for as long as it wants, if someone's being annoying I'll just let myself hate them and not bother reminding myself how they're actually a lovely person most of the time, and so on. And like--this didn't result in a dramatically different day from normal, to be clear. Largely because there wasn't actually that much bad stuff happening, it was a pretty chill day objectively, it's not like I'm constantly having to repress a flood of negative thoughts in my daily life (not lately anyhow!). But it's interesting to me how--when I made that decision, that I wasn't going to try to think positively for the day, I could feel the mental muscles that would normally be in charge of that relaxing. Like there was a certain vigilance that's usually being kept up in my head constantly that was given explicit permission to take a day off, and there was (ironically!) a different kind of calm feeling that came with that, which I don't think I feel very often. There was a peaceful feeling in there, co-existing with the overall bad mood, that was comparable to unclenching a muscle you hadn't noticed you'd been holding tight for a long time.

Why do I find this interesting? Well just on the most abstract level it's an example of how stuff like "mood" isn't one-dimensional: in this example I was experiencing a negative mood, and that meant I couldn't be bothered to maintain a particular way of thinking, and turning off that way of thinking had (among other effects!) an effect that felt positive. A positive feeling that's causally downstream of a negative feeling and wouldn't have emerged without the negativity: there's probably all kinds of counterintuitive little interactions like that going down in our psyches all the time, and probably a much broader variety of different non-overlapping axes along which we can feel good or bad, which we tend to smush all together into an "average" mood that's maybe more of an abstraction than we realize.

On a more concrete, personal level: I don't know, there might be some stuff about how I'm too scared of negativity and could stand to let the impatient disagreeable bitch inside me have a little more air. Maybe some shit like that is something that's true. Yeah idk this is the part of self-analysis where I usually start to get bored.

#selfposting #uninteresting

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frogskelton · 4 months

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So Gwen in the Scooby doo team drama au would be based off the episodic side character who contacts the gamg after being targeted .

Since Gwen is very anti capitalist (in this au at least) and Scooby doo villains r capitalist scum, they would probably target her for not endorsing their ethical business practices.

How she thinks of the main cast

Owen- chill with, like causal friends who r happy to see each other, but don’t rlly actively message or stuff.

Noah- friends who keeps in touch from time to time and is first contact within gang.

Tyler - doesn’t know him that well, sort of like friendly acquaintances who are very awkward who think each other is weird.

Alejandro - very much dislikes, rlly surprised he’s even there, so surprised that she even tolerates him with only minimal picking fights.

She has hung out in the mystery machine quite a bit

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salarino16 · 1 month

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Personal Sal and Larry headcanon’s ✨🎸

Sal

Stays up very late or goes to bed extremely early and never an in between

He practically moved in with Larry after they met, half of his stuff stays at Larry’s and the other half is at his apartment

Probably walks around making guitar sounds, especially if he’s learning a new song

Showers only when he can (depression is really getting to him) The gang do try to help him take care of himself tho. They do their best and so does Sal 💙

Has movie nights with Gizmo, he does nothing else for these nights and makes no other plans

Uses he/they pronouns just cause. Gender is meaningless and he learned about they/them pronouns and went “chill I like that“

Has a floordrobe going. Forgets that some things might actually need to be washed.

His jumper and jeans are extremely ripped. He thinks it looks well cool and continues to wear them, styling them new ways the more they are ripped

Larry

Larry shampoos his hair like 5 times in a shower because he believes it counts as 5 showers. Then he complains about how dry and crusty his hair his. Mans has never laid eyes on conditioner in his life.

When Ash finally tells him that conditioner exists he uses it 5 times (same as his shampoo rule) and now he complains about how greasy his hair is. However he takes no one’s advice because he thinks his logic is right.

Very much a guy that orders takeaways at ungodly hours of night for him and Sal, they eat half and leave the rest for later.

Constantly has to try explain to his mum what the “weird smell” is. Sal almost told Lisa and Larry didn’t speak to him for a day.

Avid hater of doing the washing (laundry) only allows it to happen once a month. Probably quite blind to how bad he smells.

Misc

Ash comes round to check in on them a lot. Helps them do life admin when she can. Usually just comes round for chit-chats, ghost business or just causal friends time.

Todd convinces the two of them to study when it’s exam time. They often add to his exam stress.

