Me before S2: “I guess it would be cute if Mobius & Loki get together”
Me in the middle of S2: “holy shit they’re so cute, awww there’s so much physical touch. Pie dates?! They’re having pie & carnival dates?!”
Me after S2 : “My will to live now depends on if these 2 idiots will ever reunite again. What do you mean they’re the only ones without happy endings. What do you mean Mobius didn’t know how much he means to Loki?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE FOREVER SEPARATED BY TIME & SPACE. I’m gonna jump off a cliff if they don’t get their happy endings.
Leo: Hey guys! So like... we're bringing this like... giANt flying warship towards you and it would be pretty cool, even radical if you could, you know, like NOT attack us
Random library book: "By reading these words you have nominated yourself to recover the key word. Move swiftly. The knowledge you now possess marks you for prompt execution. The first syllable is 'A."
Random kid in the middle of nowhere, Texas: "Wow! Well, this is gonna be my personality for the rest of my life!"