*DO NOT TAG AS SHIP*

#sal fisher #sally face #sally face fandom #headcanon #sally face headcanons #sal fisher headcanons #larry johnson #larry johnson sally face #larry johnson headcanons #not a ship

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spicypopcornfromhell · 8 months

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IF I GET NERFED FOR BEING TRANSFEM MY DISCORD IS POPCORNFROMHELL (mutuals only) if not ask first

This blog is safe for systems and/or otherkin. Yall are valid idc what the feds say fuck em neopronouns are also fucking dope. Idc what you look like your hot and if you see this you get one (1) kiss and one(1)headpats. Also im like trans now. It took me 18 yrs but i figured it out

This blog is also pro therian(idk if spelling is correct)

If i say no animals yalls are excluded welcome to the blog

2024 jan 8th( i think)

I has a discord if mutuals wan it ig

Thanks for making me realise, a list of contributors:

Other trans ppl

Femboys

Furrys

Irl cis women ik

Egg irl

Traaaaaaa

Funny kink list( it dosent apply to you so if ur not into it I understand lol, a good example is my piss kink. If you aren't into that kink, I would avoid it whenever I talk to/reference you. Thus rather focusing on what your into if it fits my criteria)

Hell you dont even have to be horny here, this space exists as my "I'm a adult and interested in my own sex life" blog.

Last edit 2023dec

So I reblog alot of porn or written thoughts and sometimes memes. However it is like a cursed pendulum it changes at random the ratio I post and what I post. Today it has just been hentai. Tomorrow it might me horny thoughts of myself or other peaple please keep that in mind uwu

Before we begin:

Hiiiii it's me I'm pop but pet names and nicknames are also chill👍 I'm 89.9% submissive and I can top in a subby way though I'm mostly bottom ❤ I have they/them pronouns and such but use like any pronouns you'd like,(neopronouns welcome) HOWEVER pls pls pls try not to use masc pronouns bc I'm girl now heheheh yayyyyy!!!!!!

dude is gender neutral here👍

Oops I forgot to add I wanna try bottoming sometime lol bc am virgin

Dec8 update. Ok maybe domming is cool but im still a submissive bitch. Tho i can be a dom amongst subs

Dec19

Heyyyyy i saw other people say this but like

I struggle messaging first alot of the time and like im sorry mutualssssss

Hii yes you found my kink exploration and h3nt8i blog+y1ff so theres that

I like

Toys

Furrys

Furry toys (those tail things and cat ears and such)

Casual hj

Casual nudaty ( basicly only thighighs or such idk)

Good vibes in public (literal) app controlled lol

Mutually getting off casually

Calling my dominant master ( or any dom name idk)

Causal free use between partners

Biting( any participant)

Clamps

Fingers in mouth kink

Choking

tounge biting

Tied up with other subs (bc group activity is fun uwu)

2 domms but like at once

Watersportsss( both top/bottem)

freeuse( again, yes)

Being manhandled (rough)

Ear licking( I get the asmr now) + endogenous zone

Neck biting/kissing

Ik I missed ALOT of kinks so ye sorry bout that

Tbf I'm into most things kinky but I have my limits so discuss first uwu

I do not like

Transphobes ( dni like go die painfully )

Maps(pedos) ( no no no dni die)

Chasers (VERY FUCKING RELEVANT NOW)

Verbal degradation (do it physically rather ig)

Like you can call me slut and what not but bc of trauma dont like say I'm shit or not enough and such bc nah

Beasiality/zoophilia ( kids and animals dont belong in kink )

Minors( join my sfw blog but FUCK Off from here)

Age regressors are fine tho welcome hiiii

If you didn't get it the first time animals and kids do not belong in kink.

I'm putting down these limits because I want this to be a safe space for kinky (vannila is also chill)queer peaple and if you are a proper ally to lgbtqa+ then cis peaple are fine here but straight peaple are gonna struggle finding their stuff here . I mean ur welcome but like I'm trans, and if you cant be fine with the fact I'm trans then leave.

In other words, cis peaple are welcome. Respect my boundaries, i respect yours. Also respecting boundaries are hot btw

I talk alot about t4t and gay shit both ways. You wont find relatable stuff here (unless you're into the hentai/yiff) nothing personal ofc

Also also final thing is you can call me any pet names but please, try going for the more feminine complements and pet names and nicknames 2024 update no more masc terms byeeeeeeee am so trans it hurts

Do not call me this,(slurs) unless you are trans them we can be ironic about it

tranny

, if you are cis NO, i kick you. In crotch. The unpleasant way. Transpeaple that reclaimed this can be ironic about it lol

, sissy cuntboy or shemale ,

No. I kick you in crotch. The bad perma injury way.

Heyyy I did a thing yall

Also sorry for the mispells bc website flags words on posts I thinks

Aight this shit bout to get updated for my safety bc of what happend

Commandments of my dms

If ur lgbtqa+ ur chill come say hi even

I accept Cis ppl that are chil and accepting (chasers die)

If ur straight tho then this place ain't really for you (affectionate bc I have straight besties that actually are nice)

Do NOT just storm into dms with an exception of pics, being freeusse is a bedroom fantasy I do with CONSENTING peaple. If I havent given you a go ahead then you talk to me like a person

I'm here to make queer gay bi/pan and trans besties. Chill cis peaple are also chill because I realise that allies exist and that gay/lesbian/bi pan peaple also exist

Also If ur sapphic i do also reblog waifus so everybody profits from this blog, still do chat with me bc I like meeting new peaple. No being horny isint rlly a requirement bc I use this blog to Express my more sensual and sexual side sure, but like we can just like for example gush about our fantasies and traumadump to eachover.

Also I forget to mention if you are a mutual you basicly already have most of my trust

Anything below marked in red is mentions of trauma and venting ignore if you wish

I like shit when its consensual but I dont like rape, idk why but it's a serious topic for me .27nov2023 I saw someshit depicting it and not only did it kill the mood I legit felt shit the whole morning, I get cnc but non consent is fucked. It affected me when I was young , it still affects me today. I wasent touched and I may be a softie but having a bathroom door forced open while I was doing my stuff in there, even today I struggle to pee in public bathrooms oh and I got bladder infection from that. Long story short rape is fucked and if you condone actual rape I hope to whatever is out there you die. Once more I reiterate but cnc stuff is fine. Actual stuff is not.

Ty for understanding ig

This piece of shit pinned keeps growing huh

Hehe( vanilla means treat me like a prince/princess/gender neutral term for those)

Big words bc eng is my 2nd language. Idk what half of those means

I'm guessing hostility means I'm a brat uwu

If you red this far for some reason then I'm proud of youu❤ also even tho I'm a sub TOPS and dommes also deserve praise

Also 3 dec edit: ive been giving it thought and i knew i wasent cis, but im like, super trans. Its comforting knowing who i am after years of doubt.

Also new pronouns just dropped!!!!!!

@meandering-rook im not leaving that response to die in the tags uwu this is like top tear complements

Woah uwu

2023last edit 29dec

Ummmmm im trying a feminine alias

Call me poppy or Silova or any feminine name your brains conjure

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khonshus-stardust · 9 months

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Different Ways

Pairing: Khonshu x Reader

Word Count: 2429

Summary: Once in awhile, Khonshu will allow his avatar to have a break. It's the four of you: Marc, Layla, Khonshu, and yourself in a town you love to visit. You are happily strolling along when you spot a necklace that was far out of your price range. So, keep going along when you notice the tall mummy bird god gone from sight. Where did he go?

Author Note: Don't worry folks! I haven't forgotten about our favorite dead god. I got caught up in requests on my other blog and have been trying to keep up with them.

Masterlist

Ao3

There was something about seeing the moon god causally chilling on the wall’s edge. One leg hung over the edge while the other rested underneath that one. His staff leaned against said brick wall, between his legs. The crescent end next to his skull.

After all that has occurred with Ammit and Egypt, you didn’t expect to see him like so. Khonshu looked relaxed compared to how you first saw him. So demanding and ready for battle, and grouchy. Very grouchy. You smiled minutely at this. He’s a very grouchy and jealous god. You didn’t know why but your heart fell for him.

Before you, Marc and Layla conversed about something. There was no mission to worry about currently. Instead, the three of you were taking a short vacation. One that everyone needed.

A deep breath of oxygen filled your lungs. The air up here was fresh with the pine trees. You’ve missed this place, only visiting a few times throughout your life. Leavenworth, no matter the time of year, was amazing to visit. Though the cooler weather wasn’t for everyone. You didn’t mind one bit. No jacket as your two friends were wrapped up with one of their own.

The shadow of something past near you, making your head tilt up. A hawk of sorts glided far above the ground, eyes searching for a snack. It’s wings flapped a few times as it circled in the air. That made you look over to Khonshu’s last position once more, but the god wasn’t there. You raised a brow at this in question and turned your head to search for him.

He appeared behind Marc, making him jump at the sudden appearance. Any person around him barely gave notice and stayed focused on their conversations. Said human whipped his head to glare at the god but immediately looked back at Layla. “Khonshu,” he spat out quietly with a harsh tone. You giggled at this and leaned back in your chair.

Layla peered over at you and smiled. “Shouldn’t he be used to that by now?” she teased her husband and pointed her thumb at him. You agreed with her, nodding your head at Layla, a sparkle in your eyes.

“Yeah, I have been around him the least and quickly got over it,” you jestered alongside Layla. She took at sip from her bubbly drink, no ice. That was true. Though, you were easy to scare. The spooks the god gave you were quickly thwarted after the third for forth time he suddenly appeared in your apartment.

Marc turned his glare to the two of you, causing said duo to snicker at his expression. “I’m easily frightened by him,” he tries to excuse himself. It doesn’t work as much as he thinks it does.

Instead, the two of you looked at one another again and laughed, both leaning towards the other. Marc huffed and harshly fell back against the back of his seat. You two just laughed all over again. “You’re playing yourself, Worm,” Khonshu snarked from behind said avatar. You shook your head at the name calling but couldn’t hide the minute smile.

Khonshu disappeared then reappeared neck to you, casting a shadow over you. “I saw that, Stardust,” he was quick to point out. A hint of red blushed over your cheeks at this. You grasped at your drink and sipped away at it.

“I have no idea what you mean,” you stated and peeked out to look over at the masses moving about on the street. No clue. Completely innocent here. Khonshu hummed deeply at your words and rested a large hand on your shoulder. Your entire body tensed up at this. What is he doing?

“Hmm, I thought I saw you smile. Isn’t that something you mortals do? When I called the worm here ‘Worm’,” he continued to try and get you to admit. Something you didn’t want to do. You disliked when Khonshu called Marc ‘Worm’. It’s disrespectful. After everything that has occurred. How could Khonshu name call him things that like? Yet, he calls you ‘Stardust’. You didn’t mind that one. You did have a passion for the stars.

You shook your head once more, denying the accusation. Everything besides the god was intriguing. You saw the playful smirk on Layla’s face and gave her a knowing look. One she laughed at. Being at the other end of the teasing wasn’t fun. Your arms crossed with a pout, lip jutting out. Your cup still hiding a portion of your face.

The god hummed, the stood up. Though, his face doesn’t have the ability to move, you sensed a smirk before he straight up disappeared. Uh oh. That made you fear on where he had gone. He has something up his sleeves. Sometimes, you swear he should be the god of tricks. “Well that’s not good,” Layla stated and set down her bubbly drink. You shot her a ‘no shit’ look.

“He has something planned and I don’t like it,” you sighed and scanned the surroundings. Not a sign of the mummy god anywhere. “I swear, if he messes with my apartment, I will find a way to kill him.” That’s your place, your little place carved out in this world. You hated when people messed with your things.

Layla laughed ad rested fully on the backrest of her chair. “I believe he won’t dare do that,” she said with honesty. You hoped she was right. Or else.

Later on, after lunch had been consumed, the three of you paid and left for the streets. Though, it wasn’t the winter months, where everyone from all the states migrated to see the lights, Leavenworth was still busy. People bustled about, making you nervous and sticking close to Marc and Layla. People weren’t your thing. Let alone a bunch of them. Yet, this place calls to you and makes you take the trip up here.

Something in a shop’s window caught your attention, you broke away from the trio and made your way into the building. It smelled like old pine wood, one of the best smells. You smiled at that and slipped between people towards the window.

A silver necklace with a gold crescent moon and stars hung from a holder. Call yourself cliché with your whole situation and feelings for a specific god, but it was maginfic. You checked the price tag and cringed. Of course. You pouted, gave it one last look, then moved away to graze through the small shop.

Nothing else called to you. That frustrated you. There was a buzz from your phone. You slipped the device into your hand and noticed a text from Marc. ‘Where are you?’ Shit, right. Whoops. A quick response to explain what happened and where to meet was sent to him. You got a thumbs up in return. You deadpanned at the message before leaving the store.

As you stepped back onto the wide sidewalk, you peered back into the window. The necklace was gone! The others around it swaying. With the amount of people around, you held onto a sadden noise and slugged your shoulders. Welp, that was that. You lost your opportunity.

Though, you didn’t grow up a densely populated area, you knew how to snake your way through the sea of people. It wasn’t long before you saw the familiar faces of Marc and Layla. You quickened your pace then stopped before them. “Sorry, got distracted,” you apologized.

“Find anything interesting? “ Marc questioned as the three of you started on your path again.

“Yeah, but it was too much. When I left the store, it was already gone,” you said and scanned the upcoming buildings for anything of interest. There was one store that caught your attention. That have the best ice cream you have ever tasted.

Marc made an ‘aww’ noise and placed a consoling hand on your shoulder. “There’s always next time.” That, he was correct for. But that didn’t less that face you lost this opportunity. You purposely knocked your shoulder into his.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” You smiled at him then felt a certain presence behind you. If you haven’t been around him so many times, you would’ve spooked. Instead, you spun on your heel to face the towering god. You continued to walk backwards and act like you were enjoying the sights. Then, you turned back around and strolled behind the two. “What are you up to, Khon?” you questioned, acting like you were talking to your friends.

Said duo turned their head back to find Khonshu keeping an easy pace with us. You could feel how close he was to you, almost pressed to your back. Yet, the god didn’t say a word.

At every step, you saw the end of his staff in the corner of your eyes. He was almost hovering over you, like a guard dog. That thought made you giggle with a minute smile. Hilarious. You tilted your head up to find the god’s skull within your vision. “What are you doing?” you quietly asked again with a raised brow.

Still nothing. If that’s the case, you continued your pathing with a shrug of your shoulders. You stepped closer to Marc and Layla and rested your elbows on their shoulders. “There’s a few things that we can do tomorrow, if you guys wanna?” you offered.

Leavenworth had a lot to offer. From not only the sights but to adventures. There was horse back riding, rafting, ziplining, etc. You had already done most of the things possible here, after visiting so many times.

This caught Layla’s attention. She perked up and gazed at you. “I would love to! What is there to do besides browse the shops?” You stated the easier adventures possible without needing to book far in advanced. This was sort of an impromptu vacation.

“Horseback riding sounds great,” she said and nudged her shoulder into Marc’s. The man nodded his head in agreement, gaze casting behind you for a second. You pulled away from them to return a pace or two behind them.

As you opened your mouth to respond, someone knocked into you kind of roughly. By the looks of it, she was a someone lived here. Her glare set hard on you. You rubbed at your shoulder and tried to apologize out of curditisy. Instead, the woman beat you to the punch, face pulled into a disgust. “Watch where you’re going, tourist,” she spat out then promptly strutted away.

A sudden gush of snowy wind knocked her right on her ass. The sight caused you to burst out laughing before quieting when her head snapped to you. Uh oh.

She angrily got to her feet, stomping them as she made her way back to you. Before she could get within ten feet though, she froze, almost falling over as she did. You were confused as her eyes peered above you.

Then, a golden staff slammed next to you, making the ground shake. A cool hand held onto your shoulder as the god leaned over you. You tensed at the touch, feeling the way his power wrapped around you like a blanket. The woman was smart to turn on her heel and make a quick escape away. Everyone around glancing at her strange actions.

Marc and Layla came up to after the whole ordeal. The former leaned close to you but secretly peered up at the towering god. “Khonshu, you can’t fucking do that!” he quietly growled and grabbed your hand. Before he could do anything though, Khonshu tugged you back away from Marc.

But, Khonshu didn’t say anything. Unusual for cocky, sometimes rude, god. Marc scoffed and backed off, hands up in surrender. When the two of you didn’t move – you too still shocked about what happened – he walked away. Layla gave you a knowing look and rushed after Marc, trying to talk him down.

Khonshu hummed, grasp squeezing your shoulder. “I swear, if anyone lays another hand on you, I will cut over their arm,” he growled. With the public around you and no known people, you held in your laugh. A smile grew on your face. Sometimes, he says the weird of things. Or he does the weird of things. Like less than five minutes ago.

You patted at his hand on your shoulder then tried to walk after Marc and Layla. Yet, the grasp he had on you prevented that.

Something cold and thin kissed your skin. You tried to peek down but a hand grasp at your chin. “Khon? What are you doing?” you whispered softly, nervous on what he had planned. You still don’t know what he did early.

“Stay still, Stardust,” he said lowly and removed his hand. Khonshu continued to mess with whatever he was doing. In the meantime – not to look like a fool, you gazed out at the mountains as if you were sightseeing. Well, to be honest, you were. The mountains were your home. Of course, you would love to look at them all day.

“What are you doing?” you whispered and fidgeted in your spot. His hands ghosted over your skin, making you shiver. You felt him step even closer as if to stop you from moving more.

Khonshu’s hands still, hesitating in pulling away. Then, the god stepped around you and knelt down in front of your form. This time, you discarded the fact you needed to act sane. Your gaze was set on him, head tilted to the side. His head tilted down, hands pulling a cold chain around your neck.

The god paused, hands still on your skin before he stood back up to his full height. You immediately looked down at what he had down. A gasp escaped your mouth.

It’s the necklace! You squealed, hands shaking at your sides. It was all you could do to stop yourself from wrapping your arms around him. A few tourists gave you weird looks, but you didn’t care at all. “Thank you!” But a thought came it mind, a brow falling as you peered up at him. “How did you know?”

A large hand rested on your shoulder, Khonshu nudging you towards the direction of Marc and Layla. “There’s a saying you mortals have. ‘A magician never reveals his secrets.’” You set a deadpanned expression on him then rolled your eyes. You willingly went where he directed, people parting a way for you. A smile bright on your face.

#soft khonshu #khonshu imagine #khonshu x reader #he's really soft in this one #wants to give you a present #how can you say no to him #khonshu #moon knight #marvel #fluff

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i-think-i-did-it-again · 11 months

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Confession

Warning: swearing, drinking, masturbation, drugs

You watch the concert with bated breath. The whole experience is exhilarating and wild and just makes your heart pump. It had been so long since you’d seen your best friend live in concert and you’d forgotten what an unbelievable experience it was. You’d also forgotten what strange emotions it sparked deep in your belly.

Something about watching Colson jump around, singing and rapping his heart out, the huge grin that adorns his face as he looks out into a sea of his fans, is something so indescribable but is so attractive that your annoying feelings rear themselves up again. You had managed for years to push them down but when you see him, free and elated, they’re harder to suppress. All you want to do is kiss him, feel his touch, get naked and do dirty things to him.

By the end of the concert, you’re practically hyperventilating in an endless crowd of strangers. You stare up at the empty stage, rooted to your spot. You try so hard to calm yourself but the overwhelming need for sexual release has you scoping out a restroom like a mad woman. As you bring yourself to pure ecstasy in the bathroom stall, hand over your mouth and thoughts of Colson naked and on top of you running through your mind, you’re disappointed at the lack of relief you’re used to. Your brain knows you’ll be seeing Colson backstage in just a few minutes and the idea of being around him has you wanting to shove your hand back into your soaking panties.

You stumble out of the stall and quickly wash your hands, splashing cool water on the back of your neck to calm yourself. You push your way through the crowd, going against the hoards of people which pisses a lot of people off. You show your VIP badge to the security guard and he walks you through a long tunnel that runs under the venue, all the way to the backstage room filled with your closets friends.

“Y/N!” Rook yells as he spots you at the door. He pushes through the groupies to envelop you in a big, sweaty hug. “I didn’t know you’d be here tonight!”

“You’re yelling Rook,” you laugh at him and he covers his mouth apologetically. “I thought I’d come on a Friday night so I don’t have to worry about working in the morning with my ears ringing.”

“Smart,” he whispers and you laugh at him.

He leads you to the mini bar set up that the venue obviously put together for everyone. You make yourself a concoction with the limited spirits and mixers and join the rest of the group. Everyone is talking all at once, your friends, mixed with the other VIPs and a few scattered female groupies. You sit quietly and listen to the conversation, happy to be a causal observer than an active contributor. You have to stop yourself from looking around in search of Colson. You know from experience that he’s usually pretty wired from a concert and is either smoking weed somewhere or in the shower trying to mellow out.

The conversation seems to go on forever and Colson is nowhere in sight as time passes. You’re fighting back the urge to ask Rook where he is or go and find him yourself when he stumbles through the door, disheveled and grinning goofily, a very attractive, half dressed brunette hanging off his arm. Your stomach drops and you suddenly feel very sick. You convinced yourself to forget about the other way Colson will use to chill out. You look away quickly and sink into the couch, trying to make yourself look as small as you feel.

You know you have no right to be upset. Colson has absolutely no idea how you feel about him or what seeing him with another woman does to your self-esteem so all your feelings of betrayal and disgust are completely unjustified. It doesn’t make it hurt any less though. Especially when the women he usually sleeps with are so fucking gorgeous and confident. You suppose they’re probably so confident because of how beautiful they are and your self-esteem would probably be equally as high if you looked like them.

Colson spots you in the corner, despite your efforts to blend in, and he shoots you a drop dead gorgeous smile and wink that makes your insides quiver. He doesn’t immediately make his way over to you, which hurts just a little bit, but you try to ignore it and focus back on everyone’s conversation around you.

You count to 600 seconds in your mind before finally calling it quits. You stand and say goodbye to Rook, Baze, Slim, Sophie and Ashley as quietly as you can do it doesn’t draw too much attention. You smile at the other people in the circle that you don’t know and excuse yourself to the door and into the corridor, hoping for a quick getaway.

“Hey, Y/N!” Colson calls after you and you cringe at the echo of his voice in the small space.

A few workers from the venue at the end of the hallway turn to watch you both before returning back to their conversations, completely unfazed by either of you.

“Hey Kells, great show tonight,” you turn and smile at Colson as convincingly as you can muster.

“Is that why you’re trying to sneak off without talking to me?” he throws his arm around your shoulder and pulls you to his side. You hold your breath so that you don’t inhale his scent, saving yourself from the torture.

“Well, you looked busy and I didn’t want to intrude.”

“Good thing I spotted you leaving then or you would’ve missed out on your invite to the after party.”

You groan internally as you think of the last ‘after party’ you went to with Colson. You ended up blind drunk, sobbing in his bathroom, wondering why you can’t bring yourself to tell him how you feel. Suppressing your feelings as you watch him bounce from woman to woman, blissfully unaware of how soul crushing it is for you to watch, knowing he could never see you that way.

“As much as I would love to, your concert really drained me and all I want right now is my comfy pyjamas and warm bed,” you lie with a fake grin.

“It’s a shame that I don’t really care what you want!”

Tell me something I don’t know.

“Instead, I’m going to show you what you need. ”

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Two hours later, you’re sitting on Colson’s couch playing a dumb drinking game with Sophie and Ashleigh. As much as you hate to admit it, you’re actually having a good time. The fact that it just ended up being your friends and no groupies or VIPs from the back room definitely helped your mood. You’re at the good stage where you’re slightly buzzed but not so intoxicated that the room is spinning and you can feel your hangover coming. Colson and the rest of the guys are behind you, shooting pool and talking about some sporting event that you couldn’t care less about.

Sophie drags you and Ashleigh up off the couch as a song comes on the playlist that she insists you all dance to. You’re laughing and dancing along with her when you hear the guys wolf whistle and cheer your moves. Their gazes give you all a weird confidence that leads you all on top of the coffee table, moving and grinding like a scene from Coyote Ugly. You lock eyes with Colson and that quivering in your stomach returns. As the song continues, neither of you look away and suddenly everyone else disappears and it’s like you’re just dancing for him. You move a little more seductively, dipping so that he would definitely get an eye full of your cleavage, your ass, your full lips.

When the song ends, Ashleigh pulls you off the table with a giggle, slurring something you don’t quite catch because of the pounding in your ears. You chug your drink to calm yourself but it doesn’t have the intended affect. You excuse yourself to make another drinking, slipping off to the kitchen. You pour a little more vodka into your cup than you’d intended but you swallow it anyway.

Why the hell was he staring at me? Why didn’t he look away when I looked at him?

You guzzle your third drink in less than five minutes, a queasy feeling hitting your stomach as the liquid rests in it. You rush to the bathroom, feeling like you might throw up. You hug the toilet but nothing happens, instead you just feel suddenly very drunk, staring down into the bowl. A soft knock at the door tears you away from your staring contest and you invite the stranger in. You assume it might be Sophie coming to check on you but when you look up, all you see is big blue orbs staring down at you with worry.

“You ok in here?” Colson asks, leaning against the doorway.

“Just dandy,” you slur.

Oh fuck, I’m very drunk.

“Did you throw up?” Colson asks with a smirk.

“Pfft, please! I haven’t thrown up since I was a freshman in college,” you brag proudly.

God he looks so fucking hot right now. I should tell him that.

“You look good,” you grin up at him. He frowns for a heartbeat before a small smile graces his lips.

“How much have you had to drink?”

“Enough to tell you how sexy you are but not enough to tell you things I shouldn’t.”

Oh fuck, drunk me has no filter. I have to stop talking.

“What things shouldn’t you tell me?” he quirks an eyebrow before sitting down against the wall across from you. He closes the door and you suddenly feel very warm.

“That I think you’re amazing, smart and talented and that I’m pretty sure I’m madly in love with you but that’s ok because at least being just friends with you means I get to be around you and that’s more than enough for me. Until I see you in concert and then I remember how fucking hot that is and it makes me extremely excited, to the point where I have to masturbate in the bathroom afterwards to keep myself from going insane with lust.”

Well fuck, so much for keeping my mouth shut like a good little drunk girl.

Colson stares at you, his jaw practically on the floor as your drunk confession sinks in. It was like word vomit. You knew you shouldn’t be saying any of it but you couldn’t get your brain and mouth to cooperate with each other so everything just flowed out like a river in a flood. You’re slightly too drunk to feel complete embarrassment and the full implications of your actions, instead just patiently waiting for him to speak.

“I…I think you should go to bed a-and sleep it off,” he finally mumbles after a full minute of silence.

“Okey dokey,” you stumble to your feet like a newborn giraffe and make your way up the stairs to one of Colson’s many guest rooms.

You kick your shoes off and shimmy your pants off, slipping under the covers, sleep quickly overtaking you. You drunkenly dream of the sweet blonde man, blissfully unaware of the shit storm you just created in your life.

#colson baker #machine gun kelly #mgk #tickets to my downfall #mgk imagine #ttmdf #colson x reader #colson baker imagine #machine gun kelly imagine #mgk x reader #mgkxx #mgk fanfic #mgk x y/n #mgk smut #colsonbaker #colson baker x reader #colson baker fanfic #colson smut #colson baker smut

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r7iverett · 5 months

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hey guys. kinda an elaboration post on this AU concept I made but.

not 100% sure what this is exactly, but I wanted to make it, sooo. hehe!!! :3

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Hacker: The hacker is very swift and can easily confuse people, being able to glitch (teleport) around. They are also very smart and quick strategizers.

Wicked: The wicked is very destructive and deceiving. They are willing to damage, alter and destroy things just to get their way. They are also very independent compared to other roles.

Keeper: The keeper is, usually, very caring person, wanting to restore what’s been broken despite not being able to create. They prefer everything to be at least relatively orderly, making it their objective to keep everything organized.

Joker: The joker is, well, the joker. Their whole role’s definition is to joke around and just be an asshat, though some find a way to make their deceiving qualities useful.

Drifter: The drifter is usually a very causal and easy-going person. They’re chill going solo, yet can pair with a team pretty well. They’d be a good addition to a party or group.

Patron: The patron is a creator, being very determined to restore things, sort of like the keeper. The patron is different, though, as they can actually create things, often working with the keeper to keep (no pun intended) things orderly.

Archon: The archon is probably the most confusing role. The archon is hard to understand and unpredictable, being able to create two-way portals that others may access and use. The creation of these portals and where they end up, however, is quite hard to master.

Spectre: The spectre is a rare type of role to see, as it takes a lot of time (similar to the Archon) to master. Though not too confusing, the ways someone may use these powers can be difficult to navigate at times.

Thief: The thief is a mischievous role similar to the joker; their whole role was made to steal and, overall, be a relative menace. Just like the joker, though, they can find a way to turn their deceiving qualities useful.

Heretic: The heretic is an independent-yet-good-for-teaming-up role (similar to the drifter). They often curse things into their own favor in some way, yet complaining when they get cursed.

Chameleon: The chameleon is a combination of all of the roles shown above; just in fragments. Not much is really known about this role due to the lack of documentation and people who are familiar with the role itself.

Muggle: The muggle is…a normal person. Muggles just have a faster than average running speed and higher jump height. There also isn’t much about this role due to its lack of documentation. There also isn’t really much to say about them in general.

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aaand that’s it!! :3

I’m pretty proud of this tbh.

please give me some feedback on this, I’ve never actually created an AU before and I’m not 100% sure what I’m doing. feedback helps me improve! /nf of course.

#the pink corruption #tpc #pink corruption #tpc au #i should make a tag for this au. smth like TPCCS or smth idk

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